Pekora wants a Minecraft pet but ends up killing several hundred animals instead (Hololive)

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  • čas přidán 30. 03. 2021
  • Right after her trap with Towa, she decides to start building a stage or something. She decides, having a live animal would be a good idea to make her project succeed. And if course, in classic Midas touch but instead Peko touch style, where everything she touched doesn't turn to gold but instead suffocates and dies, she doesn't make much progress.
    Source: • 【Minecraft】やりたいことやったもん...
    Music is DOVA SYNDROME or Kevin MacLeod, both of which claim to be royalty free
  • Krátké a kreslené filmy

Komentáře • 815

  • @des_nousagiqop8230
    @des_nousagiqop8230 Před 3 lety +3631

    Plot twist:
    Ruka/Luka, the other dolphin who escaped was the one who tipped of the police leading to her arrest.
    Ruka/Luka is currently undergoing PTSD therapy sessions

  • @silver5341
    @silver5341 Před 3 lety +2182

    "Life is short"
    And it's even shorter if you are around Pekora

  • @Kazu-don
    @Kazu-don Před 3 lety +3346

    To sumarize:
    ~Rabbit: made one suicide, suffocated one with sand, bonked one
    ~Pillager: took one as a war prisoner and killed his friends in front of him and then left him there
    ~Dolphin: took them to the nether
    Yep, just what I expect of my favourite war criminal

  • @nicholaset3587
    @nicholaset3587 Před 3 lety +3768

    gotta love the pekobrain for thinking that a sea creature can survive a hellscape dimension for a few minutes

    • @alexjustalexyt1144
      @alexjustalexyt1144 Před 3 lety +262

      I mean minecraft doesn't really make sense in general, when parrots first came out you had to tame them with chocolate chip cookies even tho in reality they are poisonous to parrots

    • @josej543
      @josej543 Před 3 lety +123

      @@alexjustalexyt1144 And dolphins are aquatic mammals, they have lungs.

    • @josej543
      @josej543 Před 3 lety +140

      But it makes sense because dolphins can die of depression.

    • @Emyrsbeard
      @Emyrsbeard Před 3 lety +12

      peko logic

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 Před 3 lety +35

      That's not the logic, bruh..
      Pekora take it to the land because she thought they really can stay outside of the water. Because it's. She bring it so far to the nether because they can stand there.
      BUT she dont know that these dolphins need to go to water for some times.
      She's not stupid. But she sometimes miscalculated some stuff. Because her overconfident thing XD

  • @a6s3
    @a6s3 Před 3 lety +2438

    Don't let all these deaths distract you from the fact that this was her last stream as a free woman.

    • @JM_Tushe
      @JM_Tushe Před 3 lety +132

      NGL, I panicked for a moment…

    • @kuroyasha4414
      @kuroyasha4414 Před 3 lety +177

      #FREEPEKO

    • @Yenrei
      @Yenrei Před 3 lety +155

      These deaths were homicides, and probably the final straw for said arrest.

    • @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm
      @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm Před 3 lety +50

      You had me in the first half not gonna lie

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta Před 3 lety +8

      I'm your last stream as a free woman buster!!

  • @1na548
    @1na548 Před 3 lety +958

    "Help I wanted a pet but accidentally committed genocide!"

    • @IFLDragon
      @IFLDragon Před 3 lety +70

      sounds like an LN I would read

    • @idealicfool
      @idealicfool Před 3 lety +7

      Sasuga war criminal san

    • @loquendo918
      @loquendo918 Před 3 lety +3

      Just pekora things

    • @carlosraruto
      @carlosraruto Před 3 lety +4

      @@IFLDragon There is that one horror comedy manga about a girl who summons a homicidal shark to defeat the demon king but murders all her classmates...

    • @kemritwithgunbutrebornasle4021
      @kemritwithgunbutrebornasle4021 Před 3 lety +4

      Hate when that happens

  • @dozynotasimp
    @dozynotasimp Před 3 lety +1593

    "Why is it that everything i touch gets hurt?!"
    *pain-peko*

  • @ouacholo8357
    @ouacholo8357 Před 3 lety +816

    Ironic how rushia laughed at pekora's misfortune.. when she is just as responsible for many pet's deaths.

    • @Tony-lw5yp
      @Tony-lw5yp Před 3 lety +27

      Except for Konta, that fox managed to escape

    • @El_torlito
      @El_torlito Před 3 lety +2

      can you put a link?

  • @fernandomollermorales4350
    @fernandomollermorales4350 Před 3 lety +243

    "Life is short".
    - Pekora.
    "Anyway, i'll murder more animals and any other mob for my war crimes".
    - Also Pekora.

  • @Angrenost02
    @Angrenost02 Před 3 lety +306

    Gotta love the nousagis for telling Pekora about the time limit only when it's too late

    • @seisoch6969
      @seisoch6969 Před 3 lety +22

      They are just enjoying the show

  • @thesonofmrpotatosstepmothe4013

    "it's not even taking damage!"
    Famous last word

  • @cryxt2645
    @cryxt2645 Před 3 lety +132

    "But can it ride a minecart" lmao she just brushes off the death

  • @WDWatameVirus
    @WDWatameVirus Před 3 lety +832

    OFFICIAL REPORT:
    Name: Usada Pekora
    Age: 112 years old
    Specie: Rabbit Girl
    Total of crimes committed before: around 511
    ------------- 31.03.2021-------------
    -Brutally murdered 3 Nousagis formerly: two by her bare hands, incited the third one to commit suicide
    First individual was chased to death, the stress and anxiety the Nousagi was feeling while being chased lead to the thought of leaving this world, he ended jumping from a cliff on the Desert, second individual was kidnapped on a boat, on the inside of a cave, Usada Pekora broke the roof of the cave, leading the Nousagi to die squished by rocks, also on the Desert, and last individual was also kidnapped and forcely driven on a boat to a close waterway spot to the Desert where the other crimes happened, this third Nousagi was trapped on a ceiling made of solid sandstone then was slain by an axe
    -Kindapped another lower-class criminal and closed him in a ceiling of sandstone, the person was wielding a crossbow and it attacked Usada Pekora before, Usada Pekora apparently closed him on the building then left the place, the individual was later found dead by isolation and dehydration on the Desert
    -Kidnapped two young dolphins who were on extinction risk on the sea next to the desert, first individual called "Iru", was victim of severe animal abuse, and died dehydrated on another dimension, his body wasn't found because it is suspected that Usada Pekora got rid of the body, second individual, "Ruka", managed to escape from the lead Usada Pekora attached to them, and went to the Oozora Keisatsu Police Division, then it was driven to a water hospital, currently doing okay, his body stills weak but he's receiving psychological treatment
    ------------------------------------
    Usada Pekora was caught on the mother-house of her terrorist group, "Usada Kensetsu", arrested by official Ms. K.C who was infiltrated on the division since 2 months
    Sentence: Usada Pekora has been found guilty of 511 crimes, categorized as "#1" on the War Criminals list of HoloNation, individual will be publically executed tomorrow at 8 p.m JST/GMT+9 time

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  Před 3 lety +132

      Damn that's quite detailed haha

    • @WDWatameVirus
      @WDWatameVirus Před 3 lety +64

      @@Nekomikuri Thank you, wanted to write something lore-like for the clip because loved it a lot, laughed so much with the rabbits XD thanks for the clip Mikuri

    • @creeperthegamer5495
      @creeperthegamer5495 Před 3 lety +44

      Someone translate this and send this report to the Oozora Police. (I know Pekora is in jail but not by Officer Subaru)

    • @cc9787
      @cc9787 Před 3 lety +23

      I love this and i hate the fact that i cant like this more then once

    • @justinjakedagupan7071
      @justinjakedagupan7071 Před 3 lety +12

      I won't read that shit but I'll give you a like for effort 👍

  • @cry9438
    @cry9438 Před 3 lety +131

    There's no Neko Mikuri Pekora video without *BASS BOOSTED PEKORA BGM* in it.

  • @thorn_lekoh
    @thorn_lekoh Před 3 lety +263

    Moving npcs and animals around in minecraft seriously is the worst. Even the lead doesn't make it fine since you got all the chances in the world to slam your entity through a wall and suffocate it.

    • @christiancinnabars1402
      @christiancinnabars1402 Před 3 lety +28

      And don’t forget the old “turning your boat improperly can have the passenger get embedded into solid rock and die.”
      Who programmed this?

    • @KaleidosXXI
      @KaleidosXXI Před 3 lety +29

      @@christiancinnabars1402 In the words of many programmers; "Java can do almost anything, just not very well."

    • @elamine9094
      @elamine9094 Před 3 lety +2

      Mcpe version: getting on a boat with a mob hurts it everytime you get down from it..

    • @NoN-ji5wd
      @NoN-ji5wd Před 3 lety +1

      To make it easier for myself I use both a lead and the Food the animal likes at the same time

    • @govnorelven4036
      @govnorelven4036 Před 2 lety

      The railway method is the easiest mode for transporting entities. Requires lots of work tho.

  • @shxwnt5143
    @shxwnt5143 Před 3 lety +207

    All the Nousagi die in front of her own eyes...RIP our Fallen brother's their sacrifice will not be forgotten

    • @081naveengarg7
      @081naveengarg7 Před 3 lety

      It was forgotten by pekora in like 5 seconds, so yeah...

  • @ErebosGR
    @ErebosGR Před 3 lety +46

    4:56 * pekolocation *
    LOL that was genius

  • @Maurivium
    @Maurivium Před 3 lety +216

    Pekora: Why is it that everything i touch gets hurt?
    *Joseph flashbacks*

  • @crushingon
    @crushingon Před 3 lety +50

    Did... did she really try to drag a Dolphin around literal hell? Where was she taking it? Surely somewhere with water...

  • @nickinq
    @nickinq Před 3 lety +57

    That last part... Now I get why Pekora was arrested lmao

  • @Obi-wankenobiyearsago
    @Obi-wankenobiyearsago Před 2 lety +11

    The fact that her filter makes her always smile makes this so much better. Its like she is in such SHOCK she can't even change the expression on her face.

  • @sansnom5269
    @sansnom5269 Před 3 lety +28

    In less than 40 seconds Pekora goes:
    - I feel bad for not having water for you
    - Can I put you in a mine cart?
    - It seems dolphin are invicible, as expected
    - Wait, they are hurting? WHY ??
    - THEY ARE DEAD? WHAT THE HELL!
    Peko brain works in mysterious ways.

  • @BlackPlatino
    @BlackPlatino Před 3 lety +12

    Imagine being a tortured soul wandering endlessly in hell, an endless torture for your crimes in life... And suddenly you see a girl with rabbit ears dragging a dolphin whit a leash trough the burning floor while screaming "I'M GONNA BE YOUR NEW MAMA" in a high pitched voice, and you notice... Your fate was not as bad as you thought it was.

  • @kechan_
    @kechan_ Před 3 lety +13

    Doplhin: *Dying*
    Pekora: "What?! Impossible! Why?"
    Bruh you brought a dolphin to a literal hell.

  • @JinhoIzanagawa
    @JinhoIzanagawa Před 3 lety +33

    Wait wait wait what? Braincells initiating commit die, Sea creatures put on Nether is surprised that they died, Braincells officially commit not alive

  • @HeatBoi
    @HeatBoi Před 3 lety +58

    You’re Editing Style never fails to make me Laugh. Thanks a lot G

  • @DiuLei619
    @DiuLei619 Před 3 lety +32

    As we expected from our natural born Pekomedian, she make jokes as she breathe...

  • @darklordnoodlez9863
    @darklordnoodlez9863 Před 3 lety +10

    The fact that she never uses her sad face in time makes it even better

  • @manuelzx7066
    @manuelzx7066 Před 3 lety +13

    Pekora : Is a rabbit-like being
    Also Pekora: doesn't know how to attract rabbits and kills them

    • @thegreatbeavers
      @thegreatbeavers Před 3 lety +2

      Sometime in the future when Pekora see's someone else owns a Rabbit Farm: HOW DID YOU DO IT PEKO?!
      That Someone: I used Carrots to bring them here and they were obedient.
      *PEKORA WITH A DERPY HAPPY FACE FOR A GOOD 5 MINUTES*

  • @dreaminglee7054
    @dreaminglee7054 Před 3 lety +16

    when you're too used to taking life you can't keep one, pain peko,

  • @mileslong3904
    @mileslong3904 Před 3 lety +13

    Part of me wants to hug Pekora and tell her it will all be OK. The other part wants to take pleasure in her failures.

  • @moderndayvampire1469
    @moderndayvampire1469 Před 3 lety +23

    6th? So there are more after the first three, huh.
    The first rabbit let itself be killed rather than caught by the criminal lol

  • @randy_hato
    @randy_hato Před 3 lety +9

    why is it so satisfying to see a "Pain peko" with her happy face " 1:16 "
    and a "Yatta peko" with her sad face " 3:54 "
    and also 4:54

  • @Warmspectre
    @Warmspectre Před 3 lety +14

    Angry Pekolocation! You're editing is awesome peko!

  • @Reyzha7
    @Reyzha7 Před 3 lety +6

    Pekora: "Life is short..."
    Also Pekora: "Let's make them shorter..."

  • @heyguys2002
    @heyguys2002 Před 3 lety +8

    Oozora police is going to have a field day with War criminal Pekora.

  • @GoldyGoldmembers
    @GoldyGoldmembers Před 3 lety +6

    How quickly she forgot about The End.

    • @taranchura2061
      @taranchura2061 Před 3 lety +1

      If she use end portal it will become more easier 🤣

  • @hermesthegreek5247
    @hermesthegreek5247 Před 3 lety +4

    I love how perfectly your edits describe Pekora's pure chaotic energy.

  • @cry9438
    @cry9438 Před 3 lety +3

    08:22 Pekora fake cried naturally as she breathes.

  • @yoh3146
    @yoh3146 Před 3 lety +2

    How can a single stream contain so many contents? Usada P-kora that's how.

  • @rrat2445
    @rrat2445 Před 3 lety +7

    Pekora would either look stupid on her avatar or cute, nothing else.

  • @michaelmcneill5647
    @michaelmcneill5647 Před 2 lety +1

    Pekora: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

  • @user-xq4ku5vi2z
    @user-xq4ku5vi2z Před 3 lety +3

    mom explaining why video games made my feet hurt:
    2:04

  • @aoxgam3r274
    @aoxgam3r274 Před 3 lety +4

    3:07 sad pekora noises

  • @niceguy2832
    @niceguy2832 Před 3 lety +2

    your editing is 10/10, my tummy hurts from laughing so much lol

  • @Incognitus7
    @Incognitus7 Před 3 lety +1

    still waiting on that dope little beat at the end to be released

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  Před 3 lety

      ah I don't know if it will I made it myself lol

  • @im-anon
    @im-anon Před 3 lety +1

    I really appreciate these bass boosted pekobrain moments, gives me a genuine chuckle really😂

  • @dreamy8899
    @dreamy8899 Před 3 lety +10

    4:26 that SFX fuckin kills me bro 💀

  • @maldorov6297
    @maldorov6297 Před 3 lety +2

    Pekora: wants a minecraft pet. Proceeds to kill everything. Then cooks a dolphin in the nether. Puts up a sign in her house thanking Iru the dolphin for dying

  • @eatchatsleep
    @eatchatsleep Před 3 lety +11

    She could breed the rabbit first then transport... of coz she thinks differently... pillager is even simpler.. just get bad omen then go miko village XD

  • @genericusername1993
    @genericusername1993 Před 3 lety +1

    "WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH GET HURT?"and at that moment Pekora realized that she was the best at commiting war crimes

    • @DarkAdonisVyers
      @DarkAdonisVyers Před 3 lety +2

      Her love takes the form of destruction. Dies irae's Reinhard Heydrich?

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox Před 3 lety

    I really love when these videos open and that music is the first thing I hear

  • @johnnylattarulo6735
    @johnnylattarulo6735 Před 2 lety +1

    I love so much Pekora! Thanks for posting and translate in English!

  • @CinemaSeven
    @CinemaSeven Před 3 lety +2

    The dolphin flopping on the tracks is hilarious.

  • @simplesecret4170
    @simplesecret4170 Před 3 lety +9

    I love the edits and the comedic translations of what pekora is doing XD

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  Před 3 lety

      Thanks. It's how I always edit stuff

  • @chezzicuzynot4905
    @chezzicuzynot4905 Před 3 lety

    Your editing is so goooood. It makes the clip so much more fun to watch. Thank you for the great content and keep up the great work!

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  Před 3 lety

      I like editing vids like this. Thanks for watching!

  • @weldonspivey5708
    @weldonspivey5708 Před 3 lety +3

    This made my day. Thank you.

  • @stevej8589
    @stevej8589 Před 3 lety +1

    I enjoyed this clip so much i had to make a legendary peko clips folder, and you know what? all my fave Pekora-hime videos are from Neko Mikuri.
    Legendary work, neko mikuri

  • @Azieru87
    @Azieru87 Před 3 lety +2

    Was she talking about "Edward Scissorhands" 3:18. I will be really surprised if she did.

  • @SalvadorTorres-nb2ik
    @SalvadorTorres-nb2ik Před 3 lety

    The whole adventure with her BGM in the background makes it better. I especially loved the parts where she enters third person view.

  • @mausuririn
    @mausuririn Před 11 měsíci +1

    The word “pekolocation” is now my favorite word ever.

  • @thegrass7199
    @thegrass7199 Před 3 lety +3

    "Why is it everything i touch gets hurt!?"
    Because you're the personification of Death

  • @Itsappuru
    @Itsappuru Před 2 lety +2

    0:08 Obviously Since Its You Kind Pekora

  • @shawerymarz
    @shawerymarz Před 3 lety

    I REALLY love your videos man, keep up the good work👍

  • @javierduarte6694
    @javierduarte6694 Před 3 lety

    The best/funniest edits i've ever seen from hololive clips

  • @the1darknight
    @the1darknight Před 3 lety +1

    Peko, the War Criminal! 🤣🤣

  • @retvrvtete744
    @retvrvtete744 Před 3 lety +2

    *life is shorter when there is pekora*

  • @WaywardVector
    @WaywardVector Před 3 lety +39

    Pekora: “why am I responsible for the death of so many pets?”
    Pewdiepie: *”First time?”*

  • @86abaile
    @86abaile Před 3 lety +2

    The list grows ever longer.

  • @Tenzalt
    @Tenzalt Před 3 lety

    The video editing is gorgeous, i really enjoyed it :0✨

  • @tristanjarredfederizo4023

    The rabbits she chased doesn't want a War Crime Rabbit to be their owner

  • @mononobenofuta
    @mononobenofuta Před 3 lety

    The edit of the video is so perfect to the point where I laughed so much

  • @marto641
    @marto641 Před 3 lety +1

    Out of all the translators your editing is the best one

  • @xgoroeditsx
    @xgoroeditsx Před 2 lety +1

    Pekora murders a rabbit: *He was like a father to me, I loved him like a son.* Anyway

  • @seisoch6969
    @seisoch6969 Před 3 lety

    Pekoadventures are the best lmao, you never know what will happen next

  • @CyanDumBell_MC
    @CyanDumBell_MC Před 3 lety +2

    he not taking damage
    _dolphin immediately taking damage_

  • @Heavenly_Demon_God
    @Heavenly_Demon_God Před 2 lety +1

    She woukd probably terraform hundreds of miles of land if no one tells her to use lead

  • @ironballistics
    @ironballistics Před 3 lety +2

    "THE END" was only the beginning...

  • @jaiyelyvi5076
    @jaiyelyvi5076 Před 6 měsíci +1

    LMAO I can't believe that the first video that made me fall into this deep rabbit hole was recommended to me again after years 😂 Sasuga peko, still a war criminal

  • @roy7973
    @roy7973 Před 3 lety +2

    6:50 The dolphins just vibing to her bgm

  • @Muffindounut
    @Muffindounut Před 3 lety +2

    Me: [reads the title of the video]
    "Wouldn't expect any less of our lil war criminal"

  • @w110w0
    @w110w0 Před 3 lety

    Can't believe I missed such a quality clip until now. The "pekolocation" got me

  • @ClockWorksb
    @ClockWorksb Před rokem +1

    The first rabbit committing suicide made me lose my fucking mind

  • @TomiLumi
    @TomiLumi Před 3 lety +1

    Life is truly short and fleeting when pekora wants you as a pet

  • @inksama8
    @inksama8 Před 2 lety +1

    Alternative title: 8 and a half minutes of pekora commiting accidental Mass genocide and slowly losing her mental sanity because of it

  • @ledonkly
    @ledonkly Před 3 lety +2

    Lord have mercy if this crazy war criminal spots one of your pets

  • @stevepk
    @stevepk Před 3 lety +2

    3:15 Why this cracks me up every time XD
    4:22 Mobs also don't despawn when riding a boat or minecart, of course, Pekora doesn't know this.

  • @ChuckNorris-qy4rn
    @ChuckNorris-qy4rn Před 3 lety +1

    Pekora :Pekora also a Rabbit
    Rabbit : nah.. You're a war criminal

  • @alfieomega
    @alfieomega Před 3 lety

    love your subs
    I would write down a specific instance of a joke you put in but there's so much and it's all good

  • @BioClay88
    @BioClay88 Před 3 lety +1

    its not even taking damage
    Thats the best jinx ever xD

  • @thepurplebox380
    @thepurplebox380 Před 2 lety +2

    Pekolocation broke me XD

  • @vahnheim1942
    @vahnheim1942 Před 3 lety

    Pekora just murdered her own kind
    what an absolute madlad

  • @junimeme5626
    @junimeme5626 Před 3 lety +1

    These edits are worthy of an Oscar.

  • @tekamida
    @tekamida Před 3 lety +1

    Love the bass boost at 1:37.
    Made me do the haha :)

  • @grgspunk
    @grgspunk Před 3 lety +1

    *USP Tries It™: Bugged Enslavement Mechanics*

  • @ShadowWulfGaming
    @ShadowWulfGaming Před 3 lety

    I was there for this stream, its good to know what she actually said

  • @A_Spatchula
    @A_Spatchula Před 3 lety +2

    All of the pets died because they know what happens to all of the animals in Pekora's care
    Never forget those helpless chickens when they "volunteered" to help her

    • @kuroyasha4414
      @kuroyasha4414 Před 3 lety

      She also did something similar in ARK, where her victims were also birds. I'm starting to feel like birds are what killed her in her previous life and that is what's leading her to do this massive purge of aviary animals

    • @art-cs6us
      @art-cs6us Před 3 lety

      @@kuroyasha4414 i mean birds tend to eat rabbits so

  • @JizzburnGigaqueer
    @JizzburnGigaqueer Před 3 lety +1

    I have to applaud the brilliance of the "Pekolocation" pun. 👏

  • @Yenrei
    @Yenrei Před 3 lety

    I'm glad this maniac is behind bars. Now my fellow villagers and I can rest easy knowing there's absolutely no hope of her ever being released or escaping or of our village being turned into an entrainment camp.

  • @dayved5508
    @dayved5508 Před 3 lety +1

    no pet will live in the hands of pekora