In The Army Now (Russian version)
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Видео делал для собственного удовольствия, вдохновлялся роликом "it's my life (russian version)".
In The Army Now (Russian version)
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Ok
Wat
no russian
English you fool
What does it mean ? Can someone explain who knows russian ? Btw why is it 69 ?
Putin : I'll be back in 4 mins 17 secs
Russian Army :
Putin: i see u had a little party
@@miko886 xD
@@DerSingh0329 and then he joins them.
Yes yes Rasia v perde
...
Blyatyfull
Блятифулл
конечно мы собираемся убить Владимира Путина
YoungWolfy yes comrade
@@terosaastamoinen3525 Я против. У меня болгарка, и я против. А если человек не согласен с твоим решением и у него болгарка, то лучше беги...
@@Slesar628 цика блять
the normal version of "In The Army Now" is dark, except the Russian version, this one sounds more friendly.
Ukrainian
You'll be suprisedd but in Russia original "In the army now" was considered patriotic for the long time.
Check out the cover of in the army now by sabaton. Shits super dark and the perfect amount of heaviness to match the lyrics.
Status quo
@@Motorcyclechariotracinghello
Parents: We can be proud to have a son who answered the call of his country and joined the army!
The son:
Son: 2:04 😂😂😂
Heh
В России обязательная военная служба.
Thank you for your service!
The service:
you Goddamn genius Forrest!
*Cold War*
USA: Only God know what are they doing behind the iron curtain!
Russians:
@Tom Davis ah shit here we go again...
Hank Hill: "That was before we knew the Russians were incompetent"
@Tom Davis fuck Germany and fuck Russia
The Soviet Army had this level of bullshit as well, evidently. I'm not sure about the Red Army before it, because when they were conscripted, it was into a war where 11 million of them died.
U S # 1 !
Russia: it is not a country, it is a state of mind.
Salivar Ravilas ah well you could always be american
😂😵😁
@Salivar Ravilas pathetic
Cool joke!😂
@@Kobaford or iraq
Now imagine how many of these moments will not get on the Internet, because often no one is standing with a camera to capture them.
they are busy
busy of laughing
Общевойсковым уставом Вооружённых Сил Российской Федерации запрещается пользоваться телефонами что имеют : блютуз, выход в интернет, флешки, камеры и тд.
Кто с таким попадётся уедет на 30 суток на Гауптвахту
@@makskalinov709 Да это-то понятно. Он о том и говорит
@@makskalinov709 Насчёт войск РФ не знаю, но в нашей части спалившихся заставляли прибивать их к специальному стенду гвоздями. Или вешали на шею кирпич на цепочке, с которым надо проходить неделю вообще не снимая. А вообще в армии можно всё, главное не спалиться. На губу если и ездили, то за какие дикие залёты вроде самовола, бухача и т. д.
trust me, there's way more pizdets happening in the army, both funny and terrible, but it's mainly told in private conversations, rarely have a good photo to back it up.
My father used to serve for the Russian military, and one of his favorite quotes is "if you're depressed in Russia, just forget what depression is"
Я ПРОСТО УГОРАЮ НАШИ МАЛЬЧИКИ В АРМИИ РОССИЯ ВПЕРЕД
This video is proof of what happens when you do have a bear as pet.
Greetings from South Africa.
U russia guy? And if so, why isn't it the same in other countries?
There is a Russian proverb that goes like this: "One who has served in the army does not laugh in a circus"
he doesn't laugh in the circus but in the army :P
Because there are better circus in the army!!!
@@13film55 lmfao
One who has served in the army does not PERFORM in a circus :)
There is a polish proverb : "one who has a wife, doesnt laugh in a circus"
NATO spy: Alright Lets see what russian army gonna do.
Russian Army:
Мы просто молодость и силу держим
Nato spy after that: oh shit i need to join them
Призывная...
*NATO SPY:* I need join them.
All I can do is just smile seeing are Russian cousins chill and привет товарищи из россии привет из сербии 🇷🇸 🇷🇺
This aged like a fine goat milk
@@theroundtable6371alright calm down man, we understand youre butthurt because america isnt the one waging a war europe
This is 100% legit, we Slavs just sometimes say "FUCK LIFE" and have fun.
True im from Serbia XD.
We Austrians also do it sometimes but we are also a little bit slavs only a bit
@@tirolerfighter.9144 intreasting.
This is young soldiers everywhere -- we'll do anything to have some fun when the officers aren't looking!
As a retired British soldier, I can honestly say the only difference between this video, and my time in the army is the uniforms.
Lol that's funny because we thought that our army are most tough in the world, but i read here all same stories from all world
We had a party in our quarters with the other units one time and one sergent came and busted us, he asked us if we were upholding the corona restrictions and then he just left. Great times
reading this made me want to join the german army for a year after I am finished with school but this will probably not happen here as most Germans live with a stick up their ass
One difference : snow
@@nonamenosurname3637Tough doesn’t mean they don’t do funny shit like this.
Slavic humour is just precious
Da
Serbia is second slavic country in the world cuz we have same accent and food we are Christians
@@user-jb7dn9vu3z that put smile on me but I wish I know Russian language more
Humour this is everyday life,this is lifestyle
This is just military humor, every country has things like this and it's all hilarious
Aren't we gonna talk about how smooth they drifted a tank?
Not a tank. That was a БМП-2 (BMP-2) IFV (Infantry Fighting Vehicle). The difference is that these things are lighter, have less armor, usually carry a lighter, faster firing armament to engage smaller targets. IFVs are also more mobile because they have less weight.
@@vozhdenko932 I would say a IFV still classifies as a tank
@@Serkay64 No Bmp's are not very suitable for fighting heavily armored vehicles, its more of an infantry support/fighting vehicle
@@JV-bj4kx a BMP or any IFV in general also fits the definition of a tank
@@JV-bj4kx czcams.com/video/4H91Z5yAiUA/video.html
Как гласит всемизвестная пословица: Человека из армии забрать можно, а вот армию из человека, нельзя.
TEC-9 RUSH B!!! CYKA BLYAT!!!!!!!!
нет такой пословицы
@@user-nl4fq1oc7e У тебя может и нет, а у многих она есть.
@@jackthatistheripper чето ты напутал, нету такой. есть похожая про негров и джунгли.
@@overmind06 Знаешь есть ещё похожая про школу, про геймеров и т.д. Эта пословица не имеет единого значения ибо смысл её меняли сотни, а то и тысячи раз, я назвал одну из вариаций
US: how can your soldiers can be that strong?
Russia: our soldier fliping each other's bed every morning.
@Kyle Blank woosh
@Kyle Blank eh.
I don't smoke so I wouldn't understand. I really don't know why that was a woosh either. I just wanted to see how mad you would get.
*Grammar 100*
@Kyle Blank does your nose ever had been broken?
@Kyle Blank damn... Good luck next time!!
So this what my men are doing while I'm gone
Are you proud
Senpai stalin are you proud?
本人登場してて笑
Joesph Stalin yes yes indeed
They have aged like a fine wine.
Or vodka.
It hits different now
Definitely
"A vacation in a neighboring land, Uncle Vlad does the best he can."
@@Eggy_Bro Wow
In The *Duklock* Army Now!
You can try to do something similar for Dusan.
DUCKFUCK ARMY
*Duklock coming with vodka and PS5*
Фыш ьегьфб хз ншыля
Neviem po rusky D
This is why I loathe people who think, "All Russians are the enemy!!", "All Chinese are the enemy!!", or "All Americans are the enemy!!" The vast majority of us are basically the same, yet we get sucked into the petty disputes and agendas of people who manipulate us into thinking such things.
Respect to Russia from Montana.
Ryssä
You said Russia wrong, we always do.
Celebrate and reflect; Victory in Europe! What?
( like " Nikolaj" you never say it correctly )
Celebrate and reflect; Victory in Europe! Are you talking to me?
I don't remember training them to do that
Iósif Stalin be proud daddy, be proud.
yes
They learned by themselves and began to teach even the Americans
Be proud
I love how they Rush B
1:25 best part "stand up and fight." i love it.
When you put a couple hundred young men in one place, some funny shit ought to happen. And Russians are damn inventive in that.
like artillery strike xD remember to put high rank officer here too
Government: "Work from home"
Russians:
Россия:пздц
Hey comrade
Good comrade Soviet Union proud not Soviet farbanga
@@marc0vka Нет это в Африке а в России просто жопа, впрочем как и у нас.
When the teacher leaves the class for 17 seconds:
0.00000000001 seconds
the class becomes the army o_0
@@Edelhifa true Russian army
As someone who trained in the Finnish military, this warms my heart. Keep up the good work and we will have global peace in no time.
Perkele ny o faktaa
Yeah, but only if we can finally get rid of putin
Well this didn't age well
😶😬 about the "global peace" part... yeah...
@@NotNicot You didn't get the joke 😄
CZcams: what do you want?
Me: Russia
CZcams ok *puts this in my recommendation*
Me: Perfection
3:00 When you skip tutorial
So in our Russian army, commanders assert their authority, they can make sweeping with crowbars, or paint the grass green.
Sorry in my english
2:49 me customising my character
:O 300th like and 3:00
ghggfggh
Sabaton "In the army now" or StatusQuo "In the army now" - No
Russian "U r in ze army now" - Da
Its a band, "village and people"
*U in ze armi nau.
Ашагаг Лмлмомо its the village people
In fact none of these bands owns the song. The original version is bolland's version.
Greg _ Bel I was just correcting the guy saying village and people
"a vacation in a foreign land" indeed
Domestic land*
Russian young person who just finished university:ah finally I'll get a good job and a lot of money
Russian military: you're in the army now
Хорошая попытка, Военкомат)
Мне сразу захотелось в армию, жаль нет у нас для девушек обязательной(
@@SilverKATrin Это да(.За это можешь благодарить рат-феминисток которые проголосовали за отмену законопроекта о срочной службе в армии женщин
@@SilverKATrin ухожу через месяц.
Все прекрасно расскажу)))
@@brofuns6480 хорошей службы 🤝
@@egorjankosarev1968 спасибо, товарищ)
Those who served in the army do not laugh in the circus! -"A soldier's proverb.
«Кто в армии служил, тот в цирке не смеëтся»
(Those who served in the army don’t laugh at the circus)
This aged like fine wine now
Not really
Aged like Milk since It proved everyone’s point about the Russian army
@@Matthiasthehillbilly this video shows the actual reality of the Russian army, so this aged like FINE WINE!!!
@@Matthiasthehillbilly ? Not really. Every army is like this during peacetime because, y'know, people are people and will goof off if given the chance.
"Aged like fine wine" These smartasses...
Reminds me of my days in the Bundeswehr... Guess "war" never changes... Greetings to my russian brothers!
От души братан
От души, ежже, брат)
ПРИВЕТ ИЗ РОССИИ
And this is reason why noone never defeat Russia
Guys please its been 3 years let it die
Lisiasty 24 the Japanese did
Lisiasty 24 the Japanese did
And soon after that the russian tanks wiped the floor with japanese
Succ fair, but the Russians are the only country to be defeated by a Asian nation before the Second World War
Juho Torvinen ? Finland fought an Asian nation b4 WW2?
No one:
literally no one:
Clones on Kamino:
🤣
Don't ruin the 69 likes.
The last russian verse translated:
Overseas there's a lemon garden
And i'll find a lemon and be happy
But i won't give it to you
And don't you dare blame me
After this i agree that the russian army is the strongest.
Same
And the funniest. MARCH!
Oh wait, it's April. . .
@@benlaskowski357 H
@@senteial3666 Tanks a lot! They got plenty! ;)
I think only Swiss army could match them in crazy ideas to kill the stereotype
NFKRZ after failing to avoid his compulsory Russian military service.
KaiserKeehlim good meme I did have a chuckle
bald and bankrupt should do vlog in russian army
@@chalino739 Foreigners can join for up to 5 years so...
Studied with him at one university btw, never knew this guy is a famous CZcams blogger lmao
1:24 haha, amogus
Nogus
Glad to see Russia is in safe hands
Present day :
Germany : Hey russia how did you defeat us and how are they so skilled
Russia : Well
The russians :
Well having good moral is great for armies because do you feel like risking your life for your country whilst miserable no
@@nathanfitz5299 Makes sence
@@glexishaulingservices5535 Russians won because they had nothing to lose. Simple
@@FaridskyKot well they had no food to lose
@@FaridskyKot They also pretty much won cause W I N T E R
Asked my Russian friend how the life in the army was and he sent me this....im scared
Hi! All this is not true! 🤔 The army is bored, mortal longing. 😕 Therefore, the young soldiers have fun as they can. 😲 But as we say, in every joke there is only a fraction of the joke. 😉 Don't worry, be happy! 🙂
In army are one thousand and one countermeasure to say corona "you shall not pass"
Grand Theft Auto: Russia Legends
Ах если бы
Yt has a sick sense of humour by recommending this to me now, and you can´t deny it.
This may be the most effective Army recruitment video I’ve ever watched.
This is basically what you get when you have a bunch of guys with no women around. A lot of dumb but light-hearted shit happens.
@@HrHaakon Speaking from experience. It's the exact same when women are around.
Хорошая попытка военкомат
😂😂😂
Это да:)))
УРАААААА РУСКИЙ
@@user-vm8ml2ni2m УЧИ РУССКИЙ
@@danilkinds888 с забыл
Welcome guys!
Soldier: Comrade captain, I'm ready to defend mother Russia!
Captain: Relax, rookie, thousands of nukes are doing the job just fine.
Soldier: Then what should I do, comrade captain?
Captain: I dunno, play curling or whatnot.
I read this in russian accent ;)
My point was that there's no military action in mandatory military service (conscription) going on, nowhere, people just fucking around out of boredom. This is only for a case of a total war, so there is at least some people in so called "army reserves". The main defence mechanism is "mutually assured destruction" doctrine.
Everyone in the comments ragging on the russian armed forces, im gonna say that im about 99.9% certain similar shit happens in other armies
Not everyone has got such power and imagination as russians, my comrade.
Wait till you meet some marines
Nah
Will it happen but not to this extent
this is...like everyone's military
Ж-12 the best
)
)
Vladislav NW You stab me?! A little piece of shit child?!
Da
Glory of national hero!
A vacation in a foreign land
Uncle Vlad does the best he can
I hope the boys are alive and safely back home, wherever they may be
Conscripts are not sent to the front. Grown men are fighting.
@@vadimanreev4585 not to the front, but to do other things like dig trenches and logistics
@@vadimanreev4585ost of these videos are already years old , some even from the early 2000s, so alot of these boys are over there
@@yourcasualfinn2213много? ~250-300 тысяч мобилизованных и 500 тысяч контрактников, многие из которых сидят в России по кабинетам.
ЭТО НАШИ РУССКИЕ
Поздрав из братске и православне Србије , браћо Руси 🇷🇸🇷🇺
Слава Сербии)
Слава Русији!
Да здравствуют православные люди, которые победят дикий запад, НАТО и Америку!
Косово это Сербия как Крым Россия!
Спасибо)
Ну здравствуй
This is exactly how the American enlisted servicemen behave. Soldiers don’t take anything seriously.
Same with the British army especially within the infantry 😂
Liam O' Connor It’s pretty much just how infantry behaves across the board. We go crazy so civilians don’t have to.
So do israelis
ido12760 Israelis are the enemy of this world
This is why I want to join the military. I wanna convince the Drill Sergeant to let us prop speakers up on an Abrams or Bradley and blast Sabaton over the speakers in training
Yeah.... I remember when this first came out. I was doing homework in quarantine in the kitchen, and I saw the thumbnail out of nowhere. I thought, "Some guy in a mask?" and boom! I get this masterpiece. I listened to it all the time when I did homework. I wish we could go back. It is better than war. We must remember that every day normal Russians do not war. I have families in Ukraine too.
Man this video is just really sad now thinking of how many of these young men could be dead now.
Even more so because this video shows that they are just young people having fun.
Это просто срочная (обязательная) служба в армии. В ней служит каждый парень 18-27 лет
Russia isn’t a country
Is a lifestyle
Spread Communism, comrade : czcams.com/video/xMGcBgjl4-c/video.html
@@comradecat9927 Fuck off you communist pig. Recite the communist manifesto.
@@rajvardhan6072 Nah he's a fake, it's tovarisch not comrade. I'm sick of these stupid fucking children that have no idea what the Soviet Union was
yes
ItS a PeOpLe
I’m officially convinced that if the United States and Russia become strong allies The U.S. Marines and the Russian Army would get a long very well.
The United States Yes the Гопник power would mix with “I’m the juggernaut b*tch” a weapon to surpass metal gear
Талион Дмитриевич they were Australians though
Ronn Allen there are too many military fails memes on Americans with that sentence, it’s feels like it should be an official slogan
But we will not. Not before they become communists and return Alaska.
That would result in an undefeatable duo
1:28 That BMP drifting though
11/10
donbass drift
У нас детство с такими развлечениями было, особенно в летних лагерях.
When there's no war and the military has nothing to do.
Yep this aged well
0:19 bro that looks awesome, we need that at playgrounds
God, if only health and safety wasn't a factor.
Children Will be flung everywhere
@@arashifujimaru8772 I dont see a problem with that
@@nikgeo697 i didnt said that it was a problem
True. Also bring the merry go rounds back.
Не понимаю людей, которые обижаются на видео. Ведь только такая армия в состоянии действительно победить кого-угодно.
Это правда)
Ну обижаться на правду глупо, но смотришь на это и понимаешь, что просто срочников гребут на год да хоть 2 из экономики из жизни и заставляют заниматься хернёй, в итоге со скуки люди дурачатся, а из бюджета выделяют деньги на этот дурацкий цирк, вместо адекватной армии, вот это то и печалит.
@@SiMBi0ZZA не будут выделять , будешь под сапогом фашингтона и их шестёрок
tak schválne kto od duklocka?
Myslim že tejto pesnicke pribudlo tak 100 000 wiews len od duklocka
ja
Russia has that one army who doesn't know what they're doing but they're having fun
Romeo Roberts don’t let them fool ya. They are professionals. Saw them in action
The Ba’athist Al Ali me too, at the circus
@@theArab__ yes I know x)
Fuck you
@@igorvoloshin3406 seems like that would've been oddly comforting lol
1:18 - раз пять пересмотрел))) это ж надо - какая синхронность!
1:20 the soldiers falling are MY army, Swiss army ))
how tf did you recognize them
fucking love our russian brothers
This is more effective than any propaganda ever could be.
To share a story, when I was in "training" for an "unnamed" branch of the "military"... There was a guy in our training group who was so short he required a waiver to join. However, one day he removed all of his clothing, hid inside a locker, and waited for this guy to come back and open his locker. He then jumped out of said locker, ass naked, and proceeded to charge at the dude who promptly fell on his ass and tried to scramble backwards while screaming like he was being violated by an animal. Our small friend received an article 15 for his efforts and that story was repeated over and over for years.
Comrade Stalin would be proud
@the pirateorc If a military member gets into trouble for a minor offense and it does not require a judicial hearing, Article 15 of the UCMJ allows for the commanding officer to decide the innocence or guilt and administer the punishment to the offender if necessary.
Retro64XYZ is that what NJPing is?
@@asianman3455 Yea. Article 15 is a Non Judicial Punishment.
@@sadasas_1809 I am
My Słowianie :) oglądając ten filmik przypominają mi się czasy woja! Sława Bracia!
Песню исполняет украинская группа. 😢
@@user-st7cl1id6k Возможно, вы мне этого не написали... 😑
This video is even funnier if you watch it after 24th February 2022.
*proud to see that my comrades are using the tactics i taught them*
😂 🤣
As an ex British Infantry soldier of 5 years I can confirm we behaved exactly the same way 🤣🤙🏻
А в мою ратную был популярен брейк-данс и роботы. В ЗГВ помню юноша зажигал брейк...
А по мисту своей службы... Помню в учебке, уже весной, в начале апреля, когда стало пригревать, чувак га боевой зоне - Таурене - забрался на ящики, среди штабелей выдвинул один и массу давил. Не дует почти, сверху греет и сержант найти не может.
А я уже на втором году спал в 66-м на инструментальном ящике, прочен барахло сгреб к выходу, лето, воскресенье, меня не нашли...
Взлетку в учебке помыть щетками РБХЗ, а потом "машкой" натереть, эх... У нас "Машкой" был ящик из-под вэвэ, с кирпичами. У танкистов в До́беле трак....
В Отряде ВТС "машки" не было, зато потом на втором году мытье с мылом было каждый день в наряде по роте...
А массу мы давили и под кроватями в кубрике и потом в ящике под телевизором....
russian vid with sung by a ukranian band, cant be more relevant now
In soviet Russia you dont join the army
*the army joins you*
Russian teenagers (boys): Спасите! Мне скоро придёт ПОВЕСТКА!
The army joins US
@@anishavincent4963 no it joins the USSR
Ruki vverkh!
@@walterweiss7124
Sdayus!
1:02 Rare footage of Russian soldier at the gate of Berlin. (1945 colourized)
Russian general: ok you completed basic training , now survive the basic living accommodation
so this is one of the strongest armys in the world... I like that
Russia is not a country, Russia is life style.
Copying topcomments isnt a Country. Its a lifestyle
@@juri.03 good one
Russian military clips are objectively funny
funny, but still sad :/ we are the same people everywhere, let's fucking live in harmony
This is also funny because I know all of our NATO bois act the exact same way.
Soldiers will be soldiers.
Boys will be boys. What happens when you lock over a hundred boys away and get them bored out of their mind? This.
Favorite story is of French soldiers getting their MAS 36 rifles stuck together by sticking one gun on the other side of a stored bayonet preventing them from being separated, Forgotten weapons did a cool vid on it.
Dewey my favorite part of that is the term “the good idea fairy”
i heard a story that some dumbasses in the french army managed to get two Mas-36 rifles stuck togheter via rhe bayonnet and they couldnt seperate them anymore. Soldiers will be soldiers
@@StabbySabby Hmm, I]ve got a feeling I've heard this story before... Like 2 posts above
looks like a lot of fun 👾
😂😂 if you like it , got to the russian army
Uuummm...
Rethink that twice peopole!
@@obi-sanskenobi4327 yes
@James Harding I can confirm. My cousin joined the Russian Marines (they let foreigners from NAM countries and non-nato countries except China join) and he confirmed shit like this DOES happen. The 'soap room' or whatever he called it is actually quite famous in their armed forces.
@@shuvrafatima9666 why not china
Looks to me like grunts going mad with boredom is a universal army experience.
Alien invasion on earth:
Russian army: dancing
Greetings from polish army!
Hi our army sure had training in ur country
@@tomekk2319 nigdy nie będzie patologiczna tak jak te wschodnie bo nie mamy obowiązkowej służby. Jak byłeś w wojsku to moze pochwal się indywidualnymi przypadkami to sobie porozmawiamy. :)
@@tomekk2319 cóż, jak na wojsko dość normalne 😂😂
Sadly, your leaders lick the toes of Americans.
SwordFish Beacuse stupid people are thinking that someone from there wants to die for us...
everybody gangsta till russian tank starts drifting in the warfare
everyone: doing job seriously
me and my friends:
Somehow I feel that only guys that have been in the military, no matter in what country, can really understand and appreciate videos like that...and remember their own funky stuff..
I want to go in the russian army NOW 🇫🇷🤝🇷🇺
Ooohhh man...
No you dont..
@DeathLightPL we could easy say that on video's its fun, but in real life... Its a horror
Clément Hy That’s so fucking bad idea bro
Me to now
у моего отца был в армии писсуары типа труба и в ней дырки. И у них отрубили свет, ну зашли туда как слепые котята ссут,и мой отец захотел сплюнуть думал: в стену плюнет. Плюнул в рыло товарищу, подумал показалось и тут сразу ор: КТО ЭТО ЗДЕЛАЛ?! Папа выбежал из туалета пока там все друг друга били😂 об этом ни кто не узнал спустя 20ти лет
Не понимаю умникумов, которые ноют и говорят, что эти солдаты херовые, просто показали интересные ситуации из службы, даже солдаты должны искать развлечения, иначе они теряют свою личность.
Soliders risk their lives for us,they should be respected
The soliders: