Jazmin Bean - Birthday Bitch ( Official Video )
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- čas přidán 5. 02. 2020
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY CUNTTTTT BAHAGAGAAhahh . LOL WISH ME A HAPPHY FUCKING BURTHDAY YEAAAAAAAA AJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL IT IS . M . Y . FUCKING . BIRTHDAY . YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JAZMIN HAPPY HIRTHDAY TO ME HEHEHHHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHHHEHHEHE . YEH THATS RIGHT FEB 7 REMEBER THE DAY BABY I WAS OPPPED OUT OF THE EGG FROM MOTHER WORM TODAYYYYYYYŸ BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
stream birthday bitch
directed by jazmin bean \\\
period hehe
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Melanie: It's my party & I'll cry if I want to
Jazmin: It's my party & I'll kill if I want to
omg yes
Yes
Oop-
* does both cutely *
Yes
0:55
Jazmin: *eats someone's organs
Sound effect : chomp 👁👅👁
Hola
Te amo
☻😸😻🙀👧😾
محت
LMAOO
The music video:🔪👹💀🎂
Jazmins voice: 💖🍭🌸✨
True 👏👏👏👏
The video is violent, but, Jazmin has such a nice voice.
She sounds like a princess
@@iwi348 They* jazmin uses they/them pronouns
@@iwi348 they :)
just hearing them scream "its my birthday and I can do what I want" and "me being born was a big fucking mistake" just cracks me up every time
That’s my favorite part- XD
My daddy told me same. Don’t feel bad bitch
Police: Why did you kill them?
Jazmin: It’s my birthday!
Police: Understandable have a nice day!
Yes
UwU
XDD
Entendible tenga buen dia
@@PYROMANIATICH bueno
Me: happy birthday biiiiiiitch
Jazmin: so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift???
LMAOOO
sophie: happy birthda-
Salvjia: happy birthd-
lMAO
PERIODT
"blow out the candles and cut the cake, ME BEING BORN WAS A MISTAKE!!!!!!!"
Best part
im so sad this got deleted on spotify. since the release of this, everytime on my bday i wake up with this on full bass.
Me
wait srsly?!
yh@@thatdeadfly
@@thatdeadflyyes this and pesticides 😭😭😢😢
Fr, I remember so vividly when I was waiting for it to be released (2 days before my birthday 🥳)
Jazmin: Yelling
The guests: 👁〰️👁
🔘ww🔘
BYE 😭🖐️
She’s off the chain.
O_O
@@micahwright5901 They
I’m telling my kids this is what you sing during happy birthday at a party
X2
Same
literally same wow mind reader 🥺💖💕💗💓💞💓💅✨
The kids are gonna grow up very violent lmao
pleaseeeee
I want to put this masterpiece on my birthday but I'm afraid that my mom will look at me so weird 😿
Do it!! You only get 1 day a year might as well do whatever you feel!!
captain howdie pfp?!?!?!?!
Nobody:
Jazmin: Cutely chomps someone’s organs ☺️
I think that the image of their nails on fire is just so strangely beautiful.
Same
Asooooooooooooooooo
I ruined the 555 likes
666 likes?
SAME
Finally a song I can show to my church friends
Omg yes
YES
DO IT
As the weird church friend. I beat you to it
I think.. uh... probably.. no? 😂
I put this video at my 11 year old sister's birthday party. It was fun hearing the guest girls say "take that video off! It's so scary!" while my sister and I just enjoyed the song while smiling
You sound like a person that works in retail...
Dang that does sound fun
@@brianj1136 I don't work lol
No es gracioso, pareciera que quieres llamar la atención jxjdjsks
I LOVE YOU OMG
This is how you politely remind someone it's your birthday
*me when I had a hello kitty themed birthday party in 2nd grade*
I had a hello kitty themed birthday party when I turned 4
Oliver Tree,O l i v e r T r e e
Hello kitty slapped back den
@@fridaxd2771 yaaas
@@fridaxd2771 y e a h
The person who put 1 dislike before it even premiering is a soggy nugget
Yeah,no one want doggy nugget
Gerard
and thats on periodt
222th like!
Gee
"You're not on the guest list" "20K or a death wish" Lmao i love this song
"Verify your age" I'm crying, i cant even watch the video
In the description : “Period hehe”
Period
😍😍😍😍
Hi
OH lol
Lol it got deleted
They're everything psycho pastel gore artists want to but can't be. Fuck yeah, it's your birthday! 💖
Sameeeee I want to be just like them and melanie martinez 💫
The- swear- word-
@@undead.angel001 me too
Ye. Sadly this applies to me. Im an aspiring pastel punk artist, heavily inspired by jazmin, but i cant reach this level of rawness
Its fvcking awesome!
The description is everything
I love how their description is them super glad and excited for their bday, and instead of putting like “hair director: Jasmine Raquel Addams…” and every stuff they only say “directed by Jazmin bean” and then “period hehe”
ICONIC DESCRIPTION 😭
jazmin: exists
me: l o v e s
The world: doesn't give a fuck
@@MrCostas32 hmm but it appears that you're the only one who has a problem so,,, the world doesn't revolve around you, you know
Some Won okay, three subscribers and no videos.
@@MrCostas32 ok boomer
I wanted to likethis comment but it has 666 likes and i cant change that
"Blow out the candles... and cut the cake... me being born WAS A FUcKInG mIStAkE...." I felt that I literally scream laughed
bruh samesss
me too uwu
This is like my favorite song by her because I relate to that part
@@summer6071 fr tho facts
Samee
Listening to this on my birthday.
Listening to this on my birthday again.
Police: why did you kill them
They be like: 1:45
lol
They never disappoint with the visuals.
lara spencer *they
*they
They*
They*
*they
i like how this is age restricted but not WAP
I mean let's be real I can see why
@@bulgygrey5469 but wap tho-
@@bulgygrey5469 yeah, as someone who loves shit like this i can def see why this is age restricted lol /gen
@@phizzypop1101 what does /gen mean
@@bulgygrey5469 it's a tone indicator, it means genuine ^_^
I feel bad for the ppl who cant watch this because of age restriction
This song always puts a smile on my face. Love it!! Happy Birthday Jazmin! It's almost here!!
Just celebrated my birthday! I played all of your music, actually I play your music everyday too lol.
_So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift ?!_
Edit : Btw, it's 4th July
*IT'S MY BIRTHDAY !!!*
Yuri Hae happy birthday?
@@aftynthewicked4075 _glass_shatter.wav_
*slap with a wine glass*
😂
*Broken glass noises*
1:33 *I think it's their birthday, but I'm not sure*
I'm not sure either...
Yeah let's ask them
😊
Minoru Mineta?! HOLD UP- your on CZcams- I’m done- I quit life-
Ooo😄😄
“I don’t see you on the guest list, 20k or a death wish.” Damn I guess I’m broke
Hello jazmin if your reading this I luv you you are the most Energetic and inspirational person and your Style has definitely made a difference in so many peoples lives and you have inspired me to well be me and no one’s ever given me something that has changed my life in such a positive way just by watching your videos I realize you’re not afraid to be you and for years I felt like if I really expressed my style in public people wouldn’t look at me the same neither with my family but you’ve made that fear go away and now I finally have that feeling to where I feel like I can actually be me and I just wanna say thank you Jasmine been for changing my life🙂
if they dont play this on my birthday, imma be disappointed
Jn
same
Mood
Who is they?
ראיתי משהו מפחיד
This is the beautiful definition of “pastel gore” 🎂👹
I'd call it pastel horror
@strawberry smith shut up
@strawberry smith a billie fan being so toxic jeez whats your problem
@@jaiden9483 // Wdym “shut up”?? They aren’t being rude. They’re just saying how they interpreted the style of this music video. No need to be so angry about it.
It's not on spotify anymore..
Not on apple music either :(
Jazmine bean is one of the few people in the world who can make a pastel horror movie 🔪♥️
It’s my birthday today and I’m blasting this song through my speakers. I don’t think my neighbours will like me anymore
Edit: It's been a year, and it's my birthday again today. I'm still blasting this song through my speakers
I want to put it today, which is my birthday, but later my parents give me lectures
Merry Christmas
Ayyy
Ive been listening to this all day and today is my birthday, put the cover on my phone background and created a party in my head n everything, loving the absolute vibe
@@funtime_error_ HAPPY BIRTHDAY
what’s better than 1 jazmin?
multiple poohs 🥰💞
@@user-Bubu lmfao
*REFERENCES*
HIHIHEHE :☆
its been taken off streaming and i am DEVASTATED
Same here! For me they removed pesticides too :(
When i was younger i always think that jazmin was like melanie martinez but imagine if they collaborated in a song
My parents; You can't eat cake all day!
Me; 1:32
"AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT"
That description,.. *ABSOLUTE POETRY.*
Not gonna lie this song is a bop, I'm totally gonna play it at my birthday party and everyone is going to question my sanity.
Mood
Join the cult we are insane here
wakanda sameeeeee lmao
Mood
Gry
no matter what jazmin still cute even in that bleeding scene,free spirit
Listening to this very close to my birthday and will listen to it on my birthday. Thank you for this masterpiece
Lyrics:
I came out the womb blond hair, big eyes
In a pink skirt, yellin', and it's no surprise
Skin pale, skin frail, skin spiky
My mama screamed, "Oh, looks just like me!"
Darn it's only annual I get gifts and rewards
Running loose, I never had no one to put me in my orders
So worship the ground that I walk on
It's my birthday so I get to be a cunt (Ah!)
Candle to candle
I throw my guts on the mantle
The whole damn cake is on fire cuz I'm just too hard to handle
You wanna come to my party?
Well bitch you're not invited!
Eat a pile of shit, open wide, bite it!
I don't see you on the guest list
That'll be 20K or a death wish
This cake is yummy, do you want a slice?
Well that's your left limb or your whole damn life
It's party time!
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!
Go blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache
Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache
Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache
Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache
Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache
Blow out the candles and cut the cake
Me being born was A BIG FUCKIN' MISTAKE!
I don't see you on the guest list
That'll be 20K or a death wish
This cake is yummy, do you want a slice?
Well that's your left limb or your whole damn life
abe lbbh credit: genius lmao
This cake is yummy not this cake is yum
@@dieofmorphine yes U right LOL. I'll edit that :)
@@xuephyre3225 I'll fix that real quick. I just wanted to get the lyrics up quick so I could be the lyric guy for once LMAO
THANK YOUUU
Jazmin Bean is the only person who can turn something disturbing and horrifying into something cute and artistic.
No Melanie can too 😒
@@icantfindausername1076 that is true
@@icantfindausername1076 even me
Melanie Martinez can too ;-;
Yami kawaii is literally that.
The more I hear this song the more I love it!
Here’s hoping you get a million subscribers soon
New to your music! Love this video and the way the song is put together. Your other videos are awesome too! Keep them coming! Definitely a new fan here!
imagine being the one at 2:50 who just held Jazmin while they wigged out
Suggestion to sing this song instead of ‘Happy Birthday’ all around the world
Yes
No
@@zeke179 y not lmao
@@zeke179 why not?
I hate the original happy birthday song and would rather have ppl sing this to me instead
0:09 "brithday bitch"
BROOO HOW DID I NEVER REALIZE WTF💀💀
HOW COME THIS ISNT ON SPOTIFY? D:
Imagine a kid searches up birthday song and finds this 😂
Imagine akid that nowdays has innocent
I have innconnt
Lol R.I.P that kid
Ooofff
JJAJAJA
Moral of the song: If you are invited to a jazmine bean birthday, refuse.
AR LY dont refuse or they will make you pay 20k*
@@wackiana Or a death wish*
i refuse to refuse a invitation from them.
@@miakaysun9046 Yes. Or that'll be 20k or a death wish.
I'm Going!
WHY IS THIS NOG ON SPOTIFY ANY MORE WHWY
NOT PESTICLES TOO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAZZZYYY
poppy and jazmin need to collab
Y.E.S.
Yes
Omg yes
YES.
Y E S
I was watching this and a person behind me walked past and said psycho 😂
Lol
LMAOOOO
YALL SHOULD READ THE DESCRIPTION FIRST CAUSE FEB 7 IS HER BIRTHDAY WARNING THE DESCRIPTION HAS SWEAR WORDS.....
Super Star_BFB her birthday is one day before mine 💅🏻✨
@@imposterku6506 *their
“ITS MY BIRTHDAY, AND I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT”
sounds like my little cousin
The way I see it the guests are either corpses or forced to be there with permanent sewed smiles.
Same
The fact that they published this on their actual birthday makes it better
I LOVED EVERY PART OF IT?!? THE EDITING AND THE LYRICS AND OMG ALL OF IT WAS SO GOOD
@Kitten YES
SAME
(Also I see that Mikan 👀)
MY BIRTHDAYS A FEW MONTHS AWAY I CANT FUCKIN WAIT TO BLAST THIS ON FULL VOLUME
in my headphones because i have strict parents
edit: ITS MY BIRTHDAYYY
i listened to this all day yesterday, thank u Jazmin
Me telling my parents some lyrics from this song: me being born was a big mistake!!
Them: yA mAyBe It WaS.....
*sniff* same *sniff*
my mom would just get all asshurt and yell at me for talking again
@@raymonddeactivated7118 Oof :( that’s how I feel every time I tell her I don’t like myself she just thinks I’m dramatic and spoiled
I’ve been clenching my asscheeks waiting for this damn song
💀💀💀
LMAO
If that ain't me
LOL
mais um aniversário tendo essa música como trilha sonora fml, amém
this video is strangely comforting when you’re coming back from a dissociative fugue.
they're having a stroke in the description and I'm living for it
Lol
100000000000฿฿฿฿฿฿฿฿฿฿฿👛💄😇:-$ 😊😄🎶🎤🎸🚌
OK BUT I JUST REALIZED THAT AT 0:08 IT SAYS “BRITHDAY”
OMG YE I DIDNT NOTICE
I was looking for someone who noticed
Brithæ
*sings (yw
@@ratmaybe what are you correcting?
saving this so i can watch it on my birthday
i play this song religiously on my birthday every year thank you jaz
Melanie Martinez: "Is my party and I cry if I want to..."
Jazmin Bean: "Hold my pinata bat"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yuuup
LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT, THIS IS JUST A HARDCORE VERSION OF PITY PARTY
Melanie is a legend
I feel like they should collab, like there styles are simliar Jazmin is just more punk and metal and Melanie is more into world problems, either way both are creepy-cute!
El comentario en español que estabas buscando.
Ggg
osiosiuwu
Ngm tá buscando espanhol bobão
Me un-ironically listening to this on my birthday.
Happy late birthday !!
@@idk-dg1to thanks so much :D
vou botar essa música no meu aniversário 😻🏳️🌈🇧🇷💞🛐
eu tbm
Nois vamos
Minha mãe vai tacar um chinelo na minha cara se eu fizer isso
NÓS vamos
Yassss ima put it on 100
If I don't listen to this on my birthday then I don't want to celebrate it either
I agree.
Also I love your pfp-
My birthday is at 28th of feB so it's close teehee
@@ace12saseta :0 happy early birthday then!
@@ratto999 ty
@@ace12saseta Omg same!!
already getting hyped to play this on my birthday even tho it's in 9 months jghkfhkjw
mine is in 11 months lol
Mine was the day before this was uploaded lol
hell yeah cjdnjscnjdsnxjndj
same bro, mine is in like 22 days
Mine is in 2 months and I’ll play thisssss
So sad this aint spotify :( but i always listen on bday and todays the dayy
It feels good listening this on your birthday 💪😫
They deserve WAY more recognition 😭💗👏🏻
Edit: today is my birthday so I’m back here lmao
Edit to edit: it’s once again my birthday so I came back lmao
ikr, super underrated
Facts they need more attention
My 21st birthday was almost a month ago, but I just found this song, so…
Ive been listening to them b4 they got famous
I wanna listen to this on my birthday
me too!!
feb 19 🥳
March 24th soon
@@juliette7535 x2 ( Feb 17 )
December 8, I'll wait for a long time 😌😢
can we talk about how gorgeous they are
Porque esta obra de arte al igual que petcides no esta en Spotify?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAZMIN
I know this song and music video is gonna be a whole MASTERPIECE
Edit: i was correct
All hail The queen of Predictions 🔮💜
Jazmin themself is a masterpiece 💕
ميخوف مرحبا
The creative content is always on point. Props for not using directors and creators, and doing it all yourself.
The fact Jazmin said they hate this song…
I think its because their abuser was also in the video
@@moxxiesnothere oh. Who was her abuser?
Feeling blesse that my bday is tday and Jazmins is tmrw
Same
The people who disliked weren't invited to the party
bud23 mip lol ikr
I’m m so mad that this is age restricted. now they can’t get the views they really deserve !!!!!
But its graphic content so it kibda has to be restricted but i feel jazmin does deserve millions of views
Like thats gonna stop any teen and kids from watching
I love this video >:( wHy
@@13gudadod and people who doesn't have an account or ain't logged on CZcams
Jazmin explained kids shouldn't be watching this
This is the most violent video I have ever seen.. but I still love it
My brain everyday
I came out the womb blond hair, big eyes
In a pink skirt, yellin', and it's no surprise
Skin pale, skin frail, skin spiky
My mama screamed, "oh, looks just like me"
Darn it's only annual I get gifts and rewards
Running loose, I never had no one to put me in my orders
So worship the ground that I walk on
It's my birthday so I get to be a cunt (ah)
Candle to candle
I throw my guts on the mantle
The whole damn cake is on fire cuz I'm just too hard to handle
You wanna come to my party?
Well bitch you're not invited!
Eat a pile of shit, open wide, bite it
I don't see you on the guest list
That'll be 20k or a death wish
This cake is yum, do you want a slice
Well that's your left limb or your whole damn life
It's party time
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
It's my birthday
And I can do what I want
Go blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache
Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache
Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache
Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache
Blow out the candles
And cut the cake
Poppin' balloons
Gonna make the world ache
Blow out the candles and cut the cake
Me being born was a big fuckin' mistake
I don't see you on the guest list
That'll be 20k or a death wish
This cake is yum, do you want a slice?
Well that's your left limb or your whole damn life
THANK YOU AAAA
Yuhhh get into it 😖❤️
TYVM!!!!
The line: me being born was a big fuckin mistake... I've always related to that via my perspective. What Bean's perspective is? Not sure...
@@evangel222 jybjh
jajajajajajajajano
Person: breaths
CZcams: hEy ThERe aRe kIdS oN tHIs aPp
Me not being able to listen to it:👁💧👄💧👁
Seriously?? Oof listen on Spotify or find a version on youtube that isn't age restricted like maybe a lyrics version
Me a kid:yep but dis not age thingy
I waited til today - it's my birthday and I CAN DO WHAT I WANT NOW I CAN WATCH THE VIDEO
You can now
That description? *absolute.poetry.*
0:59 This part sounds fucking beautiful and cool