My Meat Song

I'm making a food truck, to feed the masses,
With social media feed, and live cooking classes,
Catering corporate or high end private events,
But i still have to plan out the menu contents.
My kitchen’s small, so nothing completed,
And I might sometimes cook while intoxicated,
if I’m catering a wedding with an open bar,
I’ll probably have a cocktail Burgundy Pino noir.
I’ll cook some meat, and something else for the vegan crew,
I’ll cook some meat, and a shitter version for the vegan few,
All I know is we’re making food thats,
Organic, no seed oil and must include,
Meat or meat or meat.
Lots of different animals are made of meat,
If it fits in a bun or goes with chips or rice,
Something has to die to make make my menu nice.
I’ll make some meat, and something else for the vegan crew,
A tasty treat, with a shitter version for the vegan few.
This trailer was a horse box so it might be nice,
Being a rice horse box to do a box of rice.
With Maybe chicken, beef or horse,
That's a joke, of course,
But i still have to plan out the menu to eat,
The only thing I know is we’re cooking with meat.
We’ll cook some meat, and something else for the vegan crew,
cook some tasty meat, with a shitter version for the vegan few.
We’ll be making a meat based meal,
If you’re vegan, I know it’s not ideal.
All the best animals are made of meat,
if you cook em just right - they cant be beat,
Unlike an egg which obviously can,
Unless you have the strength of a vegan man.
Because vegans totally have a lot more sgtrength than I do to make those hard dietary choices based on ethics and morals and I respect that. I do!
But I’m making meat, with something else for the vegan crew,
Please comment underneath, tell me what you think I should do….. food wise.
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[@corinamarie]

You're still completely bonkers 😂 but wishing you luck with it m'dear. Sounds a bit 'safe' for you, so dunno if it'll hold your interest. Look forward to the dancing flamingos, stilt-walking waiters, llama burgers and pyrotechnics 😂 x

[@Marvellouseffortthat]

If your food truck is like your music, it will be Shite

[@MrDrewP]

thanks, I appriciate the feedback.