Mountain Bike Madness! Fails of The Week

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  • @colomboharrison
    @colomboharrison Před rokem +468

    We finally have proof that someone was harmed... one person claims to have broken a finger

    • @kindlingpoint
      @kindlingpoint Před rokem +43

      Everyone in the very first clip has brain damage also

    • @googie0815
      @googie0815 Před rokem +17

      He claims so. But he's certainly not a doctor and he hasn't x-rayed the finger yet either. So, no one was harmed ;)

    • @alejandroperez5368
      @alejandroperez5368 Před rokem +16

      No, the person wasn't hurt. It was the finger. Proof rejected.

    • @lionking-ig5yi
      @lionking-ig5yi Před rokem +4

      We'll take this to court sir, thank u!

    • @c0rruptedmind1313
      @c0rruptedmind1313 Před rokem

      @@kindlingpoint the first or third clip, it looks like the person got hurt in the third clip

  • @MegaZeo
    @MegaZeo Před rokem +35

    Good lord, the woman at 5:40 freaking out over the ferret needs to CHILL. 😂

    • @showpavelraevsky4971
      @showpavelraevsky4971 Před rokem

      Отдай миру всё лучшее, что есть в тебе и к тебе вернется всё лучшее, что есть в мире❗

    • @GHOST-cs5gz
      @GHOST-cs5gz Před rokem

      right lol

  • @papabilby8855
    @papabilby8855 Před rokem +235

    “Matthew, I didn’t blend my contour. You didn’t tell me” 😂 No man watching this could tell and neither could Matthew. 🤣

    • @DeltaEchoGolf
      @DeltaEchoGolf Před rokem +2

      I think the little girl walking into the glass did more to "blend her contour"!

    • @irampotter
      @irampotter Před rokem +7

      He probably thought she wasn't too good with makeup but she's hot so who cares.

    • @seafood459
      @seafood459 Před rokem +15

      I had to watch it several times to figure out what was wrong with her makeup 🤦‍♂️

    • @Theyralltakenfu
      @Theyralltakenfu Před rokem +8

      Next was, " What's a contour"?

    • @fancybobbybob
      @fancybobbybob Před rokem +4

      You can do better Matthew.

  • @Youtubegroomskids
    @Youtubegroomskids Před rokem +19

    4:20 no animals harmed..didnt see no dog come back

  • @wendellswendell2001
    @wendellswendell2001 Před rokem +39

    That guy stopping the truck, just to have the diver hit a different truck. Muhahahah

    • @Gamer433
      @Gamer433 Před rokem +4

      Nah, I dont think, there was a diver involved. At least, I didnt see any water.

    • @Theyralltakenfu
      @Theyralltakenfu Před rokem +3

      It was a woman that stopped the truck.

  • @bibasik7
    @bibasik7 Před rokem +282

    4:47 That's the first time anyone successfully stopped a rolling truck on FailArmy!

    • @vomm
      @vomm Před rokem +15

      I will never stop wondering why so many people think their lives and health are worth less than the paint on other people's cars.

    • @genybr
      @genybr Před rokem +1

      But this truck bared an accident mark on self.

    • @Xphinity
      @Xphinity Před rokem +12

      @@vomm I think it's more of a challenge for us Men haha Funny that the dude then took the save and backed it into another truck

    • @ScorpionZam
      @ScorpionZam Před rokem +2

      It was his life on the line that time, or at least a crushed pelvis

    • @genybr
      @genybr Před rokem +1

      @@vomm because new car priced as 50+ month wages.

  • @peachstate08
    @peachstate08 Před rokem +13

    4.25 "no animals were harmed" Yeh right!!

  • @thesmugly1609
    @thesmugly1609 Před rokem +8

    That lizard running into the office was like, "why you guys don't answer my calls"

  • @monica23689
    @monica23689 Před rokem +4

    Whoever listens to this, may your heart heal from stress and complete it peacefully.

    • @showpavelraevsky4971
      @showpavelraevsky4971 Před rokem

      Отдай миру всё лучшее, что есть в тебе и к тебе вернется всё лучшее, что есть в мире❗

  • @justkelvin4984
    @justkelvin4984 Před rokem +9

    1:02 the sound his face makes😂

  • @stephan6372
    @stephan6372 Před rokem +5

    The guy that stopped the lorry... Amazing.

  • @jbwarner8626
    @jbwarner8626 Před rokem +16

    3:36 That's a great defensive rebuttal: "It's not on fire, _you're_ on fire!"

  • @hotmessmomvlogs
    @hotmessmomvlogs Před rokem +97

    I'm pretty sure the little girl at 2:37 committed a felony with that amount of eggs being destroyed 😂

    • @dendenp9
      @dendenp9 Před rokem +18

      At least we know why there is a shortage of eggs

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 Před rokem +15

      At today's prices that is about a millon dollars worth of eggs so, yes, it would be a felony.

    • @DeltaEchoGolf
      @DeltaEchoGolf Před rokem +4

      @@MrYfrank14 Grand larceny!

    • @chuckdraper7776
      @chuckdraper7776 Před rokem +5

      She bankrupted her family.

    • @timoreilly795
      @timoreilly795 Před rokem +5

      Grand Theft Ovo

  • @azumangaX
    @azumangaX Před rokem +34

    The snake that threw that dude down the hill must be Chuck Norris's pet 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep Před rokem +24

    The guy at 5:32 was perfect. pulled a good 360 but the snow being too soft is an understatement, and that double-take looking around like "What happened?" was brilliant.

  • @1coppertop
    @1coppertop Před rokem +34

    Wow that was one strong determined mama that stopped that truck. She rocks

  • @Hcrlnd
    @Hcrlnd Před rokem +11

    1:01 - best one 🤣

    • @Jrockilla137
      @Jrockilla137 Před rokem

      mfs were harmed lol

    • @kmurphy0620
      @kmurphy0620 Před rokem +3

      I wouldn't be surprised if he messed up his jaw. That's crazy how much that had to hurt.

  • @robpatterson3133
    @robpatterson3133 Před rokem +3

    🤣 that pilot is a legend 😂

  • @richardthomas1743
    @richardthomas1743 Před rokem +9

    0:51 , the 4 wheeler gave birth !

  • @scottmcshannon6821
    @scottmcshannon6821 Před rokem +18

    i was impressed by the lizard hero, when the 250 pound guy saved the 100 pound by shoving her face first at the lizard so he could escape from the 10 pound lizard. SUCH BRAVERY!!!!!!

  • @blakegriffin4730
    @blakegriffin4730 Před rokem +14

    Women are strong as hell... until someone's pet ferret is in the room.

  • @lesliechapa7463
    @lesliechapa7463 Před rokem +4

    5:29 They always trip at the finish line... it's great!

  • @Chubacca838
    @Chubacca838 Před rokem +7

    2:40 baby bathing in $1 million dollars worth of eggs.

  • @Derek_Wyld
    @Derek_Wyld Před rokem +2

    6:15 what type of cute dog is that naughty doggo?

  • @LateralTwitlerLT
    @LateralTwitlerLT Před rokem +3

    0:25 Mountain bikes sure doesn't look like they used to anymore

  • @aaronbrown5252
    @aaronbrown5252 Před rokem +15

    That's like $2,000 worth of broken eggs on the floor.

    • @animalsshouldlive
      @animalsshouldlive Před rokem

      what country do you live if eggs are so expensive, in my country one egg is like 1.5$ for 10 of them

    • @auqustfire
      @auqustfire Před rokem +1

      Eggs are very expensive in the US right, so it's become a bit of a meme. A dozen is like $7-$9 USD where I am.

  • @mrbikeman
    @mrbikeman Před rokem +29

    6:34 I feel for Matthew...

    • @Tobichiii
      @Tobichiii Před rokem +1

      Was just about to write that. The poor guy

    • @hawaiianshirts4715
      @hawaiianshirts4715 Před rokem +3

      He probably didn't notice. I know I didn't. And now he's in trouble for her minor, mostly unnoticeable make-up mistake?

    • @LednacekZ
      @LednacekZ Před rokem +8

      @@hawaiianshirts4715 no he is in trouble for not being attentive enough, embarrassing her in public, being a horrible human being and several other transgressions she is going to bring up until he dumps her.

    • @chrisx7090
      @chrisx7090 Před rokem

      Yeeeah, I wouldn't of noticed either. Unless it was the right lighting and been like "Umm, baby, though I could personally care less...... did you know your nose and cheeks are 2 different shades?"

  • @Kragatar
    @Kragatar Před rokem +6

    1:52 There's nothing funnier than the out-of-control-off-balance run.

    • @kmurphy0620
      @kmurphy0620 Před rokem

      Absolutely, wtf is that top comment about people feeling bad for him?

  • @mrbushi1062
    @mrbushi1062 Před rokem +205

    BUT where did the dog go once the fireworks went off???? Shame on the people not chasing after the dog I saw no one going to check on the doggo.

    • @aika5770
      @aika5770 Před rokem +15

      looks like they wanted that to happen

    • @vomm
      @vomm Před rokem +22

      Yes they could have sent the child into the exploding fireworks for a look up

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 Před rokem +27

      The dog flew 100 feet into the air and expoded .

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 Před rokem +16

      If you look to the right of the car you will see the dog running away.

    • @danielhubley3335
      @danielhubley3335 Před rokem +16

      No fr that was highkey animal abuse but none of my business ☕️🐸

  • @hirakchandrasen9367
    @hirakchandrasen9367 Před rokem +6

    4:14 WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT DOG 🥺

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998

    I dont think going faster helped that first clip/truck at all. He's stuck. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @2Fast4Mellow
    @2Fast4Mellow Před rokem +7

    I know what happened with the cake. She read in a recipe that the oven should be set to a certain temperature, but probably didn't convert from Celsius to Fahrenheit.
    (200F ~ 92C). Same thing happened to me when I moved from Europe to the US...

  • @danbaranowski
    @danbaranowski Před rokem +2

    Long live FailArmy. This site NEVER fails to make me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheBennedy85
    @TheBennedy85 Před rokem +8

    6:36 Everything EVERYTHING is the guys fault lol!

  • @BitSmythe
    @BitSmythe Před rokem +7

    6:55 That TAHDIG (Persian crispy rice) looks absolutely perfect!

    • @xacbertdebarbeira_
      @xacbertdebarbeira_ Před rokem +2

      I was gonna say the same, that's an absolute WIN! (Maybe a teeeeeny tiny bit too dark in the center for some, but I know I wouldn't mind the least...)

    • @iremcinemre6267
      @iremcinemre6267 Před rokem +1

      I was gonna say the same. That looks gorgeous, it's not a fail

  • @kammonb7298
    @kammonb7298 Před rokem +1

    The woman just casually feeding the fire with a towel got me LOL... cavemen knew how fire worked like common people lmao

  • @button4boy
    @button4boy Před rokem +2

    I am baffled by the sheer idiocy of the family lighting those fireworks when their dog is running around loose, and then proceeding to laugh while it has it in its mouth as they explode and shoot out.

    • @richardkey4289
      @richardkey4289 Před rokem

      Animal.abuse
      Malicious Negligence .ya can't cure stupid

  • @bergman7
    @bergman7 Před rokem

    I got an Outback Steakhouse ad after this. Genius.

  • @NesrocksGamingVideos
    @NesrocksGamingVideos Před rokem +4

    6:34 in Matthew's defense I didn't notice either

  • @bibasik7
    @bibasik7 Před rokem +23

    2:37 belongs in an "expensive fails" video!

    • @kojowiredu
      @kojowiredu Před rokem +5

      You mean "eggspensive" fails?😂

    • @vomm
      @vomm Před rokem

      in those countries an egg costs about $ 0,000001 so how is this expansive

  • @billymacktexasdetective5827

    2:43 That kid wasted $1148.00 worth of eggs...
    FJB

  • @yeetboiwhatyesplease2095

    7:29 bro you made a pinecone good job.

  • @andyd3447
    @andyd3447 Před rokem +3

    Guy falls on a rail and cracks his head open.
    His Friend: Are you okay?

  • @danielschuett
    @danielschuett Před rokem +4

    4:31 becomes funnier if you imagine them as B.A. (waking up too early) and Murdock.

    • @dnwiebe
      @dnwiebe Před rokem +1

      I'm a pilot, and I would never, ever, ever dream of doing something like that to somebody; but it was hilarious.

  • @avicennaaqala7211
    @avicennaaqala7211 Před rokem +11

    1:07 I don't think the guy in the car that was crushed by a truck will survive.

    • @alejandroperez5368
      @alejandroperez5368 Před rokem +4

      That car didn't completely stop. It wouldn't surprise me if the person was injure-free.

    • @vomm
      @vomm Před rokem +13

      Whatever, that's what the driver gets for overtaking on ice like that. Good thing he hit a truck and not a family car.

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 Před rokem

      He should be fine.
      The front of the car took the impact. Should have avoided the driver seat.
      He will need a new pair of underwear and a new front seat, but he should be fine.

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 Před rokem +2

      It wouldn’t surprise me if the driver was fine - modern cards are miraculous with safety for those in them. Plus he was spinning and didn’t hit straight on, so lots of energy went into the spin, and the impact was on the passenger side. But regardless… still terrifying, not at all funny

    • @Theyralltakenfu
      @Theyralltakenfu Před rokem +1

      I'm willing to bet whoever it was, was ok. If their were a passenger, maybe not so well. The driver side looked pretty good.

  • @wildlyunrulyadventures3942

    Excellent compilation! I was laughing the entire video.😂🤣😂 Thanks for putting these together for us to enjoy. This one was really great. Happy Friday!

  • @robertmorris8997
    @robertmorris8997 Před rokem +2

    It's on fire! Call the fire department!
    That's not on fire, that's flambe'.
    Then call the flambe' department!

  • @jasonwisniewski6880
    @jasonwisniewski6880 Před rokem +1

    2:37 That child just bankrupt the entire family.

  • @donniev8181
    @donniev8181 Před rokem +2

    Don't know why but "I've fractured me fuckin' finger" made me laugh. That's the thing about breaking bones, you know it immediately!

  • @IainInLondon
    @IainInLondon Před rokem +1

    1:46 a snake that knows Judo...amazing.

  • @HopsAndLead
    @HopsAndLead Před rokem +3

    2:37 There goes $3,285 in eggs by todays market.

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998

    "This is suppose to be a cookie." Had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @Sebastian_Ch.
    @Sebastian_Ch. Před rokem +3

    1:09 Fast & Furious - Russia drift

  • @superjboy16
    @superjboy16 Před rokem +2

    3:04 I like how that person didn't give a damn

    • @vomm
      @vomm Před rokem

      It's just snow

  • @spaaarky21
    @spaaarky21 Před rokem +8

    The rice at 6:55 is not a fail. Maybe a touch darker than you might want but that crispy crust is called tahdig and it's delicious.

  • @Amprobiuss
    @Amprobiuss Před rokem +2

    6:57 thats a win in some cultures...

  • @erickohncke2051
    @erickohncke2051 Před rokem +3

    This time, everyone was harmed! Guy in the Lada severly I would guess.

  • @ssbbp
    @ssbbp Před rokem

    2:37 that baby is skinny dipping in gold

  • @SirPreyas
    @SirPreyas Před rokem +1

    1:42-1:57
    Holy moly, that snake must be a Judo master!

  • @KARIS1961
    @KARIS1961 Před rokem

    I missed everything after the dog and the fireworks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Make 🤣 It 🤣 Stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @colomboharrison
    @colomboharrison Před rokem +5

    2:20 🤣

  • @ProfSir1
    @ProfSir1 Před rokem +1

    I think this might be my favorite failarmy vid yet.

  • @timewellspent9216
    @timewellspent9216 Před rokem +1

    'No animals were harmed' - Fido never seen again...

  • @justinkoenig1706
    @justinkoenig1706 Před rokem +2

    6:57 -- I could be wrong but that looks like pretty decent Persian tahdig.

  • @MegaForrestgump
    @MegaForrestgump Před rokem +3

    3:57 DAMN SQUIRRELS!!!!

  • @funnyinfinite
    @funnyinfinite Před rokem +1

    OMG! This had me in stitches 🤣🤣

  • @petercarmeci8317
    @petercarmeci8317 Před rokem +11

    Other people’s pain is a source of laughter.

  • @jeffw.9358
    @jeffw.9358 Před rokem

    That poor lizard was much more scared😁🤣

  • @user-ps1sg2tp4k
    @user-ps1sg2tp4k Před rokem +5

    I like this channel, most of all I like to watch people interstitially doing game on themselves. Good luck to you in promoting your content.

  • @shockre1119
    @shockre1119 Před rokem

    "Mountain Bike Madness" 2 mountain bikes in whole video 👌

  • @brucewayne5312
    @brucewayne5312 Před rokem +40

    I feel bad for laughing so hard at how the guy at 1:56 and the kid at 2:40 wasted about $200

    • @genybr
      @genybr Před rokem

      It depends. I checked my local prices - its $20 or $50 at top for same~ish amount

    • @IAmTheDawn
      @IAmTheDawn Před rokem +2

      Don't feel bad for pudgy - I'm sure he went home, sat down in his oversized la-z-boy and began contemplating how he'd tell his grandchildren about the time he squared off with a venomous snake and saved the day. He's content with his life, he doesn't need your pity. Laugh at his as much as you can - he's American and it comes with the territory.

  • @flibber123
    @flibber123 Před rokem +2

    What usually catches my attention in dashcam videos is how the out of control car will be fine unless it hits the ONE thing that could destroy it...and that's the one thing it hits.

  • @lukasnazare1693
    @lukasnazare1693 Před rokem +1

    05:50 Well done boyyyy !!!We all enjoyed. Hope you see this!!!

  • @travispertson2325
    @travispertson2325 Před rokem +1

    This was supposed to be a cookie 🍪
    LOLOL 🤣😂🤣

  • @rakuengrowlithe4654
    @rakuengrowlithe4654 Před rokem +8

    Odd reaction to seeing an adorable ferret.

  • @muchwankagurl01
    @muchwankagurl01 Před rokem +2

    *The man pushing the bricks over couldn't have done something like that without holding the kid.*

  • @officialdadbrand
    @officialdadbrand Před rokem

    Snow fails are the best.

  • @derekp7815
    @derekp7815 Před rokem

    DUDE!! Like, is that little dog with the fireworks OK? Anyone?

  • @VCT12977
    @VCT12977 Před rokem +4

    1:10 Car goes from 1 intact vehicle to hundreds of pieces within seconds!

  • @perkypokey
    @perkypokey Před rokem +1

    I've never seen anyone fall UP the stairs before. 🤣

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 Před rokem +1

    The first one is the biggest mountain bike I have ever seen!

  • @user-zb2cp9cu6k
    @user-zb2cp9cu6k Před 6 měsíci

    5:28 she's freaking out! 😂

  • @lindamarvariedades9969
    @lindamarvariedades9969 Před rokem +4

    muito bom esses videos dei muitas risadas

  • @thegrinch8161
    @thegrinch8161 Před rokem +2

    My ex used to say that she couldn’t cook and that when she did she did it while looking at recipes, but I can truthfully say that her cooking was on a par with the hairy bikers cook show and I never tired of saying to her that how did chefs the world over learn to be as good as they thought they were, p s, my favourite was after driving all day and then driving to Macclesfield I loved her chilli

  • @bgiprocessingfactory
    @bgiprocessingfactory Před rokem +1

    My stomach hurts from laughing so much!

  • @csaba5415
    @csaba5415 Před rokem +7

    Yeah, hitting the one and only person competent to fly an airplane is a great idea.

  • @CloneBiker
    @CloneBiker Před rokem +1

    4:48 thought he was dumb til it stopped. Okay superman damn

  • @revtech2917
    @revtech2917 Před rokem

    Be careful! That snake knows the Muay Thai Art Of Redirecting!

  • @dnoloc
    @dnoloc Před rokem +1

    1:03 Are you ok. Yes, I just eat a concrete sandwich 😂😂😂

    • @kmurphy0620
      @kmurphy0620 Před rokem +1

      It was a metal bench, but also hard to eat.

  • @epaljr
    @epaljr Před rokem +1

    I'd like to think that the snowy ones took place in canada

  • @Sebastian_Ch.
    @Sebastian_Ch. Před rokem +1

    4:47 SUPERMAN - only without the cape

  • @dna8925
    @dna8925 Před rokem +1

    1:50 badass Judo in a street fight

  • @TheDarkSide46
    @TheDarkSide46 Před rokem

    mountain bike madness .... everything bar mountain bikes lol

  • @Lindrios
    @Lindrios Před rokem +59

    "Mountain Bike Madness"
    *proceeds to start video with a Jeep in a mud pit*
    the committement to zero effort is impressive

    • @DaSaster
      @DaSaster Před rokem +12

      Failarmy seems given up with the names, they wont make any sense nowdays :D

    • @MetalStraitUpYourAss
      @MetalStraitUpYourAss Před rokem +8

      I think I saw one mountain bike in the entire video

    • @Ysckemia
      @Ysckemia Před rokem +4

      @@MetalStraitUpYourAss at least there were mountains XD

    • @JP-fo5kn
      @JP-fo5kn Před rokem +4

      2 minutes in before we see a mtb 🤦‍♂️

    • @scottmcshannon6821
      @scottmcshannon6821 Před rokem +4

      there was ONE mountain bike scene, it actually the one from the title pic. i dont know how many videos ive watched on youtube where the title pic never shows.

  • @Paul-xj8ln
    @Paul-xj8ln Před rokem

    2:39 that child is playing in 19 million dollars worth of merchandise.

  • @thefluffyferret
    @thefluffyferret Před rokem +2

    The guy in the first clip is driving like he's voting, obviously.

    • @ckliffames1
      @ckliffames1 Před rokem

      That flag was the biggest fail of that clip LOL

  • @KFTx98
    @KFTx98 Před rokem +1

    0:20 looked so painful

  • @dniwu3878
    @dniwu3878 Před 8 měsíci

    6:22 thomas :that nice we don't need to stop
    driver:yes we do!
    n:but it was too late.

  • @dumb_nauka
    @dumb_nauka Před rokem

    1:07 "No one harmed, only slav"

  • @omaropqhe368
    @omaropqhe368 Před rokem +2

    I love your videos💯 so funny 🤣🤣👍🏻