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Not a newborn but a toddler. My little cousin is the opposite of photogenic, just like this entire family. I couldn't catch him smiling on camera, he'd deadpan and look away constantly, just like my younger brother. In fact, he was very clingy and couldn't be separate from his parents, so he didn't smile often. To remedy this, try tickling him or letting him tickle you, show him magic tricks, say funny words (like poop). It would probably get babies to smile on your command as well!
Right?!?! Total truth! My grandson acts all tired, sleeps 5 or 10 min, long enough that you think yes he is finally out. Then screams his head off to pull you back into reality lol.
Yessss. I remember when my baby was first born it was three in the morning I was exhausted from him waking me up every other hour. (He had a dairy and soy allergy I didnt know about yet.) I'm only half awake changing his diaper in the dark when suddenly my leg is getting wet. I'm PURE confusion till I realize and I'm like fine let him finish the job. He does I finish changing him then I try to wake up my loving husband and tell him he just peed all over me and the floor. My husband only 1/8th awake asked, "you want me to help you?" My sarcasm came in hot and I replied "nope just waking you up at three in the morning to let you know your son peed everywhere
There's some sort of weird decompression that happens the moment the diaper is undone. At that point the volume of poo that can exit the baby may exceed the volume of the entire baby. How can an seven pound baby pass two pints of poo? In less than ten seconds? We have had the baby overflow TWO diapers during ONE changing session. I'm beginning to wonder if the baby may be a portal into another dimension, and some sadistic alien is directing all their offspring's poo to exit their dimension, and enter ours, through our baby.
Also forgot the "I'm just closing my eyes so they think I'm asleep, but as soon as they put me back in the cot I'm going to scream..... And I will continue doing this till I get bored"
This is pretty much exactly how my mom described me as a newborn and I haven't even shown this to her. Babies are generally the same everywhere: eat, sleep, poop and find the worst possible moments to cry/scream. 😂
As a first-time Grandma (@64), taking care of her grandbaby 3 days a week, and taking care of any baby for the first time in 32 years...this is exactly it. 😂❤
When you change a newborn's diaper and they cry so passionately, as if to say "Why is this horrible and unprecedented thing happen ing to me?" Baby, this is the 8th time today, stop taking it so personally.
Does this mean baby Kennedy is here? Congratulations! Or, well, congratulations in advance. Mom of three here. This is all accurate. The first one especially. Every dang time.
This is the modern version of Look Who's Talking. 😂❤😂❤ If Kristie Alley, John Travolta and Bruce Willis could see this, they would be so proud. RIP Kristie Alley
We just had a new grandson in Feb and this is the most accurate video of a newborn that I have ever seen! It's been a few years since his brother was born and how soon you forget lol.
We were ahead of our time. I got tired of the kids getting drainage, then getting plugged tubes, then getting ear infections. Besides starting them on baby Sudafed, I also rigged up a Snot Sucker™️ with the tip of one of those sucky-bulb-things and a bendy straw. Worked like a charm. They hated it.
Some of your best work 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Also I love how you’re letting your life experiences with your newborn come out in your comedy. Thomas is going to make you funnier and funnier. 😊
You know Trey is secretly loving being a dad!
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Did they have their baby?
@mmc yup I believe about a month ago
@@robertwaked8903 Whaaaat?
Why secretly?.
“I guess I’ll give them a smile but I’ll stop as soon as they try and record it” too accurate! 😂😂
scrolled and saw this in the exact moment he said it..and I needed to share that with you 😂 for some reason
That's my daughter right now!!! I swear her smile lasts for 1 second 😂
Not a newborn but a toddler. My little cousin is the opposite of photogenic, just like this entire family. I couldn't catch him smiling on camera, he'd deadpan and look away constantly, just like my younger brother. In fact, he was very clingy and couldn't be separate from his parents, so he didn't smile often. To remedy this, try tickling him or letting him tickle you, show him magic tricks, say funny words (like poop). It would probably get babies to smile on your command as well!
This continues into the toddler years. They’re doing or saying something cute and it stops or they refuse to do it the minute you pull out the camera.
“I’m acting tired but I don’t plan on sleeping” mwahaha- SO ACCURATE! 😂😂😂😂
scrolled and saw this in the exact moment he said it..and I needed to share that with you 😂 for some reason
They'd say, "If you cut that, I'll sue your ass!"
Right?!?! Total truth! My grandson acts all tired, sleeps 5 or 10 min, long enough that you think yes he is finally out. Then screams his head off to pull you back into reality lol.
@@vickicravener7529they are all the same. I am dad since 11 days ago
Spitting out the pacifier then yelling to put it back in is perfectly accurate!!! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
I just really appreciate treys ability to be hilarious and clean.
Yeess!!
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Me too. Thanks, Trey!
Yes this is why I watch his videos 🎉🎉🎉
They'd say, "If you cut that, I'll sue your ass!"
“Somebody! It’s been three hours are you ever gonna feed me again!?” 😂 this is how my siblings act right now and they are In middle school 🤣🤣🤣
same 😂
😂😂😂👍🏻
Just had my baby a week ago and can confirm this is 100% accurate 😂
Yay, Mom!
yay!! what’s baby’s name?! ❤
If babies could speak they'd yell, "HEY! If you cut that off, I'll sue your ass!" cause you know, no sane person would want their healthy body harmed.
Congratulations!!! I hope it is going well, and if it's not, just remember, this isn't forever, and it will get better!!!
Congratulations! I hope your baby is super healthy and everything is going wonderfully.
Don't forget the "Oh they're changing me... now would be a GREAT time to pee and have explosive poop."
Yessss. I remember when my baby was first born it was three in the morning I was exhausted from him waking me up every other hour. (He had a dairy and soy allergy I didnt know about yet.)
I'm only half awake changing his diaper in the dark when suddenly my leg is getting wet. I'm PURE confusion till I realize and I'm like fine let him finish the job. He does I finish changing him then I try to wake up my loving husband and tell him he just peed all over me and the floor. My husband only 1/8th awake asked, "you want me to help you?" My sarcasm came in hot and I replied "nope just waking you up at three in the morning to let you know your son peed everywhere
“Sarcasm came in hot” 😂 I felt that
@@overcomingthat2728 🤣
There's some sort of weird decompression that happens the moment the diaper is undone.
At that point the volume of poo that can exit the baby may exceed the volume of the entire baby. How can an seven pound baby pass two pints of poo? In less than ten seconds?
We have had the baby overflow TWO diapers during ONE changing session.
I'm beginning to wonder if the baby may be a portal into another dimension, and some sadistic alien is directing all their offspring's poo to exit their dimension, and enter ours, through our baby.
@@Nomen.Monniker Damn thats disgusting, i hope i will never have kids
“Better get some shut eye so I can stay up all night and scream” WHYYYY YOU GOTTA BE SO ACCURATE 😭
This is the comment I was looking for. Sooo accurate!🤣😂
Like cats
I liked that part too...
I just got a kick out of Trey lying around various places, as a real newborn would 😂. Cannot wait to see toddler years!
Also forgot the "I'm just closing my eyes so they think I'm asleep, but as soon as they put me back in the cot I'm going to scream..... And I will continue doing this till I get bored"
Actually trey forgot to mention how's babies will scream and cry because they're tired ... I was like just close your eyes that's the first step 😂😂
"Hello child protective services?..." 😂 I liked the smiling until the camera was pulled out. 🙌
im a newborn and this is exactly what i would say if i could talk
Your typing skills are impressive. 😄
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I almost peed myself watching it. As a new mom this was absolutely so true and I needed that thank you so much
Congratulations mama
"my dad's trying to suck my brains out through my nose" ☠️
I've never met a baby who could tolerate the booger sucker!!
I had no idea what he was talking about, thanks for clarifying.
We called it 'Mr. Thirsty' when my sister was little 😂🤢😃
This is pretty much exactly how my mom described me as a newborn and I haven't even shown this to her. Babies are generally the same everywhere: eat, sleep, poop and find the worst possible moments to cry/scream. 😂
The learning how to roll over the one MOMENT you leave them on a high place......why Lord???
Absolutely hilarious! 😂 Totally nailed being a baby! ❤👍🏽
As a first-time Grandma (@64), taking care of her grandbaby 3 days a week, and taking care of any baby for the first time in 32 years...this is exactly it. 😂❤
Congratulations! I feel like you’re gonna be the best grandma ever💜
😂😂😂 Can't wait for the toddler videos lol
Yassss, that 3 pm nap so the baby can work 3rd shift and stay up all night 😂😂😂😂😂😂
They would take one look at the world and say “Put me back in the dark”
Bro I literally just had my son 8 days ago, this made my day 😂😭
Popping out the pacifier and screaming "PUT IT BACK IN!" is the truest thing ever 😂
The way he wasn’t making eye contact 😂😂 Best part 👏🏼
I’ve never laughed so hard 😂
He nailed it!
"PUT IT BACK IIIIIIIN!!" had me howlin! XD
When you change a newborn's diaper and they cry so passionately, as if to say "Why is this horrible and unprecedented thing happen ing to me?" Baby, this is the 8th time today, stop taking it so personally.
“Stop staring at me, it’s rude.” 🤣🤣🤣
I love that you’re taking your new experiences and turning it into entertainment for us ;)
Does this mean baby Kennedy is here? Congratulations! Or, well, congratulations in advance. Mom of three here. This is all accurate. The first one especially. Every dang time.
He talks all about it on his podcast Correct Opinions 😄❤
This is the modern version of Look Who's Talking. 😂❤😂❤
If Kristie Alley, John Travolta and Bruce Willis could see this, they would be so proud. RIP Kristie Alley
Is anyone ever going to feed me again?! 😂
My favorite part 😂😂😂
Hahaha I’m pregnant with my first and can’t wait to see these things for myself
Enjoy your sleep now!
@@dharmadharma3960 Seriously.
Hahahah!! Oh you can! Take naps during the day lots of them lol and forget about having a clean house!
Our baby was sleeping almost through from 5 weeks.
Trey’s facial expressions have always impressed me but they’re extra good here!
Baby Trey is so cute LOL 😂😂😂😂
LMAOOO oh my god the eye contact one
This is the MOST accurate thing I’ve seen in a good while.
We just had a new grandson in Feb and this is the most accurate video of a newborn that I have ever seen! It's been a few years since his brother was born and how soon you forget lol.
12 weeks today! Thanks for illustrating my future in November! 🤣🤣🤣
Congratulations ❤
Dear God what are you doing... go sleep!!! Now!!! 😂
Congratulations! Being pregnant really is a joy. And I hope you get a chill baby. Pray for one lol
Well he certainly understands newborns, god I love Trey.🤣🥰
“MOM! I JUST POOPED OUT MY STOMACH AGAIN”
Had me💀🤚🏻
We love you Trey! Keep up the good work!
Womb service 😂
“Look Who’s Talking” 2023 edition 😂😂😂😂😂😂
As new parents we can relate to this soooooo much… absolutely bang on 😂
This man done put on a whole onesie
“This guy doesn’t know what he’s doing” heads flying around lol
Currently have a newborn. This was too real.
Oh man my son recently turned 1, this hits way too hard lol
Just two words: insightfully brilliant.😁
This is so incredibly accurate. 😂😂😂
"Avoided jaundice"
"PUT IT BACK IN!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha this is a good one thank you for describing the past 5 months of my life w the little man🥲
The smile one was so accurate. I babysit my little brother while my mom works. He is a joy vampire Istg.
Too lazy to press the edit button. I do love my baby brother, but he seems to hate me.
@@StupiidLuciid I am sure he just misses his mom. But he will learn to see you as his second mom soon enough. Hang in there.
That part (aka FART 🤣) right in the beginning…aaaaah… cannot quit laughing…so funny 😆
~Psalms 126:2 🤗
When you're working ... in the office... and as hard as you try... cannot suppress the laughter.
I was just thinking about this yesterday 😂
A big baby...with a beard already. And he's already talking quite well! 😂 Loved every second of this.
Creative 😅
Trey is wild 😂
OMGoodness, how can he nail EVERY SINGLE AGE & gender in all his videos?! From 👶🏼 to 👴🏻/👵🏻…so talented & spot on!🎯
This is my first time seeing this guy and he NAILED exactly how my newborn is acting ! Lol
Welcome to the trey Kennedy experience. And congratulations on your new baby
@@TeaPourSixFour thank you 🙏
I’m so glad you had a child (I think??) because now we get all this hilarious content to help us find the bright side in the throes of parenthood.
He looks so much like his brother Maddox
"should NOW be the time i learn to roll over?" is too real.
Trey you are so funny! I loved this, so accurate.
Is this Trey's way of saying they had a baby boy named Hudson? Also, we new parents do love using the "booger sucker." It's great!
such a lot of truth here! amazing how you think you are running your own lives and then your BOSS arrives.....
LOL!!!! I swear, that was your best one yet! Trey, you crack me up!! 😂😂😂
We were ahead of our time.
I got tired of the kids getting drainage, then getting plugged tubes, then getting ear infections. Besides starting them on baby Sudafed, I also rigged up a Snot Sucker™️ with the tip of one of those sucky-bulb-things and a bendy straw. Worked like a charm.
They hated it.
Just had my 4th kid. You somehow understand babies on a different level after only 1. Congrats.
Please do more of these, Trey!
😂😂😂😂 every. Single. Line. Was GOLD
This is art.
"Stop staring at me, it's rude" 😆
Sounds like a tough life
So accurate! As a parent, you'll have endless material for your skits and videos.😂
Love how he used the dog costume for the baby!! 😂
Absolutely hysterical!!!!!
This is hilarious and spot on 😂😂
Some of your best work 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Also I love how you’re letting your life experiences with your newborn come out in your comedy. Thomas is going to make you funnier and funnier. 😊
It’s the “scream cry” outta nowhere that makes me like: lord lord lord have mercy: why?
I needed a good laugh! This was absolute GOLD!!
Just what I needed for my birthday
🎉 Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳
🎈🎈🎈H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 🎈🎈🎈🎂🍰🥂
This was THE BEST
Should i start learning to roll now? Hahaha perfect
As a certified newborn, I can confirm this.
I am here for this and all baby stuff with his hilarious humor!!
This was done very well. Quite accurate except for one thing: newborns have been alive for about nine months, not a few days.
Exactly spot on!
You're the best Trey!🎉
This brought me to tears I’m laughing so damn hard 😭
“Put it back in”!!! 😂😂😂
The smile moment is just like my dog!
He is such a clever commedian! I hope Trey Kennedy gets his own Netflix series someday!
My little brother was theee master of not smiling in pictures it was ridiculous 😭😭🤣😆😆
The accuracy!
The “time to try and roll” bit made me LOL. It’s all so true!!
So correct, right down to the body movements😂
The best one ever!