Paul Sebastian no, he’s not. He’s on the Personality Disorder spectrum. He’s not disabled, but he is mentally different . He cannot connect with ordinary people, he cannot experience empathy. He is emotionally cold, he is also dangerous. Born into a different socioeconomic world and he’d either be in prison or Broadmoor. Same goes for his blonde haired lover.
@Paul Sebastian No-one is bullying him because he is a bit odd. He is being held to account because he broke the rules, several times and was behind a huge campaign of lies during the referendum campaign. As for the claim that is is on the autistic spectrum, all the signs are the opposite. As people on the Autistic spectrum can't see things from another person's point of view they tend not to lie to manipulate people as they can't understand how to manipulate people. On top of all his campaign lies, on the day he arrived back in London, he edited an old blog to make it seem as if he warned about a coronavirus pandemic a year ago and then brought up that claim on Sunday. That foresight, to plant a lie and make a statement about it over a month later is something that someone on the autistic spectrum just wouldn't be able to do. However, his complete lack of empathy and consideration for anyone but himself would be characteristic of a sociopath.
@Paul Sebastian I don't give a flying fuck how he perceives the world, and no one is bullying him... he drove while suspecting his eyesight was potentially fucked... we're holding him to account for his monumentally stupid actions.
@@polla2256 He doesn't exist, he's the brilliant comic creation of an actor called Tom Walker. And I also have some bad news for you about Alan Partridge...
@@designanddirection Have we? I know I haven't. I've not seen any friends since early March. My wife canceled her birthday plans. We've had food deliveries and I went out to pick up some medicine a few weeks back but that's it. Just because you can't follow the rules, don't tar everyone with that same brush.
My daughter is a nurse and she is angry about the way they are suddenly treated as key workers. They always have been. Many of her colleagues feel the same as her. This issue has never been aired by our 'free' media. Great video. How anybody could give this govt the benefit of the doubt is beyond me.
I honestly think “don’t clap the NHS, FUND the NHS!!”was him breaking character. Damn right though!! Also thanks for all the likes. Stay safe everyone 💕
Too late, my guess is that the sad performance of the NHS will be used as an evidence that shows it must be privatized. They have been trying it for years ...
@@Bushflare I'd argue that the first one is only to sooth ones guilty conscience. My neighbours asked why we didn't fly a white cloth or clapped. I told them I voted for the parties that promised to raise spending in our social security (Not a UK citizen BTW), and if they actually felt gratitude for the people in the healthcare sector, they should no longer vote for those who openly derided them as 'overpaid and undereducated' (sic). I blame it on lockdown that they don't talk to me since...
paul dennis what world do you live in Paul. It's laughable that you think the bbc is right wing. The last 3 heads of the bbc are ex labour MPs and they advertise their jobs in the Guardian! The bbc is pure red and everybody knows it which is why the license is under review
Tyler Durden the BBC have been maligning the left for over ten years. They’ve been smearing it and lying about it on behalf of the Tories for years. Don’t be silly.
One thing I've noticed about this whole debacle is that Dominic Cummings is a very slow driver. Travelled 270 miles to Durham and it took the contagious.
My wife said ‘you’ve had 4 cans of Stella are sure you’ll be ok to take me to Asda’ I went ‘I’ll just have a drive to Leicester to see if I’m sober enough’
Would be better to let the NHS die, actually, but NHS is like a religion in the UK. I knew general public wasn't all that smart, but had no idea you were THIS stupid.
You watched the BBC like, ever? At least the Murdock empire is funded privately by people and advertisers who want to be associated with it. BBC is funded by me and you, and I don’t share it’s views or want it’s content. I’m right wing but I come to Pie as an independent reporter as I think he at least tries to be balanced
@@GoldenbanjoDJ i was a leftie, but i STILL stopped paying the license ten yrs ago^ the quality of the programs deteriorated, with the internet, you can find FREE alternatives^ Only this week have i bought netflix even. ive spent most of the last ten years, including 6 years of being house/bed-bound on youtube
"I'm not that angry about the twats that gave us Brexit, I'm angry at the hypocrisy and the lack of humility." I missed Jonathan Pie in front of The Parliament. A breath of fresh air. You're awesome Jonathan. So many clever points.
Severus Rogue am 🇨🇦 and watch British tv - how have never seen this guy before - love his potty mouth rant - this is truly how many of us feel and wish we could let loose like this without being locked up 😂🤣 so very many clever points -
@@ej3016 "how have I" or "how have you"? Because I certainly have followed his clips since the very beginning. A bit before the Paris attacks. I love that he's become successful at it. He's incredibly talented
@@pauljohnson1664 I'm partially sighted, it makes me check everything twice where it matters, you are a POS who wants people be susceptible to your challenges (we all have them), you might have half a chance if you don't support the actions of the arrogant then whine when called out on it. You give people with disabilities a bad name.
@@stuarttrewern Wow you all sound like rational reasonable people. this is not beginning to look like a dystopian nightmare. What was the name of the man they all shout at in George Orwell 1984.
My area of the country is quite Tory supporting (I'm not, but a lot of my neighbours and community) and everyone I know and spoken to are angry on all sides. This isn't about Brexit or right or left wing, this is basic government dishonesty and wretched behaviour from the Cabinet and Cummings.
I've seen a similar pattern. Although my friend is such a serial Tory boot-licker he's trying to defend the prick, even though his staunch Tory mates are also having a go at Cummings. There's one in every circle, I suppose!
Well put. There are so many people who simply cannot grasp that fact and think it's just another case of "us v's them". I wonder if they had the same attitude with the whole Diane Abbott and the mojito on the bus debacle?
This isn't even satire, its spot on. People dying alone, terminally ill people spending their last precious few days locked up at home. People obeying the restrictions have had it all thrown back at them.
@lee wadsworth I don't think he meant people are chosing to die at home. Rather, people are dying in hospitals, and you can't visit those at the moment.
People miss the point; lockdowns are just a way to enforce social distancing. As long as you keep your 2m distace, you can drive whereever you like, you're not affectign the spread. Ask the Swedes.
The reason it's satire is because reporters don't talk like this, they report unbiased and impartial. I see why you didn't see it though, remove the swearing and it's just like the bbc. Why many people have a problem with them. And you'd only think this is normal if your a hysterical numpty just like the mainstream media.
Remember the expenses scandal when MP’s trotted out that what many of them had done was morally reprehensible....but not actually criminal,a lapse of judgement.I seem to remember a few “now is not the time to....” pleas.
I can respect that. I would suggest writing to your MP if they're a Conservative too. They don't care about people like me: a Labour Party member who's never, ever going to forgive them for Brexit, austerity, or the handling of this crisis. But they do fear the ire of their fellow Tories, and even hinting to them that you might vote another way (or spoil your ballot or whatever) is more impactful than anything I can say.
@@phughes281091 Honestly, dude, give it a chance. For a spin-off series, it was miles better than I expected and it expanded on the fantasy and lore of the Life on Mars universe in a beautiful way.
"This guy was so concerned for his kid's welfare, he locked it in a car for four hours with a Covid-19 sufferer." And did he then deliver the possibly infected and contagious kid into the arms of the kid's aged grandparents? Just wondering.
@@yozul1 This is looney. And his assertion that he did not have any other option for childcare if he himself got sick... Doesn't this man have any friends in London? And he thought that with his wife sick and himself in danger of getting sick, it was a good idea to have all three of them hunker down together in rural Durham? No thoughts of the possibility that in doing so, he was putting his child was in danger of catching Covid-19 from his parents? And this guy is running your country?!? Hm-m-m. Here in the USA, we always assume that the Brits are smarter than we are, that their leaders are smarter. (I guess it's all relative. You don't have Trump.)
Has everyone here gone looney? Given the government guidelines under exceptional circumstances are to use your own judgement, which he did. Given he suspected he and his wife were going to be incapacitated when Corona got them, travelling to somewhere where you and the children could be taken care of seems perfectly reasonable. The guy didn't even put stress on government system such as the NHS or child care, nor did he pay for private care either. What even is the problem with driving that far? Best thing about a car is you're automatically social distancing people outside the car, and let's be fair, the children are gonna get sick anyway, but at least like this, they can be looked after. The way everyone is going on about it you would have thought he went and personally coughed on every single person he passed on the way there. This is all just stupid, irrational hatred. How about you all call out the reporters dogpiling him outside his house in such a densely packed crowd they were blocking his way. That's far more irresponsible, one of them could've infected every single one of them, spreading it to more people on the way back to their studios, especially since a good portion of them likely don't drive, being clueless that, yes, cars can get more than 500 miles to the tank. I wholly support him refusing to be shamed, travelling from the bubble of his home, to the bubble of his parents estate, via the bubble of a car to make sure his children were taken care of sounds wholly reasonable and responsible. Rubbing shoulders with people from other households to harass him outside his home with loudspeakers, on the other hand, does not.
seosaphjarvinen Why can’t a comedian be spiritual? Comedy is a great healing...thingy majig. Comedians are practically shaman, they lift your spirit. Unless your a sad sack of spuds. Lighten up man or woman or non binary thingy.
I'm not a religious person, but the very few "good Christians" I know have taught me that in an ideal world an apology would be met with stern forgiveness instead of a torch-bearing angry mob. It's one of the few aspects of human behavior that Christianity genuinely improves.
why couldnt his brother in law look after the child? he lives in London. Why drive 260 miles. We are mugs, rules and laws are clearly just for the poor and the powerless. Its the arrogance and entitlement that gets me; Just admit you made a mistake for gods sake
I do nit read the media. But Cummings set the rules therefore he should abide by them. Not flaunt them to the public. Then not apologize. Sack him.Do as I say not as I do!
They dropped no bollocks. If they had they'd have been immediately sacked by the owners to whose tune they dance. Believing the media should be honest is naive and unrealistic, I'm afraid.
"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." You look at the pig and at the man, then back at the pig, then back at the man ... the two had become indistinguishable from each other.
"The horrible thing about the Two Minutes Hate was not that one was obliged to act a part, but, on the contrary, that it was impossible to avoid joining in. Within thirty seconds any pretense was always unnecessary"
Is that what Stephen kinnock said it’s about time we started holding them all to account not just the one who is a twat because we only give them more power
Welcome back! We have missed you - all suited and booted, ready to take on the morons in Parliament with your sharp tongue, and your even sharper observations. Thank you for saying what so many of us are thinking. Xx
Billy Andrew I wasn’t talking about future doctors. I was talking about doctors working part time nhs and part time private. Look up for yourself on what a locum doctor earns. It’s staggering and then they can also get really good money in the private sector. Most wise hardworking doctors will do this as the money is so good.
And junior doctors have no experience and are still paid really well. It’s only that one third of their wages are eligible for 40% tax that they end up mediocre.
Go back through three years of mainstream media cancel culture and point out where apologizing in good faith ever satisfied those making the complaints.
@The Warden that must be why Matt Hancock has just said the UK may review fines given to families who breached lockdown to get childcare...they are even changing the rules so sCummings is let off the hook! You really can't write this stuff 😂
This one is award winning and done so soon after the events. Congrats. There will be a Jonathan Pie US once they realise (if its not already in hand). Every country needs one.
@@123benley l will try and keep this respectful but advise that this will be a bit longer than a 3 word slogan, so here goes: Just because he and his blind supporters keep repeating that he didn't break the law does not make him innocent. A declaration of innocence is usually associated with a judicial or quasi judicial process where arguments are made and evidence is given by both parties (not political parties) As yet, nothing like this has taken place and we have only heard the the PM's bumblingly obscure responses and assurances and some sort of advice from the Attorney General, who is naturally a politician, (just like Dominic Grieve, you may remember him) A bit of healthy scepticism would not therefore be amiss on both sides and the matter could easily, and hopefully, quickly have been resolved by an open, public inquiry. Cumming's cronies absurd responses and his apologists' bleatings having done little to restore public confidence in the government's handling of this virus (we are competing with the USA in terms of incompetence), it would therefore seem appropriate to regain some confidence by demonstrating openness and fairness as to expect us to adhere to government guidelines from hereon is naive and dangerous. But the PM decided against this option, can you see why? Ah yes, that would have given us openness an fairness and also, possibly, Cummings resignation as he is "an honourable man". The second option would have been for Cummings to have been charged and pay the fine like those who were caught doing what he did. His luck was that he was not caught and when the indiscretion came to light it appears that the Durham Police remain consistent with their policy for dealing with the guidelines. Lucky Cummings! He wouldn't have had the same treatment in Wales. Of course had he done the same in Wales he could have gone to court to plead his case, or more appropriately pleaded guilty but with mitigating circumstances and Boris AND most of the country may have sympathised with him. However, you apologists just don't get the following and frankly I cannot understand why: Whether he broke the law or not will, it seems be a matter of opinion, thanks to a loophole and the PM's reluctance to seek the truth, however, one question we should all be asking is: should Cummings have potentially put other people at risk in order to protect his own son when he had the means and ability to avoid the former and achieve the latter? This, by his own account, he patently failed to do. The final question: Given Cummings' role in government, should anyone trust a person who puts other people's life at risk in order to (poorly) protect a member of his family? Such selfish, reckless and antisocial characteristics should lend itself to other activities than government.
@Miss Information It literally came from China and they we're acting like it was a big nothing burger right before they had their largest migratory holiday of the year. None of my information came from "the press" but rather from first hand videos along with a healthy dose of the news group China Uncensored. Now I would ask you to not be a presumptive asshole since I'm not even in the UK/ US let alone in an English speaking part of the world. Your press and my press are two entirely different beasts, stop acting like they are the same thing.
suggest you watch Have I got news for you, they constantly tare into the government. Ian hislop has been sued many times but often wins, read Private eye.
As 'entertainment' has evolved and everyone who can afford a camera has the ability to become 'someone' on CZcams, only a very few really stand out. Your 'character' has developed so brilliantly and you get your always well thought out message across with arguments that are hard or impossible to refute, at least not without deflection or distraction. Your passion, your lack of edits, you have no need for a graphics team, and you get it all in before Tim calls you back on air almost evsry tine!! I loved your lockdown series as well. It left me wondering where 'reporter you' and 'actual you' began and ended. Brilliantly crafted work and excellently executed. Keep it up and you will be filling concert halls once again in the near future, which is a relative term these days, but you know what I mean.
Tom Walker is a brilliant actor without a job who created this amazingly bright and articulate character. He deserves a permanent venue. What is wrong with you BBC and IFC? Chicken?
I'm not a native English speaker, and in my language you would concatenate words like that. But it's my understanding that in English this would be: four-by-four cunt mobile.
Yeah, that's a good indication of how myself and those I've spoken to. This undermines the rules and completely devalues the hard decisions a lot of people have been forced to make.
So frustrating that the governments choice is to 'not' apologise for this intolerant behaviour. Personally I don't think that acting in the heat of the moment was bad but a bad decision being reinforced as the right thing to do by the idiots in Whitehall is beyond belief!
When is the media, especially the Observer and Mirror going to apologise for lying about Cummings? When is the media going to apologise for whipping up so much hate amongst the naive, gullible and easily manipulated that scenes outside his home resemble Orwell’s 2 minutes of hate.
On one hand I think Cummings should apologise. On the other hand the "journalists" over at Sky News, the Guardian and BBC don't deserve the satisfaction of getting an apology out of him. He should just make a video of him alone at a desk and apologise for doing what large swathes of the population have already done.
@@vaylinne6093 sure the media don't deserve the satisfaction - surely this is a laugh since DC spent so much time and effort delaying Brexit, it's obvious he couldn't wait to get to his country house retreat
@@user-qr2lh7tx9t Anyone who is using public transport to get to and from work at the moment KNOWS they will not cope when businesses reopen partially in mid June and they have all but given up on enforcing social distancing measures apart from posters up...to ensure that trains would probably have to run at an eight of their capacity
@@PaulJBurns That's a bit of luck. Iain Duncan Shits wife's father is stinking rich as well. This enabled IDS to claim he could survive on £50 a week whilst living on his wifes fathers estate for free. These Tory wive's fathers have a lot to answer for.
It is reasonable to go sightseeing to check ones eyes, preferably on the wife's birthday. Kill two birds with one stone? This guy took a machinegun to an aviary.
He doesn't think he did anything wrong. What do you want him to do, offer a fake apology to the baying media mob? Also let's face it, this isn't about the lockdown. This is an excuse to have a go at Brexitman, who the chattering classes despise.
Honestly, going to Durham because of childcare concerns Didnt bother me coz you do what you think it best for your family. Fine. I didn’t care much for it then. When he had the arrogance to say he drove 60 miles to a castle to make sure his eyes were working? wtf? That kind of arrogance is unacceptable. I never actually thought he needed to resign before his comments. If he showed an ounce of humility, it could have gone a long way imo
I'm a terrible single parent! I've hardly left my house for over 2 months, I stayed at home when I was ill, doing my best to manage while keeping my child safe...or so I THOUGHT! Apparently I could have gone for some lovely drives around the country instead! My BINS have gone out more than I have this year
"hardly" so.. you have left the house? Whats the problem then..? You're upset that someone else has left the house also, except their reasons might be completely different from yours? Just because you didn't have the same options, doesn't mean that someone who did, did anything wrong.
The guy was allowed to travel for childcare. If he'd gone one mile rather than 200, then you wouldn't even have noticed, and the rules say nothing about the distance involved, only that travel is ok for childcare purposes. Even if they didn't say that, the reason you stayed indoors when you were sick was to prevent the spread of the virus. Cummings didn't interact with anybody between leaving Downing Street and driving back from Durham more than 2 weeks later (The exception perhaps being the ambulance crew who took his kid to hospital) so he absolutely fulfilled the reason for the rules, which is to stop the spread of the disease. You might argue that other people aren't travelling long distances - but Cummings did so in order to get close to the people who'd be prepared to provide childcare support, not for a jolly. Cummings didn't go to his uncle's funeral or meet up with his mates. Cummings did nothing wrong. Ian Blackford, the SNP MP, yesterday travelled 600 miles from London to his constituency, so if it's travel that's wrong, why hasn't he been sacked? Stephen Kinnock, the Labour MP, went on a 200 mile round trip to visit his parents. The Guardian defended his actions, and Keir Stamer has promoted him. Yet Dominic Cummings isn't even an MP, and his actions (unlike perhaps those 2 MP's mentioned above) were actually within the rules. The attacks on Cummings are shameful.
@@CBfrmcardiff The shame is all on you for defending this tosser. That child never even left their care, even in Durham! Dominic even picked wife and child up from the hospital as he says he couldn't get a Taxi. Just WHERE THE FUCK were these family members they insisted on driving 250 miles to Durham to desperately have? If you had any fucking sense you would see HIS OWN Story has more holes in it than the Titanic? I am LIVID that you pricks are TELLING me I didn't care enough about MY child and didn't have the "sense" to do what the fuck I wanted! Fuck off! I voted for the Torys and BREXIT but never ever again! I am disgusted! And many Tories think the same! Again...Fuck off!
@@CBfrmcardiff I notice how you twisted the other examples you made. Travel is now allowed, and Kinnock took food and stuff to his parents house openly and honestly even tweeted as he did it. Travelling to x care for someone who needs it was okay of you were NOT INFECTED. WHY didn't a relative come to the Cummings to help them with the child? Also...fuck off
@@biscuitcase83 Right, there are basically 2 allegations thrown at Cummings. 1 - that when infected he left his home. 2 - that he travelled a long distance when everyone else wasn't able to. Agreed? We've dealt with '1'. He had no contact with anybody. That btw is a reason why it would be better for him rather than someone else to pick up his kid from hospital (why on earth do you resent that?) As for 2. People are saying "I haven't had the chance to see MY relatives" etc. Yet Cummings didn't travel for pleasure. He had another reason. Besides which other people *have* travelled long distances and were actual elected politicians, from whom higher standards are expected, and they haven't been asked to resign. I didn't disguise anything about the Kinnock case. He actually wasn't ill and has, if anything, less excuse than Cummings. I don't particularly mind what Kinnock did either (he still social distanced from his parents) but if you're complaining about Cummings travelling and not Kinnock then you're a hypocrite. You say Cummings' story has holes in it. I say, not really, you just don't believe him. Well, that's fine but we mustn't see people sacked just because you have a guy feeling. You need proof of wrongdoing. You are telling me that I am telling you that you don't care enough for your child... what is this? I'm not getting you any such thing. I just know that my own brothers family had needed a lot of support in the past (not thank God because of illness) and that as a result he, the kids, myself and various family members would travel quite a lot to make sure everything was fine. In principle we'd do the same now (we don't have to, but we would). I recognise the Cummings family situation (though without the farm and the 4x4). You have said that I'm telling you that all this time you could have done "what the fuck I wanted". No, I'm not saying that. When ill, isolate (Cummings did this). When not ill, still don't interact outside your household (DC did that too). As for the travel - not to be done for fun, but exceptions apply. For instance, if you were divorced and you shared responsibility for the kid, it would be alright to move the kid between households. Those are the rules, btw.
Who is the 'they' you are refering to in this instance? The press or the people? Or are you refering to mr cummings being given an inch and taking a mile? please clarify
@@AReallyLongAndUnremakableUser Doesn't even have a proper name or too gutless to reveal. Why do you even give them any benefit of the doubt. Biafra is still a legend, never afraid to speak up, unlike too many now....
"Check if you going blind by operating heavy machinery on public roads!" Funniest line I've heard on the subject. Good to have you back.
@Paul Sebastian I'm an Aspie. He's a twat.
Johnny Mac
Johnny am a Capricorn an I agree with u he’s a twat
Paul Sebastian no, he’s not. He’s on the Personality Disorder spectrum. He’s not disabled, but he is mentally different . He cannot connect with ordinary people, he cannot experience empathy. He is emotionally cold, he is also dangerous. Born into a different socioeconomic world and he’d either be in prison or Broadmoor. Same goes for his blonde haired lover.
@Paul Sebastian No-one is bullying him because he is a bit odd. He is being held to account because he broke the rules, several times and was behind a huge campaign of lies during the referendum campaign. As for the claim that is is on the autistic spectrum, all the signs are the opposite. As people on the Autistic spectrum can't see things from another person's point of view they tend not to lie to manipulate people as they can't understand how to manipulate people. On top of all his campaign lies, on the day he arrived back in London, he edited an old blog to make it seem as if he warned about a coronavirus pandemic a year ago and then brought up that claim on Sunday. That foresight, to plant a lie and make a statement about it over a month later is something that someone on the autistic spectrum just wouldn't be able to do. However, his complete lack of empathy and consideration for anyone but himself would be characteristic of a sociopath.
@Paul Sebastian I don't give a flying fuck how he perceives the world, and no one is bullying him... he drove while suspecting his eyesight was potentially fucked... we're holding him to account for his monumentally stupid actions.
4:07 "Clap the NHS, F*** off. FUND the NHS!" Nicely put.
when he fund the nhs he had the voice of hitler
@@jackgamz4512 EXACTLY 🤣
Jonathan Pie is more balanced, insightful, and hard-hitting than the mainstream media, he's consistently spot-on with his observations...
He's a commie bastard, don't be fooled
polla2256 You seem to be lacking in any knowledge on what communism is, maybe read up before leaving comments about it.
Grow up and face the bullshit truth. This is BEYOND politics now.
Is true.
@@polla2256 He doesn't exist, he's the brilliant comic creation of an actor called Tom Walker. And I also have some bad news for you about Alan Partridge...
Imagine if real journalists spoke their mind instead of being sheep.
a bit like emily maitlis did?
That's so not allowed!!!
TFF CZcams
You mean instead of doing that thing that pays their salary?
They do, and they are.
Imagine real journalists.
Good to have you back. It almost feels normal.
Calling all the brains out there: how can we get JP onto the panel of journalists for the C19 daily briefings?!
well i think your comment is the best one here. that is one hell of a good idea.
the same way you get the government to anything, a shady backhander in the right place, *presumably*
Oh, please! I want to see that!
I might actually watch it then 😏
Enough financial funding, I guess?
We're not all in the same boat here. We're in the same storm but we're all in different vessels, some of us aren't even in boats.
Great analogy, well said.
We've all broken lockdown, lets be honest... Cummings should have just owned up!
designanddirection but we’re all not making the rules an fining people for not doing wot I say are we
@@designanddirection Have we?
I know I haven't. I've not seen any friends since early March.
My wife canceled her birthday plans.
We've had food deliveries and I went out to pick up some medicine a few weeks back but that's it.
Just because you can't follow the rules, don't tar everyone with that same brush.
Fantastic analogy, that fits every disaster or event in history, ever
My daughter is a nurse and she is angry about the way they are suddenly treated as key workers. They always have been. Many of her colleagues feel the same as her. This issue has never been aired by our 'free' media. Great video. How anybody could give this govt the benefit of the doubt is beyond me.
"... 4x4 cuntmobile"
Excellent description
My favourite line
I thought he said cummobile... :D
@@emma__sews I enjoyed the tortoise head statement myself, I just can't unsee it anymore
I wanted to double-like the video when he said that
Bim Bam brilliant line
I honestly think “don’t clap the NHS, FUND the NHS!!”was him breaking character. Damn right though!! Also thanks for all the likes. Stay safe everyone 💕
Too late, my guess is that the sad performance of the NHS will be used as an evidence that shows it must be privatized. They have been trying it for years ...
I don't think he's breaking character there, it's perfectly in tune with lots of his other rants.
I thought the health system was supposed to save the people; not the other way around!?
@@uegvdczuVF except they havent
@MercyReaper DTF Designated/Designed To Fail
If we can clap the NHS every week, why can’t we boo the government every week?
Because whilst both are cringe as fuck, at least the former isn't an infantile display that hurts the position of those criticising the government.
How about"Baaaaahhhhhh" instead ?
@@Bushflare nailed it
@@Bushflare I'd argue that the first one is only to sooth ones guilty conscience.
My neighbours asked why we didn't fly a white cloth or clapped. I told them I voted for the parties that promised to raise spending in our social security (Not a UK citizen BTW), and if they actually felt gratitude for the people in the healthcare sector, they should no longer vote for those who openly derided them as 'overpaid and undereducated' (sic).
I blame it on lockdown that they don't talk to me since...
Bushflare Sounds like something Cummings would say...
Jonathan Pie is literally the saying "Politicians should be laughed at and Comedians should be listened to." in human form... Never been so true.
I wish Pie was the political editor of the BBC!!
Chris Hampton it would be great but the bbc don't allow people taking the piss out of the left on the bbc
Chris Hampton I wish the bbc would fuck off lol
@@tylerdurden4032 What the feck are you on about !! The BBC is so right wing I am surprised that they all dont have swastikas on !!
paul dennis what world do you live in Paul. It's laughable that you think the bbc is right wing. The last 3 heads of the bbc are ex labour MPs and they advertise their jobs in the Guardian! The bbc is pure red and everybody knows it which is why the license is under review
Tyler Durden the BBC have been maligning the left for over ten years. They’ve been smearing it and lying about it on behalf of the Tories for years. Don’t be silly.
One thing I've noticed about this whole debacle is that Dominic Cummings is a very slow driver. Travelled 270 miles to Durham and it took the contagious.
😂👌
@J Gonna copy that..
That took me almost a full drive to Barnard Castle to get... I really should get my eyes checked.
nice!
Funny😂
The hero that we all need is BACK!
@seosaphjarvinen when he becomes the voice of reason.
seosaphjarvinen When Boris Johnson gets elected when Donald Trump gets elected
@seosaphjarvinen When there's fuck all else to laugh at!
He needs to shut his pie hole, stop screeching like a banshee with a stubbed toe, and listen.
Do tell me when....
My wife said ‘you’ve had 4 cans of Stella are sure you’ll be ok to take me to Asda’ I went ‘I’ll just have a drive to Leicester to see if I’m sober enough’
LMFAO
@AtomicTiger No there is no A.S.D Or O. ????
Would be better to let the NHS die, actually, but NHS is like a religion in the UK. I knew general public wasn't all that smart, but had no idea you were THIS stupid.
@@nayyr1 what are you babbling Willis 😂
@@nayyr1 are you stupid most English very clearly see benefit in the NHS
Common Sense , Humility & Accountability all Died when News Corp. 'Murdoch's , The Shady Bunch' got their hands on the media.
You watched the BBC like, ever? At least the Murdock empire is funded privately by people and advertisers who want to be associated with it. BBC is funded by me and you, and I don’t share it’s views or want it’s content. I’m right wing but I come to Pie as an independent reporter as I think he at least tries to be balanced
@seano8484NPC2222 I'll do exactly that. Pretty sure if everyone who felt like we do did the same the BBC couldn't function
@@GoldenbanjoDJ i was a leftie, but i STILL stopped paying the license ten yrs ago^ the quality of the programs deteriorated, with the internet, you can find FREE alternatives^
Only this week have i bought netflix even. ive spent most of the last ten years, including 6 years of being house/bed-bound on youtube
@seano8484NPC2222 i wouldnt say they hide, its more that they dont advertise
God. The painful part is that this isn't even satire at this point. It's actually all factual. Painfully.
Well, not actually...
@@davidmaxwaterman Ah, yes. That one inhabitant of Planet Bizarro.
"Dominic Cummings.. looks like a tortoise's head emerging from a shell-suit" 😂
@@FahadAyaz ... And Nigel Farage is after its emerged. ;)
Factual, but only insofar as it goes.
He added nothing new.
"I'm not that angry about the twats that gave us Brexit, I'm angry at the hypocrisy and the lack of humility." I missed Jonathan Pie in front of The Parliament. A breath of fresh air. You're awesome Jonathan. So many clever points.
Severus Rogue am 🇨🇦 and watch British tv - how have never seen this guy before - love his potty mouth rant - this is truly how many of us feel and wish we could let loose like this without being locked up 😂🤣 so very many clever points -
Brexit derangement syndrome. Typically British passive aggression. I love it.
The media HOUNDING him weren't social distancing...
Dom is a hero Pie is great. Long live Brexit long live Nigel and all you remoaning Guardian reading twats can suck my balls.
@@ej3016 "how have I" or "how have you"? Because I certainly have followed his clips since the very beginning. A bit before the Paris attacks. I love that he's become successful at it. He's incredibly talented
Jonathan Pie just verbalised how I’m feeling. And probably most of the country.
Yes saw this was on point
Did he? Most the country? Maybe in your Facebook ecco chambers.. realty is; most people don't give a fuck.
@@MrConnstar You gave enough of a fuck to tell us you don't give a fuck though :D
How insightful... xD
Dead ted the uk was a ghost town last month. You have a fuck man
"He is a human being, presumably"
That one slid under the radar at first in the torrent of reasonable anger
Best line
Human?....Dominic Cummings? U r having a laugh right?😆
Indeed. No need to dehumanise/attack his looks. There's material aplenty in his actions.
😂Actually, no I’m pretty certain a lot of people first thought was of David Ike and Lizards.
Well it was mine at least✌️😂
A tortoise’s head emerging from a shell suit
Never, in all my years, have I seen a CZcams Video so gosh darn 👌🏾 Perfect
“He is a human being, *PRESUMABLY* ...”
I don't think what he did was that bad rely.
@@pauljohnson1664 opinion matches spelling.
@@akasquidcafe8275 Sry about that i'm dyslexic thanks for pointing that out for me.
@@pauljohnson1664 I'm partially sighted, it makes me check everything twice where it matters, you are a POS who wants people be susceptible to your challenges (we all have them), you might have half a chance if you don't support the actions of the arrogant then whine when called out on it. You give people with disabilities a bad name.
@@stuarttrewern Wow you all sound like rational reasonable people. this is not beginning to look like a dystopian nightmare. What was the name of the man they all shout at in George Orwell 1984.
Absolutely spot on! It isn't a laughing matter, it's a disgrace, but I still had to laugh.
“4x4 Cuntmobile” 😂😂😂😂
djphilmanns thought I was the only one who heard that
"Like a tortoise's head emerging from a shell suit." I can't see anything else now when I look at him. Lmao
Lmfao
@Allington Marakan in a shell suit though!
So he's the UK's Mitch McConnell? Eww...
Me too! Bloody brilliant!👌😂😂
in tears! so accurate
My area of the country is quite Tory supporting (I'm not, but a lot of my neighbours and community) and everyone I know and spoken to are angry on all sides. This isn't about Brexit or right or left wing, this is basic government dishonesty and wretched behaviour from the Cabinet and Cummings.
I've seen a similar pattern. Although my friend is such a serial Tory boot-licker he's trying to defend the prick, even though his staunch Tory mates are also having a go at Cummings. There's one in every circle, I suppose!
Well put. There are so many people who simply cannot grasp that fact and think it's just another case of "us v's them". I wonder if they had the same attitude with the whole Diane Abbott and the mojito on the bus debacle?
How are you speaking to them? Telephone calls? Zoom meetings?
I hope you're not... meeting... face-to-face.
@@CBfrmcardiff Facebook mainly, but I've had a couple of virtual parties over Discord.
@@bigboredthing You must be a top notch friend, referring to them as a boot-licker.
Watching this during 3rd Lockdown. I'm not even angry anymore, I'm just laughing and shaking my head.
There might be another one soon
This isn't even satire, its spot on. People dying alone, terminally ill people spending their last precious few days locked up at home. People obeying the restrictions have had it all thrown back at them.
@lee wadsworth I don't think he meant people are chosing to die at home. Rather, people are dying in hospitals, and you can't visit those at the moment.
Simon Benson fact👌🏾 it way much worst down here
Yep. We've been ignored. Supermarkets don't prioritise us for delivery.
People miss the point; lockdowns are just a way to enforce social distancing. As long as you keep your 2m distace, you can drive whereever you like, you're not affectign the spread. Ask the Swedes.
The reason it's satire is because reporters don't talk like this, they report unbiased and impartial.
I see why you didn't see it though, remove the swearing and it's just like the bbc. Why many people have a problem with them.
And you'd only think this is normal if your a hysterical numpty just like the mainstream media.
It doesn't actually confuse the issue. Rather it clarifies their attitude towards the hoy-poloy!
"The rules are for you to follow, not us!"
I think you will find it is " hoi polloi". Pleb.
@@EdDueim 🤣🤣🤣
@@EdDueim thanks, I forgot to check the spelling.
Greek here to the rescue: οἱ πολλοί : "the many" pronounced [i poˈli] in Greek not /ˌhɔɪ pɒlɔɪ/ as in English...
@@EdDueim I'd just like to add, as I'm sure you're aware, "hoi" means "the", making the English "the" here superfluous.
Never opened CZcams so fast 😂
I’m right there with you Joe. 😂
You guys must have beaten me by about a femtosecond. 😂
Yep! And it was totally worth it! 😂
What you meant to say is: Never closed PornHub so fast
He's even calmed down a bit. Not a lot. But enough so he won't have a heart attack by 55
Come on kids we are going for a drive.
Brilliant 😂😂
Remember the expenses scandal when MP’s trotted out that what many of them had done was morally reprehensible....but not actually criminal,a lapse of judgement.I seem to remember a few “now is not the time to....” pleas.
It's NEVER the time!
People should dispense with this notion of "the right time" to discuss serious issues. It's simply used to avoid change.
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Chris Kelly ✌️👍🏼✊🏼😂
I am a Conservative and this sums up how I feel about this fairy tale of Cummings.
Conservatism. Shove it up your Arris.
Are you still a Conservative, or were you a Conservative?
I can respect that. I would suggest writing to your MP if they're a Conservative too. They don't care about people like me: a Labour Party member who's never, ever going to forgive them for Brexit, austerity, or the handling of this crisis. But they do fear the ire of their fellow Tories, and even hinting to them that you might vote another way (or spoil your ballot or whatever) is more impactful than anything I can say.
@Peter Andrijeczko I have to approve this mild mannered jab .
@Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd What is all this drivel about Little Englanders, I live in Sweden.
"Patronising bastards" - in the style of DCI Gene Hunt. Love it!
I was literally on a back-to-back bingewatch of Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes when I read your comment! 😂❤️😂❤️
Me too! Not #metoo
@@ADSuri same, finished it yesterday, considering ashes to ashes, never actually watched that but had reached Life on mars
@@phughes281091 Honestly, dude, give it a chance. For a spin-off series, it was miles better than I expected and it expanded on the fantasy and lore of the Life on Mars universe in a beautiful way.
"Come on kids, we're going for a drive!" - genius.
"This guy was so concerned for his kid's welfare, he locked it in a car for four hours with a Covid-19 sufferer." And did he then deliver the possibly infected and contagious kid into the arms of the kid's aged grandparents? Just wondering.
Ok Karen
@@yozul1 This is looney. And his assertion that he did not have any other option for childcare if he himself got sick... Doesn't this man have any friends in London? And he thought that with his wife sick and himself in danger of getting sick, it was a good idea to have all three of them hunker down together in rural Durham? No thoughts of the possibility that in doing so, he was putting his child was in danger of catching Covid-19 from his parents? And this guy is running your country?!? Hm-m-m. Here in the USA, we always assume that the Brits are smarter than we are, that their leaders are smarter. (I guess it's all relative. You don't have Trump.)
@@zeitgeist5134 Nice of you to think so but its just, same same but different.
Chicken pox
Has everyone here gone looney? Given the government guidelines under exceptional circumstances are to use your own judgement, which he did. Given he suspected he and his wife were going to be incapacitated when Corona got them, travelling to somewhere where you and the children could be taken care of seems perfectly reasonable. The guy didn't even put stress on government system such as the NHS or child care, nor did he pay for private care either. What even is the problem with driving that far? Best thing about a car is you're automatically social distancing people outside the car, and let's be fair, the children are gonna get sick anyway, but at least like this, they can be looked after. The way everyone is going on about it you would have thought he went and personally coughed on every single person he passed on the way there. This is all just stupid, irrational hatred. How about you all call out the reporters dogpiling him outside his house in such a densely packed crowd they were blocking his way. That's far more irresponsible, one of them could've infected every single one of them, spreading it to more people on the way back to their studios, especially since a good portion of them likely don't drive, being clueless that, yes, cars can get more than 500 miles to the tank.
I wholly support him refusing to be shamed, travelling from the bubble of his home, to the bubble of his parents estate, via the bubble of a car to make sure his children were taken care of sounds wholly reasonable and responsible. Rubbing shoulders with people from other households to harass him outside his home with loudspeakers, on the other hand, does not.
Boris, in the briefing: “We’ve got a question now from a member of the public, it’s a question from Jonathan”, and this video should just play.
tdurbo Heaven forbid theBBC provide balance. This would offset the bias of their resident Conservative spokesperson Laura Kuenssberg!
@@bencropper6805 have you been sniffing glue? Or your own farts?
@@iggypopshot I'm guessing Mr Cropper is a Guardian reader.
@@bencropper6805
This is the level of delusion that we are up against !
Ben Cropper
They have all taken the Queens shilling!
Pie is my British spirit animal.
@seosaphjarvinen I think you're reading into it a little too much....
@@Ashton-san
I'm not convinced he knows how to read.
Aaron Ashton just as the late great Bill Hicks is my American sprit animal. Such a great chap
seosaphjarvinen Why can’t a comedian be spiritual? Comedy is a great healing...thingy majig. Comedians are practically shaman, they lift your spirit. Unless your a sad sack of spuds. Lighten up man or woman or non binary thingy.
U are the chosen one
Because an apology nowadays is like committing suicide. Ask the Labour MP who broke the rules to see her boyfriend.
I'm not a religious person, but the very few "good Christians" I know have taught me that in an ideal world an apology would be met with stern forgiveness instead of a torch-bearing angry mob. It's one of the few aspects of human behavior that Christianity genuinely improves.
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100% . If this meant to be satire you've failed. The best and most accurate analysis of this clusterf*** from any commentator or journalist.
It really really is. It says everything I have been saying, but so much better. It is absolutely bang on.
He has been for four- five years.
Sadly satire has become reality!
Well of course this isn't satire, it's political commentary. It's not meant to be satire. What would he be satirising with these bits?
why couldnt his brother in law look after the child? he lives in London. Why drive 260 miles. We are mugs, rules and laws are clearly just for the poor and the powerless. Its the arrogance and entitlement that gets me; Just admit you made a mistake for gods sake
You are a mug that's self evident but you are having a melt down at someone going on a fucking drive
Did *you* go "on a fucking drive" when the law clearly stated that you must not? Yes, Devrim?
He probably did a quick calculation and knew there would be more profit, if his parents snuffed it from cv19.
@@whysogrim697 that's after he went on TV many times ,telling people not to do what he did. You gobshite.
They'll never admit their mistakes, whole lot of them have narcissistic personality disorders.
How can a mere Prime Minister sack the person who is actually running the country?
I do nit read the media. But Cummings set the rules therefore he should abide by them. Not flaunt them to the public. Then not apologize. Sack him.Do as I say not as I do!
This no longer seems like satire. The media have really dropped a bollock during this crisis.
A parody of a parody
They dropped no bollocks.
If they had they'd have been immediately sacked by the owners to whose tune they dance.
Believing the media should be honest is naive and unrealistic, I'm afraid.
Billy Andrew - it is possible to have a news broadcaster that isn’t completely agenda driven.
"Tortoise's head emerging from a shell suit.." brilliant lol
Turtle showing its head more like
Oh. shit! Mitch McConnell has a doppelganger!
"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." You look at the pig and at the man, then back at the pig, then back at the man ... the two had become indistinguishable from each other.
Sir, you insult the pig.
pigs are fucking lovely, given the chance of a happy life.
"The horrible thing about the Two Minutes Hate was not that one was obliged to act a part, but, on the contrary, that it was impossible to avoid joining in. Within thirty seconds any pretense was always unnecessary"
Joe Baron fact 👌🏾
www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1287249/keir-starmer-dominic-Cummings-latest-Labour-MPs-news-coronavirus
Hearing you speak is like letting off a fart that I'd been holding in since February.
😂😂😂This comment made me laugh so hard that I'm in pain 🤣🤣🤣😅
tamoxigirl78 🙀🙀🙀🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Does it smell different?
This might be the most genuinely angry I've ever seen him
you need to see the one when Trump got elected - best one he's done!
@@TheJerkomaniac the one when he stands in the rain and Tim tells him : why for once don't you do the fking news. Lol.
@@TheJerkomaniac: I came here to say the exact same thing. The one when Trump got elected still gives me chills.
“Come on kids, let’s go for a drive.... its your mums birthday, let’s do something nice”
Is that what Stephen kinnock said it’s about time we started holding them all to account not just the one who is a twat because we only give them more power
Gareth Matthews-jones Stephen Kinnock is a twat also
If a politician apologises they’re finished, you know this.
It's extremely sad that this is true.
It's usually the fuck up proceeding the apology that does it. Well atleast it used to. These days they're above law and all.
@@clarkmerchant2 These days?
Kennedy did apparently for the bay of pigs in 1961. Remind me what happened next?
@@ed1726 fair point. They've always been.
Welcome back! We have missed you - all suited and booted, ready to take on the morons in Parliament with your sharp tongue, and your even sharper observations. Thank you for saying what so many of us are thinking. Xx
@seosaphjarvinen I certainly do, as do a lot of other people. Xx
Fund the NHS. Our doctors are leaving and potential future doctors don't want to apply to medicine because they know it's not worth it
or the go to bupa or private
Yeah I suppose 3 days for 80,000 a year then 2 days for another 50,000 is just terrible pay lol
@@Family2011.
What planet are you on, Deano?
What trainee doctor gets that sort of money?
Ffs, at least you gave me a good laugh.
😜😂😂😂
Billy Andrew
I wasn’t talking about future doctors. I was talking about doctors working part time nhs and part time private. Look up for yourself on what a locum doctor earns. It’s staggering and then they can also get really good money in the private sector. Most wise hardworking doctors will do this as the money is so good.
And junior doctors have no experience and are still paid really well. It’s only that one third of their wages are eligible for 40% tax that they end up mediocre.
That was profoundly moving. Funny as ever; brilliant, cutting and very, very moving. Thank you x
An apology means you regret what you did and that you made a mistake. He doesn't feel that he did either!
He's incapable of regret, remorse or most feelings other than total contempt for others!
Blame the msm who are out for blood
Go back through three years of mainstream media cancel culture and point out where apologizing in good faith ever satisfied those making the complaints.
@The Warden that must be why Matt Hancock has just said the UK may review fines given to families who breached lockdown to get childcare...they are even changing the rules so sCummings is let off the hook! You really can't write this stuff 😂
This one is award winning and done so soon after the events. Congrats.
There will be a Jonathan Pie US once they realise (if its not already in hand). Every country needs one.
Jimmy Dore- You Tube.
✌️👍🏼✊🏼😂
'Ever get the feeling you've been cheated'? John Lydon
My God I've missed my slice of Pie
I wonder when the 14,000+ people who received fines will be getting a refund. Since they were 'exercising their discretion' too.
No of course not, that would be fair.
I was under the impression these things were getting thrown out by the courts
No they shouldn't, they where caught breeching rules, Cummings didnt
@@123benley exactly the point they were caught in the act not afterwards
@@123benley l will try and keep this respectful but advise that this will be a bit longer than a 3 word slogan, so here goes:
Just because he and his blind supporters keep repeating that he didn't break the law does not make him innocent. A declaration of innocence is usually associated with a judicial or quasi judicial process where arguments are made and evidence is given by both parties (not political parties) As yet, nothing like this has taken place and we have only heard the the PM's bumblingly obscure responses and assurances and some sort of advice from the Attorney General, who is naturally a politician, (just like Dominic Grieve, you may remember him) A bit of healthy scepticism would not therefore be amiss on both sides and the matter could easily, and hopefully, quickly have been resolved by an open, public inquiry. Cumming's cronies absurd responses and his apologists' bleatings having done little to restore public confidence in the government's handling of this virus (we are competing with the USA in terms of incompetence), it would therefore seem appropriate to regain some confidence by demonstrating openness and fairness as to expect us to adhere to government guidelines from hereon is naive and dangerous. But the PM decided against this option, can you see why? Ah yes, that would have given us openness an fairness and also, possibly, Cummings resignation as he is "an honourable man".
The second option would have been for Cummings to have been charged and pay the fine like those who were caught doing what he did. His luck was that he was not caught and when the indiscretion came to light it appears that the Durham Police remain consistent with their policy for dealing with the guidelines. Lucky Cummings! He wouldn't have had the same treatment in Wales. Of course had he done the same in Wales he could have gone to court to plead his case, or more appropriately pleaded guilty but with mitigating circumstances and Boris AND most of the country may have sympathised with him.
However, you apologists just don't get the following and frankly I cannot understand why:
Whether he broke the law or not will, it seems be a matter of opinion, thanks to a loophole and the PM's reluctance to seek the truth, however, one question we should all be asking is: should Cummings have potentially put other people at risk in order to protect his own son when he had the means and ability to avoid the former and achieve the latter? This, by his own account, he patently failed to do.
The final question: Given Cummings' role in government, should anyone trust a person who puts other people's life at risk in order to (poorly) protect a member of his family?
Such selfish, reckless and antisocial characteristics should lend itself to other activities than government.
If humans roll over on this one, I'm changing species
what are your options!?
@@helenswan705
You could be a human, or you could be a Twitch moderator.
and they will
Exactly, everybody should be taking China to task for the total fuckup that they caused the world.
@Miss Information It literally came from China and they we're acting like it was a big nothing burger right before they had their largest migratory holiday of the year.
None of my information came from "the press" but rather from first hand videos along with a healthy dose of the news group China Uncensored.
Now I would ask you to not be a presumptive asshole since I'm not even in the UK/ US let alone in an English speaking part of the world. Your press and my press are two entirely different beasts, stop acting like they are the same thing.
Cummings has something on / over Boris. As my old gran used to say "you mark my word!" 😊👍
It's a man to man love thing between Cummings and Johnsonovich. You'd just not understand.
Ahh normal service resumes , a turtle emerging from a shell suit . I’m in pain 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😜😜😂😂😂😂😂
That was funny 😂
Against a backdrop of partially covered scaffolding...metaphors are Go!
But is the building going up or coming down?
Or a building trying to hide in shame?
The instructions were to cover it but not cover it unless they could but shouldn’t.
"4 x 4 C*ntmobile".
I'm stealing that.
Jonathan Pie, We rarely see someone openly speaking out against the government in this country, where once it was so rife! Thank you SIR!!!!
Have u recently woken from a coma?
suggest you watch Have I got news for you, they constantly tare into the government. Ian hislop has been sued many times but often wins, read Private eye.
@@olavsantiago wouldn't compare Jonathan Pie with Ian Hislop - like Stalin and Churchill for their hate of Hitler
This was the take on the whole debacle that I was waiting for.
As 'entertainment' has evolved and everyone who can afford a camera has the ability to become 'someone' on CZcams, only a very few really stand out. Your 'character' has developed so brilliantly and you get your always well thought out message across with arguments that are hard or impossible to refute, at least not without deflection or distraction. Your passion, your lack of edits, you have no need for a graphics team, and you get it all in before Tim calls you back on air almost evsry tine!!
I loved your lockdown series as well. It left me wondering where 'reporter you' and 'actual you' began and ended. Brilliantly crafted work and excellently executed. Keep it up and you will be filling concert halls once again in the near future, which is a relative term these days, but you know what I mean.
Tom Walker is a brilliant actor without a job who created this amazingly bright and articulate character. He deserves a permanent venue. What is wrong with you BBC and IFC?
Chicken?
"gave Dominic Cummings the moral high ground" ah, I see they did not watch the prequels then
I think they underestimated his power.
They shouldn’t try it
He was their brother, they loved him
"You were supposed to restore balance to the country, not destroy it".
Hang on the first bit doesn't quite work there 🤔
I hate Cummings
“He’s a human being, presumably “ 😂😂
Funniest part 😂 Or the only fun part. The rest wast the sad truth 😞
Even massive psychopaths are human beings. He adds value. But only if you are a Tory
"He's a Human being. . .presumably"
. . .Stunning.
These lizards back at it again.
It's not stunning, it's cheap.
I'm with PIE on economic issues. But when he strays into snowflake territory, I'm like.. meh.
Well, he holds the office of Chief Psychopath. I think you have to be at least partially human for that.
You're a good Lad, Tom. Extremely Well said. Thank you & all the very best to you :)
Sometimes you can see the script, sometimes I think he just clicks record and it's a 1 take masterclass of brilliance. I've missed this.
He looks like a reporter so expected something different. I really felt his rant.
I always look for the one word to learn from in every Jonathan Pie video. I learned today that fourbyfourcuntmobile is a word. 😁👍
I'm not a native English speaker, and in my language you would concatenate words like that. But it's my understanding that in English this would be: four-by-four cunt mobile.
Henri Zwols you are correct Sir!
In the US we spell it ford, but the pronunciation is the same.
@@dennismitchell5276 Correction, shitbox is spelled Ford, and that's not a US thing, that's a global thing. 😁👍
@@HenriZwols I'd bet five bucks on you being a German. Not only because of the concatenation, but also because you use words like "concatenate". 😁
The voice in my head is on youtube again....
Zero Ninety honestly
Saying sorry= admitting liability
You gotta love the sarcastic "Well it's nice to be outdoors" at the end. Another classic Johnathan Sketch.
The tree in the background has a trunk that looks like it should not be able to carry that load
thats what she said.
Trees carry a far heavier load, namely the fate of most life on earth :3
Kind of symbolic of how we support the rich. I myself have adopted a couple of lavish-living parasitic landlords.
Brilliant!
You've fucking nailed this one.
Legend
Pie back on top form! I love it when he's angry
Yeah, that's a good indication of how myself and those I've spoken to. This undermines the rules and completely devalues the hard decisions a lot of people have been forced to make.
It doesn't undermine the rules. You can leave where you're living if you have a reasonable excuse for doing so.
So frustrating that the governments choice is to 'not' apologise for this intolerant behaviour. Personally I don't think that acting in the heat of the moment was bad but a bad decision being reinforced as the right thing to do by the idiots in Whitehall is beyond belief!
When is the media, especially the Observer and Mirror going to apologise for lying about Cummings? When is the media going to apologise for whipping up so much hate amongst the naive, gullible and easily manipulated that scenes outside his home resemble Orwell’s 2 minutes of hate.
On one hand I think Cummings should apologise. On the other hand the "journalists" over at Sky News, the Guardian and BBC don't deserve the satisfaction of getting an apology out of him. He should just make a video of him alone at a desk and apologise for doing what large swathes of the population have already done.
@@vaylinne6093 sure the media don't deserve the satisfaction - surely this is a laugh since DC spent so much time and effort delaying Brexit, it's obvious he couldn't wait to get to his country house retreat
"You must stay at home!" ~Boris Johnson
@@user-qr2lh7tx9t Ok Boris. Sure.
@@user-qr2lh7tx9t We enjoyed that, thank you. Excellent.
@@user-qr2lh7tx9t Anyone who is using public transport to get to and from work at the moment KNOWS they will not cope when businesses reopen partially in mid June and they have all but given up on enforcing social distancing measures apart from posters up...to ensure that trains would probably have to run at an eight of their capacity
A brilliant man who says it for what it is!
Going to a Castle to test his eye sight...LOL
His wife's father owns a castle.
@@PaulJBurns That's a bit of luck. Iain Duncan Shits wife's father is stinking rich as well. This enabled IDS to claim he could survive on £50 a week whilst living on his wifes fathers estate for free. These Tory wive's fathers have a lot to answer for.
It is reasonable to go sightseeing to check ones eyes, preferably on the wife's birthday. Kill two birds with one stone? This guy took a machinegun to an aviary.
What did he do there to prove his eyesight was ok anyway, fire a fucking trebuchet at it to see if his aim is a bit off?
Going to test his eye 'site'?
No, going to see the 'sight' on his wife's birthday is more like it.......
I completely agree! Not even mad about what he did that much, more pissed off by the response.
He doesn't think he did anything wrong. What do you want him to do, offer a fake apology to the baying media mob? Also let's face it, this isn't about the lockdown. This is an excuse to have a go at Brexitman, who the chattering classes despise.
@@hughjones4049 He could at least try to make himself look regretful
Honestly, going to Durham because of childcare concerns Didnt bother me coz you do what you think it best for your family. Fine. I didn’t care much for it then. When he had the arrogance to say he drove 60 miles to a castle to make sure his eyes were working? wtf? That kind of arrogance is unacceptable. I never actually thought he needed to resign before his comments. If he showed an ounce of humility, it could have gone a long way imo
@@hughjones4049 The victim complex is strong in this one
Every program hit the nail, I wish we have the equivalent of you in my country Venezuela.
Well said.. Wish you had the opportunity to ask him the questions 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I'm a terrible single parent! I've hardly left my house for over 2 months, I stayed at home when I was ill, doing my best to manage while keeping my child safe...or so I THOUGHT! Apparently I could have gone for some lovely drives around the country instead!
My BINS have gone out more than I have this year
"hardly" so.. you have left the house? Whats the problem then..? You're upset that someone else has left the house also, except their reasons might be completely different from yours? Just because you didn't have the same options, doesn't mean that someone who did, did anything wrong.
The guy was allowed to travel for childcare. If he'd gone one mile rather than 200, then you wouldn't even have noticed, and the rules say nothing about the distance involved, only that travel is ok for childcare purposes.
Even if they didn't say that, the reason you stayed indoors when you were sick was to prevent the spread of the virus. Cummings didn't interact with anybody between leaving Downing Street and driving back from Durham more than 2 weeks later (The exception perhaps being the ambulance crew who took his kid to hospital) so he absolutely fulfilled the reason for the rules, which is to stop the spread of the disease.
You might argue that other people aren't travelling long distances - but Cummings did so in order to get close to the people who'd be prepared to provide childcare support, not for a jolly. Cummings didn't go to his uncle's funeral or meet up with his mates.
Cummings did nothing wrong.
Ian Blackford, the SNP MP, yesterday travelled 600 miles from London to his constituency, so if it's travel that's wrong, why hasn't he been sacked? Stephen Kinnock, the Labour MP, went on a 200 mile round trip to visit his parents. The Guardian defended his actions, and Keir Stamer has promoted him.
Yet Dominic Cummings isn't even an MP, and his actions (unlike perhaps those 2 MP's mentioned above) were actually within the rules.
The attacks on Cummings are shameful.
@@CBfrmcardiff
The shame is all on you for defending this tosser. That child never even left their care, even in Durham! Dominic even picked wife and child up from the hospital as he says he couldn't get a Taxi. Just WHERE THE FUCK were these family members they insisted on driving 250 miles to Durham to desperately have? If you had any fucking sense you would see HIS OWN Story has more holes in it than the Titanic? I am LIVID that you pricks are TELLING me I didn't care enough about MY child and didn't have the "sense" to do what the fuck I wanted! Fuck off!
I voted for the Torys and BREXIT but never ever again! I am disgusted! And many Tories think the same!
Again...Fuck off!
@@CBfrmcardiff
I notice how you twisted the other examples you made. Travel is now allowed, and Kinnock took food and stuff to his parents house openly and honestly even tweeted as he did it. Travelling to x care for someone who needs it was okay of you were NOT INFECTED. WHY didn't a relative come to the Cummings to help them with the child?
Also...fuck off
@@biscuitcase83 Right, there are basically 2 allegations thrown at Cummings. 1 - that when infected he left his home. 2 - that he travelled a long distance when everyone else wasn't able to. Agreed?
We've dealt with '1'. He had no contact with anybody. That btw is a reason why it would be better for him rather than someone else to pick up his kid from hospital (why on earth do you resent that?)
As for 2. People are saying "I haven't had the chance to see MY relatives" etc. Yet Cummings didn't travel for pleasure. He had another reason. Besides which other people *have* travelled long distances and were actual elected politicians, from whom higher standards are expected, and they haven't been asked to resign.
I didn't disguise anything about the Kinnock case. He actually wasn't ill and has, if anything, less excuse than Cummings. I don't particularly mind what Kinnock did either (he still social distanced from his parents) but if you're complaining about Cummings travelling and not Kinnock then you're a hypocrite.
You say Cummings' story has holes in it. I say, not really, you just don't believe him. Well, that's fine but we mustn't see people sacked just because you have a guy feeling. You need proof of wrongdoing.
You are telling me that I am telling you that you don't care enough for your child... what is this? I'm not getting you any such thing. I just know that my own brothers family had needed a lot of support in the past (not thank God because of illness) and that as a result he, the kids, myself and various family members would travel quite a lot to make sure everything was fine. In principle we'd do the same now (we don't have to, but we would). I recognise the Cummings family situation (though without the farm and the 4x4).
You have said that I'm telling you that all this time you could have done "what the fuck I wanted". No, I'm not saying that. When ill, isolate (Cummings did this). When not ill, still don't interact outside your household (DC did that too). As for the travel - not to be done for fun, but exceptions apply.
For instance, if you were divorced and you shared responsibility for the kid, it would be alright to move the kid between households. Those are the rules, btw.
It wasn't for eyesight - it was his wife's birthday!
you saying Dominic told a fib?
That was my first thought after Wikipedia-ing her. They went to see the battlements as her treat...
@@benwilson6145 oh no.. no! 😁
Tremendously good Jonathan. Thank you. One of your best I think.
When satire is the real news.
Answer: When there is a Conservative government in second or third term.
This government is the best sitcom in years, and they're writing the script themselves. All Tom has to do is review each episode. 😁
Never a truer word said. JP really does need his 15 seconds to grill the PM. It is what we all deserve...
Ridley
Cummings doesn’t believe his own advice, I wonder why that would be?
Does he know something we don’t?
Because you never apologize to the Twitter and media mob
Hear hear!
An apology = an inch, give an inch and they take a mile
260 of 'em.
Who is the 'they' you are refering to in this instance? The press or the people? Or are you refering to mr cummings being given an inch and taking a mile? please clarify
"we're sorry you feel this way"
Painful, because it is absolutely true. Thank you Jonathan.
To be fair he apologised for being ½ an hour late. That was probably he kept bumping into the door frame, what with his dodgey eyesight.
Half an hour late because he was writing his statement.
2:30 - 3:00 summed up EXACTLY how I feel as a parent. Thank you 🙏
"looks like a tortoise's head is emerging from a shell suit"--are you sure you aren't confusing him with Mitch McConnell?!!
"We make the rules for others, but we do what we want." JELLO BIAFRA.
@@TPQ1980
Are you aiming that at me?
Do you know who Jello Biafra is?
Bedtime for Democracy is sadly still relevant more than ever today, what the eff did we learn in the last 30 years, apparently not a dam thing.
@@AReallyLongAndUnremakableUser Doesn't even have a proper name or too gutless to reveal. Why do you even give them any benefit of the doubt.
Biafra is still a legend, never afraid to speak up, unlike too many now....