Weekend Update on IHOP's Apology - SNL

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  • čas přidán 17. 03. 2018
  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including a waitress at a Maine IHOP asking black teens to pay upfront. Pete Davidson and Stefon (Bill Hader) stop by.
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  • @paigeharris3821
    @paigeharris3821 Před 6 lety +8733

    I love how at this point Pete Davidson isn't even playing a character or doing a bit. He's just Pete

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 Před 5 lety +10

      @Marija Grove really!? That's terrible! ☺

    • @blakes5827
      @blakes5827 Před 5 lety +27

      I have a fully functional anus.

    • @kennethhedden1846
      @kennethhedden1846 Před 5 lety +4

      @I. Wynn Wynn Yea,I have to agree. I am clean after 20 something years with no help but me and the lack of finding a safe connection so to speak. It will rock your world and funny aint the theme of the day,but... after some time that shit comes right back just like it was somewhat,maybe. People differ. He might come out with some new shit after this that is great and he might not. Either way SNL's liberal path will be their downfall again. Sad.

    • @TheGrumbliestPuppy
      @TheGrumbliestPuppy Před 4 lety +65

      @@kennethhedden1846 God you're boring.

    • @knockoutfever4
      @knockoutfever4 Před 4 lety +1

      This show is garbage

  • @ayelemensah8816
    @ayelemensah8816 Před 4 lety +4353

    This video had everything! Pete Davidson, Stefon, John Mulaney, Ronan J. Israel esq. ...

  • @gleegirltayler934
    @gleegirltayler934 Před 4 lety +2299

    i love how the crowd goes completely insane even before they say “stefon”

    • @douglasmatthew4884
      @douglasmatthew4884 Před 4 lety +20

      When you're an improv comic, and you laugh at how funny you think you are, it's called the Carol Burnett show.

    • @thedeepfriar745
      @thedeepfriar745 Před 2 lety +6

      @@douglasmatthew4884 that show was funny as hell

    • @thedeepfriar745
      @thedeepfriar745 Před 2 lety +10

      Also Stefan put Bill Hader on the map

    • @markcampos2735
      @markcampos2735 Před 2 lety +12

      I noticed that in the Stefan compilation that in each clip the applause got progressively sooner and louder

    • @Red_Devil_Stew
      @Red_Devil_Stew Před 2 lety +1

      imagine if they would have said a different name O MY GOD O MY GOD IT- ..... o ... dang .... ew its not stefon

  • @chelseykate14
    @chelseykate14 Před 4 lety +2303

    I love Pete Davidson. He always looks like he’s suppressing a “that’s what she said” joke.

    • @volcryndarkstar3283
      @volcryndarkstar3283 Před 3 lety +22

      Holy shit he does!

    • @giantsmilk2545
      @giantsmilk2545 Před 3 lety +17

      omfg that oddly makes sooo much sense

    • @coltenh581
      @coltenh581 Před 2 lety +9

      Best description of him I’ve ever heard

    • @sweetblaqcoffey962
      @sweetblaqcoffey962 Před 2 lety +19

      The one person who looks sleepy and wide awake at the same time 😂

    • @chamberpaint
      @chamberpaint Před 2 lety +7

      Healthy hair, no dark circles & new teeth….paired with a jaunty French nautical stripe t- shirt? He’s UNRECOGNIZABLE! Sobriety looks great on him. Is this a disguise?
      But yes….”that’s what she said” undertone at all times🤣😂🤣

  • @jeaniebird999
    @jeaniebird999 Před 6 lety +1468

    0:15 "I think I speak for all crazy people when I say, AAAHHHHHH!"
    Couldn't have said it better, myself.

    • @michellebalogun1421
      @michellebalogun1421 Před 3 lety +9

      I know right or the "oejansndincorjfijfdnijergnerreijfvkhb"

    • @SirSoloSoul
      @SirSoloSoul Před 3 lety +2

      @@ichijofestival2576 We should all hang out. No thanks I'm good. I'm in ! Well if she's in then I'm in ! Howdy ya'll , save me a seat . €¥€£. No way ! Eww that's gross count me out ! Hurry up you guys !

    • @MB-sy9ll
      @MB-sy9ll Před 3 lety +4

      Really touches my heart. He has such a way with mouth noises. Got me tearin up.

    • @excelll3332
      @excelll3332 Před 3 lety +1

      Tweek Tweak from South Park:
      *a man of culture I see*

    • @findantu
      @findantu Před 3 lety +5

      I legit laughed hard on that.

  • @ericheaton642
    @ericheaton642 Před 6 lety +3027

    Some of the things “Stefon” says sound like they should be in cards against humanity if they aren’t already

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 Před 4 lety +118

      They should make a Stefon expansion pack 😂
      That would be one fitting collaboration

    • @Sarah-ev1gj
      @Sarah-ev1gj Před 3 lety +45

      I want to play cards against humanity with bill hader and john mulaney

    • @ashethevoid
      @ashethevoid Před 3 lety +10

      @@Sarah-ev1gj now THAT’S a bucket list item!

    • @AnimalLover101195
      @AnimalLover101195 Před 3 lety +5

      we know where cards against humanity got their inspiration 😹

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 Před 3 lety +2

      Stefan edition!!

  • @leightonellis4957
    @leightonellis4957 Před 6 lety +277

    “Please, call me by your name.” IM DEAD😂

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified Před 4 lety +1494

    Video title: IHOP's Apology
    Video: "HERE'S ALL THE BAD SHIT THAT HAPPENED TO ME AS A CHILD."
    I was not prepared for this.

    • @SurrealiamPrime
      @SurrealiamPrime Před 3 lety +22

      @@soccrstar4 it was a joke dude. calm the fuck down.

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 Před 3 lety +4

      Bad shit is what IHOP has.

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys Před 2 lety +8

      the ihop section was 10 seconds out of a 10 minute video. I thought they would come back for it but they didn't. Sadly I already have every Stefon clip saved so it really was just Pete talking about depression with a little dollop of ihop on top

    • @dg1113
      @dg1113 Před 2 lety +5

      It was definitely a garbage headline. There's some good stuff here, but the IHOP bit is only a few seconds of the ~11 minute video...

    • @mrodgt
      @mrodgt Před 2 lety

      @@soccrstar4 ..."projecting" your half-cocked theories, much? The title is misleading, and having Davidson's rant being early on in the vid, would leave any rational person asking, "Da fuh?" 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️😆

  • @SparkleStar1416
    @SparkleStar1416 Před 6 lety +8678

    I love that Pete Davidson is kinda SNL's mental health spokesperson

    • @leahkartsonakis6030
      @leahkartsonakis6030 Před 6 lety +21

      Hannah Margaret same!

    • @lissie3669
      @lissie3669 Před 6 lety +160

      Pete is a treasure god bless him

    • @calibaby6913
      @calibaby6913 Před 6 lety +274

      It's great that he has gotten to a place where he can be so open about it that he is able to make jokes about his personal struggles. It's turning the darkness into light and it's wonderful to see I am glad SNL lets him do it.

    • @gfriedman99
      @gfriedman99 Před 6 lety +32

      Pete Davidson is really funny

    • @shanec6092
      @shanec6092 Před 6 lety +88

      You know, I think I speak for all crazy people when I say BAAARGH

  • @AccessoriesAddict5528
    @AccessoriesAddict5528 Před 6 lety +3073

    "His uncle's a Beach Boy, the worst one but it's still sick."

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 Před 6 lety +19

      Mike (whose voice you recognize as a famous Beach Boys voice) is a talented weirdo who shoots his mouth off far too much and believes in world peace, and Dennis (who was replaced in the studio by session drummers) was friends with Charles Manson, I mean actually friends with Charles Manson. Come on now.

    • @DevanLund
      @DevanLund Před 6 lety +15

      He's also the one who be gave Tipper Gore the startup capital to create the PMRC, a group of (mostly) senators' wives that tried to censor/ban offensive music back in the mid 80s (which lead to the infamous "Parental Advisory" sticker). So yeah, he's pretty much the worst.

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 Před 6 lety +2

      Mike gave Tipper $5,000, and Tipper said Sting and Smokey Robinson were also with her (_Billboard_ 9/21/1985); Dennis hung out with a cult leader because he could find pretty girls.

    • @GeauxWyatt
      @GeauxWyatt Před 5 lety +5

      .AccessoryAddict. He definitely is the worst one...

    • @TheStompboxer
      @TheStompboxer Před 4 lety +12

      Brazilian Atlantis That was before the Tate-LaBianca murders. Why would you hold that against Dennis Wilson?
      Mike Love was absolutely the worst one, with no close competition.

  • @spacepirate9275
    @spacepirate9275 Před 5 lety +777

    "You can't put the word midget on TV!" and I said, "I sure would like to."

    • @kaiasmith5404
      @kaiasmith5404 Před 4 lety +41

      Lol we love that tall child tiger mom with a high waist and feminine hips

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 Před 3 lety

      I tossed a midgets

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 Před 3 lety

      @@kaiasmith5404 what is a tiger mom?

    • @kaiasmith5404
      @kaiasmith5404 Před 3 lety +1

      @@wadecarmen7501 really strict parent commonly in Asian house holds. John mulaney references it in one of his jokes

    • @tktty
      @tktty Před 2 lety

      Verne Troyer killed himself shortly after this aired.

  • @jeremyadlermusic
    @jeremyadlermusic Před 2 lety +203

    9:37 Fun fact: John Mulaney whispered “my girlfriend works at Yoshinoya Beef Bowl” which is why bill was so thrown off 😂. Bill told this story in an interview.

    • @whethan1546
      @whethan1546 Před 2 lety +2

      damn it thought it was my girlfriend doesn't let me have sex with her on her period lol

  • @nehaa4846
    @nehaa4846 Před 6 lety +463

    “sometimes i do it and HE’S under the desk”
    STEFON OMG

  • @fern5505
    @fern5505 Před 6 lety +3038

    Is that a reference to when John mulaney was told he couldn’t say midget on tv

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays Před 4 lety +176

      OH MY FUCKING GOD I THINK IT IS

    • @probablypossessed2075
      @probablypossessed2075 Před 4 lety +41

      Thats AMAZING

    • @olirolypoly
      @olirolypoly Před 4 lety +124

      i will throw in the fact that i am homeless, as that is a given...

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 Před 4 lety +84

      "What are three other things about him?"

    • @poppyseed5270
      @poppyseed5270 Před 4 lety +44

      Oh wow I didn't catch that, I thought it was because Stefon brings up midgets every time he shows up, so I thought Hader got in trouble for it and decided to make a joke out of it instead of just casually making the switch... I remember at least 4 Stefon appearances that included the word "midget" lol

  • @ZombieRodeo
    @ZombieRodeo Před 4 lety +356

    When Stefon said he was bringing out a lawyer, I thought it was going to be Roman J. Israel, Esq.

  • @milo9771
    @milo9771 Před 4 lety +228

    “Stay in your lane” “sorry about your free throw percentage tho” 😂 oh pete

  • @EyesOfByes
    @EyesOfByes Před 6 lety +3590

    This just made my day. "I think I speak for all crazy people when say: AAAAHHH!!"
    This goes in to my top 5 comedy lines that can break me at any moment 😁😎😂

  • @coco-pe5kr
    @coco-pe5kr Před 6 lety +1906

    “If you’re ordinary and you love seizure inducing Malaysian music”... That line was amazing. The writers did a good job on Stefon’s monologue.

    • @iriscandy6377
      @iriscandy6377 Před 4 lety +96

      *john mulaney

    • @liangchristina7919
      @liangchristina7919 Před 3 lety

      What kind of music is that?

    • @jb5439
      @jb5439 Před 3 lety +20

      @@iriscandy6377 Incidentally, Shy - the conceptual piss artist

    • @iriscandy6377
      @iriscandy6377 Před 3 lety

      @@jb5439 ahh interesting

    • @treebles
      @treebles Před 3 lety +11

      john mulaney comes up with great stuff, so when he + bill collab, it abso hilarious!

  • @TENGU127
    @TENGU127 Před 5 lety +95

    When Hader called Che Moonlight and Jost La La Land, I lost my shit...and so did they, lmao!

  • @speddster0349
    @speddster0349 Před 4 lety +326

    Watching SNL is like watching a bunch of friends having a really good time

  • @Racingirl911
    @Racingirl911 Před 6 lety +3280

    I love how he doesn’t even know what he’s going to say until he reads it on the cue cards!!

    • @samonebailey1984
      @samonebailey1984 Před 6 lety +8

      RacinGIRL911 riiiight!!!

    • @Racingirl911
      @Racingirl911 Před 6 lety +150

      Sa'mone Bailey No! Seriously! I don’t know the link right off the top of my head, but research it! That is why he cracks up once in a while because he’s reading it at the same time he’s saying it! I’ll bet those writers love that part-to see how much they can make him break character and start laughing!! 👍🏼👍🏼😂😂

    • @CarloRufinoSabusap
      @CarloRufinoSabusap Před 6 lety +152

      Yup. At rehearsal it's different cards and at the live show, they switch out with new cards for Stefon.

    • @Kjata316
      @Kjata316 Před 6 lety +45

      Ok that explains it! That’s awesome. I get it now. Thank you!

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 Před 6 lety +26

      i think that's part of the essence of the whole thing.

  • @Traytay0612
    @Traytay0612 Před 6 lety +1104

    Pete being himself and Stefon in one episode?!?! Dreams do come true!!!

  • @gundm_9845
    @gundm_9845 Před 5 lety +183

    "I can't stay in my lane because i'm on a ton of Klonopin rn"
    LMAO

    • @gatordragon8824
      @gatordragon8824 Před 2 lety +8

      It is super hard to stay in your lane when you're on a ton of Klonopin. I can verify.

    • @reidhanson4827
      @reidhanson4827 Před 2 lety +1

      I can relate

    • @gatordragon8824
      @gatordragon8824 Před 2 lety +1

      @@reidhanson4827 i had to double up on the benzos the other day and i ended up next to my dad's chair doing a wavy arm, scuba dance to a commercial as i slid across the floor in socks. It was a bad day.
      Edit: I was clearly not in my lane because it almost got me swatted with a pair of slippers. Or dirty socks. Don't remember which.

  • @louispellegrino2832
    @louispellegrino2832 Před 3 lety +182

    Why would this video be titled about IHOP when it litterally features setfon and pete davidson in seperate bits?

    • @Mewse1203
      @Mewse1203 Před 3 lety +13

      Right? The Ihop but was like 30 seconds, if that.

    • @mikecabral2420
      @mikecabral2420 Před 2 lety +1

      The actual weekend update is like 15% of the total runtime. Honestly SNL probably should've had this as three separate videos on CZcams.

  • @martindennis5116
    @martindennis5116 Před 6 lety +2032

    "I say that so people don't get mad. I gotta pretend I care about this guy". Been there, done that.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 Před 6 lety +2

      Martin Dennis damn near 99% of CZcams content

    • @TheWormzerjr
      @TheWormzerjr Před 6 lety +2

      if you can see this, watch this video before it disappears because if you dont see it, you wont believe it. click my name part 8

    • @martindennis5116
      @martindennis5116 Před 6 lety

      Warriors Of Rampage Done

    • @BEEEELEEEE
      @BEEEELEEEE Před 5 lety

      When I say that I'm usually talking about myself.

    • @COSjultrakay
      @COSjultrakay Před 4 lety

      Martin Dennis I hear that

  • @lesliesauceman8093
    @lesliesauceman8093 Před 6 lety +1765

    It's great Pete can have a sense of humor about Mental illness because it does break down the stigma. ❤ Pete!

    • @soccrstar4
      @soccrstar4 Před 6 lety +44

      I completely agree. As somebody who suffers from bipolar disorder, it's so hard and awkward to talk about mental health in society- it's considered taboo. Making light of it (in the right manner and circumstances) to show that "Hey, we're real people who can make jokes, open up, and have dialogues to express our struggles" is, in my mind, a truly effective approach.

    • @lesliesauceman8093
      @lesliesauceman8093 Před 6 lety +5

      CheezitsChrist ❤ ❤❤❤

    • @jimiprairiefire5482
      @jimiprairiefire5482 Před 6 lety +14

      Leslie Sauceman it makes it a little more comfortable for people to talk about a heavy subject too.

    • @polaris885
      @polaris885 Před 6 lety +10

      CheezitsChrist I was about to say close to what you said. Bright side, its good to know I'm not alone, in my life I'm alone. As a person who works too much and has no life, online is sadly my only output to the world, I do love the fact I have helped people using my own experience. Best part about Pete is how he shows us humor in the dark.

    • @theyearwas1473
      @theyearwas1473 Před 6 lety +12

      No lie my ptsd and depression makes so many people uncomfortable, im glad someones trying to make us nutz not so scary

  • @gloriamiller2940
    @gloriamiller2940 Před 5 lety +594

    As a bipolar person I can confirm that Pete Davidson knows whats up

    • @marikagould5432
      @marikagould5432 Před 3 lety +17

      yo just seconding two years later as a bipolar person tooooo

    • @maxclifford937
      @maxclifford937 Před 2 lety +5

      I never liked Pete before watching that but now I have a lot of respect for him.

    • @shymultimedia
      @shymultimedia Před 2 lety +3

      @@maxclifford937 Same.

    • @siobhandellariccia
      @siobhandellariccia Před 2 lety +2

      as a bpd haver, he definitely knows what’s up

    • @scoutlaceharding
      @scoutlaceharding Před 2 lety

      @@marikagould5432 thirding 6 months after you :D

  • @ericmichel3857
    @ericmichel3857 Před 4 lety +106

    9:10 "He's an attorney and a conceptual piss artist" I have found my calling!

  • @tammyv1107
    @tammyv1107 Před 6 lety +1908

    I usually think Bill Hader saves SNL and is the best character on Weekend Update, but Pete stole the show this week! He was so genuine, funny and the content was interesting the whole time. Props to Pete, I hope he's going to be a member who stays a part of the show for a long time.

    • @rodneypratt4324
      @rodneypratt4324 Před 6 lety +6

      Big Ups from now on it's mr. Davidson

    • @MackenzieLynnYouTube
      @MackenzieLynnYouTube Před 6 lety +27

      Right?! So proud of him. He's always been brilliant and now the world gets to really see it unfold!

    • @ae4xo
      @ae4xo Před 6 lety +1

      Tammy V nothing can save snl

    • @stevemandl5140
      @stevemandl5140 Před 6 lety

      hey tammy v pete didn't save shit this week

    • @eringsgrace3560
      @eringsgrace3560 Před 5 lety +1

      Tammy V yes! I am so glad he was promoted for s44

  • @sergarlantyrell7847
    @sergarlantyrell7847 Před 6 lety +1610

    Wait, Michael is wearing ripped jeans under the desk instead of actually wearing a suit...
    I feel like I have been lied to all these years.

    • @jeffbrown8117
      @jeffbrown8117 Před 6 lety +57

      Ser Garlan Tyrell much faster and more comfortable to just throw on the top and a pair of jeans! Newscasters do the same thing a lot of the times!

    • @robearberbils
      @robearberbils Před 5 lety +30

      @@jeffbrown8117 very true. And the pace of that show is so quick, it might have to do with an upcoming sketch, not that I doubt he always wears more comfortable pants like anchors.

    • @kandakar5926
      @kandakar5926 Před 5 lety +2

      Me too 😂😂

    • @isaiahpero7837
      @isaiahpero7837 Před 5 lety +5

      When did you see Michael's ripped jeans?

    • @parlayphresh3062
      @parlayphresh3062 Před 5 lety +2

      You'd be surprised how many news broadcasters o the same thing.. lol some don't wear pants at all! Lol

  • @dillonfloyd1801
    @dillonfloyd1801 Před 2 lety +61

    I absolutely LOVE how Bill can't keep a straight face, but acts through it anyway lol

    • @xplosiv211
      @xplosiv211 Před 2 lety +2

      John mulaney writes the jokes, but then changes a lot of the punchlines when it goes live. It started out as a prank, but everyone loved it, so they kept it going

  • @mackenzie7517
    @mackenzie7517 Před 3 lety +34

    I love that John Mulaney is in that insane outfit for a 5 second appearance

  • @seanmander
    @seanmander Před 6 lety +359

    9:38 "My girlfriend works at Yoshinoya beef bowl" (Late Night with Seth Meyers)

  • @happysappygolucky1396
    @happysappygolucky1396 Před 6 lety +707

    John Mulaney was the one that would always change the script last minute to throw off Bill Hader and make him break character during his years at SNL, I can only imagine what he whispered in his ear that made Bill laugh so hard at 9:37. John Mulaney truly is a comedic gem! 😂

    • @jeffii9890
      @jeffii9890 Před 6 lety +55

      He said, "My girlfriend took a picture on her period." lmao

    • @QueenIrene4382
      @QueenIrene4382 Před 6 lety +18

      Pretty sure he said ‘my brother looks at pictures of my penis’

    • @kt-zn4yu
      @kt-zn4yu Před 6 lety +26

      all i could hear was “my girlfriend” and then whispers

    • @csspeedbump
      @csspeedbump Před 6 lety +162

      "my girlfriend works at yoshinoya beef bowl"

    • @anayarivano5302
      @anayarivano5302 Před 6 lety +8

      Happy Sappy Go Lucky John Mulany also did a bit in a show where he was writing for snl I think and he wanted to use the word midget but he couldn’t it’s super funny

  • @klaudiakolarska3836
    @klaudiakolarska3836 Před 3 lety +21

    ' I dont trust any dog whom stomach touches the ground' is such a Mulaney thing to say😂

  • @charlixxxx
    @charlixxxx Před 5 lety +113

    This is the best weekend update because it has both Stefan and Pete Davidson.

  • @LordKhabal
    @LordKhabal Před 6 lety +475

    It normally bugs me when comedians break and can’t stop laughing at their own jokes, but Stefon had me DYING the whole time! My god 😂

    • @angelabeasley865
      @angelabeasley865 Před 4 lety +43

      I think I saw an interview where he said the writers would change the jokes on the cue cards just to see if they could make him break. He said he never knew what he would see until he was in the middle of the skit.

    • @theforgottenchannel3970
      @theforgottenchannel3970 Před 3 lety +6

      When he said call me by your name I DIED

    • @PowerDiva
      @PowerDiva Před 2 lety +3

      @@theforgottenchannel3970 Moonlight, Lala Land... thats what got me

    • @CorsetGrace
      @CorsetGrace Před 2 lety +5

      @@angelabeasley865 I read that too. He doesn't know most of what's coming until he reads it.

    • @baylinkdashyt
      @baylinkdashyt Před 2 lety +2

      I refer to that as the Law of Conservation of Amusement, and yeah, very few comedians can pull it off; Richard Jeni always got away with it...

  • @bashful_michael
    @bashful_michael Před 6 lety +2297

    "Moonlight, La La Land" That made me laugh so hard!

    • @Azivegu
      @Azivegu Před 6 lety +61

      I made the mistake of eating a sandwich when Stefon said that. What followed was 6 minutes giving myself the Heimlich maneuver and crying while desperately not trying to laugh at the very thing that caused this trauma.

    • @ikereeves5064
      @ikereeves5064 Před 6 lety

      Simon James i

    • @SamihaKaiser
      @SamihaKaiser Před 6 lety +19

      I dont get the reference. Can you explain please?

    • @sumanadasawijayapala5372
      @sumanadasawijayapala5372 Před 6 lety +10

      I also did not understand

    • @Alvicbar
      @Alvicbar Před 6 lety +60

      he's referring the hosts, colin and che, black guy- moonlight, white guy- la la land.

  • @abigailkaterbergcolibaba
    @abigailkaterbergcolibaba Před 3 lety +43

    When you have Pete Davidson, Stefon(Bill Hader) and John Mulaney in one weekend update segment, you know you've done good

  • @juliette1081
    @juliette1081 Před 3 lety +47

    Behind his jokes, Pete is so internally broken. I hope one day he gets to be truly happy

  • @conneroneill8506
    @conneroneill8506 Před 6 lety +557

    The Pete Davidson segments are always incredible. I wish he gets his own show at some point where he just rants at a camera for 20 min.

  • @ESolis-ky2gu
    @ESolis-ky2gu Před 6 lety +423

    "Seth and I are versatile"😭😭😭

    • @ellaisplotting
      @ellaisplotting Před 6 lety +11

      That's going in the fanfiction...

    • @themonk2288
      @themonk2288 Před 6 lety

      ........it's always been!!!
      The best one was the Last Jedi one where they rescued their daughter Ray from Stefons Ex, SUPREME LEADER SNOKE, KYLO REN, ACKBAR, LEIA, YODA, C3PO, MILKMONSTER, PORGS AND GRAVITY!!!
      best one!!
      It surpassed the Movie!!

  • @Mewse1203
    @Mewse1203 Před 3 lety +40

    I don't know what's funnier: the jokes or the character breaks.

  • @papaya3642
    @papaya3642 Před 3 lety +20

    i love collin and michael theyre so cute, i love when they laugh at each others and their own jokes :,)

  • @rubberduckyofsteel
    @rubberduckyofsteel Před 6 lety +513

    lmao i relate to pete so hard. like on one hand i hate being mentally ill because each day living in my own mind is an actual waking nightmare. but on the other hand, ive lived and struggled with it for so long that its become part of my identity and i dont know who id be without it. this is ridiculous but i feel like i earned the right to call myself mentally ill. you get irrationally possessive over shit like that.

    • @DMS0316
      @DMS0316 Před 6 lety +11

      ok preach 🙌🏿

    • @shananigans08ify
      @shananigans08ify Před 6 lety +8

      Hang in there and don't let it define you. Look for the positive things no matter how small they are.

    • @Bollywoodlover100
      @Bollywoodlover100 Před 6 lety +3

      same 👏🏻

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 Před 6 lety

      Tbh jskaksksk

    • @jobeydley973
      @jobeydley973 Před 6 lety +13

      I feel the same way about masterbation. I mean on one hand it feels good...

  • @MiniFR12
    @MiniFR12 Před 6 lety +385

    That Call Me By Your Name reference was perfect!

    • @sharksfan2041
      @sharksfan2041 Před 6 lety +1

      Curtis Shaw Aw man. I don't know that one... 😕

  • @Echo_Noven
    @Echo_Noven Před 5 lety +31

    I love how the moment John Mulaney speaks everyone just laughs

  • @heropreacher3760
    @heropreacher3760 Před 3 lety +14

    I lost it at "please call me by your name"

  • @itmeremi
    @itmeremi Před 6 lety +414

    Bill Hader is a national treasure

  • @skinsey85
    @skinsey85 Před 6 lety +533

    I was wondering why I couldn't stop staring at Pete's mouth, it was the new teeth!

  • @koicaine1230
    @koicaine1230 Před 2 lety +16

    I love Pete Davidson, he's one of the most likeable, hilarious and genuine people ever!

  • @jackdelpizzo4295
    @jackdelpizzo4295 Před 4 lety +25

    Little do they know that two years later on St Patrick's Day, the tourists are touring supermarkets to find toilet paper

  • @Doomware
    @Doomware Před 6 lety +160

    Man, I wish they actually brought Seth out at the end, that would have put me in hysterics.

    • @magnumdorkus4222
      @magnumdorkus4222 Před 5 lety +10

      Yeah when they did that whole "A Closer Look" bit, you could hear someone audibly gasp because they thought he was coming out next. I bet they were so disappointed lol

  • @phoenixjadexo
    @phoenixjadexo Před 6 lety +104

    I love Pete 💜 “I got new teeth” 😭 it’s the small things.

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX Před 3 lety +15

    2018: Do people still go to parades?
    2020: What's a parade?

  • @Verwynne
    @Verwynne Před 4 lety +22

    That was one of the most hilarious episodes of Weekend Update. I am literally laughing tears. Love from Germany

  • @costanzarosamongioi5989
    @costanzarosamongioi5989 Před 6 lety +551

    Bill as Stefon was everything I wanted in this episode! I love him so much ❤️
    Also, John Mulaney was a special treat, he's great!
    And the "Colser look" thing was hilarious!

  • @cath4389
    @cath4389 Před 6 lety +691

    More Pete Davidson!!!

    • @ArielCotton
      @ArielCotton Před 6 lety +23

      cat H
      he makes me proud to have s mental illness. he's one of the reasons i continued my help. and started meditating he is cool af

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 Před 6 lety +2

      cat H
      More likes to this comment!

  • @thedatathief4313
    @thedatathief4313 Před 4 lety +29

    “So you can pretend its Bruce Springsteins hand”

  • @buckiesmalls
    @buckiesmalls Před 3 lety +27

    "Midgets. You cant say that."
    "I sure would like too"
    "Midget is as bad as the N word"
    "No.. No its not..."

  • @1970boobear
    @1970boobear Před 6 lety +1109

    Stay in your lane LOL

  • @emmarie2930
    @emmarie2930 Před 6 lety +114

    Thank you Pete for being open about having borderline personality disorder.
    I have it, and rarely hear it discussed in the media. It's important as fuck!!

    • @saskialeopold6723
      @saskialeopold6723 Před 5 lety +3

      same here, nice to see someone open about it and just normal with it.

    • @EarlyModernist
      @EarlyModernist Před 4 lety +1

      You should def watch Crazy Ex Girlfriend...

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 Před 4 lety +5

      I'm diagnosed with it, too.... and I only hear about it, when someone with BPD has killed people... :/

    • @luke-alex
      @luke-alex Před 3 lety +4

      personality disorders in general really aren't talked about much, even by health professionals

  • @ethancosta439
    @ethancosta439 Před 4 lety +9

    can we appreciate che getting up at the end revealing he wears jeans with the suit and tie top during weekend update lol

  • @genosmith8020
    @genosmith8020 Před 5 lety +10

    Yea..stefan..i love him.great character..love SNL

  • @smrkva5911
    @smrkva5911 Před 6 lety +104

    I thought Pete killed it and then Stefon appears... awwwww!

  • @luxmar1
    @luxmar1 Před 6 lety +455

    Pete always has good style

  • @rogueguardian
    @rogueguardian Před 5 lety +5

    3:50 "da fuh you looking at" kills me every time!😂😂😂

  • @emersonlopez-cruz2029
    @emersonlopez-cruz2029 Před 5 lety +64

    "Seizure inducing Malaysian music" I kinda want to listen to that.

    • @beadingbusily
      @beadingbusily Před 3 lety

      If you don't have epilepsy, I hope you do, and I hope it'sa genrralized tonic clonic that kicks your ass. You won't think that your comment is funny anymore.

    • @treebles
      @treebles Před 3 lety +3

      i have seizures, but i still thought it was hilarious! #NotASnowflake

  • @justinjohnson368
    @justinjohnson368 Před 6 lety +238

    Thank you Pete Davidson! People who down play mental illness make it hard on the people who suffer.

    • @pandorafox3944
      @pandorafox3944 Před 6 lety +5

      Justin Johnson He does suffer from it. He was recently diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder. Also his dad died in one of the Twin Towers on 9/11. He has had anxiety most of his young life. He is not making fun of it. Rather, he is trying to make his way through it the only way he knows how.

    • @justinjohnson368
      @justinjohnson368 Před 6 lety +25

      Yeah Dude, you didn't read my comment. I applauded him for his courage to tackle the subject on a national platform.

    • @happyhappyjoyjoy2154
      @happyhappyjoyjoy2154 Před 4 lety +8

      @@pandorafox3944 did you even bother reading his fuckk comment before dropping that gem of yours?

    • @pandorafox3944
      @pandorafox3944 Před 4 lety +1

      @@happyhappyjoyjoy2154 ??? I wasn't disagreeing with you. Merely stating facts. And it's still a free country. For now...

    • @deeescobedo7528
      @deeescobedo7528 Před 3 lety

      NAMI National Alliance on Mental Illness

  • @MythicTyrant
    @MythicTyrant Před 6 lety +1556

    Even the great Bill Hader isn't above breaking the fourth wall XD

    • @LillyTL
      @LillyTL Před 6 lety +63

      above?? it's literally all he's ever done.

    • @VfletchS
      @VfletchS Před 6 lety +113

      I don't think he knows what he's going to read on the cue card. They change shit to break him up.

    • @CuriousGoodsJessica
      @CuriousGoodsJessica Před 6 lety +47

      Stefon requires breaking the wall, I love Bill Hader!!! They always change up what he thinks he'll be reading on the cue card and I Love John Mulaney too!!!!!

    • @subman23
      @subman23 Před 6 lety +47

      Sea Pig
      You're exactly correct; he doesn't know some of the content of the cure cards. John Mulaney (Shy the lawyer) is the one who writes the Stefon jokes, and he switches up the punchlines last minute to throw Bill Hader off. It's why Stefon reacted as he did to the " I don't trust anyone who stomach touches the ground" joke; that was actually Bill's shrug and chuckle because he didn't see the line coming and didn't know what to think

    • @JohnGallagherSJC
      @JohnGallagherSJC Před 6 lety +16

      These are facts. John Mulaney always changes it between dress and air.

  • @elanamitchell9413
    @elanamitchell9413 Před 3 lety +4

    *Applause, etc*.... “HELLO GENTLEMAN, HOW ARE YOU” was life changing

  • @tiffanycell5672
    @tiffanycell5672 Před 4 lety +9

    I don't know how I hadn't seen this one before! Literally just laughed hysterically for ten minutes 😂😂😂

  • @lebrandon6555
    @lebrandon6555 Před 6 lety +113

    Damn this one was great from beginning to end

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates Před 6 lety +52

    Stefon still wearing that good Ed Hardy! I love that the audience clapped before Colin was even done introducing him!!!

  • @CyclopsWasRight616
    @CyclopsWasRight616 Před 2 lety +4

    9:38 "my girlfriend works at yoshinoya beef bowl" for anyone who hasn't heard about this for some reason.

  • @jefflong1799
    @jefflong1799 Před 4 lety +29

    Did Stefon say "Stephon 2020" at the end??

    • @snacking5908
      @snacking5908 Před 4 lety +1

      Jeff Long he said “Don 2020” which is why Colin shook his head afterwards

    • @jefflong1799
      @jefflong1799 Před 4 lety

      @@snacking5908 Oh... thx.

    • @jXmikeX
      @jXmikeX Před 3 lety

      The captions read "Jill Stein 2020"

  • @davidthompson2670
    @davidthompson2670 Před 6 lety +54

    The moment I heard that GASP (from a fan) after they said Seth Meyers name.....and he wasn't in the skit.....I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @EyesOfByes
    @EyesOfByes Před 6 lety +466

    Pete! You're a hero! 😂 Those offended clearly dont have mental issues! My brother inlaw has a motto to cope with life and panic attacks: "As long as no one is pointing a gun to your head, you don't have a problem"

    • @mx.chalky4995
      @mx.chalky4995 Před 6 lety +16

      GundeLeunnéberya I agree. He is a great example set for people with and recovering from mental illness.

    • @Darkman1025
      @Darkman1025 Před 6 lety +2

      That's not quite an accurate statement but I get what he was going for.

    • @shantoreywilkins651
      @shantoreywilkins651 Před 6 lety +2

      GundeLeunnéberya 😂😹😻😍🤗🃏🎭🤡😇👼🎭🃏🎭🤡

    • @brookiiecookie199
      @brookiiecookie199 Před 6 lety

      JAMES C can you take a joke....

    • @ILuvAyeAye
      @ILuvAyeAye Před 6 lety +10

      I wrote a similar comment earlier. I have mental illness, so does most of my family, and I found what Pete said hilarious and relatable.
      But it’s also true that brains sometimes react to things as danger, even if you objectively know they aren’t. This can happen because of a random misfiring, but it’s even more common when you’ve experienced trauma. My dad dove on the street in the middle of fifth avenue while wearing a full suit... Just because of a loud noise. But he was also a soldier, and saved lives while getting shot. Reacting to something as danger - yep, even something like missing a basket, or failing a test - doesn’t mean you’re weak. And it can absolutely be a problem, even if you try to convince yourself it isn’t.
      I am super happy to hear that that motto works for your brother in law, and it probably works for some other people too. But similar thoughts sometimes keep other people from getting help they really need. I just thought that was worth mentioning too. :)

  • @meredythwithay5187
    @meredythwithay5187 Před 5 lety +9

    I love how the audience starts losing it before Colin even finishes introducing Stefon

  • @MB-sy9ll
    @MB-sy9ll Před 3 lety +4

    The, "Are you bragging?", part got me fr fr. It's almost like what achievements you got, boi.
    And in such spirit, I provide a la example:
    "I gots OCD, depression, and PTSD."
    "Aw, man. We still counting depression? Everyone's 'depressed' nowadays; doesn't count."
    "Fine."
    "I'll raise. I gots general anxiety, bipolar, and the docs think I might actually have schiz."
    "Woah, man. I call; there's no beating that."

  • @rhymeswiththirsty19
    @rhymeswiththirsty19 Před 6 lety +88

    My sentiments exactly, Pete... What would I do without you speaking truth to power lolololol

  • @MythicTyrant
    @MythicTyrant Před 6 lety +920

    Loved the unexpected cameo!

  • @andreavibal7703
    @andreavibal7703 Před 4 lety +5

    Pete being his funny self, talking about mental illness, Stefon coming back, and short appearance of John Mulaney: My favorite Weekend Update yet. What a gem this one is 🤩🌟.

  • @tuxedo_productions
    @tuxedo_productions Před 4 lety +6

    New Mexico: Chile capital of the world!
    Santiago: Am I a joke to you?

  • @sushirecycle
    @sushirecycle Před 6 lety +303

    iHOB*

  • @nehaa4846
    @nehaa4846 Před 6 lety +35

    “here with some tips on wh-“
    **crowd goes wild**

  • @eringsgrace3560
    @eringsgrace3560 Před 5 lety +2

    1:00 so ducking relatable for me! Thanks to Pete and the writers for touching on the subject of panic attack’s and mental health. Hearing that celebrity’s also have to go through attempting suicide and therapy has helped me feel more confident and open with my own issues. I have also been in therapy for about 9 years now. It just means the world for Pete to go up there and talk about this. I know how hard it can be.

  • @poofithing
    @poofithing Před 2 lety +3

    One of the best weekend update episodes ever imo

  • @ILuvAyeAye
    @ILuvAyeAye Před 6 lety +121

    What Pete said is hilarious and relatable. I went to treatment for mental illness, and I have thought and heard lots of things like what Pete said.
    But I have also known really strong people who had panic attacks from simple interactions with strangers, schoolwork, or because a smell reminded them of something traumatic. My Dad saved lives while being shot at, and he once dove on the floor in a full suit in the middle of fifth avenue because a jack hammer went off. Nothing overtly traumatic ever happened to me, and I still got sobbing panic attacks because I didn’t get enough work done that day, and I was convinced that made me worthless.
    Brains aren’t always good at telling what you think they “should” be scared of from danger. If you’re scared a lot, or sad a lot, please see a doctor if you can. Even if you are convinced it’s “dumb” or “nothing” or you “shouldn’t” be reacting like that. Pretty much everyone I know with mental illness thought that at some point. It doesn’t mean your reaction is any less real or important.

    • @crystallam7335
      @crystallam7335 Před 4 lety +5

      ILuvAyeAye this is a beautiful message thank you for sharing ❤️🌹

    • @treebles
      @treebles Před 3 lety +1

      amen!

    • @deeescobedo7528
      @deeescobedo7528 Před 3 lety +1

      NAMI- National Alliance on Mental Illness

    • @leanie5234
      @leanie5234 Před rokem

      My only panic attack happened in my local grocery store for absolutely no reason. I had no idea what was happening at the time.

  • @FinBrennan
    @FinBrennan Před 6 lety +175

    I’ve a theory why Bill always cracks up, especially when he’s playing Stefon: he’s reading his lines for the first time

    • @ArielCotton
      @ArielCotton Před 6 lety +7

      Fin Brennan
      pretty sure lol

    • @geetarbube
      @geetarbube Před 6 lety +26

      Fin Brennan Come on, dude, he's said as much in interviews

    • @realsugar7056
      @realsugar7056 Před 6 lety +27

      That is true, he says they go through a rehearsal but at showtime anything could be on the cue cards.

    • @phera5713
      @phera5713 Před 6 lety +19

      Not a theory. It's how the scene works. He knows everything up to the name of the club... After that.... Nada.. New info.

    • @cattathat
      @cattathat Před 6 lety +13

      Yes 8:47 To be fair, not everyone sees his interviews. Know it alls. 😔

  • @SHARONCRAKER
    @SHARONCRAKER Před 2 lety

    I sit and watch all of these old shows, and completely crack up. Love the humor

  • @armyforlife3191
    @armyforlife3191 Před 4 lety +2

    All weekend updates should be this long.
    Weekend Update is the reason I binge watch SNL

  • @amberkernaghan1585
    @amberkernaghan1585 Před 6 lety +17

    No one could keep a straight face lol. One of the funniest updates

  • @churdle92
    @churdle92 Před 6 lety +77

    I JUST CHOKED ON PEANUT BUTTER DAMN IT STEFON

    • @F5_cena
      @F5_cena Před 6 lety +1

      Clayton Hurdle it wasn't peanut butter you were choking on son

  • @jdsuperawesome
    @jdsuperawesome Před 3 lety +2

    This video is my go to when I’m feeling down, it’s got everything

  • @dannymartinez3600
    @dannymartinez3600 Před 3 lety +2

    “Dozen hot dachshunds and *CORGEES**”
    I’m a start calling my pup a Corgee. Sounds cute

  • @iMatt456
    @iMatt456 Před 6 lety +14

    “I think I speak for all crazy people when I say ‘AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!’” lol

  • @rileypenguinboy
    @rileypenguinboy Před 6 lety +178

    Pete Davidson is just hot. Pete Davidson is amazing.

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 Před 6 lety +2

      Riley Zander
      He's sofa king cute! He's only a couple years older than my oldest child... you think I have a chance?? Jesus, I feel like such a paedophile...

    • @alejandrojauregui2421
      @alejandrojauregui2421 Před 6 lety +1

      Nah

    • @tblk1860
      @tblk1860 Před 6 lety +1

      Gah

  • @clarissar1528
    @clarissar1528 Před 5 lety +12

    I love when Colin and Michael laugh @ something that isn’t quite obvious to everyone else.

  • @kerryegan3091
    @kerryegan3091 Před 2 lety +3

    “If I’m happy they’re like aww good for him…” Pete is so cute 🥰 🥰🥰 Hope he’s doing okay 😍😍