These Kendrick Lyrics Have Me In a CHOKEHOLD!!

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  • @QueenDelmarva
    @QueenDelmarva Před 29 dny +2665

    "WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP!!! DOT FUCK EM UP!!! WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP!!! IMA DO MY STUFF!!!" 😂😂😂😂

    • @ericae.6547
      @ericae.6547 Před 29 dny +113

      This is what has me in a vice grip 😩

    • @SergioLSmith
      @SergioLSmith Před 29 dny +54

      Had to look for this comment cause yes and yes. 👍🏾

    • @MissNoel82
      @MissNoel82 Před 27 dny +62

      Yo, I be shadow boxing saying that shit! My daughter be looking at me like I'm crazy... Well, I am a little.

    • @MissNoel82
      @MissNoel82 Před 27 dny +2

      Yo, I be shadow boxing saying that shit! My daughter be looking at me like I'm crazy... Well, I am a little.

    • @fullmooneve1651
      @fullmooneve1651 Před 27 dny +12

      Wop Wop is the only bit I can sing at work 🤣🤣

  • @Ink_Addict93
    @Ink_Addict93 Před 29 dny +4084

    Metro ain’t innocent either, that damn BBL Drizzy shit STILL in my head💀

    • @JokesandJudgement
      @JokesandJudgement Před 29 dny +349

      Bbl drizzy is a problem too. I sing it every day.

    • @elCONQUEROR81
      @elCONQUEROR81 Před 29 dny +150

      For no reason that shit slap I ain’t even had to hear it for my brain to be like “yooo!? You remember?!”

    • @trumpshairismyspiritanimal9264
      @trumpshairismyspiritanimal9264 Před 29 dny +84

      I'm going in. No Diddy!😂

    • @ayeyou5651
      @ayeyou5651 Před 29 dny +64

      I heard the Latin version el Drake... Lawdddd now I can't get that one out of my head.

    • @kandicelewis9435
      @kandicelewis9435 Před 29 dny +40

      Can’t forget bbl drizzy for sure

  • @loganwallace5854
    @loganwallace5854 Před 25 dny +922

    "You raised a terrible effing person, the nerve of you Dennis."
    Goes way too hard! 😂

    • @lastquarter3992
      @lastquarter3992 Před 24 dny +49

      This one is horrible but so funny, he really went dad mode nagging his entire family 😭

    • @sierraalice8072
      @sierraalice8072 Před 24 dny +63

      I say “The nerve of you Dennis” whenever something/someone inconveniences me

    • @PaulFloor
      @PaulFloor Před 23 dny +7

      ​@@sierraalice8072😂🤣😭💯

    • @BukataEddieMIII
      @BukataEddieMIII Před 22 dny

      And f**king deadbeat that should never say more life! 😖

    • @aaronjones3769
      @aaronjones3769 Před 22 dny +1

      😂😂

  • @danes7534
    @danes7534 Před 25 dny +175

    “Yeeewaaaainwannawrkwitme-nomo- OK!”

    • @louannebvb
      @louannebvb Před 9 dny +11

      There's 3 🐐🐐🐐 left and I see two of them kissing and hugging on stage. I love em to death and in 8 bars I'll explain that phrase

    • @QueenOfKings0402
      @QueenOfKings0402 Před 7 dny +4

      Puckered lips movements as I read it 😂

    • @shezalright4217
      @shezalright4217 Před dnem

      @@QueenOfKings0402😚 this emoji is all I can think of when I hear that line lol

  • @brandonWilliams-yr4re
    @brandonWilliams-yr4re Před 29 dny +5288

    That “sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas” is flawless.

    • @shaneg75
      @shaneg75 Před 29 dny +267

      Regular rotation in my speech.

    • @jarryj1995
      @jarryj1995 Před 29 dny +431

      "Certified Boogeyman I'm the one who up the Score on em' "

    • @_yesjas
      @_yesjas Před 29 dny +96

      That’s my favorite line 😂

    • @deebrooks7777
      @deebrooks7777 Před 29 dny +36

      The best one 😂

    • @faithmccune9117
      @faithmccune9117 Před 29 dny +97

      Because sometimes you do.

  • @JERM92
    @JERM92 Před 29 dny +2892

    Mine is "I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, i hate the way that you dress."

    • @kxngthegodprofesy6614
      @kxngthegodprofesy6614 Před 29 dny +51

      Bruh😂

    • @StaticShockNene
      @StaticShockNene Před 29 dny +44

      Mine too!😂

    • @kittensmitten3287
      @kittensmitten3287 Před 29 dny +26

      This is my third one lol

    • @XaraK1
      @XaraK1 Před 29 dny +136

      'When ur standing next to Sexy Red I believe u see two...' has my soul 😂. It's so disrespectful 😂

    • @cheriajohnson
      @cheriajohnson Před 29 dny +47

      somebody was driving slow AF this morning and before I could even think about it I'm yelling the whole bar 😂

  • @LilPersey
    @LilPersey Před 24 dny +372

    Shouting ''Are you my friend!!?, are we locked in!?'' in the streets 😂

  • @marquissanders8702
    @marquissanders8702 Před 25 dny +477

    Told my 16 yr old son 2 days ago, out of nowhere "never let a man piss on ya leg son, either ya die right there or pop that man in the head son" and meant it!!!! He said I know!!💪🏽

  • @TCthaCrisis
    @TCthaCrisis Před 29 dny +2563

    "Lemme see you Pusha Tuheeeee"
    "I'm YMW Melly.."
    "Yeh I'm whoopin feet"
    😂😂😂

    • @kittensmitten3287
      @kittensmitten3287 Před 29 dny +128

      Oh, these ones for sure! I just love how he says it, mad aggressive

    • @twest5581
      @twest5581 Před 29 dny +104

      Lol I stay saying the whooping feet

    • @food4thought692
      @food4thought692 Před 29 dny +78

      You gotta use his voice when you say whoopin feet. 😂 It’s like ASMR

    • @sibusiso2841
      @sibusiso2841 Před 29 dny +102

      ​@kittensmitten3287 "I don't like you popping sh*t at Pharrell, for him *I inherit the beef*

    • @lo.lo_marie
      @lo.lo_marie Před 28 dny +48

      It’s the way he pronounces the t’s on both lines😭

  • @nunugirlswag109
    @nunugirlswag109 Před 28 dny +1829

    As a Christian, the “beat yo a** and hide the Bible if God watching” line really does it for me. Forgive me Lord 😭😭

  • @AllTheArtsy
    @AllTheArtsy Před 26 dny +334

    It's the things that non-fans always complain about: the voice changes, the inflection, the beat switch, the weird flows. It's what makes Kendrick so nice to listen to. His performance of rap itself is great. You can listen to it acapella and it would be enjoyable and he'll take you on a story ride through the words with how he shapes them, gives them color. People finally getting on to Kendrick is my favorite thing about this beef.

    • @julianjohnson710
      @julianjohnson710 Před 26 dny +40

      I”ve never been a Kendrick supporter but I always respected his work I just couldn’t listen to it often. But I have heard him loud and clear during this massacre. He’s more incredible than I ever thought.

    • @thirdangle8488
      @thirdangle8488 Před 24 dny +44

      I find it ridiculous that people have a problem with that of all things lmao. That's actually my favourite part of Kendrick, it's his unique style that not many can copy, it's "his" Rap style that's different from all these same copy and paste bland style of most rappers. We should celebrate artists bringing their own personality into their craft, makes the music 100 times better.

    • @RIPL_WORLD
      @RIPL_WORLD Před 24 dny +13

      Makes you want to listen to section 80. all over again 😢❤!

    • @olearyeugene
      @olearyeugene Před 22 dny +15

      I was just thinking this today at work. Imo drake voice is too lazy and boring for me to enjoy his diss records. Kendrick has that Eminem effect in his flow to rap with emotion to know when he's angry or sad.

    • @lijahmoody
      @lijahmoody Před 22 dny +5

      We been missing those memorable bars in rap lmao and the delivery of them too. Cause still rap Wayne’s opening verse off I’m On One all the time, “I walk around the club, fck everybody!”

  • @meitijwara1085
    @meitijwara1085 Před 26 dny +377

    "NAh fu** yall ninjas don't trust yall ninjas I wave 1 finger then dump yall ninjas like umhhh"😂😂

    • @nasseh3587
      @nasseh3587 Před 23 dny +7

      Yesss 😂🙌

    • @10eightyprince
      @10eightyprince Před 23 dny +34

      That subtle sound he makes is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @PaulFloor
      @PaulFloor Před 23 dny +3

      😅 💪🏾💯

    • @kemperadventures9484
      @kemperadventures9484 Před 23 dny +32

      THIS IS THE LINNNNNEEE!
      “ … Field goal, punt y'all ninjas, they punk y'all ninjas, nobody never took my food. Whoever that's fu**in' with him, fu** you ninjas, and fu** the industry too!”
      What a closer. I practiced reciting it like I had an oratorical contest my life depended on, have it ingrained in my DNA now. 😂

    • @kaztheshinigami
      @kaztheshinigami Před 22 dny +9

      The uuuummmmhhh hits!!

  • @robb2135
    @robb2135 Před 29 dny +2294

    Nah he got the whole country in a chokehold 😂😂

    • @osso8031
      @osso8031 Před 29 dny +121

      World*

    • @bullybully
      @bullybully Před 29 dny

      @@osso8031fr the world “sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas”

    • @Virtuoso-wz5lq
      @Virtuoso-wz5lq Před 29 dny +2

      @@osso8031more like anyone under 25 years old in America lol

    • @mikemiller7946
      @mikemiller7946 Před 29 dny +78

      @@Virtuoso-wz5lq nah its older people too.

    • @tracyumoffa5387
      @tracyumoffa5387 Před 29 dny +59

      World....someone was rapping euphoria today in d bus( a Turkish man)....I'm in Turkey .......my smile was beautiful 😊😊😊😊😊

  • @drewg.
    @drewg. Před 29 dny +1735

    He went so hard that he left an imprint on our minds! "Say OV-HOE!"

  • @rahrah2235
    @rahrah2235 Před 25 dny +185

    I slap my chest to the line “I’m what the CULTURE feelin” like I’m an extra in Black Panther Wakanda throughout the day😩😔😂

  • @randam1005
    @randam1005 Před 25 dny +290

    Never forget the greatest Kendrick line from the whole beef: AWWWWWWW 😩

    • @daniellepaylor2840
      @daniellepaylor2840 Před 24 dny +9

      Luvvvvvv it !!😂

    • @slvr236
      @slvr236 Před 18 dny +20

      "I hope the sentiment's symbolic"

    • @catlindogers6658
      @catlindogers6658 Před 17 dny +28

      I just be yellin BUM!! for no reason 😂

    • @janbonne
      @janbonne Před 17 dny +5

      That Auuuwww inspired by love of PRINCE

    • @louannebvb
      @louannebvb Před 9 dny +1

      Kendrick is a lyrical genius. Instead of choosing any other sound he said "Auh" short for "Au-brey" IT'S A SIGN!!!
      (im sarcastic yall if you couldn't tell)

  • @10eightyprince
    @10eightyprince Před 29 dny +580

    “I ain’t even bleed him yet , Can I bleed him? (Bet)” 😂

  • @eddielacrosse2
    @eddielacrosse2 Před 29 dny +1032

    All eyes on me and imma throw it up to PAC!!!!!!

    • @delicatedominance
      @delicatedominance Před 29 dny +41

      This!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

    • @rm3diasports710
      @rm3diasports710 Před 29 dny +61

      Bruh and everything he said right after this sheeesh.

    • @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE
      @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE Před 29 dny

      "SWEET CHIN MUSIC AND I WON'T PASS THE AUUX! AY!"

    • @elCONQUEROR81
      @elCONQUEROR81 Před 29 dny +51

      Read that and bout got hype AF 😂😂😂 that roll they ass up like a fresh pack of Za had me smoking up all my weed in since. I’m on a schedule lol and I over did it that week because it had to be rolled up to listen to

    • @elCONQUEROR81
      @elCONQUEROR81 Před 29 dny +1

      @@rm3diasports710RIGHT!!! Awww I see I wasn’t I. Touch with my ppl or something. I’m from NC these ppl was J.Coled to sleep

  • @numacamara
    @numacamara Před 25 dny +49

    “You not a colleague you a fking colonizer” definitely got me in a chokehold

  • @WhoShotWhoInTheWhatNow
    @WhoShotWhoInTheWhatNow Před 25 dny +106

    "Certified boogeyman, I'm the one who up the score with 'em."

  • @davisdowell1986
    @davisdowell1986 Před 29 dny +921

    1. "BUM!"
    2. "Watch me do my stuff"
    3. "You Lied" *reverb*
    4. "Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas"

  • @smokeybeard429
    @smokeybeard429 Před 29 dny +1381

    I be beating eggs and randomly come out with “wop wop wop wop wop I’m a do my stuff”. 🎶 😂

  • @chuckvaughn3592
    @chuckvaughn3592 Před 25 dny +127

    “Hey hey hey run fo yo life “ just over here vacuuming the crib 🤷🏿‍♂️ 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @bloom4096
      @bloom4096 Před 22 dny +10

      That line is so f*cking funny to me!! 😂😂😂😩😩

  • @yoru6grad
    @yoru6grad Před 23 dny +69

    “You a body shamer , you gon hide those baby mamas ain’t you “😂😂😂

    • @anthonydeperino2046
      @anthonydeperino2046 Před 18 dny +14

      “You LIIIED about religious views, You LIIEED about your surgery”

  • @Lilbadtrinibih
    @Lilbadtrinibih Před 29 dny +1319

    I be walking around just busting out like " ROLL HIS AZZ UP LIKE A FRESH PACK OF ZAAAA"😂😂😂😂

  • @achronos178
    @achronos178 Před 29 dny +1235

    The best way to win in black culture is language, Once we find a quote we run with it. He won.

    • @aubreyyoung4610
      @aubreyyoung4610 Před 29 dny +152

      "All Eyez On Me and ima send it up to PAC, AY!"
      If you've ever been to a Kendrick concert, you'll see this man just knows exactly how language works. Literally every single one of his songs has a line the entire crowd yells back at him. It was amazing.

    • @kittensmitten3287
      @kittensmitten3287 Před 29 dny +19

      ​@@aubreyyoung4610 another one of my favs

    • @PatienceLove
      @PatienceLove Před 29 dny +40

      PgLang = Program Language. His company! Now I get it!!

    • @chiefdenis
      @chiefdenis Před 29 dny +46

      ​@@aubreyyoung4610 that's because he grew up in the culture he's not doing an impression of a compton rapper like his op from the northern border

    • @joseangelhernandez5274
      @joseangelhernandez5274 Před 29 dny

      Yup and Kendrick effectively rebranded Drake, O-V-Hoe, Other Vaginal Option, 69 God😂

  • @alvinsmith5686
    @alvinsmith5686 Před 24 dny +34

    At FedEx, every time I work with a buddy of mine in the same truck, and our boss got him working in another truck, I go “you don’t wanna work with me no more? OK”🤣🤣 and he’ll respond saying “I don’t wanna hear you say ‘help me’ no mooore!!” We be laughing at each other.

  • @henryrivera47
    @henryrivera47 Před 25 dny +48

    All day today I been rapping “I HATE WHEN A RAPPER TALK ABOUT GUNS THRN SOMEBODY DIE THEY TURN INTO NUNS”

    • @louannebvb
      @louannebvb Před 9 dny +3

      "Then hop online like pray for my city he faking for likes and digital hugs"

  • @Jamushu
    @Jamushu Před 29 dny +1239

    🎶 *HEADSHOT FOR THE YEAR! **_YOU'D BETTER WALK AROUND LIKE DAFT PUNK!!!!!!_* 🎶
    💯😤🗣🗣🗣💢💢💢💢💢

    • @BlowTorchDrizy1
      @BlowTorchDrizy1 Před 29 dny +71

      DEFINITELY THIS ONE🤣🤣🔥🔥

    • @DDCC35
      @DDCC35 Před 29 dny +126

      Remember?! 😂

    • @ownself999
      @ownself999 Před 29 dny +133

      Aye Top Dawg who the fuck they think they playin wit?!?!?

    • @chhart79
      @chhart79 Před 29 dny +14

      Yes!!!!

    • @baileytate3938
      @baileytate3938 Před 29 dny +79

      I was just thinking this!! I say, "You don't wanna work with me no more?! Okay!" three thousand times a day 😂😂😂

  • @theskorpioogaming34
    @theskorpioogaming34 Před 27 dny +783

    “Say Drake.. Heard you like’em young better never go to Cell Block 1” I can’t stop 😂😂😂

    • @Poetic.rectum
      @Poetic.rectum Před 27 dny +18

      Why do people put lyrics in quotes just to butcher them lol

    • @ryeee345
      @ryeee345 Před 26 dny +1

      Me too (no pun intended) 😅😅😅

    • @What-A-Thought101
      @What-A-Thought101 Před 25 dny

      "Wop wop wop, dad f*ck 'em all" 🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @parkercoe3727
      @parkercoe3727 Před 25 dny

      That say Drake line is so corny

    • @CantHandleThis6
      @CantHandleThis6 Před 25 dny

      ​@@parkercoe3727Drake meatrider spotted

  • @Chewbachi
    @Chewbachi Před 26 dny +37

    “Shape the stories how you want. Hey drake they’re not slow” 😂

  • @rlj615
    @rlj615 Před 26 dny +37

    I swear Kendrick sit in the dark when he records his songs 🤣😂

    • @moneypro85
      @moneypro85 Před 24 dny +13

      That's how he see the dead people 😂

    • @bloom4096
      @bloom4096 Před 22 dny +5

      😂😂😂👌🏾

  • @Ohh_Is_That_Sooo...
    @Ohh_Is_That_Sooo... Před 29 dny +1098

    I be walking around the crib n just bust out like "He a F.A.N. he a F.A.N. he a.... FREAKY AZZNIKA HE A 69 GOD!!" 😂😭

  • @SaiyanGamerZ0616
    @SaiyanGamerZ0616 Před 29 dny +728

    “When i see you stand by sexy redd i believe you see two bad bitches”
    😭😭😂😂 i thought i was the only one

    • @freshtodef123456789
      @freshtodef123456789 Před 27 dny +97

      “You see them as real competition, you might pop ass with em.”

    • @rayb2410
      @rayb2410 Před 27 dny +50

      Yo, I thought this was the funniest most disrespectful like I heard. Shit was good.

    • @YWiggy5
      @YWiggy5 Před 26 dny +14

      I say this one a few times per day!! 😂

    • @teebee9355
      @teebee9355 Před 26 dny +2

      I be at work reciting this in my head 😂

    • @shyheimlloyd3576
      @shyheimlloyd3576 Před 26 dny +2

      Funniest line on the track 😂😂😂

  • @HopeGrant423
    @HopeGrant423 Před 25 dny +26

    When he hums right after the colonizer bar… hmmm mhhhmmmm hmmm

  • @ocho559music9
    @ocho559music9 Před 26 dny +41

    Mann the whole 4th verse on meet the grahams
    "You a body shamer u gone hide them baby mommas ain't ya, u embarrassed of em thats not right thats not how momma raised us" 🔥🔥🔥

    • @monilaninetynine3811
      @monilaninetynine3811 Před 25 dny +1

      💯

    • @yoru6grad
      @yoru6grad Před 23 dny +1

      Yess!!!!!

    • @kuroganekaze
      @kuroganekaze Před 15 dny +6

      Him getting angrier and angrier as he goes down the verse and "exploding" on that final line. "Fuck a rap battle. This a long life battle with yourself!"

  • @BriBeautiful
    @BriBeautiful Před 29 dny +1088

    Yes!! Especially when Kendricks says "I hurt your feelings? You don't wanna work with me no more? OKAY!"

    • @twest5581
      @twest5581 Před 29 dny +62

      Lol I stay saying that too

    • @oc4515
      @oc4515 Před 29 dny +84

      This the one right here. Then I be ready to fight for no reason 😂

    • @PompompurinPromo
      @PompompurinPromo Před 29 dny +119

      RIGHT and he says it like “youdontwannaworkwithmenomore OK”

    • @murkadelic422
      @murkadelic422 Před 29 dny +64

      youonwannaworkwitmenomo, OKAY!

    • @domineekadecosta6518
      @domineekadecosta6518 Před 28 dny +66

      I was saying that to my keurig this morning when it was out of water lmao!

  • @monicadavis6336
    @monicadavis6336 Před 29 dny +1406

    "Tryin' to strike a cord and it's probably A MINOOOOOOOR" is mine. I can't stop... Y'all help me😂

  • @darkominem
    @darkominem Před 25 dny +44

    A middle school teacher I know says their kids been walking around campus singin' “A MINOOOOORRRRRRRR”

  • @jennywren2696
    @jennywren2696 Před 25 dny +87

    I started singing "BBL DRIZZAAY" every 5 minutes today😅

  • @jarryj1995
    @jarryj1995 Před 29 dny +1063

    HE A FAN HE A FAN HE A FAN is forever drilled into my Subconscious 😂😂😂

    • @JokesandJudgement
      @JokesandJudgement Před 29 dny +16

      Saaaaaaaame!!!

    • @MrParker420
      @MrParker420 Před 29 dny

      😫🤌🏾 Freaky ass 🥷🏾 he a 69-god 🤣🤣🤣😫👌🏾 same boat my friends 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @WellDamn1
      @WellDamn1 Před 29 dny +36

      A FAN= Freaky Azz Ninja or Fake Azz Ninja

    • @brespeed3633
      @brespeed3633 Před 29 dny +5

      That's me 😅😅😅😅

    • @24kherbenlegend67
      @24kherbenlegend67 Před 29 dny +7

      Yasss👌🏾😂F.A.N.

  • @gabbie406
    @gabbie406 Před 29 dny +454

    It’s the delivery, the tone, the cadence, the rage-

    • @kmarcol1
      @kmarcol1 Před 26 dny

      Yo dot really hate that neguh

    • @1980tiffani
      @1980tiffani Před 26 dny +23

      Literally.. all of that.. like he’s telling one of his homies why he can’t stand someone they both know 😂

    • @bloom4096
      @bloom4096 Před 22 dny +3

      YEEEEEEEESSSS!! All of it!!! 😍😍😍

    • @catlindogers6658
      @catlindogers6658 Před 17 dny +15

      When he said "Yahtty can't give you no swag either I DON'T GIVE A FUXK ABOUT WHO YOU HANG WIT!"....I felt that

  • @MultiMerky
    @MultiMerky Před 25 dny +59

    I be walking around at work going WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP! At everyone that makes me mad. It helps

  • @NamiTheMage
    @NamiTheMage Před 24 dny +24

    When i saw Lizzo at the Met Gala i said "Lizzo's got a weird case. Why is she around?" 😭

  • @fangal12
    @fangal12 Před 29 dny +699

    I told my son the other day "don't play with me, I'm snatching chains and burning tattoos"😅

    • @lolacrunk
      @lolacrunk Před 29 dny +33

      😂😂😂

    • @user-ih6vg4rr9r
      @user-ih6vg4rr9r Před 29 dny +18

      😂😂😂😂

    • @user-ih6vg4rr9r
      @user-ih6vg4rr9r Před 29 dny +31

      What did he say?!😂😂

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 Před 29 dny

      @@user-ih6vg4rr9r he told me I need to turn off my internet

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 Před 29 dny +153

      @@user-ih6vg4rr9r my son is used to me being ridiculous, he just laughed and said you ain't Kendrick

  • @TrophyLair
    @TrophyLair Před 29 dny +379

    Mine is "Sweet Chin Music and I won't pass the aux, AY!"

    • @kandicelewis9435
      @kandicelewis9435 Před 29 dny +69

      DEVIL IS A LIE, HE A 69 GOD 😭😭

    • @shawnmasilela1519
      @shawnmasilela1519 Před 29 dny +59

      how many stocks do i really got in stock

    • @logyross6883
      @logyross6883 Před 29 dny +72

      1 2 3 4 5 plus 5 ayy

    • @jokerbatman3516
      @jokerbatman3516 Před 29 dny +38

      PUT THE WRONG LABEL ON ME IMMA GET EM DROPPED AYYY🗣🗣

    • @unodos2007
      @unodos2007 Před 29 dny

      @@logyross688310 tracks in stock…..which is also double entendre for Stockton (pronounced “stock ten”)…..give this man all the things 😩💕💕💕

  • @bstandlyaclu
    @bstandlyaclu Před 25 dny +42

    Seriously. I was a zombie for a week. Sleep deprived. Waking up 2-3x every night, anxious for the next drop. Kendrick's mind, lyricism is just different.

  • @cmartin834
    @cmartin834 Před 24 dny +5

    “To anybody who talk to him and they in love, just make sure you hide your little sister from him” is something my brain spits out of my mouth 50 times a day for seemingly no reason

  • @anandamuni97
    @anandamuni97 Před 27 dny +517

    " Don't speak on da family croadie, it can get deep in da family croadie " got me in a chokehold😂😂😂😂

    • @robtheservantof6257
      @robtheservantof6257 Před 26 dny +53

      "Talk about me and ma family Crodie, someone gon bleed in yo family Crodie" that sh*t is so tuff😭

    • @clubmbrsonlytv
      @clubmbrsonlytv Před 25 dny +37

      I’ll be at new ho king eating fried rice with a dip sauce and a blammy crodie! 😂

    • @olorunjr21
      @olorunjr21 Před 25 dny +24

      Tell me you cheesin fam we can do this right now on the camera crodie

    • @edjohn5114
      @edjohn5114 Před 24 dny +2

      @@clubmbrsonlytvnah this was one of the hardest sounding lines of the whole song

    • @clubmbrsonlytv
      @clubmbrsonlytv Před 24 dny

      @@edjohn5114 the hardest! Bro got a whole meal named after him for it lol did a Keith Lee effect for the restaurant off one line

  • @terripurcell2130
    @terripurcell2130 Před 29 dny +154

    "I don't give a fuck about who you hang with!"...I say this to my imaginary enemy a few times a day now.

  • @rwm1885
    @rwm1885 Před 18 dny +7

    I'm like "ninja it's just Big Me! Ninja bum! " All over the place.

  • @BbyAriesASMR
    @BbyAriesASMR Před 25 dny +51

    “When i see you stand by sexy red… i believe you see two bad bitches” lmaooo

    • @KidOblivion
      @KidOblivion Před 15 dny

      I believe you don't like women it's real competition you might pop ass withem 😅

  • @xthadroid
    @xthadroid Před 29 dny +545

    Bruh "Beat yo ass nd hide the Bible if God watching" I wake up sayin that shit

    • @NikkiRen
      @NikkiRen Před 29 dny +39

      I say that ish for NO REASON!!! 😂😂😂

    • @ptheproducer
      @ptheproducer Před 29 dny +56

      It sounds like some shit my great grandmother would say…. the shit is just unmatched

    • @chefkayy7762
      @chefkayy7762 Před 29 dny +11

      I have to say this bar at least a 100 times a day 😮‍💨

    • @Rumplegirlskin
      @Rumplegirlskin Před 28 dny +7

      Omg this is one of them for me too 😂! That is one of my favs.

    • @Megasaurusify
      @Megasaurusify Před 28 dny +4

      YES me too lmao

  • @yaqeenahbrim5388
    @yaqeenahbrim5388 Před 29 dny +525

    If somene cant answer a question i ask i just say "YOU'NT KNOW NUTTIN BOUT DAT."

  • @miamiboy305th
    @miamiboy305th Před 25 dny +29

    "Wop wop wop wop wop!!!! Dot fuck em up, wop wop wop wop wop ima do my stufff!!"

  • @yoru6grad
    @yoru6grad Před 23 dny +6

    I be saying this part with my chest “Aye Top Dawg , who the fuck they think they playing with “ like I know Top Dawg lol

  • @latishabuckner8231
    @latishabuckner8231 Před 29 dny +243

    "Notice I said "we" not me, I'm what the culture feeling."

    • @user-fi2up2zg5g
      @user-fi2up2zg5g Před 29 dny +14

      Yessssss

    • @TamekaGraham
      @TamekaGraham Před 28 dny +14

      Yes! They sleeping on this line!

    • @kingmarkseven17
      @kingmarkseven17 Před 27 dny +11

      I said the biggest "AMEN" to that line 🙌🏽

    • @ql6746
      @ql6746 Před 25 dny +5

      That line touched us deeply. We were hollering!

    • @HiLaToya
      @HiLaToya Před 25 dny +2

      That's the one that got me

  • @lanceuppercut9715
    @lanceuppercut9715 Před 29 dny +797

    “Let me see you Pusha Teeee” and “WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP Dot phuck em up” are definitely in the rotation along with any random line from the 3rd verse of Euphoria 😂😂

    • @nique2654
      @nique2654 Před 29 dny

      Thas the one 😂😂😂😂

    • @coolaideevens8678
      @coolaideevens8678 Před 29 dny +46

      That WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP makes me want to move . I gotta get up and do something!

    • @shawnmasilela1519
      @shawnmasilela1519 Před 29 dny +17

      the sexyy red thing was the best

    • @MoNehNeh17
      @MoNehNeh17 Před 29 dny +19

      @@shawnmasilela1519 “you might pop ass wit em”
      his lowered tone in those two lines were so MALICIOUS😂😂😂

    • @lydellb
      @lydellb Před 29 dny +8

      That pusha t line was stuck in my head for a while. Now it's "A minooooooooorrr"

  • @Lt.McCluckifuBuck
    @Lt.McCluckifuBuck Před 19 dny +6

    Kendrick sacrificed Drake's career to cast a spell on all of us.

  • @timothylee7392
    @timothylee7392 Před 25 dny +8

    Dear Adonis, I’m Sorry That; That Man Is Your Father………Legendary

  • @TylerMarieWilliams
    @TylerMarieWilliams Před 29 dny +468

    Definitely “Let me see you push-a-🗣️TEE” 😂

    • @Yukiida
      @Yukiida Před 29 dny +44

      Delivery on that line was flawless lol

    • @ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ
      @ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ Před 29 dny +48

      _"yeah I'm whoopin' _*_feeT"_*

    • @TylerMarieWilliams
      @TylerMarieWilliams Před 29 dny +20

      @@ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ I got that one stuck in my head too 😂 love the emphasis on the T at the end of “feet”

    • @rebekah164
      @rebekah164 Před 29 dny +5

      I walkways gotta do this👌🏾 when I say the Teee

    • @ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ
      @ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ Před 29 dny +7

      @@TylerMarieWilliams Dot pronounces the fuck outta his T's, must be some Chicago shit from his parents

  • @Itstenten8
    @Itstenten8 Před 29 dny +587

    “Hey drake, they’re not slow.” Did something to my brain man.

    • @zooom3491
      @zooom3491 Před 29 dny +37

      Nah bro dead ass😂

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 Před 29 dny +10

      You ever watched Pats vs Raiders Super Bowl. Yeah that's how I felt. Dot knew Drake's whole damn playbook and nothing Drake could do, would win him this battle

    • @emblem2425
      @emblem2425 Před 29 dny +9

      Yes i say this a lot lol

    • @rebekah164
      @rebekah164 Před 29 dny +6

      Yeah it always remind me or Eminem lol

    • @THEANGRYNEWYORKER
      @THEANGRYNEWYORKER Před 29 dny +2

      😂😂😂

  • @Nayful
    @Nayful Před 19 dny +4

    "All Eyes On Me And Imma Send It Up To Pac Aye !" 😂

  • @dreamspace7199
    @dreamspace7199 Před 25 dny +19

    I was at work like A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... he did something to us... he did.

  • @bradbarnes1157
    @bradbarnes1157 Před 29 dny +290

    “Back to Back, I like that record…”

  • @smashingairguitars
    @smashingairguitars Před 29 dny +304

    That "Baka got a weird case. Why is he still around?" lyric lives in my head rent free 😂

    • @TyStar10
      @TyStar10 Před 29 dny +8

      😂😂😂

    • @TwoxowT
      @TwoxowT Před 29 dny +59

      Certified lover boy, certified pdf.....

    • @sovereigness3758
      @sovereigness3758 Před 29 dny +61

      THISSSSS!! lol cause it’s a legit ass question. I randomly asked my husband, in the middle of dinner “honey, Baka got a weird case 😩 why IS he around?!” 😂 he’s so sicka me

    • @snatched.4513
      @snatched.4513 Před 29 dny +10

      @@sovereigness3758 we live the same life I do this to my bf often 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jatakshi5670
      @jatakshi5670 Před 29 dny +4

      Me too!!😂

  • @shauntikayvette
    @shauntikayvette Před 26 dny +12

    I am experiencing it as well. Whoever else isn’t well “they not like us”

  • @whispersinthetheatre7741
    @whispersinthetheatre7741 Před 25 dny +11

    "Ceritified Boogeyman. I'm the one the up the sco with em." REGULARLY.
    Also, "My temperament bipolar I choose violence."

  • @bigplumkim2357
    @bigplumkim2357 Před 29 dny +282

    “For him, l inherit the beef”

    • @DMTX2
      @DMTX2 Před 29 dny +27

      This and the 'pushin p' lines after are hard as hell. xD

    • @koronhotsful
      @koronhotsful Před 29 dny

      Yeah fuck all that pushing P, let me see you PUSHH a TEE

    • @PatienceLove
      @PatienceLove Před 29 dny +3

      This was mine today!! 😂😂

    • @seriuslyB
      @seriuslyB Před 28 dny

      This is it

    • @JaleelJCarter
      @JaleelJCarter Před 28 dny +9

      ​@@DMTX2 wow I just caught the double he also meant pushing Pharrell

  • @preciouslovi
    @preciouslovi Před 27 dny +325

    That “you don’t wanna work with me no more ok!!” And “are you my friend? Are we locked in??” And that ynw melly line live in my head rent free😭

    • @Sponsorship4u2
      @Sponsorship4u2 Před 27 dny

      And OV Hoe plus probably A Minor not to mention Wop Wop Wop rent free in my head

    • @Goldnstarlet
      @Goldnstarlet Před 25 dny +1

      The "are you my friend? Are we locked in?" I said that today randomly driving. This is a problem.

  • @aosmedia
    @aosmedia Před 25 dny +10

    “Headshot for the year! You better walk around like Daftpunk!” 😮

  • @virtuousjewel4904
    @virtuousjewel4904 Před 25 dny +19

    I had to have a conversation with myself yesterday...I determined that I need to go on a no talk/ no listen fast in order to cure myself😮‍💨 #Help

    • @nicoleblake2700
      @nicoleblake2700 Před 24 dny +4

      Same. Some mornings I wake up and all I hear is youdontwannaworkwithmenomore OK!! And I'm like stop

  • @misskris117
    @misskris117 Před 29 dny +288

    “Are you myyy friend?? Are we locked innn?” But shoutout to Metro tho because I STAY singing 🎶 “BBL DRIZZY… BBL DRIZZZAAAAAAYYY”🎶

  • @hifiShant
    @hifiShant Před 29 dny +324

    "I believe you see two Bad B¡Tches" has had me by the throat for 2 weeks straight. 😅😂

    • @waketp420
      @waketp420 Před 29 dny +12

      I chuckle to myself when I think of that shi every time 😂

    • @hifiShant
      @hifiShant Před 29 dny +8

      @@waketp420 🤣I'm tickled now just reading your comment. Gotta love Kendrick

    • @venurian
      @venurian Před 28 dny +12

      "It's real competition, you might pop ass wit em 🍑", euphoria lyrics were catchy as hell, full of quotables.

    • @MississippiJapan
      @MississippiJapan Před 27 dny +1

      same

    • @hifiShant
      @hifiShant Před 26 dny

      @@venurian Yes.

  • @tylerjames805
    @tylerjames805 Před 18 dny +7

    I love the “tell me your cheesing fahm” line

  • @forsaken_awoken
    @forsaken_awoken Před 17 dny +4

    Me: "He's a FUCKIN' DEADBEAT THAT SHOULD NEVER SAY MORE LIFE" damn near every day lol

  • @Twenty2mke
    @Twenty2mke Před 29 dny +135

    I just about an hour or so ago saw a lil dude gettin pulled outside his school by his moms. From what she was sayin it was apparent that she did a surprise visit on him and caught him clownin out. I was on the phone wit my wife and the first thing came out my mouth was..."Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas" 😂😂😂

  • @DJJE928
    @DJJE928 Před 27 dny +258

    “Them supa powas gettin’ neutralized, I can only watch in silence”
    - with the low voice and everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brandonsaunders7515
      @brandonsaunders7515 Před 27 dny +26

      "You're moving like a degenerate, heavy antics it's feeling distasteful "

    • @nltcraze
      @nltcraze Před 25 dny +14

      I calculate you not as calculated, I can even predict your angles.

    • @GdUpSeaside
      @GdUpSeaside Před 25 dny +8

      “Fabricate stories on the family front, cuz you heard Mr. Morale”

    • @quentinwalker5804
      @quentinwalker5804 Před 25 dny +1

      You gotta do it with that Hannibal Lecter tone lol

    • @LATRAVIOUS
      @LATRAVIOUS Před 25 dny

      "Hulk could never sing, to another"
      Super power's singing, once neutralized = silence.

  • @OfteninLondon
    @OfteninLondon Před 20 dny +4

    There’s so many lines that I will be using for life… Kendrick has got me f’d up

  • @TheNerdRapper
    @TheNerdRapper Před 25 dny +7

    This verse has “LA CRACK” in it took me out😂😂 but I’m with you, brother, Kendrick has given me Tourette’s as well😫

  • @BiggaJB4444
    @BiggaJB4444 Před 28 dny +258

    “F*cked on Wayne girl while he was in jail that conniving!!” Gets me every time 😤

    • @HypeWrecks
      @HypeWrecks Před 27 dny +31

      That whole flow, from there to “city is back up, it’s a must, we outside, AYE” is one of the best flows I’ve heard in a minute.

    • @RKMEDIAANDPRODUCTIONZ
      @RKMEDIAANDPRODUCTIONZ Před 27 dny +5

      I was just thinkin about this line walking into my house out the blue

    • @Eli-ss9gj
      @Eli-ss9gj Před 26 dny

      “And get his face tatted like a bitch apologizing!”

    • @ryeee345
      @ryeee345 Před 26 dny

      Like a bitch apologising 😂

    • @ll2323
      @ll2323 Před 25 dny +4

      Wayne slyly agreed, but also pleaded the fifth. Very interesting. 😂

  • @aylanae4797
    @aylanae4797 Před 29 dny +230

    Mine is "The nerve of you Dennis" and "Dont tell no lies about me and I wont tell truths bout you"

    • @DynastyLuminous46
      @DynastyLuminous46 Před 29 dny +34

      My name is Dennis too so that shit hit different at first listen and I ain't even got a child.

    • @NikkiRen
      @NikkiRen Před 29 dny +9

      @@DynastyLuminous46😂😂😂

    • @144kgoldknowledge
      @144kgoldknowledge Před 29 dny +14

      Yeah they way he said "the nerve of you Dennis" is funny. That pops up alot.

    • @aylanae4797
      @aylanae4797 Před 29 dny +3

      @@DynastyLuminous46 😅🤣 ooff ..I feel for ya!

    • @aylanae4797
      @aylanae4797 Před 29 dny +3

      @@144kgoldknowledge 😂 yea it was to matter-a-fact

  • @laneburden5969
    @laneburden5969 Před 25 dny +11

    “Let’s see Chubbz really crash sumn, yea my first one like my last one”

  • @TheSCIOnce
    @TheSCIOnce Před 25 dny +6

    Yall late Kendrickisms have literally followed me since the day I heard overly dedicated. He got a million

  • @missmiko1
    @missmiko1 Před 29 dny +301

    It's the delivery on certain lines, the inflection on certain words: priceless.

    • @Walking_In_Heals
      @Walking_In_Heals Před 29 dny +4

      Facts!

    • @sibusiso2841
      @sibusiso2841 Před 29 dny +30

      Its pretty cool how Kendrick doubled down on his style and thats actually what won the crowd over despite kendrick's "voices" usually being his biggest criticisms from people that don't listen to him like that.

    • @jatakshi5670
      @jatakshi5670 Před 29 dny +14

      Exactly! He is really funny 😂

    • @brandonsaunders7515
      @brandonsaunders7515 Před 27 dny

      YNW MELLY

  • @Rhude_tiller
    @Rhude_tiller Před 29 dny +94

    “Trollin like a bitch ain’t you tired… it’s prolly a minorrrrrrrrr”
    “Got his face tatted, like a bitch apologizin…” his delivery is so good

  • @hooptastic_hippie8522
    @hooptastic_hippie8522 Před 25 dny +5

    I been doin the same shit at work lmao..the "beat yo ass an hide the bible if god watchin" just rolls off the tounge lol..definitely my most said line since the tracks came out for sure

  • @flyd.flowlight9057
    @flyd.flowlight9057 Před 18 dny +4

    whenever i run into someone i don't like "mmm field goal punt y'all ninjas" pops in my head

  • @robertroberts5283
    @robertroberts5283 Před 29 dny +474

    We don’t wanna hear you say ***** no more. That really stuck with me

    • @artdog0100
      @artdog0100 Před 29 dny +34

      It's because Drake used to use the, "hard R" to say it as a teenager and wore black face. It's up on CZcams. Lil Wayne cleaned up alot of his dumb shit.

    • @robertroberts5283
      @robertroberts5283 Před 29 dny

      @@artdog0100 yep

    • @justinarzola4584
      @justinarzola4584 Před 29 dny +11

      "got a benjamain and a jackson all in my house like i'm joe".

    • @kittensmitten3287
      @kittensmitten3287 Před 29 dny +1

      ​@@artdog0100oh wow really? It's still there?

    • @troyforce2
      @troyforce2 Před 29 dny +7

      Me too. Caught an old video of Drake with hit yt mother and yt grandmother. I heard a young Darke say “I don’t see my dad to much.” If it wasn’t for Wayne Drake would never had got in the rap game.

  • @oyayemayafaro7307
    @oyayemayafaro7307 Před 27 dny +65

    "Tell em run to America to imitate heritage, they can't imitate this violence!"
    I'm African 😂😂

  • @AlabamaPowell
    @AlabamaPowell Před 25 dny +5

    The music is constantly playing in my head. I don't know what he did to me.

  • @capturingsuccess1111
    @capturingsuccess1111 Před 25 dny +6

    Don't forget "BBL Drizzy" 😂 It comes outta nowhere 😂

  • @tylerbrown4491
    @tylerbrown4491 Před 26 dny +159

    The "Don't tell lies about me and I won't tell truths about you" is literally insane

  • @r.thomas9648
    @r.thomas9648 Před 29 dny +113

    "the city is back up, it's a must, we outside!!!"

  • @aosmedia
    @aosmedia Před 25 dny +2

    “Aya aye aye aye, run for your life” x2 😂😂😅😅

  • @dizzydaesy369
    @dizzydaesy369 Před 24 dny +3

    "I hate the way that you sneak diss if I catch flight it's gon be direct."

  • @MarquisVegan
    @MarquisVegan Před 27 dny +175

    The “hey hey hey run for your life” gets me. Then of course he have the whole world rocking off them 4 words “they not like us”.

    • @pthesmith
      @pthesmith Před 27 dny +2

      “They not like us” X 3 is on repeat for me 😅

    • @OroraMonroe
      @OroraMonroe Před 25 dny +5

      and NOBODY... except me I guess is old enough to know that Kendrick is talking about Bill Cosby. That is what Fat Albert said all the time. I watched 300 reactions to see if anyone caught it... only 2 did... I was like that is the entire song.. the dun dun dun dun... the ENTIRE TIME is hey hey hey hey.

  • @taurus3alexis
    @taurus3alexis Před 29 dny +181

    “Headshots for the year, you gotta walk around like daft punk” got me

    • @slimalimadingdong
      @slimalimadingdong Před 27 dny

      I love kdot and daft punk but I still don’t get what this line means😭😭

    • @Sayin42
      @Sayin42 Před 27 dny +8

      @@slimalimadingdong”head shot for the year” meaning this track is going for Drakes head so he better protect his head because of it being a head shot, Daft Punk a very well known for wearing helmets = helmets protect the head/head shot from Kendrick.
      You better walk around with a helmet similar to Daftpunk because this diss track is coming for your head

    • @Sayin42
      @Sayin42 Před 27 dny +1

      Remember!?

    • @Friendss
      @Friendss Před 26 dny +2

      @@Sayin42 🗣️ Aye Top Dawg.. who the fuck they think they playin with..

    • @theconsciousobserver6829
      @theconsciousobserver6829 Před 26 dny

      @@slimalimadingdonghow the hell you don't know what the bar means? Daft punk wear helmets, he's going to make it so Drake is so ashamed he wears a helmet.

  • @yummymommy2275
    @yummymommy2275 Před 18 dny +4

    Whenever I need a favor:
    Are you my friennnnnd??? Are we locked innnnnn???

  • @leilac6970
    @leilac6970 Před 25 dny +3

    Lmao yes!! 😂🤣😂 Sometimes before going to sleep I'll hear "he a fan, he a fan, he a fan" every LINE is a hook and jaw dropper! 😮