Shark Tank But It's Only Crypto Scams
Vložit
- čas přidán 4. 07. 2024
- KILLER WHALES IS BACK ! We learn from the genius minds of the whales to become crypto gods
WATCH LIVE ► / atrioc
TWITTER ► / atrioc
DISCORD ► / discord
REDDIT ► / atrioc
Edited by QuacK | / quack_001
FULL VOD: • Crypto Shark Tank Sucks
0:00 Intro
1:36 Shield Security
6:42 SELF Crypto
11:29 GeroWallet
16:57 Wallet Guard
#atrioc #sharktank #crypto
This show is like if shark tank was just all of the worst coworkers youve ever had in one room
this show is like if all the shark tank investors had the personality of a rock, but sniffed each others copeium farts
this show is like if shark tank was just all crypto companies
Spot on analogy
@@zelaird8526 But... Shes a woman.
this couldnt be any more accurate
Some fun facts about the soccer player:
- He never scored a goal in his entire career
- He falsely claimed to have scored TWICE in the same game
- He got sent off on his first game for one of his teams
- He was arrested for assaulting someone
- He was accused of trying to blackmail a Football Manager over gambling debts he had of nearly a million dollars
And that’s why he gets paid the big bucks people, that’s all you gotta do
That's why he's the GOAT
i mean he was a defender but not scoring a single point in 329 games is crazy.
This might be the best comment on youtube
Exactly the correct energy for crypto.
WENDY “I AM A WOMAN” “LARGEST CRYPTO CZcamsR” IS BACK YESSSS
BUT! watch out she'll call you on your shiiiiiiiit
TRUEEE
Looking at her I do wonder if she is actually an women
She's by far the most obnoxious person in the room and it has nothing to do with her gender 😂
Don't forget she's also a mother!
This show's specialty is finding least flattering camera angles and absolutely abusing them
The editor definitely hates the show lmao
@@MagicMonkey96nah they probably loved it. just for the wrong reasons
It also doesnt help that they are apparently shooting this show in a black site
The zoom in to their bellies and under chins😂
They're so INSANE for saying he should quit an extremely high paying cybersec 12 year experience masters degree job for a BORDERLINE STARTUP CRYPTO WALLET
You cannot SWIM as an entrepreneur if you haven’t drowned in debt 🙏🏼
I like how their feedback to one of the most qualified dudes they've had on the show was to 1) quit his stable, high-paying job, and 2) become more of an asshole
@@ashb7 I refuse to believe this show isn't ultra meta satire
@@r8ggit really does feel like that, totally insane
It's a good sign when you're on a show pitching a product you know nothing about, but conveniently neither do any of the judges.
😮🎉 21:44 🎉
Sink? Swim? Who cares! None of it matters 🤣
LMFAOOO
@SleepLess_Plays doesnt matter either way someones getting scammed lmfao
The fact that this is not ironic makes it probably the funniest show I have ever watched, again.
I pray Nathan Fielder never sees this show, he might pack up and quit if he sees how high they've set the bar.
I thought this video was fake, I just couldn't believe it. This is hilarious.
The Mooch and the WOMAN by themselves make this the best show of all time
This a game show, where you have a product, but you never talk about the product and the judges could try and know what your product is, by asking the right questions, but instead ask complete nonsensical questions and then just decide to "Swim" or "Sink" based on complete vibes and barely anything to do with what the contestants said.
The added bonus being that whether they "Sink" or "Swim" means absolutely nothing to either parties.
“Sink or swim based on vibes” is how I’m going through life
it's a really interesting choice by the editors of the show to presumably cut out any talk of the actual product
HO-LEE IT'S LIBRARIAN
Don't get it twisted, every product is ass so they're just cutting filler
Provided they are talking about the business, I'd assume it's to try and limit the free promotion they'd get as that would probably be just as good if not better than "mentorship"
hello father
The librarian out of the content dungeon!
5:15 "I'm not sure you have what it takes-but I will swim because I think that you have what it takes." Bruh wtf💀
I didn’t catch that the first time lmao. Bro is waffling
@@nickbob2003 lmaoo, ikr😂
As the name suggests: just like a killer whale, they can't even make a coherent sentence lmaoo🐳
This show has me completely engrossed, sitting on the edge of my seat, eagerly anticipating whether the judges will sink or swim. The suspense is as palpable as the feeling of waiting for a firefighter to exit a burning building. Coupled with the fact that Wendy is a woman who cares about people but will still call them out on their shit. As I wipe my tears off my keyboard, I have only one thought: this show is art as a textbook definition.
It’s keeping me up at night thinking about what will happen in tomorrow’s crazy episode. Will they sink? Will they swim? Who knows, damn the suspense is killing me. I don’t think I can handle this level of excitement.
It’s alright I guess
Fun fact: Alan Rogers, the “premier league player,” played in the premier league for three seasons, and his team was relegated in all three. Forest in 98/99 finished last, Leicester was last in 01/02, and in 03/04 Leicester was relegated after getting rid of him mid-season.
lol
That's hilarious, because he had a Scouse accent I assumed he was like a substitute that played for Liverpool a couple times and was just a bench warmer really 😂
Of course like none of the people who play for the teams actually come from the areas lol I forget that
To be fair even the worst premier league player is still 100x better than any average person. He isn't a superstar but he still made it further than 99% of people who tried.
Yeah I don't think people understand how good even being the worst in the prem is @@self_improvement_d
@@self_improvement_d True, and he managed to have a 12 year career, which is very impressive. At least he has strong connections with those two teams for his crypto schemes.
Man it's still so funny that they're not even offering any investment money but is just offering mentoring.
They know that most of these ”products” will fail anyway.
I don't know how this got chosen by Amazon and funded 😂
@@esmeecampbell7396they knew it'd have the same effect as "the room"
it's bloody awful, but that's what makes it great
@@esmeecampbell7396
Probably a cheap enough show to produce.
My favorite thing about this show is the room. I’ve seen this exact place in at least 3 music videos from different bands
Also the matrix 😂😂
And batman: the dark knight 😂😂
Lmfaoooooo still feel by half alive. You are right it’s literally the exact same. Insanity.
Add Chuck to the list
It’s like $4000 per day in the middle of LA, so it’s a relatively cheap place to film and a bunch of bands and movie producers all live/work close by. It’s called “Light Box Garage”
Wendy is such a joke and the fact that she doesn’t realize and instead doubles down on how important and insightful she thinks she is is hilarious. You couldn’t come up with satire this good
i wonder how she is in private or if shes just acting that narcissistic shtrong woeman. back in the day nuts could only scam tourists mostly. internet and crypto amps that up making it possible every insane human can sell tulips to each other and having an echo chamber.
yeah if this is all fake and they are acting everyone on the show deservers oscars
She’s a woman💪
The type of person who says “I’m brutally honest” to cover for them being a complete asshole
This show is the result of training an AI on crypto Reddit
Absolute nightmare blunt rotation
Ah yes the burn-the-boats mentality that's the business advice you desperately want to get and not the worst possible advice a father could ever receive. No divorces have ever originated from risking your livelihood for a startup business failing NEVER
"No tech billionaires have ever originated from risking your livelihood for a startup business"
why beat the competition when you can just give business advice that ends with them homeless?
When the show started to play music, literally labeled "romantic" for that matter, over multiple close-ups of the GeroWallet co-owner and the female judge after he said he is married and has a family, I just paused the video and spent a couple of minutes laughing and cringing at the same time. I know Atrioc has said it multiple times during this and other Killer Whales videos, but the show has such abysmal editing it is insane.
I love how they can say they work 18-20hr shifts and likely got no proof. Last dude was built for crypto scamming
The fact everyone said he looks like SBF too lmao, that’s so accurate (if you don’t know who that is he scammed $50 billion and is going to prison for 25 years)
I always wonder what's the quality of a solution created by people who don't get enough sleep...
It's like bragging you don't get enough nutrients or sth...
@theflash691 yeah if someone with messy curly black hair tries to pitch a crypto startup it's an automatic red flag
That dude in the middle shaking his head when Wendy pointed out that raising a kid is full-time job made me so upset. Undervaluing those responsible for manufacturing the next set of adults is how you get shows like this one.
2:00 editors should've put in atrioc doing the wakanda forever at the chili's
they did??
@@jurb417at the chili's
@@jurb417 this goated clip czcams.com/users/shortsaP0I-SVzbwA
why are they filming in Batman's cave 😂
the Shield Security pitch is WILD because it's the first pitch that isn't just "Thing that exists, but crypto" it's like an actual crypto assistant tech that I can imagine Crypto startups would want and the 'sharks' just asked NOTHING about the product
The shield security guy literally pulled an A train with the 'for the culture'
I got curious and looked up Wendy she has no video above 80k views wtf how is she the biggest crypto youtuber lmao and how is this show not satire
If Im not mistaken, in ep.1 she states that she is the biggest *Woman* crypto youtuber.. Yknow, after she lets everyone know she's a woman about a million times 😂😂
the one video of her's that went viral was went she lost all her money to crypto
I wouldn't watch this video myself, but I'll watch Atrioc's reaction to this insanity. 8/10 video.
you can see the terror on the last guy's face when he said "i cannot sit here and give you a swim" he probably meant to say sink and slipped on his tongue hard. He made the stand thing on the last second and you can see every thought of his behind his look its hilarious
I physically face palmed BOTH times it did the romantic music edit
That was so cringe holyyyy
The man has a wife, leave him alone editor :(
She got on Shield Security about their target audience, but that was the whole point of their presentation. Helping people like them... Only if she wasn't busy interrupting, she'd catch that
But she is a women in the industry, obviously she knows what she is yappin about right?
@@jasonwolfy the women of all time 😎
WENDY "I WAS A CASHIER AT 14" IS BACK LET'S GOOOOO MY GOAT
Bro am I tripping or is this filmed in the Bat Cave from The Dark Knight?💀💀💀
i think its where they have the spy network for morgan freeman lmao
why did i think you meant atrioc's room
16:58 the Moby Dick reference makes zero fucking sense in context.
Neither does the show, tbf
It either means they searched their pants or they found a new whale overlord. I’m so fucking confused
He was a back up player in the Premier League, he jumped around clubs (Seemed he has a poison touch as they seemed to get regulated when he was there). Also a sidelined player like that wouldn't be near the chairman, plus most of the clubs he was with have different owners.
Wendy sounds like that tiktok trend where they're like "I'm a ____. Of course I do [some stereotypical action]".
The judges are so brain rot, it makes the pitches so painful to watch 😅 I think this show makes me cringe harder than anything.
The people pitching usually seem pretty intelligent and passionate about whatever it is they do, but we never find out anything cause the judges ask such dumb questions that it doesn't let them even pitch.
I'm starting to question if the judges are really just actors, cause this is almost too cooked to be real
Yeah but they don't have the answers ready ever, like even if they asked good questions, the people casting barely have anything ready
Like half of them seem like they do though 😅 not saying it's a good product, they're crypto bros, but they just interrupt them before they can hear anything! It's crazy!
@@r8ggdude standing up to swim at the end was so gas though 🤣 this show is peak television
every marketing monday is like shark tank on YEP Coke
This show makes me feel like I’m dissociating from reality. It’s as if nobody on the show has ever had a coherent thought in their life.
The empty soulless warehouse really matches the energy of this show
Wallet guard is actually a good company.
Ik the show is a meme and all but the guy actually just wants to help people not get scammed, it works well.
(don't hate me pls atrioc viewers, I am one of you.)
clowning on this show is totally accepted mate, don't worry
I’ve seen these episodes so many times but it’s still hard to believe this is a real show
Only found your earlier episodes on this last week and loved them, happy you are continuing this.
Shark tank where everyone’s a scammer
The middle dude:
I don’t know if you have what it takes in this market
Anyway I think you have what it takes so imma swim.
Watch the VODs for the content, watch the main channel for the editor lol
Yeah same lol. Been in a vod binging stage
I love watching Atrioc cover this show.
I didn't at first, but I'm really getting into it now.
dude imagine they invite you to be a judge. oh god the numbers would do numbers
hey Atrioc - big fan of the quick 'youtube only' talk before the edited stream
5:15 "I'm not sure if you have what it takes to be #1, but despite that, I will swim because I think you have what it takes".
WHAT?!
this is unironically one of the best series of the year i've watched lmao
If I was watching this in 2030, I’d think the whole show was AI generated. Literally only the editing and the presence of the Mooch tells me this might *not* be an AI-generated show
I would really love to watch atrioc joining these interviews and seeing his response to their questions.
Calling critique confusion is absolutely gold
Problem with crypto products is it’s always like
Oh here’s a product that kind of sucks and already exists. BUT WE USE CRYPTO
it’s never just here’s a great product, oh btw we also use crypto but it’s a good product that has to do with crypto
It's very important for CZcams to have in-depth show reviews like this to keep securing glizzies for next billion users
I thought shark tank already was on drugs
Should have added NFTs to your Minecraft server then gone on this show. Would have had the money to fight Nixe!!
We really need a killer whales but for blinkers, get fulcrum on that shit and I'd watch it.
Fulcrum Pokelawls Chris Udalla and Snoop dogg
i can totally see this
Weed addicts are so sad 😞
That’s not Crypto Shark Tank, it also isn’t Killerwhales. That’s the Scammerdolphins in a goldfish glass
This feels like a show that would be on Rick and Morty's intercontinential cable TV
"It's like the same problem, but way worse and your money is in a weird illiquid token." Pretty much summed up crypto.
it'll be 2030 and cryptoboys still gonna say "we're early"
I love how this show proves that every concept doesn’t need crypto
7:03 Oh please, tell me he didn't come up with this pitch while watching Years and Years...
Even the judges domt even get the point of NFTs in the PayPal one 😭
i’d love it if atrioc could follow up with these projects post-show because i would love to know if anybody got anything out of the mentorships, or if they even happened at all
The narrator for the show is the goat, that blubber part almost had me cackling
The writing & satire just keeps getting better and better.
I'm convinced that the editor actually hates crypto and edits it to look ridiculous, but EVERYONE ELSE is 100% dead serious. This is crypto Spinal Tap.
“The problem with killer whales is…………… it’s so, bad.”
Killed me haha
I don't think I can sit and watch this slop....
......So I'm gonna STAND
18:50 "We've lived all across the world"
*Proceeds to name Australia and 3 US states*
Literally they're just surfers lol
Imagine if one of the people they hired to judge was coffeezilla and he just roast every contestants to death
I am convinced the soccer player was shitposting
Wendy telling the first two that their discrimination doesn't matter in this economy and in the same breath telling them that they don't get it because they aren't women and haven't experienced real discrimination is so fuckin funny
I imagine hell is walking into this room and not being able to leave
I can't just sit here and watch this video, I need to stand and do it.
The Mooooch Man's life is full of side missions
I look forward to your shark tank / whale tank whatever videos, you always have me DYING laughing. Thank you Atrioc for your service
The crazy thing is that Wallet Guard just got acquired. 👀
Those whale puns are amazing tho 😂
the ex prem footballer played in the prem for 1 season and got relegated, he's barely known outside of one club honestly and they were never prem LOL
Aye, fresh off the vods
W intro I like the bigger production value Atricock
Nothing could have prepared me to see a dude I graduated highschool with right at the first pitch
This video is as hard to watch as when ludwig watches the button.
"I'm not sure if you have what it takes. Despite that...
You have what it takes."
WHAT LMAO
Big A finally on a consistent upload schedule. Must've finally run out of coffee.
I love the soccer guy. Absolute gem
"Why aren't you 100% committed to this startup project in an industry that could burn down tomorrow?"
This show feels like a bunch of kids playing a game of Shark Tank
i have to say these people are actually masters of speechcraft
they can somehow pitch a business plan without actually pitching a business idea
either the editor is genuinely sabotaging the show or all these people honestly don't have an actual business plan other than selling crypto
I like when the last guy said he worked all over the world, then listed Australia, the US and the US as his examples.
back to back videos lets go
It sounds like neither the judges or contestants know what they’re talking about
Attioc, i diacovered you because of this show. I saw your first episode review and I was in. Love your Marketing Monday.
What is the song at the end of these videos? I need to find the full version!
We’re eating so good these last 4 vids
excited for the new coffeezilla series that spawns from this! Can't wait to hear how much lady like wendy really is 😂
Your videos are a breath of fresh air, always enjoy watching
Let’s hope this one doesn’t get stuck on 3:00
I can’t sit here and watch this video… I’m gonna stand and do it