One dude I worked with we called him Louie. He was a union electrician now he's retired. A couple people followed him home for what reason I don't remember. But they said as soon as he pulled in the driveway his wife came out of the house and handed him a beer. Louie said his wife does that every day after he gets off from work, there's always a hot dinner. I wouldn't believe it if several people hadn't told me. Louie said the wife hasn't had a job since they got married and she gets to do whatever she wants all day while he's at work. In return she treats him very well. They are both extremely happy.
Yea either to good to be true or she is crazy AF just saying. My wife is crazy I know. Somedays beer is handed to me and so times thrown at me hahaha. Depends on time of the month!
My husband worked nights before retirement. He woke up to a meal, bath water run. Got out to clothes laid in bed, everything already in pockets. If it was a cold night I usually had the truck running and warmed up. Hit and I had a/c running. Had his snacks packed. While he was asleep I’d make sure he had plenty of gas, put new tires in when needed and oil change. He didn’t need to do anything else to truck. All he had to do around the house was take trash out and bush hog the few acres around the house once in a while. Married 42 years now.
They don't make em like you anymore granny....plus these days it takes 2 Hella incomes to barely scrape by. That's how my grandparents lived. Would love to go back. Doesn't seem even remotely possible.
@@willieearles3151 Yessir. I spent a few months building some cell towers up there in northern Arkansas last year and aside from all the tics it was one of my favorite places I've ever worked! Lived in Middle TN and NE panhandle of WV for a year each and those were my favorite places ever to live. I hail from SE TX.
This is the kind of marriage we have. He does a little more than that, but I do 99.9% around the house. He's working a very physically demanding job and has a long commute. If he wasn't up at the butt crack of dawn I'd definitely start his car for him.
My wife cooks, cleans, does laundry and asks me what beer she should pick up for me almost every day. Today she cleaned out my work truck because I had to put in 80 hours last week. She even organized my tools. She is a keeper 👍🏻
My wife told me to grab something downstairs and I took a detour to the bathroom and forgot what she asked. I've been in here for 30min now hoping she just forgets too. Update- she did not forget.
Scared rightfully so. As you've given her, and through her the state, more power than anyone could've ever had over you. Marriage is a scam people learn from past generations.
I argue with mine every chance I get :) because it's followed by some greeeeeaaaaattt make up sex. We're still young so just let me enjoy it while I can.
But what if....and hear me out.....yall are talking and she says something that's just wrong (in the not true kinda way) Do you correct her? Or let her think she's right about everything? I need answers
And my friends and family are still confused as to why I'm still single!?!? I'm like,... I've been paying attention, you all sound miserable, why the hell would I do that?
My parents have been happily married for over 40 years. Even they tell me not to do it. They know a good marriage is the exception, not the norm. Meanwhile, the married (hell, even just cohabitating) couples around me seem either disinterested in one another or deeply unhappy. I've had a fair bit of them tell me they're only together for the kids, the money, or even sadder, because they're afraid of being alone. Most of them have been divorced and remarried more than once. I did my time with 13 years in a dumpster fire of a relationship. Thankfully, I didn't marry him or have kids with him. I'm not looking to get back on that horse, either. I'm happier single.
Check out a channel like Taylor the fiend. Ppl telling you to get married and ignore the bad remind me of one of ben shapiros shows where he said marriage is like a cult where they try to get you in. Later I heard someone say the same thing about being single and its reminds me of the single female friend in a group that will encourage their friends to leave the people they're with. And both of those reminds me of the movie the guardian where they explain that a drowning person will drag others with them to try and save themselves (or not be alone at the end).
Lmfao sooo much truth to these vids part 1 was great Pt 2 really really hit home for me! My wife is 5ft3 and 100-110lbs and shes the sweetest little angel until she gets mad, i spent 13 years training in 4 different forms of martial arts, hell i can fold clothes while people are still wearing them, im 6ft 3 225lbs and i do concrete for a living and my wife terrifies me, ive found myself outside on many occasions doing the same shit as you hahahaha
Pretty close to accurate. I’ve been married 7 years now and one thing they didn’t mention is deliberately doing things you know that will piss off your spouse. You know it will make them angry but you do it anyway because why not. But to add a little more spice to the relationship, marry one that has bad OCD when you already have bad OCD and try to organize your house when you both have different ways of organizing.
i once caught my wife sleeping on the couch and i started putting drops of sriracha sauce in her mouth while she was snoring i laughed so hard till she started punching me and i laughed harder lol was in the dog house for a week for that one but the laugh was worth it
I grew my beard out pretty thick once, like Duck Dynasty. It’s was mess, was itchy, got my food stuck in it, etc. I was sitting there one day thinking, “I really need to shave this thing. Don’t know why I let it get away like this.” About that time, my wife came at with, “You need to shave that thing! It’s too thick and long!” That’s when I remembered why I grew it. Kept it another month or so lol.
My husband works about 60-65 hours a week 3 seasons a year. Even though I work F/T, I make sure that when he gets home he doesn't have to lift a finger. He has a physical job outdoors and I respect that. BTW, the part where he says you will always have someone to watch TV with is BS haha .... when your married you eventually retreat to separate rooms because someone doesn't like what the other one wants to watch and wont even give it a try lol
TV, yeah you're right. But I find that many women will actually sit down and watch a movie even if she's not wholly into it at first if she really cares and y'all lave each other. I actually got my first fiancée (RIP Gina) to watch Platoon with me once despite her having zero interest in war movies. She ended up getting invested by the end, and was enthralled by Sgt Barnes' increasingly dark and violent actions throughout the film.
🤣🤣🤣 been with my husband nearly 10 years... he knows I don't mind when he goes to the camp, hell I LOVE when he goes to the camp for the weekend, yet he still feels the need to come up to me with puppy dog eyes like "hey baby, uhhh, you care if I go hunting this weekend with Jake and Ryan?" Of course, I play along, give him the death stare for about 8 seconds then say "yeah babe gone head. Have fun, be careful. While he's happily packing his huntin stuff and on the phone with his boys like "yeah my ol lady said I could go, ima meet yall there!" I'm thinking, "fuck yeah I get the remote all to myself, I can take a bubble bath without him coming in the bathroom 849 times asking me where something is, AND he's coming home with either fresh deer/duck meat or some fish! WINNING!!!" 🤣🤣🤣 I love marriage. Then the next weekend we go to the gun range or I say I wanna go duck huntin and it's on like Donkey Kong! 💋 love you, Baby!
@@chelseapthib36 🤣🤣🤣girl i was sancho wat tou talking about and mine left because she didn't want too be helping she just wanted too take and not give back she did me a favor by leaving next guys turn too deal with that i has 15 years of it i should of dropped her long ago and found a good one like you instead of messing around and she abandoned me and my daughter's now she's a hobo......
@@edwardnevarez5323 I've never heard the "sancho" expression... the guys call him "Jody" around here. Hindsight is 20/20... you tried for 15 years, sometimes you just have to realize a poor investment, and cut your losses. She will never be able to say you didnt try. Well, she can say it, but, everyone will know it's a lie. And most importantly, your daughter will know the truth.
@@edwardnevarez5323 you'll meet a good woman. They're still good people in the world. I was in an abusive relationship before this one, he loved to beat on me, throw things at me, he thought it was funny. One day I had enough and beat his @$$ with a metal bat... left him and never looked back. I wasn't even trying to find someone when i met my husband. We met through mutual friends and one thing led to another and here we are 10 years later. People always say it happens when you least expect it. I hope you do meet someone who will be good to you and your daughters.
Every once in a while bring home a candy bar for your wife. When she asks what it’s for simply say she’s looking really skinny. 4 hours later if you haven’t done anything stupid you can mention that new bass boat you been looking at and how pretty she would look on it
@@spankthemonkey3437 in that case I can refer you to a excellent divorce lawyer or chiropractor to help with that uncomfortable feelings from sleeping on a couch
My wife and I did split everything 50-50 I did the cooking she did the laundry and dishes I did ghe outside work I'd give anything to have her back in my life may she RIP 🙏
Sorry to hear that. My wife and I are the same way. We both work. We are a team. She is the best role model a man could ask for, for our daughter. She's got some bad health stuff going on and I'm terrified I might lose her. 😔
I felt the part where he talked about working all the overtime, and got yelled at for not helping around the house. It's standards like that why I will never get remarried.
You don't realize that when you say your vows of "Till death do us part" that you're not promising to stay there until death but you're setting a goal for it
Priceless. I don’t know what to retrieve or recall most days… lol. So glad I am not alone. And, yeah, I make as much noise as possible when I do stuff, especially if she is within ear shot
I cant stop crying cause I'm laughing so hard 🤣 😂 I'm literally that last part because I FORGET and well just hope for the best and hope you get reminded nonchalantly lol I remember when I was on that 5050 thing lol
So true working 90 hours a week and I get why ain't shit get done... I'm like wtf, hahaha, at least I got a nice truck and house. Part 2 had me lmao, soooo true, your my new favorite channel. Good laugh man, keep it up at work and CZcams.
Yes, and no. I have the ability to win any argument we may have. She knows it. I know it. The difference is I really don't care about winning arguments 95% of the time.
I work full time and I do most of the house and yard work. He comes home and plays video games. Sometimes he helps with the groceries and sometimes does dinner...could you do more house keeping videos because that looks like a unicorn. Frick, the yard work alone would be a flippin dream.
Took my wife to work one day, fairly hot. Up before the sun and back home around 5. She finally understood why I'm give out by the time i make it home. Wife don't bitch anymore when I get home and most of the time I do what I need / want to do in evenings and weekends. 2 rules. .dont argue over petty shit and the boat better not leave the yard without me.
I’m 6’4 315lbs my wife is 5’5 120lbs and I I’m in the same boat. I learned a long time ago a happy wife equals a happy life!!!! Going on 12 years strong.
The last part is so true. The number of times my wife has said this is what I want to eat or hey go get this from the store and almost every time I get there and say hey I forget what you wanted. Brother it ain’t even in single digits of world wars that has started in my house
I'm so Blessed. My wife is an Angel. She's always up in the air Harping about something. 💑 Till Death do up part. Like Roscoe said, one of us is going to get a really good check.
You had my wife rolling I literally did everything in that part 1 plus cooked was up until 0200.. 😂😂😂 It stormed here yesterday so I couldn't do anything outside
I read alot of the comments. If you homeschool multiple kids its a whole different ball game, but if you stay at home and raise 2 kids with public education, that's nothing compared to working 10+ hours a day. Hell, when I was young my Dad farmed and my Mom would stay at home. I would do the laundry, dishes, sweeping, and vacuuming in the house. Then I would go out and take care of 500 chickens and do other farm chores. She would be on the phone and watch Oprah alot of the day. Oh, did I mention I was homeschooled after 7th grade and taught myself after that point? I don't understand some women now, It's not the 1950's before having freezers and having to use washboards and wringer washers, pumping water by hand, raising your own garden and having 8 kids and still going out and milking cows, having 2 kids after they go to school is easy compared to working a full time job. My wife is a nurse and I'm a farmer, and we both do housework. Quit being pussywhipped (if a man) or entitled (if you're a woman) and look at it realistically. I had a lazy wife and I divorced her, lifes too short.
LOL! part 2. My wife is "almost 5'1". (Her words, not mine) I have faced heavily armed enemy combatants, been shot multiple times on several different occasions, blown up and killed once, (I got over it). But no one has ever scared me more than my tiny wife! Weird how that happens! 🤣👍
Aww man. This just reminded me of all the childhood promises I made to myself while my mom road my dad down to threads. I’m not a nag, nasty, or anything like that. But I certainly could start keeping some of my childhood promises like cleaning more. I do work normally but still, I forgot about those hope-filled promises. This was cute and funny
He's a lucky man most of the newer generations take the degradation of fathers as the empowerment of mothers and strive to emulate it as much as possible.
One dude I worked with we called him Louie. He was a union electrician now he's retired. A couple people followed him home for what reason I don't remember. But they said as soon as he pulled in the driveway his wife came out of the house and handed him a beer. Louie said his wife does that every day after he gets off from work, there's always a hot dinner. I wouldn't believe it if several people hadn't told me. Louie said the wife hasn't had a job since they got married and she gets to do whatever she wants all day while he's at work. In return she treats him very well. They are both extremely happy.
And that is exactly how it should be. That's just about the perfect life.
That man has himself a real life unicorn!
They do exist!
Bet she has her hunny over all day while he's at work.....just sayin.
Yea either to good to be true or she is crazy AF just saying. My wife is crazy I know. Somedays beer is handed to me and so times thrown at me hahaha. Depends on time of the month!
This is either a tall tale, or she is fucking the pool boy..... jussayin.
"One of us is going to be rich" had me dying and laughter
Either way, he wins. Haha
Yeah, after 38 years we're just running out the clock at this point; the others have all been "fish that got thrown back".
A lateral move, really.
Fuck I hope I win 😂😂😂😂😂
My wife and I have the same plan. One of us is gonna be loaded
Dead when you said, “ if she doesn’t come out soon I’m gonna start mowing the yard”. 💀💀☠️
Need lights on that mower.! He’s got everything else pimped out he owns looks like to me! Lol
"MY WEDDING RING OPENS BEER BOTTLES" ive never died so hard
If you don't know how, You probably have to take your ring off everyday just to work
My husband worked nights before retirement. He woke up to a meal, bath water run. Got out to clothes laid in bed, everything already in pockets. If it was a cold night I usually had the truck running and warmed up. Hit and I had a/c running.
Had his snacks packed.
While he was asleep I’d make sure he had plenty of gas, put new tires in when needed and oil change. He didn’t need to do anything else to truck.
All he had to do around the house was take trash out and bush hog the few acres around the house once in a while. Married 42 years now.
They don't make em like you anymore granny....plus these days it takes 2 Hella incomes to barely scrape by. That's how my grandparents lived. Would love to go back. Doesn't seem even remotely possible.
@@Stuffandthings281 Man, you gotta move to Arkansas. Stuff ain’t exactly dirt cheap here but it’s better than wherever you’re living by far.
@@willieearles3151 Yessir. I spent a few months building some cell towers up there in northern Arkansas last year and aside from all the tics it was one of my favorite places I've ever worked! Lived in Middle TN and NE panhandle of WV for a year each and those were my favorite places ever to live. I hail from SE TX.
Sad the world has changed from Pulling Together to what is the norm nowadays
This is the kind of marriage we have. He does a little more than that, but I do 99.9% around the house. He's working a very physically demanding job and has a long commute. If he wasn't up at the butt crack of dawn I'd definitely start his car for him.
My wife cooks, cleans, does laundry and asks me what beer she should pick up for me almost every day. Today she cleaned out my work truck because I had to put in 80 hours last week. She even organized my tools. She is a keeper 👍🏻
Damn bro good stuff, glad you found yourself a good woman 👍
Wanna rent her out to come round and train mine how to do the same thing? Name your price!
Question? Does she work a full-time job?
With all that due respect ..cause I am married I have those hunny do list after I get off work ...how in the hell do you pull that off ...lol ?
You've married an alien. She's most definitely NOT human !!!😅😅
"Fuck I hope I win"🤣🤣🤣shi got me
The life insurance policy part was hilarious.
"One of us is gonna be rich. God I hope it's me."
I don't think anyone has told Roscoe that statistically, he's extremely unlikely to be the winner.
Roscoe seems like a gamblin man, I'm sure he knows what he's getting into lol
rosco is the oldest living mortal. nobody knows how old he was and was in the civil war
Lead and getting away with it like OJ says different lmao
Let’s not forget he’s into older chicks and anyone older than him has a few years left at most
I’ve seen plenty of men win that bet
My wife told me to grab something downstairs and I took a detour to the bathroom and forgot what she asked. I've been in here for 30min now hoping she just forgets too.
Update- she did not forget.
They never forget! And she will remind you of the time you forgot to get the thing for her for the rest of your life.
They'll forget what they told you 5 minutes ago. But not what you did on that specific night 10+ years ago
😂😂😂
As a married man, can confirm. "Shes the scariest person in my life"
Scared rightfully so. As you've given her, and through her the state, more power than anyone could've ever had over you. Marriage is a scam people learn from past generations.
@@justcausee >What is sacramental marriage
Civil marriage is a scam.
Classic gold at the end there. It is so true that it should be sad but if we can’t laugh what else do we have??? Thanks for the laughs.
I'm screaming w Roscoe, one of us is going to be RICH
This is very accurate. Been married almost 8 years and I've learned not to argue with my better half unless I'm prepared for WW3 🤣🤣🤣
I argue with mine every chance I get :) because it's followed by some greeeeeaaaaattt make up sex. We're still young so just let me enjoy it while I can.
@@m.s.m.8477 u must not have any kids...lol
@@davidmoody7450 actually I do. But apparently not enough :D
But what if....and hear me out.....yall are talking and she says something that's just wrong (in the not true kinda way)
Do you correct her? Or let her think she's right about everything?
I need answers
@@joshuatheiss9952 correct her.
And my friends and family are still confused as to why I'm still single!?!? I'm like,... I've been paying attention, you all sound miserable, why the hell would I do that?
The amount of Married/divorced ppl that tell me to stay single is just sad/terrifying
My parents have been happily married for over 40 years.
Even they tell me not to do it. They know a good marriage is the exception, not the norm. Meanwhile, the married (hell, even just cohabitating) couples around me seem either disinterested in one another or deeply unhappy. I've had a fair bit of them tell me they're only together for the kids, the money, or even sadder, because they're afraid of being alone. Most of them have been divorced and remarried more than once.
I did my time with 13 years in a dumpster fire of a relationship. Thankfully, I didn't marry him or have kids with him. I'm not looking to get back on that horse, either. I'm happier single.
@@AngryReptileKeeper People complain, but being single ain't so bad.
Check out a channel like Taylor the fiend.
Ppl telling you to get married and ignore the bad remind me of one of ben shapiros shows where he said marriage is like a cult where they try to get you in.
Later I heard someone say the same thing about being single and its reminds me of the single female friend in a group that will encourage their friends to leave the people they're with.
And both of those reminds me of the movie the guardian where they explain that a drowning person will drag others with them to try and save themselves (or not be alone at the end).
@@nickabel8279 don't listen, it's different for everyone, just because people have a shitty love life doesn't mean it'll happen to you
Accurate as fuck. I laughed out loud when you said your wedding band opens beer bottles cause I've been doing that for years
"That was a lie...I don't work here either." Lol
Lmfao sooo much truth to these vids part 1 was great
Pt 2 really really hit home for me! My wife is 5ft3 and 100-110lbs and shes the sweetest little angel until she gets mad, i spent 13 years training in 4 different forms of martial arts, hell i can fold clothes while people are still wearing them, im 6ft 3 225lbs and i do concrete for a living and my wife terrifies me, ive found myself outside on many occasions doing the same shit as you hahahaha
Pretty close to accurate. I’ve been married 7 years now and one thing they didn’t mention is deliberately doing things you know that will piss off your spouse. You know it will make them angry but you do it anyway because why not. But to add a little more spice to the relationship, marry one that has bad OCD when you already have bad OCD and try to organize your house when you both have different ways of organizing.
i once caught my wife sleeping on the couch and i started putting drops of sriracha sauce in her mouth while she was snoring i laughed so hard till she started punching me and i laughed harder lol was in the dog house for a week for that one but the laugh was worth it
I grew my beard out pretty thick once, like Duck Dynasty. It’s was mess, was itchy, got my food stuck in it, etc. I was sitting there one day thinking, “I really need to shave this thing. Don’t know why I let it get away like this.” About that time, my wife came at with, “You need to shave that thing! It’s too thick and long!”
That’s when I remembered why I grew it. Kept it another month or so lol.
OMG, sorry 😞
I ran otr for years, took a local job so pretty much moved in, she had her ways and I had mine, didn't think we'd make it
Yup, I like to move large items coffee table, couches, washer,drier. Just a little out of alinement with the floor tiles. Drives her crazy!
My husband works about 60-65 hours a week 3 seasons a year. Even though I work F/T, I make sure that when he gets home he doesn't have to lift a finger. He has a physical job outdoors and I respect that. BTW, the part where he says you will always have someone to watch TV with is BS haha .... when your married you eventually retreat to separate rooms because someone doesn't like what the other one wants to watch and wont even give it a try lol
The TV thing will almost always apply to TV shows, but usually movies you can watch together
Oh so you got sancho to watch TV with too hu.......
TV, yeah you're right.
But I find that many women will actually sit down and watch a movie even if she's not wholly into it at first if she really cares and y'all lave each other.
I actually got my first fiancée (RIP Gina) to watch Platoon with me once despite her having zero interest in war movies.
She ended up getting invested by the end, and was enthralled by Sgt Barnes' increasingly dark and violent actions throughout the film.
Massages and meals that's amazing.
True but there are some who do watch what their partner is watching out of curioussity and interest.
🤣🤣🤣 been with my husband nearly 10 years... he knows I don't mind when he goes to the camp, hell I LOVE when he goes to the camp for the weekend, yet he still feels the need to come up to me with puppy dog eyes like "hey baby, uhhh, you care if I go hunting this weekend with Jake and Ryan?" Of course, I play along, give him the death stare for about 8 seconds then say "yeah babe gone head. Have fun, be careful. While he's happily packing his huntin stuff and on the phone with his boys like "yeah my ol lady said I could go, ima meet yall there!" I'm thinking, "fuck yeah I get the remote all to myself, I can take a bubble bath without him coming in the bathroom 849 times asking me where something is, AND he's coming home with either fresh deer/duck meat or some fish! WINNING!!!"
🤣🤣🤣 I love marriage. Then the next weekend we go to the gun range or I say I wanna go duck huntin and it's on like Donkey Kong!
💋 love you, Baby!
You forgot the part where sancho comes over and turns you inside out while he's gone.....
@@edwardnevarez5323 just because yours couldn't keep her legs closed doesn't mean every woman is like that...
@@chelseapthib36 🤣🤣🤣girl i was sancho wat tou talking about and mine left because she didn't want too be helping she just wanted too take and not give back she did me a favor by leaving next guys turn too deal with that i has 15 years of it i should of dropped her long ago and found a good one like you instead of messing around and she abandoned me and my daughter's now she's a hobo......
@@edwardnevarez5323 I've never heard the "sancho" expression... the guys call him "Jody" around here.
Hindsight is 20/20... you tried for 15 years, sometimes you just have to realize a poor investment, and cut your losses. She will never be able to say you didnt try. Well, she can say it, but, everyone will know it's a lie. And most importantly, your daughter will know the truth.
@@edwardnevarez5323 you'll meet a good woman. They're still good people in the world. I was in an abusive relationship before this one, he loved to beat on me, throw things at me, he thought it was funny. One day I had enough and beat his @$$ with a metal bat... left him and never looked back. I wasn't even trying to find someone when i met my husband. We met through mutual friends and one thing led to another and here we are 10 years later. People always say it happens when you least expect it. I hope you do meet someone who will be good to you and your daughters.
Every once in a while bring home a candy bar for your wife. When she asks what it’s for simply say she’s looking really skinny.
4 hours later if you haven’t done anything stupid you can mention that new bass boat you been looking at and how pretty she would look on it
I- I hate that this would work on me
Wow. You my friend are a genius. If you were to write a book you would make millions with wisdom like that
What about if its opposite and I bring home slimfast and tell her how good she would look🤔
@@spankthemonkey3437 in that case I can refer you to a excellent divorce lawyer or chiropractor to help with that uncomfortable feelings from sleeping on a couch
@@spankthemonkey3437 then you’re getting served a pretty blue folder and she’s getting the house, the boat, and the dog
My wife and I did split everything 50-50 I did the cooking she did the laundry and dishes I did ghe outside work I'd give anything to have her back in my life may she RIP 🙏
💐
🙏😪
Rip
Sorry to hear that.
My wife and I are the same way.
We both work. We are a team. She is the best role model a man could ask for, for our daughter.
She's got some bad health stuff going on and I'm terrified I might lose her. 😔
I felt the part where he talked about working all the overtime, and got yelled at for not helping around the house. It's standards like that why I will never get remarried.
That's painfully accurate...LOL. Going on almost 20 years marriage here. I do lots of things just to keep the peace.
Then why be married
@@nickabel8279 LOL...it's not all bad.
@@pathwinder14 what's the ratio....
I figured Roscoe would have said banana pudding was the other advantage to being married...
Most men are better cooks
Nice!
You don't realize that when you say your vows of "Till death do us part" that you're not promising to stay there until death but you're setting a goal for it
I loved the throwback at the end lmfao yall need a sitcom I'm tired of the lack of funding lmfao
Priceless. I don’t know what to retrieve or recall most days… lol. So glad I am not alone. And, yeah, I make as much noise as possible when I do stuff, especially if she is within ear shot
I choose loneliness above any "benefits" that bringing in the state could provide. Besides between "friends" and a maid what more could she provide.
Ricky "we never going to fight"
Every married man "🤣"
I love the married life explanation. So accurate
#1 taxes #2 life insurance. hope I win. hahahaha rollin
Been happily married for 33 years and had only 1 fight it started the day after we wed and its still on to this day. I can't afford to loose.
That’s some real dedication there 😂
Been married 10 years. Always a hot meal, piece of leg, Cold beer and a crying baby!!!
You were doing good then just went off the cliff there
🤣🤣🤣🤣Lmao Ricky's thought on how his marriage is going to be good luck olson
This video is hilarious hit on every key point lol 😂 thanks for the laugh I needed it.👍
I love watching your videos definitely a highlight of my day! Yall be well
"If she don't come out soon. Ima start mowin the lawn" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cant stop crying cause I'm laughing so hard 🤣 😂 I'm literally that last part because I FORGET and well just hope for the best and hope you get reminded nonchalantly lol I remember when I was on that 5050 thing lol
I'm on that 50/50 thing to, but where each of my hands to half the work. I don't believe in giving up so much for so little. Marriage is a scam.
This is beyond accurate in so many ways
So true working 90 hours a week and I get why ain't shit get done... I'm like wtf, hahaha, at least I got a nice truck and house. Part 2 had me lmao, soooo true, your my new favorite channel. Good laugh man, keep it up at work and CZcams.
“I’m about to start mowing the fucking yard”
GOBBLESS!!🤣🤣🤣
When I was a sahm, laundry was done, home was cleaned, dinner was hot on the table. He helped when I needed it, and is a wonderful father.
Oh and don't forget every argument you have will end in your losing no matter how right you may be.
Yes, and no.
I have the ability to win any argument we may have. She knows it. I know it.
The difference is I really don't care about winning arguments 95% of the time.
Lmfao, last clip sooo spot on, and on top of my size I was a Marine.
I work full time and I do most of the house and yard work. He comes home and plays video games. Sometimes he helps with the groceries and sometimes does dinner...could you do more house keeping videos because that looks like a unicorn. Frick, the yard work alone would be a flippin dream.
Me too girl, me too.
Omg, I watched this video and immediately subscribed, been 🤣🤣 ever since..
Glad to see more content!! One of my favorites on youtube
100% true buddy dont go back in the house empty handed😄
One of my rules in life is to never get yourself into something you can't get out of.
Never going to fight and split everything 50/50 🤣🤣🤣
You are to dang funny. I am 55 and known many Ricky's LMAO, Thanks so much
I laughed out loud when he said after you did all those chores you got sex why else would you do those chores it still makes me laugh
Oh my gosh! So accurate. Never say you forgot what she said it proves you just weren’t listening.🤩
Life is amazing with a good wife an a few kids runnin round!! I wouldn’t trade it for nothing!!
Took my wife to work one day, fairly hot. Up before the sun and back home around 5. She finally understood why I'm give out by the time i make it home. Wife don't bitch anymore when I get home and most of the time I do what I need / want to do in evenings and weekends. 2 rules. .dont argue over petty shit and the boat better not leave the yard without me.
I’m 6’4 315lbs my wife is 5’5 120lbs and I I’m in the same boat. I learned a long time ago a happy wife equals a happy life!!!! Going on 12 years strong.
Very creative. Very funny. Keep up the comedy!
Definitely need more of the married videos
You got an awesome sense of humor
Thanks for the amazing content!!!
That new one 😂. Married life comedy!
I love your skits
😂😂😂😂😂😂. I work all day and my husband has my dinner ready, laundry done, house cleaned. 😂😂😂😂
"That doesn't get you anything. That just keeps the peace." 😂😂😂😂
Men in the 60s had it made then we pussed out WTF happened. Testosterone levels in men is dropping SMH.
Where is this fresh folded laundry? and then you get all you wanna? HAAAhaqhahahahahhaaaaa
Love the skits! So funny
Legend has it he’s been out there pressure washing his house for days, waiting.
I just walkin around spraying ant killer and grass killer tryin to look productive 🤣🤣🤣😭
Fuxx it I'm going say it stop filming Rickey and Roscoe in the same shirt you're wearing lol. Love your work brother!
I love this Channel.
Every married guy ever vs single guy ever 😂🎯🎯
🤣 so true 👍 🤣 love the videos bro because I work Commercial job sites
"I hope I'll win" 😭🤣💸
U got to do that work Rickey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The last part is so true. The number of times my wife has said this is what I want to eat or hey go get this from the store and almost every time I get there and say hey I forget what you wanted. Brother it ain’t even in single digits of world wars that has started in my house
That is spot on awesome!!!! 😅lol😂😂
Hahah. The end was so good.
"Fuck I hope I win" that was the best and most relatable thing ever!!
Lol "That just keeps the peace" 😹
"Hope I win" LMAO
I love this channel
I'm so Blessed. My wife is an Angel. She's always up in the air Harping about something. 💑 Till Death do up part. Like Roscoe said, one of us is going to get a really good check.
Hahaha! Hahaha! I'm SOOOO stealing that!
ROFLMAO!!
TOP COMMENT FOR DANG SURE!
It was so true! The last one was my everyday problem
Lol and roscoe had me rolling 🤣
"The TAX credit" 🤣🤣🤣
"Okayy" 😂🤣
You had my wife rolling I literally did everything in that part 1 plus cooked was up until 0200.. 😂😂😂 It stormed here yesterday so I couldn't do anything outside
Ricky is gonna be riding that unicorn showing off that equally mythical wife
Wow part one omg I laughed SO hard SO true lmfao
I read alot of the comments. If you homeschool multiple kids its a whole different ball game, but if you stay at home and raise 2 kids with public education, that's nothing compared to working 10+ hours a day. Hell, when I was young my Dad farmed and my Mom would stay at home. I would do the laundry, dishes, sweeping, and vacuuming in the house. Then I would go out and take care of 500 chickens and do other farm chores. She would be on the phone and watch Oprah alot of the day. Oh, did I mention I was homeschooled after 7th grade and taught myself after that point? I don't understand some women now, It's not the 1950's before having freezers and having to use washboards and wringer washers, pumping water by hand, raising your own garden and having 8 kids and still going out and milking cows, having 2 kids after they go to school is easy compared to working a full time job. My wife is a nurse and I'm a farmer, and we both do housework. Quit being pussywhipped (if a man) or entitled (if you're a woman) and look at it realistically. I had a lazy wife and I divorced her, lifes too short.
These are the best
Why did 84 hours make me laugh so hard
Man's got me dying laughing over here cuz it's all so true
LOL! part 2.
My wife is "almost 5'1". (Her words, not mine)
I have faced heavily armed enemy combatants, been shot multiple times on several different occasions, blown up and killed once, (I got over it).
But no one has ever scared me more than my tiny wife!
Weird how that happens!
🤣👍
Best channel on CZcams
🤣 so true...love married life!!!
Aww man. This just reminded me of all the childhood promises I made to myself while my mom road my dad down to threads. I’m not a nag, nasty, or anything like that. But I certainly could start keeping some of my childhood promises like cleaning more. I do work normally but still, I forgot about those hope-filled promises. This was cute and funny
He's a lucky man most of the newer generations take the degradation of fathers as the empowerment of mothers and strive to emulate it as much as possible.
Never knew you could open bottles with a wedding band. I normally don’t wear mine but I will now lol.
Dude you nailed it perfect sounds like my life