@The TacoCat I genuinely don't care. Trying to advertise your channel in comments makes you not only makes you look lazy, but also devious as well due to the recent influx of bots.
I sometimes wonder if he might be self aware. I mean he might play us the way the Kardashians or the Hiltons played us. He takes on a role that people want to see.
I wouldn’t sleep on seagal, despite all the shit he’s said he knows karate, Akido, jiu jitsu, Muay Thai, tae kwon doe, wrestling and a lot of other dangerous words.
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did some quick math and if you wanted to fill an average sized swimming pool (12-by-24-foot rectangular pool with an average depth of 5 feet) and assuming the lightning bolt can was 16 onces then they would need to use 92160 cans to fill the pool
So she emptied over 90,000 cans? Hmmmm at the rate she showed (assuming she emptied 1 at a time) it was about 6-7 seconds (we’ll go with 7 for this) that means she spent… Over a week nonstop filling that pool
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That Russian lady that kissed him with the most hilariously edited kiss sound effect in existence got absolutely Thanos-snapped into oblivion afterwards. This is a masterpiece.
@@soggybiscotti8425 I’m not always trying to go Mach 1 on my bike, and sometimes it’s less convenient. I’m a college student with an EBike that I modded and a battery from alibaba that gets me over 50 miles on a charge at 40 MPH, and if I feel cool on it then that’s just a plus. Why do you need to hate, can’t we coexist? We both like riding and enjoying two wheeled vehicles!
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He moves like he died years ago but the producers didn’t want the public to find out so they attached strings to him so they could move him like a puppet
Fun fact: Steven Seagal at one point started having a monk around him rate his Karma like a videogame character, and when the monk said that his Karma was having low points Seagal would not work that day.
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I like how they didn't even try to fill the pool with any energy drink or at least change the color of water because now it just looks like a most normal pool filled with water
I’ve met Steven Seagal once and he’s one of those guys who doesn’t believe in deodorant. He takes stuff like mint leaves and rubs them on his pits I swear
As someone who grew up watching almost every Steven seagal movie his new identity as a creepy lying bad actor with an identity crisis who gets shit on by every youtuber is quite the experience for me
Yeah it's weird. I'm in the same boat, used to watch alot of his movies with my Dad and brother. Never really thought he was anything more than the typical 80s90s action movie star but he's very clearly got something goin on. Like he thinks the persona from the movies is who he really is, really did those things or something. It's fascinating and i feel kinda bad for him.
@@KillerBearsaw same here, I will happily watch his 80s and early 90s movies again and again, because they're classics, like van damme and arnie movies from the 80s and 90s. A lot of them are derpy as hell, and basic stories, but it's an "action movie" and it does what it says on the can lol shame he nose dived and became so unaware of himself lol
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Steven Seagal: actor, martial artist, blues musician, police deputy, energy drink maker, Russian ambassador, puppet master, human statue, transformer, spokesperson for Rogaine, collector of Beanie Babies, slayer of pandemics, beloved friend of Vladimir Putin. Is there anything this guy isn't an expert in?
You do all this serious talk and jokes but then when u break and smile genuinely I can't help but also smile. Its comforting and warm, im not sure why? Maybe you remind me of someone but whatever it is its so sweet and safe.
@@mepp4224 As I understand it, it represents stuff like Chi? Like the energy that some people reference when they talk about martial arts or some medical(?) practices. But I'm not 100% on that. I could be off.
I literally have an unopened can of the blue one setting on a shelf by me. My mom thought it was hilarious he had an energy drink and we just never opened it. Maybe the legendary Charlie could open this can and experience the ultimate Chad explosion for us.
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"He thinks he's cool shit because he buys a scooter and treats it like a motorcycle." Had me rolling. Corny ass commercial. Dude was a badass in his movies though. Was fun to watch. Great video
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The silver pokedex entry for Mewtwo reads "It usually remains motionless to conserve energy, so that it may unleash its full power in battle." Steven Seagal doesn't move much for the same reason
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Stephen is what i want to be when i grow up. Someone who shouldnt be famous but is. Someone who isnt hated but people also know enough to have like weird kind of respect but not. What a man he is
I love how Charlie introduces his twitch in almost every video in a creative funny way instead of begging for subs at the begging of every video like other "youtubers"
Liking energy drinks, I tried both flavors. My experience--when I first tasted it, it was not good. I drank more from the can, thinking it might get better. It got worse. The aftertaste is what did it. I shared it with someone else, and after drinking, they were revolted. The flavor has been described as burnt tire, and that accurately captured how it tasted.
@@JayInTheGreen My pro tip: click their profile picture and check their last comments. If all they've done is copy and paste the same thing, is a bot (on mobile, idk if it works on pc)
I actually remember not being able to pay our cable or wifi for a few months so we got a TV antenna and only got like, 10 channels, and my family either had to choose between watching PBS Kids, the news, reruns of Frasier and The Munsters or one channel that only ran a marathon of Steven Seagal movies.
@@redleafwater5437 I think that's what it was called. Little House on The Prairie came on, then The Munsters then Fraiser, then Roseanne and that was the main channel we watched until we could get our Wifi back.
I remember trying his energy drink. it was the early 2000's the store had replaced the Sobe no fear with lighning bolt. I think the one I tried was black cherry I couldn't make it past to first sip.
I remember the days when that energy drink first came out. The commercials were insane but hilarious, something my friends and I would laugh about at school. The energy drink wasn't even that good, but it was all worth it for the clout.
The fact that Steven Seagal is fluent in Russian is the most interesting part of the video Edit : okay, so saying that he is fluent is a bit of an exaggeration , but at least he pronounced his lines pretty accurately , albeit with a slight accent. this is also the only recording that I could find of him speaking Russian , and all footage of him in Russia has him speaking English and in the video of him receiving his Russian citizenship he has a translator, so I guess that he can't actually speak Russian which makes this commercial way goofier. So apparently some guy decided to take my comment and post it as his own , and his got way more traction than mine. that's a pretty weird and sad thing to do if you ask me
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Ah yes the two most popular flavors, Cherry and *Asian*
@The TacoCat I genuinely don't care. Trying to advertise your channel in comments makes you not only makes you look lazy, but also devious as well due to the recent influx of bots.
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If Seagal was self aware, at all, he would be the funniest man on the planet.
He has sympathy for sentient beings
I sometimes wonder if he might be self aware. I mean he might play us the way the Kardashians or the Hiltons played us. He takes on a role that people want to see.
He about as self aware as a character in an adult swim parody
im pretty sure this is a paradoy and he is laughing at himself and/or 80s style adverts
We could only hope one day….
I wouldn’t sleep on seagal, despite all the shit he’s said he knows karate, Akido, jiu jitsu, Muay Thai, tae kwon doe, wrestling and a lot of other dangerous words.
Don't forget Hogwarts magic
I remember telling this joke when I was 13 like over ten years ago. Good one!
The man was trained by Mr. Miyagi 😂
didn't he have a television show where he went around talkin about how badly he could beat people up or sumthin?
Ahh yes akido, the super not fake martial art
The reason he doesn’t move much is because that’s an after image of his immeasurable speed
Lmao
@@cheapskate9487 i got weekend at bernies vives
"i dont know who they got to do the voice acting here"
it was steven. steven seagal voiced it
Indeed Mr Berd
Even a bird agrees with it
He also did all of the filming
he also acted as the girl
He acted as the pool
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The only thing dangerous about Steven Seagal is his cholesterol level.
His A1C levels are getting close too
Also the alleged human trafficking😳
@@toryslapper69..... pardon
@@toryslapper69 pardon?
he has like 6 out of court settlements for sexual harassment and employment discrimination. He's not a safe guy to say the least
there's a CZcamsr who named his pet seagull after this man
He named it charlie?
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@@Mehithose ok, say Segall then seagull slowly
@@trashmann1970 shut
And then he gained its trust
Can't wait for Charlie's energy drink
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@ahegao megumin theyre on legit like every single comment ffs
G fuel?
"Turbo Sperm"?
Magic moist 9000
"Asian Experience" as an asian myself, I can confirm being an asian is like drinking Steven Seagal's Lightning bolt.
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That’s to much power for a mere human
@@gone2548 you Asiens Must be beyond ultra instinct
What happens if an Asian drinks an Asian experience drink? Will it taste like water or will they become too powerful for this earth?
@@OrigamiAhsoka Bro wtf.. after this happens they would be beyond omni god.. that to much power even for an Asien..
I can’t even begin to guess what “Asian experience” tastes like
Soy sauce and Sars.
Taste like Rice
@@kamiphenonymous2855 the one from the lab? 😁
Math, house chores and parent punishment
🙉
fun fact: apparently there's still a can left being sold on ebay, listed as "Rare" and also for $6,900 LMAO
We should start a petition to raise money so that Criticalz0 can buy it and witness this drink's raw power
@@Ultima64 he can most definitely afford that, he makes a lot of money man
I made an offer for $8
Seagal will probably end up bidding it for himself, eventually.
Seagal is such a fascinating odd fella. He's the Nick Cage of movies no one cares about.
man why you gotta disrespect Cage like that? at least he isnt claiming to be a Deity like Seagull himself said to be while literally abusing his wife
Basically if nic cage wasn't cool as fuck
@@streptococo4735OP said of movies no one cares about y'all, reread the shits
True
@Just Some Guy without a Mustache I mean alot of his newer stuff is pretty good. Mandy, Colors from outer Space and Pigs are pretty solid movies.
did some quick math and if you wanted to fill an average sized swimming pool (12-by-24-foot rectangular pool with an average depth of 5 feet) and assuming the lightning bolt can was 16 onces then they would need to use 92160 cans to fill the pool
what an idiot
thinking that Steven Seagal would have anything average
So she emptied over 90,000 cans? Hmmmm at the rate she showed (assuming she emptied 1 at a time) it was about 6-7 seconds (we’ll go with 7 for this) that means she spent… Over a week nonstop filling that pool
Private school shit, right there…
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@@mariat5860 sounds weird like n* with a hard r
That Russian lady that kissed him with the most hilariously edited kiss sound effect in existence got absolutely Thanos-snapped into oblivion afterwards. This is a masterpiece.
"The kind of guy who buys a scooter and treats it like a motorcycle."
God dammit you have no idea how much I hate those people.
There’s literally no meaningful difference, though.
@@CarlWidegrip you are so, so very wrong. Clearly you don't ride. And if by some chance you do, you ride a scooter and think you're cool.
@@soggybiscotti8425 I’m not always trying to go Mach 1 on my bike, and sometimes it’s less convenient. I’m a college student with an EBike that I modded and a battery from alibaba that gets me over 50 miles on a charge at 40 MPH, and if I feel cool on it then that’s just a plus. Why do you need to hate, can’t we coexist? We both like riding and enjoying two wheeled vehicles!
@@soggybiscotti8425 yes, I do. Why?
@@CarlWidegrip hahaha. ah man. enough said. You wouldn't understand.
All the actual riders know exactly what I mean, dw
Steven Seagal looks like he's cosplaying as Steven Seagal
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Steve Seagal said this is an official hood classic
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Who even are you
Your comment must become pinned!!!
Not many people understood that
Like farmer
He moves like he died years ago but the producers didn’t want the public to find out so they attached strings to him so they could move him like a puppet
"Its like he is constantly trying to disguise himself -- poorly." What a beautiful sentence. So true haha
Fun fact: Steven Seagal at one point started having a monk around him rate his Karma like a videogame character, and when the monk said that his Karma was having low points Seagal would not work that day.
as all good actors do
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I like how they didn't even try to fill the pool with any energy drink or at least change the color of water because now it just looks like a most normal pool filled with water
The sugar content would likely fuck the pumps and such.
Oh great now there are hex bots
That's just the power of the Asian Experience, baby!
Oh shit, it’s the sexual bots! They are rising up!
I’ve met Steven Seagal once and he’s one of those guys who doesn’t believe in deodorant. He takes stuff like mint leaves and rubs them on his pits I swear
Deodorant stinks and is only used by degenerates.
@@epajarjestys9981 I hope hat was a joke.
@@epajarjestys9981 people who say this smell like malt vinegar and garbage
As someone who grew up watching almost every Steven seagal movie his new identity as a creepy lying bad actor with an identity crisis who gets shit on by every youtuber is quite the experience for me
Yeah it's weird. I'm in the same boat, used to watch alot of his movies with my Dad and brother. Never really thought he was anything more than the typical 80s90s action movie star but he's very clearly got something goin on. Like he thinks the persona from the movies is who he really is, really did those things or something. It's fascinating and i feel kinda bad for him.
@@KillerBearsaw same here, I will happily watch his 80s and early 90s movies again and again, because they're classics, like van damme and arnie movies from the 80s and 90s. A lot of them are derpy as hell, and basic stories, but it's an "action movie" and it does what it says on the can lol shame he nose dived and became so unaware of himself lol
who cares about youtubers they just using every drama they can for the views
Once you drink a full can.... “ANYBODY SEE RICHIE??”
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@@benweaver9151 thank goodness
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“He was a actor but then turned into a natural disaster”. Sounds like Edp, Chet Goldstein and Anakin Skywalker
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The more I watch Charlie, the more I realize all he really wants is to know what happened to D.B. Cooper.
i saw you on a memepage
Plot twist: he IS D.B. Cooper
@@prodxJJ I was on a meme page? Where?
We all do
If only he knew Tommy Wiseau was D.B. Cooper...
Charlie's camera slowly slides down more and more to the point where his head gets cut off, I think he's trying to convince us he's tall
steven seagal always looks like he’s in disguise as steven segal
Fucking bots down here, eh?
@@HOP805 Almost every other comment has them
Steven Seagal is just the most perfect male specimen
He's the embodiment of a Chad
Keanu Reeves
@@isleep2dream762 Truly a reddit moment. :/
"You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like"
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There is a whole species of bird names after this man, what a legend
0:26 Charlie's sweet laughter is the only energy drink I ever need.
That seemed more like a Mad TV skit than an actual commercial.
Is that still a thing?
Indeed.
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What about physical running, have you seen him run?
Oh my what a relief.. For a sec I thought it was perma blindness.
Steven talks really slowly and quietly just to make his voice sound deep
Steven Seagal: actor, martial artist, blues musician, police deputy, energy drink maker, Russian ambassador, puppet master, human statue, transformer, spokesperson for Rogaine, collector of Beanie Babies, slayer of pandemics, beloved friend of Vladimir Putin. Is there anything this guy isn't an expert in?
Not hitting women
Steven Seagull's just the physical personification of Tommy Wiseau's The Room, they share the same ludicrous energy.
Nope. Tommy is funnier
@@JimmyBoy9878 he's like tommy's edgy brother
@@drew535 they look nothing alike.
@@JimmyBoy9878 you must be fun at parties
I’ve had one of those when they were around. It’s basically ass-juice you didn’t miss out on much.
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You do all this serious talk and jokes but then when u break and smile genuinely I can't help but also smile. Its comforting and warm, im not sure why? Maybe you remind me of someone but whatever it is its so sweet and safe.
You see Charlie, Steven doesn't move a lot because any sudden movement from him could shatter the space time continuum.
Clearly Charlie now has to respond with his own energy drink to assert his dominance.
Moist Energy ⚡
@sneedster I like the color green more anyway.
Yeah
Yeah about that
Comes in 8 OZ Cans
I love how they just throw 気 on the label in the most lazy way possible.
What does that translate to?
@@mepp4224 As I understand it, it represents stuff like Chi? Like the energy that some people reference when they talk about martial arts or some medical(?) practices.
But I'm not 100% on that. I could be off.
@@mepp4224 it's pronounced Ki (like dragonball ki) mostly means spirit, mind, motivation or atmosphere depending on use or context.
I literally have an unopened can of the blue one setting on a shelf by me. My mom thought it was hilarious he had an energy drink and we just never opened it. Maybe the legendary Charlie could open this can and experience the ultimate Chad explosion for us.
It's a testament to his acting ability when he can keep getting roles and all he has to do is sit down tbh.
the worlds most deadly weapon, Steven Seagal
Hry
ok
Jason Blaha would smoke Steven Seagul.
Damn I read that right as he said it
@ltlw_ Mass report them
Any bad review left to this drink will guarantee a violent visit from Steven seagal himself
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The band I was in back in 2008, we released an album. I thanked Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt in the cd linear notes. I still thank him to this day.
the commercial could have been saved if they hired famous voice actor Charles White to bring his emotion and charm to the script
My brother said he didn’t like the drink and Steven Seagal himself kicked the door down and tazed him right in from of the family
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I love the Steven Seagal sketches on Mad TV with Will Sasso playing him. Those were great.
It was never Will Sasso playing Steven Segal - it was Steven Segal playing Will Sasso.
That’s SENSEI Seagal to you Charlie...Show some damn respect!
I’d like to think that “Asian experience” tastes like being the victim of stereotyping with a hint of hate crime 😌
Now that Charlie released Godslap he should release Godsip too, his own energy drink.
Godslurp
"He thinks he's cool shit because he buys a scooter and treats it like a motorcycle." Had me rolling. Corny ass commercial. Dude was a badass in his movies though. Was fun to watch. Great video
Did you mean Big Ed?
nah his movies are trash, trust me, I saw one of the not long ago and now I have a tumor in my apendix, and I had it removed years ago.
@@xraystudios3693 I’m gonna send you to the bank…to the blood bank
Razörfist cinema rule 18:
Every Movie that has the beginning "Steven seagal is ..." is a banger.
And thats true .
Except steven seagal . Steven seagal is shit !
@@xraystudios3693 his first movies in the 90s were solid not that he was good actor but he actually moved and looked cool
The silver pokedex entry for Mewtwo reads "It usually remains motionless to conserve energy, so that it may unleash its full power in battle."
Steven Seagal doesn't move much for the same reason
Steven the seagull was my favourite finding memo character. Him always saying “mine” was amazingly creative.
I imagine Asian experience makes you feel like your mum is yelling at you for not becoming a doctor or a lawyer.
The Steve Seagal movies will always have a special place in my heart
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“Hello Peter”
Stephen is what i want to be when i grow up. Someone who shouldnt be famous but is. Someone who isnt hated but people also know enough to have like weird kind of respect but not. What a man he is
"Energy drinks ? I've been flying them for 42 years."
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Hell yeah dude, his wheeze alone sends fear into the hearts of warriors
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Seagal taught Anderson Silva the 'kick'
we need more of him.
This man intro never disappoints
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For some reason, I really want Steve Seagal to have an epic anime fight with Phil Swift.
Battle of two revered legends.
I love how Charlie introduces his twitch in almost every video in a creative funny way instead of begging for subs at the begging of every video like other "youtubers"
Liking energy drinks, I tried both flavors. My experience--when I first tasted it, it was not good. I drank more from the can, thinking it might get better. It got worse. The aftertaste is what did it. I shared it with someone else, and after drinking, they were revolted. The flavor has been described as burnt tire, and that accurately captured how it tasted.
“pure masculine testosterone force” - charlie
Fun Fact: the music he's listening to at his pool is his own "Soul Music." Please look up his music career if you haven't already.
4:50 the sunglasses just add so much
0:22 your smile at your own joke is precious
Bots are such an issue in Charlies comments section :( all I want is to praise Papa Seagal in peace.
@The TacoCat lol
Now it's hard to figure if somebody did that on purpose or not
@@JayInTheGreen My pro tip: click their profile picture and check their last comments. If all they've done is copy and paste the same thing, is a bot (on mobile, idk if it works on pc)
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Your Dad: went to get milk
Your Mom: at a party
Steven Seagal: *Hey you want some cherry flavored pool water?*
After JonTrons video a year or so ago I am constantly on the lookout for the next Segall related videos. Thank you Charlie for all you do
Steven seagal: My potions are too strong for you, traveler.
I actually remember not being able to pay our cable or wifi for a few months so we got a TV antenna and only got like, 10 channels, and my family either had to choose between watching PBS Kids, the news, reruns of Frasier and The Munsters or one channel that only ran a marathon of Steven Seagal movies.
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hey man, don't knock those Frasier reruns
@@redleafwater5437 I actually like Fraiser so that's what me and my brothers ended up watching until it went off and Roseanne came on.
@@massacresoldier3082 ah, so COZITV?
@@redleafwater5437 I think that's what it was called. Little House on The Prairie came on, then The Munsters then Fraiser, then Roseanne and that was the main channel we watched until we could get our Wifi back.
When will we get a Charlie’s energy drink??? I swear I’ll never pull out
4:05
When I hear someone has not been watching Charlies twitch
The commercial is like an it’s always sunny clip
I remember trying his energy drink. it was the early 2000's the store had replaced the Sobe no fear with lighning bolt. I think the one I tried was black cherry I couldn't make it past to first sip.
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@@BambiK96 doesn’t surprise me
The way Charlie does things I wouldn't be surprised if soon after this he makes an energy drink himself
Seagulls were named "seagulls" to remind us of the legend Steven Seagal
Segal is a genius he used tears to defend himself against the gambino family.
I like how the title went from
"Steven Seagal energy drink will turn you into a chad"
To just
"Chad drink"
I was just binging seagal's running videos and now this
thank you for regularly uploading I will watch these ads as appreciation
I remember the days when that energy drink first came out. The commercials were insane but hilarious, something my friends and I would laugh about at school. The energy drink wasn't even that good, but it was all worth it for the clout.
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“ And it Taste just Great “
Fucking tears of joy from this man's humor, makes me feel like the shit post in my head is funny instead of a nuisance, blessings to him
I just fucking died at Charlie's reaction to the flavors my chest hurts because I laughed so hard
The fact that Steven Seagal is fluent in Russian is the most interesting part of the video
Edit : okay, so saying that he is fluent is a bit of an exaggeration , but at least he pronounced his lines pretty accurately , albeit with a slight accent. this is also the only recording that I could find of him speaking Russian , and all footage of him in Russia has him speaking English and in the video of him receiving his Russian citizenship he has a translator, so I guess that he can't actually speak Russian which makes this commercial way goofier.
So apparently some guy decided to take my comment and post it as his own , and his got way more traction than mine. that's a pretty weird and sad thing to do if you ask me
fluent's a bit of an exaggeration
He says one word and with accent. What are you talking about?
why do people just come to a video and repost a top comment thinking no one will notice?
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3:18 This has good meme potential.
He barely moves to keep his ultimate dad bod physique.
This nearly rivals that of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Candles
"Truth be told you can probably still find the drink somewhere and it doesn't even taste bad."
How much do you wanna bet this is gonna lead to that energy drink making a comeback
I wanna be a chad
Don’t convert comrade
Papa moist