Attack Force (2006) Movie Review
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- čas přidán 24. 08. 2024
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Attack Force is a 2006 American action film directed by Michael Keusch, and also written and produced by Steven Seagal, who also starred in the film.
The film co-stars Lisa Lovbrand and David Kennedy.
Seagal reminds me of that middle aged guy who still goes to the nightclub on ladies night and tries to pick up on college coeds and is unaware everyone in the place is laughing at him
i was goint o mention there was a show ovelsly steven was a cop in real life steven segal lawman lol watching that i rather sit through over these shitty direc to video films he was doing
Merry Christmas. Another great rant. Practically the worst one. Seagal doesn't care no more. Van Damme and Dolph are way better.
yea i like segals earlier work like out for justice or marked for death even above the law you can tell by this time segal does not care anymore dolph and van damme i like
Get this guy in an action movie please??? Someone hire this guy
We need this movie in 4K!
i agree i would watch it while i am hammered
I bet Seagal watched one of your Predator 2 reviews. Hell, he may even be a subscriber.
Seagal is so fucking lazy that he couldn't even dub "one... two... three." in one scene. And I swear that's Martin Sheen dubbing his voice.
i know Im kinda randomly asking but do anyone know a good site to stream newly released series online ?
@Jason Yahir i watch on Flixzone. Just search on google for it :)
Can't believe it's already a year since I saw this video.
And this is exactly how I discovered your channel.
15:35-16:26 Bro I can't stop laughing ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt you are a brave man for doing these. Wishing you a Merry Christmas mate
"In an interview given in 2007 to the Romanian magazine Fiss, Michael Keusch, director of the film, describes his stormy relationship with Steven Seagal on the set of Attack Force and the two other films they shot together (The CIA Affair and Flight of Fury). Michael Keusch recounts how Steven Seagal criticized him for not taking martial arts seriously enough, heavily emphasizing his ability to kill a man with his bare hands and going so far as to physically threaten the director. On the set of Attack Force specifically, Steven showed up with a copy of Predator 2 in his hand and demanding to shoot a film like that. Poor Michael Keusch ended up convincing him to lend himself to the original script, written, finished and ready to be shot, but Steven nevertheless sulked throughout filming, refusing until the end to play the final fight scene against the queen of the aliens (who became the Russian buyer of CTX in the final version of the film retouched by the producers)." (source: Nanarland)
F.A.T.
"Fucking Atrociously Tubby"
Classic.
OcpCommunications you said it man.
good one mike and that about sums it up segal dont give a fuck anymore lol he gets paid to get hookers and go to mcdonalds while putting out this garbage
to be fair i dont blame the guy for not wanting to work with segal anymore lol i would of wanted to just about call it quits with him
Epic Rant indeed Merry Xmas. These Seagal vs Aliens flicks were really ultimately missed opportunitys.
If you think this movie is bad watch “Ticker” (2001) with Tom Sizemore, Steven Seagal, and Dennis Hopper. I think Ticker might be just as worse as “Attack Force”
I reviewed Ticker.
I feel like all of his direct to dvd movies have the DUMBEST titles!
DVD cover for Attack Force has the same copy and pasted head from Shadow Man.
I have to agree with him about this being the worst steven seagal movie ever made
Happy holidays Matt awesome content Man as always
Thank you very much.
I too have followed the insanity of this man since Above the Law. On Deadly Ground is where he jumped the shark, specifically his inexplicable Earth First ecofreak speech at the end. I thought Exit Wounds would be a resurgence, but alas here we are.
Remember that bootleg SEGA alien game with Seagal? Maybe this movie wanted to be like that?
Merry Christmas Matt. This movie i switched off after 20 minutes when it was released.
Thank you, you too.
It's ashame what seagal has became he went from movie star to being shit maybe he spent all that money he made on a box of donuts
ramboraph4life did you destroy the DVD?
@@ramboraph4life wow Steven segalbrelly is an asshole iv herd from my dad how much lofty a liar he is hell the gree old man said he was from ne York not Michigan and the guy also banged likebfity womennehie hevwas still married
30:55 love this part, lol.
I would totally pay good money to see you in your own movie.
One of the most epic meltdowns that Matt has ever had on the review. This is up there with Alien 3.
31:00 Epic Seagal face impression ROFL!
32:44-32:47 There it is that classic moment done again LOL!
34:00 I wonder if he even gives a fuck about his fans? If I have to guess nope!
This was a really epic rant indeed Matt I've never seen this film and I don't want too I believe I couldn't even find any kill count or fight scenes on this film which that most be a good thing because people didn't want to get blinded by the lights? LOL!
Not here to defend seagal but unless the director was contracted to work with seagal like Matt said at the least he could've made a comprehensible plot regardless of seagal.
Great rant on a film that from what you told me? Sounds like an epic fucking fail of a movie. That is not only bad. But stupendously stupid. This rant is a million times better than the film and I haven't even seen the film and I am confident that statement is true.
Seagal's buddy stops the apocalypse by blowing up a computer with a hand grenade...What a fucking joke.
25:42 LOL!
16:20 32:43 34:54
9:30 I remember that ROFL!
I think just about everyone, even if they don't agree with all of your past reviews, would agree with you on this film.
Watching him watch predator 2 would be a better movie than this. That quote is epic.
For the Next Seagal Film I want Tobin Bell or Peter Cullen Dubbing Seagal’s Voice LOL Cause Bell And Cullen have Collest Voices
Matt have you red the book abut Steven seagal called sgeag book of badasserry
Hey Matt, Merry Christmas. I was wondering would you consider this quite possibly the worst movie you've seen in your life? Are there any films that you would consider worse than this one?
Feeders and Feeders 2.
Oh man, I can only imagine how bad those films are if you consider them even worse than this one. And I'm assuming you're going to review every Seagal film up until Contract to Kill?
Yeah, I'm going to do that.
Steven Seagal as Steven Seagal in 'Attack Force'.
16:20
great rant matt on a truly god awful film the audience needs valume like segal so we can calm down after watching it or smashing the dvd lol
32:45
One of the worst movies I've ever seen, a awful atrocious piece of shit, Seagal at his most laziest.
Perfectly summed up Matt I feel your pain having to endure this for 90 minutes.
0:36
Even the trailer for this movie is epically shit, couldn't last more than 45 seconds. I'm definitely skipping this movie, Seagal just don't give a damn anymore.
This cost me £10 in 2006 it and that front cover is false advertising.
This is the worst Seagal film I ever saw. So bad its good to laugh at like Hercules in New York by Arnold.
Found attack Force for like £3 n I got it. Who’s body did they stick Seagals head on? He’s fat lol nah I don’t like this film I just laugh at it
preach the truth , brother
16:54.
This movie is batshit, I understand they reshot stuff without Seagal but even then without the reshoots and dubbing the story changes over his original words this movie would still be fucking shitty... That being said I'd like see the original alien themed version out of interest, I'm surprised it hasn't leaked online. Merry xmas motherfuckers.
Great Job Matt, I Agree this is a Piece Of Shit, Poorly done Action Scenes, Story Poorly Written, Has Lousy Special Effects & Seagal doesn’t give a Shit Like in Most Of His DTV Films, Definitely 1 Of His Worsts IMO
LOL 2:55 to 3:16 that bitch must have really hated making the movie and was willing to do whatever just to not be their anymore. reshooting until 3 or 4 am really is horrible
good job on the rant matt merry xmas this just another lame segal film i do like his earlier work lol when he gave a shit
Out for justice, under siege, marked for death , nico… think that’s about it… the other 700 absolute cheeks!😂
36:21