dungeonmerasmus_plays_caves_and_canadians.css

The Prelude of BardParty64
by Minomato and Møøse
from Møøse: "Can Merasmus wrangle control of a stupid godmoding party? Will Medic and Soldier set aside their differences and get along? Will anyone roll higher than a 3? Probably not!"
For more brain trauma, listen on 0.5 or 2 speed.
EDIT
Music:
Doom OST - E1M1 - At Doom's Gate
0:08 Gustav Holst: The Planets - VI. Uranus, The Magician (Frequency Orchestra, Arranged by Dave Greendale, FreeplayMusic.com)
1:27 Call of Duty 2 Soundtrack - 27 Demolition Soviet Charge (Graeme Revell)
1:43 Dvorak New World Symphony (1st movement) (Frequency Orchestra, Arranged by Dave Greendale, FreeplayMusic.com)
2:12 Friday Night Banjo (Hal Goldstein, FreeplayMusic.com)
2:41 Gustav Holst: The Planets - VI. Uranus, The Magician (at a minute and 34 seconds in)
3:00 Rota przepiękna pieśń patriotyczna, or the poem of Rota
3:45 MC Bizet Jeux D enfants Trumpet And Drum (Pleasantville Music Publishing, Leonard Handler, Amadeus Pro, FreeplayMusic.com)
4:11 Gustav Holst - The Planets - Mars, the Bringer of War (Frequency Orchestra, Arranged by Dave Greendale, FreeplayMusic.com)
4:40 MC Dvorak Serenade for Winds in D Minor Opus 44 Fourth Movement (Pleasantville Music Publishing, Sound Grinder 3.3.1, FreeplayMusic.com
5:50 Ismail Lumanovski - Soundscapes - The Secret Trio
5:59 Vanessa Mae - Classical Gas

[@ZorotheGallade]

To be fair, this is how most sessions of D&D turn out for me.

[@poytf]

"Time to play *DOOM* !"

[@user-ri8gd8fj5z]

"DOOM (2016) is here!"

[@Blastertronus]

I Don under stand Magic!

[@alexistramirez]

@@Blastertronus”He he, Hold on… SOLDIER, LEAVE!”

[@oron61]

“Son, what are you watching?”
“It’s porn, I swear!”

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

It is a full moon.
I have turned into a Polish man.

[@IvanezRus]

ya russkiy, close enough

[@Finalhellmaster]

Kurva Intesified

[@EhlistarsWrath]

“Ooh-“

[@ZorotheGallade]

(Gets attacked and drained by a Mindflayer)
"Never...NEVER make me STUPID!"
(Cleaves Mindflayer in half)

[@concord3230]

I don't get it

[@kyosokutai]

@@concord3230 Mindflayer attacks drains your intelligence stat.

[@heavyParsnip]

caves and canadians, the only game with sense motive rolls using D1s
coming to a polish embassy near you for only $49.9α
francePANTS.

[@supersonicbros23]

What I wanna know is why people _expect_ animated versions of these. The smexual meme which was inadvertently invented by GAYPENIS several years ago featured only a slowly zooming-in face. The animated versions are godsend.
*puts away Big Book of Memes and adjusts glasses*

[@VasilyMusic]

I adore the author for making such sensible and relistenable mixes. It should, it MUST be realised in gmod version, like the Sage Scout and Wise Sniper! And subtitles would be good too.

[@MrOmega239]

Epic story rule #1: The protagonist never dies.

[@sunbro5660]

Dude, after all this time im suprised this didnt get more attention, i mean for **** sacke this is amaizing

[@PirateDishWater]

Anyone but the dastardly Baron Von Pyro!

[@barcodeneverdies5582]

Do not fear the Engineer !

[@superstarman9001]

I am full of pain.

[@Legomaster-nj4oo]

“IT IS A FULL MOON I HAVE TURNED IN TO A _ponis_man”

[@intoxicatedbeard9635]

Yes heavy. I am a Wizard

[@OtherMarch]

Merasmus The Duck Wizard you are now france pants

[@deathblowringo4168]

0:00 - 0:01 Time to Play Doom!

[@EhlistarsWrath]

Fish-

[@Fmannen93]

One of the best smexual videos I've seen/listened to.

[@OtherMarch]

I think this is my favorite of whatever these things are.

[@topminator2991]

Oh man, i love caves and canadians!

[@mechalo5271]

So how do you exactly play this "Caves and Canadians"? Do you escort a leader merc to an enemy base or something else?

[@minicritman999]

This is amazing.

[@GuardianStriker]

Time to play DOOM!

[@JCTheAllStar]

MERAAAAASMUUUS!

[@welshbro10]

yeeessss

[@JCTheAllStar]

Mr Harris I don't understand MAGIC!

[@calvinnarris3505]

JCTheAllStar31 Ehueh, hold on.
(Soilder, leave!)
(Make me!)
(Alright.)

[@oron61]

That song list...Please make Soldier say"Your Ainis the magician" (0:08)

[@whirlwindgaming6973]

Someone should take this and Quest of the Demoknight and make an actual game.

[@blazermettro2059]

Imagine if this was animated in Gmod. Dear God

[@deralufe9094]

Heavy is great glory historical... I .. I forgot

[@PirateDishWater]

BLOCKHEAD

[@flyingrancidm00nfish7]

So each and every one of them turned into fish at the end? hahahaha

[@Briselance]

Where's the video version, please?

[@user-ho2yh9mp1u]

time to play doom!!

[@RagingBanebou]

Did you wish for Medic to join?

[@barbatosdiablosrex]

I AM THE MEDALING GOD OF THE MED LANDS!!!!!!

[@ilikecurry2345]

It's taco Tuesday!

[@HilariousOperation]

And, then everyone died because they all played first level bards, only able to give minor buffs until further down their leveling tree. Too bad they all died before that.

[@ArrowSkye]

Fish?

[@EhlistarsWrath]

What?....
*WAIT NONONONONO*

[@jacplac97]

CoD 2 soviet charge theme? wat?

[@Alfamaxis]

TURN ON THE CAPTIONS

[@mechalo5271]

I still want to know how it works. Anyone?

[@NeosparkJ80]

is there a gmod of this or sfm?

[@JLkeepinitrealdude]

I’d play tbh

[@JLkeepinitrealdude]

🐟

[@sunnyfigueroa4397]

0:16 0:34 0:53

[@jameslouis7226]

this is one of my favorite smexual !

[@lisbjerg123]

lol the team is playing a tabletop rpg
kek.

[@dinothebetatt6733]

I don't know anything about D&D, so I don't know half of what's going on. XD

[@barcodeneverdies5582]

Do not fear the Engineer !