Joe & Mac Returns (Arcade) All Bosses (No Damage)
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
- Joe & Mac Returns (Arcade) All Bosses (No Damage). This game is a very different from original Joe & Mac. It's one screen game like "Mario Bros.", but at the end of every stage there is boss and... some sort of jokes :) Boss list:
00:17 Boss 01 Triceratops
01:39 Boss 02 Mammoth
03:20 Boss 03 Liopleurodon
05:32 Boss 04 T-Rex
07:03 Boss 05 Pterodactylus
08:56 Boss 06 Skeleton of T-Rex
11:02 Final Boss Crazy Professor
If this game was released in this era I can only imagine how people would react.
"People" need to grow a pair
@@houstonhelicoptertours1006 I mean, I would at least understand not wanting to show kids this kind of thing.
Pretty sure Japanese people have no problem with these kind of games these days. Japanese people are generally far more mature than the average Twitter user who complains about f*cking everything.
This is one of the few instances where i'll understand the complains; there was no actual need of putting all that sexual stuff in a kid game
@@Honeyr0ck I don't think the issue is having these risque or more adult-oriented jokes in the game. It's not like this is a game designed specifically for kids: its meant for a general audience. The same way a G rating doesn't mean something is specifically for children.
The issue is that the way this stuff is shown makes the protagonists look really lecherous and perverted.
It gives off this creepy air that makes Joe and Mac super scummy, far more than their more harmless antics in the other games.
8:44 Karnov? How old is that dude?!
I just love the expressions the dinosaurs make when they get hit!😂
Joe and Mac are 20 trained in family secert fighting Art Cavaija. The Nintendo Switch has Joe and Mac returns, and Joe and Mac, if they do well a reboot is possible.
There's also a clone of Ryu that throws hadoukens
At the end of his game, Karnov at one point became a god.
@@epica6soona56
Well guess what
There is a remake by Mr. Nutz
Must be Karnov's prehistoric ancestor.
Never understood why they chose to make this game run soo much slower than the rest in the series.
That boss theme is a BANGER
I GOT A POWA
Neo james82 Love that voice!
Open the challenge
Ur name sounds just in time
@@HIZZYHUZZAH my video chat me
00:17 Boss 01 Triceratops
01:39 Boss 02 Mammoth
03:20 Boss 03 Liopleurodon
05:32 Boss 04 T-Rex
07:03 Boss 05 Pterodactylus
08:56 Boss 06 Skeleton of T-Rex
11:02 Final Boss Jack the Crazy Professor
Third boss it's a Mosasaurus
Boss 03 Mosasaurus
Boss 05 Alpha/Apex Pteranodon
Just say that the Fossil of the T-Rex was combined again with a real Tyrannosaurus Rex heart
Never expected these guys to be sexual predators.
Lightman 2120 Just be glad they aren't dragging women by the hair, back to their cave.
Ironic
4342r33322@@edwardgaines6561 rerf
Not Only Are They Sexual Predators But They Are Killing Innocent Dinosaurs
@LuckyRich 101 bro the first game clearly explains it in its intro
also there cave men what would you expect
Wanted to say thanks for posting, recently I've been going through some of these older games for nostalgia. Time goes by so fast. I'm old. 😭🤣 Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
That mammoth is too awesome. I don't like beating him. (At least you don't rip his trunk off, this time.)
I always begin the arcade run with him, he can get very hard later on.
You’re not alone, he’s my favorite aswell
It's also kind of sad because he's the easiest boss in the game. The other bosses move, but he's the only one that stays still. I've actually been trying to make a video where I fight him but lose in the end, and I cannot lose to him convincingly.
@@baalfgames5318 I mean, He has 2 Abilities, The Cold snout and the stomp
@@MistaCoconutTheClassic yeah, but neither are really that hard to dodge. The cloud of poison he shoots from his trunk is slow, small and only comes in one. His stomp summons snowballs in later difficulties, but even they're not particularly hard to dodge. The only thing you really have to worry about are the rodents, and only if they clump together.
When I saw the skeleton t-rex boss fight, my first thought was "that heart's gonna explode".
The visual for that era are nice. And the sensual themes oh my lol.
no comments on the badass boss music?!
I too enjoyed it
Finally i found the game. I used to play this with my cousin in arcade! 😭
It's on Nintendo switch for like 10 bucks, go play it again..
Yeah... Uh... Wow... I take it this one will NOT be seeing a WiiWare port.
Looks more realistic than Farcry Primal.
I firstly played this in an arcade near a beach. Miss those kids days.
Boss 1: Trey The Triceratops
Boss 2: Marvin The Mammoth
Boss 3: Micky The Mosasaur
Boss 4: T-Bone The T-Rex
Boss 5: Alex The Apex Pteranodon
Boss 6: Freddie The Fossil
Boss 7: Professor Strangecoconuts
I know all the bosses in here
Triceratops
Woolly mammoth
Mosasaurus
T rex
Pteranodon
T-rex skeleton
And a weird crazy Professor caveman
The final boss has a Name, but no one knows who his name is, so I call him professor Micsham
El mejor soundtrack de los juegos reto en cuestion del tema de los jefes de esta joya en 2d
List:
Triceratops
Mammoth
Mosasaurus
Tyrannosaurus rex
Pterodactyl
Flying skeleton tyrannosaurus
Robot
Robot, my favorite prehistoric animal
me too lmao
Just discovered this game. Boss theme kinda slaps, ngl
The way the bosses are defeated reminds me of Snow Bros...
In fact, I was just thinking the same. This is just Snow Brothers with a Joe & Mac skin...
Yeah I played that on my iPad
Tumblepop
Zupapa.
Open the challenge
imagine how people would react if they release a movie about this game
i'm not hearing things right? everytime he gets a powerup. i hear " I GOT THE POWER!"
I hear it too.
They need to give us more of these games...they are still fun as shit...Aside from Japan s humor...👍👍😎
00:17 bro the boss music make me wanna Bugga ooga!
This game has so dirty jokes
the final boss of this game is the seems like the main villain of data east's franchise who appeared in many games
Not too bad of a game, if you like the genre.
Imagine a Joe & Mac/Jurassic Park and World crossover game, where the bosses are Rexy, The Big One, Buck and Doe, Spinosaurus, Mosasaurus, Indominus rex, Indoraptor, Scorpios rex, and Giganotosaurus.
Epic and cool battles!
2:51 That sounds Yoga-familiar 7-7
This game is somehow where Joe and Mac got voice lines
And btw that's not a Liopleurodon it's very similar to a Mosasaurus
My dude cracked the Earth with his hammer.
Shadowserg, please, make playlists:1. "NFS: MW 2005 Bosses No Fails";2. "Resident Evil 3 Bosses No damage".
Boss 1: Triceratops
Boss 2: Mammoth
Boss 3: Allosaurus
Boss 4: Tyrannosaurus rex
Boss 5: Pterodactyl
Boss 6: Skeletrosaurus Rex
Boss 7: Boss rush
Boss 8: Professor unkown name and his machine
Boss 7 isn’t shown on the scene, sadly.
They're cute when they're all chibified!
This is just Snow Brothers with a Joe & Mac skin...
Tumblepop
Mesosaurus and Pterodactyl were pretty tough.
Where are the feminists complaining about the cutscenes?
I'll just sum it up -
"oh its oppressing me because its showing a woman"
Wait. Those are Feminazis who can't take a joke.
Yep ^^ I was referring to Feminazis (diehard feminists) lel
they are all in melissa mccarthy's cooch
Hyena Glitch Only the Feminists who don't get laid complain.
im against feminists since they talk random bull and just want more (equality is ok and i agree they do need that) but in this case there complaining is relevant here
If this game was made in today's day and age it would end up getting banned big time.
11:06 Is that the mad professor from the arcade spinmaster ?
the same final boss that in tumblepop?
Yes also in the game "gogo diet" & spin masters appears as final boss too
The laughs made me cringe when I was a kid.
They are making me cringe now, though, and i'm an adult, it feels like they are trying their best to make a scene that's not even related to the game seem funny (also the jokes are really out of place for a kid's game, not THAT bad but sure made me raise a brow)
Joe and mac return the game that encourages throwing children back at their mother
3:28 is that supposed to be a lioupleurodon?Looks like a mossassaurus.
For how it look, it's most likely a Tylosaurus, back then it was almost always portrayed with dorsal spikes.
Cruz Anibal Barrón Leal Looking at it,you seem to be right.
Could aswell be a prognatodon.
3:21 МОЗАЗАВР!? Какой он злой!!! xD
8:05 because it's Thriller!!
Also music is amazing
The final boss man is the same freaking scientist from tumblepop,he probably work his ways in time travel as well i imagine.Cool game play & cool game resembles allot tumblepop since that was also from data east.Imagine how cool would be if the work on collections from data east games on the newer systems with online & all,they allready have two volumes of atari classics with 50 games each.But those are expensive.
He's the final boss of Spinmaster too :)
He also appeared in Diet Go Go
Love you so much dear, I am searching a my childhood game since long time, Hero is wearing just a tight fit paint, upper body is nude and body structure like slim superman, only punches and kicks, at every stage a white "P" appears, if hero gets "P" then he becomes a white man for limited time and can finish any enemy in one Punch/kick, every third or fourth stage is for boss. I best remember 2nd boss who was fat and lazy but throws powerful punches/kicks and his deadly attack is fire. 2nd boss blow fire from mouth that can finish hero instantly otherwise hero needs several punches/kicks to be dead.
Okay...WHO is that Professor character that is the Final Boss?....He's in SEVERAL Data East Arcade games of this style AND as the final boss
9:20 what are u doing sans ?
He doin the cha cha slide
Mr Electro’s brain - mr Electro’s dark lair
4:10
Wait...
How Can He Breathe On Water?
Because it's a game, secondly it game, they aren't really sexual preadors, lol based on theory, but females bred with the strongest, didn't argue didn't talk. The u under water, don't know, maybe they can hold their breath that long..Also it said the women also loved Joe and Mac because they had fun with the women, other tribes didn't, the women would run away to join theirs.. that's why they are trying to kill them,, and steal their women. I don't care how long ago you post this, it's never too late to comment.😎
Because logic . . .
5:00 uh
huh... this is basically Snow Bros
Tumblepop
Data East usaba mucho en sus juegos arcade la temática plataforma estilo tumblepop
WAIT IS THIS THE REFERENCE OF THEO METARUNNER?-
(i know it's not but the hair make me think of it xd)
List:
Triceratops
Joe and Mac Returns - All Bosses + Ending
The Triceratops
Mammoth
Mosasaurus
T-Rex
Pterodactyl
Joe and Mac are dinonappers
Man, I wish this would release on Wii U.
I don't think they'll release this on Wii U... for... uh... reasons.
KaleSplat Titties, son. Titties.
The Wii-U? Nah. The Nintendo Switch however......
@@kalesplat5063that can be censored though
But there are people who will complain if it's censored, and people who will complain if it's not censored
¡Ya!Not Is Joe,Is Mario Bros
Cutscenes ruined by stupid laugh tracks.
Lord Bontex - the lair of lord Bontex
well... this game didn't age that well
tumble pop caveman style o.o
Ryan and Mario returns
¿que clase de tumblepop es este?
1cc will see you tomorrow morning and let everyone
this game look like Tumblepop.
Joe and Mac Returns - All Bosses
Triceratops
Evil Mammoth
Lipoleurodon
T-Rex
Blue and Pink Pterodactyl
Wait, it is the same BOSS from tumblepop?
Mammoth - ice cream island
the T.rex wasn't the final boss for once
St_pig it never was in these games... far as i know its always been something out of place from the rest of the game
Estos si son juegos y no mamadas ni que pinche free Fire ni que nada
Los juegos de maquinitas de antaño✌👌👍
Those guys are weird...
The Atlantis king Neptune - water land
why the slow mo? :/
King crab - rainbow reef
Boss 3 is a Mosasaurid, a Mosasaurus or a Tylosaurus
Not a Liopleurodon!!
That t rex is freaking godzilla
Shouldn't it be Joe & Mac *Return*?
+alienspacebat Yeah.. but it's official name. :)
Not necessarily. The title doesn't have to be referring to the characters, it could mean the franchise itself returns.
Canned laughs?
ELEPHANT
Boss music is mootherfuckaX3
Mr electro - mr Electro’s dark lair
King lizard - grass land
01:17 get a shower
02:55 take a bath
04:45 show me show me now
06:27 not this again
08:20 i want to be a boy
10:23 don't try to steal the bikini shirt from the woman
13:16 happy ending
Tumblepop
3:17 oh my gooood
elina ghosh Boing!
Joe and Mac Returns - All Bosses - No Damage
Triceratops
Angry Mammoth
Lipoleurodon
T-Rex
Blue and Pink Pterodactyl
5:14 oh god it's fucking Flowey
stripedhyenuh love
Karnov My nigga!
The player in the game says "I got the power" that pronounce is stupid enough for me
Should've been on the gba
Usually i'm against stupid censorship but idk man, this was a bit too much for a kid's game
Even if it wasn't that much, shocks me no one talked about it back then, i mean, back in the 90s every obscene thing was less accepted to the point people were saying south park and other stuff should be cancelled