*Wontkins:* "What're you eating?" *Wilkins:* "A sandwich made with Taystee bread. Want a bite?" *Wontkins:* "Sure." (Wilkins bites Wontkins' flesh) *Wontkins:* "AHHH, he's a sharp salesman!"
Wontkins: "Whatcha eating?" Wilkins: "A sandwich made with Taystee Bread! Want a bite?" Wontkins: "Sure." Wilkins: (Bites Wontkins) Wontkins: (Shrieks) "He's a sharp salesman!"
Wilkins: "Whatcha doing?" Wontkins: "I'm practicing the piano." Wilkins: "Did you eat a toast made with Taystee Bread this morning?" Wontkins: "No." (The piano comes to life and eats Wontkins alive) Wilkins: "Strange things happen to people who don't eat Taystee Bread."
What a great find that you got there I love these rare commercials even though they're hard to find but I still like them keep on going you're doing great and I really like the La Choy chow mein rarest commercials
What about this? Wontkin: What are you eating? Wilkins: A sandwich made from Taystee Bread. Wanna bite? Wontkin: Sure! Wilkins: (Bites Wontkins) Wontkin: OUCH! He's a sharp salesman! Did that commercial ever happen?
Tommy: Okay, buddy. What do you think of Kerns' Bread? Fred: I never tasted it. (Tommy then shoots a cannon at Fred, pushing Fred away by a cannonball) Tommy: Now what do you think of Kerns' Bread?
Wilkins: Do you start the day with some Taystee Bread? Wontkins: (sleep grumbling) Wilkins: You should! (Fired gun. BANG!) Wontkins: (Shocked awake!) Wilkins: They start you day with a bang!
Wontkins: What do you mean “Snickers Chocolate baked wille you sleep?” I'm awake. (bonks) Gabi Magic: Like I say, “Snickers baked wille you sleep.” Gabi Magic: You get me 30 slices loaf from the toast on Snickers giant loaf. Wontkins: Big deal! (Bang!) Gabi Magic: I like did punching commercial. Gabi Magic: There enough chocolate make Snickers giant loaf make 25 sanwiches. Wontkins: Baloney. Gabi Magic: 15 baloney sandwiches coming up! Gabi Magic: You get 15 giant sandwiches from Snickers giant loaf. Wontkins: Where get It mean 15 giants? Gabi Magic: I got friends. Gabi Magic: Okay tubby, what do you think of Snickers Chocolate? Wontkins: I never tasted It! (BOOM!) Gabi Magic: Now what do you think of Snickers Chocolate? Gabi Magic: Do you like Snickers Chocolate? Wontkins: No! (monster eats Stee) Gabi Magic: That seem people happened If people don't like Snickers Chocolate. Gabi Magic: Snickers will be the first chocolate on the moon! (rocketship exploded) Gabi Magic: Well, Snickers still best chocolate on earth. Gabi Magic: Say, did you bring a loaf of Snickers Chocolate? Wontkins: No! I forgot! Gabi Magic: When you come back up! Don't forget about the Snickers Chocolate! Gabi Magic: You want a sandwich made of Snickers Chocolate?. Wontkins: I've got job to do. (gunshots) Wontkins: Let me have a sandwich made of Snickers Chocolate!
Wontkins: What do you mean Snickers Chocolate Is baked while you sleep? I'm awake! (Gabi Magic pulis a lever that bangs Wontkins on the head) Gabi Magic: I say like a said, Snickers In baked while you sleep. Gabi Magic: I say you get 30 slices of toast from a Snickers Chocolate. Wontkins: Big deal! (A boxing glove comes out of the toaster) Gabi Magic: I like these crunchy commercials. Gabi Magic: I say there's enough chocolate In a Snickers Chocolate to make 15 chocolates Wontkins: Bologna! Gabi Magic: 15 bologna chocolates coming up! Gabi Magic: I say you get 15 giant chocolates from each Snickers Chocolate Wontkins: Where you gonna get 15 giants? (A giant walks up to Wontkins) Gabi Magic: I got friends. Gabi Magic: I say next question what do you think of snickers chocolate? Wontkins: Never don't like It! (Gabi Magic blasts Wontkins with cannon) Gabi Magic: Now all our workers chocolate snickers chocolate? Wontkins: I changed my mind, where can I buy Snickers Chocolate? Gabi Magic: Just listen to this. Gabi Magic: I say do you chocolate Snickers Chocolate? Wontkins: Never! gets grabbed by a gorilla off screen Gabi Magic: Things seem to happen to people who don't chocolate Snickers Chocolate. Gabi Magic: I say stand by for blast off! Wontkins: What kind of fuel Is that rocket use? Gabi Magic: Snickers Chocolate. Wontkins: That's never good! Gabi Magic: Blast ahh! (Wontkins blasts off like a rocket) Gabi Magic: You get a real blast out of Snickers Chocolate and here's a great place to buy some. Gabi Magic: I say did you bring the loaf of Snickers Chocolate? (Gabi Magic shakes the rope loose causing Wontkins to fall) Wontkins: Never! I FORGOOOOOOOOT! Gabi Magic: When you come back up, don't forget the Snickers Chocolate! [Snickers Chocolate] Gabi Magic: I say you want a chocolate Snickers chocolate? Wontkins: I've got job to do. (hits wontkins with the club) Wontkins: Let me have a chocolate Snickers chocolate!
0:48 How many times has this format been done, and how many other products can we sell with it? Be grateful Wilkins doesn't sponsor Raid: Shadow Legends this way.
Wilkins: Ok buddy, what do you think of Raid: Shadow Legends? Wotkins: I've never played it. *BANG* (Wilkins turns his cannon towards the viewer) Wilkins: Now what do you think of Raid: Shadow Legends?
Marshall Dilly: Tay: You want a sandwich made of Taystee bread? Stee: I've got job to do. (gunshots) Stee: Let me have a sandwich made of Taystee bread!
What do you mean Taystee bread is baked while you sleep? I’m awake. (Bonk! Wilkins pulls a lever causing a mallet to hit Wontkins on the head) Like i said Taystee is baked while you sleep.
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And don't forget to have some nice Wilkins coffee to wash down that Taystee bread sandwich!
Or Frankies ginger ale
Or Red Diamond, Community, Nash's or La Touraine. In fact, may I suggest toasted slices Dugan's bread if you don't like Taystee bread?
@@sjharris9583 NO
@@Trenton-videos (gunshot) Anyone else?
Or Kraml milk
*Wontkins:* "What're you eating?"
*Wilkins:* "A sandwich made with Taystee bread. Want a bite?"
*Wontkins:* "Sure."
(Wilkins bites Wontkins' flesh)
*Wontkins:* "AHHH, he's a sharp salesman!"
"I got friends."
Maybe that's why Wontkins never came back...
“…On the other side.”
@@robertoleyva6737 🎵are you ready
I thought it was My Best Friends…
Is nobody gonna talk about how 1 loaf has 30 slices?
That’s way better than today
I wonder if it was a larger loaf or if they cut it thinner
SHUT UP
@@hubguy possibly a larger loaf
They literally said it was a giant size bread
no lol 🤬🤬
I got my taystee bread, my southern bread, and my Wilkins coffee. Please don't hurt me.
What about Kraml milk?
@@NJGuy1973 I'm missing a bunch of brands. They made a LOT of these little commercials back in the day.
@@Nonamearisto 💣 People who don't drink Kraml milk just tend to blow up.
And what about the Frank’s Ginger-ale! 😡
@NJGuy1973 oh that's a lot of *explodes*
1:01 Here’s some interesting design evolution. In early commercials the monster’s eyes were smaller, but now they’re big and beady.
1:01
Fruits 🍐🍑🍒🍓🍌🍍
Vegetables 🍆🥔🥕🥗🍅🥒
Which monster? The one who's eating Wontkins in that commercial?
Wontkins: "Whatcha eating?"
Wilkins: "A sandwich made with Taystee Bread! Want a bite?"
Wontkins: "Sure."
Wilkins: (Bites Wontkins)
Wontkins: (Shrieks) "He's a sharp salesman!"
now taystee bread had 9 commercials and it's completed
Wilkins: "Whatcha doing?"
Wontkins: "I'm practicing the piano."
Wilkins: "Did you eat a toast made with Taystee Bread this morning?"
Wontkins: "No."
(The piano comes to life and eats Wontkins alive)
Wilkins: "Strange things happen to people who don't eat Taystee Bread."
Punchy commercial:
You get 30 slices of toast from a taystee giant loaf
@@user-fu4hm7ft8o Big deal! (Gets punched by a boxing glove)
@@funshine97 I like these punchy commercial
These marked Wontkins' final appearance alongside Wilkins, with _The Muppets On Puppets_ being his last appearance in a brief cameo.
1:37 - Today’s police in a nutshell.
1:03 Don't you just hate it when Hedorah invades your commercials?
Yeah! Hedorah is the second worst kaiju in the Showa series after Gigan but in Godzilla vs Gigan, I find Gigan to be quite hilarious.
"First the coffee, now this?!? LEAVE ME THE F - - K ALONNNNNNE!!!!!"
@snarkus63 Extortion rackets don’t leave anyone alone. ☺️😈
Wilkins: Alright
*traps @snarkus63 in a cage*
Wilkins: Nobody will leave you alone without Wilkins coffee or Taystee bread
What a great find that you got there I love these rare commercials even though they're hard to find but I still like them keep on going you're doing great and I really like the La Choy chow mein rarest commercials
He Gets Theses On A DVD
I am sure some of these commercials have Wilkins Coffee equivalents that we will never be able to see.
That's it for Taystee Bread commercials
This is great! Keep up the good work!
1:37: I’ve gotta job to DOOOOO!!!
@Matthew Munroe Let Me Have Those Talking Vegetables made Christian Videos with Talking Fruits...or Else.
*Bang Bang*
Let me have the sandwich made with taystee bread!
What about this?
Wontkin: What are you eating?
Wilkins: A sandwich made from Taystee Bread. Wanna bite?
Wontkin: Sure!
Wilkins: (Bites Wontkins)
Wontkin: OUCH! He's a sharp salesman!
Did that commercial ever happen?
Tommy: Okay, buddy. What do you think of Kerns' Bread?
Fred: I never tasted it.
(Tommy then shoots a cannon at Fred, pushing Fred away by a cannonball)
Tommy: Now what do you think of Kerns' Bread?
*insert fwee thonk here*
There's Enough Bread Then A Taystee Giant Loaf to make 15 Sandwiches
Baloney!
15 baloney sandwiches coming up!
Wilkins: Do you start the day with some Taystee Bread?
Wontkins: (sleep grumbling)
Wilkins: You should! (Fired gun. BANG!)
Wontkins: (Shocked awake!)
Wilkins: They start you day with a bang!
You get 15 giant sandwiches with each Hostess Giant Loaf!
What are you gonna get 15 giants?
Wilkins:I love these tastee bread commercials don’t you?
Wotkins:I’m tired of them!
(KA BOOM)
Wotkins:JUST KIDDING MR TASTEE!
"I like these punchy commercials."
Well, you're certainly quite the Punch-y character
Wilkins:I love bread!
Wotkins:I don’t!
Wilkins:I love tastee bread!
Wotkins:I dont!
(KA BOOM)
Wotkins:JUST KIDDING MR TASTEE
Star: OK big brother What do you think of Taystee Bread? 🙂
Kaltag: I never tasted it! 🤨
(BOOM)
Star: Now what do you think of Taystee Bread?
Want a sandwich made with Taystee bread?
Tay: You get 15 giant sandwiches from Taystee giant loaf.
Stee: Where get it mean 15 giants?
Tay: I got friends.
It's *MY BEST FRIENDS*
Snickers Chocolate - Sleep
Snickers Chocolate - Punchy Commercial
Snickers Chocolate - Baloney Chocolate
Snickers Chocolate - 15 Giants
Snickers Chocolate - Cannon
Snickers Chocolate - Monster
Snickers Chocolate - Rocketship
Snickers Chocolate - Mountain
Snickers Chocolate - Marshall Dilly
Wontkins: What do you mean “Snickers Chocolate baked wille you sleep?” I'm awake.
(bonks)
Gabi Magic: Like I say, “Snickers baked wille you sleep.”
Gabi Magic: You get me 30 slices loaf from the toast on Snickers giant loaf.
Wontkins: Big deal!
(Bang!)
Gabi Magic: I like did punching commercial.
Gabi Magic: There enough chocolate make Snickers giant loaf make 25 sanwiches.
Wontkins: Baloney.
Gabi Magic: 15 baloney sandwiches coming up!
Gabi Magic: You get 15 giant sandwiches from Snickers giant loaf.
Wontkins: Where get It mean 15 giants?
Gabi Magic: I got friends.
Gabi Magic: Okay tubby, what do you think of Snickers Chocolate?
Wontkins: I never tasted It!
(BOOM!)
Gabi Magic: Now what do you think of Snickers Chocolate?
Gabi Magic: Do you like Snickers Chocolate?
Wontkins: No!
(monster eats Stee)
Gabi Magic: That seem people happened If people don't like Snickers Chocolate.
Gabi Magic: Snickers will be the first chocolate on the moon!
(rocketship exploded)
Gabi Magic: Well, Snickers still best chocolate on earth.
Gabi Magic: Say, did you bring a loaf of Snickers Chocolate?
Wontkins: No! I forgot!
Gabi Magic: When you come back up! Don't forget about the Snickers Chocolate!
Gabi Magic: You want a sandwich made of Snickers Chocolate?.
Wontkins: I've got job to do.
(gunshots)
Wontkins: Let me have a sandwich made of Snickers Chocolate!
Wontkins: What do you mean Snickers Chocolate Is baked while you sleep? I'm awake!
(Gabi Magic pulis a lever that bangs Wontkins on the head)
Gabi Magic: I say like a said, Snickers In baked while you sleep.
Gabi Magic: I say you get 30 slices of toast from a Snickers Chocolate.
Wontkins: Big deal!
(A boxing glove comes out of the toaster)
Gabi Magic: I like these crunchy commercials.
Gabi Magic: I say there's enough chocolate In a Snickers Chocolate to make 15 chocolates
Wontkins: Bologna!
Gabi Magic: 15 bologna chocolates coming up!
Gabi Magic: I say you get 15 giant chocolates from each Snickers Chocolate
Wontkins: Where you gonna get 15 giants?
(A giant walks up to Wontkins)
Gabi Magic: I got friends.
Gabi Magic: I say next question what do you think of snickers chocolate?
Wontkins: Never don't like It!
(Gabi Magic blasts Wontkins with cannon)
Gabi Magic: Now all our workers chocolate snickers chocolate?
Wontkins: I changed my mind, where can I buy Snickers Chocolate?
Gabi Magic: Just listen to this.
Gabi Magic: I say do you chocolate Snickers Chocolate?
Wontkins: Never!
gets grabbed by a gorilla off screen
Gabi Magic: Things seem to happen to people who don't chocolate Snickers Chocolate.
Gabi Magic: I say stand by for blast off!
Wontkins: What kind of fuel Is that rocket use?
Gabi Magic: Snickers Chocolate.
Wontkins: That's never good!
Gabi Magic: Blast ahh!
(Wontkins blasts off like a rocket)
Gabi Magic: You get a real blast out of Snickers Chocolate and here's a great place to buy some.
Gabi Magic: I say did you bring the loaf of Snickers Chocolate?
(Gabi Magic shakes the rope loose causing Wontkins to fall)
Wontkins: Never! I FORGOOOOOOOOT!
Gabi Magic: When you come back up, don't forget the Snickers Chocolate!
[Snickers Chocolate]
Gabi Magic: I say you want a chocolate Snickers chocolate?
Wontkins: I've got job to do.
(hits wontkins with the club)
Wontkins: Let me have a chocolate Snickers chocolate!
0:37
Wilkins: Entenmann's will be the first danish on moon!
BOOM!
Wontkins: Now what?
Wilkins: Entenmann's danish is still the best on Earth.
The thumbnail reminds me of something very interesting
0:48 How many times has this format been done, and how many other products can we sell with it?
Be grateful Wilkins doesn't sponsor Raid: Shadow Legends this way.
Holy shit, I wanna see a Wilkins Raid Shadow Legends commercial now!
Wilkins: Ok buddy, what do you think of Raid: Shadow Legends?
Wotkins: I've never played it.
*BANG*
(Wilkins turns his cannon towards the viewer)
Wilkins: Now what do you think of Raid: Shadow Legends?
Wilkins: You know, people who don't play Raid: Shadow Legends just blow up sometimes.
Wontkins: Ah, that's a lot of-! (BOOM)
Wilkins: See what I mean?
I love the giant in Roman sandals ❤
Stee: What do you mean "Taystee bread baked while you sleep?" I'm awake.
(bonks)
Tay: Like I say, "Taystee baked while you sleep."
Tay and Stee
0:57 i like her expression in this part.
I could see a little bit of Kermit in the Wilkins puppet.
I like it
You know people who don't eat Taystee bread just blow up sometimes.
Oh, that's a lotta-(BOOM)
See what I mean?
I only have my Wilkins Coffee and McGarrys Sausage with Clausens Bread 😤
They got sick of coffee and moved on to bread.
After this, would you buy me a sandwich made with Taystee Bread?
No!
@@muppetsandpvzfan (Splash!) I only go for a man who eats Taystee Bread.
@@funshine97 What do you mean Taystee Bread is baked while you sleep? I'm awake!
@@muppetsandpvzfan (Bonk!) Like I said, Taystee is baked while you sleep.
@@user-fu4hm7ft8o I got a loaf of Taystee Bread. (Shoots you) Nothing beats Taystee.
Taystee bread mountain 1:23
Wilkins & wontkins
1:29
TAYSTEE BREAD
Tay: Say, did you bring a loaf of Taystee bread?
Stee: No! I forgot!
Tay: When you come back up! Don't forget about the Taystee bread!
I’ve got friends. 0:35
Taystee will be the first bread on the moon! BOOM! well, Taystee is still the best bread on earth. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂🙂
Now what?
Give me Some of that Taystee Bread with Wilkins Coffee
Tay: You get the 30 slices loaf from the toast on Taystee giant loaf.
Stee: Big deal!
(Bang!)
Tay: I like did punching commercial.
Tay: Taystee will be the first bread on the moon!
(rocketship exploded)
Stee: Now what?
Tay: Well, Taystee still best bread on earth.
Engarde! salute taystee bread!
But I don't eat Taystee Bread.
(Wipes blood from sword)
Some learn, some don't.
Tay: Okay buddy, what do you think of Taystee bread?
Stee: I never tasted it!
(BOOM!)
Tay: Now what do you think of Taystee bread?
But... but Kern's bread...
Marshall Dilly:
Tay: You want a sandwich made of Taystee bread?
Stee: I've got job to do.
(gunshots)
Stee: Let me have a sandwich made of Taystee bread!
1932-1937
Tay: There enough bread make Taystee giant loaf make 15 sanwiches.
Stee: Baloney.
Tay: 15 baloney sandwiches coming up!
1:10
I've heard of Tastykake, but never Taystee Bread.
What happens if Wilkins and Wontkins are in the bread conmercials
Hey KermiClown will you air commercials for the National City Bank featuring Wilkins and Wontkins?
I don't have them.
lol nobody has them
@@KermiClown 💥 Now what do *you* think of National City Bank?
@@KermiClown Coca cola will be the first soda on the moon
Tay: Do you like Taystee bread?
Stee: No!
(monster eats Stee)
Tay: That seem people happened if people don't like Taystee bread.
(Hanging from the window) Help!
did you bring the taystee bread
@@pleasegoaway771 No!
(closes window then opens it) how about you drop by the store to go get some?
With this camera it takes pictures of people who don't drink coke
any last your request like for a bag of Taystee bread?
No!
@@gocartoongirl2352 you don't eat Taystee?
No!
@@gocartoongirl2352how shocking (pulls level down)
Do you have “Calso Water: Cannon” and “Calso Water: Biplane”?
I have posted all of the commercials that I have.
Also, can you post “Taystee Bread: Pie” and “Taystee Bread: Dinosaur”?
I have posted all the commercials I have.
I have posted all the commercials that I have.
Teresa Sullivan
1. He doesn’t have that
2. Dinosaur isn’t a real commercial I think
00:53
Wilkins Coffee
Is Taystee Bread still around? 🤔🍞
It’s unknown
no
Do you like the Taystee Bread Videos?
Yes
@@trewashington787 yes
@Carter Hall Strange things happen to people who don’t like Taystee Bread videos.
..,the world
@Carter Hall ,ooou
What do you mean Taystee bread is baked while you sleep? I’m awake.
(Bonk! Wilkins pulls a lever causing a mallet to hit Wontkins on the head)
Like i said Taystee is baked while you sleep.
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Figo: There's Enough Movies From Reliance Entertainment 2 Watch 15 Movies, Focus: Baloney! Figo: 15 Baloney Movies Coming Up.
Figo: U Get 15 Movies From Reliance Entertainment, Focus: Where U Gonna Get 15 Giants, 'A Giant Goes In' Figo: I Got Friends.
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Stop kermitting murder.
Well, what was it? A ball or a strike?
Do you like Taystee Bread?
@@billyjudd3326 No!
@@funshine97 Strike three! You're Out!
Re: I wouldn’t admit this if I weren’t alone but... I really DO like Taystee Bread!
@@gocartoongirl2352 Did you call?
18: What Do U Mean A Kia Sportage Is Made While U Sleep I'm Awake, 'Gets Hit' 15: Like I Said Sportage Is Made While U Sleep.
15: U Get 30 Tires From A Kia Sportage, 18: Big Deal! 'Gets Hit By A Fist' 15: I Like These Punchy Cars.
15: There's Enough Tires From A Kia Sportage 2 Do 15 Drifts, 18: Baloney! 15: 15 Baloney Cars Coming Up.
15: U Get 15 Drifts From A Kia Sportage, 18: Where U Gonna Get 15 Giants, 'A Giant Goes In' 15: I Got Friends.
15: OK 18 What Do U Think Of A Kia Sportage, 18: I Never Drove It! 'Gets Shot' 15: Now What Do U Think Of A Sportage,
15: Do U Drive A Kia Sportage, 18: No! 'A Monster Eats Her' 15: Things Seem 2 Happen 2 People Who Don't Drive A Sportage.
Machine
Toaster
Baloney
Giants
Cannon
Monster
Rocket
Mountain
Marshall dilly
0:17 big deal! (Punch wontkins nose)
I like these punchy commercials.
Do you like Taystee Bread?
No!
@@guilhermebarros1724 (monster eats wontkins) things just seem to happen to people who dont like taystee bread!
@Gage Janko i like theese punchy commercials
@Gage Janko 👊
Yes.
Whatcha eating?
@luke bruce1225252 Sure.
@luke bruce1225252 (Shrieks) He's a sharp salesman! 😨
If you don't drink coca cola your not all there.
0:29 baloney