World's Most Disgusting Perfume - Secretions Magnifiques: Fragrance Review
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
- Katie Puckrik smells Sécrétions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d'Orange. You can examine the perfume's cartoon schlong artwork to your heart's content on my blog:
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This is the funniest perfume's reaction I've ever seen loool
Zakaria HAMZA I literally can’t stop laughing she’s fucking funnny
Lmaoo yes
I just discovered your channel and you have such a wonderfully friendly and funny personality. Pretty bummed out to see your last upload was 8 years ago. I hope you’re doing well these days!
Thank you. Gearing up for a return...
@@KatiePuckrikSmells This news has made my day!! Can’t wait
"should be Police tape around me" "smells like a crime scene" excellent.
Too real
Smells Like... hmm... Smells Like Teen Spirit
I miss you Katie. You have a unique voice in the perfume world. More please! X
As someone who has smelled this, I wanted to shout STOP when you were going to put it on your skin!
Where did you smell this awful thing? I'm curious but would never blind buy it.
no literally same, she just kept going and going and i was dying inside
Still my favourite fragrance review of all time
"Oh no!" Love it. I giggled all the way through this.
I just ordered a sample of this after watching your video and your reaction was way more jolly than mine was. I feel horrified and disturbed and probably won't sleep well at all tonight. What even is this??? I feel like I can taste it and I stopped smelling it about half an hour ago. It's like an old lady's perfumed carcass after a few days of not being found.
Oh No 😫
It should come with special instructions on how to dispose it.
This comment took me out 💀
"I don't know why pee and poo aren't included. I guess they aren't magnificent enough." LOL
"it smells like a crime scene" lol.. and cracked up when you smelt it
It sort of imprints itself on your smell memory.
Sorry but this is one of my favourite videos of yours!
Her laugh is adorable.
The face she is making just before saying "that's" at 3:16 is like the most beautiful expression of joy I have ever seen, which seems entirely reasonable for smelling something so bad that it wraps around to an amazing experience
I come back and watch this video occasionally as I think your reaction is priceless. When I smelled this, I didn't think it smelled good but it actually isn't the worst I have ever smelled. I didn't get a crime scene. I thought it smelled like my grandmother's metal chair/tables on the deck after it has rained. It smelled like wet metal to me with some florals thrown in so maybe there is a garden down the steps. But the metal note didn't make me think if of blood, it made we think of a wet metal table LOL.
I love when she describes the disgusting contents of the fragrance, she smiles like nothing. She always makes my day!!!!
Thank you, Ethan!
The Silkwood shower made me fall apart! Katie, your disgust is just so delightful to watch. You have a way with language!
@gotterhaus I couldn't be happier that no semen I've ever encountered smelled like that!
YES it smells of sour milk, YES it smells of rusty metal stained with fresh blood, YES it smells of rotting algae, YES it smells like a woman's sweat of excitement, etc etc...
My favourite review, just gives me the silly giggles 😁
I met you in Bloom once actually, about a year ago.. was an absolute pleasure :)
Thanks, Katie! 😊
Hey Katie, I've been (partly) anosmic for a while, so I would love to smell anything. Well, maybe not anything, but this perfume is definitely intriguing...
Thank you for connecting me to smell through your lovely descriptions! ;)
Save us from Jeremy. The piper is leading the masses to mediocrity.
Sounds about right for Halloween.
oh yes. That guy sucks. Fuck him
He is just a clown and has got a bad taste
You all should post your comments on Jeremy's channel instead of hiding in a 10 year old video.
Jeremy is a legend! Fuck you for being a hater.
this is one of my favorite fragrance review! you are amazing - witty and fun, yet super decent :)
I just did a review on this. Very fun and entertaining time with this. The ladies at work did not like this one and gave me some excellent comments, lol. It made Amanda's eyes water too, lol. It was very entertaining to watch your reaction to this! The dry down is actually not that bad. It's funny how it changes into something pleasant.
Sniffing a sample of Sécrétions Magnifique on my wrist that I procured from Luckyscent. First impressions were the metallic note that every other reviewer including yourself picked up on. And then... not much. It's only been about ten minutes so I'm gonna let it dry down a bit more on my skin, but all I am getting is a light, powdery white floral with a slight Limburger-cheese bite to it. There is a clinical; medicinal quality that brings to mind images of hospital rooms or latex examination gloves. I'm tempted to douse more on to see if it gets any worse or better. I can't say that I hate it. Love your series of reviews and their witty, tongue-in-cheek manner!
oh please come back dear...
@35M40 Well, as a reference, I think Putain des Palaces has its charms and have happily worn my sample on occasion. Not so with SM.
HOLY SHIT I DIDNT REALIZE THE VIDEO WAS FROM 13 YEARS AGO. THE QUALITY IS SO GOOD??
Also I just heard it smelled like arousal?? And not blood, tears, sperm, milk, etc.. like uhh
Okay, now I HAVE to smell this! It was fun actually watching your initial reaction to it and I give you props for smelling it for the first time on camera.
@PoshPatootie Hah! I think "dead meth head" was exactly the ingredient I was having trouble articulating.
that would actually capture the metallic chemical note relatively well
I wonder what a Porn Stars reaction would be? -- "smells like a JoB site."
Nah! The real thang is much better .... day old sheets ....
hahahhhaha
This totally reminds me of your Perfume Tips for the Office video, where the cameraman (Tricky, wasn't it?) mentioned "Trout perfume" or "Tampon perfume". Sounds like this one was both trout AND tampon in one!
Blerg.
Thanks for taking one for the team.
I tried It and I thought the fragrance was very disturbing, but i couldn't stop smelling it, 24 hours latter I had to buy it, it does smell metallic, but i don't think that is a bad thing, when I have it on me people's reaction to the smell is great, this scent stings your emotional memory, so I suppose people reactions to it are related to their experiences.
@ariscotm Teresa! I know! You did yours several months ago and it reminded me that I still hadn't taken Dan up on his SM "live review" challenge. Your reaction was so funny and outraged. I loved that you called it "a rotten blood milkshake".
I'm REALLY curious to see just how rancid this perfume is. I should probably take your word for it when you say it's as putrid as it sounds but now I want to test it out for myself.
Your visceral horror reminds me of those 2girls1cup reaction videos. Perhaps Secretions Magnifiques first sniff videos can become a new internet trend. I don't think I'm brave enough to try, since Putain des Palaces and its hussy accord put me off a bit and I've heard it's the most accessible of the line. This one would send me straight to a nunnery.
@iamcasihart No bleach smell in SM. The blood dripping down the throat from your bloody nose is a good analogy. And a rank "expired marine life" odor.
@Sevipants19 I do love the line...I've discussed China White on my blog.
This Fragrance was meant to be disgusting, it was is meaning and don't sells cheap, but is for that original situation when you have a shitty job and find a better one and tell your boss, or when a seller knock at your door, or when Mormons knock at your door etc.
I had the great misfortune to get a whiff of this infamous scent. I recoil in horror as I re-live that traumatic experience watching you take that first sniff. *shudders*
This reminds me of the early 90's movie, Boomerang, with Eddie Murphy - the perfume "Afterbirth" by the character played by Grace Jones.
I couldn't believe how many times you slathered it on your arm! Lol! I kept thinking "Nooooo Katie! Nooooo!"
You are a brave woman! Or maybe a little crazy ;)
This became a "must smell" for me since seeing your video. Wearing a sample at the moment, I'm honestly underwhelmed. It's not as revolting as I frankly hoped it would be. It's very linear and it smells exactly like "Mildew" by Demeter, which according to their website, is that odd smell you get when you turn your central heat on the first time in early winter. I like Secretions Magnifique in a perverse way, but it's very linear and way too expensive for what is basically a novelty.
I have tried this particular perfume. I was given a sample pretty much like what she got. No joke; as a guy, the first whiff of it gave me an instant boner! It was beastial, it was savage, it was LUSTFUL! It. Turned. Me. ON!
I came THIS close to purchasing that bottle. But something in me said, "Wait bruh! Just wait it out ..". And because I had it on my skin, needless to say I was getting LOOKS all day as I went about my chores. Looks of surprise, looks of disgust, and dare I say it, looks of fear. And by the end of the day, here's what it smelled like ...
Have you ever went into a marketplace where they cut up meats (specifically, pork) and poultry out in the open? Or a butchery that was not a refrigerated cold-room? That smell of flesh and blood and the sweat and breath of the meat-workers? Yeah. That is what it smelled like at the end of the day. I smelled like a walking cadaver. I smelled like a murderer AND his victim. I. Smelled. Like LITERALLY - a piece of meat.
PS: I never used that sample again ... but I do carry it with me. Whenever someone pisses me off ... I secretly and discreetly, put a drop on them and watch the mayhem ensue.
@Stella S. sounds weird but some people do say it really smells like “sex” to them
i am now buying this product for same reason... i, too have to spray people discreetly to watch the madness ensue
@181lajo LT is clearly made of sterner stuff than I! For me, the part he described as "bilge" was the headliner for me. It's certainly worth 5 stars for shock value. Maybe lovelier subtleties materialize after a few hours on the skin, but I did not want to go along for SM's ride.
Bologna Pony...LMAO
I never heard that until this video lol
I feel I must amend my earlier post. Once this stuff starts to dry down it reminds me of Aqua Net (not entirely unpleasant - it takes me back to my grandmother's bathroom, circa 1977), and now about an hour later it smells like a high end floral. I'm starting to think this works in the same way as Comme des Garcon's late lamented Synthetic Series did for me, where scent is used to evoke an emotional reaction or a memory, not to simply "smell good." I have a feeling I'll be buying a bottle.
@MyMickers That will be my next "perfume challenge": to wear SM long enough to see if it ever smells good...or at least "not bad".
My Christmas day Scent! 👍
*Notified: "Stefan wears Secretions Magnifique at christmas day!“ LOL!* ☝️🧐☕
Out of all those elements, milk is the one that grossed me out the most. No matter how fresh it is, it always smell spoiled to me. I used to work in a hospital and I'm sure I could tough this scent out. How long did it last? Can you get it off with rubbing alcohol? Can you get it in lotion form because rubbing yourself with industrial waste might appeal to some people?
i love your reaction, Katie :D. i was laughing so hard. you're such a lovely & passionate person, Katie. i love watching your videos. Lippy Kisses from Europe, Poland!
So I finally tried this magnum opus. OH. MY. GOD. I can't even -- there's no words. No words.
I miss your videos so much. I hope you're okay.... ❤
Thank you, all's well!
I smelled it today (this is what made me come here) and my first thought was exactly the same as yours: it screamed "MURDER SCENE"!!! but not an usual murder scene. a murder that has taken place in an abandoned, damp, rancid industrial place. also, I get a little bit of saliva, but a synthetic one, if that makes sense. this mix smells 20% human (in the worst, most murderous way) and 80% synthetic. it is simply morbid and deranging. I think I will smell this in my nightmares.
You brave woman.
Hahaha what a fantastic reaction! I need to order a sample!!! Metallic and musky sounds good... rotten leaves and blood less so! I love how you’re laughing all the way thru! :-)
Dear Katie. I love your reaction!!! I had a similar reaction. I have tried this today and yes, it is "glamourized sperm". It is truly disgusting. But I find Tierry Mugler's "Womanity" equally "spermy" albeit more wet and fruity (fig note). The begging question here is "WHY?" Why would someone create something like this? But it is less questionable than your earlier reviewed "Eau de Pizza Hut". I also loathe "Phillpino Boy" aka "Fils De Dieu" that simply smells of Thai Cuisine......stick to old world perfumery then, lol.
Thomas Farmer Yes, Womanity Is the worst perfume ive ever smelled
@eviboyd Jasmine and Cigarettes is really good, isn't it. I just learned from reading Denyse Beaulieu's book "The Perfume Lover" that there is an olfactory kinship between those two seemingly disparate things.
This is truely the most hilarious review ever. I've been wanting to try this sucker out for a long time, and funny enough, your review just made that desire stronger. I sooo wanna smell this..!
Did you ever try it?
KATIE! Review YSL's Black Opium pleeassee I smelled it today and I'm totally inlove.Cosy,autumn-ey...beautiful :)
I love how you can't stop smelling it, like you can't believe how bad it actually is.
I just ordered a sample of this from Luckyscent. Cannot wait. ;)
Ugh, I just sampled it and almost threw up in my mouth! And people are right...I've scrubbed it off twice AND sprayed Shalimar on my wrist and I can STILL smell it! It smells like a wet dog wandered into a POORLY cleaned up crime scene! I got nothing sexy out of this, maybe in a snuff film, but not any sex that I've ever had!🤢🤮
The worst fragrance is Rose 31 by le labo and the original Fendi for men. They both have a smell of BO. Fendi dries down 100% BO. And that is a fact. I recommend to never blind buy any cologne, at all.
I haven't heard someone say "baloney pony" since 1992. It's a great phrase. I suspect this stuff would have putrescine and cadaverine in it, which semen does contain.
*WE MISS YOU, KATIE! PLS. COME BACK!* ✊😪☕
Welcome aboard the KP Smells express. Glad you're having fun creating your own lovely potions.
This might be my favourite review of all time x
I smelled one a few years back and about died couldn't believe they would make it, don't remember the name it was in the men's section and smelled identical to a skunk smell.
@gtaly The lip gloss is Chanel glossimer in 46, known variously as Giggle or Praline, depending on whether bought in the US or Europe.
I know this review is rather old - but that doesn't make it any less fantastic. I really enjoyed watching this review!!
Hey, Katie. I just tried Secretions Magnifiques for the first time today. Guess what? I actually LOVE it! I'm shocked at how good it smells. If I notice this fragrance on a girl when she walks pass me, it will actually attract me. I just don't think this would be a good idea in hot weather.
@iamcasihart Hah! 5 stars for "impact", I guess. And I gather Luca Turin admired the juxtaposition of the bilgey ingredient in the composition, but I couldn't get past the bilge to really appreciate anything else that may have been going on.
GIIIRRLLL YOU PUT ON LIKE 50 LAYERS
I do agree it is a masterpiece...of infamy.
a body preserved in formaldehyde?
That totally sounds like something that the folks at Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs would conjure up...but I'm glad they haven't. A few years ago I read about a "perfume" called "V," I think, that's supposed to smell like secretions of the feminine variety. You should do an accompanying review of that just to round things out. ;-) I assume the majority of the market for scents like this is simply shock value? Hopefully? I find it intriguing, but will stick to smelling like cupcakes or flowers, lol!
"I'd be really dissapointed if it smells nice"
LOL
Kathie, thanks so much, I had a worst day at work, but now I am laughing
She looks like the main actress in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
As I was watching this video when you were doing the intro, my heart was beating so fast and my knees were weakening. Its like the horror film waiting for the killer jump out of nowhere and kill the woman. Then after you smelled it you were laughing deliriously, I almost gagged as if the smell came out my monitor. OMG, a crime scene? milk and sweat? Katie, this is one unforgettable review! I am speechless now. What just happened???
Recently started watching your reviews and this one is awesome! I totally lol'd when you sniffed your arm the first time. I've never heard of this scent and frankly, I'm glad I haven't! I love perfume and have tons of it myself. I'm also a handcrafted bath and body products maker so scent it very important to me. I've been "creating" some of my own for my products and have gotten great response. That's how I came across your channel was by searching for scent descriptions. Love it!
@KatiePuckrikSmells thank you. your channel is amazing btw. so tired of beauty gurus showing their "perfume collections" and then saying that they don't know how to describe the scents. I recently got my hands on annick goutal "petite cherie" and it made me want to go beyond the "junk food" of fragrances into something more unique.
This is the perfume I am wearing (not on a daily basis but often enough). I know people are disturbed by the description (blood, semen etc), and it makes then feel ackward, prude or whatever, and ready to disapprouve. It's actually VERY sexy. (If you are confident enough, of course. Otherwise stay safe and stick to sappy perfumes from Macy's)
it's a butcher shop in extreme hot weather. it's not a rotten smell, but the meat juices just jump off to the environment
The fact that she smell it a million times think she secretly love it
@CutlassSupremeSL But you were so stoic about it in your video review, Brandon! I thought you were "handling it". And you were, at least better than I was. I was kind of hoping it would get better smelling, not worse!
Your reaction is stunningly spontaneous! P R I C E L E S S !
@allegro805 "Eau de Autopsy"! That's it!
This video made my day...i shared this with my mother!!!
I love hearing that!
@naffkaa Welcome aboard the KP Smells fume train! There are 13 zillion fragrances out there in the world, so I'm not snubbing the Allures - I just haven't gotten around to covering them. Thanks for watching!
Yowza! I'm all in favor of edgy fragrances, but I'll take candied rose petals, fairy-wing dew, and unicorn underbelly fluff over Magnificent Secretions any day!
Thanks for being brave enough to take a sniff and give us your hilarious commentary, Katie!
Enjoyed this review,,, remember Katie from the show called the Word on channel 4 back in the 90's. I actually really need this fragrance now, to deal with the nuisance neighbours who have been allowing their dog to continuously take poos immediately outside my front gate. An constantly throw cigarette butts outside my front garden daily. Revenge will be mine!!! LooooooL!
@kharabgulab That is SO interesting! Thank you for sharing a "yes!" for SM. From what I've Luca Turin says, it can be appreciated as a bright floral, and it sounds like you're on the same frequency. Fascinating. I will revisit in a year (maybe...) and see if I can get into it in that way.
Love this katie! Why have you stopped making these videos? More please!
Come back Katie 😭 we miss you
I just received yesterday my package of Etat Libre d'Orange's coffret prestige. Sécrétions Magnifiques was one of the 16 fragrances. My sole reaction was "OH GOD WHY???" I am shouting here! I almost had a panic attack and ran to my sink to wash it off! Masterpiece or not, I am better off without it... :(
@SaraSidd Har! And the bottle art is on my blog, too.
great review! we have similar tastes.... PLEASE REVIEW FAUNA by REGIME DES FLEURS. SMELLS HORRIFIC/repulsive!!! Thanks...
I always think this smells like an autopsy table that has been briefly cleaned after the report..there's something really invasive about it...like a body AFTER it has been drained on fluids. However, I don't actually think it is completely disgusting. I really like to wear this when writing about Caravaggio...there's something so primal and horrifying about it which suits his paintings.
"I don't know why pee and poo are not included, I guess they are not magnificent enough"
Ok, now I have coffee on my screen
Love your humour.