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I can live without most of these, but if the guy is actually really happy about doing this and not thinking he has to 24/7 I won't complain. As long as we both are happy
Period was my fav. I would honestly melt at a guy who wants to listen to Taylor Swift with me. 💜 Massages, doing dishes, making dinner for each other, checks, and holding doors are things you should do for each other. Relationships, marriage, & dating are all about taking care of each other. 🤗
Aside from the massage and food this is my hell. I would feel so guilty and horrible if someone tried to pay for everything and do everything, it doesn't have to be 50/50 but 100/0 would make me feel like a monster. Hilarious video tho!!
Aside from hearing the phrase "your right" 🤣 Really the best is when my husband listens to me and give me his full attention when I need it with no hint of boredom or dread. Keep up the awesome videos👏
This is almost my husband, I get lots of flowers for no reason and foot rubs, offers to make some meals for me. But... 1: He'd never drop his drinks to answer my call immediately. He'd call me back later if he's busy. 2: Never let me drive his truck. I'm too short and it's s too big for me to see over the wheel (also I'm spoiled and make him drive me around) 3: he'd hide his credit card from me, wisely. I can get carried away sometimes. And 4: He already has a stash of "time of the month" emergency snacks and heating pad. I get tucked in bed, he slips me some melatonin, and then proceeds to have the living room to himself to shout at stuff on the TV and get Doritos everywhere. The opening every door thing got me laughing though. He does the same "stop I'm getting the door for you". He gets a weird look on his face when I try to hold the door for him 😂
I get this entirely my man always feels weird when I drive his car he gets all nervous lol but I'll let him drive my car and he hates driving it to much technology he says for him lol
Please think about doing a short on going to the movie theater when Shazam Fury of the Gods or Super Mario movie comes out And an awesome idea for the Super Mario short would be not only you cosplaying as Mario, but get 2 other people to cosplay as Peach and Bowser. And have Bowser kidnap Peach by carrying her in his arms
I loved the fact of, while he was putting flower petals all over the bed, the song, "Thinking Out Loud" by Ed Sheeran played. I listened to that song earlier today! What a coincidence I hear it in this video too. One of my favorite songs
As a girl I must say the only way to get us is having manners (being gentleman) or a guy who plays thier games but when u call they turn off thier game and talk to u
Okay. So I used to have a boyfriend that would run to a door and open it for me, if it wasn’t for his hyper control freak mother I would still have him. Honestly, the side affects might have been worth the man….
O my gosh yaas wonderful.. But still I would say spilling the Starbucks coffee was a little too extra 😂😂. P.S This is absolutely the type of guy girls want..... which is impossible to find.
Any of those scenarios would have me questioning "what did he break?", "what does he want?", "where are my cats and are they okay?" before I took a step further.
I'm supposed to find manic a problem... errr, want to have fun with this dude. It's fine, kind of vicariously being cheering up by someone I'll never meet in RL. He's an entertainer, at least for the moment, and I appreciate him. Doesn't hurt that he's nice looking, not underwear model appearance, just MORE than handsome enough to cuddle with the lights on, AND an amazing sense of humor... Younguns, legal aged should be putting on a parade for you - YOU ARE ON FIRE! _old ref: _*_YOU ARE ABLAZING EVERYONE!_*_ in your general vicinity_
I don't. I don't want a clingy guy who does everything I want and ask. That's really creepy and unhealthy. While my husband does some of this, kinda, (like he gives me a massage in the morning, will take over when he can tell the baby is overwhelming me to let me just chill by myself, makes my coffee in the morning, and makes time for us to be together), he doesn't go overboard and still has his own thing going on, his own hobbies, his own time to himself to play games (which I take our daughter out of the house so he isn't bothered bc he works hard af), and doesn't rely on me to define who he is or make me his only source of happiness. 10 years and we're still in love. He's the perfect man, boyfriend, and husband 😊❤
It's a Stepford boyfriend lol... I'd wonder what universe I just woke up in, I think it would give me the creeps....a little too much togetherness and I don't do those films, I'd much prefer sarcasm and explosions or a really good old fashioned mystery. Lol
LADIES!
what are the things YOU like guys to do??
FELLAS! do YOU do any of these things??
I can live without most of these, but if the guy is actually really happy about doing this and not thinking he has to 24/7 I won't complain. As long as we both are happy
And wear guys tshirts too and just don’t be a dick
Awww their so adorable 🥰
Period was my fav. I would honestly melt at a guy who wants to listen to Taylor Swift with me. 💜 Massages, doing dishes, making dinner for each other, checks, and holding doors are things you should do for each other. Relationships, marriage, & dating are all about taking care of each other. 🤗
that he is not perfect TBH)
The hints of sarcasm through the whole video had me dying 😂
Sameee! Bro is taking all his rage out in this video
The fact that he automatically dropped FOUR cups of coffee on the floor just shows how dedicated he really is
It's true, I was sad he dropped such yummy drinks tho. 🥲 And I'm not even a coffee drinker.
Shows how unhinged he is
My dad always gives my mom flowers for no reason really 😂
You forgot to say, "I'll carry all your bags", from the going shopping part
My boyfriend does a lot of these things! I love Kurt's videos he is so bubbly. His videos always make me smile.
Aside from the massage and food this is my hell. I would feel so guilty and horrible if someone tried to pay for everything and do everything, it doesn't have to be 50/50 but 100/0 would make me feel like a monster. Hilarious video tho!!
SAME!!!
Aside from hearing the phrase "your right" 🤣 Really the best is when my husband listens to me and give me his full attention when I need it with no hint of boredom or dread.
Keep up the awesome videos👏
They always want “ a knight in shining armor”
But end up leaving you for the dragon🥲
@@Lonewolfalchemist HAHA
Always love your videos, they always bring me laughter!
This is almost my husband, I get lots of flowers for no reason and foot rubs, offers to make some meals for me. But...
1: He'd never drop his drinks to answer my call immediately. He'd call me back later if he's busy.
2: Never let me drive his truck. I'm too short and it's s too big for me to see over the wheel (also I'm spoiled and make him drive me around)
3: he'd hide his credit card from me, wisely. I can get carried away sometimes.
And 4: He already has a stash of "time of the month" emergency snacks and heating pad. I get tucked in bed, he slips me some melatonin, and then proceeds to have the living room to himself to shout at stuff on the TV and get Doritos everywhere.
The opening every door thing got me laughing though. He does the same "stop I'm getting the door for you". He gets a weird look on his face when I try to hold the door for him 😂
I get this entirely my man always feels weird when I drive his car he gets all nervous lol but I'll let him drive my car and he hates driving it to much technology he says for him lol
He sounds wonderful !
Haha Kurt pretty accurate! Although I'd much rather be playing video games with my future boyfriend😂
same
This video is spot on! 😂👏🏻good job Kurt 😅
RIP THAT COFEE
This video is so funny😂😂
Guys, take notes!!!! This vid is essentially a How-To guide for being the absolute _perfect_ boyfriend!!!
Just might change the title of the video to this 👏🏻😃
@@KurtTocci hello
@@KurtTocci Wooo!!! Never thought I'd start my day off with a heart from the man Kurt Tocci himself!!!!
And they still leave you for the guy that doesnt give them their way..🙄
That would get old quick. simp nation no thanks
Why is this reminding me of Chris Traeger from Parks and Rec? Especially when Ann was pregnant he was like doing EVERYTHING for her lol! 😂
Are you going to do a video (or at least a short for Saint Patrick's Day), like being pinched for not wearing green
This was overwhelming and smothering 😂
Please think about doing a short on going to the movie theater when Shazam Fury of the Gods or Super Mario movie comes out
And an awesome idea for the Super Mario short would be not only you cosplaying as Mario, but get 2 other people to cosplay as Peach and Bowser. And have Bowser kidnap Peach by carrying her in his arms
This is one of the most passive-aggressive videos I've ever watched, I love it! 😂
Your a true gentleman.
Error 404: guy like this not found 😆
I mean… I wouldn’t object to this 😂🤣
🥰:Wait, wait!
👹:I GOT IT
🤡:After you!
Lol this true we all want that guy
This is almost exactly what my wife wants me to do. All. The. Time. Smh lol
1:09 we need more of this in our society
“Your period started?”
*realizes I’m out of pads and have 4 days to go*
His neighbors: what’s going on outside-oh no it’s Kurt again 👁👄👁
Lol 😂.
Another awesome video.
U know that type of bf is slowly dying inside
Yep lol
Or turning gay. Lol
I can see the pain in his eyes 😂😂😂
I would love to see Emily’s reaction to this
Who's Emily?
Good video kurt keep it up!
I like how literally every word he says is sarcastic
I loved the fact of, while he was putting flower petals all over the bed, the song, "Thinking Out Loud" by Ed Sheeran played. I listened to that song earlier today! What a coincidence I hear it in this video too.
One of my favorite songs
the sarcasm!! 🤣🤣🤣
Me being single makes me yearn for this type of relationship! Also, Kurt is a Swiftie! Green Flag!
I love this. Especially the I got the check bit.
As a girl I must say the only way to get us is having manners (being gentleman) or a guy who plays thier games but when u call they turn off thier game and talk to u
Love your videos they always makes me smile keep up the good work
Okay. So I used to have a boyfriend that would run to a door and open it for me, if it wasn’t for his hyper control freak mother I would still have him. Honestly, the side affects might have been worth the man….
nope nope nope nope. freedom is more important hover-mother-in-law. Usually those get worse, not better.
Id only last a day like this
Love this so funny and so true x
I'm sending this to my husband! XD
The fighting for the check is honestly every time my Asian mom goes an gets food
these videos make me so happy
Lol reminds me of charles boyle
lol there was a friends episode where one of the Baldwins was that boyfriend and Phoebe kicked him to the curb
Pillows! I feel called out!
Chivalry is never dead 😂
Boys, start taking notes. Got a long way ahead of us!
True love cuddles while destroying each other on Xbox
Kurt this is an adorable video!! Man if my bf did that for me I would absolutely die and go to heaven!!
hey kurt can you do a video showing your movie collection
0:42 my favorite part
1:08 my favorite part
Lol I liked the ending in the second dp movie.....dp did something like that
Bro this is what makes u a simp 😂..
Anyways great video
YAY!!! ANOTHER VIDEO!!!
this rocks
Aww.... not even close, YOU GET THE TIP AND NO COMPLAINING-
This is my nightmare 😂
he sounded sarcastic
1:15 Hrrmf - there's no need for the attitude, Mister. It's couch for you tonight! 😒
For the next video you should do every Harry potter fan ever! By the way great content
Hi curt best youtuber forever
This isn't my idea of a "perfect" boyfriend, but it's nice concept. Great job on the video!
O my gosh yaas wonderful.. But still I would say spilling the Starbucks coffee was a little too extra 😂😂.
P.S This is absolutely the type of guy girls want..... which is impossible to find.
This was oddly arousing lol
At least, be Kurt. 😅❤
I will never be this girl again😅😂😅
The perfect boyfriend... more like literally not a single boyfriend on earth
Disclaimer: this is no real. (Hahahahahhahahahhahahhahhaahahhaha)
yes play her album and clean the house heck yes.
I love my life is me Brooks 💕💕
Yasss😂😂
I love ur videos and u are the guy every women wants
You didn’t buy her Chick-fil-A!
This is an NPC not a human XD
do every nicktoons person ever
Any of those scenarios would have me questioning "what did he break?", "what does he want?", "where are my cats and are they okay?" before I took a step further.
so true
Every simp 💀
lol kurt
yes it is I love Talyors new album i lessoned to it that many times too or more
I wish my bf was like that lol
I'm supposed to find manic a problem... errr, want to have fun with this dude. It's fine, kind of vicariously being cheering up by someone I'll never meet in RL.
He's an entertainer, at least for the moment, and I appreciate him. Doesn't hurt that he's nice looking, not underwear model appearance, just MORE than handsome enough to cuddle with the lights on, AND an amazing sense of humor...
Younguns, legal aged should be putting on a parade for you - YOU ARE ON FIRE! _old ref: _*_YOU ARE ABLAZING EVERYONE!_*_ in your general vicinity_
Sooo basically every girl wants is a golden retriever in human form?
Women do love dogs lol
@@KurtTocci ahem, but Kurt, some of us are cat girls. :3
@Hithat’s awesome! In a world of dog people, it's nice to find people with the same interests. :3
I don't. I don't want a clingy guy who does everything I want and ask. That's really creepy and unhealthy. While my husband does some of this, kinda, (like he gives me a massage in the morning, will take over when he can tell the baby is overwhelming me to let me just chill by myself, makes my coffee in the morning, and makes time for us to be together), he doesn't go overboard and still has his own thing going on, his own hobbies, his own time to himself to play games (which I take our daughter out of the house so he isn't bothered bc he works hard af), and doesn't rely on me to define who he is or make me his only source of happiness. 10 years and we're still in love. He's the perfect man, boyfriend, and husband 😊❤
Boys, I'm just going to say it - TAKE NOTES!!!
Anybody seen Austin and Lexi? This is literally Austin.
Nice job. Except the X Box scenario. That would be a flippin' nightmare.
This would drive me insane....er
It's a Stepford boyfriend lol... I'd wonder what universe I just woke up in, I think it would give me the creeps....a little too much togetherness and I don't do those films, I'd much prefer sarcasm and explosions or a really good old fashioned mystery. Lol
Nice teachers be like:
Somehow this would be a red flag
I need to take notes I’m still single so if I have girlfriend and do these thanks kurt
I'm a lesbian and even I'm swooning LOL
How did he know my favorite candy is sour patch?
This video is really beautiful
I wish to find a guy who could do some of these things for me
It would be an amazing experience 😍❤️