Yandere Girl Breaks Into Your House (ASMR Roleplay) [F4M]

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Script: She does have a copy of the key, but where's the fun in that?
Listener: M
Imagine breaking in smh couldn't be me

[@SolarGirlASMR]

Cheesy comment alert. She broke in... right into my heart 💖

[@bush2239]

Knows Lockpicking ✓
Isn't afraid of the police ✓
Isn't afraid of fire ✓
Knows how to negotiate ✓
Knows everything about me ✓
Ready to start a family ✓
The unstoppable force falls in love with the immovable object, sounds good

[@connorbrighteyes9719]

The perfect partner

[@Eh_foxy]

Tru

[@suohd.sunking6964]

I almost died at the way she said "oh those are LOCK PICKIN words."

[@toddman2715]

It is refreshing to know that there are women out there that are willing to put the time and effort into pursuing a relationship

[@dokidaddy1056]

I do so love Fake's voice. Reminds me of a certain old time actress, now long dead I'm afraid, but in her prime a great character actress.

[@BGinfinite00]

The minute she said let me check your internet history
I was like you know what I feel like coming out

[@brainydragonva]

Breaking into my house to drop off gifts?
Is she Santa?

[@johnturner7952]

Happy Birthday Fake 🍰
Also, If Fake got a $100 Canadian dollar bill for every comment that says “you sound like Solid Snake or Raven”, she would be the richest person in all of Canada.

[@connorbrighteyes9719]

I like the maple leafs

[@kenturesha9779]

HOW THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED
GRAPESHOT CANNON

[@Noah-wx7fm]

From our perspective, she’s a yandere
From her perspective, we’re a tsundere

[@christopherberk9474]

Those are lockpicking words!

[@lol-2247]

This is where the fun begins.

[@not_a_german_weeb_spy7078]

_The rigged M18A1 Claymore at my back door:_

[@animeking1357]

Dammit I know yanderes are supposed to be scary but my starved for affection ass sees this as an absolute win.

[@SpectralKnight]

The trapped demons in my basement are going to murder a lot of people when I don't recharge their prisons

[@DJjammer]

Oh those are lock pickin words, I am so using that someday

[@shionyorigami666]

happy birthday 🧁 fake

[@protippanther]

Canada is just the Norway of America. Also, we have the largest moose statue!
Pro tip: Keep your "darling" safe and the police away with a Maus on either side of the house, Active Protection Systems (against projectiles) and a couple Sukhoi Su-25 Grach to take out any potential reinforcement.

[@scoliosisisprettyneat2228]

I bet she can’t open the door to kingdom hearts

[@ElceePlaysCiv]

POV: Nemona is trying to break into your dorm room

[@evanm1337]

POV: you've finished the gym inspection

[@cmfireflies]

why doesn't the listener just go on a date with the yandere and let their personality drive her away like the rest of us?

[@CycloniumGameing]

*Lockpicking skill has been upgrade to lvl 100*

[@Minglesmoot]

You know at this point the listener might as well give in to the sunk-cost fallacy

[@S4ns]

Fake, I gave you a key, I know it's more fun but stop breaking in.

[@NotEntirelyStable]

10/10 would have you break in again

[@SuperSpike47]

Wonderful audio fake 🐱

[@degenerateowl8999]

OPEN NA NOOR! OPEN NA NOOR DARLING!

[@woodyrather3802]

If a yandere girl tried to break in I would leave a note that says "use the back door"

[@samj8058]

Happy birthday fake!!!!!

[@brainydragonva]

It's been a while since I've listened to a truly F-ed up yandere. 😅

[@Antonio-is2cn]

You're so persistent!

[@619OBAMA]

Happy Birthday!!

[@baibtch]

happy birthday fake 🖤🔪

[@spookifyr]

Raiden, turn off the game console right now

[@IBNmuslimeen158]

Here 🎂 for your birthday

[@Goudiwish]

Hallooo ლ(╹◡╹ლ)