Astronomia / Eurobeat Remix
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“How about I end this race with a double crash?”
~Shingo Shoji
R.I.P Keiji Fujiwara 🤧
@@IrishWannabe truh bro what a men *Tear drop* a true , a real men
I wanna dance
Spoiler
Nakazato and Shingo are friends but too afraid to know
doboru crashu ikouze~
Is it safe to drive on icy roads?
Google: "icy roads should be driven with extreme caution or avoided entirely"
Bing:
I just went and actually ask bing and google these questions and that's basically the answers I got, google was a wall of safety stuff, bing wasnt....
minecraft boat:
@@whytho.5807 HAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH
Dukem r/woooosh
Md. Ayeman Hyder how was this a woooosh?
"Woah, we're drifting!"
"No, we're crashing. With style!"
How does this not have likes
Is that a Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story reference.
TO CEMETERY, AND BEYOND!!!
Guardrail Intensifies
DOUBLE CRASH IKOZE
Passenger: Stop drifting so much! You're going to kill us
Driver: If we're going to die, we'll do it with style *starts music*
Style 100
**revs up to 13000 RPM**
up up up
***FLY OFF THE CLIFF***
nani devil number
Windshield - *Shattered*
Axles - *Bent*
Engine - *Cracked*
Radio:
and i know a guy who got an old polonez 1500 and drove it from Warsaw to Paris and back with bended rear axle and broken front left brake and destroyed gearbox... this guy is my neighbour
Hotel - *Trivago*
@@polon9089 from Warsaw to Paris in one tank...
naaahhh... he was obviously fueling
@@qtarokujod3401 funny part is most german tank radio's gets disabled the moment they leave the factory
*"THE PATIENT IS CRITICAL!!"*
Ambulance Driver: **starts drifting*
Patient's brain:
That one Top Gear episode with the ambulances.. XD
@@sdgsdgeswdgfregsdm2018 how did you know what i was thinking
I almost spit my burrito out laughing.
Underrated comment. And it has 1000 likes
@@infamousjustice7083club penguin is kil
When my homie asks "wanna meet Jesus?" and goes mach 10
What kind of car goes- ohh wait you didn't specify it was a car did you?
*X-15 sounds intensifie*
@@jpase you missed an "s" and its fucking annoying
@@quantumxalt2834 I'm orry
@@jpase dude just put the s there
@@awesomedj8053 Why 'ould I do 'o?
Actually impressed that there is not a single copyright claim.
I guess it's *too fast for CZcams to catch it!*
that was epic and original well done
Eh, remixes are usually safe
Or Astronomia isn't copyrighted or maybe CZcams doesn't care anymor
@@primustheprotogen3169 astronomia is copyrighted but it's too fast for youtube to catch it *KANSEI DORIFTO*
Ba dum~
"Can you send the body in about 1 hour?"
" *MAKE IT 10 MINUTES* "
Initial Dead
@@omary5439 nearly spat out my drink from this haha
Imagine corpse intensely shaking like maracus due to intense speed.
SaigVig You underestimate the power of the D O R I F U T O
Fujiwara Funeral Home.
*N A N I?!*
*C O F F I N D O R I F TO?!*
I Giorno Giovanna, have a CAR
Ba... Bakana!!?!?
*OMIORA, MUI SHIN DE RU!*
_NANI?!_
(car horn and *slam*)
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 관짝 드리프트 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
@@boopsboops7692
_*Omae wa mou shindeiru_
Therapist: Coffin Dorifto doesn't exist, it can't make you drift your coffin.
Coffin Dorifto:
Ok what happend when i do racing scooter in street
COFFIN DORITO
Now you can summon all therapists, this will be legendary!
Lol coffin dorito
Best comment ever dorifto gang
Gastronomia
Like it
wouldn't it be gasgasgastronomia
in italian gastronomia is gastronomy lol
@@m4ttyofficialchannel yeah at spanish too i was thinking the same hahah
Ok
Evo 3: Accelerates ahead
Takumi: Can i catch up to him?
His engine:
Takumi's Engine: I don't feel so good
Bunta's radio as he hauls the Eight Six away on the truck:
MISIFIRUNGU SHISTEMU
Foul
*dying*
Legend says this is what was playing on Takumi's radio right before his first engine died.
This plays on ae86 funeral
Takumi blow his AE86's engine two times, the last was really the last
Or he think buying GT86 with 2JZ swap engine
Legend has it that the coffin on the roof is where they put the blown engines
@@matthewmondragon2074 I think he drives 22B nowadays
Before the engine exploded this is what the engine sounded like
Haters: You can't make a Eurobeat out of everything.
Turbo: "I made this something way bigger than you're ever gonna be"
e u r o b e a t r e f e r e n c e ?
@@theshrugggd3313 "I made it this far and I'm taking it to the top" 😉
nice the top reference!
I understood that reference 👌
@@nelsonspencer2934 " I CAME UP FROM THE BOTTOM, AND INTO THE TOP " **Subscriber stonks**
＿人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人＿
＞ 秋名山で死んだ走り屋の幽霊 ＜
￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^￣
＿人人人人人人人人人＿
＞ 下り最速の棺桶 ＜
￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y￣
@@channelmoved2014 I thought it was Italian?
😅
👇
🧢
You get my cap...
そ れ だ
i use google translate and i still dont get it
@@asrefw5255 _"The ghost of a driver who died on Mount Haruna"_
Turns on headlights after a dangerous overtake
Engine:
"12200 RPM" Oh no!
Engine: Hey let's do it again!
DerCrawlerVomUrAnus nah more like 14000rpm
@Da Canadian man Nope, see here: czcams.com/video/U7GcGR4nPBI/video.html
*Adrenaline starts*
This plays when you're in 1st place and someone has a blue shell.
I don't wanna be first place
Here we meet again!!!
He is here
the king of the comments has arrived
@@starryepidemic2532
They're everywhere...
0_0
Picture this: You've memorized the track layout perfectly, and pushed your PB time really far down. Next 'balance' patch, they change the curvature of the consecutive hairpins, and your muscle memory carries you into the guardrail, this song playing all the while.
"Ah fuck I trashed my car."
"Don't worry, they're coming as fast as they can."
"The ambulance, right?"
"..."
*_"The ambulance, right?"_*
Good ending: the Ambulance came
Bad ending: shinigami cane
“We’re gonna be late! The funeral starts in just 5 minutes!!”
“More than enough time.”
I like your profile may I know the name my dude
Kneesocks from Panty and Stocking
Crashers
we're gonna need another funeral
The funeral starts in 90seconds
*1970's:* "We will be having flying cars"
*2020:* *_We have drifting coffins_*
We evolved in the correct way
Even better!
I see this as an absolute win!
take it or leave it
**LAFFING in japanes** .... But we have coronaaaaaaa
Can't wait to see a game with drifting coffins, Road roller, etc.
Just mod Mario Cart already
Roada Rolla
AN OIL TANKER FOR YOU
nuke truck, semi truck, bi articualted bus
@@P2xelN2nja BOOOOOOOOOOM
When you got shot, stabbed, broken bones
But your girlfriend said *my parents aren't home*
Simp move
If I'm gonna die, I'm finna die happy dammit
Bold of you to assume I've one
@@vatsalyashrotriya425 big OOF
"I am gonna breed her till my death."
When you were so into eurobeat that even your coffin starts drifting
*why do I see a coffin drifting?!?!?!?!*
We need this remix over the video of the Mario kart coffin drifting lmao
ＮＡＮＩ, ＤＥＡＤＯ ＤＯＲＦＩＴＯ ！！！！
For reference:
czcams.com/video/J9JlRLSGxjk/video.html
How about:
"When you were so into drifting that even your coffin start Eurobeat" ?
Takumi decides to become a paramedic, and is driving an Ambulance. Guy in the back is in critical condition, he won’t survive if they don’t get him to the hospital soon. He’s got a family waiting, praying for his survival, he only has 5 minutes. Traffic is tight, so Takumi has to go the back route.
.
Switching the Ambulance into semi-automatic, because they refused to give him a manual ambulance, Takumi starts down a mountain pass. At the bottom is the hospital, normally this drive takes 10 minutes. But he has to do it in 5.
.
Speeding up, lights and sirens blaring, he tells the others to hold on, and puts the ambulance into 4th gear. The engine roaring as he passes 140kmh, the ringing of his old Hachiroku playing in his mind as he slams the brakes, whips the wheel, and shifts. The back end sliding out as he drifts the first hairpin. 30 seconds passed, he needs to go faster!
.
Every turn has the other medics gripping their chairs, hanging on for dear life. He comes up on a yellow FD3S, and he’s given flashbacks, seeing his chance to pass this slow Mazda, he latches the tires in the inside of the gutter, whipping around the hairpin and passing the Mazda.
.
He’s going to make it, every hairpin was a work of art, every movement of his body was perfect, his surroundings disappear, and he’s now sitting in his Trueno, coming down Akina after delivering tofu at the lake. Sliding, drifting, shifting. It makes him feel happy. Every turn makes him feel faster, as the Ambulance, already going over 140 kmh, speeds up and the engine roars louder.
.
He’s almost there, he can see the hospital over the trees, just a few more turns! The next turn he pulls through, he spots it. A panda AE86, drifting through turns. He pulls up behind it, and challenges it, chasing down the ghostly 86. He needs to catch it. He needs to pass it. Revving the engine to its limits, he passes the 86, he can see the hospital, he’s almost there. Just one more kilometer and he’s there.
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With a final roar, the engine blows, Hood flies open and the wheels lock up. Dismissing the initial shock and startle, he puts the ambulance into neutral and guides it in backwards to the Hospital. Pulling right to the doors, the workers immediately pulling the man out and taking him off. Seconds to spare. The man survives, and Takumi is labeled a hero. His father must be proud of him, while drifting the Tofu shop 86 up in heaven.
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*(Thanks for reading, I appreciate it.)*
*(Update: Apologies for the random periods, CZcams's formatting screwed my story up when I tried to fix my addiction with the word "whip" and it's variations.)*
epic comment bro 👌💯👊
needs more likes cause I got really immersed
anthony olguin
Thanks. I wrote this not for the likes, but to let people see a whole different world than the one they live in.
"He comes up on a yellow FD--"
NANI!!!
@@Yoko_Grim Too bad. You get likes, whether you like it or not
ダメだw あるMAD動画でNAロードスターが祭り上げられてるシーンが脳内再生される(笑)
So this is what Paul Walker was drifting to.
Too soon...
ooooof
... Why? ... Why?
We were all thinking that, I just said it.
F
Let’s hope this doesn’t play when your drifting around....
Rage Your Dreams 2: Electric Boogaloo
*starts putting it into my playlist with 1000+ songs.*
We will see.
Just downloaded it lul
When you pushed too much your old 4AGE... 😢
🤣🤣🤣
No one:
Your S-13 when you see a guard rail:
God fucking damn it Danmaru
XD
Your Toyota Mark II when you see a столб
The original song got old for me. This never will
Which one a eurobeat or astronomia
"You can't just slap eurobeat into everything"
Turbo: **chuckles** Try me bro
Turbo: car music go brrrrr
I can see this being the reason this channel exists.
*sips beer* hold my coffin
*Get in the coffin*
Nobody like it's at 420
Nice nice
Takumi: *dies in a car crash*
Initial D cast:
Wait wat he ded
Sad car noises
He didn't die in a car crash, but his pro racing career sure did.
F
Nikolo Kavacio spoilers...
My dad when we’re late to school and I haven’t closed the car door yet:
"They call this the hospital flick!"
"...Why do they call it the hospital fl-"
Basically every person's career in touge racing after Takumi thrashes them
By far the best comment here🤣🤣
This is what plays before you crash in the supermarket while drifting on the shopping cart
UwU nice likes
czcams.com/video/J9JlRLSGxjk/video.html
Drifting to the toilet paper section
Why does everything sound so good with a eurobeat remix?
自分が死ぬとわかっていても走る男のテーマ
Instead of delivering tofu, we deliver dead bodies.
Even tastier.
*We just got a order from Logan Paul*
Hey bunta! One order of fried dead body please!
Graveyards in quarantine be like: *Die at home please social distancing*
Bootaro Shoejo r/cursedcomments
When you lose control of your car while trying to drift
Shingo be like
I play this at my grandfather’s funeral, now the coffin starts to drift while its on the way to the church
The eurobeat played when you found out that your car brake is broken and emergency brake doesn’t also work during drift race.
Takumi: **Turns lights back on**
Engine: 13,000 rpm
Takumi:
Deaf people: CHANGE GEAR!
When you over-rev your engine to 13k so you can pass a 10 year old.
Keep in mind the other guy can't hear it over his own engine
Then the vtec kicks in
_laughs in Honda Hornet_
When you go drifting and realise you did'nt install the brakes.
Oof
For some reason your comment reminded me of My Summer Car.
Decided to drift in a Ford?
Brakes? *You only need more speed*
@@akiyamach Speeeeeeed and powerrrrrrrr
Nice man i didn't expect this it was a mind blowing
The beat dropped so hard that the guy in the coffin came back to life and started singing Thriller
Still trying huh
Reasons to live:
1-Turbo
2-Anything else
Supercharger
Compressor
Cars, Drifting, Racing, *(Real)* Music (Eurobeat included of course), some Sport you like, Ladies, Anime, Videogames, Memes and trying to achieve your Dream and Goals in Life...
V-Tec powah!
@@MiguelMedV Ah, the ladies... I see you're a man of culture as well
LLEER
:)
A hearse comes round the bend sideways blasting this
When you drift into a corner but you realize your tires have terrible traction
Shingo Bump theme
😂😂😂😂
Holy crap thanks for the download links, the sound quality is so much better.
coming back to this this is pure nostalgia
"I paid for the whole coffin, I'm gonna dance with the whole coffin"
You again
Yo i literally see you everywhere
Where are your fellows mutache, half mutache and beard?
We meet again.
@@inosukeee5270 because you're everywhere so you see him everywhere
The moment when a memed meme become more popular than the original song.
You mean every song in every meme, ever?
when you realized that meme can be dead but not for the song
Astronomia has 61M views and this song has 154K views
@@Dharsi Yeah.
"Wow this car handles really well when you drift, what is it again?"
"Mustang"
*music begins*
I love your work
Ae86: **Does the gutter run**
MX-5: **Attempts as well**
MX-5:
I was going to make that joke.
Underrated comment
I know it’s a joke but the 86 never did a gutter run
Hence the fact he said I don’t feel my tires he fell into the gutter witch made him crash if Takumi fell in it would be the same fate so he went over it onto the grass next to the gutter so technically it was not a gutter run 🙂
@@williamzjordan1850 It was the exact opposite according to ryosuke
With the whole outbreak going on, this might as well be called "Coughin' dorifto"
UP
a double joke, it's rare to see those
and after that, it will be "Coffin' in the 20's "
@@jamesholland5251 "Coughin' in the 19s" cuz covid started in 2019, that's why it's called covid-19 xd
smart
Eurobeat remixes are always the best
Y'know, I was looking for a different type of remix....but I'm VERY GLAD I found this one.
Can we all just. Appreciate that this is actually good.
I found it randomly, without even knowing the original meme, and I listened to it like 5 times in a row, I enjoyed it so much.
Same here honestly
Yes.
amen
Well,
If you want an appreciation.
I actually stepped on my gas pedal everytime this remix comes up. How's that for appreciation? XD
Admit it, this is a crossover nobody asked for, but everybody's looking for.
this one goes out to all my fellow forza players. just know that even though you died, you went out with one. sick. drift.
Ikr
A masterpiece!!!!
When the roads are empty enough for the hearse to drift.
but suddenly there is a traffic jam and your dad tells you that the sidewalk is wide enough
@@polon9089 ZA DORIFTO
Binz hearse will it drift? Look it up on youtube
@@swagga7644 send link pls
Big Yoshi Sounds like an Autocar episode by Steve Sutscliffe.
When you put on Eurobeat on the radio but got this instead
God: *Your free trial of living has expired.*
Is that a challenge or something?
SvRona 762
*yes*
When you almost get smitten by a bolt of lightning, but you just drift around it.
Lol
@@aggroknight4259 Big funny
"funeral parlor" written in comic sans on the side of the car is a brilliant touch
I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW. THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH TURBO. A MILLION TIMES THANK YOU.
Funeral: *Starts in 3 minutes*
The hearse running late:
So is the driver takumi or is takumi dead but possessed the driver?
@@raptor1599 yes
Comin at jo boIIIIIOOOIIIIUUUIIIIIIIIIIIOIOIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIII
I liked this comment but I didnt wanna piss off satan :p
Gottee
I clicked because of the memes but this is actually great.
Was there any doubt?
See his other remixes then. You'll love them
Hahaha most of us started like that
@@VariaSweetGuardian X doubt
This sums up everyone new to turbo
This made me feel *INCREDIBILIS!*
これ聞きながら走ったら棺桶に直行ですね
Takumi: Races Shinji
The AE86's engine at the end of the race:
When you forget you're not on Initial D and try to drift on a cliffside road.
But it somehow Works?
U are a legend
エンジンブローしそうな勢いすこすこのすこ
Imagine you’re driving and these guys just start drifting at you.
Shingo: "THE END OF THIS BATTLE IS A DOUBLE CRASH!"
Takumi: dodges Shingo's attack
4 black guys in a hearse behind Shingo:
Zed FWD Dorifto
This comment inspired me to make this: czcams.com/video/VIaHuMyYEPk/video.html
@@yungasianmale it sucks you got hit with copyright immediately, I was gonna check it out
ConvoyBebop his video got double crashed
@@pika757 :(
your videos are really good
You have a talent bro
Last time I was this early the guy in the coffin was alive
XD
"Sir, my wife is about to give birth, if we don't reach a hospital soon she could...!!"
Taxi driver: Not on my watch bro **music starts**
Baby: _Ohhh shiiiii-_
And that's how baby driver was born
@@NeonPablo76 the birth of a legend
"Sir, my wife is about to give birth, if we reach a hospital soon she could...!!"
Taxi driver: On my watch bro *music starts*
Baby: Oh, ****!
Jose Soriano That’s gotta be the most badass taxi driver
She gave birth to the baby the moment he started drifting
Nice remix bro :)
When you're going down the blue ridge mountains doing 80 on a one-lane state highway:
I understood this because I used to live in the Valley.
Yeah, you're gonna die, but you can't beat the view, amirite?
@@dandarr5035 Especially when you run out of gas at the continental divide.
Shingo: Tries to hit Takumi with his EG6
Takumi: Avoids it
Shingo:
rage your dream..
When Takumi straight back
hold up the car says “funeral parlor” does it or does it not
I think funeral procession
yes, yes it does
@@antoniocialfi77 Maybe funeral patrol ?
Fujiwara cremation shop
Good catch, I almost missed that. xD
keep the hard work
YOOOOO THIS IS ACTUALLY FIRE
Like how the side of the Ae86 says funeral parlor in comic sans
Actually didn't notice that, thank you.
I didn’t either
It should’ve said Fujiwara Funeral Parlor tho lmfao
i accidentally tought of guilty crown for a sec there
Initial D Astronomia Stage:
Bunta owns a Funeral Home with a modified hearse, which is driven by Takumi, as he picks up dead bodies and brings them back. The hearse is black and white and has a black decal reading "Fujiwara Funeral Undertaker". This song plays as a soundtrack.
Aperture Laboratories sometimes Takumi brings extra bodies on the way back
@@earthisadinosaur2338 ranges from animals to small children exclusively
You are a racer and you realized that your coffin is driveable
i love this song
When I die, I don't want just a boring funeral. Let the hearse go down a mountain road and drift every corner with my dead body inside while also blasting this music to give me one last awesome ride
My 86 turned into a hearse!
@@marktsempo3919 A true racer's burial
If I don't feel the car sliding or hear the squealing of the tyres I'm getting outta the pine box
hope that happens soon
oh- sorry
When your are driving a black R32 and you see a guard rail on a touge road
Or a red EG6, spinning out with one hand taped to the wheel.
𝙉𝙖𝙣𝙞?
Or you're a FC facing a R32
or an AE86 against some wannabe 15 year-old
@@gildedphoenix yes
Omg it’s so good~
Man, I'd die happy if I was this good at drifting!
Mista when he gets 4 Green shells at the same time :
Now that's just plain murder
*ANGRY MISTA NOICES*
*Whom'st has summoned the almighty one?*
yes... it was me my friend
do you know that every of my *Muda* has 4 letters
That coffin might be driftin' all day long
Yare Yare daze
O mah gawdddd, pure gold.
Turbo is a God, literally. How.
Rin: *tries to kill Ryosuke*
Rin’s brakes:
underrated comment
Kaori's father: u must marry the son of the man I owe so much to!
Kaori:
@@user-vg8cx4jr6z oof