Fails On A Plane | Wild Travel and Flying Fails Compilation

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  • Crash landings, fiery engines, irate travelers... runaway crabs?! Strap in for the internet's best airplane fails, from 30,000 ft right on down to baggage claim. Release the oxygen masks, these people are on win support! And don't go thinking that boats are any safer, go check out some chaos at sea in last month's Expensive Boat Fails: • Expensive Boat Fails C...
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  • @15Kilo
    @15Kilo Před 2 lety +3148

    Someone took the phrase “I have crabs” to a whole new level.

    • @SonekR
      @SonekR Před 2 lety +20

      time for crab

    • @govindbarwa1806
      @govindbarwa1806 Před 2 lety +6

      What do you mean by that phrase?

    • @dwjoseph59
      @dwjoseph59 Před 2 lety +16

      A whole lot of crabs 🦀 too. This better not happen at an airport in louisiana, mississippi, texas or arkansas. Somebody might walk away with them!!

    • @laura121684
      @laura121684 Před 2 lety +12

      @@govindbarwa1806 "Crabs" is a slang term for pubic lice.

    • @govindbarwa1806
      @govindbarwa1806 Před 2 lety +1

      @@laura121684 Ohk, got it

  • @dsmyify
    @dsmyify Před 2 lety +3798

    That dude rage quitting his job was not a fail. That was a win.

    • @Becca_2828
      @Becca_2828 Před 2 lety +59

      I would love to do that!!

    • @PretentiousStuff
      @PretentiousStuff Před 2 lety +98

      because it was staged af

    • @dsmyify
      @dsmyify Před 2 lety +79

      @@PretentiousStuff ~ still a win ... punched a laptop.

    • @NEPAAlchey
      @NEPAAlchey Před 2 lety +223

      @@PretentiousStuff i don't think someone would break a monitor and phone to stage something.

    • @TheAscensionist11
      @TheAscensionist11 Před 2 lety +10

      It was a hidden camera prank

  • @darkzak47
    @darkzak47 Před 2 lety +1073

    The reassuring pat of the window at 7:29 was just awesome

  • @204154529
    @204154529 Před rokem +385

    Those guys casually throwing luggage like that just boils my blood.

    • @GabrielLopez-we6yn
      @GabrielLopez-we6yn Před rokem +24

      They certainly don't seem to be happy with their job/life

    • @thorin1045
      @thorin1045 Před rokem +18

      @@GabrielLopez-we6yn job, while they are shit for damaging random persons stuff, the company fucks them all over and over usually when this happens, for little to almost no money.

    • @stevie-ray2020
      @stevie-ray2020 Před rokem +22

      No wonder so many people's luggage gets lost!

    • @icedriver2207
      @icedriver2207 Před rokem +6

      The sad part is there are bunches of videos of people doing that so you know its common.

    • @jja1483
      @jja1483 Před rokem +3

      Ikr I bet they don't pay them anything , I saw a documentary on how pilots don't get paid shit and how airlines source the routes so basically your captain doesn't really work for the airline you bought your ticket from also less safety 😧imagine how they treat these guys 😦.

  • @muadh9380
    @muadh9380 Před 2 lety +57

    6:19 definetely the best pilot ever

  • @YamiNoPri
    @YamiNoPri Před 2 lety +3959

    I absolutely hate ppl who start yelling at an accident when they are clearly not in any danger, it's stressful and ridiculous tbh.

    • @thek7484
      @thek7484 Před 2 lety +292

      Yes, please scream instead of help the victims

    • @dean8147
      @dean8147 Před 2 lety +53

      @@soaresw7rqutyq941 you're trying way too hard for likes if that was ever a thing..

    • @soaresw7rqutyq941
      @soaresw7rqutyq941 Před 2 lety +2

      @@dean8147 kek

    • @Icecat21
      @Icecat21 Před 2 lety +148

      That was my first thought also.
      Scream...then hurry and record it. But for Jesus's sake don't be concerned or help the people in the plane.

    • @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025
      @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 Před 2 lety +47

      Yeah, you're right, but to be caught off guard by an airplane coming in for a crash or emergency landing on a road and witness it making contact with another vehicle might fill ME up with a lot of ADRENALINE too!

  • @TheMadMurf
    @TheMadMurf Před 2 lety +1853

    I like the parents freaking out on the beach yelling "AVA GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!" And it turns out that the distance from where Ava was to "safety" with her Mom was about 6 feet. 🤦‍♀️

    • @NEPAAlchey
      @NEPAAlchey Před 2 lety +276

      Drama queens raise drama queens. I like that the dad called it a crash, vs an emergency landing. Always gotta love women screaming bloody murder too, totally warranted for a pretty soft landing.

    • @KUNALSINGH-zk8su
      @KUNALSINGH-zk8su Před 2 lety +12

      well he is a father he can wait for something bad to happen

    • @L-mo
      @L-mo Před 2 lety +95

      They were apparently ok with the plane flying 2 feet above the water in Avas general direction, then terrified when it ditched a fair distance away, then fine going to film it after meeting up with Ava half way.

    • @billyfraiser6298
      @billyfraiser6298 Před 2 lety +46

      It was safe because it was within recording distance of the mother's phone.

    • @allnightfright619
      @allnightfright619 Před 2 lety +32

      @@KUNALSINGH-zk8su If that was true, he would have said it before filming the emergency landing in the water. He was more concerned with filming it for internet fame than his daughter, well until after he caught the whole thing and she was in full frame with the plane and he finally noticed.

  • @JoaoManoelProducoes
    @JoaoManoelProducoes Před 2 lety +42

    man, i thought i've seen about everything in airports, but a guy sleeping in the conveyors is surely the most inspiring thing ever shown to my eyes

    • @josemoreno3334
      @josemoreno3334 Před 6 měsíci

      I liked the one with a body wrapped up. What was that about.

  • @sid2112
    @sid2112 Před 2 lety +135

    3:54, plot twist, he was actually shot down in 1944 and managed to glide his plane in on a very slow trajectory.

  • @ericsarchive7718
    @ericsarchive7718 Před 2 lety +432

    "You gotta stop farting, man, it's breaking my concentration."
    damn, that's hysterical

    • @bryduhbikeguy
      @bryduhbikeguy Před 2 lety +4

      At least he hadn't really scared the crap out of the guy...yet.

    • @HowardLuken
      @HowardLuken Před 2 lety +16

      Forget that what about those two poor kids sitting in the backseat looking like they're going through hell?

    • @BomaniChisulo
      @BomaniChisulo Před 2 lety +10

      @@HowardLuken plot twist they're the farters, dad's covering for them.

    • @TheRyno525
      @TheRyno525 Před 2 lety +8

      Stupidest question a person can ask is "Can't you hold it"? Obviously not dipfuck

    • @abduvlog2178
      @abduvlog2178 Před 2 lety

      😋😋😜🙏

  • @KevinFromTheOffice
    @KevinFromTheOffice Před 2 lety +428

    3:06 the FAs passing the snacks and drinks by sliding them across the floor is such a mood.

    • @albeit1
      @albeit1 Před 2 lety +13

      May as well dispense with the idea that anything is clean on a plane.

    • @christophpoll784
      @christophpoll784 Před 2 lety +9

      I mean, on a short track where the plane has to climb quite steep AND offers food on the way... maybe the only option 😅

    • @coyote_0056
      @coyote_0056 Před 2 lety +12

      Here comes your drinks 😂

    • @dostojewski1719
      @dostojewski1719 Před 2 lety +4

      Corona safety

    • @abduvlog2178
      @abduvlog2178 Před 2 lety

      Exactly

  • @Trenasist
    @Trenasist Před 8 měsíci +6

    2:18 is not a fail, that's the Globemaster flying through Brisbane for the 2018 'Riverfire' event. I was standing on the left of the river, about 600m down from this guy filming 😊 It was spectacular to see an aircraft that size fly right past you in the city.

  • @SilverFlame819
    @SilverFlame819 Před rokem +40

    Some of these emergency landings are just extremely impressive. As long as everyone makes it out alive, two thumbs up to the pilots!

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 Před 2 lety +764

    He opened up that little window on the airplane to lose his camera. Had me rolling when dude patted his shoulder.

    • @redlobster4841
      @redlobster4841 Před 2 lety +3

      Lol

    • @Darkk6969
      @Darkk6969 Před 2 lety +15

      Hopefully it's his camera not someone else's. He would have said, "Well, it's not like I threw it out the window". lol

    • @joerepoman1
      @joerepoman1 Před 2 lety +16

      Imagine getting hit in the head with that thing? It could kill someone

    • @dinoflagella4185
      @dinoflagella4185 Před 2 lety +21

      Why could he just film through the glass. It’s transparent, but no... let me stick my phone out this tiny portal.

    • @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025
      @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 Před 2 lety +3

      @@joerepoman1 HELL....Just imagine driving in your CAR and something like that HITS JUST THE HOOD OF YOUR CAR!!!😲😱😲😱
      I don't know about you, but if I'm driving at speeds well over 50mph, or just PARKED out in the middle of nowhere and am taken by surprise like that, the consequences can be BOTH extremely hilarious or TRAGIC. (More than likely the thing is still laying in some field somewhere just waiting in pieces... to be broken into MORE pieces by some combine or harvester that rolls over it.)

  • @grexursorum6006
    @grexursorum6006 Před 2 lety +600

    the crabs where absolutly briliant. Thx to all those carefull bagage handlers :-)

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 Před 2 lety +18

      Poor lil' buggas.

    • @grexursorum6006
      @grexursorum6006 Před 2 lety +1

      @@dfar2303 thx ^^

    • @venusiancreative1774
      @venusiancreative1774 Před 2 lety +4

      I'm just wondering where they all came out from. There was a lot of them and I assume they also have to be in water.

    • @valerioc2464
      @valerioc2464 Před 2 lety +25

      How is it brilliant? Living sentient creatures in an airport struggling for their life, not knowing what is going on probably terrorised. Shortly after killed to become some exotic dish. How is this brilliant? Zero respect for other's life

    • @MusingMageofDisney
      @MusingMageofDisney Před 2 lety +5

      Reminds me of the crabs from Finding Nemo: Heeey! Heeey Heeey! Heeeey!

  • @xStntlcRysys
    @xStntlcRysys Před 2 lety +5

    7:50. "excuse me. But I did not come to the airport to get crabs." 😂🤣

  • @goldgaming3310
    @goldgaming3310 Před 2 lety +35

    3:44 did that airplane go into the future😳

    • @valkyrie941
      @valkyrie941 Před rokem +3

      yeah who just crashes a ww2 aircraft randomly like that

    • @wetube6513
      @wetube6513 Před rokem +2

      Fw-190 A-5 just time traveled.

    • @goodiegoodygumdrops
      @goodiegoodygumdrops Před rokem

      Those things cause thousands and thousands of dollars someone to just crash that that's going to be flopping. expensive

    • @HowlingWolves
      @HowlingWolves Před rokem

      @@goodiegoodygumdrops its so sad

    • @klondike3112
      @klondike3112 Před rokem

      @@wetube6513 not a 190

  • @LegoWormNoah101
    @LegoWormNoah101 Před 2 lety +331

    0:57 that guy is SO LUCKY the propeller didn't slice his arms off!

    • @kjizthibaultjouffroy
      @kjizthibaultjouffroy Před rokem

      he could aldo be swallowed whole and benturned into minced meat

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před rokem +4

      And what was going on in his ideas department that he was so surprised at what happened?

    • @lord.d1_
      @lord.d1_ Před rokem +6

      3:50 some neo Nazi started operating the Luftwaffe and crashed

    • @email4664
      @email4664 Před rokem

      Touching the prop while your magnetos are "hot" is a retard move, and his kind of pilot always end up as a statistic.

    • @asdfghjkl3669
      @asdfghjkl3669 Před rokem +3

      @@lord.d1_ dude you seem obsessed with nazis

  • @determinator7012
    @determinator7012 Před 2 lety +180

    "Hey boss I ll be late today"
    "Why"
    " i was in a car accident with a plane"
    "😑"

    • @thebookwasbetter3650
      @thebookwasbetter3650 Před 2 lety +4

      I guess that's a North American AT-6 painted to look like a German WWII fighter. Probably shouldn't be flying that in the states since you'll get shot down.

    • @richardakajazzyamx9690
      @richardakajazzyamx9690 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thebookwasbetter3650 To be fair, I think the USAF (or as it was known then, the USAAF) knows the war with Germany is over by now.
      Crying shame that even an AT-6 crashed though. Hope the pilot got out ok.

  • @desireetellado3651
    @desireetellado3651 Před rokem +8

    Her face at 4:30 😂🤣 Edit: and also how she/he petted the broken part of the airplane at 7:28 is hilarious

  • @Toysourboy
    @Toysourboy Před 2 lety +20

    2:36 I don’t think he ever figured out how shapes worked.

    • @moriyamoriya5607
      @moriyamoriya5607 Před 2 lety +2

      His mind probably froze up while in front of all those people. Anxiety and shyness can be pretty debilitating.

  • @malpacino6760
    @malpacino6760 Před 2 lety +508

    The plane landing in the water at the beach must of been the smoothest emergency landing I've ever seen, two thumbs up mate!!! You saved yourself and kept everyone out of harms way, people like this are worthy of history books :)

    • @mankey5914
      @mankey5914 Před 2 lety +15

      Alright mate calm down,you've played flight simulator once, we get it

    • @montanamaxxamillion
      @montanamaxxamillion Před 2 lety +15

      No the plane landing in traffic was a smooth emergency landing

    • @abduvlog2178
      @abduvlog2178 Před 2 lety

      🚨🚨🚨🌟

    • @abduvlog2178
      @abduvlog2178 Před 2 lety

      @@mankey5914
      🌟✌️😋🚖😁😍😛

    • @cannon440
      @cannon440 Před 2 lety

      The pilot of that plane was a COMPLETE ASSHOLE!
      He did not go to the mandatory safety meeting for the airshow & flew it with obvious problem & landed WAY, WAY too close to swimmers. He should go to jail!

  • @normanladdleschnitzel1928
    @normanladdleschnitzel1928 Před 2 lety +15

    5:10 love how noone even start to check out the plane and if anyone needs help lol.

    • @wyattgoralski818
      @wyattgoralski818 Před 10 měsíci +1

      One man on the right swam out to them, though.

  • @zeitlichkeit5094
    @zeitlichkeit5094 Před rokem +14

    The WW2 plane in the middle of the freeway caused me to be stuck on the freeway for about 4 hours when it usually took me about 45 minutes to get home. If I’m not mistaken this is the one that happened a couple years back in Southern California on the 101 Northbound.

    • @worldatmyfingertips7771
      @worldatmyfingertips7771 Před rokem +4

      Mein fuhrer!! the mission was kapuut!! Wir gott shotten down mein furher!!...THE KRIEG IS LOSTEN MEIN FURHER!!!!....XD XD XD XD

  • @andrewcomments5812
    @andrewcomments5812 Před 2 lety +252

    I like the swimmer who immediately started making their way over to the downed plane in the water.

    • @queenbunnyfoofoo6112
      @queenbunnyfoofoo6112 Před 2 lety +20

      If that's the one on Florida's Space Coast this year a bunch of guys swam out. The people in the plane weren't hurt.

    • @jad43701
      @jad43701 Před 2 lety +18

      @@queenbunnyfoofoo6112 Yep,that was the Grumman TBM Avenger that ditched in Florida. Good piloting skills

    • @queenbunnyfoofoo6112
      @queenbunnyfoofoo6112 Před 2 lety +14

      @@jad43701 Yes...he did a great job putting that down.

    • @The-Dom
      @The-Dom Před 2 lety +14

      then there's the guy in the car "OMG i barely caught that" and keeps filming instead of helping the airplane crash.

    • @natanaelchristanday6267
      @natanaelchristanday6267 Před 2 lety +1

      4:02 Ngudut dan santuy

  • @Morcaiden
    @Morcaiden Před 2 lety +213

    7:27 - giving the broken window frame a pat. "There there, it'll get better"

  • @VieraXXII
    @VieraXXII Před 2 lety +28

    What makes me mad, is the airlines through your luggage around so bad, even brand new luggage barely stands a chance. And they deny it although we all know it.

  • @Braianyupi1991
    @Braianyupi1991 Před 2 lety +33

    Me encanta ver que bien tratan el equipaje los operadores de carga y descarga, así da gusto pensar en hacer un viaje con avión

  • @loriw2661
    @loriw2661 Před 2 lety +366

    This is why I NEVER pack anything important or fragile in my suitcase that’s checked.

    • @Bruce.-Wayne
      @Bruce.-Wayne Před 2 lety +5

      Thats right.....don't put your hair dryer, trimmers etc, without proper padding or they'll come back to you in pieces.....I've had many things broken over a one year frequent travelling....

    • @michaelletander7274
      @michaelletander7274 Před 2 lety +3

      Not a handle with care job.

    • @Bruce.-Wayne
      @Bruce.-Wayne Před 2 lety +8

      @nobody ...American Airlines....I never fly them again....they try to apologize afterward saying blah blah blah....

    • @KingSKuLLY7
      @KingSKuLLY7 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Bruce.-Wayne Ahh American Airlines. Makes sense..

    • @tomdavis3038
      @tomdavis3038 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Bruce.-Wayne hair dryers and trimmers are important?

  • @neodymidius
    @neodymidius Před 2 lety +192

    5:13 Instead of helping him, he just filmed. What a man

    • @jdss13
      @jdss13 Před 2 lety +16

      wife grabbed the daughter and went immediately for the phone, no helping at all. Reminds me of the "White Bear" episode from Black Mirror, spooky stuff

    • @abduvlog2178
      @abduvlog2178 Před 2 lety +2

      Exactly

    • @jerryandbeau
      @jerryandbeau Před 2 lety +1

      I was thinking the exact same thing. I would have gone and help him.

    • @expat2010
      @expat2010 Před 2 lety +6

      That is the age we live in - the digital age. Ppl care more about their 15 seconds of fame on IG or FB than anything else. "Boomer" is a compliment, not an insult to me. Back in those days people would be jumping in to help. We really live in a messed up society these days.

    • @Suisfonia
      @Suisfonia Před 2 lety

      @@expat2010 Ironically, Boomer doesn't even apply to the older generation anymore; it now applies to anyone born between 2020-2022.

  • @rebound128
    @rebound128 Před rokem +5

    6:43 my favorite

  • @Blackout5871
    @Blackout5871 Před 2 lety +6

    The SDB shouldn't count as a fail. Dude brought that in smooth as hell in the best place he could.

    • @jebbroham1776
      @jebbroham1776 Před rokem

      I remember when that happened too. It was such a tragedy....poor plane. That's an irreplaceable piece of history.

  • @thatguy7819
    @thatguy7819 Před 2 lety +104

    Dude quitting his job was a good thing his mental well being is more important for all of us in the long run.

  • @ItsJustMe0585
    @ItsJustMe0585 Před 2 lety +429

    Half of these make me laugh, and the other half make me wanna stab someone. That was a rollercoaster of emotions.

    • @elwoodzmake
      @elwoodzmake Před 2 lety +3

      Just like politics nowadays, haha 🤣😅

    • @KUNALSINGH-zk8su
      @KUNALSINGH-zk8su Před 2 lety +11

      that stabbing part lmao ...true same feeling like the smoking guy, or the flight guy throwing the stuff

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz Před 2 lety +1

      so quick to resort to violence. your world is doomed

    • @hermanhandbrush4402
      @hermanhandbrush4402 Před 2 lety +1

      I feel exactly the same way

    • @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025
      @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 Před 2 lety

      "Rollercoaster of emotions".... (Could NOT have said it better myself!!!)

  • @insanityyt1046
    @insanityyt1046 Před 2 lety +6

    The part when she saw feet, her face it is so funny 🤣🤣

  • @TylerKingeryy
    @TylerKingeryy Před rokem +3

    3:01 that guy tho 😂

  • @averycarson747
    @averycarson747 Před 2 lety +1259

    It's reassuring to know that if I'm ever in a plane crash, there will be somebody there to stand and film. Doesn't matter if I'm injured, at least there's a video.
    Edit: thanks for the likes!

    • @NLFO4EVER
      @NLFO4EVER Před 2 lety +2

      Why u stealing

    • @hideouslyugly
      @hideouslyugly Před 2 lety +44

      That's life these days for you. Hardly anyone helps in a situation, but you can be sure they're filming it.

    • @hiyapal7719
      @hiyapal7719 Před 2 lety +3

      And they'll probably only get the latter of the event on video.

    • @Mike-tv9rk
      @Mike-tv9rk Před 2 lety +2

      Lol just wrote the same but not as eloquently. As long as he got the shots right 🙄?

    • @versacechang1521
      @versacechang1521 Před 2 lety +3

      @@hideouslyugly That is true lol. But at the same time, if I was on a plane and it was going down I wouldn’t expect anyone to come n rush to “help me” I wouldn’t even expect to survive at that point I’d rather the video 😂

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 2 lety +108

    6:34
    Jet engine: *You know, I'm something of a machine gun myself*

  • @lecrazychkn.4853
    @lecrazychkn.4853 Před 2 lety +1

    5:55
    "Write your name in reverse, its your demon name"
    People named Gab:

  • @anjayl
    @anjayl Před rokem +1

    4:59 : *"Ava GET OVER HERE, GET OVER HERE, you're in the frame for pete's sakes !!!"*

  • @cynaptyc
    @cynaptyc Před 2 lety +234

    OK, the chicken pieces was a "who the heck does that?" but the crabs just had me rolling!

    • @criptonixzstudios
      @criptonixzstudios Před 2 lety +2

      Borat that’s who.

    • @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025
      @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 Před 2 lety +6

      That HAD to be staged!! (The chicken pieces? The dead body??) If NOT.... I would REALLY like to know what commercial airlines are responsible so I know who NOT to fly when choosing an airline! (The indifference to luggage I would basically EXPECT from damn near any/every airline--THAT doesn't come as a shock to me. Though some of the loose/broken pieces of aircraft gave me some serious PAUSE, to perhaps RECONSIDER air travel as a means from getting from "point A" to "point B".😐

    • @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025
      @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 Před 2 lety +4

      Also, after watching some of this shit in this video, I'm thinking the next time I fly..... I SERIOUSLY LOAD UP on some type of drug or psychotropic so that as I'm looking out the window I will be basically TOO "STONED" to give a shit about pieces flying off the plane, and other phenomena that is NOT generally conducive to peace of mind as an airline passenger. Any recommendations BESIDES weed/marijuana/alcohol to utilize for such a purpose? Valium?? Thorazine?? ???😳😐😳😐

    • @paulthompson3304
      @paulthompson3304 Před 2 lety +6

      @@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 I used to drive National Express coaches in the UK and would regularly have to tell people they couldn't travel with their various frozen food filled bags and suitcases. Usually frozen raw seafood or meat.

    • @cynaptyc
      @cynaptyc Před 2 lety +6

      @@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 shrooms would do it. Don't load up till you hallucinate, just enough you laugh at everything and you'll be just fine!! OK

  • @DREADL0000RD
    @DREADL0000RD Před 2 lety +590

    I love how the plane crashing into the water, the mom looks to be getting her child to safety, oh wait, nope, shes moving her to take a picture of the plane crash.

    • @Ontechh
      @Ontechh Před 2 lety +4

      It's funny and weird hhhhh

    • @zocker853
      @zocker853 Před 2 lety +20

      I despise people like that

    • @diollinebranderson6553
      @diollinebranderson6553 Před 2 lety +8

      @@zocker853 me too. but lets relax abit here. maybe she knows her child is already safe. MAYBE

    • @michaelvan6675
      @michaelvan6675 Před 2 lety +8

      Dad never stopped filming when a plane coming near his kid.

    • @user-ki4kz7mm4w
      @user-ki4kz7mm4w Před 2 lety +1

      5:10

  • @bennyboi4322
    @bennyboi4322 Před 7 měsíci

    5:57 HELP MY BEDTIME REMINDER SOUND JUST PLAYED IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @happycanayjian1582
    @happycanayjian1582 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Not gonna lie, the crabs on the carousel was both funny and oddly creepy as hell. 😂

  • @boizen
    @boizen Před 2 lety +18

    7:25 really just tapped it to relax like "there , there child"😂

  • @daAlex1989
    @daAlex1989 Před 2 lety +145

    Ava‘s dad was frightened she could block his recording view - just in case, mother rushed for an alternative perspective i guess..

  • @Dreevy420
    @Dreevy420 Před měsícem

    The snacks one is legendary tbh 😂😂😂

  • @bobhope9287
    @bobhope9287 Před 7 měsíci

    7.30 some ones got a bad case of the crabs🤣

  • @skipperstan
    @skipperstan Před 2 lety +74

    Lesson learned, whenever there is a life threatening disaster happening, get the phone out and film it!

    • @someone2506
      @someone2506 Před 2 lety +19

      And scream, don't forget to scream - as hard as you can, especially if you're not the one in danger. 👍

  • @gustavohernandeza.890
    @gustavohernandeza.890 Před 2 lety +29

    7:32 Finally, a spin-off to Snakes on a Plane!

    • @TylerPCoyne
      @TylerPCoyne Před 2 lety +2

      Deadliest Catch: Airport edition

    • @Gielderst
      @Gielderst Před 2 lety

      Haha good one " Crabs on a plane "
      Then centipedes on a plane

    • @thefourshowflip
      @thefourshowflip Před 2 lety +1

      Well…we know someone caught crabs while on vacation 😁

    • @paulthompson3304
      @paulthompson3304 Před 2 lety +1

      Crabs in re_claim.

    • @jamesb1988
      @jamesb1988 Před 3 měsíci

      Crabs on a Carousel!

  • @gooftroop-ct1ic
    @gooftroop-ct1ic Před rokem +4

    Crabs in an airport absolutely hilarious

  • @jessicamadsen7092
    @jessicamadsen7092 Před rokem +6

    Couple things:
    -I’m embarrassed FOR that lady sitting there trying to dry out her undies. 🤦‍♀️
    -I can’t even fathom how that guy snuck a lighter on the plane; how did they not catch that?
    -I know the luggage people are doing that all day every day, but seriously, can’t they be more respectful of people’s belongings instead of tossing them around like that? Sheesh.
    -The crabs were hilarious: I hope they got to safety! And didn’t pinch anyone in the process. 😂
    -And lastly, I’m going to be flying to Europe next month, so this was the perfect video to give me peace of mind! 🤣

  • @cw2497
    @cw2497 Před 2 lety +108

    2:27 And this guy actually managed to get to the airport and on to the plane in one piece.

    • @keyloh9386
      @keyloh9386 Před 2 lety +4

      Some people should not be allowed to breed. He is one of them, along with his parents.

    • @larksky3714
      @larksky3714 Před 2 lety +5

      my dog smarter than him

    • @fauxbitties
      @fauxbitties Před 2 lety

      @@keyloh9386 God and Jesus love you

  • @moncacz
    @moncacz Před 2 lety +739

    2:17 i would sh*t myself

    • @connorplatt3761
      @connorplatt3761 Před 2 lety +41

      Was that in NY too? Another 9/11 almost

    • @Brittjones
      @Brittjones Před 2 lety +48

      Porsche 911 it's the best!

    • @alpermutluakcan1049
      @alpermutluakcan1049 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Brittjones ONE TWO THREE!!!!

    • @Isa1ahL33
      @Isa1ahL33 Před 2 lety +4

      I would start praying like never before.

    • @laa0fa502
      @laa0fa502 Před 2 lety +19

      @@connorplatt3761 I believe it was in Melbourne Australia. I know it was Australian for sure

  • @anniebaker6763
    @anniebaker6763 Před rokem +3

    1:20 Perfect example of Jetwash

  • @theverseshed
    @theverseshed Před rokem +1

    Loved the patting of the window seal as it floated free at heaven-know-how-many thousand feet. There's confidence for you.

  • @unclebillsoutdoorandwildli8489

    Dude spinning propeller about lost his arm. Looked like he forgot what he was doing.

    • @cubie3835
      @cubie3835 Před 2 lety +32

      Probably turning the prop to inspect the blades. Left mags on and mixture rich. People have died this way.

    • @dwjoseph59
      @dwjoseph59 Před 2 lety +1

      True

    • @verdantgrottobarbell5279
      @verdantgrottobarbell5279 Před 2 lety +8

      The propellers aren’t usually started that way. They’re spun to lubricate the piston chambers and camshaft. This is done pre-flight in order to prevent catastrophic engine failure. He spun them too quickly and most likely the engine was already hot. They can start this way just like a manual transmission on a car or bike.

    • @decodiazHD
      @decodiazHD Před 2 lety

      @@verdantgrottobarbell5279 nowadays u can prime the engine other ways

    • @Darkk6969
      @Darkk6969 Před 2 lety +13

      @@decodiazHD Well this guy definitely "primed" his pants. lol

  • @thesnootwoulddroop
    @thesnootwoulddroop Před 2 lety +88

    5:34 I follow the Jim Jefferies rule here
    "Alley seat gets one arm rest and a bit of leg space"
    "Inside seat gets an arm rest and wall"
    "Middle seat gets two arm rests"
    "We are not animals, we live in a society!!"

    • @cw2497
      @cw2497 Před 2 lety +13

      Maybe they should post that somewhere inside the plane. Lol

    • @runem5429
      @runem5429 Před 2 lety +3

      Yup and also you don't fcking recline without asking politely if it's okay with the person behind you. And if that person is tall or using the table, you're a freaking barbarian if you even consider asking..

    • @drebk
      @drebk Před 2 lety

      @@runem5429 wait, this perhaps goes too far
      If you're overheight, then ensure you either get a bulkhead or an aisle seat.
      Now there's nothing wrong with the tall guy who planned poorly asking the person in front to not recline, but that is the proper order of things.
      It shouldn't be on the person in front to ask if they can use this built in feature that all the seats have...
      The polite thing to do is ask, we agree on that.
      we apparently disagree on who should be doing the asking

    • @runem5429
      @runem5429 Před 2 lety

      @@drebk You may not be aware, but "planning ahead" is not always an option, I've flown with airlines that didn't do seating you could influence. It also isn't reasonable to expect people to book flights at much higher cost or plan in detail months in advance to be first in line for seating, always. Plans could depend on other members of a group you are travelling with, it could be almost booked up when you know which plane to book, say, or where other people need to sit in the plane can prevent you individually getting a seat with extra legroom.
      When flying I've mostly had just enough space for it be bearable, which is good, but sometimes, for no apparent or predictable reason the ergonomics in that particular plane or row of seats is different. And you sometimes don't even know it until the person in front reclines, because it depends on how the seat moves exactly and how high the seat is off the floor which puts knees and thighbones at different places and angles. When possible I always try to get emergency exit seats, but being as I'm Scandinavian and *only* 6"4 there are about 3-5x as many people as tall as me on the average plane full of Scandinavians as can fit in the emergency exit seats, it just not realistic to expect tall people to fit there. Besides, not all tall people are fit and mentally prepared to help in an emergency, which means they shouldn't be sitting there. These seats are in short supply and get filled up early. It was also a bit of a trend a while back for half the plane to want those seats for legroom regardless of how tall they were. So trust me when I say that you absolutely cannot blame the person in the seat behind for not "planning poorly", that is necessarily a function of *your* ignorance or indifference to others.
      I do think that the airlines putting the seats so close together, which is also part of why they are affordable, is a large part of this, so whatever conflict arises from the seats reclining at all is mainly on their heads, theoretically, they could simply ban all reclining. And I have seen newer planes with seats that don't recline - which is probably the way to go for short haul.
      *But* none of that excuses the person who reclines their seat against the wiches of the person behind. A car is built with the ability to drive at lethal speeds on the road, that doesn't equate to the driver having a right to run people over - you're simply not thinking straight here. It sounds like motivated thinking, you want to recline and feel entitled to recline and then you will fudge the reasoning to make it sound like it's an equally valid point of view, it is not.
      I know you didn't say this, but at the very least you should talk to the person behind you first an not just recline out of the blue, which has happened to me several times - how am I supposed to ask you not to squash my knees when my first indication that you're an imbicile with no respect for other human beings is that my knees are already squashed and I'm in agony? Again your resoning is insanly backward - you don't ask people politely to treat you with a minimum of respect by refraining from causing you bodly harm and discomfort as well as invading their personal space...all these unwritten rules should be assumed to be followed, otherwise where would we end!? Should I walk around in the road with a sign that says "please don't run me over"? Does the seats having ash trays mean I can just light a cigarette any time I want because of "this built in feature that all the seats have"...

    • @drebk
      @drebk Před 2 lety

      @@runem5429 your speeding and smoking analogies miss the mark completely. There are laws against speeding and there are laws against smoking in the cabin of an airplane.
      So, the second they introduce laws about when you can and cannot lawfully recline, then those analogies will make sense and I will modify my position.
      I'm surprised that someone who took the time to write such a very long response, did not use the grey matter between the ears to determine if your analogies was remotely analogous. (lol, yes killing an innocent pedestrian during in a street race is definitely on par with bumping your knee in an airplane)
      Many of your examples (flying with other people, not wanting to spend the money to pick a seat, etc.) Still depend on the tall person being selfish and planning poorly.
      Are you traveling with exclusively 6'4 people? You can't swap with them for an aisle seat? Plan to travel with better friends.
      I don't recline, so you assuming my position is out of my own sense of selfishness is misguided. You're just projecting.
      You being tall enough for reclining to pose a problem shows your clear bias. And your bias is clouding your thinking. You can't think reasonably about the issue because "my knees are more important than your sleep" or "I'm rich enough to fly, but not rich enough or smart enough, to plan far enough ahead, Pay the extra for seats with leg room, call ahead and ask them which planes and flights allow for seat choice etc. Etc.)
      Hell, if the person reclining causes you so much distress when you fly. Maybe skip a year, earn some more money. And fly business or first class. It sounds ridiculous, but if it was important enough, or you were less lazy, you'd do it.
      In the end, you want the social awkwardness, and slight fear of having to engage with a stranger, to fall on the person who can't even see the person they might end up inconveniencing. Because if this were mandatory or the social norm, then less people would recline on average, because many people don't like asking strangers for things. So you get what you so desperately want, without being inconvenienced.
      The fact is, if someone doing something they are lawfully allowed to do in a plane, in a seat very clearly and intentionalLy designed to allow allow to do exactly that, if this is going to bother you, then it is on you to speak up first.
      You've been staring at the back of the recliner for the last 30 minutes, why not say, hey this was the only seat I could afford and I am quite tall, do you mind not reclining?
      Do this before the reclining occurs to save even more socially awkward embarrassment.
      You're the one it bothers, the onus is on you.
      In all your great wall of text, you didn't once bring up a reason why it should be the person in front to ask for permission to do what the seat and the Law allows them to do so they can be more comfortable.
      This is the only material issue that we disagree with in this scenario.
      It is a bit surprising that you missed this, because you seem too smart for that. Or perhaps you just want to pick a fight.
      Here is a better analogy:
      A person doesn't like the sound of page turning.
      Should the onus be on the random passengers beside him to preemptively ask whether them turning pages in their books will bother him?
      Of course not.
      But if the person beside him is aggressively turning pages at an obnoxiously loud level, is the anti-turner well within his rights to ask the person to stop?
      Of course.

  • @THEREALBLU13
    @THEREALBLU13 Před 7 měsíci

    1:02 that guys insurance: “I’m sorry a what hit your car?”

  • @samj1185
    @samj1185 Před rokem +3

    6:16 It don't get any smoother than that! Couldn't quite tell but he may have had both engines out. Wow

  • @LuisSierra147
    @LuisSierra147 Před 2 lety +16

    1:01 makes me think of "adulthood is like looking both ways before crossing the street and getting hit by a Plane" 🤣

  • @michaellowe3665
    @michaellowe3665 Před 2 lety +71

    Wow, that was a firey mess-of-Schmitt.

  • @Kelly-tj8xv
    @Kelly-tj8xv Před 2 lety +3

    Aww,I felt bad for the one crab at the end. He was standing, facing the conveyer, with his claws up, wanting to get back on the ride.

  • @worldatmyfingertips7771
    @worldatmyfingertips7771 Před rokem +4

    4:29....XD XD XD ....that face....

  • @cubie3835
    @cubie3835 Před 2 lety +139

    4:53 is a perfect example of a water ditching. He's carrying enough speed to clear any unknown obstacles, which he did here when he pulled up to clear those people, yet he didn't carry too much speed either.

    • @SRFriso94
      @SRFriso94 Před 2 lety +10

      I'd argue against this, because he ditches it right next to a beach full of tourists. It was probably luck that he cleared those last few people, and that there wasn't swimming anyone behind them. Would have been much safer if he put it down further in the ocean.

    • @RhodianColossus
      @RhodianColossus Před 2 lety +19

      the parents yelling at their kid are fucking idiots though

    • @TomTheSaintsGuy
      @TomTheSaintsGuy Před 2 lety +28

      @@SRFriso94 I'm not sure you understand that engine trouble means you don't have much choice about where you land. Banking heavily to turn with no power would also probably have caused a stall. Not to mention that one of those Avengers weighs over 7 tons and would sink pretty quickly in open ocean.

    • @tcg1_qc
      @tcg1_qc Před 2 lety

      @@TomTheSaintsGuy it's an avenger? not an sb2c?

    • @TomTheSaintsGuy
      @TomTheSaintsGuy Před 2 lety +5

      @@tcg1_qc Looks similar to a SB2C, but in other clips of the crash from better angles it's defo an Avenger

  • @knutnorberg9670
    @knutnorberg9670 Před 2 lety +33

    3:56 Some ww2 veteran saw that plane and must have thought he was back in the war so he shot it down lol.

    • @tcg1_qc
      @tcg1_qc Před 2 lety

      one that is still a nazi or is still fighting for imperial japan, that is

    • @amysinclair110
      @amysinclair110 Před 2 lety +2

      @@tcg1_qc isnt it a german plane, messerschmot or something

    • @tcg1_qc
      @tcg1_qc Před 2 lety +2

      @@amysinclair110 no, it's an American plane

    • @knutnorberg9670
      @knutnorberg9670 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tcg1_qc it's a german livery.

    • @tcg1_qc
      @tcg1_qc Před 2 lety

      @@knutnorberg9670 oh shit, I mixed up two clips. That one is in fact German, I thought you were talking about the one with the avenger landing on the sea

  • @johnlerch7699
    @johnlerch7699 Před rokem +1

    the Crabs are like : Freedom make a run for it. lol

  • @EvansTalkCorner
    @EvansTalkCorner Před měsícem

    the guy rage quit had me dying nice work failarmy

  • @jameschristoffersen238
    @jameschristoffersen238 Před 2 lety +38

    3:56 I was so scared that it was an actual Fw-190 but it's just a T-6 painted to be a 190

    • @shockwave6213
      @shockwave6213 Před 2 lety +4

      Oh my god, SAAAME. But then I realized there are only a couple FW-190s in private hands. And they found 50 FW-190s buried in Turkey.

    • @SomeNordicMan
      @SomeNordicMan Před 2 lety +3

      Thought the same thing but that cockpit gave it away.

    • @Red14998
      @Red14998 Před 2 lety +1

      So nothing of value was lost, then. I hope the pilot made it out safe, ofc.

    • @Hornisserus
      @Hornisserus Před 2 lety +1

      Thanks! My heart is now safe.

    • @Engineer9736
      @Engineer9736 Před 2 lety

      Such a drama

  • @minutebeatz7958
    @minutebeatz7958 Před 2 lety +23

    the man giggling at the crabs part was contagious.. that shi made me laugh XD 7:30

  • @The_DC_Kid
    @The_DC_Kid Před 2 lety +8

    Crabs on the carousel looked like a sci-fi flick. These were babies of a MONSTROUS one we'll see after the carousel turns a little more. Must be a flight from the newly reopened Chernobyl airport.

  • @worldatmyfingertips7771

    3:50 OMG! Michael Bay has gone too far this time!...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 2 lety +15

    3:20 in a nutshell...
    Zuko: Here for a rematch?
    Katara: Trust me Zuko, it's not going to be much of a match.

  • @webdev217
    @webdev217 Před 2 lety +9

    3:40 they absolutely love their jobs!

  • @michajozwiak5557
    @michajozwiak5557 Před rokem +9

    Who the hell evacuates out of plane with a burning engine, steps back by literally 15 steps and start filming? Are these people zombies or something?

    • @jamesdonnelly7194
      @jamesdonnelly7194 Před rokem

      Fr like if it explodes you need to be way further out or else you could get hurt

    • @mikejohn0088
      @mikejohn0088 Před rokem

      NO just liberals.

  • @hanzoandlunashepherds5610

    I love the way people film stuff instead of helping them. Plane crashed in car and they are more worried about filming it them saving a life

  • @ericpitt3876
    @ericpitt3876 Před 2 lety +32

    1986 - flight from Puerto Vallarta to San Francisco, plane lifts off the ground, there was a loud BANG and all the oxygen masks fall out. The screaming was unreal. Half way through the flight they ran out of alcohol.

    • @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025
      @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 Před 2 lety +3

      That is amazing AND hilarious at the same time. (Makes you wonder if one or both of the PILOTS also slipped something in their coffee after that:
      Flight Captain: "HOLY $#÷T THAT WAS CLOSE!!!.... Look, I have to admit my nerves are more than frazzled, you won't say anything to headquarters if I just put a little nip into the coffee?!?!"
      Co-pilot: "Are you KIDDING ME???! I was just about to ask YOU that SAME QUESTION!!.....And that screaming by the passengers is not helping me either!!!" (On intercom): Uh.....Flight attendant to the cabin ASAP....Thank you."😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NehhhNotK10
    @NehhhNotK10 Před 2 lety +7

    7:27 sleep well 👍🏻

  • @Arthurzeiro
    @Arthurzeiro Před 2 lety +1

    I don't think even Daniel Day-Lewis could reenact that "I'm not getting on that plane, I quit" scene with anywhere near as much rage as that guy.

  • @aabanaslam
    @aabanaslam Před 5 měsíci +2

    The intro scared me 0:03

  • @jkRatbird
    @jkRatbird Před 2 lety +14

    6:10 is insanely impressive.

  • @Yeen66
    @Yeen66 Před 2 lety +14

    I feel like y'all was gonna upload this last week but you remembered what date it was

  • @jnieswartz4878
    @jnieswartz4878 Před 2 měsíci

    I love the guy who lifts the window frame up then pats it back into place 😂

  • @Bevinton-Locomotive_317

    8:01 my favorite blue suitcase LOL 😜😆

  • @Brimmlinn
    @Brimmlinn Před 2 lety +32

    As a former Ramp Rat that spent many an hour in the belly of airliners loading bags, I can confirm that the bag handling is true. If you want your belongings to arrive safely, DO NOT write fragile on it. Its just French for "throw harder". Just figured I would share that nugget of wisdom. :)

    • @Pouncer9000
      @Pouncer9000 Před 2 lety +9

      I don't think anybody harbours any illusions though? What I don't understand is having seen you do this heavy, thankless job is why do it sloppily, it just means you have to load the luggage twice?

    • @Clearlyclynn
      @Clearlyclynn Před 2 lety +9

      What I want to know is why someone was allowed to bring live crabs and raw chicken on a flight. Crabs were hilarious. The chicken was nasty.

    • @whisdumbnowbitch7301
      @whisdumbnowbitch7301 Před 2 lety

      Lol

    • @heathermillsphantomlimb9314
      @heathermillsphantomlimb9314 Před 2 lety +2

      It’s EXACTLY like working for the Post Office. “This side up?” Challenge accepted. “Handle With Care?” I bet I can punt it into the bin on the other side of the warehouse.

    • @yianovich
      @yianovich Před 2 lety +20

      The thing is if there's something actually fragile that actually needs to be handled carefully and a person doesn't have any other option why be a piece of shet and treat it poorly? If you're gonna do shet like that you don't deserve the job nor the money for it.

  • @djambush360
    @djambush360 Před 2 lety +15

    3:54 Didn't expect that Grandpa Gustav would need this long for his last airstrike against the Allies ^-^

    • @sludge4125
      @sludge4125 Před 2 lety

      When were we at war with Russia?

    • @djambush360
      @djambush360 Před 2 lety +2

      @@sludge4125 Look at the wings. The sign of Germania.

    • @sludge4125
      @sludge4125 Před 2 lety

      @@djambush360 👍👍👍🤪

    • @djambush360
      @djambush360 Před 2 lety

      @@sludge4125 ^-^

  • @SuperAdventureR1301
    @SuperAdventureR1301 Před 9 měsíci

    Absolutely love 5:35. Aisle seat gets easiest access to the aisle, window seat gets the best view, and middle seat gets both armrests. Basic fucking sense.

  • @Flipside873
    @Flipside873 Před 2 lety

    The crabs 🦀 tho 😂🤣

  • @NickHelderman-photographer

    No fun in being burnt out by your company. Power to him!

  • @MediCali951
    @MediCali951 Před 2 lety +22

    Ava: sees plane coming her direction and beginning to crash
    Also Ava: runs directly into path of incoming plane

    • @hedkace
      @hedkace Před 2 lety +5

      Based off the reaction of her mother and father it's no surprise that little Ava isn't too bright either.

    • @MediCali951
      @MediCali951 Před 2 lety +1

      @@hedkace yea and he kept recording instead of running to help

  • @WillmottDesigns28
    @WillmottDesigns28 Před rokem +2

    1:10 smh guys 1st concern is that he ‘got that’ and not the people in the aircraft or car.

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 Před 2 lety +34

    That womens face with the feet on her arm rest was priceless. Had me rolling.

    • @dwjoseph59
      @dwjoseph59 Před 2 lety +2

      Yep lol. I guess the lady behind her must've been real comfortable to take those shoes off & put those feet up like that on a plane.

    • @sarahmesser6056
      @sarahmesser6056 Před 2 lety +6

      Still not seeing any post about the woman drying underwear in front of a vent, I am so grossed out!

    • @dwjoseph59
      @dwjoseph59 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sarahmesser6056 that was crazy too, airing out those panties on a plane 😳😳😯😯

    • @mohmoony3918
      @mohmoony3918 Před 2 lety +2

      @@dwjoseph59 Are we sure those were a ladies? Those were some ugly man feet.

    • @dwjoseph59
      @dwjoseph59 Před 2 lety

      @@mohmoony3918 😳😳😯😯🤣🤣😂😂

  • @PCgamer474
    @PCgamer474 Před 2 lety +21

    3:50 good thing grandpa wasnt in the car, his PTSD would kick in with that 😂

    • @tom6580
      @tom6580 Před 2 lety +3

      I thought that looked like a BF109 but I was like no freaking way lol 😅

    • @satanic_warmaster
      @satanic_warmaster Před 2 lety +1

      I also thought it was a nazi plane 😂

  • @girlgonewireless5359
    @girlgonewireless5359 Před rokem

    Those crabs are like "come on guys let's go, we're here. The vacation starts now boys"

  • @stepanzadorozhny3823
    @stepanzadorozhny3823 Před 2 lety +5

    I just love this guy that didn’t go on a plane and quit. Man, just imagine what was happening in his company

    • @Suisfonia
      @Suisfonia Před 2 lety +1

      Given that we lack any details on why he raged like that? I'd say him quitting is more than likely a blessing in disguise for the company, I sure as hell wouldn't want someone with such a temper working for me.

  • @THANATOS-PRIME
    @THANATOS-PRIME Před 2 lety +38

    I remember one of my first times taking a flight and they just so happen to be playing John Denver‘s Colorado Rocky Mountain high while the plane was experiencing some turbulence. Needless to say my hands need to be pried off of the armrest.

    • @clbdyc
      @clbdyc Před 2 lety

      We're you thinking of the movie Final Destination?

    • @donnamauer3215
      @donnamauer3215 Před 2 lety

      @@clbdyc
      John Denver's final destination. 😎

    • @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025
      @jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 Před 2 lety

      I was on a "puddle jumping" propeller aircraft flight from Topeka, KS., to a small airport in Manhattan, Kansas, that was much MORE than mere "turbulence"!! It was a TERROR!!! I remember looking out the window and watching the wing on my side visibly vibrate in a way that was, to me, VERY DISCONCERTING to notice. But the worst part was INSIDE the craft--that damn plane dropped and raised numerous times, and the noise was absolutely HELLISH. Still, I have to give credit to the pilot(s) because IF they WERE nervous themselves, they did an EXCELLENT job of disguising that fact when one of them got on the intercom to tell us in the passenger area "not to worry--just a little turbulence" or words to that effect. If the turbulence we encountered on that flight was "a LITTLE" I probably would have been screaming in terror if I experienced "A LOT"!!! I was not the only passenger that was scared. The man next to me was also gripping the armrests pretty tightly, and had his eyes closed even TIGHTER, which did not reassure me AT ALL!! (Neither was another passenger saying quite loudly "DAMN!" and "HOLY SHIT" more than a few times during that horrifying flight!!) I do remember praying that I do not experience any pain if we were to crash, and also experiencing an eerie calmness as I realized how utterly powerless we as passengers actually were, which led to a brief thought of resignation and acceptance. But I'm alive we didn't crash. (Or if I'm dead, I just don't know it yet--even after all the years have passed since.)
      Still, I was on a military flight from (Topeka??) Kansas or some airbase in Kansas to Southern California to get eventually to Ft. Irwin which is basically in the Mojave Desert in California. THAT flight was also miserable not because of fright but just pure discomfort: Four hours of NOISE (Very loud) COLD (absolutely NO HEAT) and cramped conditions. Still, I did OK considering there were no "barf bags" available to us all, and the guy next to me started puking in his helmet instead. THAT didn't bother me too much either. What DID bother me was when the rear was opened up so some soldiers and equipment could be parachuted off. What "warmth" there was was eliminated while that rear door remained opened, and the noise started taking "meth" and "steroids" and became that much LOUDER. The turbulence that ensued wasn't as violent as the previous flight ^^^ but it did inspire an airsickness that I have never experienced before, and I too had to utilize my helmet as a "barf bag". The last time I was at Ft Irwin in California, I remembered the crashed remains of another flight out in the middle of nowhere, which made me wonder how many may have died on that flight, and also made me realize that COMMERCIAL flying MIGHT be much more safer than MILITARY flying. (Needless to say I am NOT a fan of flying, and my fear was NOT eliminated when on one of my last very recent flights from DENVER to California, upon take off at 400mph?? Faster??? there was a very weird jolt that I NEVER experienced on ANY flight, which caused the pilot to get on the intercom and say "Sorry" once we were actually airborne. I guess the pilot was just being courteous in that case, but in MY case, that was something I personally did NOT want to hear!! "Sorry"?!? FOR WHAT EXACTLY??? (I guess it was best that the pilot did NOT go into detail about what exactly he was "Sorry" for--not at take off speeds anyway, because even though we were still on the ground, at speeds over 300mph, if anything SERIOUS goes wrong, assuming one actually SURVIVES, SERIOUS PAIN and TERROR will be felt none the less!!! And a FIRE that might ensue on the craft will just make things that much more "interesting".
      The "jolt" I was referring to was just that--a jolt, AND a strange, but minor sideways motion that commercial jet aircraft upon TAKE OFF are NOT supposed to happen!!

  • @serge00storms
    @serge00storms Před 2 lety +18

    Dad tells of stories when flying used to be glamorous. Now we have a jingle buses with wings

    • @FernieCanto
      @FernieCanto Před 2 lety

      People realise that we fly so we can get from point A to point B, not to be "glamorous".

  • @user-bh5qo9bs8z
    @user-bh5qo9bs8z Před 5 měsíci

    THE SECOND ONE GOT ME INTO HEAVEN😂😂😂😂

  • @technicalgamingms5814
    @technicalgamingms5814 Před 2 lety

    4:30 her reaction 😂🤣🤣

  • @DZAG_OFFICIAL
    @DZAG_OFFICIAL Před 2 lety +10

    7:45 Best security out there.