What If Everyone Had Their Own Larry David?
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- Late Night explores what it would be like if everyone had their own Larry David to say what they’re really thinking at any given moment.
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What If Everyone Had Their Own Larry David?- Late Night with Seth Meyers
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This ain't a sketch, this is a employee training video that should be used in the upcoming 5 years
I may like to say: How-To-Be-A-Better-Person Audiobook. 1st step: Everybody hates you...and you hate everybody...get over it!
5 years? Let's green light it for next week
Let's implement this asap
You mean a HUMAN training video.
We need to cut back on hypocrisy in the workplace
"you're a terrible father and your kid is a maniac" lol
😂😂😂😂
Had me on the FLOOR
I actually work around a kid who both him and his father fit this bill lmao
He's not acting.
That's what got me too.
“Finicky by proxy”
“Hallway call”
The coworker theory
This is all comedy gold and so classic
Larry is actually a genius at extracting the comedy from the ridiculousness of unwritten social rules and mundane everyday social interactions.
Side b of Moses stone
He just spoke the truth lol
Finicky By Proxy was my band in the late 90s.
" You are a lousy father and your son's a maniac " Jesus I love Larry David . Genius.
"Finicky by proxy!"
I'm dying here!
the best!
My wife makes me the Proxy!
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Elect Bernie and we get Larry David by proxy.
The best part is when Larry is finicky by proxy with her immediately after chastising him
Everyone needs a Larry David.
And every Larry David needs a Leon.
rob rick Leon is hilariously ridiculous! 👏🏾❤️👏🏾❤️
😆😆😆😆. 🤓😎
rob rick agreed!!! I’ll say that to their face! ✌️
Larry David could be Bernie's Leon
That comment was surprisingly heartwarming..
Larry: Two substitutes max
Also Larry: Orders the Cobb Salad, substitutes everything
It's okay he met the grandson of the guy that made the Cobb salad
@Steven Hornostaj You obviously don’t respect wood
@@shaniatreyu9303 Larry’s grandfather Harold invented bingo
You found the joke!
Lmfao this is good
What I love about Larry David is that he writes his own material. He doesn't have to fit into someone else's character, he just brings his authentic personality. That way we don't have to watch a Seth Meyers sketch, we can watch a Larry David sketch.
It's like a bonus episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
JL
It’s like curb but you fast-forward to all the best parts!
It actually is. The audience was meh
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good!!!
Just came here from that😅
Word up!
I would watch a reality show where Larry followed people around speaking their thoughts 🤣
Livingtoliveagain21 100%!!
Livingtoliveagain21 YOU JUST DID! @#%! Hey, this is fun!
for realz
100%
I think he’s obnoxious and annoying and I swear I can’t take my eyes off.
Great skit. Having Leon show up at the end just made it even better.
Good to see Lutz continuing the trend of playing a comedy show writer while actually being a comedy show writer. TGS forever.
How did no one throw in a, "Shut up Lutz!"
Miss that show.
What I love about that show is that most of the actors, and I think all the writer characters, are actual comedy writers.
That one's a puzzler
"Finicky by proxy". One of the best sayings in a long time.
Larry has come up with a lot of great sayings!!!
For example: “...He thinks he's smarter than everbody else...”
Larry: “No he doesn't; he's just shy! You've got shy/as$h0l€ confusion...”
I’ve been hitting every annoying person I know with the big goodbye this past month 😂
It’s really “asshole” by proxy but it’s on network television! He would have said it on Curb!
The LD naming of behaviors has been around for 30+ years.... Just a few
-Regifting
-CloseTalking
-Lowtalking
-Manhands
-AntiDentite
-StopShort
-SecondSpitting
-JimmyLeg
-HighTalking
-Mimbo
-Bottlewipe
-Foisting
-Upstreaming
-SampleAbuser
-Chat&Cut
-BigGoodBye
-AccidentalTextOnPurpose
-SorryWindow
Larry doesn’t even seem like he’s acting. It comes from a real place of annoyance from societal conventions
just taken the filter off
That’s because he’s not acting.
Yeah....that's why he's the greatest.
Yup
Yeah, its like acting without acting
Finicky by proxy is probably the best term I've heard my whole life
Yup!
JB Smoove stealing someone's pencils while berating them is such a mood.
S.C. Jones that part had me
The salad girl is simultaneously starstruck and trying not to bust out laughing.
I think my favorite part of this sketch is the number of people trying so hard not to break.
She was exellent
What’s her name? Love her voice “I look like a Dick” hahah
Even Seth Meyers is trying to not break for the first one
Is that Ann from Arrested Development?
Her?
“Cucumber! That’s fun!”
She’s actually really funny haha
" I feel like a dick" lol
"Maybeeeee a littleeee cucumber?!"
Does anyone know her name ? I liked how she played it, reminded me of Haley Lu Richardson
Her delivery there reminds me of Pam interacting with Micheal in The Office.
@@clemencec3790 lonely incel
I love the inviting everyone to dinner segment. Who wants to spend time with people you work with, if you don't have to?
My favorite part, too.
5:15... I have always wanted to respond like this whenever someone invites or suggests an office dinner, gathering or any work retreat..brutal honesty from Larry.
Larry David is a national treasure.
@ThePolarised sometimes I think the USA is a big pile of crap but then there's this, Larry and Leon the fucking bomb, Chapelle, Carlin, Burr, Louis CK, Bob Dylan and Springsteen, Eminem and s few others.. GnR.. not all bad 🙉
Him and Norm Macdonald
Oh absolutely. I can imagine his conversation with God when he passes.
Larry - 'Pfft, okay listen, you gotta get rid of the clouds up here okay, you know people don't want to be reminded about rainclouds when they're in heaven, okay? Very discombobulating. Here's another thing, these wings i've suddenly sprouted? Did i ask for these? I I I can't sleep with these things, you know my back is worn out, i got these these sharp moles on my shoulder blades there's this this cream i have to apply, it's killing me'
God - 'Right, okay well, i thank you, err Larry for your well thought out er, input'
Larry - 'Just a few tips, that's all, not telling you how to do your job but you know i'm eeeeerrrrrr a realist'
God - 'Sure sure, so err, would you like to join me and Susie for her reunion party?'
Larry - 'HAHAHA! SUSIE'S HERE?!
God - 'Er, yes Larry, does that amuse you?'
Larry - ( Angry ) 'YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!? WHY'D YOU TAKE HER!? SHE DOESN'T BELONG HERE!!'
God - 'Larry i'm sensing anger, and err if you don't mind i'm gonna leave now'
Larry - 'YEAH GOOD YOU YOU DO THAT! THIS ISN'T OVER GOD!!'
World Treasure.
Don't forget Leon !
If this is any indication, i think this season of Curb is gonna pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty Good!
pretty damn good
prett-ay prett-ay good
Not funny. Sad
lol
I just hate when they go overboard with guest stars.
The Leon/Jb smoove cameo at the end was perfect
"You do this every day. This is what excites you?" 😂😂
gotta say, the Seth Meyers writing team did an amazing job of nailing the Curb Your Enthusiasm vibe for this segment. “Finicky by proxy” feels like such a real Curb premise!
they probably write a template script, then larry fills the %90 of the scene with curb-ish attitude and improv
I’d imagine Larry wrote it
@@Eudaimaniac44 not true at all. Watch any interview of jeff garlin. He always says how detailed and well thought are all of the episodes.
It doesn't feel right with the canned laugher though
Dont forget "Eyeball No"
"You're co-workers, you're not really friends" So true.
stirange true same for me just some people have no social skills and that is what they succumb to
Honestly thats situational, a lots ppl actually like their co-workers and want to be friends with each other, but the social stereotype of "co-workers aint friends" deters them from making a deeper connection, a health dose of cynicism is fine, but wide spread of it from the majority of the populace turns a civilization sour.
Tony Stark tea
@stirange When it is time for promotion, or lay off. Friendship goes out of the window. Your colleagues can never be your true friends. Life lessons
Ok so co-workers can't be friends, okay, right.
Dumb
Plot twist: Curb Your Enthusiasm isn't scripted, it's just a camera crew following Larry 24/7 and editing together the best bits
That's not entirely wrong, the scripts are just 7 page summaries of the story and the actual dialogue is almost all improvised
@@katecurtis-hawkins6476 And most of it is taken from his real life anyway. 🤣
My big boss invited the team to the funeral of our boss's dad. While I like my boss, there was no way I was going to waste a whole Saturday attending a funeral of someone I didn't know, and being forced into the super awkward situation of seeing my boss crying her eyes out. That is a very personal moment, and way, way too familiar for a work relationship.
Hallway Call could be a whole Curb episode through-line.
This sketch is canon now
Every individual sketch could be in one episode each across a whole season.
It definitely could be BUT i think that show is over
Finicky by proxy could as well
@@Justdoobi Season 11 starts in a couple months.
“No one wants to go to your house” 😂😂😂
Every time someone tries to pressure me into a "group exercise" or asks if I'm on Facebook.
"maybe uuhhhhh maybealiluhhhhhhhhhh CUCUMBER" ok that was where he got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Finally Larry gets the appreciation he deserves. Thank you for your service.
hahaahaha Thank you for your service!
I want a Bernie Sanders and Larry David buddy cop movie.
Hanukk-Cops!
yes
Haha
I could see them arguing about who the Good Cop would be. 😂
They are real life cousins (revealed on PBS "know your roots"). I'd love to see them team up. Holiday movie would work, too.
“Have you lost your mind” will be my response to every after work invite from now on.
Schuyler Durham Mine is, “I’d rather chew tin foil”. 🙄
Larry David's comedy style rules. Love it. Curb fan for life.
Larry is always on point. Things no one else would say. Love his humor ❣️
It warms my heart that JB Smoove shares Larry's worldview.
No one wants to do an "eyeball no"
ibieiniid likewise
Thanks, I was wondering who he was.
"The human race is a cowardly and indirect people. That's where it's at now." Words of wisdom.
*species
@@tumu_bandit no, Jordan is correct. He said "people" 7:21
That's the deepest thing I have heard from Leon! He ain't stupid!
You nailed it You seen.through.the charade.
It's not even a joke. That's a micro-TED Talk in 2 sentences!
I work with a man exactly like this. His call outs are freaking incredible.
You know it’s a good sketch when you want an entire channel dedicated to it
100% Truth!
He nailed the "interesting."
The cameo at the end was perfect!
Lol, it really was! Too funny
Who was that?
@@mikecranwill8555 J.B Smoove, he plays Leon Black on Curb! He's great on the show as Larry's friend/assistant
"This is a hallway call" LOL
Larry & Leon = brilliant 🤣
I have Asperger’s and I lived most of my life saying those things to people until I learned that I should be socially lying and how to do so. Now I have many more friends.
My two best friends have Aspergers and it took them a long time to learn also. They both had a difficult time making friends and getting along with coworkers so I tried to teach them and they slowly got it. Personally, it's not an accident that my two best friends have this, I appreciate the unfiltered honesty and can't stand all the BS. If I ask them what they think of something they just tell me or they will randomly tell me my breath smells like a cat just died. If I ask other people they lie because they don't want to hurt feelings. It's annoying but we have to get along with people so we have to behave as those around us do.
Larry did that in an episode to explain his behavior
1504245 You might not have Asperger’s though. Those kind of things work for people who don’t.
Jaxton J. Yes! That’s exactly it! Or as I like to say, “I’m not ‘cute’ awkward; I’m ‘what the hell is wrong with you’ awkward.”
@@panderzbananderz9320 that is actually very funny. I'm glad you've learned to navigate & hope you are still good with your "wthiwwy" awkward self.
I need this in my life and so relatable. "Bad idea, Larry" 🤣 The hallway call thing KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG yes! And there's always one of those in every office! Lol Makes and takes personal phone calls at their desk all the time, talks so loudly so everyone can hear their business. And it's even worse that every office these days is an open one without cubicles and dividers. That's our office and I effin hate it. But Im the fake nice & tolerant person in the office so I need a Larry David to express my real thoughts out loud. hahaha
Every work place has the loud personal call person. I was laughing so much because I can relate to that and he’s right about it not being private business if you’re broadcasting all over the office. 😂🤣😂 Genius!
This is sooo good, it's like a bonus Curb episode. Thank you Larry and Seth!
Larry is like a one man army demoralising everyone in the office inside of 10 minutes 😂
JB Smoove showing up at the end was the cherry on top! Leon always cracks me up! 😂
Exactly!
I didn't recognize him without durag
“Finicky by proxy” is so goddamn good
Like Chat and Cut 🤣
How in the world did I miss this upload? Scarcely could this be more up my alley. Thrilled to learn of another season of Curb. After all, with the inclusion of Leon, the show has a whole new treasure trove of novel stories in need of exploration.
7:42 Leon stealing the pencils 🤣
This made me realize that Larry lives in my head saying these things to me about my colleagues every day.
Finicky by proxy....howling 😂😂😂😂
Any assistant needs one of these guys sticking up for them. The best part is that LD is finicky by proxy.
This guy is a genius. I honestly believe the world would be a better place if this was a more common reaction to people's bullshit.
And also have others just *Get It* without the whole "I'm offended" speil
“Hallway call” and “finicky by proxy” are classic Curb Your Enthusiasm
This was better than anything SNL has put out in a long time. This is hysterically accurate and necessary
this is better because it’s a bunch of mini moments in curb your enthusiasm
“Hysterically accurate” I like what you did there.
SNL sucks. Why all actors singing and act it's tupid
Yeah because SNL isn't CYE.
💯
there's a whole curb episode on this exact premise titled "social assassin" or something of that nature. it's as hilarious as you'd expect.
Y0utub3me It’s S8E3, “Palestinian Chicken.” One of the best.
@@felixw.6879 that's one of my favorite episodes of any sitcom
"You bungled the hit!"
"Occupy this!" wasn't it. 🤣
The most unrealistic thing about this is that the people actually seem atleast a bit reasonable and listen to Larry instead of just bulldozing over him and continuing to be obstructive like in the show.
5:05 - I love when he scoffs like this!
I love how Larry focuses his humor on what we are all thinking, and then says it!
Sounds like you might be a Trump supporter...not funny dude
Some Entitlement issues What? I’m talking about Larry David who is in the clip
@@mrtambourineman6107 I agree. This attitude brings me down. I find it sad.
If only our comedy critics could be so insightful.
No it IS what many people are thinking, but then our better angels prevail and we stop being selfish and think that we can tolerate this or that or maybe we'd enjoy whatever it is someone else wants us to do. But Larry breaks it down with his insane logic and makes us feel like shmucks for being polite and social haha.
It's hilarious because we're still thinking it!
And it's not like larry david in his show gets along great in life haha.
It is a cautionary tale.
They should replace sesame street with curb your enthusiasm so kids can learn this early!
Larry is a true genius
Loved the surprise JBS cameo 😂 Took it up a notch & got me to crack up out loud. I’m sure Larry would approve of my being noisy w/neighbors at 2AM.
this bit is better than 99% of comedies on TV lol
"finicky by proxy" -- OMG! How did they all keep such straight faces?
Several takes
Lol
Larry's so rich that he's never even heard of a HALF-BATH!
I was thinking that too lol
I didn't know what 1.5 bathrooms is. I consider any room with a toilet and sink to just be 1. Also what grown adult uses a bath?
@@littleripper312 a half bath doesn't even have a shower though. It can't be a full "bathroom" without a bathing area.
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There is no maximum limit when it comes to rewatching this. Btw, so happy to be your Larry for the day if needed.
I watch everytime I need a laugh. I wish Larry could have been at work with me today!
So many Curb episode ideas in this, so well written and executed.
"I don't wanna go to your house." 🤣😂
Omg, so many workplaces have had at least one of those people that want to do the bbq or party at someones house. It's so hard to get out of it because they really nag everyone to come.
Siri, Alexa, GoogleNow should have a "Larry David" mode.
What's just so awesome is how JP Smoothe just started out as a minor character (playing Viveca A Fox's younger brother) and since he was such a hilarious hit he's now Larry's sidekick. Travels with him and everything.
Having my own Larry David would be pretty, pretty, pretty...
pretty good
I can hear his voice while reading this comment 😂
Everyone DOES have their own Larry David.... in their heads....
rishmastering you are so right. But my problem is I allow the Larry David inside of me get out especially when I go to city council meetings. Those bastards think they are fallible.
@@irarajabi256 I guess he does need to come out once in a while :-)
So true
Oh if Bernie Sanders get to be president Larry could be his inner voice, like Key an Peele Obama sketch.
Brilliant!
MegaKapo12 except that Bernie has a lot of Larry’s directness to begin with, so I’m not sure it would be so funny (unless the sketch had Bernie constantly interrupting Larry to say, “Shut up-I can speak for myself!”)
racist?
racist against blacks?
If Bernie Sanders is President? He’s only 170...
This guy is so blunt 😆
Leon is like Larry's rude surrogate when he hesitates! LOL
The scene about the Greek food reminds me of when Larry orders a Cobb salad but changes most of the ingredients, except he didn't get someone else to do it for him - a man of integrity!
That JB Smoove reveal was like "I'm On a Boat"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAND T-Pain"
Victor Chang sorry. Didn't get what you mean!
When I’m in airports I play a game I call ‘What would Larry David say about this’
„You do this all day and this is what excites you?“ I lost it.. HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂
Lutz really gained some confidence since 30 Rock, he probably still eats Blimpies
Shut up, Lutz, just shut up!
I came looking for fellow men of culture, I have found them
LOL!!
"I know what's going on, you're a terrible father and your kids a maniac!" YAAASSS!!! How much would I love to just say this to some of my daughter's friend's parents 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
You mean to your daughter’s friends’ fathers?
@@Conan_1997 plot twist her daughter is in her 50's
titrationss ahhhhh 😳
Transexual haha plot twist!😁
@@Conan_1997 Yeah, their parents
7:41 I like how Leon just took those pencils out in the open and I barely seemed to notice for a while
Larry's bagel order actually sounds really good
larry david is like everyone's dad
Glad he's not my Dad. My Dad was a great Man.
My dad cuts hair and yelled at me my entire childhood. Larry David is nothing like him.
My dad died when I was a baby I don't understand.
Bernie Sanders is America’s Dad.
No
I have a child with asperger's syndrome... it's kinda like having my own Larry, but in an 11 year old's body. She creates a 'BS free zone' everywhere she goes.
I was thinking the same thing: this is a very Aspie way of living.
I think on Curb when someone got mad at Larry’s lack of social graces and bluntness, he said, I’m on the spectrum.
@mondblume63 I doubt it. There's no advantage to saying you are autistic. It's not like the average person understands or empathises. If anything, being "out" leaves you open to discrimination & abuse. And they say that it's autistics who lack empathy yet non-autistics (neurotypicals) are the ones who always want everything done their way.
Yes! My niece is far more brilliant and shrewd than most people who are "not" "on the spectrum". From my experience, those with Asberger's have exhibited an intelligence and sentience unequaled by those who think they are "normal" . Everyone is the on the spectrum of intelligence. We all have seen in recent years how stupid people can be. Ask an Aspie what they think of Trump.
I love this comment.
This guy literally SHITS Seinfeld episodes in his sleep. This bit was hilarious. And the logic he was using in some of the sketches brought me back to that feeling you got from Season 1 through Season 7. So dope.
@Joe Roscoe literally, physically, metaphysically. All of it.
Sometimes we really just need a Susie Greene
"I love a woman with a smartass mouth."
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!
"you're Mr. white gloves sitting in your office, with all your substitutions..." lmao
Seeing how half of the actors cannot contain their smile or laughter, including Seth, just makes this so much better. I love their smiles. Larry, you got it.
Just watched this weeks episode, Larry makes me actually hurt myself laughing 😂 so natural so amazingly funny 😁
Omg this is what Hollywood needs!!
“No one wants to do an eyeball no!”
This is The Office invaded by Larry.
Probably the funniest segment I’ve seen for a long time 😂
How true to the show. A thorough delight!
I need a Larry David and a Susie Green in my office.
Susie is a lot like Larry but with a generous dose of F-bombs.
@@buttercupstruelove340 susie likes social norms Larry Hates them
I need Larry and Luther.
I love Susie, she is hilarious!
Finicky by proxy! Hahaha, that is priceless. I love that!
The only thing I can say besides this is hilarious is Jason Alexander is a fabulous actor for nailing Larry's rants.
so much luv for Larry, his awesome