Shark Tank But It's Only Crypto Scams
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FULL VOD: • Crypto Shark Tank Sucks
0:00 Intro
1:36 Shield Security
6:42 SELF Crypto
11:29 GeroWallet
16:57 Wallet Guard
#atrioc #sharktank #crypto
This show is like if shark tank was just all of the worst coworkers youve ever had in one room
this show is like if all the shark tank investors had the personality of a rock, but sniffed each others copeium farts
this show is like if shark tank was just all crypto companies
Spot on analogy
@@zelaird8526 But... Shes a woman.
this couldnt be any more accurate
WENDY “I AM A WOMAN” “LARGEST CRYPTO CZcamsR” IS BACK YESSSS
TRUEEE
Looking at her I do wonder if she is actually an women
She's by far the most obnoxious person in the room and it has nothing to do with her gender 😂
Don't forget she's also a mother!
She is also A MOM!
Some fun facts about the soccer player:
- He never scored a goal in his entire career
- He falsely claimed to have scored TWICE in the same game
- He got sent off on his first game for one of his teams
- He was arrested for assaulting someone
- He was accused of trying to blackmail a Football Manager over gambling debts he had of nearly a million dollars
And that’s why he gets paid the big bucks people, that’s all you gotta do
That's why he's the GOAT
i mean he was a defender but not scoring a single point in 329 games is crazy.
This might be the best comment on youtube
Exactly the correct energy for crypto.
This show's specialty is finding least flattering camera angles and absolutely abusing them
The editor definitely hates the show lmao
@@MagicMonkey96nah they probably loved it. just for the wrong reasons
It also doesnt help that they are apparently shooting this show in a black site
The zoom in to their bellies and under chins😂
It's so bad they even had to bot a bunch of 10/10 reviews
They're so INSANE for saying he should quit an extremely high paying cybersec 12 year experience masters degree job for a BORDERLINE STARTUP CRYPTO WALLET
You cannot SWIM as an entrepreneur if you haven’t drowned in debt 🙏🏼
I like how their feedback to one of the most qualified dudes they've had on the show was to 1) quit his stable, high-paying job, and 2) become more of an asshole
@@ashb7 I refuse to believe this show isn't ultra meta satire
@@r8ggit really does feel like that, totally insane
Yeah who tf are these people anyways? Maybe since I'm not in that bubble but if they were that successful I would like to think I would know one. Might as well ask homeless people for career advice
The fact that this is not ironic makes it probably the funniest show I have ever watched, again.
I pray Nathan Fielder never sees this show, he might pack up and quit if he sees how high they've set the bar.
I thought this video was fake, I just couldn't believe it. This is hilarious.
The Mooch and the WOMAN by themselves make this the best show of all time
At least Shark Tank makes sense. I feel like this show has to be satire. No way anyone watches this and takes it seriously. It looks like someone used an AI generator to come up with Killer whale.
It's a good sign when you're on a show pitching a product you know nothing about, but conveniently neither do any of the judges.
😮🎉 21:44 🎉
Sink? Swim? Who cares! None of it matters 🤣
LMFAOOO
@SleepLess_Plays doesnt matter either way someones getting scammed lmfao
crypto is one of those rare industries where the more you learn, the less you know
This a game show, where you have a product, but you never talk about the product and the judges could try and know what your product is, by asking the right questions, but instead ask complete nonsensical questions and then just decide to "Swim" or "Sink" based on complete vibes and barely anything to do with what the contestants said.
The added bonus being that whether they "Sink" or "Swim" means absolutely nothing to either parties.
“Sink or swim based on vibes” is how I’m going through life
Everything on vibes really is peak crypto investing isn't it though?
checks out so hard with the crypto "vibe" you dont even knowwww 🤣
5:15 "I'm not sure you have what it takes-but I will swim because I think that you have what it takes." Bruh wtf💀
I didn’t catch that the first time lmao. Bro is waffling
@@nickbob2003 lmaoo, ikr😂
As the name suggests: just like a killer whale, they can't even make a coherent sentence lmaoo🐳
This show has me completely engrossed, sitting on the edge of my seat, eagerly anticipating whether the judges will sink or swim. The suspense is as palpable as the feeling of waiting for a firefighter to exit a burning building. Coupled with the fact that Wendy is a woman who cares about people but will still call them out on their shit. As I wipe my tears off my keyboard, I have only one thought: this show is art as a textbook definition.
It’s keeping me up at night thinking about what will happen in tomorrow’s crazy episode. Will they sink? Will they swim? Who knows, damn the suspense is killing me. I don’t think I can handle this level of excitement.
It’s alright I guess
And for that amazing speech, I'll sink 👎
What a great analysis. You're just like Elon Musk.
My favorite thing about this show is the room. I’ve seen this exact place in at least 3 music videos from different bands
Also the matrix 😂😂
And batman: the dark knight 😂😂
Lmfaoooooo still feel by half alive. You are right it’s literally the exact same. Insanity.
Add Chuck to the list
It’s like $4000 per day in the middle of LA, so it’s a relatively cheap place to film and a bunch of bands and movie producers all live/work close by. It’s called “Light Box Garage”
Man it's still so funny that they're not even offering any investment money but is just offering mentoring.
They know that most of these ”products” will fail anyway.
I don't know how this got chosen by Amazon and funded 😂
@@esmeecampbell7396they knew it'd have the same effect as "the room"
it's bloody awful, but that's what makes it great
@@esmeecampbell7396
Probably a cheap enough show to produce.
Mentoring WHAT????!
Absolute nightmare blunt rotation
When the show started to play music, literally labeled "romantic" for that matter, over multiple close-ups of the GeroWallet co-owner and the female judge after he said he is married and has a family, I just paused the video and spent a couple of minutes laughing and cringing at the same time. I know Atrioc has said it multiple times during this and other Killer Whales videos, but the show has such abysmal editing it is insane.
Fun fact: Alan Rogers, the “premier league player,” played in the premier league for three seasons, and his team was relegated in all three. Forest in 98/99 finished last, Leicester was last in 01/02, and in 03/04 Leicester was relegated after getting rid of him mid-season.
lol
That's hilarious, because he had a Scouse accent I assumed he was like a substitute that played for Liverpool a couple times and was just a bench warmer really 😂
Of course like none of the people who play for the teams actually come from the areas lol I forget that
To be fair even the worst premier league player is still 100x better than any average person. He isn't a superstar but he still made it further than 99% of people who tried.
Yeah I don't think people understand how good even being the worst in the prem is @@self_improvement_d
@@self_improvement_d True, and he managed to have a 12 year career, which is very impressive. At least he has strong connections with those two teams for his crypto schemes.
This show is the result of training an AI on crypto Reddit
Ah yes the burn-the-boats mentality that's the business advice you desperately want to get and not the worst possible advice a father could ever receive. No divorces have ever originated from risking your livelihood for a startup business failing NEVER
"No tech billionaires have ever originated from risking your livelihood for a startup business"
why beat the competition when you can just give business advice that ends with them homeless?
5:56 "that crypto dream" I hit my head on my desk
I had no idea this show was a thing but I hate everything about it.
I love how they can say they work 18-20hr shifts and likely got no proof. Last dude was built for crypto scamming
The fact everyone said he looks like SBF too lmao, that’s so accurate (if you don’t know who that is he scammed $50 billion and is going to prison for 25 years)
I always wonder what's the quality of a solution created by people who don't get enough sleep...
It's like bragging you don't get enough nutrients or sth...
@theflash691 yeah if someone with messy curly black hair tries to pitch a crypto startup it's an automatic red flag
2:00 editors should've put in atrioc doing the wakanda forever at the chili's
they did??
@@jurb417at the chili's
@@jurb417 this goated clip czcams.com/users/shortsaP0I-SVzbwA
the Shield Security pitch is WILD because it's the first pitch that isn't just "Thing that exists, but crypto" it's like an actual crypto assistant tech that I can imagine Crypto startups would want and the 'sharks' just asked NOTHING about the product
why are they filming in Batman's cave 😂
you can see the terror on the last guy's face when he said "i cannot sit here and give you a swim" he probably meant to say sink and slipped on his tongue hard. He made the stand thing on the last second and you can see every thought of his behind his look its hilarious
I wouldn't watch this video myself, but I'll watch Atrioc's reaction to this insanity. 8/10 video.
The shield security guy literally pulled an A train with the 'for the culture'
She got on Shield Security about their target audience, but that was the whole point of their presentation. Helping people like them... Only if she wasn't busy interrupting, she'd catch that
But she is a women in the industry, obviously she knows what she is yappin about right?
@@jasonwolfy the women of all time 😎
The judges are so brain rot, it makes the pitches so painful to watch 😅 I think this show makes me cringe harder than anything.
The people pitching usually seem pretty intelligent and passionate about whatever it is they do, but we never find out anything cause the judges ask such dumb questions that it doesn't let them even pitch.
I'm starting to question if the judges are really just actors, cause this is almost too cooked to be real
Yeah but they don't have the answers ready ever, like even if they asked good questions, the people casting barely have anything ready
Like half of them seem like they do though 😅 not saying it's a good product, they're crypto bros, but they just interrupt them before they can hear anything! It's crazy!
@@r8ggdude standing up to swim at the end was so gas though 🤣 this show is peak television
16:58 the Moby Dick reference makes zero fucking sense in context.
Neither does the show, tbf
It either means they searched their pants or they found a new whale overlord. I’m so fucking confused
WENDY "I WAS A CASHIER AT 14" IS BACK LET'S GOOOOO MY GOAT
Wendy sounds like that tiktok trend where they're like "I'm a ____. Of course I do [some stereotypical action]".
Bro am I tripping or is this filmed in the Bat Cave from The Dark Knight?💀💀💀
i think its where they have the spy network for morgan freeman lmao
why did i think you meant atrioc's room
5:15 "I'm not sure if you have what it takes to be #1, but despite that, I will swim because I think you have what it takes".
WHAT?!
every marketing monday is like shark tank on YEP Coke
"Hello I'm seeking $50,000 so I can build a server in my basement so I can set up a blockchain."
"Hello I also am seeing $1.1m so I too can set up a server with a blockchain."
"As am I, seeking $150,000 for a blockchain. The money will go toward new server technologies."
Wallet guard is actually a good company.
Ik the show is a meme and all but the guy actually just wants to help people not get scammed, it works well.
(don't hate me pls atrioc viewers, I am one of you.)
clowning on this show is totally accepted mate, don't worry
This show makes me feel like I’m dissociating from reality. It’s as if nobody on the show has ever had a coherent thought in their life.
The middle dude:
I don’t know if you have what it takes in this market
Anyway I think you have what it takes so imma swim.
I’ve seen these episodes so many times but it’s still hard to believe this is a real show
The empty soulless warehouse really matches the energy of this show
I thought shark tank already was on drugs
Should have added NFTs to your Minecraft server then gone on this show. Would have had the money to fight Nixe!!
That’s not Crypto Shark Tank, it also isn’t Killerwhales. That’s the Scammerdolphins in a goldfish glass
Watch the VODs for the content, watch the main channel for the editor lol
Yeah same lol. Been in a vod binging stage
Only found your earlier episodes on this last week and loved them, happy you are continuing this.
I'm convinced that the editor actually hates crypto and edits it to look ridiculous, but EVERYONE ELSE is 100% dead serious. This is crypto Spinal Tap.
We really need a killer whales but for blinkers, get fulcrum on that shit and I'd watch it.
Fulcrum Pokelawls Chris Udalla and Snoop dogg
Weed addicts are so sad 😞
"Hmmm, the algorithm is sending me a new content creator."
*Sonic R music plays*
"Yeah, I'm subscribing."
I don't think I can sit and watch this slop....
......So I'm gonna STAND
Shark tank where everyone’s a scammer
hey Atrioc - big fan of the quick 'youtube only' talk before the edited stream
this is unironically one of the best series of the year i've watched lmao
Problem with crypto products is it’s always like
Oh here’s a product that kind of sucks and already exists. BUT WE USE CRYPTO
it’s never just here’s a great product, oh btw we also use crypto but it’s a good product that has to do with crypto
dude imagine they invite you to be a judge. oh god the numbers would do numbers
Wendy telling the first two that their discrimination doesn't matter in this economy and in the same breath telling them that they don't get it because they aren't women and haven't experienced real discrimination is so fuckin funny
I love watching Atrioc cover this show.
I didn't at first, but I'm really getting into it now.
It's very important for CZcams to have in-depth show reviews like this to keep securing glizzies for next billion users
The writing & satire just keeps getting better and better.
I would really love to watch atrioc joining these interviews and seeing his response to their questions.
Calling critique confusion is absolutely gold
Wendy kinda looks like Catherine Reitman if Catherine Reitman was into crypto
i’d love it if atrioc could follow up with these projects post-show because i would love to know if anybody got anything out of the mentorships, or if they even happened at all
it'll be 2030 and cryptoboys still gonna say "we're early"
The narrator for the show is the goat, that blubber part almost had me cackling
Aye, fresh off the vods
back to back videos lets go
W intro I like the bigger production value Atricock
never thought id be missing kevin from shark tank
0:09 Yea this show is incredible, I also feel like at some points they don't know they're not going to get money. My favorite part is seeing imdb reviews and seeing that all the 10/10 reviews are either people clowning on the show or bots.
8:08 he really thought he was Jay-Z saying he's "a business, man"
8:06 hardest line in all of cryptoNOMICS
7:03 Oh please, tell me he didn't come up with this pitch while watching Years and Years...
I can't just sit here and watch this video, I need to stand and do it.
I love how this show proves that every concept doesn’t need crypto
This is the most Ludwig intro I’ve ever seen from Atrioc
The Mooooch Man's life is full of side missions
"It's like the same problem, but way worse and your money is in a weird illiquid token." Pretty much summed up crypto.
I love the soccer guy. Absolute gem
10:24 goes hard
If I was watching this in 2030, I’d think the whole show was AI generated. Literally only the editing and the presence of the Mooch tells me this might *not* be an AI-generated show
Imagine if one of the people they hired to judge was coffeezilla and he just roast every contestants to death
I look forward to your shark tank / whale tank whatever videos, you always have me DYING laughing. Thank you Atrioc for your service
This feels like a show that would be on Rick and Morty's intercontinential cable TV
I love the only one who get 5 swims is the person looking like SBF. Historically, it cannot go weight
This content makes me feel like there are still good days ahead
Your videos are a breath of fresh air, always enjoy watching
I thought this was an elaborate parody video, not an actual show
I imagine hell is walking into this room and not being able to leave
We’re eating so good these last 4 vids
The crazy thing is that Wallet Guard just got acquired. 👀
Big A finally on a consistent upload schedule. Must've finally run out of coffee.
18:50 "We've lived all across the world"
*Proceeds to name Australia and 3 US states*
Literally they're just surfers lol
This show is comedy gold
great stuff!
Those whale puns are amazing tho 😂
I can’t sit here and watch this video… I’m gonna stand and do it
the ex prem footballer played in the prem for 1 season and got relegated, he's barely known outside of one club honestly and they were never prem LOL
I had to look this up to make sure it wasn't a youtube sketch.
this show is a experience
this is my eras tour !!
Let’s hope this one doesn’t get stuck on 3:00
the sound effects are crazy.