when you let a kid use a crossbow

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  • @squidwardwithblondehair7219

    8:54 I choked when he said “Oh Piss”

  • @slimeball64
    @slimeball64 Před 3 lety +207

    "Oh don't grab it too hard now"
    We've all had this talk

    • @HI-oh5ur
      @HI-oh5ur Před 3 lety

      Lmao

    • @HI-oh5ur
      @HI-oh5ur Před 3 lety +3

      When your girl is to trigger happy lol

    • @aaaaaahhhhh4741
      @aaaaaahhhhh4741 Před 3 lety +2

      rebelious antics trigger happy havoc 😼😼😼😼😼

    • @aaaaaahhhhh4741
      @aaaaaahhhhh4741 Před 3 lety +1

      @@blankalotkowska8917 😌😌😌💅💅💅

    • @MrsHeat
      @MrsHeat Před 3 lety

      HmMmMm confusion size : infinity

  • @mnwildhighlights4180
    @mnwildhighlights4180 Před 3 lety +265

    “I wonder why it’s called the shredder”
    *faumous last words*

  • @Staroham
    @Staroham Před 3 lety +210

    The lesser known sequel to “If you give a Mouse a Cookie”

  • @cypher_mortis
    @cypher_mortis Před 3 lety +257

    Thumbnail: A human girl holding a crossbow
    Me: "Mabel?"

  • @Tatianaesimpson
    @Tatianaesimpson Před 3 lety +3087

    I read this as “when you use a kid as a crossbow” and it didn’t shock me at all - that’s the beauty of GrayStillPlays

  • @o__o.6212
    @o__o.6212 Před 3 lety +50

    6:41
    Can we appreciate that Timmy survived completely intact

  • @thequeer_underthebed2535
    @thequeer_underthebed2535 Před 2 lety +12

    3:44
    No one:
    Not even gray
    Steven universe to his kid:

  • @alexgay1318
    @alexgay1318 Před 3 lety +161

    1:03 Susie isn't knighting little Tom Hardy, she's taking away his bending

    • @ironhorse3433
      @ironhorse3433 Před 3 lety +6

      😆yeah I saw that but it was for demonetization purposes

    • @Sh3ll3y214
      @Sh3ll3y214 Před 3 lety +5

      The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai

    • @parkourgod1190
      @parkourgod1190 Před 3 lety +3

      I didn’t know aang was a girl like in the play

    • @shubhavasan5762
      @shubhavasan5762 Před 3 lety +2

      God dam it. Who the hell let Amons daughter out of the bin

    • @julia_likeschicken
      @julia_likeschicken Před 3 lety

      @@parkourgod1190 we have white Korra here
      Im sorry

  • @andrewmoreno9056
    @andrewmoreno9056 Před 3 lety +1438

    That "Alright" always makes my day.

  • @concordevrofficial
    @concordevrofficial Před 2 lety +7

    5:43 THE PAIN!!!!!!!

  • @Jordan_gouker
    @Jordan_gouker Před 2 lety +8

    4:27 I understood that reference

  • @feloniousphil7398
    @feloniousphil7398 Před 3 lety +518

    Human: *exists*
    Gray: _This is where the fun begins._

  • @mikerowave4990
    @mikerowave4990 Před 3 lety +573

    Game: “How much pain and torture do you want to cause?”
    Gray: *Yes*

  • @hotcat1892
    @hotcat1892 Před 3 lety +6

    7:53 If you watch *very* closely, you can see that the bomb touched his helmet, which reduced the damage he took from it (Watch it in 0.25 speed if you need to). Helmets save lives.

  • @Get-Wright
    @Get-Wright Před 3 lety +5

    “Alright” my favorite line

  • @microwavedbananapeels
    @microwavedbananapeels Před 3 lety +15

    Top 10 CZcamsr that always says "Alright" on almost every video
    1: GrayStillPlays
    2: *GrayStillPlays*

  • @coleculver1210
    @coleculver1210 Před 3 lety +116

    “Oh now she’s less alive” that part had me crying

  • @igoreuss5247
    @igoreuss5247 Před 3 lety +123

    "It's my secret captain, I'm always hard"- Gray

    • @Jaidenism0722
      @Jaidenism0722 Před 3 lety +2

      THATS NOT VERY FAMILY FRIENDLY TV PG

    • @ImNotScotish
      @ImNotScotish Před 3 lety +1

      @@Jaidenism0722 shut up this was taken outta context your just being overdramatic

    • @green_lettuce
      @green_lettuce Před 3 lety +4

      @@ImNotScotish I think you missed the joke there friend.

    • @00Grimreaper00
      @00Grimreaper00 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ImNotScotish joke>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your head

    • @ImNotScotish
      @ImNotScotish Před 3 lety

      @@00Grimreaper00 that’s the joke hitting my head signaling i do know what it is
      i’m just being stupid...... like you

  • @stanley279
    @stanley279 Před 3 lety +6

    4:02 look at the top left corner of the screen

  • @cookingwithcarrus
    @cookingwithcarrus Před 3 lety +283

    “You can do it without a neck...I didn’t have a neck when I was your age”
    😂

  • @ashlight6107
    @ashlight6107 Před 3 lety +15

    12:54
    *Very loud Fanfair*
    People with headphones: well goodbye ears.

  • @kinderbuenoman64
    @kinderbuenoman64 Před 3 lety +7

    5:16
    When your kid is on a skyscraper and he hears the Ice Cream Truck

  • @t-t8327
    @t-t8327 Před 3 lety +28

    -mom that the funeral-
    Mom:”I knew you should have never went with your dad”

  • @frankparker8850
    @frankparker8850 Před 3 lety +285

    Gray: *’when you let the kid use the crossbow’*
    Me: *’Insight into gray’s life! Yessss!!! WE WILL KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!’*

  • @nixity4778
    @nixity4778 Před 3 lety +52

    4:51 “Yay I got the win!” Yea while getting impaled by 50 harpoons

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua Před 3 lety +4

    6:00 Why is this the most disturbingly funny and awful thing that I have ever seen?

  • @lucasblanton5203
    @lucasblanton5203 Před 3 lety +4

    1:10 I like that Nixon is starring at Suzy and Tom as hes killing them.

  • @hatstorm1097
    @hatstorm1097 Před 3 lety +224

    Dear Gray;
    in the sims medieval, force 100 sims to repeatedly fight each other, opuntia they die, tournament style.
    Or, force them to fight each other tournament style, and have one sim sentence the loser to death by the hentai monster pit.

    • @colonoscopy1861
      @colonoscopy1861 Před 3 lety +23

      But my face is far too pretty for that

    • @hatstorm1097
      @hatstorm1097 Před 3 lety +22

      Colono Scopy Shut up or you’re going in the hentai monster pit

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 3 lety +14

      @@colonoscopy1861 you can be a bard, and provide music while everyone's dying

    • @colonoscopy1861
      @colonoscopy1861 Před 3 lety +11

      @@genericname2747 @Hat Storm. Is there someway I can be the Hentai Monster Bard?

    • @ifidothis1833
      @ifidothis1833 Před 3 lety +4

      Sorry to tell you but that will never happen sims don’t fight peanut

  • @L0c0Glono
    @L0c0Glono Před 3 lety +70

    Kid: Why is Gray so violent with these kinds of games?
    Gray: You’ll learn quickly

  • @somerandomguy4760
    @somerandomguy4760 Před 3 lety +7

    "Anyone can beat a bottle run but not a 45 degree one!" Jack septic eye " hold my beer.

    • @user-lo5zk6ri7u
      @user-lo5zk6ri7u Před 2 lety +1

      Correct: "Anyone can beat a bottle run but not a 45 degree one!" Gray still plays " I will find a way. " **

  • @synsvids
    @synsvids Před 3 lety +6

    "Click here for Hell, define Hell!"
    "Good Hell."

  • @silverblitzen9759
    @silverblitzen9759 Před 3 lety +6

    9:26 BEST MOMENT

  • @ToastyMJD
    @ToastyMJD Před 3 lety +157

    Nobody:
    Me when he says “alright”: *MMMMMMMMMM Y E S E T H*

    • @xxnologiq3578
      @xxnologiq3578 Před 3 lety +1

      Mhm

    • @karinaguzman685
      @karinaguzman685 Před 3 lety

      Toasty 📄👊🏿👍🏿👍🏿⚔️🗡🗡⛩💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💾🛤🚝📱📲📲📲📲🆚🈶🈵

    • @mimismojo
      @mimismojo Před 3 lety

      karina guzman what..?

  • @loveniacannon3302
    @loveniacannon3302 Před 9 měsíci +13

    The couch arrived in two boxes four days early, which was great because we'd just moved into a new house and needed places to sit. My son and I put it together pretty quickly czcams.com/users/postUgkxitRzxya-XugamYgLwa_2G1gxPg4MCJHa . Another reviewer suggested inserting the seat into the side and I'm glad they did as the instructions weren't clear on that matter. It's incredibly light and slides easily across the wood floor, making it easy to move. It's firm, but comfortable. It will even be great to nap on. I got the gray, which definitely has strong blue undertones, but I'm okay with that.

  • @lukasgraf5617
    @lukasgraf5617 Před rokem +2

    9:50 Timmy and Mother: Okay Susie: EPILEPTIC SEIZURE.

  • @rxden5591
    @rxden5591 Před 3 lety +53

    I Love when grey just makes the most rude remarks words at dead people

  • @twisterman4184
    @twisterman4184 Před 3 lety +658

    Jacksepticeye: I've killed the most people in happy wheels
    Graystillplays: hold my beer of pain and sadness.

    • @1ztype343
      @1ztype343 Před 3 lety +26

      Hold my sword that's stuck in my shitter

    • @twisterman4184
      @twisterman4184 Před 3 lety +3

      @@1ztype343 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MaiaMirabell
      @MaiaMirabell Před 3 lety +6

      That one time *GRAY* has got the rookie numbers....

    • @thatsabsurd6804
      @thatsabsurd6804 Před 3 lety

      ❤️🥵😫🥰 💋

    • @vanillayt4621
      @vanillayt4621 Před 3 lety +11

      Hold my beer of pain and sadness that has cocaine mixed into it

  • @tom-cr2663
    @tom-cr2663 Před 3 lety +7

    It makes my day when gray says:I love it when...

  • @Xuxucrets
    @Xuxucrets Před 3 lety +6

    4:39 that feeling when you do something impossible

  • @imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158

    Like a slightly darker version of “if you give a mouse a cookie”

  • @cookingwithcarrus
    @cookingwithcarrus Před 3 lety +416

    “His head and his Scrohtuhm”
    Why did he say it so weird (spelled wrong on purpose)

  • @Unknown-tj4ep
    @Unknown-tj4ep Před rokem +2

    6:35 omg the shredder part I almost died of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NickC_222
    @NickC_222 Před 2 lety +9

    I love when the bottle run is so intense and hardcore that the bike's rear wheel trails behind the bike and the wind keeps blowing Gray's head back at an 80⁰ angle lmao. The explosive impact with the finish line was just the cherry on top

  • @The_FBI_Official
    @The_FBI_Official Před 3 lety +471

    I feel like Gray is on the F.B.I. watchlist for how he plays his video games.
    Trust me... I should know.

    • @twisterman4184
      @twisterman4184 Před 3 lety +25

      The F.B.I SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18!

    • @talimnsk2829
      @talimnsk2829 Před 3 lety +22

      Omg is that the F.B.I coming to arrest me for committing tax fraud, and also murdering 7 people..?

    • @The_FBI_Official
      @The_FBI_Official Před 3 lety +19

      Wait what

    • @talimnsk2829
      @talimnsk2829 Před 3 lety +10

      NO NO NO.. I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING, TRUST ME!

    • @twisterman4184
      @twisterman4184 Před 3 lety +8

      @@talimnsk2829 FBI OPEN UP

  • @thetruegunginginga29yearsa66

    "I hate it when my son's head falls off"
    -_Graystillplays 2020_

  • @CJ-iz4we
    @CJ-iz4we Před 3 lety +23

    9:25 "get ready cuz u gotta throw ur body. One, two, three SON OF A BI-"

  • @tysendg1-118
    @tysendg1-118 Před 2 lety +7

    Looks like my sleep paralysis demon 6:10

  • @cat-tastrophies2166
    @cat-tastrophies2166 Před 3 lety +16

    You know it's bad when Gray starts aggressively "Nope" -ing

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 Před 3 lety +628

    Gray: "I almost got killed by a man's brain!"
    Me: Gives new meaning to the term "getting brained". 😀

    • @donnykitsune6289
      @donnykitsune6289 Před 3 lety +13

      *_When you're having a no-brainer and your friend offers to help;_*

    • @justanotherveganonyoutube710
      @justanotherveganonyoutube710 Před 3 lety +4

      Dude I read your comment as he said that. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @segaallstar4898
      @segaallstar4898 Před 3 lety +1

      @Florida Man ✔️ .

    • @Tonsils-micman
      @Tonsils-micman Před 3 lety

      @Florida Man ✔️ Why you do this? You know I can't even count close to 10 let alone that.

    • @Cocoaben
      @Cocoaben Před 3 lety

      what the heck is the original meaning?

  • @jezukeeee2496
    @jezukeeee2496 Před 3 lety +5

    3:29 He sounded like Levi try to listen carefully

  • @hall0ween99
    @hall0ween99 Před 3 lety +9

    The best part was when he blocked the axe with the ball

  • @JoJiX
    @JoJiX Před 3 lety +7

    8:24 lololo my map
    love you

  • @jarodbates5747
    @jarodbates5747 Před 3 lety +240

    I really wonder what his wife thinks whenever she hears him recording😂

  • @DeltaMan867
    @DeltaMan867 Před 2 lety +1

    “Beat those bottles like an aged salami” I never thought I’d hear that today

  • @bonafinchel-male7959
    @bonafinchel-male7959 Před 3 lety +1

    Kindly keyin effects+ laser beam humor= gray still playz

  • @cookiesandcream7668
    @cookiesandcream7668 Před 3 lety +16

    hey gray, at the end of the game, when the options screen to replay, rate it, leave, etc, you can drag it around to see behind it btw

  • @Asian_Eeyeez
    @Asian_Eeyeez Před 3 lety +57

    *"Im getting good at juggling balls"* -Gray 2020

  • @Luigi7777
    @Luigi7777 Před 3 lety +5

    9:45 Imagine if your wife walked in as you said that XD

  • @chinoy8538
    @chinoy8538 Před rokem +1

    0:55 Was hilarious *FOR ME🤣*

  • @neck10
    @neck10 Před 3 lety +296

    This man here, give him an award, he is literally one of the only people who still upload Happy Wheels

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen Před 3 lety +9

      But he only started relatively recently, so maybe not the full award.

    • @joseroman1870
      @joseroman1870 Před 3 lety +1

      @@RuyVuusen corect

    • @Kitkat-wf2pu
      @Kitkat-wf2pu Před 3 lety +1

      Donkey Kong In Your Comments i know right I think he needs more fame

    • @NightOwl1515
      @NightOwl1515 Před 3 lety +1

      Donkey Kong In Your Comments.
      Donkey Kongments.

    • @neck10
      @neck10 Před 3 lety

      Tindle I might just change my name to that 🧐🤔

  • @darthrevan2063
    @darthrevan2063 Před 3 lety +38

    Lands bottle perfectly upside down and his only reaction is “huh”. This is why we love you grey. Lol

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 Před 3 lety +5

      also lands bottle on side and says omg

  • @galaxygd879
    @galaxygd879 Před rokem +2

    5:49 made me die😂😂

  • @n1lt1az
    @n1lt1az Před 2 lety +3

    8:15 is when all hell brakes loose

  • @rhdisb2435
    @rhdisb2435 Před 3 lety +196

    “I hate it when my son’s head falls off”
    Not something you would hear everyday

  • @alli-claired.2667
    @alli-claired.2667 Před 3 lety +113

    “I didn’t have a neck when I was your age🤨” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MoNehNeh17
      @MoNehNeh17 Před 3 lety +3

      youre so pretty 💕

    • @alli-claired.2667
      @alli-claired.2667 Před 3 lety +1

      @@MoNehNeh17 awww thank you 😁

    • @VortexBricks
      @VortexBricks Před 3 lety +2

      @@alli-claired.2667 it’s a bot

    • @bean9650
      @bean9650 Před 3 lety

      @@VortexBricks that ain’t no bot-

    • @bean9650
      @bean9650 Před 3 lety

      @@VortexBricks I don’t think there even is bots on CZcams

  • @Jcknight7996
    @Jcknight7996 Před 3 lety +2

    'I hate it when my son's head flies off'

  • @Ghost-or3sz
    @Ghost-or3sz Před 3 lety +57

    I thought I was early, 53 seconds *SOUNDS* early, I was severely wrong

    • @GarfieldEnjoyr
      @GarfieldEnjoyr Před 3 lety +1

      Yes

    • @wd_eclair
      @wd_eclair Před 3 lety +3

      I was 3 seconds and, FIRST COMMENT WAS ALREADY THERE...

    • @TheRealAlpha2
      @TheRealAlpha2 Před 3 lety +2

      Now you understand the futility of trying to be "first."

  • @leothesteampunker3761
    @leothesteampunker3761 Před 3 lety +7

    5:54 this made me laugh so hard

  • @Strange_Traveller
    @Strange_Traveller Před 3 lety

    I LOVE when he laughs sometimes because SOME OF HES LAUGH IS LIKE A DOG SAYING PIIIIIWY

  • @Wiwi-kw6py
    @Wiwi-kw6py Před 2 lety

    12:54 the violent shaking of the loud winning sound can't stop making me laugh XD😂🤣😆

  • @vatsalgoyal1517
    @vatsalgoyal1517 Před 3 lety +39

    2:34 Gray: "You should have gone for the head"

    • @tmwarthunder1016
      @tmwarthunder1016 Před 3 lety +1

      The Game: I know. But he can. *proceeds to yeet the moon to him*

  • @NexBoarGaming
    @NexBoarGaming Před 3 lety +66

    The “Oh Piss!” Gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @karimeyer8501
    @karimeyer8501 Před 3 lety +2

    "I am usually great at juggling balls" nearly dies from his ball
    LOL

  • @lucasgameplayer2455
    @lucasgameplayer2455 Před 2 lety +4

    At 4:32 it was so funny that I Peed my pants 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅

  • @aintgotimetowipe
    @aintgotimetowipe Před 3 lety +7

    Nobody: Dogs at the vet: 2:56

  • @MordredStarfall
    @MordredStarfall Před 3 lety +74

    "That's my secret, cap. I'm always hard." Quotes to be taken out of context

    • @teo-kk7zk
      @teo-kk7zk Před 3 lety

      wasn't it ,,I'm always mad/angry", or what super hero said that?

    • @mathiassvendsen9788
      @mathiassvendsen9788 Před 3 lety +4

      teo999
      I am a little disgusted that you even need to ask that question, but the answer is ”That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always angry.” And it was said by Bruce Banner (Played by Mark Ruffalo) in the first Avengers movie from 2012.

    • @teo-kk7zk
      @teo-kk7zk Před 3 lety +1

      @@mathiassvendsen9788 Oh I think you missunderstand. I know Hulk said that. What I actually asked was ,,didn't you mean I'm always angry", or what Superhero said ,,I'm always hard?" I should have said it that way, sorry for the missconceptions.

    • @MordredStarfall
      @MordredStarfall Před 3 lety

      @@teo-kk7zk its because Gray himself said it

    • @teo-kk7zk
      @teo-kk7zk Před 3 lety

      @@MordredStarfall So but did Gray quote a Superhero or did he ust say it?

  • @noahgamer8829
    @noahgamer8829 Před 3 lety

    Greece still plays quote of the year when you can make sure swords and balls make contact

  • @jitendra81
    @jitendra81 Před 2 lety +1

    0:50 2:33 when you are about to die but you are one of the main characters in anime

  • @kennethbeaver5739
    @kennethbeaver5739 Před 3 lety +137

    jacksepticeye and markiplier: we have killed the most people in happy wheels
    grey: oi, hold my beer of mental sadness
    mark: shi-

  • @Nova-bv5qb
    @Nova-bv5qb Před 3 lety +5

    12:17 Did that glass just *bend*

  • @TSK-wd7dn
    @TSK-wd7dn Před 3 lety +5

    2:38 makes me laugh so hard.

  • @lucasblanton5203
    @lucasblanton5203 Před 3 lety +1

    12:11 I love it everytime you play "if I had a chicken" by Kevin Macleod

  • @finthechat3811
    @finthechat3811 Před 3 lety +9

    Gray: alright little Suzy no don’t rip your arms off
    Grays neighbours: WTF is going on over there
    🤣

    • @Phoenix-hh6zp
      @Phoenix-hh6zp Před rokem

      That same thing happened to me when gray said I hate when my sons head falls from and my neibours were like: huh!?

  • @agariopro101
    @agariopro101 Před 3 lety +14

    6:59: Suzie wiggles her arms so beautifully that the developers gave her the victory

  • @isaachodge9857
    @isaachodge9857 Před 3 lety +4

    0:46 we didn’t need to know that

  • @proto-green3896
    @proto-green3896 Před 3 lety +1

    i like how gray said son of a BI- after he fall after he got to the jet fall

  • @RobloxHeichel2018
    @RobloxHeichel2018 Před 3 lety +6

    12:55
    THAT LOUD!!!
    XD, I couldn't stop laughing after I heard that.

  • @owasumi6151
    @owasumi6151 Před 3 lety +21

    0:40 I'm pretty sure this is a cry for help

    • @MrsHeat
      @MrsHeat Před 3 lety +1

      It,s like mangles gender - y . e . s

  • @USACountryBall122
    @USACountryBall122 Před 3 měsíci +1

    9:26 “1, 2, 3, SON OF U BI-“😅😂

  • @JohnDoe-qz4rw
    @JohnDoe-qz4rw Před 3 lety

    “Do my balls have flowers on them, seriously?”
    Love how that sounded...

  • @Yehaw495
    @Yehaw495 Před 3 lety +43

    My brain: quickly! Find something funny to comment!!! Me: uh uh uh how about early? Brain: f*ck

    • @whyle5318
      @whyle5318 Před 3 lety +2

      E X A C T L Y

    • @meieselve
      @meieselve Před 3 lety

      YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (along with mini gun noises)

  • @danielraxter9009
    @danielraxter9009 Před 3 lety +420

    "I didn't have a neck when I was your age."
    Ok boomer.

  • @Iits.Tob1
    @Iits.Tob1 Před 2 lety +3

    2:27 cracked me up🤣🤣🤣

  • @devonteglover2012
    @devonteglover2012 Před rokem

    "when I was your age, I didn't have a neck"
    BOI YOU HAD ME ROLLING

  • @SomeDUDE-of2fs
    @SomeDUDE-of2fs Před 3 lety +66

    People: Minding their own business. Gray: I am once again asking for people to kill

  • @Kammie_Lammie
    @Kammie_Lammie Před 3 lety +4

    Gray :”Define hell ……,Good hell.”

  • @sylva_one858
    @sylva_one858 Před rokem +1

    Kids:Doing Rituals with tom hardy*
    Gray: Ritual summons gray into the battle field and kills kids*
    Thanks for catching that sword tom.

  • @Ghost_g1rl.
    @Ghost_g1rl. Před 2 lety

    “I didn’t have a neck when I was your age.” That cracked me up

  • @lifeandgames1151
    @lifeandgames1151 Před 3 lety +10

    i'm sobbing, there are literal tears coming out of my eyes i'm laughing so hard oh my gods my abs hurt. i forgot how much happy wheels is chaotic and it aged so that it's even more so. happy wheels and gray, match made.