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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 18. 11. 2020
- Two Women in kayak swallowed by humpback Whale, this shocking moment happened at Avila Beach, CA... what is the ending let's check out the video that have two side angle
"whale eats kayaker"
Attention : this video can make some viewers feels bad
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We've reached the pinnacle of CZcams. Not clickbait. Title event happens in first seconds of video. Multiple angles are shown. No annoying music. No annoying intro. It will never get better than this.
Bit odd that it was posted by a non English speaker when it was clearly filmed in America though. That update at the end seemed to have been translated from Chinese or something.
â@@philosophysique5419Why is that odd? Tourism is a real thing.
â@@philosophysique5419yeah so weird. Almost as if people were able to travel to other countries and weren't stuck in their hometown for their entire life. Must be fake like the moon landing
No 15 minute build up before you get to see what you clicked on the video for.
@@MarvinFikowitznope. This happened back in 2020 in Californiaâs San Luis Obispo Bay.
Maybe try some very quick research before publicly speculating. Took me under a minute to verify it.
Whale's attorney: "Mistakes were made."
Good one!
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Kayakers Lives Matter !
This made me laugh and laugh. Thanks!
If I was on a kayak next to them, Iâd be paddling so fast to shore, youâd thought a jet ski came by.
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Cartoon level paddling!
đđđđđđđđđđđđđ great line! Ive heard a joke this truck driver said i was going so fast the trees were bending over as i past themđđđđclassic!!
I dont blame you. Darwin said out the water.
I would have been running on water, youâd think I was Jesus.
This is the first person in history to put the phone down to go find out if someone is okay đ
Like they could help anyways. Yelling and waving your hands from a distance isn't that helpful really, lol.
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Iâm pretty sure the phone was put down Because she Wanted her hands on the paddles in case she wanted to run
But imagine telling your friends you canât go kayaking because your afraid to be swallowed by a whale. Theyâll probably laugh until you show them this video.
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Name isn't Jonah is it
Exactly
@@cathybaldry7822 And many said it was a fairy taleđ€Łđ€Ł. WellâŠthere they go. Truth be toldâŠit can happen.
Imagine surviving something like that -- what a tale to tell people!
It's a laughable thing and people would make fun i definetly wouldn't say that to anyone if that happened to me
Itâs a whale of a tale!!!
The canticle of Jonah in the belly..
That would be a whale of a story.
There was once a whaler who was swallowed by a whale. A day or 2 later his crew got a whale. By pure chance it was the same whale. When they cut it open they found the man alive and uninjured. Though all of his skin was permanently turned white or a grayish color. What may be even more crazy is he kept working on that ship and didn't make a big deal about it.
This just legitimized my dadâs fear of the ocean. đđđ
It Re-legitimized mine.
@@wavnino1Same
"How was the beach today?"
"Got swallowed by a whale. How was your brunch?"
Whale: âno humans were hurt in the making of this video.â
Whale: I wanted to eat me some kayakers.đđ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Ł
lol under-rated comment !
that was jonah an friend.
Whale: This video is human hearsay! It does not and is not to be admissible as evidence in the court of whale kind!!
Lol... I love it
The whale is like "I've always wanted to do that." Check that off his/her bucket list!
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Like the jack Daniels commercial lmaoo
This gives Jonah and the whale a new meaning.
No it doesn't. This is literally what happened in that story. Except potentially just with a really large fish and not a whale
The whales learnt the meaning of the old saying: you can't have your kayak and eat it.
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đđđđđThe internet is yours sir. Grats.
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Hats off to you, best CZcams comment everđ€Ł
I can imagine the whale going back to its friends and telling them, "OMG I GOT A COUPLE OF THOSE THINGS IN MY MOUTH GROSS GROSS GROSS!"
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More like: Whale: âI caught 2 really big humans, but they got away.â
Whaleâs buddy: âyeah, right. A likely story.â
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Yeah right -- you're just saying that so we don't get traumatized. I'm sure it didn't return them!. Why didn't the camera show it.
lady filming: âAre you Okayyy???!â
swallowed people: Weâre good
whale: Iâm fine also
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Whale say anyone got a toothpick? An ore will do
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I think this is the first ever video showing a whale swallowing a kayak. Amazing!!
Whale's cannot swallowanything bigger than a grape I think. It took the cayak to its mouth and then just... let them go.
The sea gauls behavior indicated that there was a school of fish below them & a whale lurking near by.
"I think this is the first ever video showing a whale swallowing a kayak. Amazing!!"
It's true, videos showing whales swallowing kayaks are not that common.
It is not. Seen it before.
Don't know if this really is the first such video, but it actually seems to happen very seldomly which is strange IMO. I've always asked myself why this doesn't happen more often.
I don't think the whale realized that it was swallowing a kayak and people until they were already in its mouth, but it did spit them out once it realized its mistake.
It wasn't the whale mistake. They were concienciously kayaking where the whales feed. They were looking for it. I don't think the whale could see the kayak behind the fish or plancton bank. People being stupid.
Is there video of them beig spat out?
@@berarma humpbacks don't feed that way cry baby. It was probably just playing with them.
Title: sensational! Video: does exactly what it says! Thumbnail: video gets straight to the point! GIVE THIS CZcamsR AN AWARD PLEASE!!!
AND video recorder actually put camera DOWN, Immediately, to help!
@@Christina-iv9jw good 1 Chrissy
Itâs not swallowing but tasting, though.
@@RTDRalph theyÂŽre all fooling us! đ
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What bragging rights they had afterwards! You could say " Well, this day might be bad, but not as bad as the day I got swallowed by a whale!"
Ok, that's the first actual LOL I've had in a couple days thank you for that! (And then after that statement I hear the Beavis and Butthead "uh-huh-huh...yeah..huh huh.... that sucked..."
@@CamilleGG451 LOL again!!
well, whales didn't actually swallow them its throat is size of dinner plate at most but it certainly put them in its mouth.
@@rickwrites2612 Tell that to Jonah! He was swallowed.
@@easye5653 The two guys can says that they're the two modern day Jonahs.
The whale probably felt so bad, thereâs so much proof about their capacity for empathy out there.
I don't know. Those whales don't eat like that the don't fight like that, or even hunt like that in the first place. there is a chance it was playing with them.
Someone just became coolest Grandma ever!
I like to think that lady has had a lifelong fear of going out onto the water, and that day her friends all finally talked her into it and had just started building her confidence up
Yeah, come out with us. Whatâs the worse that could happen!
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@@Mr2at Yhoo and then this happened, imagine đđđ
I am that lady and I approve this comment
I like your thought process.
Wow what an experience! Iâm glad they came away relatively unscathed. Closest thing Iâve seen to Jonahâs predicament đ
I was just saying- if that had happened to me, I'd change my name from Robin...to Jonah
@@Jake420 Yes
I was looking for a biblical comment! :-)
@@Jake420 I could have chosen " Robin Robyn Robbin"... But that's too much đ€Ł
Spit them out as soon as it realized they weren't Kosher.
"Remember that day we both got swallowed up by that whale" "oh yeah that was different"
Even the birds were like "hey hey hey hey that's a human"!
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Actually they were waiting to fight for scraps lol. Itâs what the birds normally do when a whale goes to swallow a whole school of fish near the surface.
â@@Mustang_Dan I feel sorry that you have no sense of humor. This is why no one invites you out to parties.
@@koibitothescrublord4977 Been waiting for your comment. Your lack of originality is sickeningly basic. I literally said to myself âhow long will it be till a douche bag comes along and says âit was a joke. You arenât fun.â And here you are, right on schedule.
However you failed to notice, in this instance, that the OP actually thinks the birds were trying to save a human and wasnât joking. It is up to us to let uninformed people know better because too many people are stupid these days. Thereâs a difference in saying something to be funny and saying something wrong because of not knowing any better. Even still, each time you get someone like you who thinks others donât know the difference when itâs actually you who canât tell when someone is stupid or just trying and failing at being funny.
@@koibitothescrublord4977 look whoâs talking⊠he didnât say anything offensive. No need to criminalize the guy and throw weird negative comments his way.
I read somewhere that a whales throat is actually very small, making it impossible for them to swallow a human. Still pretty terrifying. Especially if the whale decided to dive deep down without spitting them back out.
Can you even breathe if you were swallowed by a whale? What if you run out of breath or drown?
There was a story of a whale that was caught and they found a man inside still alive but his skin was bleached white and he lost all his hair. He was revived and described how he was doing something similar to this and then remembered sinking, being squeezed through something slimy, and then lost consciousness.
My buddy here was in the belly of a whale,ain't that right Jonah?
@@beanseason6515 I've read that story and am not entirely sure if it's true, or if parts of it are true. It doesn't help that it supposedly happened in the late 1800's either.
@@beanseason6515 wait do whaaat?!? Damn so if this is true a random person just happened to catch a whale while fishing and never seen them being swallowed and they just happened to not be dead long enough to be revived... I smell bs on this story. I'd check that if i was you. Just saying man.
Your friend tells you they got bit by a shark. You, who have been swallowed by a whale say âhold my beerâ
That must have been very inconvenient for all parties involved.
Dude on stand up board - "Well, that's about enough for me, time to go"
@John Bagley - Lol, yeah thatâs what I was thinking , him saying uhhh, screw it and bye bye đđđ
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Man that's exactly what I said lol
Lmfao!
That would be horrifying to witness and absolutely terrifying to be the one literally engulfed by a whale. Thank goodness they were all right! I'd still never kayak in the ocean again though. Only rivers and lakes from then on.
I think the PTSD of being swallowed by a whale would make me terrified of any kinds of bodies of water...đł
But alligators?
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Always thought this could happen so only do my sight seeing from a large boat.
Thereâs literally nothing fun about kayaking. Iâve done it before and itâs just a burden. If I ever do it again, it would be in a swimming pool.
"I got stung by a jellyfish while kayaking once."
"Hold my beer...."
Im more amazed to see the birds actually trying to help the people who were swallowed by the whale. Nature is wild. Birds have that sense about them.
Absolutely incredible and terrifying at the same time.
If that was you i doubt itll be incredible
@@DB-cg4vs In the moment it happens nope, it would not be incredible. But afterwards it would be fucking awesome. And I would tell everyone. The whale spit them out, with no injuries. LOL!
@@DB-cg4vs it would definitely be an experience to tell your grandkids about
Incredible means unbelievable. It's pretty unbelievable, if you ask me !
@@andresisthename where did you get that info from?about spitting them with no injuries
Others: how was your day?
Them: you wouldnt believe if I tell you.
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A whale of a story...
"Oh, you know, the usual... Woke up, took a shower, got out the kayak, wound up in a whale's mouth... nothing special."
Oh! well, it happened before ... during a severe storm in the Mediterranean... historically!
Tourists: letâs watch whale feeding
Whale: let me feed you
A whale to another whale:
- what do you do for a living?
- I'm an influencer on TT
Note to self: Don't go kayaking in the ocean around large sea mammals.đš
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Or ya know.. Just donât get in the ocean, Where large sea mammals are 100% likely to appear đđ
I'm gonna jot this down...
Boat been renamed: Jonah.
Small ones either...
This is in Avila Beach CA. The whale spit her out. That's why you don't go in the middle of a school of birds..... Birds on top means fish below.... Also other big fish
I was wondering what happened afterwards. So I'm assuming whales don't chew humans like shark does.
I didn't know. Thanks for the info. Spreading the word.
@@flytaaijag6109 no the whale would just spit them out once it realised, they do it with sea birds that they aciddently take in also, and the wale pushes the water out its mouth before it swallows so it has that time to access what it's gulped but it's does look scary lol that's why you don't go straight into the bait ball below đ
A whale is not a fish... just fyi đ
@@soja9305 I think he means there could be sharks or other fish in the area as well..
I think what surprised me more was how all the other people still stuck around watching instead of heading back to shore or get the heck out of there.
This is why you listen when God sends you on an errand
This was refreshing. Shows exactly what the titles says. And at the end informs they survived. The end. No 10 minute intro and endless talking and cuts in between and no CLICKBAIT.
Yes, except for the technicality that a whale like that can't actually swallow a human sized thing. So, it had them in its mouth and then yacked them out. I imagine the whale choking and being like, what the hell did I get in my mouth!? Yuck! lol I am surprised that they didn't get injured though. An accidental pinch by a huge whale jaw could easily end you, I would think.
4 real great video On God
@@NickRoman interesting I didn't know they couldn't swallow a human
But donât you first want a word from their sponsor?
I know exactly the kinds of channels you're talking about.
Dude, no one would believe you if it weren't filmed. Shit. That's just crazy.
True that!! People in today's world need a solid proof .
yes indeed that story would have been hard to swallow.
It happened in The Bible obviously
@@BobSmith-lf9ln and in the Qurran as well!
@@Citadin I SEA what you did there. I like it.
A real "Jonah" moment.
It must have been terrifying, but allâs well what ends well. We must protect and preserve whales, so beautiful and amazing creatures.
Whale- âHumans DO NOT taste like chickenâ. Humans- âWe found that guy Jonahâ.
@charleshunt7568.....đ€Ł
@@Diamondsrfvr Thanks
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And Geppetto.
Itâs situations like this where itâs scary for both the person and the whale. Humpback Whales are filter feeders and eat things such as plankton and brine shrimp. Them accidentally swallowing a creature as large as a human is potentially lethal for them and they know it so they try to get the person out of their mouth as fast as possible. Itâs a very rare occurrence that doesnât normally happen and is very dangerous for both sides.
they could not swallow a whole person since they canât cope with this size - they always would spit you out but yeah still dangerous
Yeah the throat is too small for a human to fit through let alone a kayak.
@@theultimatenewplayer9341 the big danger for a human would be the whale potentially panicking and diving. The pressure would be fatal but it would not be intentional. Very scary situation for all involved for sure. Happy everyone, animal and human alike, were fine.
Idk that second clip looked like the whale was going intentionally for the humans đ maybe that whale was just tired of they annoying as$ in the way and decided right then and there to change his diet đ€Ł
How can they accidentally eat something so far from their where they normally find their filter feeding foods?
Whale: "Smell's like fish but it wasn't."
As a lesbian I've never understood the vag-fish jokes.
It's smells & taste more like salty sweat? sometimes musky, sometimes iron like.
Def not fish. I know because I hate the smell of fishđđ .
@@bune1035 Honestly you're right. Lol Im 47 and I guess Im just repeating what Ive heard my whole life. Definitely salty and tasty too! Lol
*I can assure you that the whale had no intention of swallowing those humans; the whales were only following the plankton. Those humans just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.*
Oh thank goodness you cleared that up
@@subg8858 *Not everybody knows this. Just as the media has people believing the great white like to attack humans which is not true either. The Movie JAWS scared nearly everyone out of the water for some time. They always mistaken humans for animals of some kind. Such as surfer look like seals on their surfboard paddling like that.*
@@subg8858 *There's one exception, Jonah, in the bible, that was intentional.*
This whale was after the fish actually
@@MotoRide. *Only Toothed Whales are likely to hunt and eat fish, squid and something even other marine mammals. This whale was more of the Baleen Whales which has baleen instead of teeth. They primarily feed on small organisms such as plankton, krill and tiny fish. These types of whales are blue whale, humpback, and gray whale.*
Whale: "Hey, God. How did you get the ketchup inside the chicken McNuggets?"
Dark stuff.
I like how people are still filming instead of hauling ass I think at that point I wouldâve been walking on water back to shore
It's that they are "frozen in disbelief & fear." I was thinking the same thing too. You & I couldn't look away either, could we? We have the benefit of being safe watching this on our phones or our P.C.s.
@@karimanicolette1210 boomer humor...
@@karimanicolette1210 phone bad book good amirite?
@@janetcampbell9286 what if the whale did swallow them
Most times I know exactly what Iâd do. But in this situation, I think Iâd be stuck & perplexed, having to process WTF I just witnessed. Cause whales are usually docile plankton-eaters. It goes totally against their nature. Then maybe Iâd have the idea that the movie Food of the Gods or series ZOO was actually manifesting through reality and that all animals everywhere were rebelling against humans in unison.
* edit - I also feel this was done intentionally by the whale cause of the gentle ways they show in other videos. Like⊠This whale was making a statement to breach like that with its mouth open as it was.
One friend: "I got bitten by a shark!" Other friend, "Yeah, well I got swallowed by a whale!" đ
Except they weren't swallowed by the whale, because it would be impossible.
@@TransoceanicOutreach Get a life, it's a joke for cryin out loud
â@@Sh3lbyd0g10 hey pal youre not it. Hes right.
@@reins8053 well bro, it's still a joke for cryin out loud. Nobody claims his comment isn't correct. My comment is because instead of taking it for a joke, he had to go all scientific. It's a joke.
â@@Sh3lbyd0g10Oof, not cool dude...
I believe the phrase, "if it weren't filmed, nobody would believe it happened," was written for this exact event.
Every kayaker's worst nightmare. We like to pretend that it isn't possible to get swallowed by a whale, but clearly it is.
"SEE?...I TOLD YA!...NOW, DOES EVERYONE BELIEVE ME?" - Jonah
Best comment xd and the most logical one :)
Jonah was swallowed by a massive fish, not a whale.
@@braedynhoward3644 A whale is considered a massive fish!!
@@braedynhoward3644 I looked up the Greek word used. It is ketos which means massive sea creature which could have been a whale or massive fish. Not wanting to debate just share what I found.
@@Kbow-xe4rs I'll have to check that. When I study the Bible they are very adamant that we know the Bible says "large fish" when reading Jonah. A whale would make it much less possible for Jonah to survive. It was a massive fish.
The First Rule of Video Photography: when a whale swallows two people whole, CONTINUE FILMING and DONâT drop your camera into your boat!
I thought she fainted.
These lot are brave enough to confront nature then gets scared & drop camera when nature confronts back. Confused bunchđ©đ©đđ
Easier said than done there, Tex.
Right. And no one got video of them being spit out. Wth?
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The birds immediately: "Fiesta!"
What a story they will have to tell! People probably wonât believe them without seeing this footage. Wow!
It would have been a WHALE OF A TALE if it had not been captured on camera!
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It was a Moby Dick move I should add..
Grandkids: âhave you ever seen a whale up close?â
Grandparents: âweâve been inside one of thoseâ
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YES HE WAS TRYING TO GET GRANDPAW WEINER HE HE HE
@@charlesborders2893 Or "Wiener", for those who can spell Germanic words.
@@LaurieWilliams-lk8fc ALSO PECK [A BALL HEAD] PECK IS A SIGN [OF A INCOMPETANT MAN ] PECK EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. IN THE BUISSNESS WORLD MOST PEOPLE WANT DO BUISSNESS WITH A BALL-DE--GETMY DRIF PECK THEY KNOW WHAT INCOMPETANT--IS A PERSON WITH A BALL HEAD HELLO ----PECK
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Props to the cameraman for getting all the angles
I wanted to interview those two kayakers. 2000 years later, Jonah found his twins. A hyper instinct of whale is so amazing.
Scatter brained and crazy...next
would've been far funnier if you said "went" instead of wanted.
@Wasn't Me If it looks like a fish, acts like a fish, lives like a fish and swims like a fish...ITS A FISH. For the record, A whale does everything like a fish, SI, in my book, ITS A FISH. And, yes, it gives birth to other live FISH. Who cares. ITS A FISH
@Wasn't Me The taxonomy of animals wasn't given until the 1700s. Before then, whales were also called fish. Just a small history lesson by a Bible enthusiast.
@@abab-ml1ym Crazy is living life without any morals.
That's unbelievable and exactly what I'm afraid of with those little boats. Even a large boat. Being caught on video and everything that was incredible
False.....wasnt incredible....it was stupidity on humans part to interfere with whales eating...why cant they keep a distance... Why hover over the dinner plate like a self entitled mindless morron
Why fear with a large boat?
Yass qween
I actually witnessed a large shark following a kayak in Carmel. If you see someone that resembles me in one of those or a paddle/surf boards in the ocean. .. it's definitely not me.
That first person's "oh no" is just heartbreaking
I just saw this today. Just when you think it's safe to go back in the water...Bravo!
What story to tell⊠âYo Tom tell âem about that time that whale tried to swallow us! Then quickly spit us out because it thought it was hearing voices in its headâ
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Scientists: itâs impossible for a whale to swallow a human.
Whale: how about 2?
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Scientists tend to b idiots
@@jo351 right you are
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Surprisingly calm reactions lol
Closest look at a humpback feeding ever!
If I hadnât seen it with my own eyes I would not believe it. Insane! I am glad they were ok.
Literally went into its mouth. That's terrifying!! Also, a great story that no one would believe without this video haha.
Not only one, but TWO videos! Incredible.
No, I was wrong. THREE videos! The eaten shot one themselves. No video from the stomach, though. Too bad for the press. đ
I don't believe it with a video!
"You guys ever had a rub your face ?
About a month ago a guy was actually swallowed by a whale. He's a diver for lobsters. Unbelievable. Incredible story check it out.
Whale: Sorry, thought you were Jonah.
First: I was totally expecting to be annoyed, that I actually clicked on this video, because I did not expect to see what we just saw!!! đłđłđł
Second: Thank you for posting this, because I was just thinking earlier today, that I was interested in trying out kayaking. After this, NOPE, NOPE NOPE!!!
That is an incredible story and what an insane experience. I bet you and this other man who also got swallowed by a whale however, he got wedged in between the whales tongue and jaw, I'm sure you've heard of him, my apologies though I forgot his name. He seems to think the reason the whale spit him out is because the whale was uncomfortable with him wedged in his jaw. Spit him out straight up in the air, his friend was there and saw the whole thing. Glad you're OK and damn what a conversation piece đ
I don't mean to make light of their experience, but they'll have the best party story. It can't be topped.
His name was Jonah if Iâm not mistaken
I'd save this story for the one upper at the party ..shut him up for good
Wow đ. Who ever taped this, thanks for sharing with all of us!
The reason the whale spit them out, in all cases, is because they're not equipped to swallow such large prey. They go after plankton and other small prey which school in large numbers.
They are also uninterested in such large prey as mammals.
This was a mistake that the whale made... it was confused or distracted by something else.
Ny guess: The birds were crowded around the kayakers, and the whale might have been assuming they were chasing a large school near the surface, totally ignoring the big yellow thing amidst it. Or perhaps it had already resolved to scoop up everything around it and spit the yellow thing back out.
Either way, it's fascinating... and it's so great that two different people just happened to be filming in that direction at the right moment.
What gets me is the incredibly understated reactions from people watching. No screaming, just hushed âoh shitsâ like theyâre still in total awe of being in this creatureâs presence despite it having swallowed two people whole.
I think that's the sound of utter shock and disbelief and also maybe the thought of "if I stay quiet, he won't come and eat me to"
@@shanefreeman8561 that could certainly be it too
Maybe they just don't give a rat's and are grateful it wasn't them. That's about the size of it.
@@johanna5688 okay đ
Itâs because modern people are totally devoid of human feeling.
"So, Mr Whale, how do you plead?"
"Not hungry, your Honour"
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this whale just pulled the absolute very top best of scare pranks.
âAre you ok?â
âYes thanks, weâre having a whale of a time!â
I bow to ur dad joke skills đ€Ł Good 1
"yeah we're just DORKng around."
I was thinking about when they said that I'd be like "No!!! I just got swallowed by a whale! A person who just got swallowed by a whale is not alright!" đđ€Ż
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I used to kayak in the ocean but after seeing stuff like this I've began sticking to rivers. I think I would've died from sheer fright if this happened!
May I suggest a show called river monsters, with Jeremy Wade
Alligators?
@@gothicgirlfriend7375 I ve raised 2 alligators "Chomper" and "Donkey Donk " I would put them in the swimming pool sometimes. I only got bit once because I was drunk and my girlfriend told me not to kiss 'Chomper" so I did . He was barely a foot long and it didn't hurt bad. All that said I grew up right on the river and although I know the dangers snakes and alligators don't bother me at all . I am glad we don't have crocodiles, they are much more aggressive. Dear is dead but it's just the thought of getting eaten by a shark that chills me to the bone. I know that years ago a bull shark killed several people in one day and it was pretty far upriver.
@@12Jobrown thanks I will check that out. I grew up on the Altamaha river and it has a history of a river monster going back to the Tama indians. They called it the Altamahahe (sic) but most locals call it the "Goose Creek Monster". The last sighting I heard of was a captain and crew near Darien,Ga spotted it on an oyster bed . This was in the 90's I think and it's description sounds like that of a Plesiosaur. All I know is that there are surely things in the water that exist and haven't been recognized by zoology. My grandfather was a commercial fisherman and caught something about 120 miles up river that was huge and he didn't know what it was. He admitted that it had frightened him so he cut it free before it could sink the boat.
Yeah stick to rivers where you can just get ripped to shreds by a croc instead.
What an adventure that would be! Iâm so relieved everyone was ok.
Whale Uber Taxi: Oops, not a Pinnochio.
How many people read the title, looked at the thumbnail, & were mindblown twice at the same time?
1) We have amazing footage of a whale quietly, casually, *gently* swallowing two people in a kayak, whole, then they quietly pop up to the surface unharmed. There's no chaos. đ§ This is the kind of calm I need in my life.
2) Another person on CZcams making some ridiculously unbelievable claim in the title. Neither the thumbnail, nor title, are clickbait. Uploader doesn't make you watch 10 minutes of nothing & ads. A whale swallowing two people in a kayak & spitting them back out is the first thing you see. Please give this uploader an award. Pretty sure this is only going to happen once.
I feel like I should go buy all the lottery tickets. But I'm still trying to process all of this. I need a moment.
if this is mind blowing to you, you should probably go blow your mind
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@@bobby6569 what does that mean lol
@@lovemyfrenns he is telling the op to unalive themselves. Immature really.
But they weren't swallowed, they were spat out
What a story to tell your grandkids. "I was once swallowed by a whale."
Now you know how Jonah felt.
Amen!!
HAHAHAH FUNNY FORTNITE MOMENMTS
A whale could not have possibly swallow Jonah, it's throat is too little.
@@trevorthebest1
Unless⊠God made a one time whale to enable this phenomenal feat:
Jonah 1:17
17 Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.
@@tenpinace1369 Jack 1:12 And Jack returned from the market with one less cow and a pocket full of magic beans.
Whale: _"Human taco?!? Why not."_
Whale: Youâre now in my territory.
Lmao. This week on âDamn nature, you scaryâ. Mark and Valerie recreate Jonahâs experience from biblical times, and live inside a whale. Tune in for more whacky adventures.
Nature us scary. But we still by far the scariest things in it.
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Hope all vegetarians understand that it's all about eating or being eaten.
ahh a fellow Tracy Jordan acolyte...
For the whale it must have been like us humans finding a Pube in our food.
Lol
He got 2 full sets of pubes in his mouth
Bruh đđđ
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@@hyphx6699 Depends on how often your mom waxes
Everybody: "WTF!!!!"
Jonah: TOLD YALL
"...now I've had my head stuck in an elephant, a hippo and a giant sloth..." Homer Simpson
Reporter: Sir, Sir How do you feel after getting swallowed by a Whale?
Kayaker: Umm I'm ok now.
Reporter: And what is you name Sir?
Kayaker: Believe it or not, my name is Jonah.
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đđđđthe irony . I pray his name is Jonah and Joan if they were a couple
It sounds like the seagulls are laughing...on a side note this is proof that Jonah's story wasn't all that unbelievable...
That's for damn Sure! đđłđ
Right !
Seagulls deeply enjoy your suffering.
@@Zaku186 Seagulls exist to experience (other's) and inflict suffering
It was actually a Giant Fish Not a Whale
Now we know Jonah wasn't lying.
Jonah here. Hold my beer. I'll camp in there for a few days...
Fish tend to swim near edges, its where they feel most secure opposed to being in open water where it makes them easier prey for their predators. The fish likely swam toward the kayaks hoping that would provide them some measure of safety as the whales closed in on them. With the whales in hot pursuit of the school of feeders it seems the whale inadvertedly took two kayakers into its mouth and quickly spit them out once realizing it had something much larger than expected in its mouth that it wasn't after. I'm sure it was as much a surprise and shock to the whales as it was to all the humans witnessing it. Those two kayakers are probably very happy whales don't feed on humans. đ€Łđ€Ł
I love when people create entire theories based on facts they donât have - the fish youâre speaking about are nowhere in the film - who knows why the whale did that but as long as weâre speculating Iâd like to add that the whale was identifying as a great white shark!
Based on my expert biased opinion you are exactly correct after thorough research and extensive analysis.
@@patriot1303I grew up around the bay and the ocean my whole life. If you see that many seagulls swooping down onto the water, they're not doing it because they want a drink. They're doing it because there's a school of fish there.
So, yeah his theory holds water..so to speak.
@@patriot1303 ahh yeah those seagulls went into a feeding frenzy for empty waterâŠ.
The birds were there for the fish and the boat would look like a dense pack of fish so best place to swallow. I agree.
Imagine how insufferable it would be to be sitting next to them in a bar for the hundredth time.
Bru a big ass whale just tried to swallow them wym
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50 years later. âYes grandad, you have told me about the time you got swallowed by a whaleâŠâŠâ
That had to be a life changing experience I canât imagine the fear they experienced at that moment..
Jonah: i got here first. But there's still space for two back there in the stomach area.
Thatâs gotta be one hell of a story to tell. How many people can say they were almost swallowed by a damn whale.
Jonah is the only person I know of.
The story is... No one could keep a camera steady on the action....yeesh
@@aryndar They never can
@@bosoxfan2525 Pinocchio
@@brandoncurrent3741 ?
The birds went BONKERS! They were like "what the fuuuuuck?!?!đČđ„Ž"
They were probably celebrating... đ
LOL I know.
because the birds were the whales target.
They already knew hovering above before the gulp. They know there will be left overs.
I would instantly demand all of my friends to start calling me Jonah
It's not physically possible for most whales to swallow a human because their throats are much smaller than their mouths. A whale's throat is usually only about 30-40 centimeters in diameter, which is roughly the size of a human fist, while their mouths can be up to 3 meters long. For example, a blue whale's throat is about the size of a basketball, so it can only swallow something a little larger than a grapefruit.