HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND

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  • čas přidán 5. 12. 2017
  • Today we're getting a lesson from the master...
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    Outro made by Harry B
    Game: A Story About My Uncle
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  • @tellmywifiloveher6474
    @tellmywifiloveher6474 Před 5 lety +1823

    correction:
    hey, girl, are you a maths test?
    because i'd fail you

  • @kenziemedema5988
    @kenziemedema5988 Před 6 lety +3988

    How do people not love Memeulous? I'm dying on my bed from laughter.

    • @moon3850
      @moon3850 Před 5 lety +43

      Sammee. Every video😂😂😂💚💚

    • @A_Cr0x1205
      @A_Cr0x1205 Před 5 lety +30

      Same lmao

    • @justinee5446
      @justinee5446 Před 5 lety +24

      I didn’t see from laughter and I was like what

    • @wabc2336
      @wabc2336 Před 5 lety +8

      He's a youtuber honestly how often do you think he leaves the house?

    • @heva2996
      @heva2996 Před 5 lety +8

      @@wabc2336 he needs to get food tho ;-;

  • @cnwillmott
    @cnwillmott Před 5 lety +564

    How to become a roadman:
    1) buy a puffer jacket
    2)Wear it EVERYWHERE
    3)watch arsenal fan TV

  • @monstercat3284
    @monstercat3284 Před 4 lety +136

    Imagine a old man who’s almost about to divorce relying on this dude to save his marriage and talking roadman

  • @zally8183
    @zally8183 Před 6 lety +500

    I generally thought that pixelated sunglasses edit was you for a second there 😂

  • @bajera2217
    @bajera2217 Před 5 lety +156

    Yes memeulous is my best mate
    Going through old vids

  • @livvi9509
    @livvi9509 Před 5 lety +381

    MEMEULOUS YOURA HAMROLL INIT FAM

    • @stefanvevo393
      @stefanvevo393 Před 5 lety +14

      Wagwan ye dat mad ting fam (i tink dis kid james needs to be tought of how to :wink.get a hairline and get a van to get her in his van Bitch😂😂😂🤣

    • @smallsparks1970
      @smallsparks1970 Před 4 lety +7

      H a m r o l l

    • @m20tjm
      @m20tjm Před 4 lety +2

      Ik big ting innit

  • @Crasstho
    @Crasstho Před 5 lety +603

    Holy shit, I just found someone who's a bigger virgin than me.

  • @chichuck1809
    @chichuck1809 Před 6 lety +1004

    Holy shit I just realised that I went to primary school with him. He used to be super obsessed with birds. I just had so many flashbacks.

  • @insertnamehere6021
    @insertnamehere6021 Před 6 lety +413

    You ham roll

    • @d544
      @d544 Před 6 lety +4

      You Jam roll

    • @callumclyne5546
      @callumclyne5546 Před 6 lety +16

      HarrisonFur big up troopz

    • @swag4609
      @swag4609 Před 6 lety +1

      You HarrisonFur

    • @jauhou7080
      @jauhou7080 Před 6 lety +1

      That profile pick matches your comment so perfectly

    • @melonade479
      @melonade479 Před 6 lety +1

      HarrisonFur this sounded cute for some reason

  • @potatotherock2461
    @potatotherock2461 Před 4 lety +1247

    As a girl, if someone started speaking roadman to me I would be turned on by the beautiful words

    • @leonpeer8533
      @leonpeer8533 Před 4 lety +17

      It’s kinda true.It does happen not gonna lie trust me i swear

    • @TricksterQuicksterEditor
      @TricksterQuicksterEditor Před 4 lety +22

      i hang around with boys and they speak road and i’m used to it. i’ve hung around them for so long that i speak road now 😂

    • @katelynoshea1270
      @katelynoshea1270 Před 4 lety +25

      So poetic ✨

    • @yaya6195
      @yaya6195 Před 4 lety +6

      raindrop as you should

    • @eira72
      @eira72 Před 4 lety +18

      Same, I’d love to be called a ham roll

  • @blueberrysk1es
    @blueberrysk1es Před 4 lety +48

    on his “i pulled a girl” thumbnail there was a box that said:
    •IN THE VAN✅
    so maybe what he meant by that is that he pulled a girl off the street and into his van, which is a more likely story

  • @fmaax
    @fmaax Před 6 lety +3086

    Things a girl likes to be called:
    1. Honey
    2. Sugar
    3. Flour
    4. 4 Eggs
    5. Stir
    6. Pre-heat oven to 340°

  • @keir5818
    @keir5818 Před 6 lety +64

    i think korean billy taught him the dialect of 'roadman'...

  • @jasminegreen6522
    @jasminegreen6522 Před 4 lety +196

    No one :
    James : hE’s JuSt a bLOodY haM RoLL

    • @sealimations
      @sealimations Před 3 lety

      How did I read this exactly when he said that

  • @wardedthorn6523
    @wardedthorn6523 Před 5 lety +97

    🎵The guide to getting a girl!🎵
    Not like that...

  • @DrJChrist
    @DrJChrist Před 6 lety +573

    Memeulous just managed to make the 10:00

  • @deanvandijk5
    @deanvandijk5 Před 6 lety +48

    "i accidentally made eye contact with a girl on the train' This one is a little too real for me

  • @chipetteseatchips6024
    @chipetteseatchips6024 Před 5 lety +136

    Hey memeoulous *_just_* scraped it didn’t ya with the 10 min mark
    Lol I knew the end card felt longer

  • @Gxrlla
    @Gxrlla Před 4 lety +426

    "How to get a girl"
    Google: treat her nice and compliment her
    Bing: 7:25

  • @zeme8970
    @zeme8970 Před 6 lety +176

    I got an ad about teaching me how to stop driving women away

  • @maxie42069
    @maxie42069 Před 6 lety +380

    He should of just said *"Spread'em"*

  • @thestaticshow6737
    @thestaticshow6737 Před 4 lety +96

    How to get a girl:
    Step 1: Genetics

    • @kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376
      @kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 Před 3 lety +3

      Or mabey putting effort into developing your personality and intellect .

    • @ellsb282
      @ellsb282 Před 3 lety +2

      @@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 r/woosh

    • @pizzamozzarella2786
      @pizzamozzarella2786 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ellsb282 people still woosh in 2020?

    • @peachydsi
      @peachydsi Před 3 lety

      diego brando apparently

    • @bushboybilly6080
      @bushboybilly6080 Před 3 lety

      @@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 This was one of the most easy to get jokes. How do you not get it?

  • @MuscleFlexChris
    @MuscleFlexChris Před 5 lety +47

    "That's more of a right hook" 😂

  • @berniegalvin9927
    @berniegalvin9927 Před 6 lety +327

    You're so bait fam! you stole my chicken nuggets init!

  • @bella6590
    @bella6590 Před 6 lety +719

    "She asked me to pass the ketchup... Then I said suck mine off... I'm beginning to see my errors now" xD

  • @naonix96
    @naonix96 Před 5 lety +692

    If you want a GF you just need to go to a girl you like and say ''spread 'em''... Oh and thank me later

    • @MrJackben32
      @MrJackben32 Před 5 lety +20

      Worked like a charm fam, cheers

    • @HannahLJ
      @HannahLJ Před 4 lety +48

      As a girl, I can confirm this works

    • @jaditee9321
      @jaditee9321 Před 4 lety +10

      HannahLJ2112 my god mate

    • @funnydog8615
      @funnydog8615 Před 4 lety +15

      As a girl, i agree

    • @kayleigh4110
      @kayleigh4110 Před 4 lety +18

      @@iziryu Put your hand on her shoulder and say in a deep voice "Hey"

  • @yallratripbye9570
    @yallratripbye9570 Před 5 lety +324

    The 731 dislikes are hamrolls

  • @Kapin05
    @Kapin05 Před 6 lety +670

    I have a relative called James who looks just like him...
    ...except he's three years old

  • @_MissBally_
    @_MissBally_ Před 6 lety +256

    Fuck the bell,we need an alarm!

    • @bockbock2121
      @bockbock2121 Před 6 lety

      MrsBally u

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 Před 6 lety +1

      Fuck the War Siren, We need the Alarming Blimp with Billboard say "Warning" every 10 Block perimeter!

    • @yeetking5426
      @yeetking5426 Před 6 lety

      True

    • @_MissBally_
      @_MissBally_ Před 6 lety +1

      We need a own personal nuke to inform us when memeulous uploads a video because CZcams isn’t doing shittttt

  • @Zephobia
    @Zephobia Před 5 lety +19

    Normal person: You're really stupid
    "Roadman": You're a bagel, fam

  • @chattertots1364
    @chattertots1364 Před 5 lety +59

    To get a girl just say:
    *do ya like jazz?*

  • @angrynerd8035
    @angrynerd8035 Před 6 lety +53

    Thanks i got a peng roblox girlfriend

  • @paddybrown2841
    @paddybrown2841 Před 6 lety +240

    I bet James rb10 is secretly memeulous

  • @jegelskersjokolade6585
    @jegelskersjokolade6585 Před 4 lety +18

    10:01?
    Getting a bit brave aren’t we George

  • @zacharystickland4896
    @zacharystickland4896 Před 4 lety +37

    I came back to this vid in 2020 is it just me or did George have a deeper voice😂

    • @bslack.2211
      @bslack.2211 Před 3 lety +1

      He sounds like he has a blocked nose

    • @vexzzfn8298
      @vexzzfn8298 Před 3 lety +1

      2021 shit true tho his voice is way deeper

  • @wiiugamer7595
    @wiiugamer7595 Před 6 lety +113

    You brought this on yourself
    Hamroll

  • @knuxify
    @knuxify Před 6 lety +402

    I feel kinda sorry for James, he genuinely seemed to try to be funny.
    Good video, Memeulous. Had a good laugh.

  • @sadnargacuga1237
    @sadnargacuga1237 Před 5 lety +119

    This is not how to keep a girl

    • @stefanvevo393
      @stefanvevo393 Před 5 lety +7

      Ye this is more of how to keep a boy😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @johnwick293
      @johnwick293 Před 5 lety

      Reptilasaurus 90 it’s how to loose one.

    • @uncle8658
      @uncle8658 Před 4 lety

      Yes it is

    • @janehoward1284
      @janehoward1284 Před 4 lety +9

      congratulations for observation sherlock

  • @HannahLJ
    @HannahLJ Před 4 lety +4

    James is too pure for this world.

  • @reiswag8434
    @reiswag8434 Před 6 lety +79

    James took inspiration from " Harry Potter and the noscoping stone."

  • @thebahooplamaster
    @thebahooplamaster Před 6 lety +2475

    I'll be ok just living my life forever alone
    *watches the video anyways*

  • @letmeusethisnicknameyay8618

    I just came from another one of George’s Videos called
    HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND

  • @aoifeslack3831
    @aoifeslack3831 Před 5 lety +3

    My bowl of cereal spilled absolutely everywhere when the advert started, memeulous consider yourself paid

  • @philswiftsmemes3896
    @philswiftsmemes3896 Před 6 lety +202

    A GUIDE ON GETTING A GIRL A GUIDE ON GETTING A GIRL A GUY ON GETTING A GIRRRRRRRRRRL

  • @HIQ45
    @HIQ45 Před 6 lety +588

    Troopz from Arsenal Fan TV says ham roll😂

  • @viralwitness6532
    @viralwitness6532 Před 5 lety

    😂😂 .. watching your old videos always cheers me up great content and delivery keep it up man

  • @catmuffin4953
    @catmuffin4953 Před 4 lety +8

    James sounds like Onion in Apple And Onion.

  • @lucasshillito9123
    @lucasshillito9123 Před 6 lety +454

    Wait this isn’t free robux

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 6 lety +2519

    Just dab on the haters and you'll be swimming in Gfs

    • @asaL934
      @asaL934 Před 6 lety +44

      Justin Y. I see you every where

    • @JustinY.
      @JustinY. Před 6 lety +101

      Yeah I'm in every root of youtube

    • @moustacheplayz8653
      @moustacheplayz8653 Před 6 lety +12

      Lol more like your like bot.

    • @moustacheplayz8653
      @moustacheplayz8653 Před 6 lety +6

      Here before his lame comments get botted to top comment

    • @JustinY.
      @JustinY. Před 6 lety +60

      Thanks for replying you're helping my comment get to the top

  • @Name-tw2jj
    @Name-tw2jj Před 3 lety +4

    Your sarcasm is on another level

  • @maikerutv3383
    @maikerutv3383 Před 5 lety

    Two words. I subscribed. This channel is addicting and hilarious. Love your sarcasm. Keep it up mate.

  • @thecmbgamers
    @thecmbgamers Před 6 lety +461

    10 minutes and 1 second long, Memeulous has no shame

  • @ohadyy752
    @ohadyy752 Před 6 lety +176

    I feel like he's a sarcastic CZcamsr. No way he dabs like that and makes the thumbnail that bad on purpose, and is serious.

  • @footyfam8990
    @footyfam8990 Před 5 lety +4

    2:41 THE GUIDE TO BECOME AN IMMORTAL VIRGIN!

  • @sevensuns5248
    @sevensuns5248 Před 5 lety

    Ok question.... Why cant i stop watching these videos!!!!!! I been watching them basically all day!!! Im subbing btw

  • @twistedlogik2523
    @twistedlogik2523 Před 6 lety +140

    Memeulous = Ham Roll

  • @thew5262
    @thew5262 Před 6 lety +213

    WillNE is a block

  • @yayeet7096
    @yayeet7096 Před 4 lety +12

    Hey bae your ex is a cheeseburger fam *NOW GET IN THE VAN*

  • @kingshrooms4178
    @kingshrooms4178 Před 4 lety +1

    Found your videos back in 2017 and watching them ever since until today

  • @drtygan4870
    @drtygan4870 Před 6 lety +718

    That sneaky 10:01 time memeulous

  • @arkoses7095
    @arkoses7095 Před 6 lety +298

    i was talking to a girl and i called her ex a hotdog.
    she rejected me, but i think thats because i didnt say 'hamroll'
    god james you give the best advice

  • @slammyslaps4727
    @slammyslaps4727 Před 5 lety

    How am I supposed to hit the bell when I already hit it? Your videos are awesome and funny keep it up :)

  • @user-dt1qz3fr5b
    @user-dt1qz3fr5b Před 3 lety +1

    Thanks for the video memeulous very funny keep up the good work ham roll!! 😎😎

  • @shawns173
    @shawns173 Před 6 lety +971

    Memeulous is in my van, do you want to get in it?
    Also I'm going to yell "This teacher is a ham roll" in my English lesson

  • @chrisk5615
    @chrisk5615 Před 6 lety +45

    10:01 great length

  • @stiflersmom7449
    @stiflersmom7449 Před 4 lety +14

    i’m watching this in 2020, george why do you sound like that

  • @camerondare509
    @camerondare509 Před 3 lety +2

    This is my favourite memeulous video ever

  • @Oliver_Mason
    @Oliver_Mason Před 6 lety +56

    React to the new youtube rewind...

  • @neverluckym8728
    @neverluckym8728 Před 6 lety +392

    Lmao, it didn't work.

    • @ruuvivaras6305
      @ruuvivaras6305 Před 6 lety +2

      Never Lucky m8 yeah, that starts to happen when you get older. It just doesn't work.

    • @richardwenner755
      @richardwenner755 Před 6 lety +2

      Never Lucky m8 #virgin forever

    • @--LZ---
      @--LZ--- Před 6 lety +3

      I guess you are never lucky m8.

    • @Ekoluxx
      @Ekoluxx Před 6 lety

      Were you in a relationship in the first place?

    • @blasttothepast1194
      @blasttothepast1194 Před 6 lety

      HAM ROLL

  • @ahhhhahahahhaha
    @ahhhhahahahhaha Před 5 lety +1

    The fact that memeulous is playing a story about my uncle makes me very happy.

  • @LivingLikeADoctor5
    @LivingLikeADoctor5 Před 4 lety +1

    One of the gems of CZcams content

  • @ratjam5882
    @ratjam5882 Před 6 lety +22

    How to get a girlfriend? You friend request them on Habbo Hotel

  • @finleysayer6382
    @finleysayer6382 Před 6 lety +224

    came here for a girlfriend and now i'm not allowed within 50 meters of her

    • @WellzyGaming
      @WellzyGaming Před 6 lety

      Finley Sayer lol XD

    • @kaliko5245
      @kaliko5245 Před 6 lety +8

      Finley Sayer Wanted to like your comment to show you how much I cared but I was afraid to ruin the 69 likes that might be the only sexual thing you will ever experience.

    • @Ghost-bz6zi
      @Ghost-bz6zi Před 6 lety

      Finley Sayer 😂😂😂

    • @TM-kn4vl
      @TM-kn4vl Před 6 lety

      Or 100 meters of any other girl

  • @loisdavies8673
    @loisdavies8673 Před 4 lety +6

    I mean being called a ham roll is pretty flattering especially if you’re me

  • @Bunnyash890
    @Bunnyash890 Před rokem +3

    James saved my relationship, we were in a tight spot, on the bink of breaking up. Until I told her I'm watching James' video on keeping girls just for us. She called me a brave soldier and now we're getting married 👌

  • @ftcnickey
    @ftcnickey Před 6 lety +161

    How to get a girlfriend
    Step 1: Call here a wagwan
    Step 2: Not get maced

    • @kobemcguire1919
      @kobemcguire1919 Před 6 lety

      Niickeyy great advice

    • @memedeal3r59
      @memedeal3r59 Před 6 lety

      Niickeyy call here a what’s up

    • @epicdude9744
      @epicdude9744 Před 6 lety

      Step 3:proper grammar

    • @finhill4914
      @finhill4914 Před 6 lety +1

      Niickeyy do you even no what wagwan means cous the way your saying it suggests you dont

    • @gibby8540
      @gibby8540 Před 6 lety

      Niickeyy no ya call her a beure and hope for the best

  • @michaelm6233
    @michaelm6233 Před 6 lety +68

    S P R E A D E M

    • @underchosen
      @underchosen Před 6 lety +1

      Miichael O H Y E A H B A B Y

    • @aahln
      @aahln Před 6 lety +2

      O I B R U V

  • @Dsfjrj1
    @Dsfjrj1 Před 5 lety +2

    Every one of your vids makes me laugh so hard

  • @maeboyfield7811
    @maeboyfield7811 Před 4 lety +1

    I love memeulous I'm legit dying here

  • @bolashonubi1872
    @bolashonubi1872 Před 6 lety +86

    I GOT 3 ADS FOR THIS???
    At least he isn't demonitized.

  • @vladpk6194
    @vladpk6194 Před 6 lety +40

    James has 20 more seconds than memeulous on this video

  • @ScarV_13
    @ScarV_13 Před 4 lety +2

    "memeulous was the person who taught me how to speak roadman" I absolutely love that.

  • @G02II
    @G02II Před 5 lety

    As soon as the glasses came up it when to a ad of mark wahlberg asking what are we now 🤣🤣

  • @annaeviniciuscorreiadasilv1966

    How to get a girlfriend in 2 steps:
    1-become a Roblox player
    2--become a ODer

  • @matttaylor6807
    @matttaylor6807 Před 6 lety +44

    Thanks man will recommend to my 8 year old cousin!

  • @xchanging1986
    @xchanging1986 Před 4 lety

    George, thank you for the videos. You so make me laugh keep it up pal 😊

  • @jemimi1957
    @jemimi1957 Před 4 lety +6

    as a member of the female gender i feel legally obligated to inform you that if someone started talking to me like that i would start crying with how turned on i felt because of those beautiful acts

  • @rez6525
    @rez6525 Před 6 lety +241

    Strange how this video is 10 minutes long

    • @owenmclaughlan5439
      @owenmclaughlan5439 Před 6 lety +4

      Reezey 101 strange how this ____ is 10 inches long... 😂

    • @TheHolyHerb
      @TheHolyHerb Před 6 lety +1

      Reezey 101 strange how there aren’t any ads in it so no he didn’t purposely do it for money also you think he is gonna be monetized 😂

    • @MayonnaiseHellmanns
      @MayonnaiseHellmanns Před 6 lety

      Blake Wall there are ads now

    • @lilbigmac2
      @lilbigmac2 Před 6 lety +1

      Blake Wall But I got 2 ads

    • @dankmeme7287
      @dankmeme7287 Před 6 lety

      You know there's no shame 😂

  • @rodolfocorderobravo3674
    @rodolfocorderobravo3674 Před 6 lety +58

    Good job hitting the 10:01 mark lol

  • @goatladdy2296
    @goatladdy2296 Před 5 lety

    I put on notifications, am I your best mate now? Lol, I love your videos and hope to see more ones like this.

  • @El-op9zt
    @El-op9zt Před 4 lety

    The 821 ppl who unlike the video have no sense of humour how could u not love this I’m always dying when I watch memeulous’ vids like cmon

  • @theholypenguin1361
    @theholypenguin1361 Před 6 lety +26

    ya his calendar is better than zoella

  • @ohnospaghetti-o6123
    @ohnospaghetti-o6123 Před 6 lety +183

    Get in my van

  • @MatthewMoor
    @MatthewMoor Před 5 lety +36

    James went to my school and I'm not going to say which school for obvious reasons but he was in year 11 at the time and he goes to school in essex

  • @alphadoge8639
    @alphadoge8639 Před 3 lety +3

    How to get a girlfriend:
    Walk up to a girl and say, “hey, how *you* doin’?” And you wake up the next morning next to her

  • @ThatOneBlack
    @ThatOneBlack Před 6 lety +36

    Congrats on 100k

  • @stephen.697
    @stephen.697 Před 6 lety +417

    he *dabbed* with his fist closed im

    • @oyem8865
      @oyem8865 Před 6 lety +7

      Spxrkes lluminate
      You done with your spam m8?

    • @urosst
      @urosst Před 6 lety +4

      He *dobe* with his fist closed

    • @IMiss2018Jovic
      @IMiss2018Jovic Před 6 lety +1

      Spxrkes lluminate ur a hamroll blud

    • @Eggmanjames
      @Eggmanjames Před 6 lety +1

      Spxrkes lluminate well done do u want a trophy?

    • @Eggmanjames
      @Eggmanjames Před 6 lety +1

      JackJordan2 lol

  • @milklesstea6091
    @milklesstea6091 Před 5 lety

    Deffo the funniest you've been in a video, fs

  • @NextDavidAttenborough
    @NextDavidAttenborough Před 4 lety +22

    hmm
    "You'll be a virgin forever"
    no u
    he's like the only person who actually uses his guide and roasts himself in the video
    (Not you Memeulous I love you

    • @Jay-my7tx
      @Jay-my7tx Před 4 lety

      I love the smiler it’s a sick rollercoaster