The Bonfire - Josh v. Jord
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
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Jacob being shitty to Josh is the best thing from the saga
Hooker bedtime stories is the single funniest bit I've heard in 15 years
Yea I was rolling
The fact that a porn star and feature dancer is an escort shouldn't be a bombshell or surprise to anyone.
Heel Jacob is always the best.
I love heel Jacob..🤣
Crack Lee Crackle has been my sole bedtime story architect for the past year and a half, and I just want to say, thank you, you magnificent fucking Wizard of bonfire compilations 🙏🏼
I just love imagining Jordan getting wigged out by josh trying to hold hands. They’re just walking and shes thinking “geez, what a queer…”
Jacob goin full heel 😂🤣
She is a fuckin trooper for actually talking to them about this. I was looking forward to this follow up and it didn’t disappoint. I appreciate the upload.
If she was really that mortified by Josh bringing her up on the show, she didn't have to come on. She wants her 5 seconds.
And she blocked him. Homie was in love lmao
I can’t stress how much cooler Jordan is than Josh, but that’s not saying much
Hooker bedtime stories should be a real show
thx for putting this together, cool of you
Jacob going in on Josh was the best
"You're so rock n roll dude"
Didn't think he would commit so hard
@@BadGoyz4Life you underestimated JB in any capacity? Not cool dude
You are a god among men Lee
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Josh Adam Myers blows
Haven't seen Jacob that riled up since the studio temperature incident
Haha. Did you hear the whole thing? Jacob was chosen to play the heel
@@eclipsewrecker no he wasn’t chosen, HE WANTED THE HEAT. HEEL JACOB FOR THE WIN
Jacob straight alpha’d Josh’s shit lmaooo
Actually that was Jake who did that
All other channels should just be deleted, this is the only one.
except yours
And now you're both silent. When the world needed you the most, you disappeared. Frozen in ice for 100 years
@@rainlemon I'm still waiting for someone to return.
@@BazookaTooth707Same
this and the OLD ykwd! Sometimes the LOS too, of course the older the better. 🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶
Josh buses tables at Ruby Tuesday's
Lee, you are my hero. Thanks for the upload!!!
Snort laughing through this entire episode!
1:00 dan’s such a pro he knows that to be fair he should plug this guy before they bully him and also that he’ll take the bullying better knowing that he just got a good plug
Dan’s one of the last real radio pros
he was. radio is dead as fuck
also if you think any of this was bullying then you are a giant pussy
Josh Adam Meyers looks like Edgar Allan Poe in that pic.
This still hits
I wish Jacob would of told her "nah pass" I would of died hahahha but no everyones a simp
Hooker bed time story killed me 😆
He has returned!
The dripping contempt in Jacobs voice.😎
In a perfect world Jacob and Jord would bang the fuck out of each other and then the next time JAM is a guest in the studio Jacob would just stick his fingers under Josh's nose and sneer, "Jordan says hello."
Is it josh Adam Meyers or is it Jacob with eyeshadow doing a character.
Lmao so true
Who the hell is down voting Lee's fine work?
Josh fucking sucks
“Aghhhhh!”- Jacob
What up Lee tha real OG
The boys not letting JAM talk is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. Lol It’s like he’s not even in the room. Loool
1:04:50 😂 she didnt look him up because she didnt wanna be creepy meanwhile he was watching all her porn videos learning all her favorite moves 😂😂😂
I've listened to this bit twice and I still don't know who either of the people are. Can someone just break it down to three sentences.
🤷♂️
Her name is Jordan maxx you horny dog
Pornstar Comic = Silvia Saige
Jordan looks exactly as subpar as I expected. They built up her looks so much lol
What a gay comment.
She's pretty hot dude
@@lunchb0x1986 What a cuck comment! He's right. She looks better in the thumbnail here than normal but after looking her up she's mediocre AF for a porn star.
Hilarious story, so funny
The semantics of hanging out with someone that just wants their Amazon wishlist full filled instead of their libido is just the end of it.
Do you know what semantics means?
Welcome back king
Jacob was right, she was a cheerleader
Please drop a fresh batch on us step brroooo
Please cut the hooker bedtime stories as its own video that's a classic bit that can stand on its own.
FUCK JOSH!
#TEAMJACOB4LYFE
#222
#cracklecrackle
#hashtag
38:20 the magic begins
I talked to this girl on Reddit for a bit after her appearance. Seems like a nice girl.
Jacob is such a little shit in this one 😂 "Josh how could you"
Attacked my Weiner hahahha
Snap doodle doo that’s what I do
What a dork 😂
Anybody know her wishlist page? Wanna get her a pair of “Jords”
🤢 That's how Josh, looks 🤮 He looks like a Latino, Ron Jeremy.
There was an episode of the Simpsons where Lisa got challenged to make an anagram for "Jeremy Irons". My brain thought "sí, Ron Jeremy". Full circle joke, decades later. Thank you.
So fast. Crack Lee crackle
Simp Jacob is hilarious
That’s interesting. I saw Josh as the simp here. Jacob was, to me, more so a rare example of a “Nice Guy” who actually rules and slays simps like Josh with his earnest chivalry.
36:36 gets me, I originally thought this happened to Jacob
Josh looks like danny devito in that movie with dave chappelle and norm mcdonald
I cringed when I heard “snap-doodle” from josh …
03 to 09 WWE was fantastic, breakin my heart Soder
He’s just saying that finding a person who was into that period exclusively would be odd (as opposed to someone who was a fan during the Hulkamania or Attitude Era)
That's actually the Era that killed wrestling for me.
@@joshuapaladini1507ofcourse what are u retarded
3 years later and she hit the wall
Josh... Grade A douche. Funny Comedian. He's up there with the worst guys. She is cool, and no Vocal Fry
I've never heard Josh say anything funny. He's always singing at inappropriate times. He's actually pretty annoying.
@@acetate909 ;-) "My Hommie !!"
What is her name?
Jordan Maxxx
Heeeee's Back
Ooooohhh, you were trying to be accurate....
Man, this guy blows
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10:59 underrated Asian joke
U da man crack
On some microscopic amount. That's enough for me
You know, throughout most of this podcast, I was just hoping they'd get back together.
dude you might wanna get them blue feet looked at
as a super straight girlie girl... Jordan has the aspirational dream body... all natural, soft, delicate... I am going to take her picture to a trainer
N.W.A.
What happened?
Josh... not a good look.
Yeah no he should totally respect her a bit more and send her a few more items off her Amazon wishlist before her next client. 🤢
@@jefflabbecomedy Yeah no he should throw a bitch fit because the whore he spent his weekend with was a whore..
@@jefflabbecomedy I see where you're coming from, but what she does isn't a reason to be a total asswipe to her. I ain't simpin'; I'm just in the camp that if a girl does all those nice things for you, regardless of her profession, don't put her on blast as a worthless slut while she's sucking YOUR dick. JAM comes off as a genuine dickhead through this whole thing.
Who is she
I love you and want you to have my kids.
Soooo... anybody find out that porn name?...for research, ofcourse.
Late but its jordan maxxx
Dan could've hit
Christine's training came into play during that call. She was trying to fix that situation for Josh, even though he was clearly just trying to get a casual fuck
Dude i swear Jacob is such a simp for any female
Pretty sure she called Dan Sam
Hooker Bedtime Stories is so funny
Do they like this guy at all? Having never heard him on the show before I’d swear they think he’s a doof the way they talk to him.
Yeah this josh guy might suck
He's been on the show multiple times and runs the Goddamn Comedy Jam. He's good friends with the boys.
He must have something to sell, because I've seen him on other podcasts (couldn't finish any). Regardless of the hooked stuff I would never pay to see him. If he headlines.
Josh is a long time friend of both of them, he is a comedian that loves music and can kinda sing. His podcast about the 500 beat albums of all time, is great. That being said, he is a dude bro, that lives in LA, i think. And he doesn't make the best of decisions, and isn't aware of himself that much. But it genuinely seems like he cant help it, like its his personality. So thats what it is, we all accept him . Him and Big Jay just did a parody on Nikki Glasers Bob Saget song. Highly recommend it
Yeah like the guy above me said go watch Jay and Josh do their tribute to Bob Saget on Skanks you won't be disappointed
Hey new daddy you wanna meet bathtubmomz
Gah... He's just so irritating! For 1000s of years, regardless of Culture or cast, people with Phils personality would have been weeded out or had their course corrected before becoming a full grown Adult.
…Phil?
hey! maybe you can tell all your psychophants to stop crying in the daily ep uploads.
JAM is an annoying poseur simp with shit music taste. I love that this chick exposed him. LMMFAO. Also, I thought RAYA was for celebrities.
I deserve this girl more than Josh... Josh should have thought this out
You deserve to have your savings account drained by an economic vampire
Ew dude wtf kinda comment is that 😂
You don't deserve any girl. No one does that's stupid.
sorry but Josh Adam Myers is not funny, he's just pathetic
Dan Soder is annoying. He's constantly trying to prove to Big Jay that he's "Funny" and he absolutely will not stop interrupting everyone with the stupidest shit...
Lol you're really over thinking here huh 😂 do you tend to read too much into a lot of things in your life cuz this is a huge reach lol
@@jamalginsburghasidichomebo6009 no he's got a point; Soder absolutely has a bad habit of t-boning other people in the middle of their jokes to either; shoe-horn a funny voice or accent, or tag the joke of the person telling it in real time.
You clearly don't listen to the show. They literally bounce off one another and both interrupt each other. It's called shooting the shit.
This comment never held water, and now that Dan is gone it’s clear you don’t know what made the show good.
@@maxmotors9497 are you in Russia? Or some other communist country where everyone by law has to have the same opinion? If so I honestly and wholeheartedly do apologize. But here in America, you know the land of the free, individuals are allowed to have different opinions.