Random War Thunder Antics part: 13
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At least the biker dad at the end took pity for his wound 😂
Man could tell when a fellow man needed help bad
he was only going to get punched alittle bit
🤣
Punched a little
Or
Dick and balls barb wire shishkabab
i would take a beating over a circumcision anytime
"I was going to punch out a few teeth out of ya, but you know, that is worse, come on let's go to the hospital, you pay the bills"
Oh my lord he actually made the top 1% biker felt sorry NOT punching him
I mean would u punch a guy in that condition?! I wouldn't! I'd think he suffered enough!
@@omnisans1649 and he’s definitely not gonna be doing anything to his daughter for the foreseeable future, so he’s already got what he wanted
He almost ripped his dick off. You wouldn't feel sorry for a poor lad?
@@hoopchristine5202 def-qon-1
Well, all the anger of today has just sublimated into pure NOOOOOOOooooooooo for that poor mans penis.
No matter how much of a troll she is, you cannot hate Frankka
I should not be trusted with Frankka as I'd coordinate with her.
In all honesty tho where is monster
Oh God don't put her in the same room as Cyanide, it'll be chaos
@@ArcturusOTE I would love to see that
Fucking hate frankka
I cant believe gaijin chose the guy with a duck fursona as a mod
I call fowl as well
100% professionalism
We're also talking about a company that can't balance a fucking thing for one tech tree in their game
I also have a ban button. Waddle carefully mister
I somehow read this as "dick fursona" was really fucking confused.
That story at the end... Holy shit I wish the Das had video security set up in that house. I mean, I feel sorry for the 62 stitches, but... It is a hilarious story. Also, did that relationship last long after that or was it a one time thing?
The way it's delivered definitely makes it better.
I'm dying from laughing at the story
It doesn't Sound like that's a thing where you go back after
i just want to see the dad's face when he started doing action movie shizz
With a dad like that who needs enemies, hope she got out of that house
Dude... that last story... My junk actually recoiled into itself after listening to it
Gave me shrinkage.
As a fellow man, I felt immense pain when I heard that
I made a sound not meant to come from a human when I heard that bit, I swear my demons even winced at that one
Ditto. Just ditto.
I was holding my balls from the moment he mentioned a barbed wire fence.
9:41 I love 2 things in this
1. How they all have their barrels pointed upwards
2. How Norden takes 2 seconds to process the hell he sees before him
in honor of fallen comrades
As a Brit that "propaganda" joke at the start caused me physical pain. Also Happy Birthday Nordern
This was entirely my intention in telling the joke.
@@addieatrophy378 Well mission successful.
Can you explain it? My Friend and i doesn't understand anything of it.
@@KoenigstigerS you need to take a proper gander at it, mate =P
@@KoenigstigerS In parts of Britain a common slang term for "have a look at something." is "Have a gander" and by extension "Have a really good look" is "Have a proper gander" put those together and alter it slighter and you get propaganda which is a word for misleading or false political media.
Happy Belated Birthday, Nordern. I would've gotten you a wig, but that would've given you false confidence.
Sidenote, now my junk hurts from that last story... auurgh...
as a man, that story could not have hurt more, even through just the story.
Yeah I immediately put my hands there to protect myself... Aaaah the pain of being a man, as soon as something like this is mentioned we all suffer
I literally ran to the toilet thinking I was going to throw up from that story
Thats the second story I've heard about a guy injuring himself after jumping out a second story window to escape a mad biker dad. Interestingly enough, both times it involved Bandidos.
Same daughter perhaps?
@@mustafaabdelwahab1478 That would be... really hilarious and ironic as well.
Doubt it was the same dad, guy i talked to never mentioned a barb wire fence or forested area behind the house. He did cut his leg open from almost heel to back of knee, about 2cm wide at the widest point, even had a pic of it post surgery and showed off the scar. He said he wasnt sure if he got the cut when he smashed through a window or if one of the bikies hit him with an axe or machete. Was the story true or not? No clue, the cut was legit, but considering immediately after he told me the story he went into the bus's toilet and had the alarm go off on him cuz he lit up some weed, he couldve hallucinated the while thing tbh.
@@CobaltAU The way the weed changes everything once again
Look how all comments here have the ammount of likes multiplication of 5
Once again I nearly had an asthma attack from laughing, bravo!
P.S That Snazzy Duck skin is remarkably on brand
Hey Rex I’m a subscriber love your channel and content
At least the dad is nice enough to take him to the hospital
“I drive fast cars so the sad feels don’t catch me.” Best quote ever
4:20 the face on that MAUS is perfect for that situation
We need more Addie in this series.
To my knowledge, she's only just started participating in these streams. We should be seeing more of her in the future.
is that the loud american girl with the flithy sense of humor? haha yes moar.
More Addie and more Goob, man has amazing comedic timing.
@@oldfrend I believe you're thinking of Franka, who is Dutch.
5:28
*NERVOUS SWEATING INTENSIFIES*
"If I don't move they wont shoot me....."
Honestly, that starting joke was actually quite witty, fair play
I didn't get it to be fair
Sorry I get it now
1:06 No way, he recreated a tank firing perfectly!
Doesn't that mean Moti is the densest vampire in the world? Also, Happy birthday Nordern.
What specifically? I didnt pay enough attention.
What, when he turns into mist does he become sulfur hexafluoride? (EDIT: a very dense gas)
so dense he can actually see his reflection (vampires dont show up in mirrors)
@@luka_unleashed307 Silver mirrors
10:00 i remember this hide and seek...i was the guy in the ASU that i think josh kept listening too and i was like the 3rd person left, then damn moti drove by and found me. i knew something from that hide and seek was gonna be in this video, it was a gem
13:58 when you don’t roll high enough on the dex save
9:42, that moment when the realisation hit lol
They were playing a hide and seek game mode, so the co-ordination was even more spectacular.
As always laughed my insides out!
I know I'm not the only one hurt from the last story but damn I'm like literally crying and can't recover from the pain that story caused :D
dont you mean, happy escape day?
12:34 as a guy all I could do was just listen and go “ohhh” like I’ve felt the pain just then. I feel like it’s in men that whenever our brethren gets hit in the balls all we can do is just cringe. It might just be me though.
Cringe is an understatement here.
wincing hard, is probably the better term here.
It's not just you man
7:16 what he edited out is that moti did the same to him XD
4:40 "that was expensive" he says while in a BMP-1
I’ve got a good story, from WW1 about a British fighter pilot called Ferdinand West (I think)
During one mission he and his small group encountered 7 German fighters, and in the first wave of attack he had his leg shot off, as in blown completely off!
It was jamming the controls of his plane so, and this is the unbelievable part: he opened his window, picked up the leg and threw it out of the plane, manoeuvred himself to get some good shots off at the Germans, sent them packing, carried on to his objective and dropped his bombs, flew back to England, landed back at base, apologised for the poor quality of his landing, and _then_ sought medical attention.
Imagine being like "Sorry for the bad landing my leg got shot of. Now if you would kind gentleman excuse me I got to go to medic."
There was another guy that actually fought in the Battle of Britain without legs, albeit he did have prosthetics.
@@sonofjack6286 Sir Douglas Bader, a legend in every sense of the term.
3:59 I'm returning to this game
Gotta love the funny moments of nordern & friends
happy birthday mate
Nordern and friends and Moti, you mean lol.
Becasue Moti is Moti.
@@RobinHoodies0 yeah I should of added that In. you's sounds better than mine,
5:58 Might be the funniest thing I've ever heard
Just found your channel and this is the first video I’ve seen from you, 2 minutes in and I’m already dying laughing damn you guys are funny
We have a jolly good time here. It's all to hide the pain of existence.
No matter the circumstances, Franka is still a boss
7:41 *BLIYAHUU*
God that story at end.......once he mention the wire fence...The BARBED WIRE fence I was squirming in my chair cupping myself.
5:36 Where can I get my own?
2:17 "Its greater than the great depression itself" or "Hah! My depression is greater *continues to have a mental breakdwon* " couldve been funnier
6:03. GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTT DDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN.
I just lost all my brain cells holy shit
You're welcome (:
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Nordorn: you calling me fat?
All his friends: *unamously votes yes*
Happy birthday Norden, and the last story is so painful for me and probably some other people
Promise me one thing, daddy Nordern: *never* change! I'm at the library, and I'm laughing my ass off at this.
Gajin definitely has that one guy locked up in a cellar
“If I shoot the rockets, does it explode?” -every gamer ever
1:12 happy bald day nordern 😂
Whoever exploded at the realization of "Chai-Latte", thank you for making me laugh today.
That was Moti, the Bulgarian vampire.
8:45
Even the biker dad at the end just went like “I was gona hurt ya but what just happened to you not even I want my worst enemies to experience”
5:36.
The moment of pure chaos emerges.
7:02 they are making more tanks
3:49 what the actual f***.....
The perfect comeback to that joke at 1:56 is "That's fine. I'm totally safe from STDs."
9:47 "Lacrimosa start playing"
8:11 was unexpected and very funny
Bro.. The last story made me feel the pain even though I haven't experienced smth like that myself..
Biker: i was only going to punch you a little bit
Him after giving himself barbwire cbt: 😭😭😭😭😭
2:50 yeah but The gas price will catch you
“Happy bald day” is now my new favorite Nordern clip
That was the best video ending ever. "I was only gonna punch you a little bit!"
4:32 UAUAGH HEE HEE HEE HAW
“The only world record you’ll set is the amount of chromosomes in your body”
That’s some next level roast.
First off happy birthday Nordern
and second I first read the thumbnail as “enough to HANG one princess” I literally just woke up 10 minutes ago
12:29
the missed was hilarious
0:54 got me dying on the floor🤣 5:58 the judge be like: What the Twat is this person?
That’s great Moti is allergic to garlic, sleeps during the day and is from the same area that Dracula is from. That screams vampire
Every time I see a War thunder ad, I'm reminded I haven't played War Thunder in close to a year because it was on a school laptop, and it makes me sad.
SADWAZZ will return someday
12:15 I'm convinced.
10:22 next twitch perfect timing comp?
"What ever that was, that was expensive"
Brother, you are driving a BMP, nothing is expensive about it.
That was me doing the playing Fail
1:19 because I know no armor might not withstand that
But you got lucky
Never heard Nordern so Sassy before! 10:55
I love the dads answer in the end ! Rip balls tho
Happy baldated birthday, Nordern. Can’t get enough of your WT videos, so I sincerely appreciate it when you upload them. Best
I love the fact that I watched a good chunk of this through the live streams and god I was almost pissing myself laughing most of the time
11:57 That laugh is glorious
Belated happy birthday, Nordern, you completely crazy yet totally awesome person.
this single-handedly might get me back into war thunder.
“I was only gonna punch you a little bit… fine I’ll take you to the hospital” 😂😂😂😂
6:44 That's a Valentine I, NOT a Matilda III. Much slimmer, smaller engine, 2 man turret with no cupola, and exposed tracks. Not to mention the back is all sloped.
Source: Those tanks are my favourite vehicle at their BR. I love watching morons struggle to kill my slab of armour as I use my 2-pounder hole puncher to flex and beat them over the head. If MY gun as stock cant pen me from the front point blank (72mm pen with stock shell vs the 75mm front armour of Matilda III), what makes you think YOUR little rinky-dink German gun is gonna do any better?
These things are so beefy, in a ground arcade match where I helped single-handedly pull things back from the brink (I do that more often than I honestly could expect with these things, I like to be the punching bag enemies focus on while my teammates kill them) I was in the Val I and hopped in an air battle event in front of a Stuart. I was still alive by the time I came back from it, after blowing up an M10.
You want a power move? do stuff like that. Be that slab of Yorkshire teabag-infused steel that will not die, and kills half the enemy team before going in an air battle in ground arcade just to flex on them.
RED WHITE AND BLUE AT 6:21
Are you feared of french?
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Americans…
These vids are the absolute best for a study break, hell even for a break break this passes.
What the hell is that one tank?(0:33)
It looks like they exploded a cardboard box (put a gun on it),mounted it on a chassis and called it a day
At 7:07 in the video where the tanks have bin combined aren't they technically mating
The official WT channel is now shitpost dispenser and I love it
"I was only gonna punch you a little bit" sounds like a fun time :D
"I drive fast cars so the sad feels don't catch me" had me ROLLING 🤣
2:44
Must be from the government
At 0:11 it had me falling out of my chair laughing
12:35 this story literally had me in tears laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Addie is such a good addition to the crew.
2:55 he’s a car starting
I just discovered you guys literally 20 minutes ago and I gotta say I wan't to see a collab of you guys, The WPE crew and SovietWomble and friends
Rewatching this after once documents were leaked for this game once again😂
that moment that you saw all those tanks its like "when ur family comes to see you"
Franka just seems like a gem to hang out with!
3:40 yeah the stinger aa missiles from the ozelot and the type 93 aa car suck really much and can't hit stuff most time
We need to survive... immediately falls off the edge
If you made a biker dude actually care about you when you got injured, that's when you know you are in a lot of pain.
just so you know nordern
if you see a tank,truck or cavalry vehicle that has the sticker
"DID YOU ANGLE" with a maus then you already know betty has come to meme you
Oh my god, I had sympathy pain at the end
Just thinking about it hurts for some reason
That story at the end hurt in ways that cannot be described
The most perfect end of video cutoff in CZcams history