omfg the "watch out for a bunch of boneless women flopping through the streets" actually killed me. like, i had been playing a sarcastic hawke but thats the one where i was like OH MY GOD HAWKE NO (hawke yes!)
Summary of Sarcastic Hawke; Me: “Hawke No!” Sarcastic Hawke: “Hawke Yes!” seriously, I click the sarcastic option and it ends up being a lot more crazy and Ruthless than I intended. Like, what the heck Hawke?!That wasn’t what I just read in the dialogue options! 😂
@@VenhedisKaffas "Mage this, Templar that, does anybody else talk about anything else around here?" Literally Dragon Age 2 summed up in one sarcastic response...
I know this comment is 5 years old but no, it is not unanimous that sarcastic Hawke is the best. It's actually my least favorite personality. They're trying too hard to be funny and I can't take them seriously.The one exception is the convo with Ninette's husband, because I think that line works well with an aggressive Hawke.
@@Hello83433 My canon Hawke is a Diplomatic Mage. I make my Warrior Hawke an Aggressive Templar and my Lady Rogue Hawke sarcastic (because she romances Fenris, and someone in that relationship needs to have a sense of humor).
@@anthonymurano9040 that use to be my as well now I prefer diplomatic warrior, aggressive mage, humorous rogue I like the conversations bethany has with diplomatic/humorous Hawke and carver with aggressive hawke
The humor in DA2 is a huge part of the reason it's my favorite in the franchise. All sorts of shit is going down in Kirkwall, and Hawke is right at the center of it all just taking the piss.
MeMoTie I started a second character rather recently, and I keep on going between the diplomatic/nice/boring choice, and the complete bitch/rude choice. But sometimes I just can't help choosing sarcastic choices xD
+Emily2351 I played Sarcastic Hawke, then killed Bethany for tragic story's sake (I have problems) than made Hawke turn into a complete asshole afterwards.
In Inquisition, Hawke dabbled a few times in sarcasm, but he wasn't DRIPPING in it like he was in this game. I'm a little bummed out about that. I'm sure the developers had to make it flow as smoothly as possible with dialogue and the plot, and so didn't have a lot of holes to fill, but still. Sarcastic Hawke in Inquisition feels more like Sometimes-Witty-on-Occasions Hawke.
+Emnuzuse Alor I noticed that too. I thought one of two things, having played Snarky!Hawke myself. One was, since Varric is telling the story, Varric is making Hawke to be even wittier and funnier than Hawke actually is, exaggerating for the sake of a better story. Which makes sense to me, since it's damned hard for any person to be as perfect as DA2 Hawke is at having the perfect joke at the perfect time. The other option that made sense to me was Varric wasn't exaggerating, but the events of Kirkwall fundamentally changed Hawke as a person. Having gone through Anders' betrayal, the deaths of both Meredith and Orsino, the destruction of their adopted home and being (unwittingly) at the center of a war that's tearing all of Thedas apart would seem enough to change most anyone. The suggestion in DA2 is that Hawke sometimes snarks to hide their hurt; it seems possible to me Inquisition Hawke might no longer be interested or able in putting up that front after all they've gone through. Those are my personal ways of it making sense, and being able to explain it at least.
That kind of makes sense, but sarcastic male hawke in DAII is honestly sociopathic. He literally jokes about the death of the Viscount's son in front of the viscount while his corpse is still warm. I think they just bluntly tweaked his character for Inquisition to preserve the "champion" aspect of his character rather than the mercenary-do-gooder-by-coincidence part which he's more like in DAII. Sarcastic Hawke in Inquisition is more like a noble/sarcastic fusion.
The Pillsbury Plougher My Hawke was mostly sarcastic, but she'd never joke about someone's death in front of their loved one. That's one line she never crossed.
....What? No, after the viscounts sons dies, Hawke can say to the Viscount "At least it isn't getting worse, today at least, it is really late." or something along that line.
Sharp Revan My fav thing is when Aveline comments on it afterwards. Aveline: "'It's pretty late'? You ass." Hawke: "Might as well end as tense as it started."
"Hawke this, Hawke that, can't anybody solve their own problems around here?" "Mage this, Templar that, doesn't anybody talk about anything else?" Sarcastic Hawke is the BEST, but my head-canon is a Diplomatic Mage that tries to keep the peace but ultimately defends his brother and sister mages.
"Can just for one week i didnt see any Insane Blood mage in the streets???" "remedy that potion shop oh my... You such a priceless" "at least Father has companion right now" "Dont worry bethany I will not let any big templars get you" "Are you gonna kill people anyway ?? That wasnt funny at all"
I remember having trouble deciding on a mentality during my first playthrough. The "boneless women flopping through the streets" line is what did it for me. "Show some respect!" No, sir. I will not. Everything is a joke and I will laugh at it.
@@iGleep Yeah I think I did that with the line about the Viscount's son. Yikes, Hawke. I tend to pick the aggressive option (something about finding the bastard who did this) for this conversation though.
Sarcastic Hawke attacks the demon with the amazing final words "Why does it always have to be spiders?" So saving him or potentially killing him in a badass last battle, both are great outcomes.
Yourson Isold Who says he's dead if you send him in? My theory is on whoever you send bring the host body for the Nightmare Demon when it eventually breaks out ala Solas destroying the veil and letting loose the demons and spirits alike into the world
Every Hawke is great. Diplomatic one is a sweetheart you want to hug, Aggressive one is a big papa / mama for the group, and Humorous one is a paragon of snark charisma
Sarcastic Hawke really does have the best lines in the game. You're a good guy for the most part but a lot of the lines make you across as a lunatic or insane psychopath. It really's funny.
I find it hard to play either non snarky version of Hawke. Especially red Hawke though. But there are just too many good lines in snarky Hawke's dialogue to pass it up.
Ha ha ha, no need to kill people? Hawke knows of only one way to solve quests: kill everyone. Why, once he was asked to return a defective product, he ended up killing 12 people!
I love how you have/use both Bethany and 'Lil Hawke as your companions. I wish I could have that on the SeXbox version of the game. That would be awesome to use these mods on the SexualBox version of the game, but mods can't be used on consoles like the PS4/5 and SeXboxes. "HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW??" - Robert "Bob" Hardcore Holly
I think the male voice is better with sarcasm. The point of sarcasm is to be as dry and uncaring as possible and Fem Hawke just makes it obvious that she's being sarcastic and it comes of as kind of annoying. Male Hawke has more "I don't give a fuck" tone with his sarcasm.
I like both MHawke and FemHawke - but when it comes down to it FemHawke is way better for a sarcastic playthrough imo. Jo Wyatt delivered most of those lines so perfectly, i love it!
It was AWFUL in DAO, but honestly even on Nightmare difficulty in DA2 mages were unnoticable outside of a few high-profile boss fights. And for the most part in DAO i just ran a blood mage myself and would 1shot Curse mages with Mana Clash then cleanse off the curses.
Mages aren't a bother when you are Templar Dual Wielding Warior in DA:O And in DA2,well,you could just nuke them with grounding spells and let the two handed warior do the rest.
I never used any other option than humorous and sometimes the good one, exept when the Templars told me they capture a grey warden they thought i have a Connection to, NOONE does that to my Sister!
I find they work best in different personalities. Ladyhawke sounds positively bored when played diplomatic, and her silly responses make her sound very sarcastic. Malehawke as sily really sounds like he belives the crazy shit he says. Femhawke is best as aggressiv, imo. She comes off less douchey as malehawke.
@xaviagrade Yeah. That annoys the fuck out of me as well. I call the "Mass Effect Syndrome". Male ! Hawke is awesome. Female Hawke sounds like a snobbish British noblewoman.
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In dragon age 2 in most conversations you have 3 options, the harsh and "evil" one. The compassionate and "good" one. And the one you chose.
Humorous.
Some of us never did diplomat Hawke, and never will. I personally did humorous and aggressive depending on my world.
This Reminds Me Of Daniil In Pathologic 😂😂😂.
Being aggressive isn't evil on its own. Most people Hawke does business or exists with are hardened criminals and other bad types of people.
Sarcastic Hawk seems like a medieval Deadpool lol
Better writing
"Helping people and killing people are what I'm best at." ...Cole? Is that you?
😂
Cole: I don't remember the killing part, I forgot.
I always die of laugh when Bathany says:
"You're horrible! "
Like, Hawke is a sociopath how dont give a damn for nothing!
The other conversation she says "You such a wretch! " After help find birthright lol XD
My Hawke isn't, but if something can be a joke, most of the time, except for certain family exceptions, why can't it be?
omfg the "watch out for a bunch of boneless women flopping through the streets" actually killed me. like, i had been playing a sarcastic hawke but thats the one where i was like OH MY GOD HAWKE NO (hawke yes!)
"Show some respect!"
Summary of Sarcastic Hawke;
Me: “Hawke No!”
Sarcastic Hawke: “Hawke Yes!”
seriously, I click the sarcastic option and it ends up being a lot more crazy and Ruthless than I intended. Like, what the heck Hawke?!That wasn’t what I just read in the dialogue options! 😂
Chayenne Oosterveld sarcastic Hawke is savage
@ducky36F Sarcastic Hawke is chaotic neutral
@@VenhedisKaffas "Mage this, Templar that, does anybody else talk about anything else around here?" Literally Dragon Age 2 summed up in one sarcastic response...
I'm pretty sure everyone who played this game unanimously agrees that Sarcastic!Hawke is the best.
undeadempress I dont think everyone, I prefer diplomatic, and I disliked sarcastic
I know this comment is 5 years old but no, it is not unanimous that sarcastic Hawke is the best. It's actually my least favorite personality. They're trying too hard to be funny and I can't take them seriously.The one exception is the convo with Ninette's husband, because I think that line works well with an aggressive Hawke.
@@Hello83433 My canon Hawke is a Diplomatic Mage. I make my Warrior Hawke an Aggressive Templar and my Lady Rogue Hawke sarcastic (because she romances Fenris, and someone in that relationship needs to have a sense of humor).
its the only one that has personality
@@anthonymurano9040 that use to be my as well now I prefer diplomatic warrior, aggressive mage, humorous rogue I like the conversations bethany has with diplomatic/humorous Hawke and carver with aggressive hawke
The humor in DA2 is a huge part of the reason it's my favorite in the franchise. All sorts of shit is going down in Kirkwall, and Hawke is right at the center of it all just taking the piss.
I dont know how to play any Hawke but sarcastic Hawke, and I think thats okay.
i gave mine split personality. it was more fun than anything :D
MeMoTie I started a second character rather recently, and I keep on going between the diplomatic/nice/boring choice, and the complete bitch/rude choice. But sometimes I just can't help choosing sarcastic choices xD
*****
each one has its own perfect timing after all :) like in the docks when you threaten some bastard for the cargo you want.
Yeah, I just love to save everyone while annoying the crap out of them.
+Emily2351 I played Sarcastic Hawke, then killed Bethany for tragic story's sake (I have problems) than made Hawke turn into a complete asshole afterwards.
One of my favorite Sarcastic Hawke lines? "Let's be more specific. I won't do anything involving children or animals."
Says Hawke to Lunatic Mage
In Inquisition, Hawke dabbled a few times in sarcasm, but he wasn't DRIPPING in it like he was in this game. I'm a little bummed out about that. I'm sure the developers had to make it flow as smoothly as possible with dialogue and the plot, and so didn't have a lot of holes to fill, but still. Sarcastic Hawke in Inquisition feels more like Sometimes-Witty-on-Occasions Hawke.
+Emnuzuse Alor I noticed that too. I thought one of two things, having played Snarky!Hawke myself. One was, since Varric is telling the story, Varric is making Hawke to be even wittier and funnier than Hawke actually is, exaggerating for the sake of a better story. Which makes sense to me, since it's damned hard for any person to be as perfect as DA2 Hawke is at having the perfect joke at the perfect time. The other option that made sense to me was Varric wasn't exaggerating, but the events of Kirkwall fundamentally changed Hawke as a person. Having gone through Anders' betrayal, the deaths of both Meredith and Orsino, the destruction of their adopted home and being (unwittingly) at the center of a war that's tearing all of Thedas apart would seem enough to change most anyone. The suggestion in DA2 is that Hawke sometimes snarks to hide their hurt; it seems possible to me Inquisition Hawke might no longer be interested or able in putting up that front after all they've gone through. Those are my personal ways of it making sense, and being able to explain it at least.
I really like your latter explanation. It certainly makes a ton of sense. c:
That kind of makes sense, but sarcastic male hawke in DAII is honestly sociopathic. He literally jokes about the death of the Viscount's son in front of the viscount while his corpse is still warm. I think they just bluntly tweaked his character for Inquisition to preserve the "champion" aspect of his character rather than the mercenary-do-gooder-by-coincidence part which he's more like in DAII. Sarcastic Hawke in Inquisition is more like a noble/sarcastic fusion.
The Pillsbury Plougher My Hawke was mostly sarcastic, but she'd never joke about someone's death in front of their loved one. That's one line she never crossed.
if this is the afterlife, the chantry owes me an apology. This looks nothing like the maker's bosom.
lmao Hawke is a goddam sociopath when you go full sarcastic
If you guys think the boneless flopping women is horrible (still funny), wait till you see the one involving the viscounts son...
Are you talking about the arrow in the boob?
....What?
No, after the viscounts sons dies, Hawke can say to the Viscount "At least it isn't getting worse, today at least, it is really late." or something along that line.
Sharp Revan My fav thing is when Aveline comments on it afterwards.
Aveline: "'It's pretty late'? You ass."
Hawke: "Might as well end as tense as it started."
In the Night Terrors quest.
Marethari: I would like to speak to you in private.
Hawke: I'm not your type.
more like : you're not my type
🤣🤣🤣 I know right! Marethari wway TOO CLOSEE LOL
"Hawke this, Hawke that, can't anybody solve their own problems around here?"
"Mage this, Templar that, doesn't anybody talk about anything else?"
Sarcastic Hawke is the BEST, but my head-canon is a Diplomatic Mage that tries to keep the peace but ultimately defends his brother and sister mages.
"Can just for one week i didnt see any Insane Blood mage in the streets???"
"remedy that potion shop oh my... You such a priceless"
"at least Father has companion right now"
"Dont worry bethany I will not let any big templars get you"
"Are you gonna kill people anyway ?? That wasnt funny at all"
I'm actually imagining the boneless women just rolling around the market in Hightown and I'm dying.
I remember having trouble deciding on a mentality during my first playthrough. The "boneless women flopping through the streets" line is what did it for me.
"Show some respect!"
No, sir. I will not. Everything is a joke and I will laugh at it.
as much as I love that line I vividly remember reloading that conversation because I felt so guilty even though I was cackling
@@iGleep Yeah I think I did that with the line about the Viscount's son. Yikes, Hawke. I tend to pick the aggressive option (something about finding the bastard who did this) for this conversation though.
Hilarious hawke is the only reason I replay Da2. No matter how many times I do so, his hilarity still gets me.
I love Sarcastic!Hawke. I want to marry him/her.
bisexual?!
Tanner Sabourin omg.......................
HiPeRdUdElOlZ ... well... yes? What else? xD But yes, yes I am. :D
Tanner Sabourin CAPS LOVIN' IS AWESOME!
same, haha
I'm always sarcastic!Hawke X3 *giggles* boneless women!!
yeah that one cracked me up
If Hawke were like this in Inquisition, I probably wouldn't have thrown him at the demon.
You can make him like this in Inquisition.
Sarcastic Hawke attacks the demon with the amazing final words "Why does it always have to be spiders?"
So saving him or potentially killing him in a badass last battle, both are great outcomes.
Yourson Isold Who says he's dead if you send him in? My theory is on whoever you send bring the host body for the Nightmare Demon when it eventually breaks out ala Solas destroying the veil and letting loose the demons and spirits alike into the world
@@scottjones3297 Harrowing is dreaming, but that time they were physically entering the fade
It's amazing how big of a difference it can bring to the mood with having different personalities in DA2.
"Show some respect."
"What kind of sorcery is that?"
01:35 Is that both Carver and Bethany?
0:09 Inquisitor is that you?
Every Hawke is great. Diplomatic one is a sweetheart you want to hug, Aggressive one is a big papa / mama for the group, and Humorous one is a paragon of snark charisma
Sarcastic Hawke really does have the best lines in the game. You're a good guy for the most part but a lot of the lines make you across as a lunatic or insane psychopath. It really's funny.
One of the best lines in the game! It gave me a turn the first time I heard it because I was trying to "break the news gently."
The way Fenris looks at him every time 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed at the last one. So very hard.
I had a little malfunction when I saw both Bethany and Carver at same time
I find it hard to play either non snarky version of Hawke. Especially red Hawke though. But there are just too many good lines in snarky Hawke's dialogue to pass it up.
full red hawke is ruthless, full purple hawke is a straight up sociopath
THE LAST ONE!! I AM FUCKING DEAD!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I'M CRYING AND I CAN'T BREATHE EVER
Ha ha ha, no need to kill people? Hawke knows of only one way to solve quests: kill everyone.
Why, once he was asked to return a defective product, he ended up killing 12 people!
Hawke needs a trollface preset.
Gold.
That's all.
This video is gold.
Snarky Hawke is what makes me love DA2 so much.
I love how you have/use both Bethany and 'Lil Hawke as your companions. I wish I could have that on the SeXbox version of the game. That would be awesome to use these mods on the SexualBox version of the game, but mods can't be used on consoles like the PS4/5 and SeXboxes.
"HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW??" - Robert "Bob" Hardcore Holly
Ahh good ol Bioware humor, fine memories...
0:21 You have to admit, she walked straight into that one! xD
....I think I'm in love. *lights a cigarette and blows hearts*
I always start out sarcastic but the six years harden her into a resentful, direct bitch who no longer has time to waste....with a heart of gold. :D
"Boneless women flopping through the streets." Oh my god haha
Fo sho! Male Hawke is perfect for all 3 styles, and super suave and badass no matter what. His comedic delivery here is impeccable.
As hawke is soo funny to make Beth unconfortable.
But NOBODY touch Bethany and lives!
0:38 Now you are starting to sound like Zevran...
boneless women flopping around? hah! that was funny XD
I feel like I shouldn't find the last bit funny, lol but it just cracks me up
I think the male voice is better with sarcasm. The point of sarcasm is to be as dry and uncaring as possible and Fem Hawke just makes it obvious that she's being sarcastic and it comes of as kind of annoying. Male Hawke has more "I don't give a fuck" tone with his sarcasm.
Woah, what the hell, your entire party has the best armor/clothes!!
Fenris chillin in the back being the god that he is 😌
They're both good voices.
You can tell this guy is a fan of Deadpool!
now that i think of it... i dont think i have ever seen an elven templar!
for me sarcastic rogue Hawk is the true canon.
@ninethreefivesix
It IS, isn't it? I adore male Hawke's voice. Both the male and female protagonist of DA2 have fantastic voice actors.
I like both MHawke and FemHawke - but when it comes down to it FemHawke is way better for a sarcastic playthrough imo. Jo Wyatt delivered most of those lines so perfectly, i love it!
he says to the man in themage robes with the magic staff
lol "helping" people certainly is fun when you are sarcastic X3
I know! I smell shenanigans....or an amazing mod or 2
I hate being sarcastic and it just falls flat because the NPC is all "duh". That's why Isabela, Varric, and Sebastian are my buds. :D
I hope this will be hawkes new look on da3
Gods, the whole 'boneless women floopy through the streets' line just cracks me up XD so funny.......and sort of something i'd like to see
Personally I ran templar in both games. Why? Because fuck entropy mages and their fucking misdirection hexes, and curses of mortality.
It was AWFUL in DAO, but honestly even on Nightmare difficulty in DA2 mages were unnoticable outside of a few high-profile boss fights.
And for the most part in DAO i just ran a blood mage myself and would 1shot Curse mages with Mana Clash then cleanse off the curses.
I could not agree more, fucking misdirection hex.
DeathDealer1997 Fucking mage.
Mages aren't a bother when you are Templar Dual Wielding Warior in DA:O
And in DA2,well,you could just nuke them with grounding spells and let the two handed warior do the rest.
Bloody people in skirts!
I like both :)
I never used any other option than humorous and sometimes the good one, exept when the Templars told me they capture a grey warden they thought i have a Connection to, NOONE does that to my Sister!
I hate the sarcastic choices. I think they're even more evil than the aggressive/direct ones.
That's why I love them
XD ... XDDDD *rofl* I haven't ever chosen that first choice. She was absolutely flabergasted.
Sarcastic, inappropriate, or humorous? You decide lol
I find they work best in different personalities. Ladyhawke sounds positively bored when played diplomatic, and her silly responses make her sound very sarcastic. Malehawke as sily really sounds like he belives the crazy shit he says.
Femhawke is best as aggressiv, imo. She comes off less douchey as malehawke.
agree his voice is sexy as hell and it doesn't matter what he says, as long as he says something i'm happy ^^
Shit this Hawke looks good! Is there like a code you can send over or something to make my Hawke look that way? LOL.
Mods.
What is the mod for clothing you're using? I love Fenris' clothes, but I can't find anywhere. What are you using?
No, Fenris's voice does.
@xaviagrade Not me! I love male Hawke's voice. It's so delicious.
well u have brohawke, i think chickhawke is really cute, like suductive
I was the sarcastic one
OUCH o.o
what armor is that? It's badass.
@xaviagrade Yeah. That annoys the fuck out of me as well. I call the "Mass Effect Syndrome". Male ! Hawke is awesome. Female Hawke sounds like a snobbish British noblewoman.
where did you got these clothes?
Hahahaha first time i do it with femhawke this makes me laugh so hard😂😂😂
Caver and beathany hmmmm your healing skill must be OVER 9000
You have Bethany *and* Carver? HOW? WHAT MOD IS THIS?
eyy, whats that dope armor called?!!!!!
what kind of armor is hawk wearing?
what is the armour mod and weapon mod, can someone tell me?
I do prefer sarcastic fem hawke but this guy isnt bad either.
what weapons are that?
you should pay someone else like me i like being paid
DA3 i hope hawke gets rid of that damn beard
How did u keep brother and the sister at the same time
How are there clothes black?
Bethany and Carver? Together?
Meh....how you get Bethany and Carver alive? 0.0
How is it both siblings alive and well? Explain
@Ethan Schultz and how it changes the plot? Any mod link?
I've only seen one female Templar! >3> I smell something fishy...
boneless women
I think FHawke has the sexiest voice I have ever heard.
boneless women flopping through the streets lol