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  • čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
  • Today we play Grand Theft Auto Online.
    ➤ Other Channel: / papapeli
    ➤ Twitter: / modestpelican
    ➤ Instagram: / modestpelicangaming
    ➤ Discord: / discord
    ➤ Twitch: / modest_pelican_gaming
    Business Enquiries: modestpelican@mode.gg
    Mates in the video:
    Stealtho Marto: / stealthomarto
    Crosby7885: / crosby_7885
    Jeszo: / jeszo_xbox
    Maddy: / mlg_girl_x
    Music:
    Hip Hop Christmas by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommon...)
    Artist: www.twinmusicom...

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  • @ModestPelican
    @ModestPelican  Před 4 lety +766

    G'day legends :) if you wanted to check out my new channel this is the link: czcams.com/channels/LgboPUqyy-nwwRz64Z8HhA.html

  • @TGG_
    @TGG_ Před 4 lety +1861

    How is there no pelican mask in GTA Online? Incredibly disrespectful towards papa peli and those who spread the good word of his channel...

  • @Ghosty09
    @Ghosty09 Před měsícem +27

    That doctor disrespect part DID NOT AGE WELL

  • @KaraKaotic
    @KaraKaotic Před měsícem +14

    2:19 glad its not the real doc tbh lol

  • @robbakhos
    @robbakhos Před 4 lety +310

    “When I watch adult films, I make sure there’s no women in them”..!..🤣😂🤣😂 Loolll

  • @shouryasingh6815
    @shouryasingh6815 Před 4 lety +808

    My friend wasn't staying hydrated so I married his mother to become his stepfather and used my parental influence to force water down his throat as this helps spread the good word of the channel

  • @richardpatton2502
    @richardpatton2502 Před 4 lety +1214

    Max Verstappen won an F1 race today, his firsts words were: “I hope you’re hydrated”....I’m not kidding! I really believe he’s a fan

    • @svenvolwater5473
      @svenvolwater5473 Před 4 lety +49

      I was just about to look up if he won thanks man☺️😇 (🇳🇱🇳🇱max is de besthuuu🇳🇱🇳🇱)

    • @mathybeer7748
      @mathybeer7748 Před 4 lety +18

      Max is geweldig

    • @maltesko-nw4nf
      @maltesko-nw4nf Před 4 lety +6

      Oh, Lewis didnt win this time. I forgot to watch it.

    • @svenvolwater5473
      @svenvolwater5473 Před 4 lety +14

      maltesko stak-9349 haha same everytime i watch lewis wins and when i dont watch someone else wins.😂

    • @ahipposshadow2613
      @ahipposshadow2613 Před 4 lety +13

      He also said to sanitise as well

  • @tyronemcchicken
    @tyronemcchicken Před 4 lety +339

    “Sons Of Virgins”
    *wait*

  • @shireplays5034
    @shireplays5034 Před 4 lety +121

    “Infact im so loyal to my girlfriend , everytime I watch adult videos I make sure there is no women in it”
    Hmmm wholsome content right there

  • @sampaithesenpai2505
    @sampaithesenpai2505 Před 4 lety +471

    My week isn’t complete if I don’t hear “ hi lads and lasses”

    • @gokukakarotto7393
      @gokukakarotto7393 Před 4 lety

      @Modest Chicken he read that not heard it

    • @WUZ.r
      @WUZ.r Před 4 lety

      CrippledToaster
      Make good content instead of self promoting.

  • @nickelroll2733
    @nickelroll2733 Před 4 lety +265

    Lads and lases exist:
    Modest pelican: mine

  • @cranagetv6239
    @cranagetv6239 Před 4 lety +57

    Hey Peli you should sell modest pelican water bottles so the boys can stay sufficiently hydrated

  • @LordlyTV
    @LordlyTV Před 4 lety +179

    “He must steal a hydra jet from the military base”
    Damn sucks he failed already. They don’t have Hydras 🙃

  • @necropollis-
    @necropollis- Před 4 lety +1624

    I’m here so early only because I’ve been staying hydrated

  • @zorrow1251
    @zorrow1251 Před 4 lety +139

    Dehydration *exists* :
    Modest Pelican: I fear no man, but that thing it scares me.

  • @2484marshall
    @2484marshall Před 4 lety +26

    'Her hair says Karen, but her arms say unforgettable hand-job' has to be the best descriptive I've ever heard!

  • @austinedwards8608
    @austinedwards8608 Před 4 lety +70

    I hate to say it but...
    I attended a pre-marital hand holding session

  • @walk782
    @walk782 Před 4 lety +296

    Who is this "geoff" and why is he trying to be papa peli?

    • @whysobruvy9909
      @whysobruvy9909 Před 4 lety +2

      Lol you know right?

    • @amusedpiegon3512
      @amusedpiegon3512 Před 4 lety +2

      Exactly like wtf

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed Před 4 lety +5

      Ah, he's a human being who likes to pretend that he's the real Modest Pelican. We don't tell him the truth, cuz he'll be hurt if he finds out...

    • @luigiarias4817
      @luigiarias4817 Před 4 lety +2

      Can you blame him?,who doesn't want to be papa peli

    • @The-NS
      @The-NS Před 4 lety +1

      Top gear

  • @straithviper9114
    @straithviper9114 Před 4 lety +98

    It is a well known fact that if you stay hydrated Christian ladies like to partake in pre-marital talking

  • @danbell_07
    @danbell_07 Před 4 lety +11

    I went in to a park and shouted at every animal that wasnt a pelican, and then i got down on one knee and proposed to the nearest pelican while chanting the holy pelican song because this really helps spread the good word of your channel

  • @ballpoint7887
    @ballpoint7887 Před 4 lety +18

    Winston Churchill was always sufficiently hydrated. That's how he won the war!

    • @xdifficultviper9916
      @xdifficultviper9916 Před 4 lety +2

      Ahhhh must have been them cigars giving him hydration then

    • @WillieB.Roberts
      @WillieB.Roberts Před 3 lety +1

      @@xdifficultviper9916 he was a well known drunk. But he was an aware drunk.

  • @aharris9971
    @aharris9971 Před 4 lety +142

    If we turn all the air on the planet into water, everyone will be hydrated and pelicans will be the only birds that survive. This would really spread the good word of this channel.

  • @briannewe1589
    @briannewe1589 Před 4 lety +366

    It’s such a shame people are so dehydrated they mistake the dislike button for the like button. This needs to change

  • @zred3879
    @zred3879 Před 4 lety +64

    Not gonna lie “Sons of Virgins” is pretty hard

    • @jcdenton4902
      @jcdenton4902 Před 4 lety +1

      Welll atleast they were hydrated but if they werent they would have a funerel them selfs in the pacific ocean for not being hydrated

    • @SlightMishap
      @SlightMishap Před 3 lety +2

      I am pretty hard to no homo

    • @SlightMishap
      @SlightMishap Před 3 lety +1

      @@jcdenton4902 you wut m8

  • @nilehowell1624
    @nilehowell1624 Před 4 lety +1

    In my freshman year of high school, I was hospitalized for about a day for dehydration . Though the nurse told me that I would be fine, I just knew that I was on my last legs and about to kick the bucket. Yet like an Angel from Heaven’s gates, a pelican, with an incredibly attractive piece of headwear, flew down to me and allowed me drink the water from its beak. Once I was re-nourished, the majestic bird commanded me to subscribe to Modest Pelican Gaming like God told us all to follow the Ten Commandments. Now I spend my days trespassing and intruding anyplace I can to spread the same message. Thank you Modest Pelican Gaming!

  • @vyzo1900
    @vyzo1900 Před 4 lety +86

    “I watch adult videos without women so I’m loyal”

  • @masonwil9457
    @masonwil9457 Před 4 lety +57

    If you heart I’ll go to a funeral and scream modest pelican but also staying very hydrated

  • @TracedaBassman
    @TracedaBassman Před 3 lety +3

    This is a true classic, Peli. I laughed several times, and was asked to keep it down, a tribute to your brilliance!

  • @moelester8656
    @moelester8656 Před 4 lety +25

    I actually tought my 8 year old sister to worship pelicans like they were gods a while ago, yesterday i heard she was bowing for the almight pelican in a zoo
    She thinks she is worshipping gods but in reality she is just spreading out the good word of your channel

  • @bigchunguscatcher4028
    @bigchunguscatcher4028 Před 4 lety +34

    I just want to say I’m a huge fan of black cars

  • @manfunny9689
    @manfunny9689 Před 4 lety +87

    I went to a funeral and said “Sub to Modest Pelican” or you’ll look like him.

    • @nellym759
      @nellym759 Před 4 lety +2

      Legend

    • @WUZ.r
      @WUZ.r Před 4 lety +3

      CrippledToaster
      Make good content and maybe you won’t have to self promote.

    • @slendercookie9997
      @slendercookie9997 Před 4 lety +3

      The moment we all relised he wasn't kidding

    • @manfunny9689
      @manfunny9689 Před 4 lety +1

      Slendercookie 999 yep

  • @Just_Adrian_
    @Just_Adrian_ Před 4 lety +9

    *HYDRATION TIME*
    Murders family of six for water and leaves modest pelican advertisment

  • @randomtings3738
    @randomtings3738 Před 4 lety +2

    I love modest pelican, what a legend. His jokes are so out of the blue and I love his sarcasm, he’s truly mastered comedic narration. What a christian hydrated legend

  • @aiden8486
    @aiden8486 Před 4 lety +17

    I pushed my friend in a lake. He hasn’t come up yet he must be getting hydrated

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 4 lety +15

      he's enjoying the benefits of a fresh water diet

    • @note_brambles212
      @note_brambles212 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ModestPelican I have a water addiction and I'm going on TLC I'll give you a shout out for your help on my hydration operation

    • @givemefood660
      @givemefood660 Před 4 lety

      Modest Pelican Gaming love ur content mate

    • @aiden8486
      @aiden8486 Před 4 lety +2

      Modest Pelican Gaming true

  • @l.m1624
    @l.m1624 Před 4 lety +28

    I still believe that modest pelican brand water should be a thing 💧

  • @obviouslemur
    @obviouslemur Před 4 lety +11

    I'm here so early that I've only seen 20 comments about being hydrated

  • @UnqualifiedPro
    @UnqualifiedPro Před 4 lety +5

    Finally some family friendly wholesome content that you can watch with the kids

  • @walkerevans3740
    @walkerevans3740 Před 4 lety +23

    My guinea pigs looked dehydrated so I put them in my pool, they still haven’t come up.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 4 lety +22

      dam they must be so thirsty mate

    • @ori8107
      @ori8107 Před 4 lety +2

      @@ModestPelican thats actually a bad idea since pools have chlorine and last time i swallowed pool water i felt DEhydrated, so throwing them into a bath is a more reasonable and good idea

    • @jkzeje
      @jkzeje Před 4 lety +2

      Imagine liking your own comment

    • @caretotryagain4180
      @caretotryagain4180 Před 4 lety +2

      @@jkzeje We`ve all been there lad

  • @oisinmurphy410
    @oisinmurphy410 Před 4 lety +21

    My friend said he wasnt hydrated so I tried him face down to the back of my boat

  • @thehasbullaofalltime
    @thehasbullaofalltime Před 4 lety +105

    My girlfriend said she was thirsty so i shoved her head in a lake for 5 minutes.
    Now that i think about it i think she meant the other type of thirsty.

  • @BalloonClothYT
    @BalloonClothYT Před 4 lety +13

    Hitman: exists*
    Modest Pelican: HE'S THICC!

  • @twistedmissile716
    @twistedmissile716 Před 4 lety +13

    When I’m ready to die I’m going to drown myself to stay hydrated like a real man

    • @givemefood660
      @givemefood660 Před 4 lety

      That’s a great idea shows u like staying hydrated

  • @asher6490
    @asher6490 Před 4 lety +4

    I have never clicked so fast for much needed hydration

  • @spark9_
    @spark9_ Před 4 lety +4

    I woke up randomly at 2 am just to hydrate myself, thanks for the reminders!

  • @FaRTNOiceCentral
    @FaRTNOiceCentral Před 4 lety +50

    I’ve been waiting for the second coming of Christ and he wasn’t a disappointment

  • @connorgolden4
    @connorgolden4 Před 4 lety +5

    One day, I hope to be hydrated enough to catch papa peli’s attention. I thought working at a water park with Pelican in the name would do it but apparently I have yet to reach true hydration.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 4 lety +4

      i see you and i appreciate everything you've done to spread the good word mate

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 Před 4 lety +1

      Modest Pelican Gaming 😭😭😭

  • @Rayted5Star
    @Rayted5Star Před 4 lety +5

    Always carry a bottle of water

  • @kromadomezz1026
    @kromadomezz1026 Před 4 lety +4

    Ah there should be no issue staying hydrated this episode look at all the fresh rain water

  • @huntergarland3234
    @huntergarland3234 Před 2 lety +1

    Peli whenever he needs to fill time between segments of the video:
    Random bullshit go!

  • @roombaman4829
    @roombaman4829 Před 4 lety +8

    I love hydrating myself to modest pelican

  • @jakemallea4186
    @jakemallea4186 Před 4 lety +8

    I got a job at the Oxford Dictionary and changed the word “hydration” to “Modest Pelican” as this really helps spread the good word of your channel.

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 4 lety +8

      thanks mate this really helps my channel

    • @MarkedUserName
      @MarkedUserName Před 4 lety

      @@ModestPelican Can I drink beer to be hydrated?

  • @papercheese6314
    @papercheese6314 Před 4 lety +5

    One of my teachers names a puffin every year and this year I told her to call it papa peli to spread the good word of your channel

  • @CriticalGamer211
    @CriticalGamer211 Před 4 lety

    I actually Catched All the Stray Cats from my neighbourhood and Wrote Modest Pelician on their Bodies and let them go So they can freely Roam in public as This really help to spread the Good word of your channel!

  • @sharshaf2377
    @sharshaf2377 Před 4 lety +40

    People who make it here first:
    "quick, let me write a funny hydration comment"

    • @hardboiled6948
      @hardboiled6948 Před 4 lety +2

      Not funny, "hydration" comments

    • @abednadir6330
      @abednadir6330 Před 4 lety +2

      “Uhm, what about something about stayibg hydrated and drowning people? Yeah, let’s do that”

    • @inging421
      @inging421 Před 4 lety +1

      it’s the only way to get top comment

    • @sharshaf2377
      @sharshaf2377 Před 4 lety

      @@hardboiled6948 amma edit the post and change it to hydration comments lmao

  • @davidnanny9663
    @davidnanny9663 Před 4 lety +10

    My hamster wasn’t drinking water,so I showed him your vids and then he jumped a man for his Dasani water and now he’s wanted in 50 country’s and mars

  • @joshuastaroselskiy2524
    @joshuastaroselskiy2524 Před 4 lety +1

    Contemplating spreading the good world of his channel in a funeral today

  • @twmblr5060
    @twmblr5060 Před 4 lety

    Did this at my grandpa's funeral and now he is alive and very very hydrated Thank you Mate!

  • @setrex-7762
    @setrex-7762 Před 4 lety +45

    my dad left for water 10 years ago, he must be getting really hydrated. still waiting for him to arrive :)
    Update : My dad called me and said he died from overhydration :(

  • @OllieGreen06
    @OllieGreen06 Před 4 lety +7

    Absolute legend
    Love the content
    And I’ve stayed hydrated by drinking bleach

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  Před 4 lety +4

      you legend mate, as long as you're staying hydrated i'm happy

    • @boverkest6437
      @boverkest6437 Před 4 lety +2

      I read content as consent...

    • @genericgeorge5705
      @genericgeorge5705 Před 4 lety +2

      Hi Ollie, found you 😂

    • @OllieGreen06
      @OllieGreen06 Před 4 lety +2

      Generic George
      I don’t go by Ollie
      I go by modest pelicans best friend

  • @michele4780
    @michele4780 Před 2 lety

    In the intro when you said: and he stays sufficiently hydrate… that always reminded me to drink some water

  • @medcen4955
    @medcen4955 Před 4 lety +24

    *CHALLENGE 1: FAILED - ---- THAT was not a Hydra. I mean like not even close. There isnt even a hydra at that base.*

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed Před 4 lety +1

      You're not hydrated enough to see it

    • @medcen4955
      @medcen4955 Před 4 lety

      @@thebombspayloadisexposed INCORRECT! While a Hydra may be a hydrated P996 Lazer, a dehydrated P996 Lazer is not a Hydra less you add water. I thus reject your low water content maligning of my good hydrated word.

  • @Monkeysack
    @Monkeysack Před 4 lety +5

    I’m so hydrated that my body is now 100 percent water

  • @raghibnoorbhuiyan
    @raghibnoorbhuiyan Před 4 lety +7

    GTA online should do a water dlc....so we all stay hydrated even in gta

    • @givemefood660
      @givemefood660 Před 4 lety

      Alright tt yea but gta is good anyway cause u can drink a nice cold beer

  • @mediumrare2715
    @mediumrare2715 Před 4 lety

    You weren't trying to drown a buss full of people, You were trying to hydrate a bus full of people

  • @uplink3069
    @uplink3069 Před 4 lety +1

    I was in a pool when this uploaded so I then drank the pool to make sure I was hydrated when this came out

  • @user-vp7lo2qx1c
    @user-vp7lo2qx1c Před 4 lety +7

    BREAKING NEWS
    A man had been arrested for going to random people funerals saying subscribe to Modest Pelican then the security guard tackled him down and taser him.

  • @anangrystreamer9216
    @anangrystreamer9216 Před 4 lety +6

    Imagine a CZcamsr reminding you to hydrate like seriously I would be dead by now if he didn’t

  • @abusive__pillow4687
    @abusive__pillow4687 Před 4 lety +2

    I love the end where Jeso just dies because he dosent have a parachute 😂😂😂

  • @peach-rug
    @peach-rug Před 4 lety

    I also saw a pelican and shouted "Look, Modest pelican as this really helps spread the good word of your channel

  • @wannabeproductors5166
    @wannabeproductors5166 Před 4 lety +5

    I’m swimming with a wamen today, peli.
    I ain’t no simp, so I’m going to wait for the right moment to dunk her in and only let her up when she subscribed to modest pelican. As it really spreads the good word of your channel.

  • @docmitchell8070
    @docmitchell8070 Před 4 lety +3

    I met someone who was dehydrated so I water boarded them

  • @Michael-hz5qz
    @Michael-hz5qz Před 4 lety

    I called myself ModestPelican in Kahoot, and proceeded to come first place, as this really helps spread the good word of your channel.

  • @The30Free
    @The30Free Před 4 lety +1

    Ayyy bro man said dodgy Malaka 😂

  • @scoopzy.4kt
    @scoopzy.4kt Před 4 lety +47

    I asked my friend if he was hydrated he said no and he didn’t believe in god so I drowned him

  • @codoroki
    @codoroki Před 4 lety +3

    2:24 Dr.Disrespect pulling up to Twitch HQ after getting banned

  • @miketyan1440
    @miketyan1440 Před 4 lety

    I die laughing during these videos. “Mattos back from dinner” I lost it. It’s just like he sits down and records for an hour and no matter what happens it’s good content

  • @wilbofreeshan6340
    @wilbofreeshan6340 Před 4 lety

    That intro is the best intro ever on a CZcams video and has made ModestPelican my fav youtuber

  • @griffinmartin3812
    @griffinmartin3812 Před 4 lety +4

    Damn I wish I’d done that at my grandpas funeral. Everyone was being a real downer

  • @justyouraveragebrit9090
    @justyouraveragebrit9090 Před 4 lety +5

    To everyone in the comments saying your first no
    No your not you tangerines

  • @Kristibek
    @Kristibek Před 4 lety +1

    2:11 That's exactly how my mk2 looks like lol (in front of the bus)

  • @a-yates2196
    @a-yates2196 Před 4 lety

    Am I the only one who always does what he says to do at the beginning of the video while always staying hydrated.

  • @av-8bharrier823
    @av-8bharrier823 Před 4 lety +3

    1 Vote to make Pelican the Australian water pipe installer for Hydration reasons

  • @manaki666
    @manaki666 Před měsícem +5

    The Doc cameo didn’t age well..... and by crossby an underage as well xD

  • @microwave5127
    @microwave5127 Před 4 lety

    I haven’t had been Hydrated in the last 2 and a half days, I think I’m dying

  • @derpoise
    @derpoise Před 4 lety

    The assassination missions that thicc man did gives me memories when agent 47 used to do assassinations full time

  • @9norin113
    @9norin113 Před 4 lety +6

    Rise and shine mfs modest pelican released another banger 🔥

  • @niyazkhan5292
    @niyazkhan5292 Před 4 lety +6

    the worst part about his videos is:
    that they end

  • @harryfarmer3847
    @harryfarmer3847 Před 2 lety

    During your intro after you say "these are their stories", you should have the sound from Law & Order. "Bong!" Lol

  • @Takedownairsoft1
    @Takedownairsoft1 Před 4 lety

    Every time i greet my family I will now jerk knowing it shows I’m hydrated and supporting the pelican channel

  • @kristiandelosreyes4466
    @kristiandelosreyes4466 Před 4 lety +3

    I Started water diet which means I get to drink water more, and love doing it because knowing not only that I am being sufficiently hydrated, I'm also gonna lose weight

  • @benmarvel28
    @benmarvel28 Před 4 lety +4

    i asked my teacher if i can draw a pelican for my hook and he said no so i knocked him out and cut his water supply 👍

  • @akatsukimercenary
    @akatsukimercenary Před 4 lety

    I must have a gallon of water to stay sufficiently hydrated to watch these videos.

  • @TheRadioactiveMaster
    @TheRadioactiveMaster Před 4 lety

    It all starts with backup dancing and next thing you know you are backing up into him

  • @shivankmittal715
    @shivankmittal715 Před 4 lety +5

    I'm literally so pissed at rockstar that I haven't played the game since their announcement
    But I'll still watch it if Papa peli is playing it 😂

  • @chicagopd9580
    @chicagopd9580 Před 4 lety +3

    Remember lads stay hydrated to not die

  • @youtubepamelawells
    @youtubepamelawells Před 4 lety

    Thank you I really needed a modest pelican upload today

  • @ieatcaribou7852
    @ieatcaribou7852 Před 4 lety

    My favorite part of your GTA videos...”boyz, boyz, boyz”.

  • @cfourllum4560
    @cfourllum4560 Před 4 lety +7

    Hi

  • @balakay_lol8741
    @balakay_lol8741 Před 4 lety +3

    Does he now know he can keep the bounty’s alive for 10k instead of 5

  • @whiteshadow5088
    @whiteshadow5088 Před 4 lety +1

    1:12 that logic is godly