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“You know, What is the deeeaal... with Dr. Samuel Hayden? I mean, he looks like a robot, but he has the voice of a smoker! Can’t decide whether he needs a system update or a nicotine patch.”
+"WeebySpice" "George, you're wasting the ammo! They're not that tough! You need to save it for the Cyberdemons and the bigger monstrosities George! C'mon!"
whats the deal with demons? first you let them into your reality through an interdimentional portal then they thank you by slautering every one in your research station
Kramer: Doom Guy? The main character's name is actually, Doom Guy? Librarian: It's true. Kramer: That's amazing! That's like an ice cream man named Cone. [Laugh track]
Jerry: “You’ll never believe this” Elaine: “What?!?” Jerry: “You know that bunny I just got?” Elaine: “What about him?” Jerry: “Remember those demons? Elaine: “Ya just spill it!” Jerry: “They killed my bunny” Kramer burst through the door Kramer: “WHAT! JerryIheardwhatyoujustsaidthat’ssomethingyacan’tstandforyiugittagetbackathoseguys” George pops in and grabs some cereal George: “JERRY! What happened to your bunny I just saw what happened!” Jerry: “Those demons came and took him down George I wasn’t there I couldn’t stop them!” George: “Well, whadaya gonna do?!” Kramer: “That’s..what..I’ve..been..SAYING! You gotta get back at em Jerry” Elaine: “You need to just kill em all that’s what we’d do in grade school to girls like that nasty Whitney Huberts, eww” Jerry: “That’s real sick Elaine ya know that? But it might just work”
*Later, Kramer is shown returning the chainsaw with a busted motor and chain dangling off it* Kramer: Here ya go buddy. Told ya I'd bring it back. Giddyup! Alright see ya later Jer... Jerry: Wait a minute! Kramer! What the hell happened to it?! Kramer: What happened to what? Jerry: The chainsaw you stupid idiot! Look at this thing! What'd d'ya do to it?! Kramer: Oh well one of the pinkies they uh, they got a hold of it... Jerry: What?! HOW?! Kramer: I dunno Jerry, those things are unpredictable! You know how it is. Jerry: Well, you're paying for it, that's for sure! Kramer: Aw c'mon Jer, be reasonable! Jerry: Don't make me get out the BFG Kramer! I mean it I'll do it! Kramer: AAAAAHHHHHH-ALRIGHT! I'll pay ya Tuesday.
"Hey Jerry, do you think I could get a Twix?" "THERE'S NO TWIX ON MARS, GEORGE. You should have bought one up before we left!" "I can't stand this... I only picked up 25 shells for my shotgun! Do you think Ted Danson would have gotten 25 shells?" "Will you stop talking about Ted Danson? He wasn't even deployed to this sector!"
"You know... My friend Bob Sacamano happens to have found this bag... It is a WwWwWwWiiiild baaag! It has FIFTY SHELLS on it..." "FIFTY SHELLS? Wow. I could get 40 and sell the other 10 for I don't know... a Twix maybe?" "Yeah, you definitely could get THOSE on Deimos..." "What do you mean, Deimos? There's only one moon on Mars!" "Nah, this is what they want you to think..."
Kyle McGillicuddy I looked through the lore. they're from another realm but were adopted by hell and joined forces. the spider mastermind is their leader.
Jerry: we go to id software and tell them we have a game about nothing. George: Exactly! Jerry: What’s your game about? I say nothing. George: There ya go! Jerry: .... I think you may have something here!
Surrounded by imps and cacaodemons, George asks Doom guy for a few extra shotgun shells, Doom guy denies, although he has plenty on his person, *"You know, we're living in a society!!"*
Elaine: Excuse me, I'm sorry... this is embarrassing, but there's no shotgun shells over here. Doomguy: Are you talking to me? Elaine: Yeah, I just forgot to check, so if you could spare some... Doomguy: *shifts away slightly* No, I'm sorry. Elaine: What? You can't spare it? Doomguy: No, there's not enough to spare. Elaine: Well, I don't need much, just three shells would do it! Doomguy: I'm sorry, I only have three shells! Now if you don't mind... *Elaine dies horribly to a cacodemon*
"How I've longed for this moment doomguy, the day that I would finally have the demons I needed to haul you out of your cushy base and expose you to the flames of Hell as the human that you are! a human so vile--" NEWMAN!
Blazkowicz: "So, essentially, you chose rifle over a woman?" Doomguy: "It was a boomstick." Blazkowicz: "Yeah. You know what I just realized? Suddenly, Caleb has become much more normal than you."
@@slickryder If not getting laid brings one to such heights of this Absolute Human Awareness that I just witnessed! Then I choose not to get laid my good sir!
Kramer insists on using only the chainsaw when he plays, claiming it makes the game "more realistic." Jerry dates a girl who creates a new file with every save, instead of just saving over the existing file; this vexes him to no end. Elaine blames her poor performance in deathmatches on her mouse, claiming the ball "sticks." George beats the game in record time, and is able to impress women by telling them about it . . . until it is revealed that he used cheats.
Cleveland Rock I wonder if game charachters like health packs because they taste good. Like chocolate That would mean health upgrades would be even tastier
@@Roman_Waves According to him, not Doom, apparently. Eternal was literally what you'd get if Doom 2 and Quake had a baby, and that's all I wanted out of it.
Jerry: "Where are we? I don't know. George, where are we?" George: "I don't know." Jerry: "Hold on, let me ask somebody. Excuse me, where are we?" Cyber Demon: "RGFRLRGTKJDYEKDJFLL!!!!" Jerry: "Hey, I'm on the phone with the police!"
* Pops in through a door. Meanwhile there's a bright red, demonic light behind him.* Doom Marine: "I'm on no sleep. NO SLEEP. You don't know what it's like in there! All night long I've been ripping and tearing and that light is burning my brain." VEGA: "You look a little stressed." Doom Marine: "OH I"M STRESSED!"
Hey Jerry, can I borrow your car? My mom's coming into town this weekend George, that isn't your mom, that's a cyberdemon bent on world domination Well.... That's not much different is it? Fine, just don't tear up the seats
@@charbomber110 guys, whats the deal with the plasma gun? I mean, it's just a minigun but you have to factor in projectiles! I mean, c'mon, who would use the plasma gun when you got a minigun?
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i thought i was early until i saw the video date
How in the hell did this blow up so fast after so long? I can only imagine your reaction.
Superbunnyhop linked it a while back on a video which was enough for me. Now it's just silly.
Nice,
Now do WolfenStein-feld.
An FPS about Nothing.
Thoralmir I think you're on to something.
+Magnificent Infinite don't ruin it.
How do we know when it's over?
I mean, that's not even wrong. Doom is basically the Seinfeld of video games, the simplest formula that is the basis of everything else in it's genre.
Levi Sullivan And works masterfully
Doomfeld was filmed in front of an undead studio audience.
Doomfeld's audiance was murdered infront of a camera.
A mortally challenged audience
Nah it's a hell populated audience.
@@pokemonfan8982 it's he'll of an audience
a hell of an undead studio audience
"I mean, he's a Cyberdemon. Not that there's anything wrong with that!"
ROFLMAO at that reference
"Of course not! My father was a cyberdemon!"
666 noice
That is probably the imp
*laugh track*
“You know, What is the deeeaal... with Dr. Samuel Hayden? I mean, he looks like a robot, but he has the voice of a smoker! Can’t decide whether he needs a system update or a nicotine patch.”
Holy fuck this is a great comment
That was actually a pretty good joke lmao 😂
Gold!
He's running on Windows 7
Honestly good job
"George, you don't use the BFG on imps, you just don't."
*laugh track*
and whats the deal with airline skeletons??
Skeletons?? Have you played DOOM
Revenents Obagus, revenants.
+"WeebySpice" "George, you're wasting the ammo! They're not that tough! You need to save it for the Cyberdemons and the bigger monstrosities George! C'mon!"
"You gotta put on the helmet, Jerry!"
*_"But I don't wanna be a Doomguy!"_*
WHO DOES NOT WANT TO WEAR THE HELMET?!!!!
@@stavivanackerson6563 Cue laugh track
@@demi-fiendoftime3825 LMAO... It made think of the Puerto Rican dude... "Who does not want to wear the flower"!!!.... Kramer got beat up!!! LMAO....
I got the reference xDDDDDDDDD 🥳🥳🥳😤😤😤 very funny thank you for sharing
Rofl
"I'm telling you Jerry, In that moment... I was a space marine."
Space marine biologist
SPHESS MEHRENES
@@TheDayMang
SPACE DOLPHINS.
@@Raccon_Detective. yare yare daze
@@jimmyjohnjoejr.9020 shut the
[Kramer walks in and slaps his severed arm on the table]
Kramer: I'm out!
Underrated
"That was fast!"
"Well it was that H-Doom across the hellscape! You better look out buddy, she's gonna get you next..."
*laugh track*
Just thought I'd revisit this thread and announce this comment got me to rewatch the show again
@@khamulthewack4732 same
Whats the deeeeeeeal with Mars? is it a planet or a chocolate?!!
UR86 *laugh track*
UR86 it's a planet made out of chocolate with a caramel core...
I don't like coconut.
TheDementedSheepTV yes, some parts of the levels in Doom is on mars
UR86 meh, sorta clever
And have you ever noticed how long it takes to find colored keys to match the doors? What.. is.. the deal?
*laugh track*
I mean, why not use the keys from the previous stage?
DoomMaster10913 the filthy casual Why not find the janitor and take his keys?
Jonathon Andrews That one made me lol hard
Doom 2016 in a nutshell
Prequel would be 'Wolfensteinfeld 3D' with Cyber Soup Nazi as the final boss.
This is very good
lmao
But will there be any for you?
@@lkskun NO SOUP FOR YOU!
@@AwoxStork *NEXT!!!*
"I killed two cacodemons, Jerry! TWO!"
"but are you still master of your domain?"
"Two hundred demons? That's 20%-"
Charlie: "Not two hundred. Just two."
"Two!? That's not even a percent!"
This is it. This is the pinnacle of music.
omgsaintrave oh you!
+Ｒｕｓｈｎｅｒｄ I've repeated this 52 times on youtube repeat.
id agree if beat it didn't exist on the sega genesis.
The FLStudio 12 of music ^-^
GUTSMAN'S ASS
"Did you see the way she was looking at me?"
"She's a Cyberdemon, George, a Cyberdemon!"
"I know, I know. Kind of a cute Cyberdemon, though."
Cue H-Doom episode...
Have you seen the ass on the doom 2016 summoners though
@@Elyseon man of culture
As soon as i read this I couldn’t help but think about cyberdemon ass
*rule 34 would like to know your location*
DOOMfeld
E1M1: At Newman's Door
Newman is clearly a Pain Elemental though.
Knee-Deep in the Pool
@@Hawkstar270 I WAS IN THE POOL!
@@CaptainRufus He's more of a Mancubus tbh.
*Laugh track*
"Cosmo Kramer... you ARE the Doom Guy"
"No I'm not the Doom Guy!"
"Well, as far as the UAC is concerned, you are."
E
Cacodemon proctology. ... On a side note, looks like the Doomguy is pulling the "stop short" maneuver.
whats the deal with demons? first you let them into your reality through an interdimentional portal then they thank you by slautering every one in your research station
*JERRY!*
I need to borrow your BFG
This comment was almost 5 years in the making.
now that I think about it doom was just half lifes big brother
You fucking take that back!
CocaBleach doom came first idiot
The demons were angry that day, my friend. Like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli.
GrizzlyAdams94
*hell
"A giant canon?! Really, Jerry?!"
"What? What's wrong with that?"
" *YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT A HOLE INTO THE SURFACE OF MARS, JERRY* "
Objective updated: Shoot a hole onto the surface of Mars
Two icons of the 90’s have merged.
Kramer: Doom Guy? The main character's name is actually, Doom Guy?
Librarian: It's true.
Kramer: That's amazing! That's like an ice cream man named Cone.
[Laugh track]
Jacob Zubrod I call him the space marine.
his name is doom slayer
Cone Guy
@@diccchocolate416 only in the new one
@@diccchocolate416 Doom Slayer is also Doom Guy
"Hello *Lucifer*."
"Hello Doomguy."
"I've been informed that you've been slaying demons on your office desk."
"Oh? Who told you that?"
"The demons."
“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?”
Jerry: “You’ll never believe this”
Elaine: “What?!?”
Jerry: “You know that bunny I just got?”
Elaine: “What about him?”
Jerry: “Remember those demons?
Elaine: “Ya just spill it!”
Jerry: “They killed my bunny”
Kramer burst through the door
Kramer: “WHAT! JerryIheardwhatyoujustsaidthat’ssomethingyacan’tstandforyiugittagetbackathoseguys”
George pops in and grabs some cereal
George: “JERRY! What happened to your bunny I just saw what happened!”
Jerry: “Those demons came and took him down George I wasn’t there I couldn’t stop them!”
George: “Well, whadaya gonna do?!”
Kramer: “That’s..what..I’ve..been..SAYING! You gotta get back at em Jerry”
Elaine: “You need to just kill em all that’s what we’d do in grade school to girls like that nasty Whitney Huberts, eww”
Jerry: “That’s real sick Elaine ya know that? But it might just work”
This could legitimately be part of an episode
Why is it so universally accessible to write a Seinfeld episode?
This could be an episode
Can we get a Jerry Seinfeld camio here
If the 1990s could have an anthem it would be it
All that's missing is the space jam remix.
True Animate bit of fresh prince too.
True Animate yep with a bit of MARIO 64
True Animate 666 likes we shall summon the damned from history.
True Animate *it would be this
I mean, what's the deal with these demons
+Edgy Spaghetti man you took the joke right outta my mouth a year ago
big pops jalops *laugh track*
And what's the deal with airline food?
Whoops looks like Im 3 years too late
Fun fact: Seinfeld's airline food standup was to make fun of comedians making that joke, but it's now associated with him more.
"Kramer what are you doing!?"
*"What does it look like Jerry? I'm creating a hell-wave."*
"Instead of a Christmas tree, we had an aluminum pole with the blood of demons on it"
We celebrate Marsivus.
Jerry can I borrow your chainsaw?
My chainsaw!? What do I look like, Bruce Campbell!? C'mon!
Aw c'mon!! I got pinkies runnin' a muck all around my apartment! I gotta do _somethin'_ Jerry! Please!
*short pause* Alriiiiight! But if you get just one drop of bl-
*Kramer already ran off with the chainsaw. Laughtrack plays.*
*Later, Kramer is shown returning the chainsaw with a busted motor and chain dangling off it*
Kramer: Here ya go buddy. Told ya I'd bring it back. Giddyup! Alright see ya later Jer...
Jerry: Wait a minute! Kramer! What the hell happened to it?!
Kramer: What happened to what?
Jerry: The chainsaw you stupid idiot! Look at this thing! What'd d'ya do to it?!
Kramer: Oh well one of the pinkies they uh, they got a hold of it...
Jerry: What?! HOW?!
Kramer: I dunno Jerry, those things are unpredictable! You know how it is.
Jerry: Well, you're paying for it, that's for sure!
Kramer: Aw c'mon Jer, be reasonable!
Jerry: Don't make me get out the BFG Kramer! I mean it I'll do it!
Kramer: AAAAAHHHHHH-ALRIGHT! I'll pay ya Tuesday.
*Cue Laughter Track, Seinfeld Beat, and Transitional Scene.*
"Hello Satan"
"Hello Doomguy"
Hello...
Dooman.
Satan: wait what
*laugh track*
'You shouldn't be here.'
'Neither should you.'
" In the middle ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it!"
"They didn't have BFG9000's in the middle ages."
This is the most golden comment section I've ever seen.
Half the appeal of this video tbh
"Hey Jerry, do you think I could get a Twix?"
"THERE'S NO TWIX ON MARS, GEORGE. You should have bought one up before we left!"
"I can't stand this... I only picked up 25 shells for my shotgun! Do you think Ted Danson would have gotten 25 shells?"
"Will you stop talking about Ted Danson? He wasn't even deployed to this sector!"
Isnt there should be MARS on Mars?
thejobloshow lol, freakin hilarious 😂
"You can't just buy twix on Mars"
Objective: Find a place that sells Twix on mars
"You know... My friend Bob Sacamano happens to have found this bag...
It is a WwWwWwWiiiild baaag! It has FIFTY SHELLS on it..."
"FIFTY SHELLS? Wow. I could get 40 and sell the other 10 for I don't know... a Twix maybe?"
"Yeah, you definitely could get THOSE on Deimos..."
"What do you mean, Deimos? There's only one moon on Mars!"
"Nah, this is what they want you to think..."
What's the deal with spiderdemons? I mean if it's a spider, why is it a demon?
You sir....get a digital cookie🍪
(Laugh track)
Kyle McGillicuddy I looked through the lore. they're from another realm but were adopted by hell and joined forces. the spider mastermind is their leader.
o shit I just got the joke. relevant lore nonetheless
*Kramer busts in being chased by "Floaty Head Thingies."*
Jerry faces his arch nemesis, CyberNewman
Jerry: we go to id software and tell them we have a game about nothing.
George: Exactly!
Jerry: What’s your game about? I say nothing.
George: There ya go!
Jerry: .... I think you may have something here!
What's the deaaaaal with Imps? Why are they so angry? Can't we just get along?
W h A t I s A c A c O d E m O n?
@@benjibunny360 Floaty cyclops meatballs.
@@josephrobertson6966 does hell have spaghetti demons too? I'll just go there with a knife and fork and eat my way through it
@@Omnishredder Yes, I believe they're called L*imps*
@@benjibunny360 caco or pOoP
*NO HEALTH BONUS FOR YOU*
Surrounded by imps and cacaodemons,
George asks Doom guy for a few extra shotgun shells,
Doom guy denies, although he has plenty on his person,
*"You know, we're living in a society!!"*
Mister Seinfeld?
"cacao demons"
Elaine: Excuse me, I'm sorry... this is embarrassing, but there's no shotgun shells over here.
Doomguy: Are you talking to me?
Elaine: Yeah, I just forgot to check, so if you could spare some...
Doomguy: *shifts away slightly* No, I'm sorry.
Elaine: What? You can't spare it?
Doomguy: No, there's not enough to spare.
Elaine: Well, I don't need much, just three shells would do it!
Doomguy: I'm sorry, I only have three shells! Now if you don't mind...
*Elaine dies horribly to a cacodemon*
WE ARE SUPPOSED TO ACT IN A CIVILIZED MANNER!
"How I've longed for this moment doomguy, the day that I would finally have the demons I needed to haul you out of your cushy base and expose you to the flames of Hell as the human that you are! a human so vile--"
NEWMAN!
Blazkowicz: "So, essentially, you chose rifle over a woman?"
Doomguy: "It was a boomstick."
Blazkowicz: "Yeah. You know what I just realized? Suddenly, Caleb has become much more normal than you."
"Have you tried the boomstick?"
" . . . Yeah, you made the right choice."
Random cultist steals Caleb's Twix bar.
"My Twix bar? NoooOOOOOOOOO!!!. Show yourself! SHOW YOURSELF!"
I want a universe where
Duke Nukem, Serious Sam, DOOM guy and Blazkowics is in a Seinfeld sitcom
DOOM GUY'S GETTIN' UPSET
JON'S GETTING UPSET
The secret level is where you have to fight the cyber Soup Nazi.
Wolfensteinfeld
@@Max-se3ii Steinfeld*
Return to Castle Wolfeld
Halt! Zupstaffel! Mein Zupen!
*"NO SUPER SHOTGUN FOR YOU"*
"I've been going out with this Cyberdemon..."
"Is he BFG-worthy?"
"Oh, he's BFG-worthy!"
"When you control the Argent Energy, you control information!"
WADS the deal with the modding community?!
Sainsbury's Chocolate Chip Cookie
Your pun is underrated, 10/10. You are now one of my favorite people.
@@minnabaru341 he is now the best human ever lived
Get Laid brah
@@slickryder
If not getting laid brings one to such heights of this Absolute Human Awareness that I just witnessed!
Then I choose not to get laid my good sir!
@@GetsugaTensho85 well lets call you a virgin is that a good deal?
Kramer insists on using only the chainsaw when he plays, claiming it makes the game "more realistic." Jerry dates a girl who creates a new file with every save, instead of just saving over the existing file; this vexes him to no end. Elaine blames her poor performance in deathmatches on her mouse, claiming the ball "sticks." George beats the game in record time, and is able to impress women by telling them about it . . . until it is revealed that he used cheats.
10/10 would watch
so good lmao
This is gold
JERRY: You're fighting demons in Mars, Kramer. How is that realistic to begin with?
These health bonuses are making me thisty!
Seriously, they that blue hue really makes it look drinkable.
Final level, giant door opens, and the boss takes one step out.
Doomguy: "Hello, Newman."
Who's going to turn down a medkit? It's chocolate, it's peppermint… It's delicious! It's very refreshing!
Cleveland Rock I wonder if game charachters like health packs because they taste good. Like chocolate
That would mean health upgrades would be even tastier
Now whats the deal with Mars? First you find a puddle of water, then right next to it lies the gateways to Hell? Talk about a major discovery.
Kramer: "you know who else been to hell and back? my friend Bob cyberdemon."
*shoots the BFG at a room full of demons*
"That's a shame..."
Ｎ Ｏ Ｈ Ｅ Ａ Ｌ Ｔ Ｈ Ｆ Ｏ Ｒ Ｙ Ｏ Ｕ
These cacodemons are making me thirsty!
CoolPantsMcBiscuitMittens 10/10 comment
These cacodemons! _..they're making me thirsty!_
CoolPantsMcBiscuitMittens casual deicide reference in there.
*laugh track*
George: Jerry come here! There is a portal to hell in my house!
Jerry: Uncle Leo?
I have muted doom eternal's music and am now listening to this. It is gorgeous
A game about nothing.
THESE ENTRAILS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
I feel ashamed for actually recognizing the origin of your profile pic.
TheTullecesama don't be
Where's your profile pic from? I need it for... Umm... Reasons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Vault Meat x Futanari Curie.
also stop doing the Naruto excuse everyone does.
Raul Gonzalez: Hentai Hunter What Naruto excuse lol
Jerry: Ah, you mean berserkage.
George: I WAS WIELDING A CHAINSAW!!!
DOOM Eternal is jaw dropping, go buy it now.
You have me convinced, I'll consider it
Khan silence xoomer
can confirm, DOOM Eternal is great.
@Khan The fuck was Doom "meant to be?"
@@Roman_Waves According to him, not Doom, apparently. Eternal was literally what you'd get if Doom 2 and Quake had a baby, and that's all I wanted out of it.
Master of My Doomain
BFFs Engineer oh hello there
666 likes good for you bro
Serenity now, rip and tear later.
*"Maybe the cacaodemon ate your baby!"*
Kramer: Alright Jerry, take the Berserk Orb!
Jerry: But I don’t wanna Rip and Tear!
I WAS KNEE DEEP IN THE DEAD!
The NRA called, they’re running out of bullets
The dead demon store called, they’re running out of you
quicksurrashu Why does it matter? You were their best seller!
*laugh track*
Oh yeah? Well I opened a portal to hell
@@christophervaldez8421 .....His wife's in Hell.
theyre running out of souls to turn
Final Boss Battle:
"Hello, Doomguy."
"Hello, Newman."
(Blows up Newman with the BFG)
“OH THE HUMANITY!!”
E1M1: At Jerry's Apartment
God gave us life, and this is how we repay him?
laugh track
Your God but not my God
God doesn't get it, he's just laughing along
This is more than enough payment
This is a gift greater than life
Hello Cyber-Newman...
Hello DoomJerry...
*DEMON LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES*
Jerry: "Where are we? I don't know. George, where are we?"
George: "I don't know."
Jerry: "Hold on, let me ask somebody. Excuse me, where are we?"
Cyber Demon: "RGFRLRGTKJDYEKDJFLL!!!!"
Jerry: "Hey, I'm on the phone with the police!"
-"You mean the only thing between us and...that is a single layer of security armor?!"
-"I'm only at 100% armor and I LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!"
The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of kevlar...
Nico Goddamnit
The Kevlar is for the demons’ protection.
I'm like a naked incensed boy rrroamin' the planetside!!
what's the deal with hellspawns?
N/A I'm commenting to let you know how many well deserved likes you have
N/A 666 likes nice
*laugh track*
I mean like, come on!
* Pops in through a door. Meanwhile there's a bright red, demonic light behind him.*
Doom Marine: "I'm on no sleep. NO SLEEP. You don't know what it's like in there! All night long I've been ripping and tearing and that light is burning my brain."
VEGA: "You look a little stressed."
Doom Marine: "OH I"M STRESSED!"
"I'm not ashamed of using argent energy"
That's the thing, you should be.
So this portal to hell opens up yada, yada, yada I'm now an American hero.
THESE MEDIKITS. THEY ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
DisasterEXE LMAO
Hey Jerry, can I borrow your car? My mom's coming into town this weekend
George, that isn't your mom, that's a cyberdemon bent on world domination
Well.... That's not much different is it?
Fine, just don't tear up the seats
This video was uploaded on 20th of March
*COINCIDENCE?*
I knew this day was coming eight years ago.
I think it’s even more relevant not than ever lmao
I THINK NOT!!!
I don't get it.
Hey Jerry, can I use your shower? There's a portal to hell in mine.
EDIT (April 7, 2020): Why did over 10,000 of you like this?
Of course
Jesus that made me laugh out loud!
+The Real Jerry Seinfeld *laugh track*
Go ahead
Niiice!
I went to Mars, it was full of demons and monsters, got myself a rocket launcher and a chainsaw, yadda-yadda-yadda, then I destroyed the Cyberdemon.
"You know, 30 years ago your bunny would have been hanging upside down with a pitchfork up his ass!"
- Kramer
These Revenants... are makin' me BLOODTHIRSTY!
They should've played that song for the recreation of Jerry's apartment in Doom 2.
I am glad that this exists.
Thanks!
"Kramer, what's going on in there?"
"We opened a portal to Hell, Jerry."
The popping sounds are just doomguy pulling out cacodemon eyes
I approve of this.
Heeey, I know you. You were messing with The Sopranos.
George Costanza agreed
Explain this, atheists.
Only the Bible can
My explanation is that this is the work of AN ENEMY STAND
Well video game from the 90s was having its theme dubbed over by the opening theme to what sitcom from the 90s. There you go.
That's say the *BIBBLE*
Another Epic Gamer its hells door or eyes of hell
I like to Imagine this song plays In Jerry's mind whenever he's running late for something
"you know when livin' in Kadingir Sanctum, you suppose to act in a civilized way!"
proof that humanity is the greatest species in the universe
WORLDS ARE COLLIDING!
IF YOU GO THROUGH THAT DOOR, THE DOOMGUY YOU KNOW AND LOVE CEASES TO EXIST!
"I HAD TO GO TO PHOBOS JERRY, PHOBOS!"
I love you for making an actual good Seinfeld reference
Oh, he'll respwan later. Didn't your play the last Doom? The guy reincarnates now. :P He might be a Timelord on Roids or something.
HA-HO!
YOU CREATE THE DOOM FILM!
"What's going on in there!?"
"It's hell, Jerry!"
"Can't you close the portal!?"
"It is closed..."
When you pause Doom Eternal and still hear demon noises.
Knee Deep in Stand-Up Comedy
Thy airline food consumed
@@drakep.5857 Seinferno
@@charbomber110 guys, whats the deal with the plasma gun? I mean, it's just a minigun but you have to factor in projectiles! I mean, c'mon, who would use the plasma gun when you got a minigun?
@@drakep.5857 All this heavy ordinance is making me hungry.
I want this played at my funeral.
so...did they play at your funeral?
I think they did.
@@NunyaMcBusiness RIP (& tear) then.
Newman is the final Boss.