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  • @2kidsnosleep
    @2kidsnosleep Před 3 lety +17

    Ha ha " Wisk me away" Hilarious

  • @alexs5723
    @alexs5723 Před 3 lety +105

    "C'mon, tell me more about you're non-esential trip" hahaha killer sketch

  • @V3ryan
    @V3ryan Před 3 lety +7

    There's someone from my parents church who works as a Canadian customs officer in my hometown. I told him that if I ever went through customs with him asking the questions...and if I had other people in my vehicle that didn't know we knew each other, he should start asking me the most ridiculous questions. "What did you have for dinner last Thursday?" "Have you painted your toenails?" Etc.

    • @koru9780
      @koru9780 Před 2 lety +1

      How wonderfully Canadian :)

  • @bikinggal1
    @bikinggal1 Před 3 lety +11

    "you're being such a DALE!" Funny shit

  • @opetrescu
    @opetrescu Před 3 lety +9

    This is one of the best skits I've seen yet! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MonkeyspankO
    @MonkeyspankO Před 3 lety +54

    HAHA! This is great. The writers need a raise

    • @USER-jz9mh
      @USER-jz9mh Před 3 lety +3

      This is the only non garbage on CBC .....with RMR gone. Most days I wish they had the whole dam budget.

    • @opetrescu
      @opetrescu Před 3 lety +1

      Completely agree!!!

  • @andrewpetrie1379
    @andrewpetrie1379 Před 3 lety +7

    Still excellent after all these years. That was funny.

  • @gokupolo6016
    @gokupolo6016 Před 2 lety +4

    I've only Experienced 1 time. Was extremely intimidating 😳. Though the Gentleman, agent or officer? Correct term? Was actually Super calm and cool made my experience pleasant enough, and treated me with respect as I treated him. Overall was a good experience and thanks to them for keeping our boarders Safe Definitely some great Canadian Heros

  • @joannmurray1023
    @joannmurray1023 Před 3 lety +2

    Hilarious - loved it.

  • @gryph01
    @gryph01 Před 3 lety +1

    🤣 Loved it!

  • @nathanjackson1091
    @nathanjackson1091 Před 3 lety +9

    Yes 😩. Describe the beach 🏖 to me

  • @AhhhTube
    @AhhhTube Před 3 lety +1

    Best sketch ever!

  • @karyldavidkidd7111
    @karyldavidkidd7111 Před 3 lety +3

    Solid sketch!

  • @silliussoddus3509
    @silliussoddus3509 Před 3 lety

    One kf the best skits by these guys

  • @o1ecypher
    @o1ecypher Před 3 lety

    GOODNESS BEST EVER EPISODE

  • @HappyHauser
    @HappyHauser Před 3 lety +7

    Chris for the win!

  • @canada_rye
    @canada_rye Před 3 lety

    Content lately is GOLD

  • @ulisesruesga3306
    @ulisesruesga3306 Před 3 lety +8

    Hahaha good one!! Yes Mexico sunny place!! Good to know how other countrys describe us!! Thanks 😆😆 where is Dale?

    • @deborahbarry9421
      @deborahbarry9421 Před 3 lety +2

      I had the blessing of living in Mexico for four wonderful months! I love the cuisine, the culture, the weather, the beach & it's people! I loved everything about my time in Mexico. I may be one of the few but I believe in an open border. File the paperwork and come on in! But truthfully, I have no power to do anything about crossing the border...

    • @nietzschesmuse
      @nietzschesmuse Před 3 lety

      @@deborahbarry9421 And Mexican men are very affectionate.

  • @Winter-yg1yn
    @Winter-yg1yn Před 3 lety +8

    "Standard is Stay at home"...lolloll

    • @cosmoray9750
      @cosmoray9750 Před 3 lety

      cbc.ca/news/politics/liberal-mps-stepping-down-house-roles-travel-holidays-1.5860185

  • @mwizzo44
    @mwizzo44 Před 3 lety +6

    If you’re a PHAC manager you can go ....
    “Keep describing your non essential trip” 😆

  • @apjoeapjoe
    @apjoeapjoe Před 3 lety

    Don’t be a Dale! 🤣😂

  • @jpl77
    @jpl77 Před 3 lety +4

    Holy cow he sounds like SNL's Beck Bennett. Best part is the "I'm at a dance party and I can taste the shrimps"! God love ya Mark Critch.

  • @ahmedahm1
    @ahmedahm1 Před 3 lety +7

    In the next wave of travel restrictions Canada’s government will make you quarantine before you travel as well as after you return ! Hahahahaaaaa. Hopefully we the world will be back to normal soon

    • @jackpontiac52
      @jackpontiac52 Před 3 lety +3

      Some stats from Alberta : 2nd week in January-175 deaths. This week ending March 7th - 28 deaths

    • @michaelhart5087
      @michaelhart5087 Před 2 lety

      Its been a year later. 2022 the world is returning to "Normal" Canadains are fighting for there freedoms in the streets right now. revolution has begun!

  • @drvelocci
    @drvelocci Před 3 lety +68

    Ted Cruz:

    • @drvelocci
      @drvelocci Před 3 lety +1

      Everyone else:👀

    • @whysoserious8666
      @whysoserious8666 Před 3 lety +4

      Ted Cruz in the water with his shirt off. There’s an image that requires me to bleach my eyes.

    • @drvelocci
      @drvelocci Před 3 lety +1

      Ahaha the fact that someone’s name got me top liked comment makes me smile

    • @Ondulado.
      @Ondulado. Před 3 lety +1

      At least he's not a hypocrite. He didn't say stay home don't go to Mexico like other politicians. Right now Americans can cross into Mexico for a holiday then drive back with no mandatory quarantine. I wish the Canadian border was open. Kinda crazy how Canadians can fly down but Americans can't fly here

  • @AntonApostolov
    @AntonApostolov Před 3 lety

    nice!

  • @danmaclean268
    @danmaclean268 Před 3 lety +4

    I am JONESING to travel myself! I am old,so time is running out for me.

  • @USER-jz9mh
    @USER-jz9mh Před 3 lety +11

    You can tell they are fet up with this BS also

  • @mariag.8242
    @mariag.8242 Před 3 lety +12

    A family member moved to a southern state for business and we beg for details about the warmth, the green parks, blah blah - even how he’s furnishing his new place. Any place other than home is now exotic 😂

  • @fawadpopal99
    @fawadpopal99 Před 3 lety

    Lmao

  • @lairdde
    @lairdde Před 3 lety +1

    🏄‍♂️🏊‍♂️🤽‍♂️ LOL!

  • @BrettHornby
    @BrettHornby Před 2 lety

    Love the how long you've been out of the country question like they care if how long and only you have been out of the country for.

  • @HSMiyamoto
    @HSMiyamoto Před 3 lety +3

    Super funny! Great comic acting. I can almost smell the desperation of the border control people.

  • @jamesz70718
    @jamesz70718 Před 3 lety +1

    Buy the writer a beer

  • @Inpreesme
    @Inpreesme Před 2 lety

    👍

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +1

    It's all about the goss.

  • @mikesantos5888
    @mikesantos5888 Před 3 lety

    😂🤣😂

  • @Serendipity818
    @Serendipity818 Před 3 lety

    🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @thegreypenguin5097
    @thegreypenguin5097 Před 3 lety +11

    They accidentally posted early lol

    • @talalon4098
      @talalon4098 Před 3 lety +1

      You are first again. Well done!👍

    • @thegreypenguin5097
      @thegreypenguin5097 Před 3 lety +1

      @@talalon4098 I got the notification and clicked and it said "private" and I Iaughed bc they stopped it

  • @jettbridger2358
    @jettbridger2358 Před 3 lety

    😂

  • @MurderBong
    @MurderBong Před 3 lety +5

    WOW ... ALMOST SAID THE 'SD' WORDS .... WOULD HAVE SENT HIM TO SECONDARY IF HE SAID THE 'C' WORD ...

  • @davidmacphee8348
    @davidmacphee8348 Před 3 lety

    Brutal

  • @emilvelikov3328
    @emilvelikov3328 Před 3 lety

    Sweet dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @moshekohn2157
    @moshekohn2157 Před 3 lety +6

    It's not a joke at all 🥺

  • @drunkdrftr
    @drunkdrftr Před 3 lety

    As a single young world traveller I’ve been dealing with this since I hit the road at 19

    • @noesisML
      @noesisML Před 3 lety +1

      wow~~ Tell us more about it. Whisk us away~~ ;-)

    • @drunkdrftr
      @drunkdrftr Před 3 lety +1

      @@noesisML it was 3 am driving back from mexico , empty border, bored guards... must tell them everything in secondary inspection

    • @noesisML
      @noesisML Před 3 lety

      @@drunkdrftr haha~~ it must've been so much entertaining for those bored guards~~ 😂😂😂

  • @myraboudens9556
    @myraboudens9556 Před 3 lety

    Go straight to a rap hotel!!

  • @TheRooster-tv3vo
    @TheRooster-tv3vo Před 2 lety

    Lmao, but seriously people, go outside and live your lives!

  • @Venomous_471
    @Venomous_471 Před 3 lety

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cutechristaandfishyjay8955
    @cutechristaandfishyjay8955 Před 3 lety +10

    everyone that goes on holiday during a pandemic IS A DUD!

    • @fila6243
      @fila6243 Před 3 lety +2

      a dude you mean! independent, wealthy, a tan, lol....

    • @jackpontiac52
      @jackpontiac52 Před 3 lety +1

      Why not? You can get Covid there or you can get Covid here. WTF is the difference ?

    • @danielfrigo5360
      @danielfrigo5360 Před 3 lety

      🐑

  • @crushingvanessa3277
    @crushingvanessa3277 Před 3 lety

    They already know everything.

  • @anonymousxish
    @anonymousxish Před 3 lety

    Reminds me of the time i went through the us border, the guard was so stoned.Yes at the us border.They are just people,badge and a gun they become paul blart, mall cop!LOL.

  • @Inlinetodie
    @Inlinetodie Před 3 lety

    Least it's TRUE

  • @mccoolth
    @mccoolth Před rokem

    As a Canadian, I am still not allowed to travel to America, due to my "Selfish Freedom Decision".
    Who would have thought this would have happened in Canada?

  • @xJuiCYxxJaYx
    @xJuiCYxxJaYx Před 3 lety +3

    its true shaming is becoming a problem, this sketch depicts it perfectly....

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Před 3 lety

      This isn’t shaming per se; it’s the desperation a lot of us feel to experience anything other than our homes and essential trips out - and I would want to hear the details too

  • @user-mi2jj5iw2x
    @user-mi2jj5iw2x Před 3 lety +7

    This should be titled Canadians ask Americans on what freedom feels like.

  • @karimsadouni4758
    @karimsadouni4758 Před 3 lety

    Mexico Cuba all South America butter Canada America. Water good good food .people eating very good food. They don't care about $ no stress. No bills .no insurance .no parking ticket. Apartment rant very cheap to . Lots fun

  • @ekimunal
    @ekimunal Před 3 lety +3

    First like wow :)

  • @cvetlanasvet1107
    @cvetlanasvet1107 Před 3 lety

    That’s weird

  • @UnsaltedCashew38
    @UnsaltedCashew38 Před 3 lety +2

    Great skit! It's amazing how many people are going on non-essential trips and acting furious on TV when they are asked to stay in a hotel after returning. Like buddy, going to India to see family is not essential.

    • @tanyawieczorek7943
      @tanyawieczorek7943 Před 3 lety +3

      Who are you to say so?
      If someone's elderly relative is on their death-bed perhaps seeing them one last time is essential for them!!!

    • @UnsaltedCashew38
      @UnsaltedCashew38 Před 3 lety +1

      @@tanyawieczorek7943 Then they shouldn't go on TV to complain about being asked to self-isolate in a hotel until tested. I don't want that person standing next to me at the grocery store after traveling and not being tested, do you? Would you be ok if that Covid+ person is your mailman, store clerk or handles your food and gets your family severly sick?
      The UK strain of the corona virus is spreading in Canada for this exact reason!!
      Stay home, stop traveling - the rules are very clear and simple. Can video chat with family abroad.

    • @danielfrigo5360
      @danielfrigo5360 Před 3 lety +1

      🤦🐑

    • @tanyawieczorek7943
      @tanyawieczorek7943 Před 3 lety +2

      @@UnsaltedCashew38 I wouldn't give two shites if my mailman tested positive lol the "test" was never meant to be used for diagnostic purposes! Kary Mullis the creator of the PCR test (actually a replication cycle) said that if you do the replication enough times "you can find anything in anybody"! People have gotten both positive and negative test results on the same day LOL even if they test positive and they're asymptomatic, who bloody cares?? Asymptomic spread doesn't happen, it's just fear-mongering. Symptomatic? Now stay home!

    • @UnsaltedCashew38
      @UnsaltedCashew38 Před 3 lety +1

      @@tanyawieczorek7943 asymptomatic people do spread the virus. What has little effect on one person can kill the other.
      Even if you get covid, you don't show symptoms for the first 5 days while you're spreading it to other people. It's the primary way the illness is spreading, not by sick people sneezing on your face.
      You don't care about people making your family or yourself sick is maybe because you don't care if you or others die.
      HIV is asymptomatic but that doesn't mean it can't kill people. Ignorance is not bliss.

  • @freakyflow
    @freakyflow Před 3 lety

    You think you are funny? Let me ask you something What do you do for a living?........I'm a stand up comic.......Alright mister Stand up Head over to lane number 2 for inspection.............(my friend flicked his ash out the window And was told not to litter while in the USA OK! i will try not too he says with a confused look) The even better part was 3 border agents searching the car while the supervisor was asking him why he was giving the officer a hard time...I answered all her questions Never used fowl langauge Then showed the supervisor his flyer with his name on it And the comic club where he done stand up The supervisor had a smirk on his face for 000.1 seconds Grabbed the radio and told the other officer to pack it up

  • @donjames7971
    @donjames7971 Před 3 lety

    Both without masks within 2m ..?

  • @baggsy9349
    @baggsy9349 Před 3 lety +6

    Why aren't the actors social distancing? Are they insane?

    • @hawleyrigsby3123
      @hawleyrigsby3123 Před 3 lety +1

      Pretty sure they’re all green screened together. When the second agent was “swimming” he sort of swan through the first agent’s shoulder

    • @baggsy9349
      @baggsy9349 Před 3 lety +2

      O.k. that's better, but not perfect. Keeps them safe, but still has the appearance of a bad example.

    • @hawleyrigsby3123
      @hawleyrigsby3123 Před 3 lety

      @@baggsy9349 Absolutely. I don’t watch much current tv because I can’t stand their depiction of PPE. The masks, the gloves, the total lack of hand washing. Between a background in molecular bio and working a few months in long term care, it kind of makes me want to cry. At least I understand a bit better when I see people making mistakes in the real world.

    • @glennkerrison6108
      @glennkerrison6108 Před 3 lety +1

      Do you let the mainstream news do all your thinking for you? You have blind faith in governments and those that control them? Are you insane?

    • @hawleyrigsby3123
      @hawleyrigsby3123 Před 3 lety +1

      @@glennkerrison6108 Have a chat with an ICU nurse. No need for mainstream media. Stay off those conspiracy sites for awhile and live in the real world.

  • @secretfb7265
    @secretfb7265 Před 3 lety

    Rip down those face masks and chat. :) We all know this is B.S. whatever side we're on.

  • @BlackBox863
    @BlackBox863 Před 3 lety

    I really miss the Dominican right now

  • @oicub2
    @oicub2 Před 3 lety +1

    If you want to know what it's like to go on a nice all expenses paid vacation, just ask Justin Trudeau

    • @jackpontiac52
      @jackpontiac52 Před 3 lety +1

      He went to Barbados at X-mas and on our Dime !

  • @rosemariekammerloch1270

    You need to do a skit of how they shame people for travelling including the snowbirds arriving home.

  • @joeltaylor993
    @joeltaylor993 Před 3 lety +1

    You aren’t Beck Bennett dude stop.

  • @mariposa9506
    @mariposa9506 Před 3 lety

    "We were social distancing." "We had a dance party." We went through airports with thousands of other people to and from a foreign country. Do some travellers out there actually believe they are being covid safe?

    • @danielfrigo5360
      @danielfrigo5360 Před 3 lety

      The only way to be 100% safe is to hide in your basement.

    • @apjoeapjoe
      @apjoeapjoe Před 3 lety

      The Dance Party wasn’t real. The traveller was making it up for the benefit of the customs agents.

  • @MontrealPyrotechnics
    @MontrealPyrotechnics Před 3 lety +1

    This was pretty lame. I didn't find it funny. It was pretty repetitive.

  • @whitecapmadness7181
    @whitecapmadness7181 Před 3 lety +6

    Try this same skit with a white man for the traveller. Police dogs, hand cuffs, cavity search....

  • @johnhamilton8553
    @johnhamilton8553 Před 3 lety

    Is this show supposed to be funny?

  • @dogchow5602
    @dogchow5602 Před 3 lety

    😂