FUNNIEST PARADISE PD 911 CALLS!! 2019!!
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This is the funniest paradise Pd 911 calls i could find. If you did enjoy this at any point then be sure to drop a like, i really appreciate it!
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Operator: *Uh, congratulations goodbye*
Woman: *I want pizza*
Pebblefox 08 I died 😂😂
YES! OH MY- BLEHHHHH
Pebblefox 08 omg! Is that Jin!?
*vomits
@@jaxxton7155 It is
That last one was wild.
CoopDogg did you just call the dog the true dog of a dog.
srsly like wtf
The operator was awesome
Black Yoshi aww sorry didn’t mean to be mean about it :(
Even the operator was interested 😂😂😂
Types on keyboard “Is this Darnell Bigums of Cherrywood Road?”
“Darnell’s not here can I take a message”
"The police are on their way Darnell."
@Evan Hansen "see you soon, Darnell."
@Evan Hansen "good talking to you too."
@@iijordaneerz alright see ya in a little bit
@@lawrencespicher1769 911 what's your emergency?
“Hey it came out.”
“Oh no where’s the cap?”
Chill l lol no cap
Cheyenne Casey 4:53
Isnt on it o no must be in him still what if the liquid was in him :|
SAAAAAMMEEE
Life as Ian E
“Where’s the cap” - Famous last words
My body lungs and mouth:
*Heavy stressed emo breathing*
My brain:
*Don't do it!*
silence.......
Me:
*I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING! I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE!*
I am such emo trash.
@Quantum Production Studios
Do you even know what I'm referencing?
@@binklebonkle5767 k
@@binklebonkle5767 k
@@marilouunday3601 ok boomer
I just GROUND UP M Y O W N D I C K
XDD
The disposal has disposed my dick
*a l l o v e r t h e w a l l s*
Its like a slip and slide from hell lol
😂
I J U S T G R O U N D U P M Y O W N D I CK
"Jasmine, will you marry me?"
"Oh wow."
😂😂
Man: "Aw man, it’s like a slip 'n slide from hell. I’m passing out.
*Crashing Sound*
Darnell sounds like a great guy
Guren Apart from the fact that he cooks meth
Man he’s Darnell he sounded like he was actually not Darnell.
@@robertoacevedo2062 wdym? Darnell clearly wasnt there
seksy cakes OHHH YEA. How could I be such an imbecile. CLEARLY that was Darnells FRIEND cooking meth in his kitchen. I’m such an idiot
Roberto Acevedo can you take a damn joke bruh
“The disposal, has disposed, *M Y D I C K, A L L O V E R T H E W A L L S”*
ColdBite [GD and More] I guess you could call it a, *Dicksposal*
Animemetions satan has a great spot for you now
Were the walls *m o i s t*
Animemetions stop, stop, stop
Mmmmm, spaghetti.
*Licks wall*
"Uh, congratulations, goodbye."
"I w a n t p i z z a"
*ITS LIKE A TASMANIAN DEVIL WENT BUCK WILD ON SOME SPAGHETTI HERE*
I was looking for this comment!
Omg I felt so bad for that guy but I was laughing so hard I fell so bad lmao
@@sm8634 yea same
I laughed so dam hard
THEDEVAST4TOR am pretty sure its fake and a promo for paradise pd
“I want pizza.” - Jasmine
That's my name
@@hawaiiancheetos rip you that will be your futre
*WHERE'S THE CAP*
No need to cap no cap
No cap it's cool to cap but don't cap while trying to not cap
They are speaking the language of gods.
Don't cap me with that no cat cap crap
Im FUCKING dead😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:48 I love how the first thing he thinks about is his cat even if he didn't have knive hands he's a respectable guy
And also that he can’t high five anyone ever again
“Oh boy, now my feet are knives”
☠
“This acid is really messin’ with me. Oh boy, *now my feet are knives”*
I died💀
I read that as it went by- prefection
**sNEeZe**
“hEY It CAmE oUt?!”
Oh no were is the cap??
ｈｏｎｙ ＷＨＥＲＥ‘Ｓ ＴＨＥ ＣＡＴ
Why is the bottle red
@@zwhyisnonameog1643 *oh boy...*
Where's the cap?
His true nightmare became true
I love the knife hands one!
“What am I supposed to do be a chef? Just go chop chop chop!”
Oh no! Chop that
Mihai Adrian you right
Nahh chop that
"oh no I can really feel it"
Op "the bottle?!"
"I'm gonna sneeze"
(Insert dad sneeze and bottle drop)
"Hay it came out! Oh no wheres the cap??"
😂
Yikes
No cap :)
Operator: “ma’am”.
Caller: “i KiSsEd SoMeBoDy.”
Make voice “ oH nO!
“I want pizza,”
Rene_g Tenn Marry me i love you anyway my honeyyyy
"YOU YOU DO THAT JASMINE"
*emotophobia*
Operator: Oh wow-
“Chop chop chop for the rest of my life”
“Hey it came out”
“Imma try to fart”
Sorry I love those ones 😂😂
Naruto Rich rich don’t forget “wait, where’s the cap?”
Naruto Rich rich by nu-uh chop that
'nuh-uh chop that!'
Now my feet are knives!
I loved “Chop chop chop for the rest of my life
1:57 “CHOP CHOP CHOP MY WHOLE LIFE NUH UH CHOP THAT!”
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even god:
Guy: M Y W I F E P U T A S H A M P O O B O T T L E I N MY B E H I N D
“Is your name Sharon?”
“No”
“Ok Sharon..”
What a legend
@@girasolsemillas8280 psst he was on acid
The maddest of all lads
Oh Sharon*
Boi was mad simping for Sharon
"Mmh, that's what an angel would say, thank you Sharon" 🤣💀
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Caller: *I J U S T G R O U N D U P M Y O W N D I C K*
”Sir, help is on their way.”
”Aw, ma’am it’s like the Tasmanian Devil went buck wild on some spaghetti in here”
I’M DEAD 😭😭
Caller: “I want pizza” 3:14
😂
Me all the time 😂
these fake calls are funnier than the show itself lmao
Ikr
Ik
These arent fake btw (i think)
@@evanokeeffe3754 they are, it's a netflix show where they make funny situations
they are fake i watched the whole show on netflix.
"see you soon Darnell"
"Alright it was good talkin to you"
"Good talking to you too"
"Alright see y'all in a little bit"
At least he has manners
Darnell is a kind soul.
#freedarnell ✊😔
Which one was darnel 😂😂😂
@@charliewilkinson8104 The first one
I’m stoned af and hearing the guy asking Jasmine why she’s on the ground and forgiving her for cheating so he proposes to her 🤣🤣 I lost it at that point
“alright, see y’all ina little bit”😭😭
That last one was epic, the coolest and most chill operator every 😂😂
"Farewell"
"Adieu"
@@zemzemkadir6255 lmfao
Sry to break it to u but it was fake
@@celtic3291
Idc, I'm just saying it was cool
“See y’all in a lil bit”
I’m done
"Uh, congratulations goodbye."
" i want pizza"
I laughed have to guess when that part came up
Lol
Jasmin is my spirit animal. Vomits but also wants Pizza 😂
Omg ur so quirky
Operator: Don’t drink anything, don’t eat anything, just wait.
Caller: *Does the opposite of what she just said*
Just stop eating*. But yes 😂
Jasmine: *pukes*
Also Jasmine: “I wAnt pizzA”
_I swear the guy who ate too much Indian food sounds like something what Peter Griffin would do._
Caller : maybe it belonged to a leper
Operator : a leper, sir?
Caller : yeah, maybe a leper was jogging by and it sorta fell outta the leg of his track pants.
😂🤣😂😆😂😂🤣
Sadly the bonus is not here anymore
Yeh That’s sucks man
Talking of bonus and sucking. That's one guy who's never gonna get either again
The beginning sounded like a looney tunes skit
*Bottle falls*
Caller: oh... it came out
Caller: wait.... where’s the cap
Operator: you have to sneeze
Dialler: it came out oh wheresthe lid
0:36 This was both a legit and painful call. 😂😭
The guys concern when he found out he couldn't pet his cat
I would be the same ngl (^m^ )
I laughed so hard I died
Same
50th like
Rip man
911 whats youre emergency?
ambulance is On its Way
No one:
Absolutely no one:
911 Operator: She's making the stoop to scoop the poop but she's really a quicker dicker picker upper?
WHAT!???!!
i agree fuck bounty..
VIAGRA.. THE QUICKER DICKER UPPER
“It’s like a slip’ slide from hell” freaking amazing 😂
U,mm this is a little odd
She “cheated”
He said it’s fine
*than he said it a weird happy way
JASMINE...WILL I MARY ME
YESSS OH MY
(Vomits)
Imagine how they woke up in the morning..,
When she vomited i felt sick 🤢🤢🤢😰🤮
Gacha Gurl101 same
"will i mary me?"
I want pizza
@@ja_e314 yes
Chop chop chop my whole life😂😂
*NUH-UH, CHOP THAT!*
ѕυиѕєт вєαтѕ тσ ιт....
Operator: "Is this Darnell Bigums of Cherrywoof Road?"
Caller: "No, uh... this is Patrick."
*dies*
The last one when the bottle popped and then he goes “oh where’s the cap?” 😂
**vomits*
“ I want pizza. “
WHAT REACTION IS THAT.
Nobody:
Knife guy: i cAN’t pET mY cAT
"Oh it came out..."
"Where's the cap"
Uh oh
"nuh-uh chop that"! LOL 🤣
You can not convince me the last one was a conversation between a rookie cop and a us marine
Haha
“She’s making the stoop to scoop the poop but she’s a quicker dicker picker upper?” 🤣🤣
*I have knife hands*
Don't you hate it when that happens?
I just ground up my own Dick.
oh no now my feet are knives
I loved how on the last one the officer was so confused and worried at the same time
"Can you put the knvies down?"
"No, they're my hands"
Bruh this caused me to started to make me pop blood vessels
*FUCK YEAH A BNHA FAN*
911 what's the emergency
*I ATE TO MUCH INDIAN!*
cannibals everywhere: oof exposed
“Little pidgins pecking a pecker” omfg I can’t stop laughing 😂
4:16 O god
Darnell Bigums is a savage
"She's making a stoop to scoop the poop but she's really a quicker dicker picker upper!"
It's not there anymore
*"I'm Gonna Lie Down And Try To Fart..."*
operator: is anyone hurt?
caller: i kissed somebody else (burps)
me: wait did you also eat them??
The condition had me crying 😤😂
Every girl: “I want pizza.” 😂😂😂
"Oh boy, now my feet are knives too" I can't 😂
“Oh wow.”
“YES! OH MY
(vomiting)”
Me: lmao
If is there a gacha profile pic or some cancer 0w0's it gotta be cringe
That's not even a joke
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Not even a PARTICLE:
NOT EVEN A PARTICLE OF A PARTICLE:
GUY: I h a v e a b o t t l e o f c o n d I t o n e r I n m e
Oh man, this caught me by surprised. I was eating and I didn't expect this, I couldn't hold my food in, I just blasted out laughing. I would like to see more of these. Thank you for uploading these. Are there more?
“Oh no where’s the cap”🤣🤣🤣
35 secs when he said “see you soon Darnell” didn’t sound like that was the first this happen lol
That last one tho... IT WAS WILD...and the operator talked to the dude like he was his friend lol
Right he seemed hype like " Dude that's rad" xD
"Aw shit, nuts, I mean, yeah that's fine, 'cause nothing's wrong here, 'cept me just cooking some meth aw double nuts I said it again."
had me rolling on the floor
Nobody:
Not even a soul:
Lady:I want pizza
1:17 "Aw, ma'am its like the Tasmanian Devil went buck wild on some spaghetti in here"
The way he said it killed me XD 👻
“Hey it came out.. uh oh where’s the cap?” Duhduhduhhhhhhhh
This is the hardest I have ever laughed in a while. That last one tho 😂
This is the funniest video I've seen in my entire life.
There were too many legendary moments to count in that last call. Oh my god
“Oh no! She must thought it was a bit sucky or something because she threw it in right into the middle of a bunch of pigeons and they’re eating it”
Thank you, Sharon.
"Oh no where's the cap" is the quote of the year
😂😂😂😂😂😂yo I was seriously having a bad today. The first one got me lmao
What am I gonna do, be a chef? Just chop chop chop my whole life, nothing but chopping. Nuh-uh *chop that*
Famous last words
“Oh no where’s the cap?”
“i want pizza” 🤣🤣
“Im gonna pass out”
*passes out*
Aw ma’am it’s like the Tasmanian Devil went buck wild on some spaghetti in here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I watched this in class and laughed so hard and then snorted then my entire class looked at me lol
I was half asleep after a long work day, now I’m crying‼️This is too much‼️😂🤣😂🤣👍🏻
_“I don’t want knife hands”_
“Hey Diane Oahhhhhhh I just crapped myself”
You would think this is scripted... But it's not.... Makes it even better 😂
4:14 I died of laughter 😂