Bang The President - Songify the News #5
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In a rare cross-species collaboration, gorillas and humans work together to deliver the news while Congress gets turnt up beyond all previously-known limits of turntitude.
Nicholas Megalis' channel: / nicholasmegalis
Anna Borchard the Angry Lady Gorilla by: vine.co/BrittneyKelly
Congressional chorus:
Antonius Nazareth - / avbyte
Vijay Nazareth - / avbyte
Elizabeth Oldak - / elizabetholdak
Casey McIntyre - / caseyrmcintyre
Patrick Clair - / splitpersonalitymic
JiJi Lee - / splitpersonalitymic
& Christine Federman!
song produced with Michael Onufrak - / onufrakm
vfx with Chris Ervine & alexmuffins.com
mastered by Dan Millice - danmillice.com
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special thanks to our dentist for lending us his television set. he asked us to ask you: have you flossed today?
Lyrics:
Everybody wants to bang the president
Bang the president
It's fun
For all the republicans
Ebola, Obama
Ebama, Obola
Bang the president
ISIS, Obama
OBISIS, Isama
Crimea, Obama
Obea, Crimama
Bang the president, it's easy
Bang the president, make him squeal
All of you want to go out and bang the president
We have to be true, we have to be great
We have to bang the president every day
The, uh, you don't want it all in just one big bang, the, uh
I would enjoy havin some bourbon with Mitch McConnel
I don't know what his preferred drink is
The president would like to know your preferred drink
Bourbon, Bourbon whiskey
is a distinctive product
and is unlike other types of beverages
Bourbon
Bourbon whiskey
I rise to take an active role in promoting bourbon
Bourbon has recognition
Bourbon has depth of flavor
Bourbon has an American spirit
Let's hear it for bourbon
Bourbon whiskey
The drink itself is named for Bourbon County, Kentucky
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, ISIL's leader
What set off rumors of Baghdadi's injury?
It turns out it was a tweet, a tweet
This tweet, this original tweet
This tweet we've seen, this tweet could be
The tweet that sparked everything
The tweet that made us think he was dead
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
As a loaf of bread
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Abu Bakr al-
But right now nothing has happened
The machines, the machines
have taken people away from reality
some Americans don't know anytheeeng
Anytheeeng
They're lost in cyberspace
Creating phony worlds in which they can escape
Yeah, the machines and the humans in love forever
Like you and me on TV bein angry together, ohhh
I'll always be there for you when you've got some yellin to dooo
Then people watch it on their machines, that good old fashioned tube
Aren't the president and Eric Holder responsible for violence in Ferguson
Yes, yes, yeah, yes, absolutely
Yup, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yeah
Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Wait, what about the homicide?
Or the long history of institutional discriminatio--
Bang the president, it's fun
I mean, it's fun!
It's easy!
I wanna pay tribute to the spirit of Kentucky
Literally
Bourbon whiskey
[laughing]
oh.
Bourbon
Bourbon whiskey
It's fun, bang the president
I love gettin hugs
Bang the president
It was a tweet
The machines
This tweet, this original tweet
The machine
This tweet, this original tweet
Obama, Benghazi
Benbama, Oghazi
Bang the president
Buy him dinner! Take him home!
If you're both in the mood when you're alone
Bourbon whiskey
Better than Patrón
Bourbon whiskey
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Abu Bakr, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
All the republicans
Bang the President - Zábava
2019 UPDATE: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is now dead-the tweet was just 5 years early.
2020 UPDATE: Songify 2020 has arrived, we must all decide which president we shall bang next- czcams.com/video/BS5HCi-zsYE/video.html
[previous comment: just added captions for any bewildered/confused people. only in English so far, because i don't know what the translation of "Obola" is]
You can use it as a brand, so you don't need to search for a translation(just leave it like that)
You mean "Ebola"
If you give me the captions-file, I make you german subs/captions ;)
THANK YOU
BOURBON WHISKEY XD
Every year or so I always start singing "Bourbon Whiskey" and have to look up this song lol
Same, but with "the machineee"
@@Qabra- I've been known to sing that as well lol
Same thing happens to me 😂
Same. But Ebola Obama Ebama Obola. Isis Obama Obisis Isama. Crimea Obama Obea Crimama.
im the same way brother
I like how this is the third result when you search for Bourbon Whisky
This video clearly explains that bourbon is a distinctive product, it’s crucial info
@@schmoyoho I can't be the only one with this verse stuck in my head: I think Bourbon whisky is in fact a beverage so distinctive it needs it's own song.
@River Cooper A distinctive product
Bourbon whiskey rises to take an active role it promoting schmoyoho
I wish this was true still =(
I stand by this as the 100% best Songify of all time. Humor, music, timelessness, it’s all incredible. What a masterpiece!
This!
I'd have to agree
I'd say Flying Robots might be tied with this one for me.
I can't believe they packed so much into this one. How it's all weaved together is brilliant.
Remains my favorite Songify the News
+Raynor Moore I agree with you
It's very brilliant and is underrated. I love it
+Raynor Moore 1999 was good.
My too
3rd one is better imo
Knowing that working with silly viral videos would be easier, but keep on producing material with an underlying meaning?
Respect.
ahahahahahah christianice
***** "Wait, what about the homicide ? Or the long history of institutional discriminatio--" :)
There's also the Bill O'Reilly's part. And all the irony by showing some useless news must mean something. Don't you think so ?
South Park in a nutshell.
sei dappertutto christianairte.. vatte a cunfessà.
This is still the best songify the news by far. It just sounds different from every other one. I don't know how to explain, but the music, the lyrics, everything, it's just on a whole different level.
Agreed
it's mostly THE MACHIIIIINES
Yeah ..this is my favorite one too. It's very good.
This, turtles, and flying robots are my favorites.
^ Hexane knows whaddup. Bang the President is mostly greatness but the couple of spoken parts put the brakes on it a bit. Flying Robots (#3) is frickin sweeeeeet, and the guest really elevates it (despite +Corvet's assessment). Wait, but there's a talking section in that one, too (the chocolate break). Well, I guess I don't know what to think anymore.
Also gotta plug the opening to #8 ("Women are PRETENDING that they like working"), Bill O'Reilly's "Is America going to pot?" section from #4, and of course, "Can you confirm Half-Life 3?" from #9.
Basically, The Gregory Brothers > The Beach Boys.
I can't stop listening to this song. It's so CATCHY. And the subtle jokes are fantastic. Not to mention some really beautiful singing at "the Tweet that made us think he was dead" and "the machines and humans in love together." Beautiful. Great job guys. This and Swingin in the Wind. Classics.
Katie Wahl ikr
Same.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Bagged Baghdadi
But the things he never got to do...drink bourbon (bourbon whiskey), bang the president, appear on the O’reilly factor...
We banged him with a machine
Bourbon whiskey, bang the President. Shit. This is stuck in my head now.
you start singing it in public transit by accident. you become embarrassed--wait, oh no--you see an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex glaring at you. you hang your head in shame. they approach and sternly say "that's my song. you stole my song." smiles break out. you harmonize together. "bang the president." "bourbon whiskey." you move in together and get labradors and make babies.
THE END…OR IS IT?!?!
schmoyoho I read that in your voice O.o
Starbattle64 Now read it again in Morgan freeman's voice while reading this in his voice.
AriesCorinthier Awesome suggestion.
schmoyoho กูเป็นคนไทยเว้ยไอเหี้ยยไม่รู้เรื่อง
2023. I still come to listen to this masterpiece. Actual internet history this is
2:05 bridge is the best part
I love the melody
Agreed. I'm playing it on repeat right now
0:51 to 1:27 would be the best bourbon ad ever
I am coming back to the part since 5 years. Sarah is just amazing
@@besiktasbey4579That’s not Sarah
This era of this series is peak perfection on CZcams
Except for all the censorship that continues to this day.
Love love love
RECIPROCATED LOVE
yeah this one's actually good
schmoyoho
Marry me! I love you guys!
Omg omg omg Big fan here *wink*
How about episode about Satoshi Nakamoto?
This is still my favourite songify the news. It's glorious.
I'm back to watch it again 😂😂
Can't stop watching it somehow :D
Does he realize that people use machines to watch his show?
you must think you are so intelligent, don't you.
He held the machine upside as well
1Crafter i I was gonna to say that
He wasn't implying to satellite TV
Youssef Fouad He was implying the secret robot army of the United States
When he hits that high note around 1:37 , straight finesse 👌
Where has this channel been all my life
You Tube
Nerdtote T-T
A dark corner where CZcams keeps so it can keep it to itself
I know
If you've reslly just discovered it and never even heard of it, i'm impressed. They made many viral videos
This randomly popped into my head today so had to enjoy the full masterpiece. Still *slaps* !!!!
THANKS FOR 1,000,000 VIEWS, HOMIES! i'm toasting you all with a glass of kentucky bourbon. in conclusion, EEEE, KAPEEPATOW!!
I always wanted to be toasted on a Friday night...oh wait...
GRATS!
schmoyoho Best thing ever :D
Pure genius
schmoyoho 1,000,000 views, most probably 5 views per person, this video is just too good to just watch it once :D
schmoyoho When's the next one? I've been watching 7, 6 , and 5 for a whole week waiting.
This was a genuine flashback to see this again. Hearing about Crimea, al-Baghdadi, and other stuff from this time makes this song a time capsule.
But what should the first single on The Angry Gorilla's album be - "Bang the President," Bourbon Whiskey," or "It Was a Tweet?" Now i'm getting angry having to pick just one.
Also featuring cameo of Senator Jefferson Einstein.
Good song
Have the songs in the order they are but try and get them to link even as separate songs. Eg "Bang the President" (track 1) which links into "Bourbon whiskey" (track 2)
You know what happens when you get so angry right?
czcams.com/video/-fmwxaBjFGM/video.html
***** yes
Yeah, the machines and the humans are in love foreverrr
like you and meeee on TVeee being angry together
@@schmoyoho Oh, I’ll always be there for yoouu
when you’ve got some yellin to dooo
As an Egyptian with absolutely no knowledge and/or link to American politics, this song is way too nostalgic to me for NO REASON
I love the Bourbon Whiskey part.
One of my favourite catchy lines ever from Schmoyoho: "I rise to take an active role in promoting Bourbon."
1:51 "Don't know anything!"
...
*_You're holding it upside down..._*
lol
In the name of Christ
Your comment made me explode
Idk why
Also anyone noticed every important politician has a super deep voice
+Nick Gardner Well he isnt using it he is just showing it on the screen. Do you always angle everything to a exact 90 degree angle...
+Nick Gardener It was an example. You don't need a phone to know politics, your topics, und your Jobs.
@@kianasheibani1708 maybe they meant Steve? I think the "und" might be autocorrect in action, if they're German 🤔
Stuck in my head all day due to news update. Still funny!
Somehow ended up back here. This is such a great song, what a journey.
I'm gonna get caught singing "bang the president"in public aren't i?
i hope so
When I heard the news al-Baghdadi died it instantly reminded me of this song 😂
The machines part is insane. Really well done the whole song. The kicker is when Obama is like “I love gettin hugs” but just all of it with rounds and the use of the different elements from the song at the end.
I wouldn't have to buy the president dinner. We'd dine on steak, vodka, and caviar.
And fish fingers and custard. Sorry! Random whovian comment :)
"obama benghazi
benbama oghazi"
straight fire
To this day Sarah's part is still one of my favorites in Songify the News. She's got one of the best voices out there.
Edit: It took until 2023 for me to learn this was in fact not Sarah singing.
so good
Wait whos singing?
This is my favorite song from you so far. All though 1999 is a close 2nd
The 3rd 6th 7th and 11th are also amazing. And the trump songs.
+Dickman Is my name what about titenic?
My fauvorite is naked men or muffin man ; D
nah #9 has to be the best
My favorite is #11 I love h3h3
i still come back to this video sometimes to listen to the singing gorilla part man it just sounds so good
Still love that part
Exactly! I randomly remembered the gorilla part after 5 years. Wish i could find songs that has similar singing to that part.
It'd be a cold day in hell when Sen. Junkie Einstein (R-South Dakota) would be absent for floor speeches about bourbon.
+Brandon Cleary good point, huge oversight
He is actually there
I know. What I meant was, "Of course he'd be present for this one."
Junkie Einstein is the best!
He's passed out under his desk from drinking too much bourbon
this one always hits hard.
Does anyone else think, that the "The tweet that made us think he was dead"-part is the absolute best? Goosebumps right there.
Beautiful singing. If I were rich af, I'd hire that dude to wake me up like this every morning and then I'd pretend to still be asleep so he has to repeat it 79 times. o___o
What's that boy's name, yo? Wanna hear more of him.
Yumie Nom That shit gave me the chills too, did you know some people never get chills when listening to music?
Love it guys, keep em comin' PLEASE ❤️👍
ROOMIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ahhhhhhh! Roomie and Schmoyoho on the same comment thread! My life is complete! All that and I have three days off work! I shall check my email for RoomieArmy related material and scour the internet for international news! I'm from Canada so maybe something Canadian! Love you both Roomie and SchmoYOho, accent on the yo of course!
ROOMIE I LOVE YOUR VIDS
Ebola/Obama Ebama/Obola ISIS/Obama OBISIS/Isama Crimea/Obama Obea/Crimama, Bang the President, Bourbon Whisky, It Was a Tweeet and the Machiiines... LOVE how it all comes together at the end, but I wish they did more than just American news ^^
send us some good international stories & maybe they shall make it in
schmoyoho Donna Goudau pls!
***** They did the UN a while ago. It was pretty great. Hugo Chavez played air guitar.
"Bourbon has the American spirit!"
I've never felt so patriotic over a drink I cant legally buy.
I liked the bourbon whiskey part.
Why is it that all the best songs are about alcohol? I don't even drink.
T-Pain agrees
It's required to bang the president more effectively. Trust me, I'm a scientist.
In my personal opinion this is the best song Schmoyoho has ever produced. It’s just…great, start to finish. Great work!
BOURBON WHISKEY
[LAUGHING] ...oh.
Bourbon whiskey
It's fun!
I love gettin' hugs.
bangbama oghazi
Still holds up 7 years later
How many more Americans do you think would be interested in politics if it were conducted like this?
It would be epic if all news was a musical
Too bad most americans don't care about serious things.
all of them
Shiny Breloom I would.
@@koalakoala2344 I suppose that is true of many people, and not only in America. I think spicing serious discussions up by turning them into musicals would be beneficial for everyone.
Schmoyoho, I'm French and 5 janaury I come to the USA to become Au Pair for 1 year I will learn English to understand everything you said. You're great and awesome, continue what you did. My song prefers is Oh my Dayum !!!! Love
a pre-welcome to the U.S.! i hope you enjoy our bourbon as much as we enjoy your champagne
the machines
epicawesome I read this right as he said it XD
Lol. Me too.
the machines, are taking people away from reality.
+epicawesome Your profile picture matches with that comment completely.
I have to say this is my favorite songify the news of all and i dont know if they could ever top it
I wish these songs were available on Spotify, they're absolute bangers!
many of them are! I'm not sure if this one is, though
@@a12i9 I checked and I wasn't able to find it :/
here's our artist page - open.spotify.com/artist/0V8tQXWkKPD5SxsB2moGew
but this one isn't on there yet!
POURING ONE OUT FOR ALL MY HOMIES WORLD-WYDE, WE GOING GLOBAL WITH THIS, CRANK YOUR SUB-WOOFS THIS IS FOR YOU. I WANNA THANK GOD I WANNA THANK TRIGERION THE ABOMINABLE I WANNA THANK DORKLAR THE INSUFFERABLE I WANNA THANK MY MASHED POTATO DISTRIBUTOR I WANNA THANK MY MOTHER FOR SEQUINING THIS JACKET I WANNA THANK MY DIVORCE LAWYERS AND ALL THE COLE SLAW KIDS ON 39TH AND LEXINGTON THIS IS FOR YOU, I WANNA THANK MY DANCE INSTRUCTORS AND MY PERSONAL TRAINERS AND THE ANIMAL PROTECTION LEAGUE I WANNA THANK TYQUELL MONSHERIE MY LIVE-IN-GURU I WANNA THANK MR TODD DANIELS MY FORGETFUL MAILMAN WE DOING THIS ALL OVER THE MAP THIS IS THE GREGORISTICRATICAL BROTHERS WE GO HARD IN THE PAINT I LOVE YOU MOMMA I LOVE YOU GENERAL MOTOR$ THIS IS HOW WE DO 2012
i gotta thank nicholas megalis's mom too. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT i meant for creating him in her womb.
This Russell Brand's lookalike speaks ( too ) cryptically ( for me )...Maybe I need some of that unique, unlike-any-other beverage... XD
Good stuff man, love your gummy money video, its hilarious
love your vines megalis!
Wow, I'm deaf now.
Best schmoyoho video in years.
Hello 마이클
Sometimes I watch this and I'm like WHAT is the context of Rick Santorum saying 'bang the president'??? I have NO clue but it's one of my favorite songify the news songs
God, I just love how these songs are a bunch of songs mishmashed into one big song. They're funny as hell but are genuine bangers as well.
Wait, so.. is this song about banging the President, Bourbon whiskey, machines, or a tweet?
yes
That doesn't really tell me what it's about.. are you saying yes to it being about everything I listed?
+Jono and Foxy MC yes
it is about all, no?
+dan lastname My comment is the way it is is because at the end, everything is mixed up into one funny mess.
"I rise to take an active role promoting bourbon."
Man why does that sound so good?
3 years later, and still my favorite Songify the news.
I like how you managed to get some assonance on the line "promotin bourbon"
The fact that Mitch missed out the "g" in promoting meant that they sounded nicely together
the bourbon whiskey part is a tier above
I enjoy how Harambe made a cameo. 0:33
Yeah, I loved to be in this vid.
is this video your pawn shop?
Foooooorced meme
I learn more from schmoyoho than actual news.
Holy shit you guys are prophetic
This is one of the best works you have done...it is amazing
Still my most favourite songify this after all these years
a tweet, A TWEET
I got "bourban, bourban whiskey" stuck in my head, so I appreciate the lyrics in the description for solving this for me
1:25 still remains my favourite transition from schmoyoho
Now I can’t stop clicking your time stamp and enjoying it over and over again
Shrimp Salad on a Stick !!!!
Priceless
😂
MAKE HIM SQUEAL 😭😭😭 this is perfection, it's 5a.m. and I woke up singing this. Good start to the day
"Bourbon, Bourbon whiskey" has stuck with me for the better part of a decade
Best Schmoyoho video ever.
I beg to differ. Best song they ever made was DEFINITELY in the channel trailer. "Schmoyoho Accent on the Yo"
Now that's what I'd call...
*News* age music.
I love the word mixing in this one. It's very pleasing to the ear. :)
This is the best video you've ever made, easily
God bless you for doing videos like that, it gives me hope in humanity
I swear, Bill O'Reilly has the best and most hilariously unintentional singing voice in your videos, haha.
WOAH-OH, woah-oh
COM-plex
The machiiiines,
The machiiiines.
I can't tell you how many times I have played this song on repeat. A legit banger and best Songify the News you guys have ever did. Keep it up baby!
Bill O'Reilly talking about Americans who don't know anything. There's irony for you :)
Haha
I watch this a lot of times. it's stuck it my head
"I love getting hugs"-Obama
Lmao forever be funny to me!
Lol this had to be one of the best, if not the best songify the news so far.
Abu bakr had a catchy name
I love the detail of the different types of alcohol manufacturers held by other members. You could've just gotten the same exact one but you didn't for interests sake. I love it.
"wait what about the homicide? or the long history of institutional discrimination?"
Golden.
2.5 years later and I'm still watching this on repeat. So good! great work, guys!
This is the best one.
I love it so much.
THANK YOU
Still hands down the best Songify.
First thing I thought about when I heard the news was this song 😂
I adore songify the news, but this one is still the best one. I can't stop humming bang the president, lol.
My favourite part is when they're singing about Bourbon... it's really catchy xD
Am I the only one who wants to see Weird Al Yankovic guest star?
you are one of schmany 👊
schmoyoho
👊
Legendaryskillz Till now I didn't know what I wanted, now I do. schmoyoho Pls. Weird Al and you are like Fish to Peanut butter - you'll mesh well! Do it!
Legendaryskillz I really wish i chose that name
He did the last 2016 debate
This is unreasonably good.
why is this so funny 7 years later...comedically and musically
This is the greatest thing ever made.
Whenever I go to buy alcohol and I see Jim Beams Bourbon Whiskey, I always think of this song. Haha, legend!
5 years later same thing happens
This series slaps, I come back every year or so and vibe to it.
This one is easily one of the best though.
Smoking crayfish is a strong second.
Anyone else notice that O'reilly holds his phone the wrong way?
+Teargas Muffinz um yea i barley noticed it i noticed it when i saw this comment xD
+Teargas Muffinz O really?
+Zak Quattrocchi oh, really?