Sonic Adventure 2 RANDOMIZER w/ Penny, Chase, and Alfred!
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- čas přidán 15. 09. 2019
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Sonic: I'm shadow, the ultimate lifeform.
Shadow: *@$#
They stole each others identity!
Sonic: Yeah. How’s it fucking feel?
Beautiful
It’s even better when you know Jason was the voice actor for Shadow during Sonic X
Shadow realizes Sonic is committing identity theft
Broke: Yoshi commits tax evasion
Woke: Knuckles commits identity fraud
Lmao
REALSHIT: Memphis Tennessee goes to Subway
eggman commits hawaii nuke
Knuckles commits identity fraud starts at 8:04 and continues at 29:58
True true
17:52 This is Canon, sonic did a Shadow joke impression, and Shadow just said "FUCK YOU!"
“Im ThE cOoLeSt AnD tHe UlTimAtE lIfeFoRm”
“fuck you”
It literally killed me XDD
@@ghaniKSW2 LMAO SOMEONE NEEDS 2 DRAW THIS
💀💀
Literally just say "damn" In a husky voice
I'm obsessed with how Alfred changes his tone after being assigned the name 'Susan'
Assigned Susan
@@nerveagent1905 ASAB (assigned susan at birth)
Assigned susy🤣
@@fakehappiness3413 i like your username
@@jm98 thanks
I love the person in chat that immediately said _"PLEASE NOT THIS AGAIN"_ after Alfred came in to continue the Subway skit.
Oh my god that’s great
Mood
God entered the chat.
19:03 for anyone who’s wants to know
“Sir this is a McDonald’s”
Sonic: I’m Shadow the Hedgehog, the one and only Ultimate Life Form
Shadow:
*L I S T E N H E R E Y O U*
*L I T T L E S H I T*
Sonic: (Perfectly mimics Shadow)
Shadow:B@*!#
The best quotes EVER🤣🤣🤣
And oh god Alfred's laugh XDDD
17:50 for someone who doesn't find it
"Did you just mention c o c k & b a l l t o r t u r e to a customer?!" - Chase 19:39
J
Ye
Bruh it be torture
😂
I love these dweebs, but...
the Subway bit was rancid.
5:03 No idea why the "No, I'm a lesbian" response is so funny when it's literally just an honest response
Amadeusisme Because it just...is I guess.
Subversion is comedy, and sometimes subversion just means giving a straight answer in a comedic scenario
that definitely wasn't a straight answer.
@@WarioLandIV okay, a lesbian answer
It was just so sudden.
I think that the alternative title of the video should be:
"Grown people argue over sandwiches as Sonic characters swear".
I feel like "sandwich" is a very strong term for what the customer in this scenario is asking for.
Memento Mori, Lmao !
@@DolusVulpes Right, it's not even a lettuce wrap XD
And somehow fit in Knuckle’s identity theft, Baylee the One Punch Chao, and “MY NAME IS MILES PROWER”
*severe lisp* MY NAME IS MILES PROWER AND YOU'RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL
memphis tennessee goes to subway (asmr)
Feat. Sonic as the employee and Eggman as the manager.
God I might have to make my own variation on this now
How does he even eat it? He doesn’t even have a mouth.
@@shyguygaming5397 Obviously a gamer like him doesn't have time to eat with all the gaming he has to do. Hes too busy getting tilted at the towers. He instead is buying it while he waits for his game to load, and to make himself look better than all those beta cucks.
@@fetal.beetle07734 they're not even doing the voices so this joke doesn't even make sense!
Someone donated $10.98 which was the exact amount that the subway order costed in the starting bit
Neat
15:35
"Have a good night sir"
"FUCK YOU"
"Sonic is dead"
this is the reason every video game should include a randomizer from now on
ILWAG??? SLDKFJSDf
If I ever come near to anyone who develops a game with dialog, I will plead with them to create a dedicated dialog-shuffle.
Chris F.S. Ooh that’s a really cool idea!
I’m legit the thousandth like, OMG.
Vinny's randomized games are more proof.
*OMEGA COUNT HOW MUCH CHANGE HE USED TO PAY FOR THE LETTUCE*
I did this in the way that makes cents
underrated
THERE ARE ONLY 30 MILLION COINS ON THE SUBWAY DESK
See that wasn’t so hard
Metal well saying “cents” instead of “sense” kind of disproves that
24:40
"Tails has crawled into the husk of Eggman and is now controlling the body"
Predicted Sonic Riders Fandub
OMF G
o h
O. H.
Oh
“i guess i’m eggman now, so- that’s the story”
"You think you can hold me?" is Shadow's line for when he gets grabbed by a Boo. It's unused since Shadow doesn't have any stages with Boos.
Neat
Neat
EVERYONE SPAM "Neat" IN THE REPLIES
Neat
Neat
The subway bit was made 10x funnier by skipping through it
"I would like pamesan cheese"
"We're out of everything"
*Furious coin throwing*
That's the same comedy as removing the second and third panels of ctrl alt del comics
ON THE S I D E
"Would you like any olives"
"That's a seasoning not a cheese"
"That's disgusting that you would even ask me that"
On the wax paper
The subway bit was made 10x funnier by skipping it
35:53 *Points a gun at Amy's head* ARE YOU READY FOR THE CHAO GARDEN TOUR!?
I would be terrified then confused in that situation
Baylee needs her blood sacrifice
S e l e c t a *s t a g e*
That is the best way to ask if someone is ready to die I have ever heard.
Are you ready to visit the big Chao Garden in the sky?
7:44-Oh my God that is perfect
8:04-Knuckles Commits Identity Theft
8:51-Subway
17:42-Shadow’s Roar
18:39-Subway 2 ft. PaperBoxHouse
25:05-Al Gore’s Awakening
29:58-Knuckles 2nd Identity Theft
31:20-The Rise of Baylee
thank you for your services
KNUCKLES IDENTITY THEFT JUST HAPPENED
im 12 minutes into this video, the subway bit goes on for another 5 minutes minutes???,
Come back to peak
It had been done. And then succeeds at it! NOOOOOOOHOHOHO!!! NO HES STEALING EVERYONES IDENTITIES!
y'all the moment penny said "I'll call the manager" I got a skype call, the bit is too powerful
you are now the manager
assigned manager
@@makotoyuki5455 amab - assigned manager at birth
Sorry for being 2 years late but I would like to talk to you about a CERTAIN employee
you’re hired! /thr
Can the next dub be centered around Knuckles trying to commit identity theft?
I Knew Knuckles was The Master Mind All Along
First it was Yoshi's tax evasion, then it was Knuckles' identity theft
But knuckles didn't just steal their personal information, he stole their identity.
There is no eggman
There is no tails
There is no amy
Only knuckles
@@slitherywriter1711 he Monica's them
dubs are over bro
Amy: "I'm sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog!"
Penny: *"NO YOU'RE NOT"*
Time stamp?
best part! XD
someone gotta animate that!
3:04
Penny: IM THE haha, one, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
@@ross4fun966 you got it :))
14:36 Someone in chat said "this a jerma joke"
I can entirely see Jerma do that same bit by himself.
7:45 Snake Eater with the vocals isolated playing over a lone figure climbing up a tunnel is my aesthetic.
not gonna lie: that subway skit was still a believable-enough situation to make me kinda anxious throughout
As someone who has worked in retail, this entire stream was a g o n i z i n g .
Anyone who has worked ANY public job can relate XD
Oh shit same
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING LIKE,, WHEN HE SAID "your job is not to think, is it?" I LITERALLY WENT "SDKJHGFDKS UUUGHHHGHGHG"
Wow
Why do Penny Parker and her friends keep accidentally making gods?
Amberwing Tundrawing her my guy?
Please dont add to my comment if you're going to be disrespectful. Thank you
@Black Jesus if you check the channel’s description, it say “If you like girls (me)” and her friends call her a she. Please don’t just assume someone’s gender by the sound of their voice
*Grabs popcorn*
@@Gio-kg4gb no they are right that's a girl
18:07
“The randomizer works perfectly!”
*Rouge immediately zooms straight into space*
Ah yes, exactly as intended
"This is a racing game"
When do they have the time to turn their vehicles into F1 cars
The Al Gore bit was so well excecuted. I can practically imagine Chase staring at Alfred, rocking back and forth and crying, and Penny is fake smiling, like "It's just the level, it's just the level, it's just the level, it's just the level-"
Someone draw this omg
The entire subway bit gave me such extreme anxiety. I'm laughing but I'm also so stressed. Chase is too good of an actor lmao.
I knew they were only acting, but I was also deadass expecting a fight to break out at any moment. The suspense was killing me.
I ended up shouting through my phone lmao
It's like Arin's rage to subway
Chase is just a younger male Karen
What time frame was that??
Sonic saying he was Shadow was actually just him mocking Shadow.
"Look at me, I'm Shadow! I'm the ultimate life form! &($*@!"
"I'll just get some water."
*beat*
"If you say you're out of water..."
"I'm going to _climb over this turnstile, and hit you in the _*_mouth."_*
Alternative title: Sonic and friends' mental stability crumble while a Subway customer and two employees are nearly 3 sentences away from throwing hands.
Then, Al Gore Appears
@@pinkertonbyweezer And tries to murder the funny Moon Piss man
Side-Story: Knuckles tries to commit identity theft and is successful twice.
Epilogue: The Speed Demon of the Chao Garden
“I’m not Al Gore anymore. I DigiVolved. Into Mitt Romney.”
The most foreboding sentences in existence.
THEN BAYLEE EITHER IS GOD OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
Add Baylee to the Sonic bible
Baylee for smash.
Ah, someone else finally knows about Polygon and the Sonic Bible..
Both.
Baylee vs Brassmo think about it
I imagine that Chase always speaks in *bold*
*If you say you're out of water, I will climb over this turnstyle a n d p u n c h y o u i n t h e m o u t h.*
thank you for putting it into words. i've been trying to articulate what scout's voice sounds like to me for a while
@@coyotixPenny talks in sans serif and Alfred talks in Arial 14pt.
@@afrofaeries Ryan talks in italicized comic sans
27:14 - Alfred was singing "Let Us Adore You"
Also, 25:07 is the start of the Al Gore saga.
@Finley Forevermore so glad I’m not the only one who heard that
"CBT stands for Carrot, Bacon and Tomato" - Alfred, (2019)
19:30
The Subway bit was too real. Skip 8:42 - 15:38 and 18:29 - 24:40 for anyone else that doesn't want to relive retail hell.
It perfectly encapsulates that feeling
Thank you
I’m having PTSD flashbacks
thank you!
What the heck dyou mean this is the best part of this lmao
"I was gonna put it
O N T H E S I D E"
then some dude in chat just says "penny SNAPPEDcube"
Most certainly
TheOddOnesOut: First time?
The whole exchange between Penny and Chase from 3:15 to 4:02 is just hilarious and wholesome.
"I was gonna put them... on *THE SIDE!* "
sends me every single time
I keep repeating that part lmfaoo
@@NarakunoHana100 saaame
can i get a timestamp please?
@wtfishapend thanks
My favorite exchange is:
“Who’s your favorite sonic VA?”
“Jason.”
“Oh really? If Jason asked you on a date would you go?”
“No because I’m a lesbian.”
Lillie Blue 4:57
One of the best parts of the video let’s be real😂👌
He should have said friend date
I mean, isn’t Penny an actual Lesbian?
I respect that! ✨
Neon-Lights The Casual Inkling Yeah she’s a lesbian, I also believe she’s trans. I respect it too👍🏽
when I look back on the Penny Archives, I think the clearly best joke of all time is when they spent nearly fucking ten minutes of acting out a customer service dispute entirely straight faced with no fucking jokes dispersed through out
I think I know why lesbian was in all caps in the closed captioning when Penny said it. It’s an acronym like GUN. She’s a soldier of the paramilitary organization known as:
Legendary
Elite
Soldiers
Battling
Intergalactic
Aliens of
Nefariousness
To me that is now What lesbian stands for lol
As hilarious as that Subway bit was... It REAAALLLY wasn't that far off. Especially at night which was why I lost it when she said "it's 11pm sir"
someones gotta animate the subway bit. please it had me crying
Yes! This needs to happen.
Sorry we’re all out of animators
@@elibeth8399 Okay....ummm....oooo...What about the Anime Memers?
@@elibeth8399 Soup store.
javier carrion why are you looking for animators at the soup store?????
17:42 I love this part so much
Shadow: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*Penny laughs*
I love how they gradually shifty from playing sonic adventure 2 randomized, to just roleplaying about a subway order.
- Penny, I love your laugh
- SUBWAY ADVENTURE 2: CHEESE-WAX LETTUCE
- I can't believe Penny and Alfred are parents
- parents of A GOD (Baylee)
Wait they're p a r e n t s?
Ok I see
Diecast YT
*b a y l e e*
eggman x sonic fanfic coming up in the day
17:52 Sonic: "I'm Shadow the Hedgehog, the one and only Ultimate Life Form."
Shadow: "FOUND YOU, FAKER!"
Identity theft
More like "FOUND YOU, FUCKER!"
Shadow: i found you f*cker
no, he said "I FOUND YOU F@#KER
35:53 "Ready for the Chao Garden tour?" while pointing your gun is raw AF
i love how chase's laugh is like a polite chuckle that can evolve into a full laugh, while penny's is just full throttle all the time
12:52 This moment filled me with so much unbridled rage because I’ve worked in the service industry for so many years that I’ve experienced this exact thing.
Tommy Jenkins someone understands this! These 2 bits put me so on edge hate it!
You’ve had someone ask you for just lettuce with Parmesan cheese on the wax paper?
As a person who works in customer service.
I fucking believe you dude
Anyone who has worked ANY public job can relate, working at an amusement park I have a SPIRITUAL CONNECTION with this dude XD
Nah he's right though, parmesan isn't a "cheese," in that you can get it AND provolone or something and it doesn't cost extra.
Chase has ascended, he's Karen now.
Khase/Caren
The god of Karen
God save us retail workers.
Karen,Al Gore and Mitt Romney all in one
Penny's improv anger always seems to put a smile on my face
16:23
“You may be able to Grind on that pipe coming out of his mouth!” Why is sonic telling me to
"My name is Miles Prower, but everybody calls me Tails!"
"No! *That's no good!* You spoiled my plans!"
"I'm afraid to call myself a hunter!" *sad*
"ROARRR!"
UPDATE: I'm laughing myself to death because of this identity theft scene. How did that go under my radar the first time?
Etienne “$#@!”
Sonic lied about his identity and SSN to Knuckles so Knuckles couldn't steal his identity, thus spoiling Knuckles' plans
Broke: Weed Crystal
Woke: Slimy Knuckles
wHEEL sluckles
Ascended: Parmesan cheese on the side
So around 37:20 this video just yelled at me specifically and it terrified me
And now the military and police are chasing you. Do you care if they know who you are Walter?
38:30 For anyone wondering, that's a spacesuit. It's a costume unlocked for multiplayer by getting A-ranks on every one of a character's stages/missions and there's one for each of the main cast.
Holy shit that entire Subway bit was so real it was visceral
Poor guy just wanted a damn sandwich XD
That wasn't no sandwich
That was lettuce in a wrapper with parmesan cheese
she was gonna put it
*_o n t h e s i d e_*
13:28
o h,
you are...
*T E R R I B L E .*
at your job.
These three have so much chaotic energy, if they stay in the same room for at least a whole week they would probably create a whole new universe in just that room.
calm down it isn’t that hype
24:56
Alfred: BBY GORRILA
Penny: It's baby Winston
Alfred: (Silent 'nam flashback) ....now you've ruined it
Penny: (Laughter)
Scout: Why'd you ruin it for Alfred, Penny?
Penny: I'm sorry
Penny's laugh > oxygen ❤
YEEEEEEESSSSS !!!
CUTTEEEE
No no, Penny's voice = oxygen
@@EvilGuacamoleGaming that would be... Well, not optimal
I dont know how to reply
8:32 Can we take a moment to acknowledge Knuckles the *most hot headed character that never thinks things through* DUPES tails and Eggman the two smartest characters in sonic lore!
he did go to collage
His brain is ever growing, alongside his gullible-ness.
Of all the randomized lines that don’t turn into a bit, for some reason “Don’t forget about Y button! Y button is important too!” has just stuck in my brain
11:33 Chase's asshole character was so strong it made IRL Chase shitty enough to break the "yes, and" rule of improv.
i was gonna put them
*_ON THE SIDE_*
Andy 13:29
...Oh, you are *terrible* at your job.
**heavy sigh** parmesan cheese?
@@vantasm ... _Please._
I love how Penny's channel is an excuse to do long and elaborate, audio improve with friends.
i hate to be that person *but*
improv*, derived from improvisation
@@spexification Yes, thank you for catching the year old typo lol
@@spexification ACTUALLY UH UH YOUR MOM* GET LMAOED
@@DrMoonRose how will i....... ever recover............. from that........................................
32:50 Baylee does indeed give no fucks, she gives negative.
26:21 THE PERSON IN CHAT SAYING "its so weird these are people my age" OMG💀💀
*_After much debate on the customers eating habits, and two failed attempts to contact the store manager, the concerned yet sassy Subway employee finally complies with the bizarre wishes of the picky patron._*
_"Okay, I will get you your lettuce."_
*_Clicking his tongue against the roof of his mouth, the customer stands on the opposite side of the display glass with folded arms, coldly watching as the overly inquisitive part-time handler loads 18 servings of lettuce onto the wax paper._*
_"Wrap it up."_
*_He states pointedly, raising his right hand and swirling his index finger about in an exaggerated motion, before tucking his hand back into it's original placement._*
*_The employee pauses, glancing up from the shredded lettuce with a befuddled expression, in complete disbelief of the increasing oddity of the customer requests._*
_"You want me to_ *_wrap_* _it?"_
*_She inquires incredulously, arching an eyebrow._*
_"Yes, that's what you_ *_do."_*
*_The customer snaps back with equal incredulity and irritability, clearly exasperated by the pain staking process he'd suffered through in order to acquire his leafy greens._*
_"Okay-"_
*_The employee concedes, quickly raising her hands in surrender before proceeding to do as asked. Still feeling his instruction was necessary, the customer continued on._*
_"You wrap it in the wax paper and put it in the-"_
_"Yeah, no, no, no- nono, I got it."_
*_The unsupervised worker quickly interrupted, agitated by the customers blatant insulting of her intelligence- neatly wrapping the lettuce up in the sandwichless sandwich bag with an indignant grumble._*
_"I know how to do my job, sir."_
_"Yeah, well you could have fooled me."_
*_He scoffed, glancing off to the side with a light shake of his head._*
*_Sighing dejectedly, the employees shoulders sagged briefly, wondering why she even bothered before she asked the damning question._*
_"Would you like any olives with that, or...?"_
_"No."_
*_The customer quickly refused, pursing his lips before turning back to the employee- staring down at the counter rather than at the young lady herself; seemingly pondering a last minute decision before finally voicing his desires in a hushed, almost guilty tone._*
_"Okay, but I would like you to sprinkle some Parmesan cheese on it."_
(This is the content I subscribed for.)
It's- it's _beautiful._
"On the wax paper?"
*short heavy sigh * "On the wax paper."
Timestamp?
@@goldennoodle87
12:34 _and onwards. Enjoy~_
This sounds like a weird fan fic
35:14 her name was Baylee too at first, but the Alpha Baylee made her take the L
Addictivemeh Nailed it xD
DAMN
Baylee for smash
I love how Penny immediately bursts out laughter at every line regardless if the line is funny or not
31:06 is when the madness begins.
That subway roleplay has me legitimately stressed. Perfect.
4:15
“THE BOMBS ARE ABOUT TO GO OFF SONIC!!”
*Sonic casually strikes a pose while you can see the incoming nuclear blast*
😂😂
*Gotta pose before I f u c k i n g c e a s e t o e x i s t*
There goes Hawaii, there goes Hawaii, the island is gone, there goes Hawaii...
@@jadeaaron2003 *N O O O O O O*
@@helvarstark4282 there goes hawa- *E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E EE E E E E E*
Penny: OH NO! OH NO!
19:47 SOMEONE DONATED $10.98 I’M FUCKING ON THE GROUNDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
8:09 knuckles tries to commit identity theft
Why is there a swearing sound clip?!
Mister Moon Within the game data, there is a placeholder for voice clips that’s literally a censor beep. If you wanna see it in action, search up SpeepsHighway’s video on SA2.
Mister Moon Why wouldn’t there be
you don't think shadow *wouldn't* say fuck?
Censor beep is just a space filler file. It's more likely an internet tone beep
they cussed in sonic adventure 2???????????????????????
8:50 - 15:38
18:38 - 24:32
This is what the voices in my head sound like while I'm trying to sleep.
So lettuce is keeping you up? Ok
@@nan0phone I think I'm a veggie
sonic is ded
@@jadeaaron2003 Oh my god I can't believe sanic is fucking dead
this is simultaneously the best and absolute worst
37:26 The fact that this is so in sync with Eggman's movements is pure comedy gold and totally in character at the same time.
The music choice here makes this whole thing even better
funniest thing that happened in my randomized playthrough:
Tails: He was what he was... A brave and heroic hedgehog, who gave his life to save this planet... Shadow the Hedgehog
Sonic: I like running better!
24:51 the way Chase says gorilla gives me such pleasure
Literally every time I see a gorilla I say it in the way Chase does right there
The R Roll is so satisfying
I love how they're casually talking while Throw It All Away blasts in the background.
*~Gor-r-r-reela~*
It's low poly monke!
This just devolved into an intense Subway RP session and I love it.
😭 even years later scout and penny doing the subway bit makes my stomach churn remembering working in food service jvnekgjejf shes too good at playing an entitled customer
The Al Gore bit might actually be the most deranged bit I've ever seen anyone do on stream. and I say that as a Jerma viewer
*Sees Thumbnail* Oh it's probably Just gonna be the main game with swapped characters for the leve-
*First cutscene plays and swearing and dying horse noises occur* And here we go.
"Welcome to my abode. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so _tilted_ at the _towers."_
"Um, this isn't really tilted OR a tower..."
callbacks
@@SaintSentry Well you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.
@@theinimitablejora522 I'd like to be in the friendzone. I like friends!
It's not as pleasant as you think they don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item Memphis Tennessee 2006
My favorite part about the Subway bit is a chat member who kept telling Penny and Chase to end the bit like that member runs the stream
the angry customer / coworker that refuses to defuse the situation bit was TOO real y'all
Use the B button to grab it, then use the analogue to swing.
*yell*
*swear*
This is easy to master!
No context.
Logic:1000000000
37:27 If Knuckles said this i would have been brought to tears.
LOL CAUSE THE ID THING HE SAID LMAO
I really wish the full stream was still available online. There were so many great moments that weren't included here.
8:48 I came for random shit to make me giggle.
I got Memphis Tennessee ordering Subway from Blaze.
This video did not disappoint. 10/10 on Yelp.
Should the day come that you guys do a fan-dub of the Shadow the Hedgehog game, that would be hilarious.
Or a Sonic Adventure dub
Maybe Heroes too.
con-FIIIIRMED
Wow you called it
Oh hey
31:18 Baylee is the embodiment of “Everytime you’re not running I’m coming closer”
Baylee for smash
Daniel Cohen *no tier is worthy of being blessed by Baylee, Baylee is baylee teir*
*Brassmo flashbacks*
Brassmo and Baylee race when?
"I am 100 meters from your current location and approaching rapidly"
I love penny’s reaction when she heard green hill she was like Nani 36:08
25:06 al gore but will always make me laugh