Michael Rosen The Strict Compilation | HD REMASTERED | Kids' Poems and Stories With Michael Rosen

"📚✏️ School Days Chronicles: Surviving the Strictest Teacher! 😬🏫
Embark on a hilarious trip down memory lane as I recall the strictest teacher I ever had! Imagine a classroom where even breathing was forbidden - yes, you heard that right! The weak ones keeled over, the whiny ones pleaded for a breath break, and the survival tactics involved sneaky maneuvers under the desk lids. Join me in reminiscing about the 'out school prison' lurking below, where making noise meant facing the dreaded wall bars.
🍅 Tomato Tales: Love or Hate? 🍅
Tomatoes, the love-hate relationship! In 'Tomato One,' witness my dramatic stand against the dreaded tomato. My mum's attempts to make me eat it and my rebellious sulking led to a mealtime showdown. Did I ever give in? Find out the tomato saga and the consequences in 'Tomato Two,' where I reveal how I learned to love the juicy, flavorful red fruit.
📺 TV Antics: Telly Time Fun! 📺
Ever put your cheek on the telly or your nose for a laugh? Join me in the whimsical world of 'Don't Be Cheeky' and 'The Six O'Clock Noseless Information.' A light-hearted take on the absurdities of TV watching - a perfect dose of humor for your day.
🦒 Animal Oddities and Puzzling Phrases! 🤔
Uncover the quirky facts about animals - did you know giraffes have no voices, or that elephants can't jump? Challenge your wits with mind-bending puzzles like 'He said she said he lied,' and explore the curious mysteries of the sky frugal!
👁️ Seeing Spots: The Mystery in My Eyes! 👁️
Delve into the peculiar world of eye spots, as I share the odd experience of having spots in my eyes. Is it dirt on the windows or tiny flies in the air? Join me in the quest to understand what's floating in the fish tank of my eyes and why I wish I could get rid of them.
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00:00 Strict
02:57 Tomato 1
04:38 Tomato 2
05:27 Telly
06:12 Useless Information
06:41 Puzzle 1
06:52 Puzzle 2
07:01 My Mum
07:15 The Skyfoogle
08:27 The Bump
09:13 Spots In My Eyes
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