You had ONE JOB and FAILED
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- You had ONE JOB and FAILED
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Math: 2+2=
Calculator: 5
Math: Am I a joke to you?
2+2 is 22
Yes your a joke to me. An awful joke
I got 4
On my phone calculator
100+100=110000
@@callmewizzen4222 fax
The "get that outta here" never gets old
Yeah
Wdym you get old it gets old everything gets old
@@egbertsgf931 bruh it is a joke and it means that its funny
Chill bro😟
Or else we’re gonna beat you up🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Fun fact: The hole under the public bathroom door is for emergencies such as a fire when the person inside needs to get out they can crawl under.
Ok
@@hello_people6423wdym just OK?!Z
@@user-ve1jj4nw6m ya so what?
They still don’t need to be as tall as they are tho. Plus, why would they need to crawl under? The lock works right? How’d they lock it if it’s broken?
I- I never thought about that😂
DangMattSmith calling the Paralympic’s “tHe wHeEl cHaIr oLyMpIcS”
99.99 percent of comments “who’s been a fan of Matt before 2019”.
00.01 percent of comments “me complaining about it”. Omg 😱 thanks 🙏 for a lot of likes. I never got this much before
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00.04
THE VERY NORMAL CHANNEL 123 0.05
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Who is watching this in quarantine?
Just want to know
I'm in quarantine.😭😭😭😭😒
me
I and doin home schooling
Ocai sa Vuli ena vale
@Moon Vid not me I love staying at home and just watching CZcams and playing video games
Yet... I do get kinda lonely, hm.
The “boy get that outta here” never gets old and 3 years ago and he still does it wow
That noooooooooooooooooooo got me dying 7:26
Who else tried to see if 2+2 was actually 5 on the calculator 😂😂🤣
i did and it said 4 and i was like "hew!"
I got 5 😂
@@phantomsinmyhead5067 lol
Me
I got 4, seems legit
At 6:18 u ain’t have to do our moms dirty like damn lmao 😭😭😂😂😂😂
I agree, man I agree
“Your mom last night” never gets old😂
At 7:27 the "nooooooooooooo" got me laughing on the floor
7:23 Baby needs beers and wines got me laughing and dying😂🤣🤣
Same🤣🤣🤣
Lmao same
Yea baby
Oh wait,,,, that oh wait..... Uhhh
(💥)
Yeah same😂
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Matt: *sneezes* oo bless me
Me: what if I wanted to bless you?
NOBODY'S OUT THERE BECAUSE NOBODY TALKING!!
r/Wooosh
XJay_GamerX boooooooooy if you dont
XJay_GamerX I don’t think anyone says “I wanted to bless you” that’s stupid only you
LPS TV ok you know what can’t I just be my stupid self while u be ur dumber self
7:24 gotta start ‘em off young am I right😂😂
You always put a smile on my face everyday 😁
1:16 who else checked their calculator, even though you know your calculator will equal 4 😂...
almost
I did
I did it said 4
Mine said 4
But mine said 5
2+2 equals five.
Life changing
funny
Lol
I was doing everything wrong in kindergarten
No! It equals three!
@@eliseelise4897 😂😂
I wanna be an astronaut so I can see how beautiful space is!
2:29 when he said "I'm allergic to your face" 🤣🤣🤣
His mom jokes are legendary 👌🏻
Yes
Noice
That is really true I'm not lying!
infinte infinate facts
Who else thinks dang Matt smith is the funniest person ever ❤️❤️❤️💰💰💰💰
Nevaehs love Matt is the 2 funniest person because Theodd1sout is the 1st funniest person alive!!!
Nevaehs love me
I do
Me 🙋♀️
Nevaehs love I feel the same
1:40 it's Look like Phineas From Phineas & Ferb 😅
12:13 When kids eat too much chocolate
0:32 when he said yeaaaah I thought he was gonna say yeaaaah I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road😂😂😂
Who ever likes my comment I will like their comment or subscribe and reply to me so I know who likes this comment
I liked
My channel is dumb with 2 vids
thats funny. yeah im going to take my horse to the old town road
Im gonna take my horse to the hotel room
0:27
At first I thought he threw his phone in the air XD
"I'll leave your mom out of this and I'll leave this out of your mom"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:32 me walking around seeing a walking drunk baby
This is how many times dangmattsmith said get that outta here
⬇️
56 times
@@steezemonk no it is no 58 cuz i liked the comment
I maent not
I maent uhhhh
Srry mistakes
Who's better dangmattsmith or Preston
Like : dangmattsmith
Comment : Preston
Both
I like preston
If prestonplaz both
Me
Both?😞
6:23 "your mom was free last night"
~Matt Smith
6:54 he violated every boy in history 😂
Anybody else not watched a Matt video in like a year but decided to watch one for the first time in a hella long time
Naw bro me too i barely remembered his channel..
1:49 “you look like an Asian alien”
I mean, *youre not wrong..*
I don't know how it feels to have on because I'm 8
When he saw the skittles and the way he was having a mom joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
“ 2+2 = FIVE!?” Got me rolling on the floor😂
2: how much did he say “GET THAT OUTTA HERE?” and ur mom jokes
lol
ovstudentALT PlaysRBLX, hey kid, want some lettuce?
Hey kid want to suffer
1 out of 100 idk
Dangmattsmith: lemme check my calculator 2+2=5
Me: *Goes to calculator*😂
Same
I immediately went to calculator and I was disappointed cause it didn't work for me 😭
Same
Michael Popp same all he did was 2+3
lol the "Oh my gosh something aint right" is very funny to me does anyone agree
How is the person supposed to reach all the way over when they’re sitting on the tailet 4:12 got me dying😂😂😂😂 😂😂
“Get that outta here”
Right when I see this comment that’s what he said
Yeah
XD
Yes
Yes
"The goodies" had me laughing😂🤣😂😂😂😂
The get that outta here never stops and go's on forever its so funny
7:23 I drank beer as a baby lol
This is how many time he said “get that outta here”
uhhh do you mean "depending how many likes this comment gets, that's how many times Matt said: "get that outta here!" " uh by the way ya spelled TIMES wrong. YA HAD ONE JOB.
Stealthysniper61 PSN..... lol edit: and you spelled “YOU” WRONG, YOU HAD ONE JOB
Ya
@@nickynick4588 hey dumdum, ya is how some people say you. Tbh you'd probably correct "yee-haw", "yippee kai-yay" and "woo hoo".
wayyyh more
That's it.
You just lost tolet paper privileges.
Lol
XD
Tolet paper? Its toilet paper
That is funny
@@gsara6137 okay grammar bitch
0:59 what if the neighbour doesn’t have a dog 💀
I don't want to call Jacob anymore 😂
Nobody
Literally nobody
Dangmattsmith boy u better get that out of here
It yo boy is B that’s his word and this isn’t funny sooo
Should I laughed at the "nobody" part?
Z4ID4И's Life no
Stop hating. Its annoying like you.
8:24 We Said “Earthquake” The Same Time 😂😂
What bro really
you're so cool wooowwww
The toilet one got me cracking up because the way you had moved left right up down side side
“ ya see bro I’m allergic to your face “ (the music) bahww woawph 😂(me ) ☠️ 😂
Me: he actually put 2+3 and on his phone
Him: get that out of here
Avenger 008 dude it’s a joke calm down you don’t have to ruin it pooface
duhh
Ikr
Chilly Nation it was a joke chill
He just probobly put just 5 instead of 2+3
Matt acts like someone's dad😂❤️
I know where you live
@@jhobart82 I live in memphis
Huh
Siri is my little calculator.
With the toilet paper, that NBA player gotta be like ELASTIC or something
When ur so early there is no annoying self promoters
Ah ha I do that
69 Epic Likes
TSO Will people like that are always there
The best
Lol
“Your mom was free last night”- Matt Smith
“And like this coffee your mom was hot”- Matt Smith
"Come on if I wanted to taste the rainbow, I would've just went to your mom's place last night" -Matt Smith
"I'll leave your mom out of this...and I'll leave this out of your mom." -Matt Smith
Me: that's what she said
That's what she said 😏
wise quotes
@@jordanlawson2296eww but Good
I've been watching you for a while. I love how funny your videos can be. I love ur vids😊❤
Hi
Hope you reply
6:35
“Yeah,and you were black
-Me
"You see that bro, I'm allergic to your face."
- Dang Matt Smith 2019
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3eee
2+2=5
-calculator 2019
Gacha club+gacha life= GET THAT OUTTA HERE
“Let’s get back to the video”
“See you in the next video
Me: “seriously“
I know sometime sim mad but I still love his vids comment u too
@@obaloluwaibukun8771 what?
@@obaloluwaibukun8771 the fuck
The jobs I want:
Zoologist and wildlife biologist
Them goodys 😂😂😂
2:22 was the funniest part when Matt said: see bro i am allergic to your face
Me: YESSSSS
Lol!
Emotional damage
6:50 say WHAT NOW!? lol
From Sherk 2 meet puss in boots
Stop it blockman stop it black man stop it black man 6:33
I think it means that there are baby needs and beers and wines😅
Who else is a true fan of dangmatt smith
👇
Ha you tought
Did you
@Cody Lockwood lol. You say that, but, you spelt grammar wrong. Nice going, grammar nazi.
@Cody Lockwood nice job deleting a comment, you are actually hilarious. Say hello to reddit!
Cody Lockwood lol it is so clear u did
Sorry
Im in 6 grade and im in elar
Let’s play a game.
Every 20th like loses.
Let me start us up...
Edit: All credit for this concept goes to
XxToxik NinjaxX
6
Bye suckers you guys playing forever byeee
21
i’m safe
Fuck
I like this video, but the unexpected sneeze from Matt made it even better.
Everyone is fired having one job😂
Anybody just ... change there comment so the reply’s never make sense??-
Millie infinite
100.000.000% beggar..
*you are a beggar*
@@swpertwx no
@@patriciaperez5987 who the hell are you to reply ?
*you don't even know what's a beggar*
Kouk Oh yes I do and I’m not a beggar !!’
"Your mom was free last night."
-Matt Smith
You're is you are
*your
*Spelling Police Alert*
@@user-hx5mq3jd2l u can spell it like that too -_-
My mom is dead
U idiots happy I fixed it
0:29 Ultra instinct get that out of here.
“ you look like a dang asian alien “ pFFTtTt ima die 😂😂
Billboard: *upside down*
People with dyslexia: *laughs in dyslexia*
AHAHAH!
Ok, lmao
Heh
So true
"If i wanted to taste the rainbow I would have gone to your mums house" that broke me
Fling it to the next yard but it's your neighbor 💀
7:24
“Baby needs” and “beers & wines” are separate on the sign, which means the aisles contain baby needs, but they also contain beers and wines
7:24 i was dying on laughter XD
7:26
If Matt was in smash the final smash would be throwing a fighter in the air and saying Boi ya better GET THAT OUT OF HERE
I thought it would at least be his command grab
Bruh that would be the side special
4:33 first take the toilet paper and then go to the toilet lol
your calculator is dumb but mine isnt😂
“YOU GOTTA GET THAT OTTA HERE!!”
UWUGIRL Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
K MAC 😂😂😂
you said it bro
What ?????
Carolyn padiyachi Upu not true fan of him if u don’t know were that is from🙃
I completely forgot about this channel, but I'm so happy that I found this in my recommended
Matt must be really glad
Yes he must be really glad
Why are you happy just why
@@annskaife1665 so I can watch the channel again
@@annskaife1665 wtf wdym why are you happy? Boi u better get that outta here!
"Brandon" look like 2 different people instead of 1😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro if I say crap what is 2 + 2 that'll give me 5 *laughs*😂😂😂
Does Matt even need energy drinks with all the energy he already has
12:31 dropped out of nowhere
“You look like an Asian Alien “
*-Dangmattsmith, 2019/2020.*
Your rases
cooper and alex ya he or she is not because thats what dangsmith said
And get your grammer right, is racist not rases
I’m a he
@@LOL-ct4eo it’s “grammar” check your spelling right.
my calculator said that 2 + 2 is 6 bruh my calculator HAD ONE JOB
Nah that blue door is free advertising
Thanks for being such a funny guy Matt. You are the best CZcamsr ever!!
I say hes not
yes i agree hes the best youtuber ever!!
Plot twist: When Matt was using the Calculator, he Probably typed 3+2
Baby needs beers and wines WHAT?!!
Who else accedently watched one of his vids and then got addicted to his channel?😂🤘🏽
Me
Same with me and a job I wouldn't mind doing is geology
Me
Who’s worse:
The begers
Dangmattsmiths jokes
Dangmattsmiths jokes
@@Jeremyboxing haters gonna hate!!!
And the beggers
Your grammar
Ataladin 87 lmfaooooo
Forget 75$ cheese, POOR BOY bread! THEY KILLED A BOY!
1:40
Bahahahahahaha
Dangmattsmith: sneezes
Me: it’s corona time
Hahahaha
I love your videos ❤️♥️♥️😍
I would be like GO TO THE HOSPITAL USE A MASK AND HANDSINITIZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Lol true
Forget HAMMERTIME, Its CORONA TIME NOW! 🎵STOP! Corona time!🎵