I invented a line for a beginning: It's a beautiful day outside, Ropes are swinging, Bombs are BOOM-ing, On days like these, Freaks like you.... Should be paying me well
These lyrics are ACTUALLY god tier, genuinely, unironically genius. "Guys like me can't give credit to insolvent fools" You should get signed to a label with bars that fit as well as that lmfao
i like how like he is from a game no one een wants to play but the style is so weird that people really like that and when something as insignificant as morshu can become a meme anything will be a meme
"I am their MERCY, I am their POWER, I am MONETIZATION" Dude, that line shouldn't go as hard as it goes but it does! It makes me imagine Morshu as the one behind the curtain pulling all the strings to keep his war business going.
He looks nice so I think it's actually about him having the power to profit from it but instead using it to prevent escalation of the conflict and also to face Link who lost his mind because of all the war and killing
@@Timetraveler2411 not exactly. all letters have different pronunciations to them, and even though every letter is used, that doesn’t mean that every way the letter can be pronounced is as well.
This tells such a fascinating story. Link enters Morshu’s shop and the salesman instantly takes a dislike to him. Link, for his part, antagonizes the shopkeep by withholding his many rupees and trying to get deals on everything. Eventually, Link gives in and buys at Morshu’s prices-after all, he does have to save the world. Using Morshu’s purchased stock, he rids the world of Ganon and his minions. However, this awakens something in him-a bloodlust. Link returns to Morshu’s shop and starts trying to bargain with him again, this time using his newfound status as the Hero of Koradai. Morshu is confused and annoyed, wondering why Link keeps pestering him and questioning why he’s so insistent when he no longer has any important quest and seemingly just wants to bomb the wildlife. Morshu, exasperated, tells Link that he isn’t reneging on his prices. He says that Link should go grind for rubies. Morshu most likely meant this in the traditional “hit the grindstone” way, meaning that he should work hard to get the money, but Link instead takes this as an invitation to slaughter many of the residents of Koradai, including some of Morshu’s other customers. Link returns, but Morshu is shocked at his actions. He shouts that Link is trying to scam him and threatens him with his bombs, then reveals to Link that the swordsman murdered his customers but their spirit lives on in this humble shopkeep, now blessed with the power of MONETIZATION. Furious and bloodlusting, Link at last tries to cut Morshu down-but unlike Ganon, the monsters, and the customers, Morshu blocks his blow with only a dry chuckle and a proclamation.
Slightly happens in undertale. Temmie college eventually leads to temmie armor, the best armor. But in genocide temmie doesn't let you buy college or the armor.
@@gemstonegynoid7475isn’t the best armor the locket? +99 defense, and although you don’t get into any battles other than sans in geno after that, it still works
It's amazing what you can make with sentence mixing. If there was an AI to kinda smoothen these out, we would be able to make like millions of artificial voice lines for Morshu
@@detroviolet326 well internet memeposters just proved how they can directly impact the worldwide economy so I dont see how bringing Morshu into this mortal realm would be to difficult
I could probably say one sentence about shitting my pants in an elevator and someone out there has the unrivaled power and creativity to make a paragraph-long narrative about a plan to overthrow the US government
This is actually amazing. The way you bent the lyrics to match morshu’s role as a shopkeeper and didn’t just make him sing the original song is perfect
Truly a masterpiece of cinematic storytelling. Initially Morshu is portrayed as a rude shopkeeper that only cares about money whereas Link is portrayed as a hero trying to save the kingdom. Yet the observant viewer might notice that Morshu's main verse "I know you've got rupees" is rather curious. Wasn't Morshu mocking Link for being poor? Then in an Oscar-winning plot twist, we learn that Link has been indiscriminately slaughtering innocent civilians and looting their corpses. Morshu then reveals the true reason as to why he acted so harshly: He does not want Link's blood money, and refuses to sell him anything to make sure that Link cannot continue his rampage. An enraged Link swings at him, in a scene reminiscent of the fatal attack that the protagonist of Undertale unleashes against Sans. A viewer might expect that this would kill Morshu, just like it did Sans, but the story subverts the viewers expectations by having Morshu easily parry Link's attack. tl;dr I can't believe Morshu memes are still fucking relevant.
Morshu ytps aren’t memes but a part of a community, a while back the mass of people saw some sections of this community and the art it has and denotated it as memes, the mass left the community and it still burns on. If a group puts down morshu ytps it doesn’t mean that the community itself has to to. Just because it isn’t your opinion or the majorities opinion means that they have to follow it. (Grossly over condensed and simplified)
I like how you can tell that this is based off the undertale version rather than the original stronger than you, and the blue/yellow flashing eye at the end
@@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 You had the noblest of intentions, but that you replied to my comment specifically means you’ve made this thread even more cursed than it already was.
A lot of people have already noted that the latter part of the song re-contextualizes Morshu as less of a greedy villain and more of a hero, but I particularly like how, if you look at the lines where he specifically mentions link's lack of money and how he needs to get "richer", it starts to sound like he's trying to make link remember what he did to get the rubies he currently has, more of a psychological attack than asking for more money.
Rule 35 is "If it doesnt exist, it will be made" Rule 34.1 is if it exists, there is an MLP version Rule 34.2 is if it exists, a Megalovania of it exists
@@beowylfen Every version of "The Rules" acknowledge 34's successors. Rule 34 isn't about pornography, but rather the fact that some things are constant and WILL exist. Rule 34 is the constant existence of horny 34.1 The constant of ponies 34.2 The constant of Megalovania 35 It will be made eventually (for the constant excludes none)
i cannot even BEGIN to describe how absolutely phenomenal this video. the splicing & editing is out of this world, but even the lyrics are incredibly impressive. really great work, this is so amazing!!
He knows that link needs the items he sells to progress but knows if the game is finished he will cease to be, thus he keeps upping his prices and link keeps grinding for rubies
@@shockedguyinfrontofgreenscreen Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rubies. Sorry link. I can't give credit come back when you're a little MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.... Richer.
The day that Morshu was revealed to be a fusion between king and a future link was so controversial they it rivals Krabs’ reveal that he was a fusion between caveman spongebob and patrick.
people are still coming back to watch this.. morshu memes, ytpmv's, Steven universe and it all comes together to form this Glad none of those things are truly dead yet
Truly a masterpiece of cinematic storytelling. Initially Morshu is portrayed as a rude shopkeeper that only cares about money whereas Link is portrayed as a hero trying to save the kingdom. Yet the observant viewer might notice that Morshu's main verse "I know you've got rupees" is rather curious. Wasn't Morshu mocking Link for being poor? Then in an Oscar-winning plot twist, we learn that Link has been indiscriminately slaughtering innocent civilians and looting their corpses. Morshu then reveals the true reason as to why he acted so harshly: He does not want Link's blood money, and refuses to sell him anything to make sure that Link cannot continue his rampage. An enraged Link swings at him, in a scene reminiscent of the fatal attack that the protagonist of Undertale unleashes against Sans. A viewer might expect that this would kill Morshu, just like it did Sans, but the story subverts the viewers expectations by having Morshu easily parry Link's attack.
tl;dr I can't believe Morshu memes are still fucking relevant.
All Lyrics: Turn around, Link, it'd be a crime If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you So don't step over that line Or else, friend, you're gonna have a bad time But kids like you 👦 don't play by the rules And guys like me can't give credit to insolvent fools So just go, before my patience drains quicker And don't come back 'til you're a little RICHER! Go ahead and try to buy it if you're able Guess you know my prices aren't negotiable I can tell you're gеtting really sick of trying But I think you're just mad you keep dying You're not gonna win, wе'll be here together Haggling in my item store forever I know that there is nothing cheap about 'em But you cannot beat the game without 'em I know you've got Ru-u-u-u-bies, ru-u-u-u-bies Ru-u-u-u-bies For... Lamp oil🪔, rope🧗♀️and bombs💣 Lamp oil🪔, rope🧗♀️and bombs💣 Lamp oil🪔,rope and bombs💣 I know I'm selling Everything you're searching for But if you want to afford it, well You better grind some more And no matter how I stall you You won't give up and go home Is it really worth all this trouble Just to bomb💣 some dodongos? Go ahead and try to buy it if you're able You should know by know that credit's off the table Think that you can try to scam me like I'm some pawn? Well I don't have time for beggars so get Morshed on I know you've made my customers disappear But everything they cared about is why I'm here I am their MERCY I am their POWER I am MONETIZATION I know you've got Ru-u-u-u-bies, ru-u-u-u-bies Ru-u-u-u-bies But I think I'm RICHER THAN YOU
@@user-sketdly bruh I wouldn’t be surprised if jan decided to do an entire documentary on why morshu is the strongest Zelda character. they do pretty much anything.
Morshu stopping the master sword and breaking it half as if it's made out of cardboard, only to show he's owns the triforce of capitalism is something I didn't know I needed in my life
Warning: Lots of Morshu lore that reveals just how well designed this fight is: This somehow makes the game into a masterpiece (atleast this boss fight) It makes you think about everything you have done up until that point while also completely changing your point of view on the game. The music is absolutely incredible along with the animation being extremely good despite the gamse graphical limitations. The humor is also added yet the boss is still taken seriously as a result of the lyrics and just how strong and determined morshu is. The difficulty is also set to be like that of a final boss, which it isn't although it is the final test of your skills to see if you are ready to fight ganon. Because this fight determines if it's even possible to go and fight ganon there is quite a large buildup to this fight. It also sets expectations for the true final boss of ganon which is the true final boss although let's be real this fight is. This video is either the cutscene between phases or the cutscene right before the fight: czcams.com/video/kllk4Dqe8As/video.html The thing is you might as well say this video is the phase 2: czcams.com/video/a8jcfQtE948/video.html
"But kids like you don't play by the rules, and guys like me can't give credit to insolvent fools." I love this line so much. It just flows really well.
This boss fight can only be unlocked by leaving the store when Morshu tells you to come back when you are a little richer and kill every character except for Morshu, once you return to the shop you see Morshu quietly counting his rubies, then interact with him to trigger the dialogue. As Morshu says "Sorry link... I can't GIVE mercy. " the fight begins.
Link's poor, he's missing rubies, No cash in sight, he does not have plenty. For Lamp Oil, ropes and bombs he needs, But to Morshu his money he will not feed. Time and time again he tries each day, To find enough rubies, so he can pay. For without the rubies he cannot pass, To buy the necessities, alas. Even if his wallet he could fill, There might still be more than just his will. Tasks and dungeons he must maneuver through, To make the money that he needs, it's true. Luck be with Link, as he does lack, The rubies that he needs to buy back. For Lamp Oil, ropes and bombs are his only needs, Hurry Link, get the rubies for Morshu to feed!
@@spamtong.spamton8416 what can I say, being morshu requires thinking 4 parallel universes ahead from the beggars 24/7, so when you have to think plans to profit constantly your intelligence, like morshu's begins to increase
In the Sans Battle song, he says "It'd be a crime if I had to go back on the promise that I made for you." very sarcastically. But in this song, Morshu actually sounds slightly sad and disappointed to have to say that. It really made me feel something, and I feel bad for Morshu for having to kill such a young boy over a few rubies, but he knows that this goes deeper than just some money. All his customers are dead, people he built relationships with, and have known and worked with for years. This may be a young boy, but they're still a murderer.
The fact that you can all of this out of the lines: "Lamp oil, Rope, Bombs you want it? its yours my friend as long as you have enough roupies Sorry link I cant give credit come back when you're a little hmmm richer!" Is amazing
@@smashbrosguyt915 It seems pretty mad but I feel like it sounds less accurate than we think and reading the subtitles, our brains make it sound much more like they are actually saying that
I love that the lyrics here are so clearly based on the Sans version instead of the original banger. It's like repeatedly google translating something.
I Love How The Internet Transformed A Forgotten One Appearance Only Character From A Sh!tty Zelda Game From The 1990s Into One Of 2020s Best Memes And A Icon. And I Didn't Heard This Entire "Love" Song Again Since 2018.
*Link swings his sword at Morshu. Morshu catches it in his hand.* Morshu: "Sorry Link, I don't have time for murderers." *Morshu crushes the sword in his grip, then throws Link out the door.* Morshu: "Come back when you're a little...mmmm...richer."
Ok, so no one gonna talk about THE BEST LINE IN THE DAMN SONG?!?!?!: "So just go, before my patience drains quicker. And don't come back 'til you're a little RICHER!"
The fact that this is one of the incredibly few things I've actually seen to PROPERLY animate Sans's eye with blue AND yellow flashing rather than just solid blue and it's not even Undertale just goes to show how absolutely fucking amazing this video is. I genuinely applaud you, good sir. You have my like and you have my subscription and I am currently in the process of sharing this everywhere.
@@fluffynator6222 Every single time Sans's eye glows it always flashes between blue and yellow. There is zero instances in the game in which his eye is only blue or only yellow.
Both that and the fact that he knows that the player keeps dying. The words Player and Keep Dying mean Morshu is aware there is a player behind the screen
"I think your mad cuz you're single"-Garnet "But I think you're mad because you keep dying"-Sans "But I think you're mad because you keep dying"-Morshu
Of course Link had no chance of winning. He brought rubies but no sapphires.
_painfully bad but insanely good pun_
Ugh. I hate it and love it. But mostly love it, take my like.
oh hey it's the mario iceberg guy
@@Appmer
"The Morshu iceberg explained" is a real video on youtube
I...don't get it
Garnet: a conversation
Sans: Determination
Morshu: *MONETIZATION*
Truly the lesbian rock can't compare to Smiling trash bag and the shopkeeper/deity called Morshu
*Yes*
@@misterbook9786 Yes
@@misterbook9786 All pale in comparison to the rotund broker that is Morshu
Morshu is the ultimate fighter,because he does not gives credit
Remember, Morshu is a character who has 2 total lines in an obscure game on a failed console. And now this is what he's become.
What a time to be alive.
Always time for a second life as a game character.
And he has outlived it for at least 20 years
This was predestined when they decided to release this extremely bad game… there is no way that didn’t know exactly what they were doing!
@@TheLakabanzaichrg norshu saw EVERY other character from there perish,while he's still here,alive and well
Imagine how the internet would be if they gave morshu a 3rd line.
Utopia.
@@concept5631 and chaos
@@veryvaughsome5867 No no.
*_Utopia_*
@@concept5631 the world may not be able to handle such a concept
@@veryvaughsome5867
> concept
*_HA!_*
Imagine being so broke the store's cashier has to break out into a full 2 minute song just to call you out for it
That would be hillarious.
I don't have to imagine
@@DezuFuck F
That is my worst fear.
Id be sad like walter white
The “I am monetization” is fucking perfect
Morshu is the final villain of the video game industry while we were distracted by Todd and EA
plot twist: *morshu actually founded EA*
He’s that one guy in China selling all the harvested organs.
2:05 musho is sans?
Yeah.
“I know that there is nothing cheap about em, but you cannot beat the game without em.”
Best line
I invented a line for a beginning:
It's a beautiful day outside,
Ropes are swinging,
Bombs are BOOM-ing,
On days like these,
Freaks like you....
Should be paying me well
I read that comment exactly at the moment he said it, pure coincidence
@@anabsolutelynotmurderdrone5024 Same and im scared now
@@Keranitos same wtf
@@110taclessame. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. Game. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same. same. Same. Same. Same.
These lyrics are ACTUALLY god tier, genuinely, unironically genius. "Guys like me can't give credit to insolvent fools" You should get signed to a label with bars that fit as well as that lmfao
INSOLENT
I am their _merSEE_
I am their _po-wer_
*I AM MO-NE-TI-ZAAA...TION!*
Lamp oil,rope and bombs,
Lamp oil,rope and bombs
Lamp oil,rope and bombs
I need that for my canteen
@@kilderok No, its insolvent. 0:23
The internet if Morshu had got a third line: 📈📈📈
69 likes nice
Comedy gold comment.
*Stonks*
320th. Oh yes
Will be the most epic song in internet
Morshu: *having 2 lines*
The fandom: N O T O N M Y W A T C H
Well fu-
True
i like how like he is from a game no one een wants to play but the style is so weird that people really like that and when something as insignificant as morshu can become a meme anything will be a meme
"2 lines of dialogues, more than enough to meme everything that moves" Memolder Ocelot
Now he has all the lines
I wonder if Morshu's voice actor is aware of how he unknowingly contributed to one of the internet's greatest memes.
I hope he does xd
That would be sick
probably
Unfortunately he passed away, his name is Jeffrey Nelson.
@@Bloxycrown Oh my goodness, this is awful! I'm going to pour one out for Jeffrey Nelson for being the voice behind one of the best internet memes.
"I am their MERCY, I am their POWER, I am MONETIZATION"
Dude, that line shouldn't go as hard as it goes but it does! It makes me imagine Morshu as the one behind the curtain pulling all the strings to keep his war business going.
He looks nice so I think it's actually about him having the power to profit from it but instead using it to prevent escalation of the conflict and also to face Link who lost his mind because of all the war and killing
He isn't Sundowner lol
I know you’ve got
Imagine what sentence mixers could do if they gave Morshu one more line
If they had him say ; The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
We would have every sound available, meaning that anything could be created.
@@Timetraveler2411 not exactly. all letters have different pronunciations to them, and even though every letter is used, that doesn’t mean that every way the letter can be pronounced is as well.
@@supercat4259 still, with some editing it would expand the morshu library, and thanks for pointing that out I didn’t think of that
Apparently Morshu says enough words to represents all English morphemes in those two lines.
Isn't there like a voice actor for morshu or something
This tells such a fascinating story.
Link enters Morshu’s shop and the salesman instantly takes a dislike to him. Link, for his part, antagonizes the shopkeep by withholding his many rupees and trying to get deals on everything. Eventually, Link gives in and buys at Morshu’s prices-after all, he does have to save the world. Using Morshu’s purchased stock, he rids the world of Ganon and his minions.
However, this awakens something in him-a bloodlust.
Link returns to Morshu’s shop and starts trying to bargain with him again, this time using his newfound status as the Hero of Koradai. Morshu is confused and annoyed, wondering why Link keeps pestering him and questioning why he’s so insistent when he no longer has any important quest and seemingly just wants to bomb the wildlife.
Morshu, exasperated, tells Link that he isn’t reneging on his prices. He says that Link should go grind for rubies. Morshu most likely meant this in the traditional “hit the grindstone” way, meaning that he should work hard to get the money, but Link instead takes this as an invitation to slaughter many of the residents of Koradai, including some of Morshu’s other customers.
Link returns, but Morshu is shocked at his actions. He shouts that Link is trying to scam him and threatens him with his bombs, then reveals to Link that the swordsman murdered his customers but their spirit lives on in this humble shopkeep, now blessed with the power of MONETIZATION.
Furious and bloodlusting, Link at last tries to cut Morshu down-but unlike Ganon, the monsters, and the customers, Morshu blocks his blow with only a dry chuckle and a proclamation.
Sir this is a wendys
This may be a Wendy's, but I just heard the story of Morshu the great
This. This is wonderful
Too. Many. Words.
But what was the promise he made for Link tho?
Honestly, the idea of a shopkeeper hiking up the prices in their shop as an attempt to slow your rampage is a cool idea
Slightly happens in undertale. Temmie college eventually leads to temmie armor, the best armor. But in genocide temmie doesn't let you buy college or the armor.
@@gemstonegynoid7475isn’t the best armor the locket? +99 defense, and although you don’t get into any battles other than sans in geno after that, it still works
@@Sandstheskeleton yeah sure it’s the best armour, but you’re at a point where it pretty much becomes a worse Band-Aid
@@Sandstheskeleton I mean Sans deals 1 point of damage, which is the funny thing.
You could be naked and it would be all the same.
@streptococo4735 That's right, but temmie armor heals you every few turns (If I remember correctly)
A.I. will never have the soul that sound mixing has.
Song: Steven Universe
Context: Undertale
Theme: Morshu
All of it: a master piece
Finnally someone mentions the real og
@@phatcat10101 for real it was a shame that everyone thought it was from undertale
Wait it was Steven's Universe!?
?
0.0
@@user-ec4vw8xl9l BRUH SEARCH IT UP
@@user-ec4vw8xl9l BRUH SEARCH IT UP
I'm struggling to believe that Morshu only has 2 lines
plot twist: morshu ascended past the game with the power of rubies and just sings the songs himself
It's amazing what you can make with sentence mixing. If there was an AI to kinda smoothen these out, we would be able to make like millions of artificial voice lines for Morshu
@@detroviolet326 well internet memeposters just proved how they can directly impact the worldwide economy so I dont see how bringing Morshu into this mortal realm would be to difficult
I could probably say one sentence about shitting my pants in an elevator and someone out there has the unrivaled power and creativity to make a paragraph-long narrative about a plan to overthrow the US government
E
"i dont have time for beggars so get morshed on"
hardest line in the song in my opinion
Straight bars 🤪
I know you made my costumes disappear
“Sorry link, i can’t GIVE mercy.”
We went from Garnet to Sans to Morshu. What a beautiful evolution.
Sniff y yeah
Im glad.
Go back. Too much to handle.
You are the next tamatoa
The next one is Big Chungus
Garnet to San to Chara To Frisk to Papyrus to Undyne to Asgore... There are SO many. (Yes a beautiful evolution)
"Hey let's make a parody of that catchy steven universe song"
5 years later:
It's crazy what can happen five years.
5 years later: They're parodying the parodies, and its with Morshu, the ultimate meta-parody
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@@tllgestalt1942 no they are parodying . IAEHEHWIDHEUR STRONGAR DAN YOU BIGA CHUNGUS
@@oogabooga5826 what?
I feel like the line "But everything they cared about is why i'm here" is not talked enough, i got literal goosebumps the first time i heard it
oh that line is straight up ripped from the parody this parody is based off of, the sans version 😭
@@rinrin.595 ik, still pretty well done
I am there mercy
To me, this is proof that voice mixing is much funnier and way more impressive than AI.
This isnt just a Stronger Than You parody, it's a parody of a parody of Stronger Than You. How is something this magical like this existent?
Lmao
*Sands Under-tail*
parody²
So do yall like Minecraft?
You know something's wrong when this happens.
"Mercy? It's all yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies."
"Sorry Link-"
*holds bomb*
I can't give credit!
@@EythanLee Link: Gee it sure is Bullsh@t around here
Come back when you are richer; from the dead, that is. *Boom!*
Wait why doesnt the king just give him funds like wth
r/cursedcomments
This is actually amazing. The way you bent the lyrics to match morshu’s role as a shopkeeper and didn’t just make him sing the original song is perfect
If there is a Zelda character that deserves to be canon. That is Morshu.
He should’ve owned a store in ToTK or BoTW
All I'm saying is, we've never seen Master Kohga's face.
Truly a masterpiece of cinematic storytelling. Initially Morshu is portrayed as a rude shopkeeper that only cares about money whereas Link is portrayed as a hero trying to save the kingdom. Yet the observant viewer might notice that Morshu's main verse "I know you've got rupees" is rather curious. Wasn't Morshu mocking Link for being poor?
Then in an Oscar-winning plot twist, we learn that Link has been indiscriminately slaughtering innocent civilians and looting their corpses. Morshu then reveals the true reason as to why he acted so harshly: He does not want Link's blood money, and refuses to sell him anything to make sure that Link cannot continue his rampage.
An enraged Link swings at him, in a scene reminiscent of the fatal attack that the protagonist of Undertale unleashes against Sans. A viewer might expect that this would kill Morshu, just like it did Sans, but the story subverts the viewers expectations by having Morshu easily parry Link's attack.
tl;dr I can't believe Morshu memes are still fucking relevant.
this is not a meme it’s art
@@samewest7356 what's the difference?
@@oldmanbread1826 I don’t know
Morshu ytps aren’t memes but a part of a community, a while back the mass of people saw some sections of this community and the art it has and denotated it as memes, the mass left the community and it still burns on. If a group puts down morshu ytps it doesn’t mean that the community itself has to to. Just because it isn’t your opinion or the majorities opinion means that they have to follow it. (Grossly over condensed and simplified)
Side smashes
He's only capable of doing 6 poses, but he's still expressive
Yes
Reminds me of a certain someone
sus
@@shiwy5010 I have your ip address
@@BitchChill nice
I am their mercy, I am their power, I am M O N E T I Z A T I O N
One of the funniest lines
I know you’ve got
when a meme parody is more accurate to an entire fandom by giving to mosrshu a glowing cyan/yellow eye instead of a flaming blue one
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT
Fr I mean sans looks really good with either the flaming eye or the cyan/yellow
yeah but imo the flaming blue one looks better
Ikr nobody gets it right
I fucking hate the flaming blue eye. Thank god it's just the glowing one here.
1:57 That actually hits hard because they cannonically are transformed citizens of Coradai, and Link kills them all without a second thought
massive lore, you know this guy played the game
Oh shit right!!!! The pigman
Y yesh that is fucked up
but they evil
@@handsomeharold4698 they're still people tho
@@S1LK_ population problems
01:08 Absolute fever dream 💀
I love it 👏🏻🗿
I like how you can tell that this is based off the undertale version rather than the original stronger than you, and the blue/yellow flashing eye at the end
Lesbian rock and meme skeleton been *real* quiet since this dropped.
@Daniel HOLMES Yeah, those are the names of the artists who co-wrote the original song
@@TheDoughboy1917
wait no what are you doing
@@s.e.111films3 Garnet from Steven Universe and Sans from Undertale
@@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
You had the noblest of intentions, but that you replied to my comment specifically means you’ve made this thread even more cursed than it already was.
Meme skeleton ftw
"I am their MERCY
I am their POWER
*I AM MONETIZATION* "
-CZcams 2021
Sorry creator i can't give MONETIZATION "CZcams about to exterminate a creator 2021"
@@cynthiaedith4122 "Come back when you're a little more.. MMM, family Friendly"
@@jonsku6662 no coppa NO NO NO AHHHHHHH
Morshu is YT *Confirmed*
LMAO TRUE
The description of Insolvent popping up is so damn funny for some reason
And then Morshu taking on a protector guardian angel kinda role out of no where, man this is transcendental
1:22 lmaooo the way Link just stands there like "What the dodongo am I looking at?"
A lot of people have already noted that the latter part of the song re-contextualizes Morshu as less of a greedy villain and more of a hero, but I particularly like how, if you look at the lines where he specifically mentions link's lack of money and how he needs to get "richer", it starts to sound like he's trying to make link remember what he did to get the rubies he currently has, more of a psychological attack than asking for more money.
Yeah, link could’ve found a way to restore the humanity of the residents of koridai.
But instead he kills innocent people who’ve become monsters
I always loved the people that can came up with his own stories about things with no sense at all, makes the video 10x better
@@wilaugh8688 but it DOES make sense
Link should've just gotten a job
@Kamen Ranger spamton is poor asf lmao
Rule 35: *if it exists, there’s megalovania of it*
Rule 35.5:
Rule 35 is "If it doesnt exist, it will be made"
Rule 34.1 is if it exists, there is an MLP version
Rule 34.2 is if it exists, a Megalovania of it exists
@@fgvcosmic6752 rule 34 is "adult art"
EDIT I mixed up rules 34 and 63
Rule 24: anything can be said by morshu
Rule 69: if it exists, there must be megalovania in the "offbrand" immge
@@beowylfen Every version of "The Rules" acknowledge 34's successors.
Rule 34 isn't about pornography, but rather the fact that some things are constant and WILL exist.
Rule 34 is the constant existence of horny
34.1 The constant of ponies
34.2 The constant of Megalovania
35 It will be made eventually (for the constant excludes none)
0:10-0:19 imagine if you walk into a store and the cashier is glitching in and out of reality and already giving you death threats
I NEED THIS TO BE THE TOP COMMENT… *NOW.*
i cannot even BEGIN to describe how absolutely phenomenal this video. the splicing & editing is out of this world, but even the lyrics are incredibly impressive. really great work, this is so amazing!!
Ok the one line about how link is actually killing his customers for rubies turns this from an excellent meme into a weirdly dope story
He sounds like a good guy. He has no relations with his customers besides just being a merchant yet cares when Link kills them
@@vulturret40 deepest lore
@@EliTheGleason faith build
He knows that link needs the items he sells to progress but knows if the game is finished he will cease to be, thus he keeps upping his prices and link keeps grinding for rubies
yeah.
Remember, this man has two lines let me repeat: He has TWO LINES. perfection
Start a war in the replies, it'll be funny
Technically he has 6 or 7 lines. But still. Not a lot. It's impressive.
I think that's why he became a meme
@@linhero797 wait how?
@@shockedguyinfrontofgreenscreen
Lamp oil?
Rope?
Bombs?
You want it?
It's yours, my friend.
As long as you have enough rubies.
Sorry link.
I can't give credit come back when you're a little MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.... Richer.
@@aviishereblockraft but I think...IM RICHER THAN YOU
One NPC's two lines + one editing genius = one epic parody. Great work
The fact that you were able to make so many words from the two lines he has is incredible.
This reaches the peak of stronger than you along with mr krabs
The day that Morshu was revealed to be a fusion between king and a future link was so controversial they it rivals Krabs’ reveal that he was a fusion between caveman spongebob and patrick.
A
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@@exotic1405 🅱️
Don’t forget the original version
Just consider for a moment that Morshu has made "The Faces of Evil" the most culturally significant game of the Zelda series.
No
Somehow
Perhaps
@@inaneinacheve yes
not really, you only exposed how much your life and identity revolves around niche internet jokes
people are still coming back to watch this.. morshu memes, ytpmv's, Steven universe and it all comes together to form this
Glad none of those things are truly dead yet
Morshu don't need no autotune 🤯🤯🥶🥶🥶🥶‼️
I didn't know The Faces Of Evil had a genocide route
It's not genocide... it's richer-cide
There are 2 types of routes in this game
Neutral - a normal playtrough
Genocide - Kill Every enemy, character, and boss.
No morshru is a Crystal gem hence the rubie he holds is his gem
Leap year
@@AAAAGamesGames lol
"Giving credit is just a cheap tactic to make weak merchants stronger."
morshu, is playing garnet's part, gets jasper's dialogue parodied as well cuz just half is too little for him
@@-hello6177 now he gets all 3 parts
Truly a masterpiece of cinematic storytelling. Initially Morshu is portrayed as a rude shopkeeper that only cares about money whereas Link is portrayed as a hero trying to save the kingdom. Yet the observant viewer might notice that Morshu's main verse "I know you've got rupees" is rather curious. Wasn't Morshu mocking Link for being poor?
Then in an Oscar-winning plot twist, we learn that Link has been indiscriminately slaughtering innocent civilians and looting their corpses. Morshu then reveals the true reason as to why he acted so harshly: He does not want Link's blood money, and refuses to sell him anything to make sure that Link cannot continue his rampage.
An enraged Link swings at him, in a scene reminiscent of the fatal attack that the protagonist of Undertale unleashes against Sans. A viewer might expect that this would kill Morshu, just like it did Sans, but the story subverts the viewers expectations by having Morshu easily parry Link's attack.
tl;dr I can't believe Morshu memes are still fucking relevant.
@@pachungus copy
All Lyrics:
Turn around, Link, it'd be a crime
If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you
So don't step over that line
Or else, friend, you're gonna have a bad time
But kids like you 👦 don't play by the rules
And guys like me can't give credit to insolvent fools
So just go, before my patience drains quicker
And don't come back 'til you're a little RICHER!
Go ahead and try to buy it if you're able
Guess you know my prices aren't negotiable
I can tell you're gеtting really sick of trying
But I think you're just mad you keep dying
You're not gonna win, wе'll be here together
Haggling in my item store forever
I know that there is nothing cheap about 'em
But you cannot beat the game without 'em
I know you've got
Ru-u-u-u-bies, ru-u-u-u-bies
Ru-u-u-u-bies
For...
Lamp oil🪔, rope🧗♀️and bombs💣
Lamp oil🪔, rope🧗♀️and bombs💣
Lamp oil🪔,rope and bombs💣
I know I'm selling
Everything you're searching for
But if you want to afford it, well
You better grind some more
And no matter how I stall you
You won't give up and go home
Is it really worth all this trouble
Just to bomb💣 some dodongos?
Go ahead and try to buy it if you're able
You should know by know that credit's off the table
Think that you can try to scam me like I'm some pawn?
Well I don't have time for beggars so get Morshed on
I know you've made my customers disappear
But everything they cared about is why I'm here
I am their MERCY
I am their POWER
I am MONETIZATION
I know you've got
Ru-u-u-u-bies, ru-u-u-u-bies
Ru-u-u-u-bies
But I think I'm
RICHER THAN YOU
WE GETTING INTO RUPEE DEBT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is a freaking masterpiece
Oh hi!
Hello there
General Kenobi!
This is a freaking masterpiece
I didn’t expect you here bro how are ya
this is legitimately so good
Didn't think I'd see you here Misali. Still waiting for Rhythm Girl in smash 😔
@@user-sketdly bruh I wouldn’t be surprised if jan decided to do an entire documentary on why morshu is the strongest Zelda character. they do pretty much anything.
jan misali has good taste. not surprising tbh
Fr
@Bau Cap. Come back when your music taste is a little..MMMM..Richer!
This is a masterpiece no one can tell me otherwise
I love how most of the memes of morshu had more effort put into them than the actual game he is from
I can't believe Steven Universe copied this masterpiece of classic '08 style YTP.
Actually, undertale copied it which SU then copied.... sheesh some originality is needed in the modern media
@@Timetraveler2411 it's all good, dude.
he knows what the original is.
@@E4439Qv5 I know but the rabbit hole grows more and more of unoriginal hacks
@@Timetraveler2411 it wasn’t stolen by Toby fox it was used for a music clip by a undertale fan
Someone should sue cartoon network ngl
Morshu stopping the master sword and breaking it half as if it's made out of cardboard, only to show he's owns the triforce of capitalism is something I didn't know I needed in my life
The triangle in the center of the triforce
*triforce of capitalism*
XD THE TRIFORCE *C A P I T A L I S M*
He didnt cut it in half?
Actually it would be a quadforce.
Warning: Lots of Morshu lore that reveals just how well designed this fight is:
This somehow makes the game into a masterpiece (atleast this boss fight)
It makes you think about everything you have done up until that point while also completely changing your point of view on the game.
The music is absolutely incredible along with the animation being extremely good despite the gamse graphical limitations.
The humor is also added yet the boss is still taken seriously as a result of the lyrics and just how strong and determined morshu is.
The difficulty is also set to be like that of a final boss, which it isn't although it is the final test of your skills to see if you are ready to fight ganon.
Because this fight determines if it's even possible to go and fight ganon there is quite a large buildup to this fight.
It also sets expectations for the true final boss of ganon which is the true final boss although let's be real this fight is.
This video is either the cutscene between phases or the cutscene right before the fight: czcams.com/video/kllk4Dqe8As/video.html
The thing is you might as well say this video is the phase 2: czcams.com/video/a8jcfQtE948/video.html
the fact that this is a parody of a parody makes it even better
"But kids like you don't play by the rules, and guys like me can't give credit to insolvent fools."
I love this line so much. It just flows really well.
Somehow one of the worst things became one of the best
I really love how smooth the whole “insolvent fools” line is
It is buttery smooth. It sounds almost real.
How did they make it so smooth tho
@@Tired_man1 Morshu gets a +5 accuracy bonus to commerce-related lines
@@Dorsidwarf then he gets a 25% accuracy boost if he talks about credit
This butters my biscuits
I really liked it when he said 'it's morshing time' and morshed all over link.
1:55
lmao
it took me 2 years to explore this masterpiece
This boss fight can only be unlocked by leaving the store when Morshu tells you to come back when you are a little richer and kill every character except for Morshu, once you return to the shop you see Morshu quietly counting his rubies, then interact with him to trigger the dialogue. As Morshu says "Sorry link... I can't GIVE mercy. " the fight begins.
Dont work :(
"Sorry link, I can't give mercy!"
@@vipoggers856 “Come back when your a little, mmmmm...kinder!”
"i had a good deal going link. You ended that you took my customers away. Who am i kidding it wasn't about the money for either of us was it?"
You already know he's gonna charge you to hit him
The fact that Stronger than you remixes are still around prove that nothing dies on the internet. It is merely forgotten by most
damn right
and then there's crab rave
Accurate as freak
@the hevy no one asked you to comment no one asked
Reincarnation
Link's poor, he's missing rubies,
No cash in sight, he does not have plenty.
For Lamp Oil, ropes and bombs he needs,
But to Morshu his money he will not feed.
Time and time again he tries each day,
To find enough rubies, so he can pay.
For without the rubies he cannot pass,
To buy the necessities, alas.
Even if his wallet he could fill,
There might still be more than just his will.
Tasks and dungeons he must maneuver through,
To make the money that he needs, it's true.
Luck be with Link, as he does lack,
The rubies that he needs to buy back.
For Lamp Oil, ropes and bombs are his only needs,
Hurry Link, get the rubies for Morshu to feed!
From the excellent editing, to the PERFECT sentence mixing, this is a certified youtube poop classic.
A man of culture
The fact that this is a Zelda parody of an Undertale parody of a Steven Universe song is amazing.
A Morshu meme is the last place I expected to learn a new word.
What was the word?
@@santa5628 Insolvent.
@@spamtong.spamton8416 what can I say, being morshu requires thinking 4 parallel universes ahead from the beggars 24/7, so when you have to think plans to profit constantly your intelligence, like morshu's begins to increase
@@iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310 Absolutely
@@spamtong.spamton8416 same
Morshu: I am monetization
CZcams: *I am d e m o n e t i z a t i o n*
Clash of the Titans
haha nice
Morshzilla vs King Tube
@@FrickinRumbi No.
*Clash of Gods*
Some racist person: I am discrimination
the line "I am monetization" still fucks with me
Morshu: You cannot beat the game without them
Also Morshu: Is it really worth all this trouble?
I mean he has a point is Link The Faces of Evil for Philips CDI worth the trouble of beating
Guys at Phillip’s in the 90’s: Hey, just make the game. It’s not like anyone will even remember it 25 years from now or anything.
yeah
just make the game, game maker
ok
jackass
In the Sans Battle song, he says "It'd be a crime if I had to go back on the promise that I made for you." very sarcastically. But in this song, Morshu actually sounds slightly sad and disappointed to have to say that. It really made me feel something, and I feel bad for Morshu for having to kill such a young boy over a few rubies, but he knows that this goes deeper than just some money. All his customers are dead, people he built relationships with, and have known and worked with for years. This may be a young boy, but they're still a murderer.
wow... that's ridiculously deep for something like this
Thats some woke shit
In the player mind: hehe numbers go *E N L A R G E*
@DropkicktheDecepticon The voice actor for the Stronger Than You Sans didn't do a great job of portraying that IMO.
good lord, this is morshu stronger than you, you didnt have to me my feels THAT hard
this goes so unbelievably hard that i cant stop coming back to it
Ikr
The feeling of not having enough ruby’s fills you with determination
oh my gosh, this is beautiful
salami lid guy
The salami lid
@@Dgero
wont fit
@@dabloinky4258
So the Salami lid
@@Dgero wont fit in the salami lid
The fact that you can all of this out of the lines:
"Lamp oil, Rope, Bombs you want it? its yours my friend as long as you have enough roupies
Sorry link I cant give credit come back when you're a little hmmm richer!"
Is amazing
Pretty sure he had to make some lines. Maybe using an ai or merging them together.
@@smashbrosguyt915 i think he just took the lines and used the sounds to make it.
@@smashbrosguyt915 this was all made by sentence mixing
@@smashbrosguyt915 It seems pretty mad but I feel like it sounds less accurate than we think and reading the subtitles, our brains make it sound much more like they are actually saying that
@@CHILLIN2540Yes, you can definitely hear that effect in the last third of the video.😊
I love that the lyrics here are so clearly based on the Sans version instead of the original banger. It's like repeatedly google translating something.
I Love How The Internet Transformed A Forgotten One Appearance Only Character From A Sh!tty Zelda Game From The 1990s Into One Of 2020s Best Memes And A Icon.
And I Didn't Heard This Entire "Love" Song Again Since 2018.
"Get morshed on" is the real highlight here.
Yeah, get morshed on and don’t come back ‘till you’re a little richer, are just so smooth.
If we're really friends you'll come back only when you're a little... Mmmmmmm... Richer...
*Link swings his sword at Morshu. Morshu catches it in his hand.*
Morshu: "Sorry Link, I don't have time for murderers."
*Morshu crushes the sword in his grip, then throws Link out the door.*
Morshu: "Come back when you're a little...mmmm...richer."
Sorry Link, I can't give mercy!
Don't you mean he crushes his skull?
"Nice knife"
“Crushes his sword with his grip” Armstrong? Is that you?
"Nothing personal, just business" really works here
This video is from 2 yrs ago and it's still pery
"I am their mercy, I am their power, I am monetization."
Is such a hard line for what?
Ok, so no one gonna talk about THE BEST LINE IN THE DAMN SONG?!?!?!:
"So just go, before my patience drains quicker. And don't come back 'til you're a little RICHER!"
0:25
I think that 0:38 is better
@@ekho420 that one is pretty good too
@@someoned1187 even if deep down we know the entierty of the music is a masterpiece
@@ekho420 amen
The fact that this is one of the incredibly few things I've actually seen to PROPERLY animate Sans's eye with blue AND yellow flashing rather than just solid blue and it's not even Undertale just goes to show how absolutely fucking amazing this video is. I genuinely applaud you, good sir. You have my like and you have my subscription and I am currently in the process of sharing this everywhere.
When does it flash yellow in the game tho?
@Fluffynator
During the genocide route the eye occasionally flashes blue and yellow
@@fluffynator6222 Every single time Sans's eye glows it always flashes between blue and yellow. There is zero instances in the game in which his eye is only blue or only yellow.
@@jamesgaming7198 Ukraine moment
Ukraine moment
@@fluffynator6222
During the start of his opening attack and during the last part of his last attack.
in 2024 this is still better than te original song and the undertale remix
Sorry kid, I can’t give mercy. Come back when you’re a little, mmm… reset
"I know that there is nothing cheap about 'em, but you can't beat the game without them." The line flows like lamp oil on my rope bombs.
Lmao underrated
@@mysteryman3963 yes
0:43
it also implies that morshu knows that he is in a game
Don't forget about "I know I'm selling everything you're searching for, but if you want to afford it, well you better grind some more" at 1:28
I like to imagine Morshu is the only one who actually knows that he's in a video game, and everyone else either follows along or thinks he's insane
Considering one of the lines talks about them needing the items to beat the game
Both that and the fact that he knows that the player keeps dying. The words Player and Keep Dying mean Morshu is aware there is a player behind the screen
That... Actually makes sense!
Also, the words Beat The Game suggest that he knows he lives in a video game. Honestly, I don't know why I didn't notice this sooner.
He also knows about the act of grinding, which means he knows things gamers say. Does this mean Morshu is also self aware?
"I think your mad cuz you're single"-Garnet
"But I think you're mad because you keep dying"-Sans
"But I think you're mad because you keep dying"-Morshu
Having just come from the Morshu's Paradise video, I never realized how musically similar Gangsta's Paradise and Stronger Than You are until now.
I Introduce to you: Internet rule 34.35: If it can be pronounced, Morshu can say it. No exceptions.
Rule 13151819821: If words exist, Morshu will say them.
even the word oughtn't've
yes
I thought you were gonna say the other rule...
@@ItsLelingTime rule 69:morshu is god of internet
Friendly reminder that Morshu had all of *2* *VOICED* LINES* and creators make all of these parodies from almost nothing. Now that is art.
@Wev 3*
@@Uncle-Death 4*
8* there I’ve solved the paradox
7*
@@clockworkpotato9892 6*
"is it really worth all this trouble just to bomb some Dodongos" makes me laugh every time
Ey a wild protogen!
Ah shit it's a protogen
Go ahead and try to buy it if you’re able
I may be late, but unironically best version of this song