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Man, I'm just thinking of the alien's perspective: here as part of the conquering malevolent alien force sent to take over the world... trapped in a pantry and seeing a knife slowly slide under the door and the eye of some human peering into the room. Needing to slowly and akwardly shuffle back and forth to remain out of view, thinking to myself "what has this all come to?"
They show that they have some camouflage ability at the end. That's why he couldn't see the alien.
I thought Scary Movie 3 had a pretty decent take on that scene.
@@thesultanofswing8706Yet they didn't camouflage in several other parts of the movie, including the birthday party 🤷🏻♀️
I can't believe we got such bangers as:
"don't walk into a cornfield at night"
and "doink around on the rug"
in the same stream.
Those aliens doinked around and found out.
Doink has already doinked into my vocabulary
My favorite quote, Rags: "oh look there's kids, good thing I'm naked"🤣
Rag's's's's's's's's's'' larping as an LA citizen, I see 😂
Before Graham reaches for his brother during the hug, Meryl's body language says so much about how he thinks of himself as just slightly outside of the family, and also a bit of a tough guy act not wanting to show emotions in that moment.
When Graham pulls him in, not only does it say 'You're part of this family', but the way his fingers desperately grasp at his shirt says 'I need you too.'
Fantastic acting, great scene.
Genuinely hoping to have seen this comment I remember seeing it and noticing and thought wow that's really good
I thought it was funny too as a kid, and I've learned to appreciate that scene a lot more as I grew older
That's the thing about this movie. There are a lot of really great parts in it. It's like the elements were all there, but certain things like the aliens not being able to get through wooden doors or the fatal water just kill it.
53:11 As someone who lived rural most of my life crickets tend to go silent whenever something is making noise near them. Crickets do this with people and animals. It is kinda creepy when it happens
City people lol
It's honestly kind of unfathomable that what should be Stuckman's most passionate and in-depth video, with the film being this important to him, is this surface level and lifeless. Says a lot about his content in general lol
Stuckmann.
Well he did do more than read off the director, lead actor, a producer and whoever did the score. That’s like orders of magnitude above the usual.
Hey, this is a ten-year old Video of his. He has clearly improved since then and would nowadays never put such an actual opinion out there.
@@blackdragoncyrus the stuck man
I would say it is a deeper problem with his focus. Stuckmann is taking the aesthetics and his own feelings as the whole of the film.
Watching an M. Night Shyamalan movie feels like having your old, used socks stolen. It's not a significant loss but you still got robbed. It also feels weird, because why would anyone steal your old socks?
Dunno why they'd steal my old socks. I should ask my cat.
Blackadder?
This analogy's a little too perfect..
@@QuothTheRavenclaw11 Cats tend to be criminals, but we can't really hold that against them.
@@WreckingWood I don't even remember the last time I've seen that show.
without the crop circles, how are the aliens sopposed to know which way is up?
Timestamps
0:00 Mandalorian , Ashoka & Filoni
5:04 Lenght
6:00 AI Summary & Dog Meat
10:54 Preamble
21:32 Blurbs
32:00 A Horror With Comedy Bits
40:28 The Dog
55:08 Aliens
1:10:58 On A Farm
1:17:41 Characters & Story
1:30:28 God & Faith
1:46:14 Surrounded by Water
1:54:28 Panic Moments
1:55:12 Stuckman Origins
2:03:53 Starpower & Mission Impossible
2:09:13 Stuckman's Analysis of Signs
2:34:40 The Dog
2:42:35 Crickets vs Aliens
2:48:16 Alien on a Hot Tin Roof
2:55:45 Suspance
2:58:00 Comedy & Horror
3:00:24 Alien Invasion
3:08:14 Character Building
3:13:33 Dr Who?
3:18:07 Characters & Takeaways
3:34:30 Signals
3:39:47 A Night In the Cornfield
3:51:44 Invasion
4:02:58 Analysing
4:14:32 Acting
4:25:34 Still Water
4:27:12 The Scariest Scene
4:50:30 The Last Supper
4:58:10 Shelter
5:08:43 A Copyright Odyssey
5:16:39 Theatre Adventures
5:21:09 The Kidnapper
5:25:12 Attack & Vengence
5:29:41 Faith, Closure & AI Recap
5:34:58 Complaint #1
5:49:05 Complaint #2
6:20:13 Closing
6:23:15 A Theory
6:28:05 Conclusions
6:33:45 What are you up to?
Impresive
@JulianDoe You are a legend. Thank you.
Do they discuss the religious angle that the aliens may be demons instead?
This guy is the goat of this podcast
@@WreckingWood Yes
Shyamalan's plot twist are the only things that bring me joy in life
your comments are the only things that bring me joy in life...
@@Raxus502 your joy is the only thing that brings me joy in life
@@mandalorian1797 Your joy for joy is the only thing that brings comments in life.
To me…
"if aliens have cloaking devices they don't need to draw fucking maps in corn" LOL
Well, anyway, they say the aliens were demons all along, Holly water, can't enter doors without permission, so they have to brake in.
Oh my god CZcams stop deleting my comments!
I wrote a now deleted comment that said something along the lines of "to be fair that's the same issue with real life UFO theories. This movie only mentions it because that's what people in real life think. So don't sh*ot the messenger lol. And besides the movie never actually confirms if that is the case. Though sadly the movie leaves the reason for the crop circles open to interpretation". I really dont know why that would be deleted.
I love the "the aliens in Signs are actually demons" theory, it makes the movie make a shitton more sense...
Plot twist they were just drawing dicks and everyone read too much into it and when they showed up to explain themselves everyone got mad :(
It was their google maps pin
As a Christian, I find the themes of this movie at parody levels. You either believe everything is a coincidence or pre destination. There’s no in between ig lol
The aliens were demons
@@scottishwarrior3547 they debunked the theory in the podcast bro. And even if they raises more questions?
💯 - the movie is Christianity written by a non-Christian. Just a vague reference towards Him helping us when we need it.
Not sure I see this dichotomy. Like granted, this isn't really given or afforded proper theological context, but I don't see predestinstion in the film. What confession of faith do you belong to?
@@knewjashTo be fair to Shyamalan, the consideration of the Church is that aliens are demons. So I was happy now going back and rewatching it, seeing the parallels with how we understand alien encounters being depicted in the film.
That kitchen scene where he walks away then goes back and the claw is just in your face no stinger no nothing legit made me leap out of my seat the first time bc it was so well built up and executed
My favourite headcanon for the aliens is:
It's the scenario like in Alien, but the aliens are just unprepaired workers on a flyby, registering a liveform that has acid as blood and urin.
After getting the order to capture "samples" for biological weapon development they try to attack but have no necesary equipment nor training.
The lack of equipment is likely because its their skin that camoflauges, so any equipment would reveal them too easily, ruining the camo. I also like to think the aliens are unwilling to risk sending their best into such a hostile enviroment, and may have been sending slaves in the hopes of gaining more than they lost. Leaving when they decide the risk is no longer worth it.
"I like my own fingers... I'm really attached to them!" Well, not anymore xD
I'd love to see them break down 'Old', also by M. Night, cause that movie legitimately baffled me on how inept it was. At some points it felt like a total amateur wrote/directed it rather than a successful film maker with a 20+ year long career.
There's something almost Patrick Bateman-esqe about the way Stuckman talks. For someone who claims to be passionate about film, he has a distinct lack of emotion.
It's a testament to Shyamalan's skill as a director that he can give us a scene announcing we're going to see the alien and then still make it tense. He is not untalented. His writing is a mess though; and this is before apologizing to a house plant or toast landing butter-side down being evidence of the devil's presence.
Shyamalan either lost his mojo, or he started sniffing his own farts too much. The first option is surely a possibility, as his writing has deteriorated and yet still shows glimpses of what it was before.
But then the second option is also possible: Shyamalan started to believe too much in himself and simply stopped making an effort anymore, believing that everything he does automatically becomes good.
*jelly-side down
@@charlesruteal9062only if you add jelly… 😜
@@tjroelsma He did make that one film where he was the messiah or whatever. (Lady in the Water).
Shyamalan is missing his calling as a DP. Dont let him write and make sure someone else editing can cut the fat out where it's needed. But when you want pure anxiety in a shot or sequence there is no one better than him
When I'm driving through the desert, there's only two reasons I'd stop at a town with a population of 40 people: For exploration, or for hostile reasons. Or if I need gas. Or if I'm hungry. Or if my car is making a weird noise. Or to take a shit.
Signs is one of those movies where I can completely ignore EVERYTHING wrong with it and I love it anyway. I can’t wait to listen to this.
@Nicstewart And that is fine. As long as you acknowledge the problems with the movie. Independence Day is my go to example. It’s got problems with its plot and the characters. But I have a blast with it because of its sincerity and is one of those feel good movies. Especially the speech of that film.
For me that is OG Star Wars, especially the prequels.
Same tbh. I don't like most of M. Night's movies, but this one I have a cozy nostalgia for. I've heard it being bashed left and right in the past, with good reason, so I don't mind hearing the criticism though. Specially as it seems so far they are accurately also pointing the movie's qualities.
@@Jasper_Silva Exactly, I know it’s extremely flawed but, I don’t know if it’s because I saw it at a very specific time in my life or certain things just hit me right that I’m just not going to turn my back on it. Also not any sort of M.Night super fan but I will always like Signs. It’s like the fucked up weirdo you had a crush on when you were 20. You knew they were a mess and you broke up pretty quick but 20 years later you still think “Aw, that was pretty fun.” 😆
@@Lampoluke Are the prequels considered OG Star Wars? 🤔 but I get your point. They’re a mess and you love them anyway. What can you do? 🤷🏼♀️
During rags' dogmeat rant, I wondered if he ever played Fallout 1 and witnessed the tragedy of dogmeat getting gunned down by his own party over and over again
This was another great EFAP. I love when you guys cover older movies and video essays talking about them. Signs was one of those films I remember as a kid feeling something was off about it. Sure, I was scared but I was a kid at the time and barely knew any better. Ironically enough, I have to thank Nostalgia Critic for pointing out the problems with Signs(Yes, I know some folks do not like NC and I have grown out of him but I really do like his Signs review because he breaks down what the film is and the objective elements that do not hold up). Still, there are some things about Signs I like. The camera work is neat and the acting was good from Mel. Obviously, the problems are with the aliens and their implementation. Though, the scene with their reveal and Phoenix's character watching it on TV, the build up for that is amazing.
When it comes to bad but enjoyable invasion films my go to is either Mars Attacks or Independence Day. More so the latter because Will Smith and the speech in that film is brilliant. Signs, it's a case where Shyamalan' really needed a good writer to be that editor and guy to tell him no. Because the idea of a covert alien invasion is a cool concept. But within this film, having the aliens whose greatest weaknesses is water and yet they invade our planet and do not take any protections; yeah that's too much for me. :)
Also, fun fact; the history channel did a marathon of crop circle specials when this film came out and those were neat to watch.
5 shifts deep into a 10 shift stint (all night shift and mostly overtime) time to break out the EFAP back log.
Someone made a pretty decent argument that the aliens are actually demons. If I took the things they said as granted I found it pretty convincing but I didn't care enough to watch Signs again to confirm anything they said. I don't know if that angle saves the film any but it would at least tie the films major threat back into the themes about faith and such.
Its not even a theory, but something M Night said himself in an interview not long after the film's release. That said I think the movie is made in a way in which it works with them being aliens or demons. So you don't have to take it one way or they other, just choose which works better for you. I'd say the demons angle makes the most sense though.
@@GBDupree Like I said, I haven't re-watched since I heard this. I only brought it up because it supposedly explains some of the sillier bits in the story like the doors and the water. I don't have any references though and I'm not exactly a religious scholar either.
@@FrenchyMcToast No worries, I'd say its all surface level religious stuff. Basically what you already know (holy water for example) from the theory is the farthest it goes. You could infer the crop circles are summoning circles or something, but its all up to interpretation, so if you aren't familiar the movie still works with them as just aliens.
Also the aliens don't have issues with doors, that's just a mandela effect where people conflated a joke in another movie as a real criticism of this one, but not once in the movie do the aliens have any issues with doors. People bring up the Pantry scene but the movie not only establishes the door is locked, but shows you its been barricaded as well. Even a human wouldn't be able to get out of there. And later on an alien opens up the basement door immediately after the main character closes it, and it opens faster than he can react, causing him to have to ram it closed again.
The aliens likely didn't have crop circles near sand, so maybe they don't like sand? Can't blame them after all, it's rough and course, and it gets everywhere.
If you wanted to really steelman the "everything happens for a reason" perspective, I'd write the argument a little more like this:
"God, or the watchful forces above, has literal ethical limits on his actions that are necessary to give living beings the capacity for choice; any overcorrection, as reality is not a vacuum system, means altering the impact of every decision everyone has ever made slightly. To betray the meaning of their actions by throwing a big heavy rock into the pool of the butterfly effect means that on a spiritual level, everyone's actions have essentially been reduced from the genuine consequences of their novel behaviors to mere cause-and-effect, no longer something spiritually pure, as now history itself has provably been tilted away from the story of mankind, and has gone back to being about the consequences of their forebears, whose capacity to change the world is drastic and represents a sort of philosophical meta-threat towards humanity's claim to their own history; perhaps, among the politics of Heaven, this even carries legal implications. As beings of ethics, they've already considered that capacity for benevolent humiliation, do recognize value within mortals, wish to grant them legitimacy as actors in their own history, and thus decided to generally avoid interfering in outcomes, because once more, it's not really yours if you didn't earn it, even if suddenly having an Asian wife really would give you the will to live again."
"However, the good guys have been learning how to cheat better for a long time; they are, after all, intellectual beings like we are, and presumably on a more complex scale of observation. So, when something bad happens, they give themselves a little in - they'll screw with the world, just a little bit, to prevent something worse from happening later. They will not instantiate the tragedy, nor will they prevent a natural tragedy occurring for non-supernatural reasons, but they will apply supernatural force if a hostile supernatural force (Alien demons) can be predicted to present a threat in the imminent future. As time can split in many directions, this non-interventionism is key to making the broad flow of reality consistent enough for them to make those predictions at all, as otherwise they would need to resort to methods that counteract your decisions entirely, making you essentially a doll, cattle being raised on the stage of history. The assistance delivered will generally be forgettable by design, something small and perhaps not even directly physical, so its literal causal impact on the shape of reality can be dispersed and fade away safely as natural chaos breaks down the chain of its consequences over time."
TL;DR, God cheats because the Devil cheats, but God cheats better with a worse hand, because God's also a better player. Humanity isn't necessarily impotent, nor are they being punished with 'benevolent torments', but rather, suffering the ills of their adversary, and the natural world, and the Good Guys only step in when they can do it subtly for maximum impact. If they didn't have that distance from you, the Bad Guys would have too much room to claim that nobody alive really earned anything for themselves, and in a post-mortal society, your reputation and pride are all that you have - any more intervention than is necessary would eventually have you looking back at your life with the strange disappointment of realizing it was all miracles, and that you were on autopilot, bouncing back and forth between life events where you as a real person with your own thoughts and feelings essentially never factored into the outcome.
I don't think M. Night was writing the story this way, but Jim Butcher writes the Dresden Files that way, and heavenly non-interventionism is at least a fun philosophical hole to dig into.
That was heavy
So basically, God allows people to make their own decisions, but He still uses those choices we make to achieve certain outcomes by setting up dominos and contingencies in place?
@@hope-cat4894 I swear that's low-key the Final Destination films, or try to be at least.
i find it strange that mauler presents the demon theory as something relativly new or that needs to not be spoiled. im pretty sure that has been a thing for decades. anyway good episode. would like more stuff like this instead of talking about the newest slop that dropped. god i cant wait for total disney destruction so that they can talk about more interesting shit.
@revolversnake126 Agreed because films like this, even the worst ones, have redeemable elements or are constructed decently. Like M Night back then knew how to shoot his films well and picked decent actors and had some cool ideas. The problem was the execution and that is where you need a good writer/ editor with that figurative newspaper to hit you on the head and say no whenever an idea doesn't make sense.
Because on paper, the idea of a convert alien invasion is neat. It's just done so badly here. And when I think of entertaining alien invasion films, Independence Day comes to mind.
I would completely lose my marbles (in a good way) if they covered Solaris and its various adaptations.
I thought I heard years ago that Signs started as a demon movie and somehow it evolved into an alien invasion movie.
Its not even a theory, M Night mentioned it in an interview not long after the film released. I think this is a weird case of the internet forgetting the source but remembering the fact.
Its a lot like how people misremember the "fault" of the movie having the aliens unable to use doors, when that literally never happens in the movie, and was in fact a joke in Scary movie that is misattributed to this one. In this film there are 2 scenes where an alien interacts with a door, in one its the pantry door which is locked and barricaded, so it has nothing to do with the alien not knowing how to operate it, it just can't break through it easily (they aren't stronger than humans clearly). Mel Gibson's character saying "it has trouble with pantry doors" isn't referring to it being unable to turn the knob on the door, but it being unable to break through the wood. This isn't even true as the ending shows they broke through their home's barricades and the one in the pantry is in the ending, meaning it had to have broken out fairly quickly in order to track him home.
The second scene is when the alien turns the doorknob on the door to the basement, It does this immediately after he closes the door and does it faster than he can react to it causing him to have to reclose the door and hold the handle. The alien never struggled to turn the knob. This isn't a real fault of the movie, yet people just take it as face value because they keep hearing it is.
I love 'doinking around'. That sounds so funny. I will take it into my vocabulary.
The biggest issue I had with this movie is that it was set in a small town in the US, and not a single person has a single gun.
Realistically speaking, small midwestern towns are the LAST place aliens like this would want to go. The amount of tannerite alone that they'd encounter would trigger on seismographs all the way over in the Java Sea.
I'm insane with rage, that line always made me chuckle
Rags got some burger sugar for this one.
I’m assuming you mean booger sugar, and I agree, dude was off his rocker on this one
Would our blood also be acidic to them?
I could see them reacting with similar horror to us seeing the xenomorphs acid blood lol
or humidity. The rain would be acid for them for sure (if they are not daemons), but what about 100% humidity? Would breathing such air "burn" their lungs, or whatever they have going for them?
@@Sig509 I agree! I was more referencing stuckman's argument that the aliens were here for us. Why would they want us if we're essentially bags of acid?
@@sepentiIf the aliens were as smart as they should be, they'd have plenty of scientific goals to pursue in even observing such an intelligent and productive race such as humans. The acid blood or incredibly hostile environment would barely be relevant because they would have encoutered such things (or broadly similar) many times before in their space exploration if not the more extreme environments of their home planet alone.
@@MundaneThingsBackwards yeah, if they were smarter LOL
I mean the whole thing collapses in on itself. I just thought it was interesting "Alien" reference.
@@sepenti Maybe they need us for slavery of some kind? I always thought that the aliens we see walking around are maybe forced into it, as the main governing force isn't willing to send its best troops to reconnasaince and rather sent slaves or something. Maybe they needed us for something else, but considering there is likely very little life out in the universe, they were stuck trying to get us despite the dangers. Otherwise they could die off before ever meeting another planet with life on it.
Rags is so far gone that he will interrupt the conversation just to go on his own personal tangent of a tangent of his tangent, before needing everyone else to remind him what he was trying to talk about. And then goes back to making some broad sweeping point with barely any substance or relevance.
Yep, it’s fuckin dogshit and he obviously thinks it’s cute. Like in one episode he starts talking about some local pizza place and everyone is clearly wondering why the fuck he’s talking about some place in his area.
>the movie that inspired him to love film-making
>his analysis is just summary and "THIS IS GENIUS"
literally how is this guy famous for being a critic?
Best thing about the SIGNS movie, is its Scary Movie parody
I misread this as saying Signs _was_ a Scary Movie parody, and for a second I almost believed it.
Space travelling, supposedly intelligent, aliens - 0
Freakish monkey-mutants that drink water and wield wooden sticks - 1
Unga-bunga supremacy!
Who said they were aliens? They are clearly demons
Aren't they demons or something?
The indomitable human spirit
My headcanon is that the actually smart aliens sent down all of their idiots as a joke to get rid of them and then flew away giggling at their prank. It explains everything.
The cricket stuff, yes that is true, ancient chinese tradition. Crickets get used to you and will not stop chirping at night if you wake up, but will stop if someone they do not recognize enters
Robot Chicken ruined M. Night for me. Every time I see him I think "what a twist!"
As soon as I read it, I heard it. I can't think of or see those words together without hearing that clip.
Mauler still using Chrome is probably the saddest part of the whole stream
I want it to be known that Signs has a higher rating on rotten tomatoes than Unbreakable
The Shamalan Holy Trinity
Signs
The Village
Lady in the Water
Another question is why are the aliens interested in a species that's roughly 70% water as well. Like if a person pees or sweats on an alien that has to be like being sprayed with acid right? Would our blood also be acidic? What are they gonna do poke us with sticks?
Now I want them to cover district 9
I think physical suits could’ve looked better but there’s something to it being CGI adding to an uncanny valley element to it which makes it creepier
Adecuate length. Four times the movie.
I always thought the mixing of sci-fi and religion was a weird choice. I’m not saying it can’t be done or hasn’t been done, but this one seemed… weird. I feel like there is easily a better sci-fi or supernatural/religious thriller hidden in this movie.
The only way I can think to steel man the aliens is that the people they send are living probes. They send them out and if they die they know it’s not safe
"This is one of the most important scenes in the movie. Moving on, I will not say anything else about this. It just is. Trust me."
I like Dave Cullen's take on Signs. Considering we never actually see technology, just lights in the sky, they aren't actually aliens, but demons.
The weakness isn't to water, it's because the daughter was called an angel, and SHE left all the glasses around the house; they were full of holy water.
Makes it better than stupid aliens.
It's like M.Night had all the pieces of a 1,000 piece masterclass film puzzle, but stopped looking at the reference image half way and started just forcing pieces and guessing what goes where.
Reminds me of Prey's execution.
Good concepts, good acting, good suspense, good subtlety, poor execution at times, poor character writing at times, and inconsistent plot points.
All signs lead to Fringy bringing the Fring.
You guys really need to work with Drinker to make some new "Scary Movie" type spoof movies
Maybe the aliens need the signs to know which way is up.
It was unbearable listening to rags here. Waste of time.
5:54:07 the better argument for the water is that its "contaminated" as the girl says, and why she wouldn't drink it. The part incompatible with them are the things like chlorides and flourides.
Edit: Hey! they stumbled onto it!
" I grew up surrounded by acid ".
- Boba Fett
Starring mad max, joker and home alone kid. Can it get any better
Home alone kid's brother*
That's not the annoying little brother from home alone, he's the even younger brother. I won't blame you for mistaking them though they all look exactly the same.
@@Jasper_Silva
Crap they’re like twins
Hey Mauler is Scifi a genre or a setting? because most people define scifi as just it has scifi things in it while the concepts of the story usually have very little to do with the scifi things these days.
Scifi used to present a new technology than explore it but I can't really think of a recent project that actually has a new scifi toy used in a new way.
fingers crossed their hypothetical movie about the aliens being incompetent homies makes it to the highlights channel
The amount of time dedicated to Rags going to get a drink 😂
I thought Signs was pretty good. Lady in the Water is where things really fell off a cliff with maybe Split being the only half-decent one in the last 10 years. He just seems to have completely lost the magic of his earlier days, a big shame.
I don't like Signs but I agree Lady in the Water is when M. Night was at his most pretentious(a term I do not use lightly) film I've seen. That film really felt like he was trying to be super meta but the writing just fell apart. It's not even funny bad like the Happening. It's just bland and stupid.
The Visit definitely crosses the threshold of "half-decent." That movie has some effective suspense
@sivad1025 The movie lies to the audience though. By adding inhuman screeches from the old lady, and they teleport sometimes. The movie wants you to think they're more than just a crazy old couple, but then tells you that's exactly what they are.
Aliens were demons
The Little Platoon yessss very nice DDDDD
Crop circles for navigation reminds me The Rise of Skywalker and their dumb idea that spaceships one ship to tell them which way is up, and down in the planet atmosphere, instead of you know, using some basic instruments, OR LOOKING THROUGH A DAMN WINDOW.
Buit sure, yeah, crop circles for navigation, not like a field can be harvested ad any time, or burn. Very reliable navigation markers.
To be fair, that's just the problem with crop circle in real life too. This movie is just taking what tons of people actually believe is what Crop Circles are. Its less a fault of the movie and more the fault with UFO people. I think its fine that the movie uses that as an explanation because its coming from people who realistically would think that because that what everyone says about them, just like in real life how everyone says that because thats what everyone else says. And the movie doesn't actually explain that that theory is correct or anything, though it sucks that the crop circles are never actually explained, they just exist because they supposedly exist in real life. Its like if a movie was about bigfoot, it would use any real-life theories about bigfoot as grounding for the story, regardless of how realistic those theories are.
@@GBDupreeindeed, especially if in said hypothetical bigfoot movie they never confirmed one way or the other if bigfoot did or didn't work they way some "cryptozoologist"/squatch hunter in the movie said it does.
James Newton Howard's Score is a masterpiece. His Shyamalan scores are sensational and some of the best scores ever written.
What a twist!
Why didn't the aliens just use the eagles?
Fun Fact: the aliens in this movie never ONCE have any issues with doors. I know that might be shocking as that is the number 1 complaint about this movie, but its true. The origin of this complaint was a joke in another movie that was meant to be a funny moment in that movie, and wasn't meant to be taken as a serious criticism of this movie, but early internet reviewers who criticised this movie based off of memory conflated the 2 and then everyone just forgot it isn't a real problem in the movie. Its a pure mandela effect.
The 2 go-to examples are the pantry door and the basement door. The pantry door is both locked and BARRICADED, meaning even a strong human would have difficulty getting out, and even then the Alien DOES get out, as its the alien at the end of the movie. So it had to have escaped at some point, possibly quick enough to follow Graham home! The aliens aren't even shown to be stronger than a human, so this is actually impressive.
The other is the Basement door which is even more ludicrous, as Graham closes the door and then tries to get something to barricade it, and an alien IMMEDIATELY opens it up faster than he can react, making to where he has to ram the door closed again and hold the knob so they can't reopen it. The alien not only has no issue opening the door, but does it very quickly.
The only other thing people could point to is Graham saying, "they seem to have trouble with pantry doors". But this isn't in reference to their ability to OPEN the door (as it was locked and barricaded), but to break it down. This is even proven false as they quickly realize the aliens are able to break into their house despite using tougher wood than a pantry door (they don't just break in through the areas they forgot to board up mind you, in fact they actually might not have even come in through those areas as they broke in at other places already).
I still remember my main takeaway after watching Signs the first time: "Well that was fucking stupid."
Chris Stuckmann: "Signs and Night kickstarted my character, such as it is."
It oddly makes a lot of sense.
Can't wait for a future CZcamsr to go "Shelby Oaks started my career.".
Green dancer
I wish we could've gotten Duncan's input on what he thought of Signs
I never saw Signs, but this still gives me a few fond memories of Scary Movie 3
Is this the first time you guys talked about m night shamalon on efap, does any know
Just on the topic of dog not being brought in, part of me wonders if this isnt informed by his cultural background. Indians have an unusual relationship with dogs because of the EXTREME problem with the volume of stray dogs. Indians are kind to strays generally, and they are revered as companions for partially religious reasons, but theres a sort of transient nature to the relationship because one community might have dozens or hundreds of feral strays. Theres a relationship there but a bit less "i will run into a burning building to save my dog" sort of attitude than it is in the US. Not saying that for certain but thats one of the cultural differences that jumped out at me having a friend with an indian background and my dog travels with me basically everywhere
That's possible, but its also perfectly reasonable to assume they just forgot about it because of the scene they went through. Like they made a fuss about them forgetting the dog but never mentioned the fact that the family just had a big emotional breakdown that completely took their attention off anything else. These sort of things happen all the time, people aren't perfect and do forget important things even for loved ones because of their emotional states. That's the big thing about the movie, the father's emotional state is preventing him from taking the situation seriously, that he makes jokes or dismisses all the signs of danger. He isn't taking the threat of aliens seriously to the point that it causes his son to hate him because he feels unsafe. He doesn't deal with any problems on his own, whenever he has issues like the Wolfington brothers, he calls the police instead of dealing with it himself, he doesn't even have a gun because he is so unconfrontational. Also at the beginning when he calls the police about the crop circles, he speaks to them like their are his priests, so now that he has given up on God he stills seeks comfort in a higher power. Only for them to say they don't know what is happening either.
@GBDupree oh i agree they try and have it both ways in the movie, but in that snpshot of forgetting the dog, i could reasonably see that as an oversight. And i agree it does grab you out of the movie in a way that diminishes it in retrospect in the way they did it, it drags attention to itself in a way it doesnt necessarily need to.
2:55:54: Pretty sure that the original quote was about shock (the bomb blows up) vs suspense (you know the bomb is about to blow up)
Would love to hear you guys do “The Village”.
Every director has their strengths and weaknesses, some more than others. Like, George Lucas is really good at big picture world building, Hitchcock could capture tension. Shamalan is really good at creating a scene. The individual scenes of suspense and tension in his movies can be excellent, but its all the connective tissue between these scenes that he fails at.
Every time they talked about the M Night cameo scene and "its HIM" all i could think was "Hariet Im, its HIM!!!"
@3:36:56 is that a smoke alarm chirp while Little Platoon is speaking?
The water thing is pretty stupid, and the more you think about it the dumber it gets. If water is like acid to them, shouldn’t they be in pain or feeling something from the air? Because, you know, we have this thing called HUMIDITY.
If you're camping and having a hard time sleeping because of the crickets, you can yell and the crickets will shut up for a while
I never understood why he doesn't just use the bat on the alien? Why smash the glasses, when this thing is clearly not very hard to defeat?
"Don't tell me you got yourself locked in the pantry by the movie director, and then let Mel Gibson cut your fingers off, and now for some dumb reason you broke into his house to threaten his kid? Seriously, this is the last time I took you on an invasion, Jerry. "
Next they need to watch/discuss After Earf. EFAP movie mini!
imagine the aliens landing somewhere with high humidity
Wait, this was Rags trying *not* to tip his fedora?
Damn, lol
I need Don vs. Pantry in the next ultimate showdown.
You guys should watch/review The Vast Of Night
Coming into this discussion as a Christian: the notion that God kills people you love in order to influence your choices later in life and push you to make decisions you could have readily made without the tragic loss of a loved one is patently absurd. I don't know what Shyamalan has said surrounding the film but if this was his intent then it is offensive to every Christian who believes that being made in God's image (either physically or spiritually) and being made with love by God means that He gave us self determination and free will, as in order to influence events to this degree (straight up killing someone) means that we don't have true free will, in which case we are slaves to God's will, which is incompatible with true love (if you love them, let them go). Did God influence Shyamalan to drink and drive? The film seems to heavily imply this with Shyamalan's character saying "It's like it was meant to be," which is ridiculous from both a secular and a religious (if you believe what is actually in the Bible) perspective.
This is what non-Christians think God being sovereign is. “God made me drink and drive so something good will happen later” - is ridiculous.
God can use evil, he doesn’t create evil.
My personal head cannon for Signs was that as the scouting fleet they were just trying to capture humans to get whatever gene(s) allow us to not melt to water for whatever they actually want our planet for...but it doesn't make the movie a better made movie lol
Did the crickets stop chirping, or the crops stop screaming?
Jeffiot - is there anything good in M. Night Shyamalans films?. The final destination efap led to me watching his stuff.
As soon as rags and mauler mentioned “when evil lurks” I paused this and went to Hulu to watch it and I’ll have to say they were very right lol. The main issue I had was with pedro during the third act m, made stupid ass decisions and made me face palm and shout at the screen lol
Ironically alien abductions and missing persons often happen around bodies of water.
This EFAP reminds me how funny Scary Movie 3 is lmao
I've always thought the 'It makes so much more sense if they are demons instead of aliens you guys!' people were only looking at the demon theory in comparison to how little sense it makes for aliens that are melted by water would come to a planet mostly covered by water, instead of actually considering the theory on its own merits.
No crop circle's in water? Cuts to some very confused family of japanese rice farmers in the main casts exact situation
There was definitely shit with Mel Gibson and the son throughout the movie that they had a strained relationship.
2:58:11 That would definitely prompt jlongbone to cackle lol his corny ass
5:47:00 Honestly, Chris's logic is impeccable, as always. 😂
I know this movie has a lot of problems but it has a special place in my heart. I was 17 when it came out. I saved up money to take my girl friend. It was one of the first times I had been to a movie with a totally sold out theatre. The audience was 100% invested in the movie, and it was just a great time.
This is Chris's defining movie that made him who he is and gave him passion for film... and he sounds like he's reluctantly reading off his assigned book report.