Yandere Girl Breaks Into Your House (ASMR Roleplay) [F4M]
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- čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
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Script: She does have a copy of the key, but where's the fun in that?
Listener: M
Imagine breaking in smh couldn't be me
Cheesy comment alert. She broke in... right into my heart 💖
Knows Lockpicking ✓
Isn't afraid of the police ✓
Isn't afraid of fire ✓
Knows how to negotiate ✓
Knows everything about me ✓
Ready to start a family ✓
The unstoppable force falls in love with the immovable object, sounds good
The perfect partner
Tru
I almost died at the way she said "oh those are LOCK PICKIN words."
It is refreshing to know that there are women out there that are willing to put the time and effort into pursuing a relationship
I do so love Fake's voice. Reminds me of a certain old time actress, now long dead I'm afraid, but in her prime a great character actress.
The minute she said let me check your internet history
I was like you know what I feel like coming out
Breaking into my house to drop off gifts?
Is she Santa?
Happy Birthday Fake 🍰
Also, If Fake got a $100 Canadian dollar bill for every comment that says “you sound like Solid Snake or Raven”, she would be the richest person in all of Canada.
I like the maple leafs
HOW THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED
GRAPESHOT CANNON
From our perspective, she’s a yandere
From her perspective, we’re a tsundere
Those are lockpicking words!
This is where the fun begins.
_The rigged M18A1 Claymore at my back door:_
Dammit I know yanderes are supposed to be scary but my starved for affection ass sees this as an absolute win.
The trapped demons in my basement are going to murder a lot of people when I don't recharge their prisons
Oh those are lock pickin words, I am so using that someday
happy birthday 🧁 fake
Canada is just the Norway of America. Also, we have the largest moose statue!
Pro tip: Keep your "darling" safe and the police away with a Maus on either side of the house, Active Protection Systems (against projectiles) and a couple Sukhoi Su-25 Grach to take out any potential reinforcement.
I bet she can’t open the door to kingdom hearts
POV: Nemona is trying to break into your dorm room
POV: you've finished the gym inspection
why doesn't the listener just go on a date with the yandere and let their personality drive her away like the rest of us?
*Lockpicking skill has been upgrade to lvl 100*
You know at this point the listener might as well give in to the sunk-cost fallacy
Fake, I gave you a key, I know it's more fun but stop breaking in.
10/10 would have you break in again
Wonderful audio fake 🐱
OPEN NA NOOR! OPEN NA NOOR DARLING!
If a yandere girl tried to break in I would leave a note that says "use the back door"
Happy birthday fake!!!!!
It's been a while since I've listened to a truly F-ed up yandere. 😅
You're so persistent!
Happy Birthday!!
happy birthday fake 🖤🔪
Raiden, turn off the game console right now
Here 🎂 for your birthday
Hallooo ლ(╹◡╹ლ)