Dice Jackanory | Barshens
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- čas přidán 28. 07. 2024
- Lets make up a story using the power of dice! Who can come up with the worst best story with the images the dice provide?....what story would you have done? What is your favourite type of sock? All random questions aren't they, but yet you are still reading this, just a CZcams description box, nothing more, nothing less, but yet we've got your attention now haven't we, so, um, yeah, enjoy the video....
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"join us again next week for a format that doesn't work"
well, I've been here since day one, so might as well keep watching, love it
Here here, I love Paul's chaotic nonsense formats lol
It's been fun to see how it evolved from two men meeting at a CZcams convention with only their relative age in common, leaving them apart from the young crowd, thus forming a bond that led to them collaborating with their CZcams channels as both were relevant to food in very different ways that somehow complemented each other. This led to a series, which led to a channel, which led to me making this pointless comment at 3AM. Hooray.
CrAzYgIrL yep, and it leads to us looking forward to the new episode every Friday but don't ask me to explain why because this is madness. Why would anyone go out of their way to watch this insanity every week that we go out of our way to watch every week.
Same here man.
As this video ended, a flower grew
its snowing on mt fuji
I put a flower in my butt once
Barshens, with avant-garde, experimental thumbnails!
Linton's getting fed up with the bullshit.
An analysis of Eli's story:
The woman is alone and wants a child. The bananas are phallic but useless, reminding her that she has no way of having a child. The man arrives and she thinks that he is a child, desperate as she is to be a mother. She offers him all she has (her bananas) and he cries, maybe out of gratitude or pity, and a flower grew. That flower represents the child that was born of their exchange. The end.
I believe the flower in that moment is signifying fertility of this man. But it grows from his tears, showing that his fertility does not bring happiness. This implies that they would have a child.
But obviously enough, this is something she has been longing for. She lives in a lighthouse full of bananas, which is pretty on the nose. But considering the audience, it needs to be a bit on the nose.
The fog represents her misery and her glasses represent IVF treatment
I won't be surprised if there's a Hentai doujin out there with this exact story.
The reason I subscribed to Barshens is for the video formats that don't work
Pissflaps
"We all know where this is going, but let's see it through."
Literally my life.
Barry’s was the darkest, Stuart’s was the most well thought out, Eli’s was the dirtiest, and Ryan’s was the laziest. Sounds about right
Your mother!!!
I disagree
Stuart's story would have been a 9 if Paul had let him know how much time he had left.
#StuartWasRobbed
I find it so enlightening that 5 blokes, who just hang out and put out video's ;can produce such laughter inducing skit's out of just being them self's... refreshing.
Themselves**
I never laugh so hard, being on my own, as I do watching Barshens.. It's just right up my alley.. And then a flower grew.
Eli, why did you have to justify your story. You almost killed an innocent soul through laughter.
Paul is hosting? I bet this format will work flawlessly!
Ashens' story was the best. It had the most emotion.
kinda makes you realize why his gamechild movie is one of the best youtuber movies. it's not great, but it's an actual film with a story and likable characters.
@@thomasjenkins7506 I agree Mr Grass Mask
Barry's story , "the weight of the car has slit the whales head off and it dies" i almost died laughing many times at this
Later Miggy the cat found the family that killed the whale, they had already cut it up into pieces so she could carry it, but in order to steal it she had to kill the entire Johnson family which was karma for all they had killed and this is a run-on sentence.
Stuart had Double Dragon on the mind, renaming Jimmy to Billy midway through his story
What about Bimmy?
Bimmy to Jimmy!
Bummy?
Personally, I would have made it so only the storyteller saw the dice, and the rest had to guess what it was, in what order.
No one noticed billy started out as jimmy. :)
It should really be Bimmy.
Perhaps this is a back story to Billy, Stuart's bread knife and Miggy is some sort of courier that delivers Billy bread and food to consume.
@@drunkenhobo8020 Bimmy...?! Wha- Bimmy isn't even a real name!!!
@@umbaupause Sure it is. It's like in "Bimmy and Jimmy Lee".
I did
RIP cat, bird, & whale
Ryan's Eli impression is shockingly good.
And it's an accidental impression, too!
Stuart’s one genuinely made me cry
"Every week a different format that doesn't work" is a good format for this channel, that definitely works.
#Eliwasrobbed
I wanna see Miggy 2: Winter Solider
When Barry got the cat dice, I thought the sequel was going to happen right then!
Surely you should have called it Barshenory? I know Gannon isn't the champion of succinct sentences but that's staring you in the face, that is.
I very much enjoyed the boys’ telling their childhood stories. A tear fell, but only because you threw trash at his feet.
ITS PHALLIC!
Oh man I loved these sections on Cheapshow. Now we just need Barshens, "Don't get mad"! Paul, Eli, i'm counting on you guys!
Check out somewhere around the end of Episode 100 of Cheapshow and you'll somewhat get that in the meantime
Eli is a true playwright
Ashens: What a bunch of c...
Linton: *queues cheery intro*
Looking back, I was half-expecting Jimmy to get electrocuted. Either that, or finally confront the Pulsating Mass.
Still odd that Jimmy turned into Billy half-way through. Maybe he empathized with another boy and learned how to shapeshift into Billy.
1:19 - That background song I can only associate to a cartoon about a murderous toy bear! 😭😭
Eli’s rant at the end had me in stitches. Please do this again. This was brilliant! I wasn’t expecting Barry to get so dark either.
Eli was robbed, the man just unlocked story telling.
#barryneedsallthehelphecanget
Please we may take a moment to appreciate the editor's fade to black and gunshot at the end, you edgy art student you
Well you ruined that
I wouldn't say ruin, more just acknowledged it, cause I don't think many people would've actually seen it
No...I mean, I kinda realized how it was going to go, but Barry's was really the worst. I think he's a lovely guy, but...come on.
"I would like to meet the kids, so we can have a free willy element there." - Eli J. Silverman, 2018
You guys are so creative and witty, I adore that in you!
next on My Virgin Kitchen...How to cook up a roadkill buffet on a bright and sunny day!!
Then on MVK:A banana burger, made with copious quantities of bananas/phallic symbols, and an odd drink made from old man's tears/symbolic semen seed...
*"Ahhhh" said Henerietta* :D :D
The way these happy stories end horribly gives me flashbacks to watching Watership Down
Bright eyes, burning with fire…
Eli's dog impression was the best thing ever
Eli is the greatest human being alive
Also. It's www.thecheapshow.co.uk
Sigh....
Its cool, Google got your back. Subbed
This reminds me of “There once was a pair of trousers named erm... Dave! Who lived in a forest”
Loved the cut to black and gun shot ending
I see Linton went to the same film school as Ryan.
Linton I see your art student ending and I love you for it
Eli and Paul are the new Bert and Ernie.
Rik and Ade.
Only Eli would come out of this...
Stuart has spent too much time with Eli to follow his phallic metaphors
Barry's story is the post-credits scene of Ashens'. RIP Miggy the cat.
#EliWasRobbed
Please do more story cubes. This was great fun. :)
'A excellent story'
0:48 It's a shart, surely. Gotta keep on brand.
Who needs Shakespeare when you have the Barshens crew?
Bardshens.
Eli gets a one, as in that was one great story. Paul is wrong #Eliwasrobbed
Can we just have a segment where Eli improvises stories?
We need them to be drunk, or getting increasingly drunk through the time of one video
i only just realised that part way through Stuart’s story, the boy’s name changed from Jimmy to Billy
Ryan just staring down the camera as Eli tries to explain his story speaks to me
This is going to give me some very troubling nightmares
#EliWasRobbed 😆😂🤣
I love barshens. A lot. Thanks guys.
Couldn't even get the cocking URL for the Cheap Show right Linton, they'd be right to not pay you!
Just kidding, your editing is what really makes the show, keep it up, especially when it depresses you to hell and back!
what a bunch of Barshens indeed
Gee- what happened to the third Johnson kid- Howard?
Oh yeah. He stayed home to work on his resort idea. ;)
Heck yeah, a new Barshens
I love Barry's laugh! 🤣
Once again, I’m here just before work👏🏼
Called.... BERNARD.
im fucked up on pain meds and this video felt like a calamity
That thumbnail is mr beast level
A BUNCH OF WHAT? I MUST KNOW!
i actually liked this format.. good show!
As a Battletech player, I find this process of rolling multiple dice one at a time irrationally frustrating. XD
BARRY MY MAN THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
Been watching barshens for over a year and just now figured out Eli's patch
To be fair, crackanory was on Dave. It wasn't quite channel 5 levels of miserable. Also weirdly despite originally being in a visual medium, it's all available for free on Audible
should start the next one with puals ending to " miggy the cat".
I glad that Barry didn't get robbed.
The hot air balloon to the sun sounds familiar as an actual story element. I think it was in an Arthur or something and the things I put up with hearing for these people.
So if Eli is the old man, then his reaction to the burger shows his fear of commitment?
Narative blueballs.
The website name for the podcast is wrong, it needs a "the" at the start.
More Bars VS Hens please!
I Like Barshens.
it was Dave not channel 5 wasnt it?
It was Dave.
[shakes fist] *GANNON!!*
Eli is an artist
Why in the world did you let Paul, of all the crew, run this thing? Paul doesn't believe in rules or order.
These guys need to play cards against humanity 😂
How come I can't join you for the same format that _does_ work?
Only started watching this, but there better be a return of Vegemite Charlie!
Barry wasnt robbed!
dem forheads
Too much fun
TomCat
@14:26 the url doesn't work. it should be thecheapshow.co.uk
its been fixed now - in that typing in www.cheapshow.co.uk will now send you onto www.thecheapshow.co.uk - i blame Linton!!!!
Jimmy was so ill that his name changed to Billy after meeting Miggy
6:56 is great
What's with the audio this episode?