@@Ruderickle2424 Ironically the only character I wasnt crazy about was miles Morales. He was literally just the same "misunderstood" teenage protagonist from every other movie ever made
Loki in MCU Movies: Thor: Dies Avengers: Steals Tesseract Thor Dark World: Dies Thor Ragnarok: Steals Tesseract Infinity War: Dies Endgame: You guessed it, he steals the Tesseract Thanos: Perfectly Balanced as all things should be
@@katet-dp2ks Yeah but despite him looking tough, you can tell how despite pushing Miles to become a hero, he’s aware of his feelings and doesn’t want to hurt him.
It seems like a constant trait among the heroic versions of Peter Parker or Spiderman is that he is a decent human being. Even when he is made entirely of spiders.
But with Spider-Noir, it's got a consistency to it. At 1:39, he acknowledges Miles with that apologetic shrug, body language shorthand for "Sorry for going hard on ya son, we just need to put our heads together for a moment." He's also the first to pull his head out of the conversation to check on Miles while they talk him down simultaneously in front of him and behind his back. Mateo Gonzalez There were five helicopters passing by just out of frame.
The best of it is that Spider-Noir had his own... possibly more hard-core story. - He found his Uncle Ben's body, who'd been tied up, beaten, and torn apart by wild dogs - Watched someone get eaten alive by spiders - Cursed by a Spider-God - Betrayed by his best friend - Found his friend lobotomized - Died EDIT: God, guys, I know his uncle was eaten by the Vulture. I hadn't finished the comic. It's been months since I posted this. Give it a break.
@@fabymieres8636Tombstone has superhuman strength and durability so he survived it. We can see later in the movie Jefferson Morales walking Tombstone into a Police Car before Miles calls him.
You haven't seen a guy turn into a turtle and live so he's friend can become a mob-boss right after he kills the mob-boss with the upgraded version of the punching ghost
Not-so-fun fact: in the brazilian portuguese version he says: this kid has a lot of imagination. Instead of: thats a pretty hardcore origin story Which doesnt make any sense at all, most of his lines are ruined and are not well translated in portuguese, and thats a shame bc he is dubbed by the official nicholas cage voice actor. Buuuut, peter, mj and aunt may are dubbed by the same people that did the raimi trilogy, so i cried like a baby when i heard aunt may's voice in the movie for the first time, that took me back man...
Man the crossover I was hoping for. Genuinely really interested in the socialist vigilante from the 1930s/ modern day anarchist dynamic they could set up
dumb excuse I could animate this and I'm 7 year old chess prodigy Edit: considering people are messaging me death threats and nasty things to me, I just want to say this. WOOOOSH you're all dumb as fuck
Can we appreciate how at 3:44 he cut out the part where we CAN'T SEE Spider-Man Noir because he's behind MJ's head?! That's some commitment to the title of the video.
Plot twist: Nicolas Cage isn't reading Spider-Man Noir's lines, they literally just stuck a microphone on him for a day and recorded his conversations.
That "I... love you all" gets me right in the feels. He's just a good dude, trying to do the right thing, and he finally met people who were just like him, yet different enough that they were their own people.
5:07 I also love cuz he is the type of character who looks menacing but got small and cute creature on his shoulder. One of my favorite character trope.
It's interesting how although Spider Noir doesn't feel emotions, he's very sympatheic. Like when he gives Miles a comforting shrug at 1:37 and how at 4:53 he asks if she's okay after losing her partner.
Noir's darkness is real when he doesn't go around wasting it to feel exclusively brooding. He knows pain and suffering among the people around him, corruption, and all the things the world has taken from him. It's what makes him feel more mature than a run in the mill Spidey
@@shadowrev2914 Already lemme make some sense into it. Peter Porker was a normal spider until Aunt May (A Pig) made the first radioactive hair dryer, and she bit Peter Porker when he was a spider which turned him into a Pig, but he still had his spider abilities.
*You hard boiled turtle slapper* *We don't pick the ballroom, we just dance.* *Can't be that easy.* *It's that easy.* This has to be my favorite Spiderman.
The little subtle bit of Noir putting his hat back on @2:10 is so cute to me. It’s like you see him laying with it off but then it’s on in the fight. It makes you wonder if it was an animation error but no he puts it back on to fight.
Noir understanding Peni then was the best thing. The mech her dad(her Uncle Ben) built for her was in pieces, just like her heart then. Noir being there for her was the best.
Its cuz his "eyes" are glasses, if i remember correctly he has them in the comics and they're not laying flat on his mask as they do in others, so they can't change their shape and emote
"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions" My inner edgy teenager was able to relate to that line.
i love how noir, in comparison to the other spider-people, has a combat style less based on primarily using agility and web to aplify dodging and weaving to find an opening, and instead just all out brawling using his web and superior agility to support his skill in direct hand-to-hand combat, it really gives him a lot of uniqueness as a spiderman
2:08 - If even Noir says that your origin story is hardcore, you know you've been through some shit... Considering how Noir's uncle Ben was *eaten alive*
Am I the only one who wants to see Noir duke it out with 2099? They're both from different times and definitely the most violent spider-men. It would be cool to see a scene between them in BTSV
He's probably gonna be: That's all you got you Mexican scum I thought you were though but the only thing I see is a cry baby inside of you you claw puncher
"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?" Seriously, Spider Noir has some hilarious lines, what makes it better is he's voiced by Nick Cage
@@billcipher779 Eh I mean I doubt it, but since they haven't really addressed what qualifies as canon and what doesn't, I can say anything without being disproved in like two months.
If you’ve read Noir’s comic then it gives a new layer of depth to this as well. Not gonna say what cause spoilers but something is revealed at the end of the first issue that is very messed up
I still love the detail of the Spiders hiding in the corner: Peni, the only one without sticking powers, is wedged between the teens while everyone else is trying to touch a wall.
@@cypherjh4102 doesn’t count. I mean, I guess they have the same idea, but they have different sayings. One is about a house, the other is about a important block.
I'm honestly surprised Nicholas Cage voiced Spider-Man Noir cause not only did he preform well as him but it sounds different compared to his past performances.
"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?" Fuck... thanks Noir. That's probably the most accurate portrayal of his comics.
His comics were really dark. He didn't hesitate when killing his foes...but aunt May gave him the needed balance when she saw Vulture dead in front of her.
He actually had one, he never really got to use it. We are able to see his weapon's holster sometimes through the movie, and in one particular scene. It is featured in this youtube video, featured at the exact 02:14 minutes of the video. This Scene, Where he also intends to reach for the gun's grip, but he immediately refutes on his action upon recognizing that he was amongst traumatized-spider-people, as they, too had their parents dies from the bad end of a gun's barrel. And like that, he didn't use his fire weaponry through the entire movie, but we can always see the gun holster whenever he's punching and his coat's swinging around, as he has two gun holsters, based off from the comics, soo seeing it, isn't pretty difficult neither. Such a cool feature too.
It always gets me when he calls miles "lil fella" or when his uncle dies and he's like "poor lil guy" (Also, his awkward stand in the back during the whole Bread scene is so funny)
@@HUNKragor Spider-Man Noir actually uses guns (not in this film, but in his comics). He keeps a pistol holstered on him at all times. In that shot he is reaching back and getting into a ready stance to draw his pistol if needed. Watch his right hand reach back, you can see the holster there.
Well in 1930s America is wasn’t frowned upon for people to punch black teenagers. In many places it was somehow encouraged. Never look at the past as better other what the value of the dollar was. You can like certain media of the past, but it’s important to be as critical back then as now. Like black people were protesting Gone With the Wind, Dumbo, and Song of the South even back in the 30s/40s. It’s not a modern problem. Photos exist of protests against Gone With the Wind and articles were written by black activists back then. Marlon Brando had a Native American woman except his Oscar for his role in the Godfather as a form of protest for better treatment of Indigenous people. Sorry. I just always worry about people glorifying the past and ignoring that past was not a fun time for marginalized groups.
Spider Noir is one of my favorites out of all the spidermans there is. He's just so mysterious, but in an amusing, serious way. I love his personifications and his background, because as a lot of movies portray private-eyes, their always focused and have this sense dry sense of humor, though, the directors added a fascinating twist to him.
Don’t sleep on him now he still got that spider energy he just doesn’t use it cause he comes from a time where you solved your problems with your fist or guns
Sad fact: in the Spider - Noir's universe his uncle Ben was eaten by The Vulture which is very disturbing compared to getting shot by a thief in the actual Spider Man universe
@@benadrylcucumbersnatch9401 I guess he said that because the ONE person that Miles bonded with and felt like he understood him better then his parents, turns out to be the person who's been trying to kill him, was helping kill his universe's Spiderman and when he nearly choked his own nephew to death before realizing what he was doing and stopped, only to be shot in front of Miles and then later died in Miles arms. Also, Miles was the only one in his family who knew his uncle died (Of course, before his father found him in the alley and he couldn't even tell his parents that he saw his uncle get killed or that his uncle tried to kill him unintentionally. It's a lot to take I'm for a kid his age). But the fact that Noir is only 18-19 in this movie and his Uncle Ben (beaten eaten alive) probably happened in front of him to, maybe he was Miles' age when this happened. In my case, i feel like Noir thinks that this what happens to Miles is what begins his story ad Spiderman (Each Spiderman loses someone, some more gruesome then others).
@@cindypicadomolina7814 in noir’s case he only saw the aftermath of what happened to ben, so he thought it was goblin’s gang having dogs eat ben alive or something
I cannot believe he was only in five minutes of this movie, he stole every single second he was onscreen.
Honestly, every character in the movie did.
@@Ruderickle2424 Ironically the only character I wasnt crazy about was miles Morales. He was literally just the same "misunderstood" teenage protagonist from every other movie ever made
MadCap idk if I would say misunderstood more like a regular teen feeling a bunch of pressure as a teen
@@jonahcano3930 that's why I put it in quotations
IDontCare *WAIT*
5:22 Loki every time he sees the tesseract.
Underrated
Nobody: ender man
Loki in MCU Movies:
Thor: Dies
Avengers: Steals Tesseract
Thor Dark World: Dies
Thor Ragnarok: Steals Tesseract
Infinity War: Dies
Endgame: You guessed it, he steals the Tesseract
Thanos: Perfectly Balanced as all things should be
Nathan Armitage Lol, he actually did
Dauntless Warrior Productions DEAD
I love how they had every right to make Noir a douchey hardass, but they made him the most empathetic person on the team.
tbh u can still be a hardass while being empathetic
@@katet-dp2ks Yeah but despite him looking tough, you can tell how despite pushing Miles to become a hero, he’s aware of his feelings and doesn’t want to hurt him.
It seems like a constant trait among the heroic versions of Peter Parker or Spiderman is that he is a decent human being. Even when he is made entirely of spiders.
Is basically nic cage, being himself basically
@@jricks3909 spiders-man was the best spider-man
4:39 man throws a 3-hit combo and blows you up with a car as a finisher
I love Noir so much
I love that after the hat gets hit onto tombstone, he fixes it up properly
@@LowIntSpecimen I mean if I survived an encounter with spider noir and got his hat to my face I'm keeping it as a souvenir.
I CANT STRESS HOW MUCH I LOVED THAT PART LMAO
That followed by “yah hard boiled turtle slapper”
Dude I rewatched that like 10 times it was so good
3:02 Spider-Noir stops and tips his hat in respect to Miles' efforts. He's the only one who looks back. For whatever reason, that really gets me.
Looking closer I have to ask, wtf were they swinging on there?
But with Spider-Noir, it's got a consistency to it. At 1:39, he acknowledges Miles with that apologetic shrug, body language shorthand for "Sorry for going hard on ya son, we just need to put our heads together for a moment." He's also the first to pull his head out of the conversation to check on Miles while they talk him down simultaneously in front of him and behind his back.
Mateo Gonzalez There were five helicopters passing by just out of frame.
@@Zombiewithabowtie Ha! Also I see what you mean.
Mateo Gonzalez... Just assume theres a helicopter.
Zombiewithabowtie you’re right. I never noticed those tiny details :D
"This is a pretty hardcore origin story" I absolutely died at that line
The best of it is that Spider-Noir had his own... possibly more hard-core story.
- He found his Uncle Ben's body, who'd been tied up, beaten, and torn apart by wild dogs
- Watched someone get eaten alive by spiders
- Cursed by a Spider-God
- Betrayed by his best friend
- Found his friend lobotomized
- Died
EDIT: God, guys, I know his uncle was eaten by the Vulture. I hadn't finished the comic. It's been months since I posted this. Give it a break.
@@r3dstoner3quired27 Damn... That could be an R-rated superhero movie for sure.
@@Starbat88 Right????
R3dstoneR3quired fucking hell brah! That’s dark as fuck lmao
R3dstoneR3quired Uncle Ben got eaten by the Vulture
2:16 i love how he looks like he is reaching for a gun, and had a 'oh, i dont have a gun.' stare
He usually has a gun, guess it didn’t come with him
He normally does carry one, he just didn’t have it on him for some reason
He actually has a gun in one of the deleted scenes but I guess they removed it so they could keep the rating PG
Spider-man noir be like: "Surprise attack!" *Whips out revolver*
@@levilandscapes2044 That makes no sense, we've seen guns be used in the movie?
2:31
The way this is cut makes it look like The Prowler saw Miles, and then decided to fling himself at the speed of light through that wall.
"I'll do anything to get that Chips, even breaking both of my bones for it"
I love this comment so damn much
Awkward comment intensifies :P
That. That made my day💀
when he sees miles he flings himself this what makes him cool
*sometimes I’ll let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something*
*Match stops making fire*
SpiderNoir:ohhh
*D E P R E S S I O N I N T E N S I F I E S*
@@jaytoonz5736 *S U I C I D E I N T E N S I F I E S*
thanks for repeating exactly what happened in the video
anything
"This a pretty hardcore origin story"
Said the spider-man who's uncle ben was eaten alive
Well that explained why he doesn't hesitate to use gun
@@dava8058 he almost pulled out his gun at 2:16
@@krismas7531 I was about to say, it looked like he was reaching for something . . .
I'm sorry how did you know this?
@@Gamer_lgnd it's said in spiderman noir's first comic
Uncle ben was eaten alive by the vulture
3:47 What a dedicated worker, holding up that tray ever so diligently. He’s ready for absolutely anything, good for him
Man got his priorities STRAIGHT!
Amenn
Wasn’t Spider-Ham hiding under that platter
looool
I guess he's the main course
He's portrayed so comically that its easy to miss Noir casually admitting that he kills his baddies at 1:23
as well as casually killing a baddie in the final fight, literally making a car explode on him
Oh-
@@fabymieres8636Tombstone has superhuman strength and durability so he survived it. We can see later in the movie Jefferson Morales walking Tombstone into a Police Car before Miles calls him.
wait where
@@t.rexking441 Jefferson's last name is Davis, Miles took his mom's last name for whatever reason
spider noir trying to learn colors is the most precious, wholesome, adorable thing in all of cinematic history
You haven't seen a guy turn into a turtle and live so he's friend can become a mob-boss right after he kills the mob-boss with the upgraded version of the punching ghost
@@draven4897 Polnareff?
OLD YELLER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
@@draven4897 i never thought that Jojo can come into the Marvel territory
I was wrong
BubLio Tea jojo can go anywhere
Fun fact:In the Latin American version Spider-Noir says:"you're gonna fight real bad guys, like the ones who hit their mom".
Jesus Christ why is that so perfect 😂😂🤣
And not only that!
He is dubbed by the VA that dubs Nicholas Cage in most of his movies!
Not-so-fun fact: in the brazilian portuguese version he says: this kid has a lot of imagination. Instead of: thats a pretty hardcore origin story
Which doesnt make any sense at all, most of his lines are ruined and are not well translated in portuguese, and thats a shame bc he is dubbed by the official nicholas cage voice actor.
Buuuut, peter, mj and aunt may are dubbed by the same people that did the raimi trilogy, so i cried like a baby when i heard aunt may's voice in the movie for the first time, that took me back man...
I had no trouble reading this in Cage's voice
@@guicoelho14 Obrigado por sujar nossa imagem, estávamos precisando de algum brasileiro para reclamar da dublagem Brasileira
He had me at, "I like to fight Nazis." MOST UNDERRATED SPIDERMAN EVER
I feel he and Spider Punk would be good friends
@@neoterumi4772 Just instant heart eyes from Punk to Noir at that lol
@@neoterumi4772 Fuck. Yes.
He was doing it before it was cool since it was 1933.
nazis bad
"I like to fight Nazis, a lot"
I feel like he and spider punk are going to be great friends...
Man the crossover I was hoping for. Genuinely really interested in the socialist vigilante from the 1930s/ modern day anarchist dynamic they could set up
@@Me-wx1mt I mean... we'll get there. Just gotta take a while, until Beyond comes out. But it wil happen.
I really hope they have some moments together in the 3rd movie
5:22 literally enderman when they see a house.
Underrated
LMAO
Or any block
Stack of likes
XD
How dare he only have 5 minutes
he was pretty hard to animate (according to the animators) because of those shades of black and white
At least it's a good five minutes
dumb excuse I could animate this and I'm 7 year old chess prodigy
Edit: considering people are messaging me death threats and nasty things to me, I just want to say this. WOOOOSH you're all dumb as fuck
Artem The GOAT Then how about you make ten minutes of GOOD animation of Noir?
You need 1 more like until 1k early congrats
3:05 You know you're a spiderman when you swing on pure air
Fr
Satellites
They swinging onto uncle ben
There’s always a helicopter specifically for this moment
@@terrabits5962Why am I laughing so hard 💀💀
3:54 the way he said “sleep” sent a shiver down my spine
That was kinda ho-
i’ll happily sleep forever if he told me to🤭
@@emolady666AAAAAAAAYYYYYOOOOOOO
@@emolady666My brother in Christ, what?
Bro can speak in italics
1:21
SUPRISE ATTACK!
*Punches child in the face*
SUPRISE!
Lmao😂
I love this comment
1:23
"What would you do... If there was a child right in front of you " Spider Noir :
best thing I've read all day
I like to drink egg creams, and I like to...
*f i g h t n a z i s*
Feminists be like
CSIAS Official everyone should be like. I sure as hell hope it’s not just feminists that like fighting Nazis 😂
Are we not gunna talk about that weird audio edit at “I like to drinkEGG creams and”
*Alot*
My hero!
Can we appreciate how at 3:44 he cut out the part where we CAN'T SEE Spider-Man Noir because he's behind MJ's head?! That's some commitment to the title of the video.
I love these videos that are fully dedicated. They have my utmost respect.
@@p_m_a I don’t think you know what AIs aren’t capable of….
@@p_m_aThis was made 4 years ago an even recent AIs can’t do that
"We don't pick the ballroom we just dance" 2:18 "Ya hard boiled turtle slapper" 4:38
I love both of these lines.
All his lines go hard af
*APPLESAUCE!*
5:22 Loki literally every MCU movie he is in.
Endermans be like
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@@sobinir7933 under *rat* ted
stolen
Yeah 😂
Plot twist: Nicolas Cage isn't reading Spider-Man Noir's lines, they literally just stuck a microphone on him for a day and recorded his conversations.
Honestly, you’re probably right.
this is erasure of the fact that his response when told he needed to go more over the top was “oh you want FULL cage?”
The Random Guy on CZcams that line makes sense now
Sometimes I let matches burn Down to my fingertips so I might feel something
“and I like to f i g h t n a z i s”
Also, “This is....... purple?”
I can see that.
4:38 is no one going to talk about how Noir is actually the only Spiderman that fights more with his fists than his webs?
dude, he came from the probation era..
of course Noir throwing hand than throwing shade like most of Spidey did
Cause he is him
I love him grabbing the hat, putting it on Tombstone's face, then punching him
That "I... love you all" gets me right in the feels. He's just a good dude, trying to do the right thing, and he finally met people who were just like him, yet different enough that they were their own people.
Noir casually webbing a car and pull it to his enemy is the best scene for me
That enemy is tombstone so sadly I dont even think he felt that
@@spartacussmith7070 Tombstone can have internal injuries
Doesn't matter, because Noir actually kills his enemies
mid explosion he catches his hat without even looking
he looks so casual and cool about it. i had to replay the scene a few times bc i was in awe
*“He’s looking right at us while we talk about him”*
that was evil 😂
Gary King How did it feel finally reaching the World’s End?
Inkypencil Pfft, that? That was nothing. Really. Meant absolutely nothing to me. Nothing.
Who are you again?
My name’s Nicholas Angel. Who the hell are you?
Inkypencil Me? They call me “The King”
3:13 I loooove this scene so much! The way he walked while the others are swinging around are super cool
5:07 I also love cuz he is the type of character who looks menacing but got small and cute creature on his shoulder. One of my favorite character trope.
@@Jasmeracreature?? that’s a person 😂
@@paragenalIt is an anime girl. We all know that anime girls aren't people
@@StarryxNight5as an anime girl I can confirm we're not real. Please take your meds.
His disappointment when the match burns out before reaching his fingertips gets me every time 😂
Lol
"He's looking right at us while we're talk about it."
Best freaking line ever.
Dr. Strange Bat timestamp??
ghostmemeboi 1:43
*About him* not it
It sounds like a line from foot loose
What the freak
The fact that’s he’s 19 and peter porker is 47 scares me
In pig years or human years?
@@tommyz6491 Technically in human years since he’s a talking pig and the life span of a normal pig is 16 to 20 years
Oh god oh no
just to be honest in the age of noir the people dies like 40 or 60 you know that age was no good
Spiderman noir isn't 19?
It's crazy of nicolas only had like 5 minutes of screen time and still manage to become everyones favorite
That’s how cool noir is. His presence is just interesting.
It's interesting how although Spider Noir doesn't feel emotions, he's very sympatheic. Like when he gives Miles a comforting shrug at 1:37 and how at 4:53 he asks if she's okay after losing her partner.
Noir's darkness is real when he doesn't go around wasting it to feel exclusively brooding. He knows pain and suffering among the people around him, corruption, and all the things the world has taken from him.
It's what makes him feel more mature than a run in the mill Spidey
“I was bitten by a radioactive spider”
Spider-Ham: *Bitten by a radioactive pig*
Yeah that doesn't really make sense
Wait!
Noir was bitten by a purely mystical spider though
@@shadowrev2914 Already lemme make some sense into it.
Peter Porker was a normal spider until Aunt May (A Pig) made the first radioactive hair dryer, and she bit Peter Porker when he was a spider which turned him into a Pig, but he still had his spider abilities.
that’s just, wow
He was already a pig to begin with. It would make a bit more sense if HE bit a radioactive spider (or ate it).
*You hard boiled turtle slapper*
*We don't pick the ballroom, we just dance.*
*Can't be that easy.*
*It's that easy.*
This has to be my favorite Spiderman.
And the fact that hes voiced by nicholas cage just serves to make him even fucking better lmao
You forgot “ sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something anything” hahahahah
This is a pretty hardcore origin story
Bruh, his first line
“Hey fellas”
"Everywhere I go, the wind follows. And the wind smells like *_rain."_*
The little subtle bit of Noir putting his hat back on @2:10 is so cute to me. It’s like you see him laying with it off but then it’s on in the fight. It makes you wonder if it was an animation error but no he puts it back on to fight.
Maybe he wants to fight with class and style 🤷
0:39 I love how he’s face planted into the screen board when Peter asks Noir how he got here. 😂
Love the pfp.
Peni: *breathes*
Noir: I guess I have a daughter now.
Noir understanding Peni then was the best thing. The mech her dad(her Uncle Ben) built for her was in pieces, just like her heart then. Noir being there for her was the best.
@@samsonguy10k Also the fact that they're both teenagers make it even better, Noir being that big brother
@@cindypicadomolina7814 Is Noir a teen? I've more figured him to be more B's age with his experience and own emotional grind.
@@samsonguy10k Wait he was? I thought he was 23 or something
@@Jeff-lc7lp 0:18 no you can see here hes pretty much like peter b parker
I just realized he's the only Spider character without an expressive face. It's always still.
Well yeah, he doesn't feel unless there's a match involved.
Which he more than makes up for in body language, which seems alot more expressive than the other spiders’
Its cuz his "eyes" are glasses, if i remember correctly he has them in the comics and they're not laying flat on his mask as they do in others, so they can't change their shape and emote
Yeah, he’s wearing goggles.
Kitty Mittens • 82 years ago Ye!! It’s so cool!
1:22 "SURPRISE!" **literally punches a child in the face**
Lol this guy was amazing
I have a problem. I’ve rewind this like 30 times please help.
2:07 "thats a pretty hardcore origin story" gets me everytime😂
Especially when you know his origin story.
@@cyriellequirion8883what's his origin story?
@@twilimess Well...among other things, his uncle Ben was eaten alive by the Vulture under the orders of the Goblin.
@@cyriellequirion8883 Good god..
@@twilimess Yeah.
"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions"
My inner edgy teenager was able to relate to that line.
Words Zack Snyder lives by
*moral
@@jamemhm Thank you
We can't relive 2005.
Ace The Not So Great np
0:26 in german he says "I like to fight bad guys"
This comment is severely underatted
D a m n
HELP IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE
In Japanese it's the same. "Warui yatsura" indeed.
Omg
i love how noir, in comparison to the other spider-people, has a combat style less based on primarily using agility and web to aplify dodging and weaving to find an opening, and instead just all out brawling using his web and superior agility to support his skill in direct hand-to-hand combat, it really gives him a lot of uniqueness as a spiderman
I'm just a little disappointed they didn't give him his guns
2:08 - If even Noir says that your origin story is hardcore, you know you've been through some shit... Considering how Noir's uncle Ben was *eaten alive*
We are making a Spider-Man Noir Film!!! Check out the teaser on our channel!!
1:21 *SURPRISE ATTACK*
Miles gets up
*SURPRI-*
*Can you close off your feelings so you don’t get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?*
Perfect cut
The second surprise always gets me lol
why does he rap after that?
Miles: I didn't listen to spider sense
Tobey: first time?
“We don’t pick a ballroom, we just dance” words of a fighter 😂
Hell yeah!!! 😄
Favorite freaking line by Noir.
Pretty badass line
“Please take this outside😑“
then dance, *dance*, *DANCE* till you're *DEAD* ~ ~ ~
Am I the only one who wants to see Noir duke it out with 2099? They're both from different times and definitely the most violent spider-men. It would be cool to see a scene between them in BTSV
Definitely. I want to see the spider man from the past vs ''spiderman'' from the future.
He's probably gonna be: That's all you got you Mexican scum I thought you were though but the only thing I see is a cry baby inside of you you claw puncher
Noir would kill him if he found out what he did to miles
"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?" Seriously, Spider Noir has some hilarious lines, what makes it better is he's voiced by Nick Cage
I love the fact that Noir doesn't understand the Rubik's Cube cause he can't see in color.
No, he can see color, he just doesn't understand color because his whole dimension is colorless :(
Shadow Rev Colourblind perhaps? He might see Colors the wrong way. Blue= Red?
@@billcipher779 Eh I mean I doubt it, but since they haven't really addressed what qualifies as canon and what doesn't, I can say anything without being disproved in like two months.
@@shadowrev2914 I think his dimension has color just when he goes other places he doesn't
200th like
3:48 he's just standing there with a pan I can't
Omg I never noticed that! Big oof
Pannerman
He’s just standing there, watching this all happen like “are you guys done yet”
He is fucking static too, its like he’s a mannequin
@@communistcrusader4117 he’s not even blinking lmao
"Is that all you got? You gonna fight or you just bumping gums? You hard-boiled turtle slapper!"
4:41 the *APPLESAUCE* impact scene never fails to make me laugh
✨️A P P L E S A U C E✨️
*💥APPLESAUCE💥*
I hope they give him his own movie with the same animation style
All I can tell is that it won't be so family friendly.
I'd even settle for a 10 min short. If Porker can get one, so can he.
We can all agree with this comment
Or something like "Sin City," with splashes of color.
All of them..
Can we appreciate that Noir was the one that said that MILES has a messed up origin story?? Of all people??
If you’ve read Noir’s comic then it gives a new layer of depth to this as well. Not gonna say what cause spoilers but something is revealed at the end of the first issue that is very messed up
@@onelovelylilidiot4959 It's. Fucking. Wild.
Happily Pessimistic So what’s messed up about it
Cladster Bruh I ain’t spoiling. Read the comic and bask in the edgy and tragic glory of it
@@onelovelylilidiot4959 yo what's the comic called so I can read it?
“We don’t pick the ballroom. We just dance” is the hardest line in the spider-verse
I still love the detail of the Spiders hiding in the corner: Peni, the only one without sticking powers, is wedged between the teens while everyone else is trying to touch a wall.
Me: *put's down an important block that I'll need for later*
some random ass enderman: 5:22
@@cypherjh4102 doesn’t count.
I mean, I guess they have the same idea,
but they have different sayings.
One is about a house,
the other is about a important block.
@@cypherjh4102 a comment is a comment it doesn’t matter
@@cypherjh4102 like the block
@@cypherjh4102 that's like saying that every word has a copyright.
@@cypherjh4102 bruh
Guys
Applesauce was a curse word in Noir’s time
*He was cursing*
The monster!
Captain America: LANGUAGE!
Noir: “It wasn’t me! It was the onomatopoeia action word behind me!”
Imagine modern Peter just going, "FUCK YOU" out of nowhere
Son of a nutcracker.
4:38 “Is that all you got? You gonna fight or you just pumping gums? You hard boiled turtle slapper!”
Hahah I was trying to figure out what he was saying thanks 😂
@@syna6622 np!
“Where’s that wind coming from we’re in a basement” will always be hilarious 😂😂
2:06
“uncle aron! hes-“
*”A PRETTY HARDCORE ORGIN STORY”*
What, he’s pretty hard?!?!
No, the hardcore origin story is the fact that *he is*
That part was hilarious af 😂😂😂💀
I mean, contextually speaking... that *is* accurate.
Maybe the real hardcore origin story was the friends we made along the way
No one:
Endermen: 5:21
That was really clever. Well done sir.
That was gooooooood
That made me laugh hard
Lmao
*_Enderman proceeds to abduct a diamond block and teleports away_*
4:38 no ones going to mention how smooth that was?
Go in to new comments and look right above you
Noir has such good one-liners it's insane. He carried the humour of the entire movie
"this is... purple?"
"no."
"blue!?"
"no!"
*_proceeds to give up_*
One of the best jokes in this comp
One of the best jokes, and I’m surprised I never noticed it while actually watching the movie.
He lives in a world without color
@@suwuicide6949 dude no need to worry about being sexist it's okay you can say man only idiots get triggered cos of that
@Tianze Shi basically he just know shades of gray 50 r not I don't know
But I do know it's 0- 255 in decimal format
I love him he looks like the living version of incognito mode on google.
This is literally the best comment on this video.
Except he's probably more nice
And just like incognito mode he has seen some serious shit
@@chefbendy4429 well he fights nazis and was covered in spiders
We dont pick the ballroom we just *D A N C E*
I'm honestly surprised Nicholas Cage voiced Spider-Man Noir cause not only did he preform well as him but it sounds different compared to his past performances.
"this is a pretty hardcore origin story" noir says while having the most hardcore origin story out of all of the spider people in that room
I love how he just steals the Rubik’s Cube.
“I’m taking this cube thing with me. I don’t understand it. But I will.”
Wait, since it’s from an other dimension, doesn’t it make its atoms unstable and eventually destroyed
@@Nasir3623 maybe they reverse engineer it and then dispose of the original one
@@Nasir3623 Enought time to understand it before it's destroyed I guess?
Or he solved it before it got destroyed
@@Nasir3623 Maybe its a simple enough object, that his universe just lets it slide.
"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?" Fuck... thanks Noir. That's probably the most accurate portrayal of his comics.
Honestly tho, I love Noir's comics, but they are angsty as fuck.(...which is why i love them-)
I mean almost every superhero has to face this.
Is it really ok to punch with your super strength a thug in the face because he stole a purse?
His comics were really dark. He didn't hesitate when killing his foes...but aunt May gave him the needed balance when she saw Vulture dead in front of her.
5:22 "I'm taking this cube thing with me."
Of everything Noir is, that cube I'll love the most out of him. It gives color to his life and soul..
0:20 let's just appreciate how he said: "pig"
They really slapped that PG on him by not giving him guns.
He actually had one, he never really got to use it.
We are able to see his weapon's holster sometimes through the movie, and in one particular scene. It is featured in this youtube video, featured at the exact 02:14 minutes of the video. This Scene, Where he also intends to reach for the gun's grip, but he immediately refutes on his action upon recognizing that he was amongst traumatized-spider-people, as they, too had their parents dies from the bad end of a gun's barrel. And like that, he didn't use his fire weaponry through the entire movie, but we can always see the gun holster whenever he's punching and his coat's swinging around, as he has two gun holsters, based off from the comics, soo seeing it, isn't pretty difficult neither. Such a cool feature too.
@@fafflytailslogisonicuite104 r/wooooosh
@@thatlittleghostthing He was just explaining how he has guns.
@@thatlittleghostthing kind of a unnecessary woooosh.
@@thatlittleghostthing no you. r/woooosh
“It can't be that easy.”
**a millisecond later**
_“It's that easy.”_
"well, It's a kind of long story"
*a second later*
"maybe not that long"
I just when through the comment section while the vid is playing, and I saw this one, at the exact same moment...
Thats a pfp if ive seen one.
@@spookysioux1224 tell a code dude
i need the sauce for my sosig
Noir is arguably the best character in the movie. He’s funny and steals every scene he’s in
2:06 I burst out laughing, "This a pretty hardcore origin story." -Spider-Man Noir I was thinking the same thing, like damn.
1:22 I love how he just straight up punched a kid in the face and nobody else had a problem with it
SURPRISE!
Underrated
he's surprisingly his age sort of
Bonk
@@bodacious12 no. miles morales is supposed to be much younger than peter
"I am here to drink egg creams and fight Nazis - and I'm all out of egg creams." - Spider-Man Noir, probably.
@kevin willems it's like,,, carbonated chocolate milk. it's very odd
I feel like that is something Nicolas Cage said in normal conversation.
*Time to fight some nazis, I guess...*
@kevin willems it’s like the original version of an ice cream milkshake
Hitler: I hate you
I like how spider noir is being a trusty comrade and comforting peni Parker’s loss, very emotional and nice
Anyone else here after seeing its confirmed that Nicolas Cage will be playing Spiderman Noir in the live action series coming to Prime Video?
I was just going to ask that 😅
sorry the live action WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️
@@notinsideyourwalls ME FLABBERGASTED TOO
I couldn't even tell Nick Cage played him, but when I found out he did, I couldn't unhear it. He was one of my favorite characters.
i know right
I could his voice never changes
@@brandynperson3590 Aren't you special.
@@dylanmergner44 that was uncalled for
Yeah, he's probably mine too.
Sony: “We won pretty good critics people liked it and- -“
Spider- Man Noir fans: “Why Spider Noir my boy is only 5 minutes.”
Sony: “Damn it!”
Hopefully we see Miguel O’Hara travel to Noir’s dimension in the next film!
1 Esdras me too
@@1apollos902 YESSSS! 2099 Spiderman and Noir are my favourite!
Noir Fans? You mean _everyone on the planet?_
@Jake Blackeye, basically
Calling someone a hard boiled turtle slapper is such a unique way of making fun of someone's cleanliness and making fun of someone's skin completion.
It always gets me when he calls miles "lil fella" or when his uncle dies and he's like "poor lil guy" (Also, his awkward stand in the back during the whole Bread scene is so funny)
Is no one gonna note how at 2:16 my man's about to pull a gun
Dude he's like the second-ever spidey to dgaf about killing
What gun? I don't see any guns
@@HUNKragor Spider-Man Noir actually uses guns (not in this film, but in his comics). He keeps a pistol holstered on him at all times. In that shot he is reaching back and getting into a ready stance to draw his pistol if needed. Watch his right hand reach back, you can see the holster there.
He probably did and took a second to notice the enclosed environment filled with lots of allies
He used a gun in his introduction
4:42 I love how tombstone doesn’t take Noir’s hat off but just readjusts it to be on his head properly
haha wtf why
I guess he likes good looks
@@sont4040 exaggerated swag
@@nikenick360 the exaggerated swagger of a black and white man
@@hunting_hound8252 lol that is true equality
i love how he just straight up assaults miles
Well in 1930s America is wasn’t frowned upon for people to punch black teenagers. In many places it was somehow encouraged.
Never look at the past as better other what the value of the dollar was. You can like certain media of the past, but it’s important to be as critical back then as now.
Like black people were protesting Gone With the Wind, Dumbo, and Song of the South even back in the 30s/40s. It’s not a modern problem. Photos exist of protests against Gone With the Wind and articles were written by black activists back then.
Marlon Brando had a Native American woman except his Oscar for his role in the Godfather as a form of protest for better treatment of Indigenous people.
Sorry. I just always worry about people glorifying the past and ignoring that past was not a fun time for marginalized groups.
@@carsfan1995 how do people in noir know which is which cuz there isnt any color there
@@carsfan1995 even the flames arent colored
Spider Noir is one of my favorites out of all the spidermans there is. He's just so mysterious, but in an amusing, serious way. I love his personifications and his background, because as a lot of movies portray private-eyes, their always focused and have this sense dry sense of humor, though, the directors added a fascinating twist to him.
4:38 i like how noir isn't always about that big fancy spidey moves, mans throwin hands old fashioned way
He’s straight up just boxing the man
Man's beating them up with feelings
Real Bare knuckle fighter
And then he yeets a car at the guy
Don’t sleep on him now he still got that spider energy he just doesn’t use it cause he comes from a time where you solved your problems with your fist or guns
5:22 Thanos after purging an entire ship and murdering Loki as well as all of Asgard
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
LMAOOOOO
Eheheheh
2:08 this is my favorite spiderman noir line in the entire movie ngl
Sad fact: in the Spider - Noir's universe his uncle Ben was eaten by The Vulture which is very disturbing compared to getting shot by a thief in the actual Spider Man universe
Also Noir hearing Miles' uncle is evil: This is a hardcore origin story
Ye its very disturbing
@@benadrylcucumbersnatch9401 I guess he said that because the ONE person that Miles bonded with and felt like he understood him better then his parents, turns out to be the person who's been trying to kill him, was helping kill his universe's Spiderman and when he nearly choked his own nephew to death before realizing what he was doing and stopped, only to be shot in front of Miles and then later died in Miles arms. Also, Miles was the only one in his family who knew his uncle died (Of course, before his father found him in the alley and he couldn't even tell his parents that he saw his uncle get killed or that his uncle tried to kill him unintentionally. It's a lot to take I'm for a kid his age). But the fact that Noir is only 18-19 in this movie and his Uncle Ben (beaten eaten alive) probably happened in front of him to, maybe he was Miles' age when this happened. In my case, i feel like Noir thinks that this what happens to Miles is what begins his story ad Spiderman (Each Spiderman loses someone, some more gruesome then others).
@@cindypicadomolina7814 Actually, if Noir is 19 during the movie, then his Ben only died about a year ago, since Noir is like 18 or 19 in the comics
@@cindypicadomolina7814 in noir’s case he only saw the aftermath of what happened to ben, so he thought it was goblin’s gang having dogs eat ben alive or something
1:37 Love how real he was towards Miles lol
"He's looking right at us while we're talking about him"
"can you close off your feelings so you don't get Crippled by the moral ambiguity of your actions?"
That's me.
Raimi and Amazing fans hating on Tom Holland before NWH
That shit was evil 😂
noir: SKILL ISSUE
I missed Noir, Peni, and Ham. Hopefully we get to see more them in Beyond.
They appear at the end
@@Myhomeisacave I know, but they only make brief cameos. I hope they play more of a role in the next film.
True
Noir is my fav of the spider gang
Me too
3:54 good lord the way he said “sleep” terrifies me
@Jay Matherly
Dang it. Now I need Nick Cage ASMR 😂
Is v hot
He is a stealthy boy
I had to put my phone against my ear to hear it and uh jeez man *woah*
@@LightCrib2 *boi