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  • čas přidán 13. 05. 2006
  • The Armando Iannucci Shows
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Komentáře • 248

  • @ronvlaarsvar6867
    @ronvlaarsvar6867 Před rokem +86

    Like how he confirms which kettle. A man of honour and doesn't want to have a go at an innocent kettle

    • @happypapi1903
      @happypapi1903 Před 4 měsíci

      You take sugar, Bricktop?
      No thank you, Turkish... I'm sweet enough.

  • @hbk441
    @hbk441 Před 8 měsíci +30

    The punchline is even funnier because hes warmed up. He is polite to the washing machine with the first sentence, but the kettle gets it both barrels from the off. "Listen you Fu--"

    • @popeyboy5108
      @popeyboy5108 Před 3 měsíci +4

      The sketch cuts off before boiling point

  • @SupremeDalek1000
    @SupremeDalek1000 Před 13 lety +146

    "I don't care what it says on the label. You're a washing machine, now fucking wash. I will not tell you again!" Alan Ford is fucking legend xD

  • @JDodgers
    @JDodgers Před 16 lety +152

    "There's a gentleman here, who's paid a lot of money for you, and he's not happy". Brilliant. My fave sketch from this series.

    • @JDodgers
      @JDodgers Před 2 lety +2

      @CC I hope so! More research may be needed.

    • @akunformalitas
      @akunformalitas Před 2 lety

      @@JDodgers Boy are you real!

    • @StorytellerDan
      @StorytellerDan Před 2 lety

      A "series?" - More Alan Ford? Yes please.

  • @TheIkaraCult
    @TheIkaraCult Před 13 lety +65

    i love the way it cuts out as soon as he goes "listen you fa.."

  • @adrianrobertson
    @adrianrobertson Před rokem +9

    You take sugar? "No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough."

  • @TheIkaraCult
    @TheIkaraCult Před 3 lety +50

    How anyone kept a straight face filming this I will never know. One of the best sketches ever

  • @chardz2007
    @chardz2007 Před 4 lety +46

    Alan can you have a word with CZcams it’s riddled with ads

  • @Isleofskye
    @Isleofskye Před 17 lety +54

    I love the way when he thanks him that the "thug" smiles graciously and becomes very humble!...then he starts on the kettle! Class!

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye Před 3 lety +16

      2007 WELL SAID, ME !!!!!! 13 years ago when I was just 53 ! Now I'm 66...
      See you in another 13 years when I am 79....

  • @StorytellerDan
    @StorytellerDan Před 2 lety +18

    I've watched this so many times & it still kills me!

  • @24th1879
    @24th1879 Před 2 lety +12

    I don't care what they say on the label... Alan Ford is an absolute national treasure.. if you need an East End villain.. Alan Fords your man and the legend..

  • @beardtrick
    @beardtrick Před 8 lety +47

    I'm gonna Stanley your belt haha

  • @licensedtoburn
    @licensedtoburn Před 10 lety +36

    Can he have a word with my Renault Grand Espace...

  • @lustreboy
    @lustreboy Před 14 lety +12

    ah that is so good!!!
    theres so many bits that are genius!!
    I love the lok on Armando's face at the end when he says "yes please" like he's a kid at school who's been bullid for years, then gets a big strong mate who stand sup for him,
    "you want me to bash this prick for you? "
    "yes please"
    brilliant!!!!! the guys a genius

    • @Junglesmells
      @Junglesmells Před 6 měsíci

      watched this dozens of times and never noticed that detail. Amazing

  • @mikechandleruk2
    @mikechandleruk2 Před 10 lety +46

    He should have a word with you just for buying a fkin Renault espace!!

  • @misterprecocious2491
    @misterprecocious2491 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "If you don't start working your gunna end up on a pikey camp sight"

  • @leroylang2453
    @leroylang2453 Před 9 lety +22

    What this kettle? Do you want me to have a word? Listen you fu...

  • @xXJimmyChaosXx
    @xXJimmyChaosXx Před 14 lety +9

    the venom that he puts in the word 'wash' is absolutely brilliant

  • @ChowYunChubby
    @ChowYunChubby Před 5 lety +34

    For anyone who hasnt seen it, watch snatch wars. All darth vader quotes are replaced with brick top quotes instead. One of my all time favourite things on you tube.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic Před 5 lety +5

      I thought nothing could be better than that, but the video of Alan himself saying how great he thought it was and then saying "now fuck off" was, indeed, better than that.

    • @bobhead7730
      @bobhead7730 Před 5 lety +2

      ChowYunChubby , snatch wars is hilarious 😂

  • @CharlieKnobcheese
    @CharlieKnobcheese Před 6 lety +25

    Feed im to the pigs Errol

  • @mattstone12
    @mattstone12 Před 8 lety +14

    Should have made more of these, but they were well ahead of their time.

  • @alexkeeton4374
    @alexkeeton4374 Před 8 lety +133

    do you know what Nemesis means?

    • @MrnintendoSEGAfan1
      @MrnintendoSEGAfan1 Před 4 lety +5

      Alex Keeton A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent

    • @chrismac2234
      @chrismac2234 Před 3 lety

      Personified in this case by an orible c'nt.....me

    • @FreeAssange_
      @FreeAssange_ Před 3 lety

      "A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... Me! "

    • @FreeAssange_
      @FreeAssange_ Před 3 lety +1

      @Ian Figueroa Punish him for me Errol

    • @FreeAssange_
      @FreeAssange_ Před 3 lety +1

      @Ian Figueroa it can get you in a lot of trouble thinking Errol, I shouldn't do so much of it

  • @fitzviddy
    @fitzviddy Před 16 lety +7

    "I'm gunna bring round a pair of trousers that says dry clean only and your gunna wash em" lol

  • @Isleofskye
    @Isleofskye Před 17 lety +7

    Love the punchline regarding the kettle!..I know whats coming but it makes me laugh every time!

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye Před 2 lety +1

      STILL love it 14 years later.
      See you all again in 2035..

  • @skelbagz
    @skelbagz Před 17 lety +1

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @barnyWRX
    @barnyWRX Před 4 dny

    The '...like bits of old banana.' line gets me every time. I've no idea why I find it so funny but it tickles me.

  • @SarkDouls
    @SarkDouls Před rokem +3

    My fridge was making a squealing sound and i told it to shut up and it stopped. Reminded me of this video lmao.

    • @harribo2005x
      @harribo2005x Před rokem

      Did you call round the East End Thug to fix it?

  • @nick0394
    @nick0394 Před 5 lety +10

    I wish we had this kinda comedy today

  • @OriginalKalashnicov
    @OriginalKalashnicov Před 11 lety +7

    I fucking love Alan Ford!

  • @mrtone5284
    @mrtone5284 Před 8 lety +18

    goody gumdrops

  • @julianblake8385
    @julianblake8385 Před 5 lety

    Oh Man this is gold!

  • @13thcentury
    @13thcentury Před 9 lety +44

    18 people have fled to Tibet.
    They're paranoid about yetis

    • @mattstone12
      @mattstone12 Před 8 lety

      +Autumn Gaslight With machetes.

    • @13thcentury
      @13thcentury Před 8 lety +2

      Meat cleavers :)

    • @robbieking4070
      @robbieking4070 Před 8 lety +5

      +Autumn Gaslight And they're about to get their tarty legs chopped off up Everest by nutters from Parkhurst dressed in Yeti suits with meat cleavers

    • @Shannmeister
      @Shannmeister Před 6 lety

      Autumn Gaslight That's the worst place they could go to if they're paranoid about Yetis.

  • @katyb6979
    @katyb6979 Před 4 lety +5

    Hahahaha. Too funny! Bricktop is a legend.

  • @OneGamblor
    @OneGamblor Před 15 lety

    HAHAHA hes hilarious one of my favourite actors.

  • @Adoniram1986
    @Adoniram1986 Před 15 lety

    Yeah!!! Legend!!!

  • @richard29415
    @richard29415 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Absolutely fucking hilarious! 😂
    Now can Alan Ford talk to a sink like that? 😂

  • @JSTNtheWZRD
    @JSTNtheWZRD Před rokem +1

    The very definition of magic from a mystical standpoint

  • @London1064
    @London1064 Před 7 lety

    Brilliant.

  • @OliverLevy
    @OliverLevy Před 18 lety +14

    Ah, the endlessly versatile Alan Ford. "Can you send round an East End thug?" A career summed up in eight words.

  • @radiodarkhorse
    @radiodarkhorse Před 15 lety

    brilliant!

  • @malossiflossy
    @malossiflossy Před 11 lety +1

    the amount of times i have also had this conversation with my washing machine

  • @graboid116
    @graboid116 Před 14 lety

    best washer vid i seen yet lmao

  • @mjrichardson22
    @mjrichardson22 Před měsícem

    This is brilliant. Wish I could hear the whole thing with the kettle too. Bet he gets it to boil properly. Could watch Alan ford all day. The guys a ledge.

  • @berner
    @berner Před 16 lety +4

    "You're a washing machine, now facking wash!" HEHE

  • @m.a.nathaniel7660
    @m.a.nathaniel7660 Před 9 lety +5

    Alan Ford…..facking legend !

  • @Larry
    @Larry Před rokem +1

    yay brick top!

  • @agilekind
    @agilekind Před 3 lety

    "What, this kettle?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheCordoban
    @TheCordoban Před 7 lety

    a legend

  • @NYDarkBlue
    @NYDarkBlue Před 14 lety +1

    Had me laughing out loud .

  • @allboutk
    @allboutk Před 16 lety

    this is why i brought the dvd

  • @geoffreyhattersley9186
    @geoffreyhattersley9186 Před 2 lety +1

    Absolutely fucking brilliant

  • @HokayT
    @HokayT Před 14 lety

    Brick Top is just....over the TOP ;)

  • @Pixeleyes
    @Pixeleyes Před rokem

    "You're an inanimate object" o ohhhh no wait that was something else

  • @christschinwon
    @christschinwon Před 14 lety +3

    whats perfect about Mr Iannucci's sketch show is the overall feeling that nothing matters. It didn't do Nietzsche any harm. Basically whatever we do we're all fucked!

  • @RodZamora_is_the_best
    @RodZamora_is_the_best Před 2 lety +2

    The company I worked for did a charity casino night at The Cafe de Paris must've been 17 years ago and we paid him to attend. I've got a brill pic somewhere of me playing Rock Paper Scissor with him. He was a real gent actually. Sadly the musical act was supposed to be Amy Winehouse but our company was so stingy that they didn't want to pay for her band, even though she personally would do it for free. :( Think we ended up with the Lighthouse Family instead.

  • @Mafmen
    @Mafmen Před 11 lety +2

    I lost it when he Alan said fucking meccano set

  • @mieleguy1999
    @mieleguy1999 Před 12 lety

    OMG this is soooo hilarious

  • @SJACK13
    @SJACK13 Před 15 lety

    class!

  • @johnn278
    @johnn278 Před 9 lety +9

    Fucking Hotpoint I should have guessed

  • @ants5120
    @ants5120 Před 4 lety

    Steve Evets sent me here... 😂 😂 😂 😂 his names the same backwards.... 😂 😂

  • @SundaeExpress
    @SundaeExpress Před rokem +1

    Does that washing machine know what 'nemesis' means?

  • @xenospawn7015
    @xenospawn7015 Před 2 lety +1

    That washing machine is in a bad spot

  • @Leroid_Footlong
    @Leroid_Footlong Před 5 lety +4

    BRICK TOP

  • @coolchicism
    @coolchicism Před 3 měsíci

    Brilliant 😂

  • @olir6910
    @olir6910 Před 7 měsíci

    This was ha la ri ous!

  • @danksubs52
    @danksubs52 Před 15 lety

    hahahahaha absolute genius

  • @jamesjonesrocket
    @jamesjonesrocket Před 12 lety +3

    'i don't care what it says on the label' lol

  • @GlennIQ160
    @GlennIQ160 Před 15 lety

    .......and the notice below it that says "remember not to drink bleach"! Fucking brilliant!

  • @mrjasonrowland1986
    @mrjasonrowland1986 Před 15 lety

    That's Genius

  • @raidertheconqueror3818

    I'll have to try this

  • @seanjosephhayes
    @seanjosephhayes Před 11 lety +3

    Hahaha you're a washing machine now FACKIN WASH!

  • @DJSmad82
    @DJSmad82 Před 3 lety +1

    Superb 👍🏻😃

  • @rodrigoguzmanleroy4915

    ahahahaha...Alan Ford my best man ever

  • @sparkstron73
    @sparkstron73 Před 6 měsíci

    Forgot about this sketch😂😂😂

  • @davelaw673
    @davelaw673 Před 7 lety

    The washing machine has all the charecteristics of a dog , except loyalty, you know wha I mean :}

  • @TERRIERPACK
    @TERRIERPACK Před 15 lety

    Alan Ford, Top Geezer..!
    Plays the under world parts Spot oONNNNNNNN..!

  • @blubuddha
    @blubuddha Před 5 lety +1

    Wow 2006?! This must’ve been one of the first 1000 vids on CZcams

  • @simo2805
    @simo2805 Před 2 lety +1

    This is pure brilliance, I laughed so hard at this! Where can I find all this sketch?

    • @HeatyFrog
      @HeatyFrog Před 2 lety

      The whole series is on All 4

    • @simo2805
      @simo2805 Před 2 lety

      @@HeatyFrog Ok but I was asking the name of the series

    • @hollypusheen7651
      @hollypusheen7651 Před rokem +1

      The Armando Iannucci Show or however his name is spelt

  • @davecoyle1
    @davecoyle1 Před 12 lety +5

    I don't care what it says on the label, you're a washing machine now FUCKING WASH

  • @hpstarman
    @hpstarman Před 15 lety

    "CLASS ACT"

  • @14scott100
    @14scott100 Před 2 lety +1

    Bits of old banana

  • @bradthelawdexter
    @bradthelawdexter Před 15 lety

    does anyone have the next part to this. class!!

  • @ericmsandoval
    @ericmsandoval Před rokem

    The ending lmao

  • @MyDramaQueen
    @MyDramaQueen Před 17 lety

    Brilliant! I would love for him to talk to my Kenmore HE3t. It has flood my house four times and is out of commission again. I wish Sears would just replace it!

  • @Isleofskye
    @Isleofskye Před 17 lety

    Thats exactly the clip I want!...The Alan Partridge sketch with Alan Ford where during the interview he brings up the case that he murdered his wife and ven re-enacts the scene inthe Studio!

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye Před 3 lety

      Glad you got to dee it "me" in 2007.....just the 13 years ago.....See you in 2033...

  • @Mr.8.years.ago.
    @Mr.8.years.ago. Před 8 měsíci

    This guy needs to be our prime minister!

  • @hetty464
    @hetty464 Před 13 lety

    oh god Bricktop lolololol..excellent! :) x

  • @plasticwrapcharlie
    @plasticwrapcharlie Před rokem

    Fucking brilliant.

  • @Clacatoo
    @Clacatoo Před 14 lety

    This is fucking classic Fav

  • @Fredriksam
    @Fredriksam Před 18 lety

    Lol Alan Ford is the best. Also hillarous video.

  • @brothajack1993
    @brothajack1993 Před 3 lety +1

    Laughed so hard I vomitted and had a stitch in me guts for 3 blimmen days. Smashing. well done lads

  • @Bravva218
    @Bravva218 Před 7 lety

    Gold

  • @thelewis2898
    @thelewis2898 Před 2 lety

    Fucking fantastic.

  • @ollyski81
    @ollyski81 Před 15 lety

    This is fucking brilliant LOLOLOLOL!

  • @Ratgibbon
    @Ratgibbon Před 2 lety

    Feed the washing machine to the pigs, Errol!

  • @53104
    @53104 Před 9 lety

    Fucking amazing.

  • @Isleofskye
    @Isleofskye Před 13 lety

    @rishic
    Alan Partridge meets Bricktop.
    Like you I was also looking for this gem on here.:)

  • @castelodeossos3947
    @castelodeossos3947 Před 2 měsíci

    Basil Fawlty should've asked him to give the old Austin a talking to.

  • @TheMancunianGamer
    @TheMancunianGamer Před 8 lety

    Fucking legend!

  • @shannmc01
    @shannmc01 Před 15 lety

    Wonder if he can get my dishwasher working again?