Amane Kanata - An Easy Target For Frauds
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- čas přidán 7. 06. 2020
- Other hololive members try to sell stuffs to the PPTenshi, Amane Kanata.
Stream source :
• 占いの素質があるのは誰？！ビッグゴッドミォー...
Subscribe to their channel and support them :
Kanata Ch. : / @amanekanata
Korone Ch. : / @inugamikorone
Luna Ch. : / @himemoriluna
Mio Channel : / @ookamimio
Okayu Ch. : / @nekomataokayu
Subaru Ch. : / @oozorasubaru
Thanks to なめたけ (Nametake-san) for allowing me to use their clips as reference of making this translated clip.
Clip reference : • あらゆる商法に引っかかり財布を破壊される天音...
なめたけ's channel : / @holonametake - Zábava
Salesman : slaps roof of the car*
Car: side mirror falls*
Salesman: it's detachable!
Kanata: I'll buy it. . .
Lmao
*Mio Wheeze
Big 草
deka kusa
Lmaoooo
Okayu is the most ruthless one but Luna is the most dangerous one because she left scamming with good feeling from her victim, she can go back & scam her again in the future lol
For me Korono also scary one
こんだけ長い文章なのに翻訳すると1行なの草
Sales talk: **exist**
Kanata: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!*
it's free real estate
**S T O N K S**
Good thing a certain Alien Foxcat didn't join in
Shut up and take my money
Title: Looking for successor of Mio
Reality: Battle of scammers
*Speech 100*
They did have an actual advice section for each other afterwards. They only scammed PPT. lol
Mio in a nutshell: Tries to commit mischief through fake fortune telling - becomes Hololive's mama and personal counselor instead.
Kanta:where could i use these junk for
Our angel is truly too good for reality of scams and frauds 😂
"Kanata-chan, there's something I want to ask first"
*glances back with a smug grin*
"Do you trust Subaru?"
Subaru extorted her the least and even gave her her own idol water, so she sold herself pretty cheap!
@@yoursonisold8743 idol water at 5000 yen is a *steal*. It's probably 10x more if it were, say, Haachama's
Power Move
@John Smith Me vomiting over there.
@@yoursonisold8743 Yeah but even with Subaru's cheap price her pitch was the most scary. lol It balances out.
Luna is the most dangerous one. Not only got her for the first one, but left on a good note so a second or third one are on the table.
Luna is a devilish mastermind underneath that cute smile nanora
that is one of the methods to persuade people with their charm or relationship especially the opposite gender... tbh i agree that is the worst one lol.
imagine you fall in love so bad to a woman, and that woman is like luna x'D
She be offering that bracelet that even thanos would give everything for...
@@jdcreep5394 so thanos knew the dark goons from wh40k also the cthulhu fanart animation by marry weather? forgot the channel name, cant wait for confrontation with admiral spee of cadia counterforcer then the planet broke the guards never snitch
Korone : "Even if you didn't take a bath for 2~3 days that wouldn't be a problem"
A certain Kagura : *_"I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK"_*
Subaru : "Water from an idol's backstage"
Oh no Subaru is reviving -gamer- idol girl bathwater xD
truth is there are people who sell those kinda things
in concerts or lives, the artists occasionally run backstage to swap clothes etc, normally there's someone watching there and making sure nobody touches their things, but since the water bottles are changed each time (one person one bottle one straw), the chance to snatch one away is there
@@aquaventus tf who the heck would even buy those
If it was Soras im sure Kanata wouldve bought it all
@@justinmmos7219 w e e b s
@@justinmmos7219 you'd be surprised
Lmao Luna literally used the "Power of Friendship" card
And it worked!
From literally Princess Luna, would you expect anything else?
"How are you gonna pay us Kanata?"
*Kanata pointing at self* "I can't"
*Kanata pointing at Jesus Christ* "But he can"
Jesus: I'll absolve your sins for this angel's payment to your goods
Jesus'll check his bank balance, then find out he's broke because of Kanata
(cough) uh, this is entrapment and, uh, i invoke my right to a lawyer
Jesus died for Kanata's stuff.
I know these are just jokes, but my freakin mind keeps on telling me the comments here are actually canon 😆
I'm easy, no matter how useless the product is if a cute anime girl is selling it I would buy it.
That's how superchat works
Why not buy the girl instead lol
Lumia yeah i know right thats a win-win situation if I’ve ever seen one
So u're willing to buy a 1000 dollar bath water tube ???
Im sorry i have to do this to another vtuber lover but.....
SIMP!
Luna is the most dangerous, not only did she managed to scam Kanatan to buy TWO and give her one, but she made Kanata happy to be scammed. At least with the others, there was a lingering feeling of regret.
If this keeps up her funds for the mini hololive house will be destroyed. She’s buying magic beans.
Don’t worry, if she buy the spiritual nori, her percentage of super chat during streams will increase considerably.
Or better yet, she would be funding hololive house for okakoro
The best thing about this is hearing the others crack up in the background.
*Mio Wheeze Intensifies
Speech 100
Cynicism 0
Belief 100
Bargaining 100
Smart 0
sanity -1000
Broke 100
cute 10000
Luna: You know there's something called Power Stone, right?
Me: Ah, yes. The classic 1999 Dreamcast game.
Himemori Luna, true age exposed!?
@@neostorm999 oooh
So marine is not alone
@@neostorm999 nah i think they were talking about qidian powerstones.
I think of the Mega Man 5 weapon, which is just as useless
Mio laughing her ass off at every scam attempts is what keeps me going
Korone: Even if you didn’t take a bath for 2 or 3 days, that wouldn’t be a problem.
Kagura Mea: I want that
I think Mea likes being smelly.
Its feels like okayu has experience scamming people, i mean she was so smooth talking to tenshi into buying her product
She's *always* smooth talking
@shatuy1808 she lives with her grandma in the countryside before moving into city in mid 2020 she help her grandma onigiri stores
Sora: this is a-
PPTenshi: i'll buy 1,000,000 pieces
¥1,000,000 each
She’s too adorable being scammed by everyone
Kanata: *exist*
Scammer businessman: "Its free real estate"
Luna's a shrewd businesswoman, using the emotion card but I guess that kind of sales talk can work on Kanatan. As expected of the negotiation skills of a A̶s̶a̶C̶o̶c̶o̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶l̶e̶r̶ princess.
Ishigami: whatever happens I advise you never to go alone in any parties if your like that ,you'd be so easy to fool...
Me: never in my life would I agree with this statement especially when its about kanata
I was the 70th like to this comment but I feel it's worth
I love how everyone scammed Kanata and bailed when she brought up a cooling off period.
Cooling off period? Wht does that mean?
@@waterflow9175 A period in time after signing a contract where the buyer can back out without any loss
@@waterflow9175 just like steam refund policy
@@Yuzuripe oh ok i understand now, i did try buying a game but doesnt work on my pc maybe because it was too heavy so i refunded it
@@waterflow9175 Pardon me if I'm wrong, but it is something where you can get a refund for any items your children who have bought items(online shopping)using your money without any permission.
I'm not really too sure, but that's what I vaguely remember.
Mio's wheezing is the reason i'm alive
"I'm a clean freak, y'know?"
Ah, so Kanata-chan is just trying to _clean_ her wallet with all of this. What dedicate angel, that Kanata-chan is.
Deception check, Intimidation check, Deception check, Persuasion check
(roll) "2."
"Pass."
This makes many wish to pledge and protect PPTenshi from scammers.
Soo cute!~
I want to donate to her but will it feed her scams?
@@kagebunshin3772 im sure she's only like this to her close friends!
Holy crap, I love these girls so much.
Lol Luna's scam was so smart 😂
I know right? She didn't use any ridiculous "You have already agreed and cant revoke it, here are 5 extra fine print rules in the contract" scam. She just straight made Kana-chan want to buy the bracelets and actually be happy about it. That's the perfect scam.
That's how high school girls do scam
4:25 okayu's explanation basically summarize most of mr.beast's videos
Luna case, kanata was quite voluntary after hearing the cost even though she could buy only one but she bought 2 out of friendship. Okayu and korone only review the cost after kanata agree to buy. This is straight up scammer.
In the United States, it's a power harassment lawsuit.
However, there Holo live...no rules...!
My abdominal muscles are terrifyingly training.....................help,
Friends: *exist*
Kanata: RIP my wallet.
Me: "Kanata. Be careful.. It's a cruel world out their with devilish people that will consume your soul as an 😇."
Kanata: (Sees a product), "I'll take one"
Man... i'd hate to encounter Okayu as salelady and even met Luna as a friend...
I can see my savings flying away from me.
Salesman: "do you trust me?"
Kanata: "with every cell of my body"
i really love these types of videos where they get together and do things like this, really makes me wish i could understand japanese so i could watch the full vids
Okayu really sounds like she is part of an MLM (Pyramid Scheme)
"Big God" lol
Subaru-san?! I thought your goal was to befriend 4th gen? Not traumatize them with scams.
But out of the 4, her product is the cheapest.
@@chenxingjie8992 that may be, but her sales pitch was the the most effective one.
4:15 Sounds like a fengshui scam 😂
I LOLed multiple times. thank you for posting this. XD
Marketing phd level
Back stage Idol water ™
Oh, I just understood why Okayu referred Mio as Big God....
Her name Ookami(大神) literally means Big God.., Oo(大)means Big, and Kami(神) means God...
I first thought she meant Korone because god is an anagram of dog... stupid me...
Korone is God Dog
Inugami Korone also mean: The Dog God Korone.
@@CyclingNeko The hololive gamers is basically the first holomyth before the holoEN like ina and mori
Okayu is a youkai cat
Korone is god of dog
Mio is a wolf god(her big god nickname is a wordplay that okayu uses ,her name is ookami which mean wolf but she uses kami, a kanji for god hence the wolf god)
No bulli the Tenshi!!
Thanks for the heads up
One of the few moments PPTenshi acts like an actual innocent and gullible angel.
0:36 “Melanin mitai no yatsu” 😭
"I'm not interested in that water at all, so I'd only pay $20 for it."
$20: "AM I A JOKE TO YOU"
i feel like luna have some experience in Sales Work,
Even if this is just a skit, I feel so bad for Kanata. 😭 Such a pure soul should never be exposed to such eickedness.
Okayu is definitely a pro at this, like you are so easily being damned by some minor benifits plus not so expensive proice at first, until she brings out the big guns but you're already talked into it
Im watching a poor angel getting robbed.. had a good laugh
This is some top-shelf stuff!
keep these mio collabs coming shes a great host
Speed~
Thx for ur hardworking 🙏
thx for translating it 🙏
Im loving these collabs with luna
Luna seems to know quite a bit on how to fraud xD
Luna is so entertaining in collabs.
Bogdanoff, she bought?
....*domp eet*
If i could get a dollar everytime Mio laugh, i could by a Hololive T-shirt now
Subaru and Mio's laughs are really contagious lmao
This stream was pure gold
6:01 My mind is dirty.
Hololive would actually make a fortune selling these girls' drinking water
I never knew an infant can be that slick.
Korone pls, you're way too honest.
....how? She went from 400Yen for something worthless to saying it's the daily price for a 12 year contract and that Kanata's cooldown period is 20 seconds after accepting lol
@@yoursonisold8743 literally earned the most out of everyone.
@@Rinnemi yet tried to call Okayu the most dangerous
Korone just straight up making lies xD
5:10 begin Fubuki’s coffin dance for her poor soul
This stream made me laugh from beginning to end lol
Okayu: Exist
Satan: I'm sorry for taking your name
I can learn from this!
Kanata: I'm a clean freak you know
*Remembering her messy island on ACNH*
This is the funniest video besides UNO video that i have ever seen.
How much is it..
How much are you willing to pay
Damn Subaru just went all in
Luna basically made Kanata simp for her...
I come back just to realize that she still having a soft spot for those sales stuffs. XD
Mio's laugh is the things that you didn't know you needed
I guess of course the angel is the most easiest one to fool
Big Momma Special ability = Grabbing bunches of members to make a video content by themselves then laugh maniacally at background.
I'm an addict to Big momma laugh.
Remember guys marketing is all about emotions, if you cry it's the end of free try
Now we know where Kanata got those merch to resell
Watching this both entertain me and makes me worried
Of course she's easy to decieve she don't know how to doubt xD
And you shouldn't believe to a stray cat who owns an harem
“I’m a clean freak” eats grass....
mio : "exist"
Calculator : FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT, OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
PPTenshi too pure for this world
the angel is too pure :')
"I've got a present for you, it'll only cost you $2,000."
Luna is a fucking sociopath confirmed
Never let Luna sell you things. EVER.
Kanata just feel pity of them......
Truly angel indeed
Oh golly...! This was wholesome to watch... 😂
Aaaaaand I thinked a very bullscrapping scam... 😅
Kanata must be protected at all costs, so pure.
Korone: you will never need to clean yourself
Mei: what myself?
Billy Mays is smiling from heaven... with a special TV offer
Mios weezing is gold
And that my friends is why our Tenshi eats grass
Kanata is so kinddd!!