Short Kings Rank Short Kings
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- Smosh short kings are automatically S tier if you ask me.
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As a 6'2" female, I DESPERATELY need a tall queen ranking from Amanda and Kimmy. Please and thank you ❤️
YES
100% Absolutely
Yes! And the tall vampire lady better be there too!
YEsssss
@@sunnysideup9984 Yes. And she better peg Shayne too!
I need Amanda to rank tall queens!
Yessss!
Yessss this!!
sigourney weaver immediate S tier
Amanda and Kimmy!
Gwendoline Christie is S-tier for sure
Saying short kings can’t have toxic masculinity but ranking the Weeknd high was craaazy
I think a lot of the toxicity has only come to light recently. 😕
@@lozzavermy I guess so, I just remember one of his songs coming on years ago and I had to google the lyrics cause I couldn’t believe he was saying some of that shit and still somehow generally well-liked
This aged poorly after The Idol 😬
@@lozzavermy100%
@@AnarchyStockers this might come as a shocker to non/casual listeners of his music, but his "persona" in his albums have always been that of a toxic person and the character has always been self-aware in it. And since he packages his albums as concept albums, people interpret them as him worldbuilding (especially since he's always been referencing movies) with some inspirations from real life. It's most perhaps because of The Idol that the mystique of his The Weeknd character is starting to really dawn on people that he might been just a regular asshole all along with not as much self-awareness as he made himself out to be, outside of the worlds he built.
Also worth noting that when he released his first 3 mixtapes, later compiled as his first album, no one even knew if The Weeknd was a band or a solo group or what he looked like. And even rarely does interviews. It's him maintaining the "mystique".
Not trying to justify his whole thing, just giving insight into why many people are having recent breakdown of his mystique. English is not my first language so I'm sorry if I'm not as coherent/eloquent.
when i hear people say that 5'8 is short kings i feel like an absolute emperor as a 5'1 guy.
Praying for your recovery 🙏
@@austinrizo5468 huh?-
yeah claiming 5'8 as "short" is bizarre given that average male height in usa is like 5'9 - 5'10.
Niice
@@downbad4urdad Avreage means that 50% of people are taller than that.
I love when they showed a bunch of pictures of Daniel Radcliffe and there was just a random picture of Elijah Wood
I literally came to look for this comment because I cackled
@@harmonypudar I genuinely can't tell if they did it on purpose or not 😂
Same here! I came to the comments looking for this hahaha
I didn't even notice. lol
And then Elijah was not included in the list
I like how universally we all collectively place Jack Black unerringly in S-tier.
Honestly the only bigger slam dunk was Danny Devito in my books.
Honestly both Jack Black and Danny Devito deserve a higher tier. They are just in a league of their own.
That's what being a real S-Tier is all about.
🤌🤌🤌
This thread confirmed my faith in humanity.
Warwick Davis also started a casting agency dedicated to getting short people cast in major roles in movies and TV. It's called Willow Management.
man is a treasure
Warwick Davis is just the coolest guy.
Warwick is awesome!
S++
Them asking what else Darren Criss has done is always hilarious to me. They literally have a castmate who has been featured in Starkid musicals
Literally Angela (Lex) is my favorite part of Black Friday like fmdjdhdjbgb
@@iamallamaninjai never realized that omg
@@iamallamaninjaI still think about "my mom's a b*tch!" whenever I see her. it's one of my favourite lines in the show, it feels like it comes out of nowhere.
LITERALLY like come on lol
who is darren criss 💀
Danny DeVito is a national treasure and he better be S tier
Edit: I was satisfied
Was about to comment this.
It is.
I have been sitting here watching and grinding my teeth waiting for them to bring DeVito in, and I was going to be furious if they didn’t include him or didn’t rank him the highest
Danny DeVito has historically pulled some 10s with his sheer confidence alone.
Was coming here to make sure because there be a riot if not.
4:15 Markiplier says he's 5'10. When he "spent a day with" Anthony they stood side and side and he's only slightly shorter than Anthony (who according to Google is 5'11). Apparently people think Markiplier is short because all his friends are like 6'4
He’s 5’9”…that’s more than an inch difference between him and Anthony: But yes, regardless, he’s not short
@@jayhay8 like I said; Markiplier himself said he's 5'10 and in the video he looked less than an inch shorter than Anthony. Do you have a source that supersedes the word of the man himself?
I'm 5'9" and have met Mark at a con. He's a smidge shorter than me, and we were both wearing similar style flat sneakers. Now, some of that can be posture and other factors, like you can be shorter near the end of the day due to compression, etc. but I'd say he's either a short 5'9" or about 5'8"
shhhh let me think i’m the height of markiplier for a minute
In this video, when they compare their height, Anthony askes: "So you what, 5,8?" And Mark agrees.
Watching this shortly after the Jonas / Turner divorce announcement is hilarious
he’s def gettin demoted for the 2024 version 😅
stuart little being included in this ranking really warmed my little rodent heart.
Spencer saying that “they weren’t ‘short presenting’” KILLED me! 💀
me too lmao
cause they're not. Like they're normal. Its kind of sad actually, LA beauty standards are something else.
People forget the word "average"
For many you are either short or tall lol. For example the first guy joe jonas 5'8 is not short, its average.
I literally read this exactly when Spencer was saying that
@@akshay9602i think it’s because modern famous men tend to be on the taller end, plenty of male actors are 6ft or above, so in contrast being average height and famous makes you seem short
Jack Black isn’t a short king because we cannot perceive his physical form. His vibes are so immaculate we do not even register as him HAVING A height. Jack Black is a KING PERIOD
No he's not he's a fucking court jester that should be at E.
He is the king of Coopers
Can I just say that Shayne genuinely looks so beautiful in that crown? It suits him.
The fact that BOTH harry Potters are short kings is iconic. I love you Starkid-era Darren Criss
Tom holland being b was the biggest shock to me like he LOVES being short and is so confident around a tall Zendaya and all those big marvel actors
There’s an interview where Zendaya talks about how she didn’t think she’d get the role because she was too tall and they discuss their height difference and it’s so open and refreshing. Tom was robbed here.
I feel like there's always room for simply not vibing with someone knocking them down on a tier list
Especially since he’s a ballet dancer and dressed up as Rihanna on Lip Sync Battle to perform Umbrella.
@@TuckerKratt that has nothing to do with height
@@Willy_Warmer the judgement parameters include not feeding into toxic masculinity- if the tier list was strictly based on height, there would be no discussion outside of measurements
i love that, to constantly prove how short some of these kings are, they show pictures of them with taylor swift. just phenomenal.
taylor swift for scale
@@dontmindme5239 Americans will measure with anything but the metric system, my car is 1.5 taylor swifts long
@@Mex_Luigi omg your car is huge
@@alexzandrarubino9039 Yeah man I can fit so many dogs in there
I know there is a Kevin heart tay tay photo!
i can't believe Link from the Legend of Zelda isn't included in this! In BOTW/TOTK specifically he feels SO SHORT. like, make him talk to any NPC and he'll be looking up 99% of the time. absolute king
Peter Dinklage isn't grumpy??? He's got a great sense of humor and is very charming, not to mention handsome.
He's an incredibly compassionate person too! He's quite outspoken as a vegan.
He is definitely grumpy and that’s putting it nicely. Have to walk on eggshells around him
I've read that he's grumpy. Doesn't mean he's a bad person at all. He's had to deal with a lot of BS in his career, so it's understandable to a degree.
I don't know anything about his personality, but I've been in love with his acting since I saw The station agent over 20 years ago. He was the only reason I even bothered trying to watch game of thrones
did Shayne actually accuse Zack Effron of being too buff to distract from his height? I'm dead
He was skinny like Zac and now he is buff like zac. Actually he is bigger than zac😂
He cuts to an unhealthy degree, it’s not about the bulk it’s about the cut, he has literally endangered his health to appear more cut
@@andreal3239 Exactly, Shayne is loosely buff.. he works out but he still has floof energy
@@3llevate Yes, completely agree!
@@adityabiswas7684 Zac Efron has roid gut.
I like how Spencer said “A for Agnew” when getting ranked, as if his first name didn’t start with S
His First name starts with a C but he definitely could've still said S for Spencer
I feel like we need a video of shayne and Spencer (or even shayne and tommy) coming back and doing a video like this but it’s them ranking male himbos, idk if it’s been done before, but it would be amazing ! they can be characters, celebrities, anybody ! But i just feel like it would be hilarious
😂 Props to the editing with the Elijah Wood picture cut-in for the Daniel Radcliffe bit!
The fact that Spencer seemed genuinely pleased to get slotted in A and yet pushed Shayne right into S (S for Shayne) was so gratifying.
S for Shayne
A for Agnew
apparently not S for Spencer but yk
Spencer allowing Shane to go up to s and remain a shows who the true short king is
Well Stuart Little was voiced by Short King and Icon Michael J Fox, so S tier is well deserved 😂
Wow double short king!
When I went and saw Billy Joel he actually got up a bunch and did some dancing (let’s keep in mind he’s in his 70s) and ran around the stage, definitely a short king
Him being under Lil wayne is a crime lol
When they were asking what else has Darren Criss done I was screaming "He wrote the Harry Potter Musical!"
Love that there was a picture of Elijah Wood during the Daniel Radcliffe segment 🤣 I’m hoping that was intentional since they are frequently confused with the other!
It made me laugh so hard
I died
no shit, it was intentional.
Definitely needed to do a double take in that moment
Who also should have been on this list and S tier. He took the f'ing ring to Mordor!
Spencer's laugh right after we see Elijah Wood as Daniel Radcliff was like he knew what he would do when he edits the video. Like he could see himself adding Elijah's picture in Radcliff's section.
He's not an editor anymore (and he didn't edit this, as the editor's name is in the description, Kevin edited this one!) but YES, that was so well timed lol.
i was literally thinking Elijah should be S (hes THE frodo baggins, hellooo. and hes so sweet and silly) so when i saw him in Radcliffe's section, but nowhere to be seen after, i couldnt believe it ;__;
Joe Jonas’s rank aged poorly 😂
He's like an D or E now
Same with The Weeknd. His show was really just him rebelling against short king energy.
Wait what happened
Yess, I can't believe this was filmed before it all went down, especially for him lol
@@rhettmitchelljoe divorced his wife and did shitty things. I do recommend looking it up on CZcams cuz I'm not very good at explaining
I'm from Argentina, and Messi is the short god to us, he's just in a league of his own. So happy to see him wining the World Cup, thanks for including him!
I love how calmly and seriously Shayne is hosting this 😂
As a ˢʰᵒʳᵗ ᵏᶦⁿᵍ would.
Super surprised that Josh Hutcherson wasn't included on this rank list. His Hunger Games costars would always tower over him in photo ops! Robert Downey Jr. as well
i was waiting for Josh 😭
Josh should definitely be on this list.
Literally Josh is so hot and definitely a short king 😭
Shayne and Josh have beef
HE WASNT??? I CAME TO THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF HE WAS...
shayne somehow hosting or featuring in every smosh show is my favorite thing
When kiana says “the assassins of Versace” after they asked what Darren crisis has done besides glee it made it sound like he assisassined Versace so basically I’m cackling
They played it straight and i respect them for that. The moment Shayne went his charts i fcking lost it.
I was impressed Shayne didn't lose it at the charts.
Best part was when Spencer and Shayne had to step on their tip toes for the higher ranking short kings
Underrated comment 😂
Underrated comment 😂
Very politics episode
They should have put S tier at the bottom so the short kings wouldn't look tall
Short man funny.
As a guy who’s 5’8”and 3/4s, I started SWEATING when Spencer said that 5’9” is not a short king 😭
@@JohnAlanSmith206 lots of girls want tall, unless you go for the tall girls. I went for a tall girl, and she makes me feel so good about myself that I’m never going back to the people who want me to be taller! Plus, 5’10” is the average height of a white male in America, those girls are on something I stg.
Hot take: it’s much better to be able to be tall for a day by wearing alt style badass platform boots then it is to be tall all the time, because the taller you are the more expensive you are to keep alive. More food, higher clothing expenses, often bigger feet which means more expensive shoes, etc. Since you’re taller than me, you’re tall! It’s official. Find a girl who doesn’t give a shit about your height.
@@JohnAlanSmith206 6’ ^^ she is only 3 inches taller than me, so a good height for me- I’m still dating her, so I’m using present tense haha
@@Toadsavior most tall guys I know have either back issues because they're shy nerds (which is imo the superior type) or too proud of their height that they go through life not developing any other personalities.
@@Toadsavior it's not normal to over think it that much. You may need a therapist my guy. you're short-ish but not tiny. If girls are rejecting you it means you are lacking in other areas as well, bc plenty of 5'9 guys do very well.
But it's totally weird and whacky to wear lifts and cope with your height by talking about costs to keep taller people alive. Like it sounds like you are mentally unstable. I would expect any woman with standards to be repulsed by you if they find out you wear lifts bc it is so damn insecure.
lmfao when the editor silently snuck elijah wood into the slideshow of Daniel Radcliff, almost spat my drink🤣
I was actually looking down here for someone else who spotted that!! I just took a sip and absolutely choked on it 😭
The sincere joy in Spencer's body language when he gets a biased S from Kiana is why I love seeing him in videos.
Hey I'm kinda new to new smosh and I have a question if it's not too much. I've heard Spencer and Kiana name come out together a few times so I'm curious are they like best friend or?
@@sarahz9273I think Kiana is technically his boss but she’s crew and they’re definitely best friends 😄
@@janusclaymore Ahh thank you for this. :) I always hear him mention her, she's rarely in any videos so I was curious.
Thank you Spencer for bringing attention to the shrek in the swamp karaoke dance party, the true gold standard of DVD extras
but look at what Peter Dinklage's portrayal of Tyrion. It was all bout him struggling against his family shaming him for being short, eventually accepting his height fully and learning to live above the stigma. That scene of him during Tyrion's trial was iconic for a reason
In all my time watching smosh, I don’t think I’ve ever heard shayne say anything as patriotic as “…soccer, which is what it’s called…” 😂
I don't even like football (which is what it's called) but I NEVER get more patriotic than when I hear the word soccer
@@bilbofaggin5 Soccer is the actual name and it was named soccer by the brits. Look it up. Nobody even started calling it football until the 1970's which was well after the USA had created actual football, and established the NFL.
For the record, I don't give a damn about either sport, but the history of the names is hilarious to me.
@@samarmstrong3651 ACTUAL FOOTBALL????? the shaaaaaade
@@bilbofaggin5 Soccer, football, and rugby are all related and vaguely based from the same ancient medieval games, but the accounts vary.
Rugby sprung up somewhere in the 1820's but nobody has a specific date that they are 100% sure on.
Soccer was officially codified (and named soccer) in England in 1848.
Football was codified in America more than a century later in 1974. Early versions of the game included significantly more kicking than the current version, thus the name.
In 1976 the NFL (National Football League) was created and patented in the USA.
A few years later (early 1980s) Europe was working on consolidating a lot of their sports leagues. Many countries had their own ball kicking games that were played casually, and they were all very similar to British soccer with various names and slightly differing rulesets, so when they brought them all together, they called them all by their common denominator of being played primarily with your feet and called it "football". This meant that most countries, including England, largely abandoned their own names for the game and started calling it football.
America on the other hand, refused to go along with the group because the NFL had patented their name several years before, and didn't want to change it, so football remained football and soccer remained soccer.
So yes. American football is the real football.
@@samarmstrong3651 although I would remind you that the name 'soccer' came from 'assoccer', short for association football... so... it was called football first 😉
I petition next year to put Michael J Fox S tier because he made a whole foundation dedicated to parkinsons and still continued to act with it inhibiting his body (even if it was for I believe one series/film). He raised millions for an incredible cause that wasn’t so well known until he took to spreading awareness. S tier king.
I agree...
And he is the voice of Stuart little.
Michael J Fox should be S Class for sure just based on Back to the Future alone. Also don't forget he voiced Stuart Little XD
Oh my gosh yes! Short king voicing THE short king!
Milo Thatch! Chance! The original teen wolf! This was robbery!
Joe Jonas ranks lower now
Shayne’s Tom Cruise impression adds a year to my life every time i see it. bonus points for Court yelling “stop” in the back in this one.
Shayne's Tom Cruise impressions make my gf cackle like crazy.
Spencer talking Shayne into dropping Messi to A-tier is short-king high treason!
Lmao yess that was the only upset for me, other rankings were spot on more or less
Tbf Shayne I feel undersold him
Right?! Messi is clearly an S-tier short king
One of the greatest athletes ever and completely humble with no drama, automatically S tier
@@Alex-lw2be Eeeeeh the whole tax evasion thing is kinda shady
The fact that they didn’t say starkid when mentioning Darren Criss, hurts me, especially because one of their members is also a starkid
two memmbers, actually!
I love hearing Courtney’s laugh in the background
The last slide of Daniel Radcliffe being Elijah Wood made me laugh so hard that I started coughing, like ugly laughing omg, one of my favorite stupid jokes
Right hahaha it was so unexpected
I didnt even notice this when I watched this the first way through!!
time stamp 25:19 fyi
Apparently it made Spencer laugh too
Actually due to his shorter height, Messi has greater agility due to low centre of gravity and is excellent at evading tackles. So he uses his short height to good use. S tier Short King for sure.
He literally has two S'es in his name, S TIER KING!
Well actually, 🤓
S TIER, JUSTICE FOR MESSI SHORT KING RANK 2024
He actually, had issues when he was younger with his growth and he had to move from Argentina to Barcelona for hormonal treatment. His family was struggling with paying for the treatment when FC Barcelona came in and offered 13 year-old Messi a spot on the team and sponsored the rest of his hormonal treatment. And he grew up to be one of the best athletes in the world and is now even winner of the World Cup. Complete S tier short king. Come at me Spencer.
Even his last name literally means the Savior of Short People… Agnew just spouting nonsense (American ignorance/bias/arrogance) as per on something he knows f all about
Omg the segway from the ”fake start” to the explanations of the calculated criteria… that was a masterpiece. Beautiful execution 👏👏👑
My only two cents on this is the comment about seeing what happens with Peter Dinklage's career. This guy already HAS a career with a lot of dimensions and a range of characters. I recommend looking into his work pre-GOT or even his SNL hosting. He's attached to some serious or dark characters, but this man is both sweet and hilarious as well. I'd give him S tier.
Also, Daniel Radcliff on S tier surprised me a little, but damn, I could not agree more.
Tom Holland is S Tier- short, talented, the antithesis of toxic masculinity (have you seen his Lip Sync Battle?!), and an amazing tall girlfriend who he loves to look up to. He's an essential short king in my book
Ew
nah he a b
Yes! S tier!! He slay!
@@supreme-man your name makes sense considering seeing someone compliment another man makes you feel the need to undermine them
Like they said, range. If he pulls a Daniel Radcliffe and not be MCU Spider-Man forever, sure.
I love how the short kings are being bossed around by the crowd and taking it. The very definition of being a short king
It annoyed me that tall people's opinions were considered in the list 😡😡 they need to make a new one and tell the peanut gallery to find their own community short king community is for short kings
Shayne holding up B*n Sh*p*r* next to Jack Black and saying “This guy [Jack Black] is so much more powerful than this guy” like they’re trading cards really cracked me up. So true though!
That Linus ranking aging like milk. Honestly probably wasn't very accurate at the time either lol.
Them not putting the basket with the pictures on a shelf thats just out of their reach is a missed opportunity.
I was thinking the same thing with the S Tier, like if they needed a stool to reach it lol
As a short king I’d like to nominate Lionel Messi for the S tier
Agreed! Especially since he actually needed growth hormone therapy and Barcelona was willing to take a chance on him even though most teams likely weren’t. Makes his GOAT and short king status even more powerful.
Nah he is a dick :0 Talented, but a dick.
Fücking facts. I was yelling at he the screen about that one.
Me looking for someone else rooting for Messi , he is S tier ❤
Messi isn’t a short king, he is a little Caesar
I mean.. I'm in love with Vegeta.
He's S tier for me, the unkind part gradually vanishes and he's a surprisisingly loving family man :')
Also.. unlike Goku; he seems to be far more aware of his actions and interactions with other people. (Although that's not something I'd consider a feat X'D )
Both Shayne and Spencer are S tier for me.
Vegeta is an infinitely better dad and husband than Goku. ❤
critical in c tier is insane. he always talks about how he is a proud 5'6 man
I love how for most of the musical short kings they showed a pic of them standing next to taylor swift to show their height
Gotta be resourceful under the Imperial system.
Haha
What a supportive and positive video! They didn't mention it, but Warwick Davis has done even more to warrant an S-tier ranking. He started a theatre company called Reduced Height Theatre Company that staged a production of a classic British farce that was cast entirely with little people. The play's not about little people, but Davis gave a cast of short kings and queens a chance to play in a farce. He also started a talent agency called Willow Management that represents actors under 5' (and also over 7').
I love how everyone at Smosh loves Shayne
The Elijah wood photo had me dying 😂😂😂 25:19
the irony of Shayne saying Zac Efron is too buff
He should have said he's too cut
Zac Efron has steroid gut.
I think what he means is zac isn't natty so he's like weird buff which I totally agree with
Gotta fight for Darren Criss and Markiplier. They both absolutely slay being two of the sweetest human beings.
Darren is incredibly talented. The theater troupe he started in college is still going strong over ten years later. Still touring. He's stood up for LGBTQ+ rights since he was a kid. He's a great actor; he's an excellent musician.
Markiplier has raised so much money over the years for charity. His clothing brand 100% of proceeds go to charity. His merch sales all go to charity. He's a very giving person.
yes, I was looking to see if I needed to make a comment myself to fight for Darren! They put Daniel Radcliffe at S-tier, Darren played Harry too, so I feel like he should be bumped at least one level up!
Mark is 5'10" by his own words. Therefore, he is not short.
5’10” is short lol
@@CorporalGrievous93
5'10 is average male height across the world, below 5'10 is short. I say that as someone who is 6'5 and calls everyone short for fun.
@leecline5759 I’m aware chief. It doesn’t mean that “average” isn’t objectively short. I also consider “average” intelligence to be pretty god damn stupid.
as a short king (5’4) even vaguely aware of the idol: take the weekend down to at least E right now i’m so fr
The LTT “gold standard” quote did NOT age well LMAO
As a tall queen (6ft) these are my favourite smosh boys, also Spencer’s reaction to Kiana saying she’d give him an S is too cute. this video was so fun!
@Yaint Sheet I'm 6'3 and I did date even a guy 5'3 and we were great together. No idea how it goes for women to date shorter guys tho... Hopefully not a big deal...
Sameeee
When SHAYNE says Zach Efron is TOO BUFF and trying to use that to HIDE HIS SHORTNESS
I think it's more he's buff to hide his nerdiness tbh...😆
Game recognizes game.
@@blazehaze233 Yeah, Shayne is the right amount of thicc, strong, and nerdy.
Peter Dinklage is a fantastic actor. I really need to watch Cyrano. It’s one of my favorite plays anyway so clearly this will appeal to me greatly.
Joe Jonas being first off the rank and getting a B has not aged well. He easily gets an F now.
Edit to say: there's one other group of people who should be able to vote on Short King rankings, and that's tall women. If anyone has an instinct for toxic shaoet man syndrome, its us.
or toxic tall woman syndrome.
well Sophie Turner is quite tall ...
The Elijah Wood still from ranking Daniel Radcliffe killed me 💀😭
Dude I laughed so hard when I saw that I was like wait wtf lmao
yes lmfaooo I came to comments just for that
I sobbed about Peter Dinklage and Michael J Fox not being S 😭 Peter Dinklage is the DEFINITION of obviously being short and being so, so much more than that! And Michael J Fox is an absolute icon in film for being so short, then when dealt an awful hand with his disease, made a nonprofit to help find the cure! He’s flawless 😢
Peter Dinklage has been a pompous asshat in the past. A lot of people with his same condition dislike him dearly.
I cannot believe they know nothing about Darren Criss when they literally work with Angela Giarratana
Charlie in C tier is sacrilege
Did Spencer really say Tom Holland has no range?!??! Has he seen his performance of Umbrella on Lip Sync Battle?!?!
so true bestie
@@smoshpit i said what i said
@@spennser yeah, and it was wrong 🤣
@@spennser a short king needs to have the ability to admit when they were wrong. Your 2024 review is going to take some hits. We can't be having short kings take each other down.
Not putting Peter at S was a crime. He’s one of the nicest people on the planet, and his acting career is insane even without GoT.
Idk. I've seen him deny the crime that is GoT's ending season before.
I think A works for him, but it's insane neither of them mentioned his work in Death at a Funeral or In Bruges
Buts hes an Angry Elf
@@djfewkesI think he’s a South Pole Elf. 😂
AGREED
As a 5'6 short king, i can say that Markiplier not being in S tier is a crime. He gives alot of his money to charity, hes made so many incredible projects and is working on a Movie right now.
If this was pure people ranking, Mark deserves S for being one of the kindest human beings on the platform, however Short King, he is not.
@@JohnAlanSmith206your not short bud
@@JohnAlanSmith206which is why he’d be behind jack black
Shayne and Spencer are two of my favorite short kings!!
Peter Dinklage actually doesn’t take any roles of dwarves or elves. He finds them insulting, and I agree, and he has still managed to build a career as an amazing actor and activist. 11/10 respect for him ❤
Elf movie
@@diamonshade7484he’s not an elf on that movie, he’s an author that attacks will Ferrell for calling him an elf
elves and dwarves are both complete fantasy and have their reasons for existing that way within their fantasy roles. literally nothing offensive about it at all.
But what about GOT? x)
@kregman6928 he claimed that the characters that people w dwarfism are cast in are flat and uninteresting to him, but has played "dwarf-like" or small fantasy races if the character had depth besides being short
Absolutely love that you included Noel and Cody as one person like they're a couple
as a brazilian, spencer pronounciating Pelé's name with accent gave me awkward goosebumps
😅 rewatching this almost a year later and for some of these short kings, they really showed their toxic traits. Time to re-rank! (after the Tall Queens of course 😉)
Didn't think Shayne would be in the same tier as a fictional mouse
Darren Criss is A tier fellas. Starkid, broadway, glee, the voice, the range, the bowties #justiceforblainewarbler
He’s VERY annoying thi
starkiddddd 🎉
Also the newest cast member was a starkid, seems weird that the connection was never mentiomed
I don't remember when this interview came out in relation to this video, but Zac Efron has come out and said how damaging his muscular physique was and it wasn't necessarily his own addiction but Hollywood's. He acknowledged how completely unattainable that is
The photo of Elijah wood on Daniel Radcliffe had me dead
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“Shayne Topp from smosh tells short kings to end the tall people”
- IYKYK
I volunteer as tribute. Lmao.
kimmy and amanda need to do a tall queens ranking now
link has the be the shortest 6'2 in history
Outrageous takes.
Genuinely there should be a God Tier for Danny DeVito. He comes across as so kind and wholesome whilst also being eccentric and bizarre. And to add to the Matilda, He and Rhea cared for Mara Wilson who played Matilda during filming as her parents would have to tend hospital appointments as her Mother was battling cancer, and passed just after filming. Mara says Danny was a huge help in her grieving. If that doesn't say good human and the True Short Royalty, I don't know what does.
YEEES WE NEED KIMMY AND AMANDA RANKING TALL QUEENS!!
Just putting it out there ... Jere Pöyhönen (aka. Käärijä) massively beloved Eurovision artist from this year. He's 5'7", body confident af, and a total short king 👑
It's cool that Stuart Little is S while the voice actor is A. But overall is great i love it. And i love being short till this day.❤
The fact the editor deliberately threw in elijah wood during the daniel radcliffe discussion had me rolling