T D I thought the same. He's been snubbed every year and if they submit this episode because they do give awards for performances in a single episode at the Emmy Awards, he will win. He needs to. If he doesn't I'm going to be so upset.
He hasn't been snubbed. That implies that he was ignored, which he wasn't. He's been nominated the past two years but just failed to win. A snub would be if he hadn't been nominated yet.
I like those subtle references to earlier episodes. Like when there's a newspaper that says "Cindy Lauper still at large" and there's a photo of Lillian when she tried to get into that club and accidentally killed someone
@@rogerfrezevolt7823 no Roger, the original song was created and produced by Titus Records in 1997. Beyonce heard it and she ended up liking the flow so much that she asked Titus if she could record it. All this info is available in Beyonce's True Hollywood Story.
What cracks me up is that we see them again later in the song, but now they have mysteriously aquired brass instruments to back Titus up. Like they went "One of our own is lemonading? Yo, we gotta represent!".
Zachary Velasquez that and the scene where jacqueline says she went to a university for a year and kimmy is like what university did you go to? And Jacqueline says Trump University... GOOOOOOO PRICKS! 😂😂😂😂 I love Janes part in kimmy and I loved her sooooo much as Jenna in 30 Rock! This is one of the best written shows out there! Tina Fey can do no wrong !!!
Is he eating expired mayonnaise when he's singing the Star Spangled Banner to the NFL owners? Thought it might've been frosting, but this detail is making me question...
RebeccaBunga you're right you just have to imagine Mikey in front of you and start punching the air and then it's a really good exercise or you could dance
Later on that episode, when he's breaking up with Mikey: "It's just one of the many small ways in wich I'm stronger than Beyoncé" (References: checked!)
Bokuwa Toki it's AMAZING it's 12:20 right now and I just finished binging the whole new season and now I'm here watching parts of it again on CZcams. 😂😂😂😂
Titus is the best. He cracks me up every time, and the actor that plays him is genuinely talented. I hadn't heard of the actor before, aside from seen him on 30 rock a few times previous to starring on Kimmy Schmidt. When I heard him sing, my first thought was that Broadway would love this guy. apparently they do
All 3 of his Beyoncé covers are iconic. This one is incredible, that hair flip, but his brief cover of “All Night” is beautiful. How I can feel so much emotion while someone sings about zoodles as two alcoholics robots make out, I don’t know, but sometimes pop songs don’t really rhyme. 🤷🏽♀️
By Mennen. Classic. Also, he almost laughs at the tenor and shorts lyric; it's great to see, hear and feel the joy and passion Titus Burgess brings to this role. A role he was born to play. And that voice of his-transformative. If this doesn't get him the Emmy it will be outright robbery.
Lyrics Hold Up Titus Andromedon [Intro - Spoken] I tried to change To be...sweeter Prettier Less...gassy I slept on a cot next to a towel Shaped like a swan wearing my sunglasses And plugged my seasick portal with pages from the Holy Book But all the while...were you cheating on me? [Chorus] Hell nah, I ain't playing with you, Michael Uh-uh, I'm not fooling with you, Michael Back up! I ain't playing with you, Meatball Michael, I'm not playing with you, Meatball [Verse 1] Something don't taste right, cause it ain't right Like when you take a sip of water and it turns out to be Sprite I know your secret, and now I regret ever helping you out your closet Is this what I deserve? I took you at your word You know I'm not too feminine to cut me up a nerd [Refrain] What's worse? Being heart broke or roach bit? Heart broke or roach bit? Or like, seeing you in your outfit? I gave you that outfit I'd rather be roach bit [Chorus] Hell nah, I ain't playing with you, Michael Uh-uh, I'm not fooling with you, Michael For real! I ain't playing with you, Meatball Michael, I'm not playing with you, Meatball [Verse 2] Imagine for a moment that you never came on out To yourself, still on the shelf Still had that dartboard in your house Never made it out of Queens Still out there playing all them sports Never had the flyest tenor in the choir up in your shor-or-orts Would dudes be into you? Nope Them gays would spoof on you, goof on you I know that opposites attract So I find you and fix your hair [Chorus] Hell no, I ain't playing with you, Michael Uh-uh, I'm not fooling with you, Meatball For real, I ain't playing with you, Mikey Michael, I am angry with you mister [Bridge] Whoa-oah! It's such a shame you let this meerkat go to waste I always keep it nice-nice-no-fuss, grind-his-owies on the bus Like, where's my feet? You rub my feet, and then we watch a cop-type show
@@samigiger1964 I honestly couldn't even be bothered listening to all of Beyonce's song. It was boring, not catchy, couldn't sing or bop to it, and without the emotive quality that, say, classical music has. It was just... completely bland. I don't get why everyone was so excited about it.
He should win an Emmy for this performance alone.
T D I thought the same. He's been snubbed every year and if they submit this episode because they do give awards for performances in a single episode at the Emmy Awards, he will win. He needs to. If he doesn't I'm going to be so upset.
He hasn't been snubbed. That implies that he was ignored, which he wasn't. He's been nominated the past two years but just failed to win. A snub would be if he hadn't been nominated yet.
Nope a snub can also mean he lost, undeservedly
Agreed. @titusburges
T D Beyoncé was also snubbed at the Emmys for Lemonade. Smh. Deserved to win like the Grammys.
An episode later at Lillian's council meeting, they say there's reports of a caped man who destroyed three fire hydrants 😂
Lol 😂 😂😂😂
"Here are some things that I have never seen in a room"
I like those subtle references to earlier episodes. Like when there's a newspaper that says "Cindy Lauper still at large" and there's a photo of Lillian when she tried to get into that club and accidentally killed someone
JAJAJAJA It's true!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
"When you take a sip of water and it turns out to be sprite."😂😂
I felt that. It happened too often for my liking.
😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
This never happened to me and now I’m scared.
@@gabbyjones3758 ALWAYS HAPPENING TO ME!
this is my mom’s favorite line lol
The fact that Mikey got a Tilda Swinton decal on his truck to try to seem straight is one of my favourite jokes in the series.
i didn't get that until you spelled it out for me. Thanks lol that's hilarious. She _is_ quite handsome!
Or he just thought she was a dude 😂
I just figured cuz he’s gay he doesn’t know what a straight guy would find attractive. In the words of Benjamin button, she is as plain as paper
Same here 😂😂😂
But when he flipped that invisible wig YAS
When he's gonna take a drink from the fire hydrant, as if it were a bubbler? haha
musicaltheatergeek79 thought only I noticed this sksmskms
When?
Epic
Invisible wig
im so obsessed with this lol
Ricky Dillon AYY RICKY same
Holy Shit Ricky Dillon
Rickoontz Dilloonay I didn't know you watched this show, I love it so much
Ily
me 2 ricky
Lillian's dancing just get's me everytime. Girl's living her best life and we stan.
yuck
I really hope when I get old I'll be even half as cool as Lillian
FOR REAL, She was the MVP
That's what I was thinking, I totally love her 😂💖💖
Their friendship is goals
I want a boyfriend named Michael just so I can sing this to him.
And dance like Lillian while doing so.
Id let a boyfriend named Micheal cheat on me if I got to sing this all the time
Honestly same, although my best friend is also named Michael so would probably get confusing XD
Be careful. My ex husband is named Michael. Bad news. 😂
Honestly samexDD
I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment when this stops just being a funny parody and becomes ABSOLUTE FIRE
The current guess is 1:02?
apenguinnamedabraham it's 0:00
apenguinnamedabraham its the second he turns the corner. The shot of the boots then the outfit priceless.
My cat's name is Mikey and I sing this to him all the time and he's so confused.
I meant this as a general comment not a reply... oops
Did you hear Beyonce made a cover of this song? sadly is not as good
Angel Mena why isn’t this guy a bigger star he is amazing. 👍
This is the parody
@@rogerfrezevolt7823 bitch...
@@rogerfrezevolt7823 wooosh
@@rogerfrezevolt7823 no Roger, the original song was created and produced by Titus Records in 1997. Beyonce heard it and she ended up liking the flow so much that she asked Titus if she could record it. All this info is available in Beyonce's True Hollywood Story.
1st season: unbreakable kimmy schmidt
2nd season: unbreakable kimmy schmidt
3rd season: unbreakable tituss andromedon
In all seasons Titus is good.
Titus needs a spinoff lol
I just realized the banana boys high fives Titus cause he’s wearing their colors 😂 lmfaoooo
All the good colors where already taken.
I NEVER REALISED IT WAS THE BANANA BOYS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂omg
What cracks me up is that we see them again later in the song, but now they have mysteriously aquired brass instruments to back Titus up. Like they went "One of our own is lemonading? Yo, we gotta represent!".
@JollyFighter731 Wait ... where were they taken? 😄
can lemonading be a thing now because it looks like fun
Ellen Kneaul if you ever had a someone cheat on you by all means you have every right to Lemonade that person
Ellen Kneaul yes! Let's make it one
aka a lemonade moment
I mean, you technically CAN, but you're probably going to jail.
only Beyonce can get away with it because Beyonce is QUEEN
Absolutely the best scene of season three, so far...
Zachary Velasquez favorite screne on TV this year.
Zachary Velasquez that and the scene where jacqueline says she went to a university for a year and kimmy is like what university did you go to? And Jacqueline says Trump University... GOOOOOOO PRICKS! 😂😂😂😂 I love Janes part in kimmy and I loved her sooooo much as Jenna in 30 Rock! This is one of the best written shows out there! Tina Fey can do no wrong !!!
Zachary Velasquez i feel.like this season is by far the best one
what show is this?
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix
What worst, being heartbroke or roach bit?
Heartbroke or roach bit?
Or like, seeing you in your outfit
I GAVE YOU THAT OUTFIT
I'd rather be roach bit!
"Wait, Titus, you're back from the cruise? Titus: "Maybe" 🤣 Kills me every time.
I watched this scene maybe 20 times after I watched the episode and ummm I never noticed his baseball bat said "mayonnaise" lmao 😂 😂😂😂
Kqueen Killem best part lmao
Kqueen Killem mayonnaise in my bag swag 😂
Kqueen Killem It does??????? SHUT UP!!!! LMFAO!!! I NEVER NOTICED THAT. 😂😂😂😂😂. Mine would say "Ranch"
Is he eating expired mayonnaise when he's singing the Star Spangled Banner to the NFL owners? Thought it might've been frosting, but this detail is making me question...
Mine would say "BITCH YOU FUCKED UP STARBUCKS" but that's just me
lol Lillian is me at parties
Quinton Curtis omg totally😂
Quinton Curtis Lillian made the whole scene.
Quinton Curtis Same
IKR!
Quinton Curtis haha same B-)
Michael: Wait Titus, you're back from the cruise?
Titus: Maybe.
*Explosion in he background*
That explosion made me die of laughter! XD
1. Why is this better than the original?
2. Titus is the reason I answer "maybe" when someone asks me a question and I don't want to deal with.
my new workout song :) Apparently there's a Beyonce version too.. :P
Hahaha
RebeccaBunga It's not as good 😂
Titus making Beyoncé look basic!!
RebeccaBunga you're right you just have to imagine Mikey in front of you and start punching the air and then it's a really good exercise or you could dance
Beyonce' cover is good, but nothing beats the original! ;)
That explosion behind him LMFAOOOO
Infamous Kitten That was where I got soda up my nose from laughing too hard
Infamous Kitten I'm screaming 😂
brown5uggaDugga I can't breathe XD
Infamous Kitten yea that part killed me
Infamous Kitten when it appeares I SCREAMED
“Never had the flyest tenor in the choir up in your short-ort-orts” SLAY GIRL, SLAY!!!
the *shor or orts* gets me every. single. time.
I was reading your comment right as he sang it 😂
best. parody. ever
Angie Brodland I'm saying
Angie Brodland
Yeah it is
Angie Brodland ikrrrr
This is *NOT* parody, its original!
Muhd Nabil I believe the original creator is Beyoncé. This is just a joke, meant to be funny.
"Wait your back from the cruise?" "Maybe?" 💥
DylanJ7 yo i read this as soon as they said it 😂
Legit one of my favorite lines from this show.
😂
LMAO
BOOM
Later on that episode, when he's breaking up with Mikey: "It's just one of the many small ways in wich I'm stronger than Beyoncé" (References: checked!)
His voice at 2:07 gives me chills, I've probably rewinded and rewatched that part 1,000 + times.
He's the best thing about this series. I'm glad they let him show is comedic and music talent on this show. I'm here for a spin off!
Glenn Thompson if he wasn’t on the show they would lose an entire demographic, how else would us gays relate?
@@frankiecollins9150 honestly i relate to Lillian the most
And Lillian
He does have the voice of an Angel.
@@frankiecollins9150 oh for fucks sake
I always laugh at Lillian dancing
Ethan D'Lima makes the scene
Ethan D'Lima she definitely adds that je ne sais quoi to the whole thing 😂😂💀💀💀
Ethan D'Lima I adore her it's perfect when she swings her hair like that in slow mo !! :-) :-)
Omg I love it
I have long curly hair and from now and on I'm gonna dance just like that.
Every part of this is amazing, but that end, "Maybe." Kills me everytime!
Yes! I've watched this dozens of times and it kills me!
🤣🤣🤣
My husbands name is Michael. I sing this to him a lot
"Never had the flyest tenor in the choir in your sho-or-orts." BITCH I CAN'T!
Eric Aurora I died!!😂😂😂😂
"You know I'm not too feminite to cut me up a nerd "... 😂😂😂
Angel Stewart I came here to quote that. 😂❤️
The Crips will think you’re in the Banana Boys! It’s a new gang. There weren’t any good colors left!
Lmao good reference
BlameitonGingerChan Lilian is what I aspire to be.
Or names apparently
@@faerieangeltaitai Sunshine Gang. Piss Posse… so many options with yellow! Lemon Lads.
Here I am 2 years later rewatching this.... It's so good
"You know I'm not to feminine to cut me up a nerd." 😭😭😭😂😂😂
That's my favorite part too! Lol
why is this so Fucking good. I have played it 100 times. why can I not stop
usernamenotinvaild me tooo
usernamenotinvaild me actually 😉
usernamenotinvaild
SAME!!!
It gets better every time!
Sorry Bey, this version is better!!!!!!!!!!
True, I agree. But when you think of it- all that for nothing because he was wrong 😂
New ringtone, just replaced Peeno Noir....
I am also not too feminine to cut me up a nerd...Aww.. Titus, amazing on so many levels...
princesssadieloo he is seriously my favorite!
Boobs in California has to be your next ringtone
Didn't care for pino nior but I love Lemonading lol
All the moments of Titus “lemonading” are EPIC
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Titus' baseball bat is named Mayaonnaise
that's it. I'm watching this show!
Go!
Bokuwa Toki it's AMAZING it's 12:20 right now and I just finished binging the whole new season and now I'm here watching parts of it again on CZcams. 😂😂😂😂
I added the meemaw "ghost" song too. Check it out czcams.com/video/MAyJpRMFw4k/video.html lol
YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!
yes I'm about to watch the whole series from the beginning..the whole thing fuuuuuunny!!😊😊
"You're back from the cruise?" "Maybe." 😂😂
This show was too underrated.
Titus is the best. He cracks me up every time, and the actor that plays him is genuinely talented.
I hadn't heard of the actor before, aside from seen him on 30 rock a few times previous to starring on Kimmy Schmidt. When I heard him sing, my first thought was that Broadway would love this guy.
apparently they do
"you know I'm not too feminine to cut me up a nerd." 😂😂 just realised his hatred for nerds is a theme played throughout the season xD
That explosion behind him though 😂😂😂
I watched this episode weeks ago and this song is still stuck in my head. "I ain't playing with you meatball"
Titus is so underrated!!! He’s a freaking comedic genius!!
Titus is a legend. I just binged season 3 and I'm having withdrawals already this show is so good!
HE MUST WIN THE EMMY THIS YEAR ❤❤❤❤❤
Dude the thing about sipping sprite when you think its water is so real. Im SHOOK
As a queer man, "you know I'm not too feminine to cut me up a nerd" resonates so much with me.
ion get it 😢
Im not playing wit cha meat BAWLL
Titus is my spirit animal❤️
Ana Vera same
i thought it said Sprite animal idk why
I just love the "Summer Nights" instrumental playing in the back. It makes the whole thing.
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT
The original Beyonce song samples Enya and I just caught that this one IS Summer Nights because of the singing
OMG, I didn't notice that. 🤣
@@passport3763 actually, the original by Beyoncé samples the song “can’t get used to losing you” by Andy Williams. It’s not Enya.
This came out 3 yrs ago but I keep coming back to it 😂😂😂
"I tried to change to be sweeter, prettier, less gassy" titus is all of us.
I will never get over this. 2:05 Titus realizing there's a security camera lmao
All 3 of his Beyoncé covers are iconic. This one is incredible, that hair flip, but his brief cover of “All Night” is beautiful. How I can feel so much emotion while someone sings about zoodles as two alcoholics robots make out, I don’t know, but sometimes pop songs don’t really rhyme. 🤷🏽♀️
Also his cover of that boyz to men song
That "Ohhhh it's such a shame!" Is my favorite part. I could listen to that on repeat for hours
😂😂😂😂😂 I swear I've watched this 1000 times this is the funniest Emmy worthy scene
I hadn't heard the original. But I saw this episode and this watched the original. I like this better
Hey Hey Juliet Same
By Mennen. Classic. Also, he almost laughs at the tenor and shorts lyric; it's great to see, hear and feel the joy and passion Titus Burgess brings to this role. A role he was born to play. And that voice of his-transformative. If this doesn't get him the Emmy it will be outright robbery.
I swear this is one of the greatest shows ever created, lol
Added this to my favorite songs playlist 😂
Ash Westbrook me too😂😂
Ash Westbrook Same!
Sorry accidentally clicked dislike, but I can't fine it in Spotify 😫😫😫
Lillian dancing is just the icing on the cake!
Titus is the definition of iconic
Anyone else watching this in April 2022? Titus needs his own damn show!!!!
lillians dancing is everything
I love how these girls knew whay he was doing and were supportive. 1:49. Like go off king
hes still the greatest. the fucking hair flip just has me dying
I use to live on India street in Brooklyn where they filmed this ❤
I love Titus lmaoo he worked ittt😌💖
These three downvoters are evil people.
Andrew Hendricks They're probably named Michael.
Or Jeorff
They don't currr.
Lindy Sherwood lol I just watched that episode
i dun cuhr
I have this on my toolbar on my desktop. It never ceases to bring me joy!
1:11 LILLIAN IS SO CUTE
"In other news, all the fire hydrants in the city have to be replaced after being smashed by a man in a yellow cape." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha 😂
heartbroke or roach bit 😂😂😂😂
Randi Kemp hahaha
Carol Kane deserved an Emmy for a show just on her dancing alone.
Lyrics
Hold Up
Titus Andromedon
[Intro - Spoken]
I tried to change
To be...sweeter
Prettier
Less...gassy
I slept on a cot next to a towel
Shaped like a swan wearing my sunglasses
And plugged my seasick portal with pages from the Holy Book
But all the while...were you cheating on me?
[Chorus]
Hell nah, I ain't playing with you, Michael
Uh-uh, I'm not fooling with you, Michael
Back up! I ain't playing with you, Meatball
Michael, I'm not playing with you, Meatball
[Verse 1]
Something don't taste right, cause it ain't right
Like when you take a sip of water and it turns out to be Sprite
I know your secret, and now I regret ever helping you out your closet
Is this what I deserve? I took you at your word
You know I'm not too feminine to cut me up a nerd
[Refrain]
What's worse?
Being heart broke or roach bit?
Heart broke or roach bit?
Or like, seeing you in your outfit?
I gave you that outfit
I'd rather be roach bit
[Chorus]
Hell nah, I ain't playing with you, Michael
Uh-uh, I'm not fooling with you, Michael
For real! I ain't playing with you, Meatball
Michael, I'm not playing with you, Meatball
[Verse 2]
Imagine for a moment that you never came on out
To yourself, still on the shelf
Still had that dartboard in your house
Never made it out of Queens
Still out there playing all them sports
Never had the flyest tenor in the choir up in your shor-or-orts
Would dudes be into you? Nope
Them gays would spoof on you, goof on you
I know that opposites attract
So I find you and fix your hair
[Chorus]
Hell no, I ain't playing with you, Michael
Uh-uh, I'm not fooling with you, Meatball
For real, I ain't playing with you, Mikey
Michael, I am angry with you mister
[Bridge]
Whoa-oah!
It's such a shame you let this meerkat go to waste
I always keep it nice-nice-no-fuss, grind-his-owies on the bus
Like, where's my feet?
You rub my feet, and then we watch a cop-type show
Thankyou ! 😄
Eta: I might be wrong but I thought it was "grinding sideways on the bus" or "grind it sideways on the bus" :)
This man is a treasure.
Bro the roach bit part had me dying lol
"You're back from the cruise?"... "Maybe"
This show is so underrated. It’s sooo good!
Lillian was getting down lol, I love this!!
LMAO I CANT WITH THE FIRE EXPLOSION
This show was brilliant
This performance was everything
*You let this meerkat go to waste*
😂🙏❤️
I keep coming back 😂
0:56 did anyone else see him toss back his imaginary hair
Ok but can we talk about how tituss was never in crazy ex girlfriend?
"When you take a sip of water and it turns out to be sprite"
LMFAOOOOOOOO
Have a sip of water but it turns out to be Sprite that part got me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So I'm back from actually listening to the original. This sounds better.
Me too. This is tons better than Beyonce's version.
Soooo much better. Seriously, the upbeat melody and lyrics were awesome compared to Beyonce's dull performance
@@samigiger1964 I honestly couldn't even be bothered listening to all of Beyonce's song. It was boring, not catchy, couldn't sing or bop to it, and without the emotive quality that, say, classical music has. It was just... completely bland. I don't get why everyone was so excited about it.
I literally thought you guys were trolling, but you guys are so right😭😭😂
@@anjel130 right?!
*This show was ahead of its time*
Still holds up. He aint playing with you meatball
169 people are mad that their meatball won't be played with
Probably guys named Michael
Lillian in the background 😂😂😂
This was life changing