The Worst Game Console Ever Made...
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- čas přidán 12. 06. 2024
- Emprator is better than PS5
The first ever Iranian game console featuring a quantum processor
0:00 intro
0:16 unboxing
0:47 installation
1:52 game opens
2:25 "the car" game
3:29 mirrors "game"
3:47 best game
4:22 worst game
4:38 constructor ship
4:50 ship in darkness
5:11 colorful ship
5:27 ball game
6:05 ring & wire
6:20 scam
6:40 "the car" with keyboard
7:17 conclusion
7:32 what went wrong?
8:50 ending
9:10 next time... - Hry
UPDATE: the serial number is: 4753-4521-2913-8749
(you can now review it trant)
thanks to nl_a47 on discord for reverse engineering
When is the next video?
tomorrow most likely
Can someone make it playable with real controls? That just happened to Sonic free riders, but sonic has an actual fan base who does stuff like that
Edit, oh
@@tivvy2vs21I did that to a game before 5 years ago , it just deleting the old controller code and adding a now code for the controllers
This happens when a terrorist tried to create a game
-more exclusives than PS5
-including the rarest version of River Raid there is
-bundled with a racing wheel and a webcam
-approved by the Iranian ministry of health?!
Sold.
😂
I’ll take two!
It takes two😂
@@CatsBtrippinAnd this Will unlock GTA 6 Iran 😂
I mean there are lots... like... uh... The Jumping Potato
That car game also has real car brands on the models, they didnt even bother removing the likely unlicensed brands.
sup grey
Who the hell would enforce copyright in Iran? This is like USSR whose hits were effectively bad cover songs.
How the fuck did they get licenses
@@thatcarguy6190 that’s the neat part: they didn’t
@@KasumiRINA "This is like USSR whose hits were effectively bad cover songs." Credible source to back this nonsense up?
This is hilariously random, the fact they got half of the government funding is also comical. Looking forward to the next video lol
ah. That explains it.
Yes mate... They made this a few years ago and now they are making something like "ambassador of love"(google it)
Btw:judge it as in sanctions country
iran's government always does hilariously ridiculous things
Probably the developers were hanged
If Iran still ran under the Shah monarchy, none of this would've happened.
Absolutely hilarious just to think about how they really were in the briefing room and said “yep this is a ps4 rival”
They probably never seen a ps4
@@derpedfoxthey saw a game station 4
Even the game and watch is better than this
They were talking about the Polystation 4
Haha🤣🤣
"in a perfect world men like me would not exist but this is not a perfect world" - the potion seller
excellent pfp
Astoflo
horrible pfp, blocked
@@skankhunt-ef3vwi am so proud of that boy- 👴🏻
Kewt pfp hehe :3
The fact you bought a whole ass company for the price of 2 cheeseburgers
that's way too much for 2 cheeseburgers
He didnt buy the company, he bought the site
He bought the site, not the company
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@alanbrito5239half cheeseburger in London
as an Iranian (born and still raising) i appreciate these kinds of videos. i remember this shit being an f'n meme over here even back in 2014 lmao NO ONE had faith in this from the get go. and they tried making this to proceed and then actually ban actual game consoles , which is certainly a decision of all time.
تبلیغاشو یادته؟ ویدئو فورزا ۳ یا موتور اسپورت نشون میدادن
@@AverageTigerTankآره
I thought Iran didn't have Internet
@@Deltasquadformingup homie what? lmao
@@AverageTigerTank اره
The Evo X model in "the car" is a straight rip from NFS Prostreet. If you look closely at 6:58 you'll see Ryan Cooper in the driver's seat. The SLR McLaren looks like an NFS Carbon model.
and the Dacia Logan?
@@Janshevik No idea.
holy shit how did you notice that lmfaoo
Plot twist: this game is the sequel to Prostreet. Ryo Watanabe wanted revenge after getting dethroned so he crashed into Ryan Cooper one night while Ryan was driving Ryo's Evo X causing Ryan Cooper to be put into a coma. The game takes place entirely in Cooper's head and is basically Ryan Cooper's version of purgatory as he is forced to drive unlicensed vehicles in the shittiest Wii sports rip-off game ever made while Ryo is busy working his way back to the top.
@@CyanRooper those cars ain't unlicensed they're the cars persians use for being poor for example there's peykan , peugeot 206 , pride and Renault L90
as iranian i want to justify the existence of this console a bit
this was all just a part of propaganda created by government
back in the mid to late 2000's with the release of games such as gta san andreas and battlefield3(if you didn't know in battlefiled 3 iranians are the bad guys and it caused frustration in government and government supporters) ,government started to see western video games as a cultural invasion of America so it started a campaign of iranian video games (that still continues to this day)where small inexperienced teams would create video games based on iranian culture,rules,history(search ,Quest of Persia or Mokhtar: Uprising Season or amaliyateenhedam )they are mostly terrible games funded by government propaganda ,
and well since xbox 360 Kinect games were popular in iran and the government tried to make a knock off version of it
since they didn't have the technology so they just went with this
Edit:i think some guys got it wrong,the propeganda isn't about a American company making games
it's mostly about the main protagonist of the game doing unethical things,
like for example in gta series the protagonist/the hero of the game does unethical things like killing ,robbing ,breaking laws and other things that counteract the rules of Islam therefore teaching teens and kids that since the good guy of the game is doing these things it's not bad thing, and if you want to be like him you should do these things.i know it's satire but well the government doesn't see it that way, and the other problem is there is no age rating for games in Iran so a 5 year old can easily get their hands on gta or other games
Interesting! Did most of the game companies end up lasting long?
Thanks for the heads-up
Wouldn't that made them "counter-propaganda"? Because if you put it that way, all triple A games coming from the west can be taken as propaganda. The fact that youth from all around the world knows that "san andreas" is a city in the US and probably don't know 90% of the places in their own country, is a form of exercising cultural power upon the thirld world.
حاجی کلا هر چی بازی ایرانیه مگر اینکه موبایل باشه این داستان رو داره 😂😂
Ah yes, GTA: San Andreas. A game famously made by an American game studio…
3:30 POTION SELLER!?
in a perfect world, that image would look like potion seller.
Im saving this. The wheel thing is perfectly achievable with unity today, it would be fun to try and make a port of _the car_ for mobile devices that use the front camera and a printed piece of paper
You definitely must be a Indian
Same; I wish I found out about this "console" a year earlier; my uni group had to create an augmented reality game in Unity and that steering wheel gimmick would have been perfect.
Literally just use the phone's built-in gyroscope coupled with a steering-wheel shaped holder
*the car* is the game ever
You can probably make the whole car game in Unity 3D in like 2 1/2 days , steal code (that’s probably what they did) , take shitty car model , make a map , add support for camera steer , Done.
4:57 Imagine playing Touhou while blindfolded.
Like the Pinball Wizard "Tommy" in the movie of 1975.
And the the game become just music player
Utsuho but she accidentally consumed all the light in existence somehow
Ah yes, the Mystia's experience
AVGN would have a rage with this console
Or Reaz 😂
@@thegamingprozone1941 Do you mean Rerez (the Canadian channel with Shane and Adam where they review crap like Google Stadia and the Wireless (Air) 60)?
Oh god yes loo
"ah! Fuck!"
"Even the zapper for NES has much more better control, and it came when what? 30 years ago! Or more! How does even the developers think this will surpass the PlayStation? *laughs* what were they thinking..."
*drinks rolling rock*
Just knowing that the devs actually thought that this would rival the ps4 strips me of all my faith in humanity.
Not only that, but that makes me realise also nowadays 80% of the population is dumb and thinks that they are better then anyone else but they are not.
💀
The emprator walked so the ps4 could run
Why a pariah country failing their asinine anti-Western propaganda strips you of faith in humanity? If only Iranian drones were as few and as shitty as their consoles!
@@obesepersonnah it slowly shuffled so the ps4 could run
It's pretty cool what you did with the domain! I wish more people would do stuff like that for defunct products. Great video!
There were flash games from the 90s that had more effort put into them than these games lol
Flash games are art pieces dude they are better than this thing for sure
@@AHumanWithNoHopeForKids dress up Yoda would've been better then every other game here
At least the car had ranked.
Great video!
Wait whaat
Your channel is a gem and so is this video!! It's crazy how this was even released... Imagine being a fly on the wall in the development studio for this stuff
3:46 that is great honestly
Also I wonder if it can work with a proper webcam, or only the crappy one it was bundled with. I mean, with apps like Iriun Webcam allowing you to use your smartphone as a webcam, it should be good, right?
I really wonder how much of the crappiness of this is down to bad camera and how much due to bad code.
there's so much delay and you can't even control your speed in the only game that mattered
@@seP4 Different webcams have different reaction speeds. Some cameras built with cheap sensors (like undoubtedly the one included is) are noticeably laggier than proper webcams, such as Logitech's C920 range.
well maybe i expected too much from the most advanced piece of tech in a $60 package. i shared the files on the website if anyone wants to test with a better camera
@@seP4maybe we can try to rip the code and optimise it or smn for faster movements? What does it use for recognition? OpenCV?
Maybe even modify FoV or control pattern
Imagine if Rerez got their hands on the Emprator and did a review on it as the worst console ever. Their review would be hilarious and amazing!!
Broseph is spitting fax
It would probably be advisable to put a disclaimer on the site that it is not official. Even if it's mostly forgotten, someone might believe it.
added 👍
"I had to crack the game I bought and own"...you can hear in his voice that he was seething 😅🤣
Before everything went digital, I installed cracks on EVERY game I owned after the situation of CD exploding in the drive. The CD checks were brutal. Nowadays I sometimes still install, say, a DRM-free .exe on top of a Steam install of some games I own for less hassle (i.e. modding Fallout without having to launch Steam every time).
5:44 as a person who can get a headache by just being in crowded places for 5 mins, I would set the wr for the fastest headache with this game
1:26 lol literally the first thing they taught us about reverse engineering in our Assembly Language course.
I vividly remember the days when this "console" was announced and advertised as a PS4 killer. Too bad didn't it see the light of day.
I kept ranting about how shit this abysmal piece of junk hardware was in forums and, to my surprise, they sent me a copy of Shabgard, another game made in Iran, for free just to shut me up. I'm willing to swear on my life that I never gave them my address, yet they knew exactly where I was back then. Truly uncanny and funny at the same time.
They were saying “i know where you live” in the nicest way possible
That's legitimately terrifying
I doubt that they actually gave a fuck to a single person ranting about their propaganda videogame, outside of their country and therefore their reach.
This most likely was just another forumer figuring out your location and sending that game copy just to troll you...Assuming that any of this is real.
@@pedinhuh16I wish my house in Europe was outside of Iranian drones reach. Imagine this, a country that can't even make its own calculator sending drones to kill people on another continent. They also shot down our passenger plane, tho that was taking off in Tehran. Absolutely insane country!
@@pedinhuh16 Well, its the Iranian govermnent.
Thank you so much for making this video, a hungarian guy collected all the games related to the iranian game industry, so this one is the top of the cake.
1:38 wow dude your awsome i thought you were going to be lame and just talk about your thoughts, no you actually did work the type of stuff i like, you just got a new sub
Apparently the "game" need to be activated and needs the DVD inserted to function, the license is in the "knLic" folder, but i had trouble bypassing the DVD check. Maybe someone can make a crack for the "game"
it had a dvd check? i ran everything entirely from hard drive and only used the dvd to copy the files
uploaded the iso file if anyone has the same problem
2:30 Hey look! An ICKO car!
Why did you have someone do a voiceover in the first place? Your own voice is perfectly fine and no issue understanding your English if that’s the concern.
Does he say that anywhere? This channel is so fishy.
@@motorpolitan8884 yeah his voice is completely different from his previous videos but in the more recent videos he still claims to be him...? Like wut??
5:24 bro MIGHT not have enough balls
that chuckles me
Balls?
"Sir, you don't have enough balls."
Two balls aren't enough.
"not made in china" puts a yellow circle on japan
thats the joke
4:08 kosar what studio? 💀
negawatt 💀
Negar, it's girl name in iran
@@rayan_ro5412 lol i know im kurdish myself there's some people that have this name im imagining what if they go to a western country with that name
@@rayan_ro5412
Be Iranian>
Name your sons negar>
Travel to America>
Get them into school>
Let the teacher say their name>
be famous as abu negar>
*Mission accomplished*
@@hiliax LOL ☠️
As an Iranian, I can confirm that in the distant times, there were extensive advertisements on TV for the so called "Emperor game console"🤣
China "we make the most terrible stuff!"
Iran " hold my beer!"
When you realize China makes most of products in America:
China products are lowkey decent enough but it is just america propaganda to downplay chinese tech.
Huawei is a perfect example for that. Managed to beat apple and google then boom they're out of the game.
More like "When you realise almost all things they create are copies of familiar stuff. Mostly military stuff. As ive seen, they like to copy American armament, like they are trying to be 2nd version of America or something. XD
Uhh
Beer is banned in iran
@@bettercallriggy not for the rich 😅
0:12 | That is Japan, it so dumb that it might be to trick us into commenting? 🗿
The screen was centered at China but he circled Japan. Wut...
I rather not be at Iran, because they straight up ban pokemon.
Not sure why a few people from Iran did it...
Vinesauce needs to know the existence of this thing.
"not enough balls to continue"
*enoughe
As an iranian, I think this is bad.
Bro you need to make these types of content often this is entertaining af
Bro this was bussin. This "console" doesn't deserve such a high quality video made about it.
I remember these ads they showed and i dont remember anyone at home talking about it. As an iranian this is ther first video I've seen about it. From your accent im positive you are iranian as well. Well done bro❤❤.
This shit had the gaming industry shook.
My favorite way to compare this is like if a little kindergarten kid was showing off their stick figure drawing at an art gallery saying it rivaled a painting by a master artist. xD
This is crazy, Not even the ps6 will be able to match these graphics and physics
This is a video that only you could have made, and you did a wonderful job doing so.
You are a master historian! Thank you for preserving this rare item and showing it to us
Hey Sepi. Love your forza videos and one of my favourite videos from you is your meta tuning guide. If it’s not too much to ask for could you please make an updated video on how to make meta tunes? I’m sure others would appreciate it
docs.google.com/document/d/15RXLp2gUgT9vpQIV0857KrpWZnctGA36RfsnTM-PJ3A
After watching this... i got flashbacks of me playing 2d,3d race games on an old laptop in 2014 and i realised... HOW GOOD THE GAMES WERE COMPARED TO THIS. Like literally,they had good controls,graphics and even fps!
8:19 It does, as Sony has the resources to mass produce stuff for cheaper prices (and get their suppliers to give them a discount, given the amount of orders). I don't think that a random small company with such a tiny budget would have that privilege.
No, it's not because of no money but because they have no technology either. Without rnd, you will only get those syitty item even if they had money.
@@youravghuman5231 Yes, but having money allows you to invest in R&D.
@@youravghuman5231they have enough tech to make drones that fly halfway through Ukraine and West still fails to provide equivalent, seems that the problem isn't Iranians lacking tech but spending all their money to kill people in Syria and Ukraine instead.
6:04 I seriously can't stop laughing this!!!!! They got awards even without testing the game!!!! 😅
I bet those are not real actually. You cant give award to something you havent even seen, right? Or MAYBE in their country it got awards because they have no better games???
I honestly dont know. XD
@@ArmoredsoldierCZits iran after all. I think they just check if it can educate kids and boom its great
The Car game has like 40 degrees FOV... like driving as you look into a pipe... Great way to give a great sense of speed... Also ripped models and other great things...
"so I bought it" gigachad!
This game offers many options, but fun was not one of them.
0:03 Kid entering John Walker mode 😆
Im from Iran and im surprised that someone got this console and made a video about it
I was 13 years old when i first saw Emprator advertise on tv and my cousin had Xbox 360 and we saw that ad and said to ourself who is going to buy this thing
2:03 it makes sense, since to be like this. Since pattern recognition was a huge thing in that time :O
That's honestly very cheap...
Instead of something cool what I have, instead we got this hunk of junk
SIXAXIS be like: Bruh 😐
I kinda want this set, I love obscure pc stuff
Wow, after Driving in Tehran, they didnt stop and went on to release the legendary console.
I just discovered your channel, man! I'm loving to death these stories about shitty obscure games. Whenever I think these devs can't do shit any worse, you drop new info and prove me wrong! And your delivery is on point, too!
Greetings from Argentina!
Damn man same here.
Surprised it didn't come with War at Home bundled in.
(a 2001 full motion video game depicting the 1980s Iranian Iraqi war where you are Iranian Chuck Norris)
holy sh.... i live in iran! i swear i saw this ad as a kid. We never purchased it
I think it was for the good
I just discovered this channel, its a gem !
Subscribed💪🏼 love the accent dawg so good for gaming reviews
i born and living in iran and didnt even experienced that much Persian game ( because of how expensive and mid they were compared to other games and now physical shops dont exist that much so i cant even find these easily to laugh at it ) but i got Counter-strike modern warfare 2 Gold .
Do share that game
I would love to see AVGN review of this "console"
He’ll be like: “WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY FUCKING THINKING!?”
I love your channel man. So hilarious and funny :)
This is something AVGN should review
Unless he wants to go Berserk Mode, I wouldn’t mine.
The thing about "The car" game is somehow had a licence brand to it.
It's crazy how they created and published these games and controls WITHOUT EVEN TESTING the *** thing works. BTW great video dude! subbed
Very nice. Despite the console being crap, I can't wait for part 2.
Iranian bootleg games is not a rabbit hole i thought i'd ever go down on but it turns out to be a fun one nonetheless
This is the console that u give to ur brother when he want to play game
Dang, this is something worthy of Rarez' "Just Bad Games" series. Like they did with the HyperScan.
been watching this dude long before and didn't notice the accent goodjob refigh
Is using a different webcam at all possible? I'm curious if you could use a modern, much much better webcam and it make the controls better at all
i doubt it, its probably 'coded' really clunky so itd still struggle performance wise
"Ship in Darkness" sounds like something you'd play with a Logitech F710.
"The Car" has to be the worst ripoff of the original Trackmania anyone has ever created. Magnificent.
0:42 - there suppose to be PS2 EyeToy camera, as Kinect was already "nothing new".
Okay but, a ‘controller’ with a trackable code is pretty cool in an RZ or old iPod game sort of way. Plug in play console where you buy a new controller each game, like a toys to life sort of deal.
:Emprator:
Instinctively checked that website as soon as you mentioned and laughed my ass off at the sales page 🤣
This is AMAZING thanks for uploading
I research about driving simulator history and particularly like early or very glitchy ones (see my "Fahr-Simulator 2009" videos). This thing seems to be really one of the worst. Perhaps the webcam lens focus is misadjusted and so tracks the wheel even worse than it should. The spinning maze game is not that strange. There was a famous arcade game "Camel Try" with similar gameplay (and people those solve it without nausea).
the PS2 eye camera had millions of dollars in development,the wheel was only made with half of the $8,700 promised
"So I bought it!" has got to be the best plot twist I've seen today.
i genuinely really love this new voice. it feels more authentic and real.
good job sepi 👍👍👍
I live in iran and as an iranian , this video also dissepointed me of our game developers , and also i was kinda enjoying watching this video ❤
5:55 when the ministry of health too much smoking hashish 😂😂😂
This man's accent is amazing, love it.
This makes the Ouja look good... How did they achieve that?
This feels like a creepypasta
at least "the car" beats big rigs in terms of common sense, like being able to crash onto stuff
I can't believe you bought the domain for the purpose of archiving this. You, sir, are a fucking legend and have my utmost respect.
The fact that the wheel isn't attached to anything is very boomer comedy-like. If you had to make "vroom vroom" noises to accelerate it would be perfect.
1:20 I'm so fucking done lmao
This video made me laugh so much. It's the embodiment of "just because you CAN create something, doesn't me you SHOULD!". You're a real one for persisting, dude. 👍
Bro well done i really enjoyed this video
5:26 💀💀
Kosar *Negar* Studio 💀