@@moussamiller4812 well its not really an iconic line of some sort, but then again we're talking about the game that has the line "I eat punks like these for breakfast" so who knows
i just realised they're spelling "Colonel" as "Kernal". Spelling it how it's said LMAO. God I love games made by a company whose mother tongue isn't English like this, just has that little goofy ass charm to it.
Being in chat for this was a treat. Everyone unanimously typing "IMPROVISE EZ" in response to the constant "Leader? What are you gonna do?" prompt was entertaining.
I keep going back to 3:13 with the computer voice saying, "There are Hors everywhere." There's no way the develop didn't know that word. I know his English isn't perfect, but everybody learns the dirty words first. I'm sure he knew, but either way it's hilarious. I only wish the hero responded with, "Sounds like my kind of planet!"
i’m confused cause a lot of the cinematography and direction is actually pretty good. whoever made this has a good eye for action sequences, and it seems they’re working with what they’ve got (free unreal assets) to make their creativity come to life and i respect it.
I'm actually impressed by the cutscenes, they packed so much action and demonstrated genuine effort. He just needs to switch cameras about 10x less, lower the lens flare, and animate the eyes of everyone else instead of only the main character one out of five scenes. Also, the level that didn't work was actually a template level on Unreal Engine designed to show off particle effects. The entire level.
"Audio director": "Just... just do your best tough guy impression, okay? Here, have this entire mexican buffet before entering the booth. That should help!" "Voner Voice actor": "phew, I'm full... uh, how's all that mex gonna help me, exactly?" "Audio director" *[locks the booth door]* "Voner Voice actor": "...sir?"
This camera work looks like something straight out of Stanley Kubrik's vision. They truly outdid themselves with the cinematography. The composition of some of these scenes will be studied for decades to come, not to mention the revolutionary gameplay and some of the most heart wrenching performances in the history of entertainment. Gaming has truly peaked. I can't wait for Hologram to crush Tears of the Kingdom, Wo Long, FFXVI and Starfield at the Game Awards 2023.
I was just thinking about how even if you play or watch something, "bad", if the person who made it truly loved making it, it shows through fun. This developer clearly loved makin this game and despite it being the definition of jank, it's so freakin charming how over the top, "playing with my star wars action figures as I go along with it" the game is. Charlie's reactions were the same as mine. That's just fun.
The section when he couldn't use his gun was Charlie at his old-school finest, just ripping on the game and the characters who stood around while he got peppered with gunfire and kicked in the air. It went on for quite a while on the stream. Hilarious stuff.
They just decided to put the boss fights in cutscenes instead of making you go through the pain of doing them yourself. You should be thanking them Charlie.
I'm literally getting Gears of War vibes from this game lol. Especially at 11:57. It's basically the "We need to find the Resonator" speech from Victor Hoffman. On top of that, it has similar camera like cutscenes with the helicopter scene at 12:15!
Funny enough this game reminds me of the other asset flip game called gene raine that charlie played that was gears of war inspired, watching this video makes me nostalgic in a weird way that isn’t good, but not horrible either
@@lukeschultz6886 what do you mean by "just a project", GTA 6 is also a project 😂 And yeah I give them the graphics but what good are those if everything else is trash?
I know the subtitles say "you're a hero to this men and women," but I swear he says "you're a hero to this man and women," which provides a whole new context to the line.
Love when a game has the controls overlayed all the time
My public hair is longer than peinguinz0's
nⅰ𝗀𝗀e𝗿 😂
I love that these low quality UE games are too dark and to bright to see shit
pretty sure you can hit tab to close it
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The voice acting is immeasurable. Truly a technological feat.
only when its at the audible level.
@fours 🇬🇧 Obama #1
@fours 🇬🇧 Sounds legit
@fours 🇬🇧 jesus christ is a work of fiction
@fours 🇬🇧 oh no 🙉
Woner sounds like he's constantly trying not to shit his pants.
@@fours02 British 😂😂😂
fair enough, Samahor do be terrifying
Great comment, have a reply that isn't a bot.
@@connordorman117 youtube really dosent give a shit abt the bots sadly
This made me laugh in the morning, thanks man.
This is what happens when you spend 99% of the budget on graphics and 1% on gameplay, voice acting, and marketing.
Whoa language dudes
I hate bots bruh like, damn
@@ILoveFuty they are so annoying and youtube doesn't give a fuck about those bots just like they always do
Damn bruh I’m glad I ain’t black💀
So basically Advent Rising?
11:42 heaviest editing I've seen in a moistcritical video
that was intense. im glad charlie remembered and searched out that moment and added those special effects.
a technological feat
It took me years to edit like thay
THE HORS ARE APPROACHING
*stands still, excited af*
@technobalde More like Elon Musk's Bedfellows
@fours02 🇬🇧 Dawg, what? 💀
@@nsk1911 just someone doing the lord's work.
@fours02 🇬🇧 bro ☠️☠️☠️
Watching this feels like it's a game generated by an AI
Calling the enemy faction Hors was a stroke of genius to be honest. They might have just changed the meta for faction names
This game has infected me. I climbed a ladder today doing housework and said “I need to climb, the old fashioned way” out loud…
I think the funniest thing is that they stole that line from Batman: Arkham Asylum
@@moussamiller4812 well its not really an iconic line of some sort, but then again we're talking about the game that has the line "I eat punks like these for breakfast" so who knows
i just realised they're spelling "Colonel" as "Kernal". Spelling it how it's said LMAO. God I love games made by a company whose mother tongue isn't English like this, just has that little goofy ass charm to it.
@Patrick39 ok Patrick39
nⅰ𝗀𝗀e𝗿 😂
who made this game???
KERNAL
I'M DISSAPOINTED IN YOU KERNAL HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
To be fair it shouldn't be spelled Colonel and have an r sound in it. They're right.
Hate it when the hor u want is stuck behind a wall
@YeaMan npc also its "page". paige is a name
@@enderdude8714 they purposely use misspelled words to bypass automatic spam detections
💀
@@synthfreak291 oh
You never been to Amsterdam then?
The main dude really does look like Papa John what the hell
nⅰ𝗀𝗀e𝗿
So he's a racist too?
It’s the Reckoning.
@@beauaIloevv nice
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Being in chat for this was a treat. Everyone unanimously typing "IMPROVISE EZ" in response to the constant "Leader? What are you gonna do?" prompt was entertaining.
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@@AdornThyHeadset oh shit
I keep going back to 3:13 with the computer voice saying, "There are Hors everywhere." There's no way the develop didn't know that word. I know his English isn't perfect, but everybody learns the dirty words first. I'm sure he knew, but either way it's hilarious. I only wish the hero responded with, "Sounds like my kind of planet!"
Colonel = Kernel
Why does the leader sound like a 14 yo kid trying to do his best at doing a deep voice
Frfr
It could be
Developer used his son 🤨
Because it is
You're a hero to this men and women!
Damn right I am
And children to
💀😂
your*
@@TheFuckvalidnames *you're
i’m confused cause a lot of the cinematography and direction is actually pretty good. whoever made this has a good eye for action sequences, and it seems they’re working with what they’ve got (free unreal assets) to make their creativity come to life and i respect it.
just what i was thinking, unless the camera shots came with the free assets themselves
You're a hero to this men and women
I saw this comment as soon as he said that
Words to live by
HELL YEA BROTHER
I always wondered what games would be like with lens flares as main characters
I started laughing so hard when one of the characters said "watch your step!" before flying off the bridge.
This is some classic Charlie that I love. So many wrong things going on in the game makes the video rewatchable with his constant fustration.
I think the cliche 90s hero one-liners are comedy gold. Especially when delivered by someone giving his 1% to play an edge lord.
I'm actually impressed by the cutscenes, they packed so much action and demonstrated genuine effort. He just needs to switch cameras about 10x less, lower the lens flare, and animate the eyes of everyone else instead of only the main character one out of five scenes.
Also, the level that didn't work was actually a template level on Unreal Engine designed to show off particle effects. The entire level.
Developer probably just finished Mass Effect 3 and said "let's make my own game"
“I hear bad boys” is how I’m gonna describe every enemy encounter from now on.
This game really makes you feel like Papa John
I can feel the power of papa John coming inside me.
11:43 that zoom was the most editing ive seen charlie do in a long time
23:28 bro thinks he is saul goodman 💀 ☠
nⅰ𝗀𝗀e𝗿 😂
What
@@beauaIloevv same
@@beauaIloevv so the bold *r* completely bypasses any CZcams filters
@@fingermike5666 the ‘gg’ too lol
This is what you call a graphically intense game
I noticed immediately this game was an asset flip when I saw the exact "free locomotion pack" on unreal engine 10 seconds into the game
Thank you once again Charlie for the series of background noises while I'm doing something else
"Audio director": "Just... just do your best tough guy impression, okay? Here, have this entire mexican buffet before entering the booth. That should help!"
"Voner Voice actor": "phew, I'm full... uh, how's all that mex gonna help me, exactly?"
"Audio director" *[locks the booth door]*
"Voner Voice actor": "...sir?"
Charlie's patience really is S tier for somehow putting up with these games for longer than 10 minutes.
I'm totally convinced this game was made by an AI
@@nyarancia it was just a joke man...
They came so close to naming the guy Boner in a world of hors
I died at "I'm reading multiple Hors"
"Say something cool"
"The Hologram is freedom"
"F*** yes"
I love this game haha
The true Hologram was the friends we made along the way
Truly a hero to this men and women.
Free assets, using AI for the dialogue,, zero focus on optimization, static animation, and levels that barely work. Oh yea, its all comin together
I fucking broke out into laughter near the end when Helen said "I will always love you" LMAO whoever voice acted that truly did not give a fuck.
15:51 best voice acting ever from "Woner", in a game featuring enemies called "Hors". Truly a game of all time.
if he dies he dies
nⅰ𝗀𝗀e𝗿 😂
Sounds like a 12yr old trying to do a really deap voice fr
A case study in something "so bad, its good".
The voice acting has me in my feelings… so much emotion in this game, when Fiver said “You’re a hero to this men and women” I actually cried a little.
This camera work looks like something straight out of Stanley Kubrik's vision. They truly outdid themselves with the cinematography. The composition of some of these scenes will be studied for decades to come, not to mention the revolutionary gameplay and some of the most heart wrenching performances in the history of entertainment. Gaming has truly peaked. I can't wait for Hologram to crush Tears of the Kingdom, Wo Long, FFXVI and Starfield at the Game Awards 2023.
I was just thinking about how even if you play or watch something, "bad", if the person who made it truly loved making it, it shows through fun. This developer clearly loved makin this game and despite it being the definition of jank, it's so freakin charming how over the top, "playing with my star wars action figures as I go along with it" the game is. Charlie's reactions were the same as mine. That's just fun.
This legit feels like an AI Generated Game, Welcome to the future
It's like watching a 4k bollywood film
This game literally looks like someone developed a fever dream after waking up one morning.
Oh man, twitch chat was crazy with this game. THE HORS ARE APPROACHING, IMPROVISE
This game wants so badly to be Gears of War / Mass Effect... / The Matrix... like not a Matrix game, just the whole movie.
Ok, this game went from being a bargain bin Callisto Protocol to a bargain bin Gears of War really quick.
Why do I get the feeling the lead voice actor and facial mesh base was some dev self-inserting for a power fantasy.
lol imagine if u stopped playing on that first level
Gotta love a game that makes Killer Croc the main antagonist
Hideo Kojima cutscenes
This is certainly a game.
This is what happens if you code an AI to make an Epic Sci-Fi 3rd Person shooter.
@YeaMan Whatever you say broski
Games like this make me want to genuinely try my hand at voice acting.
I know right!
The game looks like one of those Developer simulator games where you max graphics and visuals and put everything else at 1
You're a hero to this men and women.
i loved when Woner said *it's wonering time* and wonered all over the place
Charle must be some hologram he doesn't even know all the characters he sees which means he is on an entirely different rhelm we can't get to
“Dude looks like Papa John” 😹😹😹😹 Charlies chat is fire
Nobody is talking about the beach scene cutting the Reaper noise straight from the Mass Effect and plugging it into their game
so the only one who can defeat ""HORS" is "Woner"? Good Game...xD
@07:37 “hes in the walls……HES IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!”
It’s the best unfinished game of the year!
Gonna tell my kids this was Super Mario Sunshine
Damn Moonfall the video game looking kinda nuts
2:54 lol they left in the animation state switcher that comes with alsv4 that was meant to be used for testing
The section when he couldn't use his gun was Charlie at his old-school finest, just ripping on the game and the characters who stood around while he got peppered with gunfire and kicked in the air. It went on for quite a while on the stream. Hilarious stuff.
Truly the game of all time
nⅰ𝗀𝗀e𝗿 😂
this ^
Yeah this was definitely a
yeah, this was such a
The story of this game feels like Neil breen's movies on steroids. Truly one of the story of all time!!
They just decided to put the boss fights in cutscenes instead of making you go through the pain of doing them yourself. You should be thanking them Charlie.
The voice acting is absolutely top notch lmfao
I'm literally getting Gears of War vibes from this game lol. Especially at 11:57. It's basically the "We need to find the Resonator" speech from Victor Hoffman. On top of that, it has similar camera like cutscenes with the helicopter scene at 12:15!
Its the exact same speech
Lmao I thought samahor was gonna pop out of the fire like RAAM at 18:58
Funny enough this game reminds me of the other asset flip game called gene raine that charlie played that was gears of war inspired, watching this video makes me nostalgic in a weird way that isn’t good, but not horrible either
2:23 "Holy shit it's the futur- oh, past."
LOL the timing was golden.
It almost blows my brain how it's 2022 and people develop and release T H I S
for like 2 developers the cutscenes are really good
This is just a project. I mean the graphics and cut scenes are good.
@@lukeschultz6886 what do you mean by "just a project", GTA 6 is also a project 😂
And yeah I give them the graphics but what good are those if everything else is trash?
11:41 Truly a rare moment
Did they think nobody would notice that the chick is the old man's model with a wig? This game's a riot (and a nightmare)
As soon as he started the game moving the camera around I knew this was going to be one of the *greatest games of all time* 😌
The controls constantly being overlayed gives it that nice early 2000’s flash game vibe
13:45 why am I laughing at this scene it’s so funny for some reason, plus Charlie just sitting there deadpan like always. Perfect
I hope they make a sequel. The game was amazing! Probably even better than God of war Ragnarok!
I want them to make a squeal too
B-But they needed the Hologram for the coordinates, how can the hologram have coordinates and be freedom at the same time?
you don’t understand
the hologram is love
the hologram is life
Cliff exists: true
Charlie: Jesus! Bamboozled again!
"Find the hologram" he says the dude infront of multiple holograms
Can confirm this is a crazy game
is it fun? be honest lol
Rest in peace Samahor, you were the true hologram.
6:06 "there's nothing more to the game"
*me: looks to see if videos almost over* 🤣😁
Mfs didn’t even complete the video and saying how much they love that game
i like how helena kinda just, stands around the place lmao
This stream was so amazing. Especially this game. Though the video here is a beautiful taste, it does not do justice to the whole experience
i love how the ending song was tryna give off gangsta's paradise vibes, to damn goofy
I know the subtitles say "you're a hero to this men and women," but I swear he says "you're a hero to this man and women," which provides a whole new context to the line.
It seems like the quality of this game reflects the protagonist Papa John pretty damn well
This game is a irreplaceable masterpiece
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