Crazy Things That Inmates Do

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  • @selbornemaimela3878
    @selbornemaimela3878 Před 4 měsíci +84

    "You can't build a legacy out of other people's tears". Yhoo grootman!!!😢

  • @nhlanhlatshabalala3967
    @nhlanhlatshabalala3967 Před 5 měsíci +69

    Very intelligent man you can see and hear him you don't need to ask thank you for sharing this with us ✌️✌️✌️💯💯💯

  • @SinsaKachale
    @SinsaKachale Před 4 měsíci +43

    His English is above Africa...very confident n humble Man ❤

  • @cradle8948
    @cradle8948 Před 5 měsíci +134

    This is a very well Spoken dude
    His handle of the English language is highly unexpected👀

    • @Maspo114
      @Maspo114 Před 5 měsíci +1

      😅😅

    • @thatomasoeu383
      @thatomasoeu383 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Wow!
      My brother you are destined for better, higher places.. All the best, God bless 😊

    • @MrKagiMoni
      @MrKagiMoni Před měsícem

      There are A LOT of South African prisoners that speak English VERY well mind you

    • @KatGunner-youtube
      @KatGunner-youtube Před 27 dny +1

      Duuuude this guy is well spoken...like proper proper diction... he has right words on the right time always

  • @user-pg2ux3xg8x
    @user-pg2ux3xg8x Před 4 měsíci +37

    "Tears are a very magnificent way to release pain." I felt that! 😭🤞

    • @LundonSwervewoods
      @LundonSwervewoods Před 4 měsíci +1

      eyes are like your emotional exhaust, through them you can release

  • @khathutshelomatlou9712
    @khathutshelomatlou9712 Před 5 měsíci +79

    Today i learned a new word. "Crestfallen"... Ba tlo nkitsi pila.

  • @gijimatrading
    @gijimatrading Před 4 měsíci +40

    Hai trying to stitch the episodes is a mission, it's a mess...at least please label them Part 1/ Episode 1 if it's impossible upload a single episode

    • @tbngofficial5278
      @tbngofficial5278 Před 2 měsíci +3

      You spoke my mind, now we nolonger understand this guy’s story 😏

    • @sontovero3404
      @sontovero3404 Před 19 dny +1

      Yeah ...iam watching vice versa

    • @mzamomfobo7339
      @mzamomfobo7339 Před dnem

      Am also struggling with that💁🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @juniorlanga4505
    @juniorlanga4505 Před 3 měsíci +15

    “You can’t build an empire on people’s tears” felt that.

  • @pheladinare2876
    @pheladinare2876 Před 4 měsíci +27

    Very well spoken and disciplined this are the kind of people that needs to be given opportunities to make our country better.

    • @ex2con
      @ex2con Před 4 měsíci

      You can say that again and again

  • @LivhuwaniTsiligi-tc4hi
    @LivhuwaniTsiligi-tc4hi Před 4 měsíci +30

    'To tame beasts, in a literal sense' nah bro is a valid speaker

  • @zazimazi9265
    @zazimazi9265 Před 4 měsíci +25

    He looks like mampimpi springbok winger

  • @TheBlaccJew
    @TheBlaccJew Před 5 měsíci +42

    This man's English is on par!!

  • @FeliciaGumede-wc8wg
    @FeliciaGumede-wc8wg Před 4 měsíci +18

    Wow l'm amazed really by this young man, so well spoken n literate, may you stay on the right side of the law my child. Your story will save other young men who think crime is the way to make a living. Keep up the good work n may God bless you. 😊😊

  • @kayibizalounge
    @kayibizalounge Před 5 měsíci +22

    Dude tells you in such a way that you can actually step by step visualise the entire movie. This guy should be part of the EAP (economically active population) .. he can add a lot of value in society given the right opportunities. All the best to you bro❤

  • @jethromokwena2948
    @jethromokwena2948 Před 4 měsíci +9

    Respect this brother well side bafo let's support our brother for speaking the truth thanks bafo for speaking truth to power criminality is not the way out

  • @sabelohleza-ly1qk
    @sabelohleza-ly1qk Před 5 měsíci +30

    "crestfallen" "ramifications" "law cause and effects" isingisi madoda😂😂 Sbonge bhuti

  • @nixx6844
    @nixx6844 Před 5 měsíci +31

    Thank you Agenda for the suprise🥳

  • @kaydeemuza6655
    @kaydeemuza6655 Před 5 měsíci +53

    ENGLISH THEN ROUNDING OFF TO THE MOTHER LANGUAGE 😂

    • @sabbiestrp3385
      @sabbiestrp3385 Před 5 měsíci +2

      "Renunciation"..bruh just gotba new terminology bruh😂❤

    • @FeliciaGumede-wc8wg
      @FeliciaGumede-wc8wg Před 4 měsíci

      But you can see he's educated. 😊

    • @remotespotjobs
      @remotespotjobs Před 4 měsíci

      Jack of all Trades..Thank you for making this public .very informative .

  • @Mckennic
    @Mckennic Před 4 měsíci +20

    This man commands you to listen. Interestingly so

  • @Jackson11326
    @Jackson11326 Před 5 měsíci +13

    He is really good in grasping languages, based on his ability to go back and forth between two languages with ease.

  • @loydphilani4693
    @loydphilani4693 Před 4 měsíci +18

    All of a sudden sengi Bhari 😂

  • @shawnjacob497
    @shawnjacob497 Před 4 měsíci +7

    "All of a sudden seng'ibhari, eehh ngathi bengithi ngi iclever" 😂 😂 😂

  • @theromakola9545
    @theromakola9545 Před 4 měsíci +9

    This man is something... I feel like we can use him somewhere positively...

  • @sanelemadlala3262
    @sanelemadlala3262 Před 5 měsíci +15

    English ka Trinity is on another level "My dominance has been disarmed"

  • @kgaugelohlengetwa
    @kgaugelohlengetwa Před 5 měsíci +19

    The wedding part 😂😂😂is actually crazy😂😂 42:23

    • @kayashambira3607
      @kayashambira3607 Před 5 měsíci

      What happened to his fingers?

    • @joykunene1108
      @joykunene1108 Před 3 měsíci +1

      And his laughter when speaking about the wedding 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @kgaugelohlengetwa
      @kgaugelohlengetwa Před 2 měsíci

      @@kayashambira3607 he was in an accident during crime i think he mentioned it on part 3

  • @fortunetshabalala3388
    @fortunetshabalala3388 Před 4 měsíci +8

    This guy is very well spoken. He seems intelligent!

  • @stanleyshibe6138
    @stanleyshibe6138 Před 3 měsíci +5

    This guy is brilliant.

  • @big-mike2955
    @big-mike2955 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Dankie Grootman & all the best on your future endeavours.

  • @bennettnemamilwe7369
    @bennettnemamilwe7369 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Well spoken and very fluent this oke
    Good storyteller too, he knew what he came here for

  • @DJMVGX
    @DJMVGX Před 4 měsíci +7

    ''holds water to drown you."

  • @saint178
    @saint178 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This guy is so well spoken🙌🏾

  • @user-zy1hs1ck4o
    @user-zy1hs1ck4o Před 9 dny

    “Merits that hold water to drown you in a literal sense “✍🏽🙌🏽

  • @mzwakhezungu4218
    @mzwakhezungu4218 Před 5 měsíci +25

    He's English is super.... better than mine 😂

  • @DJMVGX
    @DJMVGX Před 4 měsíci +10

    cant build a legacy with other peoples tears

  • @Maspo114
    @Maspo114 Před 5 měsíci +8

    😅😅 His English yey, I had to put my dictionary next to me.

  • @matshidisophosa8186
    @matshidisophosa8186 Před 4 měsíci +2

    You sounds like an intelligent man and your honesty makes me watch this to the end and you are telling the facts ❤.

  • @By_ThandoSimelane
    @By_ThandoSimelane Před 4 měsíci +9

    I'll tell you one thing people from Alex are well spoken at most

  • @banelegabela8834
    @banelegabela8834 Před 5 měsíci +8

    This guy is well spoken 😮🤭

  • @joyfulncube1497
    @joyfulncube1497 Před 4 měsíci +15

    Isilungu esingaka bantu.
    I am afraid these episodes might make some youngsters fall in love with crime.
    This guy just made it sound cool

  • @TEE_MALATJI
    @TEE_MALATJI Před 4 měsíci +8

    I THINK AM CRUSHING ON HIM REALLY HARD. I SEE HIM TEACHING HIS KIDS AND HELPING THEM WITH HOME WORKS

    • @leratomthethwa6045
      @leratomthethwa6045 Před 4 měsíci

      Yes wena gal😂

    • @TEE_MALATJI
      @TEE_MALATJI Před 4 měsíci

      LOL 🤣@@leratomthethwa6045

    • @cebilendwandwe6857
      @cebilendwandwe6857 Před 4 měsíci

      When you say "his" kids . U mean yours and his 😂

    • @TEE_MALATJI
      @TEE_MALATJI Před 4 měsíci

      lol aowa guys i said i have a crush ...the rest is his @@cebilendwandwe6857

    • @ek6420
      @ek6420 Před 4 měsíci

      😢😢😢

  • @mandlagumede4947
    @mandlagumede4947 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Thanks for the surprise agenda 😉 we will subscribe as soon as we can afford 💪

  • @mbusotwala5765
    @mbusotwala5765 Před 5 měsíci +11

    I haven't heard and used the word - Crestfallen in a while, and the brother had to use it 😊

    • @neomahlangu4073
      @neomahlangu4073 Před 5 měsíci +1

      He has a good vocabulary

    • @mbusotwala5765
      @mbusotwala5765 Před 5 měsíci

      @@neomahlangu4073 you got to love it.

    • @Maspo114
      @Maspo114 Před 5 měsíci +2

      😅😅 First time even hearing that word for me

    • @mbusotwala5765
      @mbusotwala5765 Před 5 měsíci

      @@Maspo114 Do not fret there's first time for everything...

  • @katlegomakwela1985
    @katlegomakwela1985 Před 4 měsíci +2

    eh all of sudden ngi bhari eh lol that line killed me

  • @proudlysa774
    @proudlysa774 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I can watch this guy all day

  • @nhlanhlashebezanane2679
    @nhlanhlashebezanane2679 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Dankie ndlondlo for sharing your story

  • @EnglishwithMsTLLLechuti1
    @EnglishwithMsTLLLechuti1 Před 3 měsíci +1

    It’s the wedding part of me 😅😅😂😂😂😂

  • @user-nu3ym5qf2j
    @user-nu3ym5qf2j Před 4 měsíci +2

    Damn this guy is so well spoken than many people in corporate

  • @mokatlakutumela3880
    @mokatlakutumela3880 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Tears are the best stress reliver

  • @thandokhuse6649
    @thandokhuse6649 Před 5 měsíci +8

    I enjoyed this interview. His english is good.

  • @user-hu2bj3uq4f
    @user-hu2bj3uq4f Před 4 měsíci +1

    A good narrative indeed

  • @neomahlangu4073
    @neomahlangu4073 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Good vocab and story telling

  • @ikagengkekae67
    @ikagengkekae67 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Sekgowa😅, yoh this man is eloquent bathong. Listening to him is such a breeze.

  • @mathelesenyeho7811
    @mathelesenyeho7811 Před 4 měsíci +2

    The man’s language skills are sleek

  • @spencerbobo6610
    @spencerbobo6610 Před 5 měsíci +11

    He looks like mgedeza or suffo rythem city and diep city

  • @jamesmoganedi-st2kg
    @jamesmoganedi-st2kg Před 4 měsíci +2

    Your bombastic words... Boossssoo... 👌

  • @tloumashamaite9847
    @tloumashamaite9847 Před 4 měsíci +2

    This is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @YoutubeUser..
    @YoutubeUser.. Před 5 měsíci +6

    Intelligent man. Its actually such a shame these guys weren't given correct opportunities in SA, they would have been successful business people, football coaches, teachers, leaders.
    Apartheid really damaged our country.
    Regards White South African

    • @qaqambamdliva3750
      @qaqambamdliva3750 Před 4 měsíci +2

      You really cannot be blaming apartheid while kuphethe iANC🙄. You should be blaming the ANC for all the wrong things happening in this country, for example, lack of jobs, crime, the list goes on. Andithi ngabo abaphetheyo since 1994 and yet they have nothing to show except making themselves more richer🚮

  • @boitumelomoeti8636
    @boitumelomoeti8636 Před 2 měsíci

    You speak such good english eloquently.
    And you are a wonderful story teller.

  • @blxckoutbxyww
    @blxckoutbxyww Před 5 měsíci +4

    batengelana ama'keke e'jele🤣🤣🤣

  • @keamogetswemmitsi4852
    @keamogetswemmitsi4852 Před 4 měsíci +2

    These guys really know how to tell stories

  • @malebtop9720
    @malebtop9720 Před 5 měsíci +3

    The standard of isilungu ijooo...
    Kahle kahle uyasazi

  • @methembedlamini366
    @methembedlamini366 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Watching with a dictionary

  • @koketsomokoena5982
    @koketsomokoena5982 Před 4 měsíci +4

    The part yomshado 😂😂😂😂

  • @silenttrader4085
    @silenttrader4085 Před 3 měsíci +2

    100% Gangsterism is the dumbest thing one can get themselves involved in. It never made sense, even knowing some of the guys in it. Just complete waste of time and life

  • @sihlemasondo2898
    @sihlemasondo2898 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Dankie grootman

  • @enosmathews4148
    @enosmathews4148 Před 4 měsíci +4

    When you articulate your self so well like this guy it is often mistaken for bieng shrewd or knowledgeable but its usually not the case guys😂 but the fact is,he's quite a great storyteller 😅

  • @tebogomothibeli5048
    @tebogomothibeli5048 Před 5 měsíci +14

    What happened to the Italian fellow 🤷🏿never called you back

  • @user-eo6kt5oc6e
    @user-eo6kt5oc6e Před 5 měsíci +11

    How was the identity parade unfair when he’s the one that committed the crime and his victim pointed him out!? 😂😂😂

    • @lukholomacala9145
      @lukholomacala9145 Před 5 měsíci

      😂😂😂exactly my thought .

    • @ex2con
      @ex2con Před 4 měsíci

      Listing is always pivotal

    • @MrBredWinna
      @MrBredWinna Před 4 měsíci +5

      He's not denying the crime. He's saying it was set up to ensure he was easily identifiable. When it's done properly, the perpetrator is treated as a suspect and not an obviously guilty party. The very reason for it is to test the victim's testimony without influencing it.

    • @lebogangsemele3753
      @lebogangsemele3753 Před 4 měsíci

      I mean 😂😂😂😂 and the sincerity in his face....

    • @Letstalkwithjohnt
      @Letstalkwithjohnt Před 4 měsíci

      That's true 😂

  • @nkululekosabatha4856
    @nkululekosabatha4856 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The best story teller

  • @user-yv1bs9kc1m
    @user-yv1bs9kc1m Před 2 měsíci

    I love this guy. He is intelligent and experienced. He's been through thick and thin. I so wish I could meet him

  • @sydneysimphiwe1705
    @sydneysimphiwe1705 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This guy is very good 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Tee-kay991
    @Tee-kay991 Před 5 měsíci +3

    The Agenda network is back baby

  • @neomahlangu4073
    @neomahlangu4073 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Bro said “Ramifications” 😮,

  • @songezomanzini8656
    @songezomanzini8656 Před 5 měsíci +1

    😂😂"Ntwana"

  • @perfectlyimperfectme00
    @perfectlyimperfectme00 Před 4 měsíci +2

    God bless him. He is very intelligent ❤

  • @user-oo6pq2yc4r
    @user-oo6pq2yc4r Před měsícem

    Yooh I get you Bafo ✌🏽🤣😂😹 sengiybhare from clever to bhare

  • @ahviwe
    @ahviwe Před 4 měsíci +1

    His English 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @nosipomatanzima2174
    @nosipomatanzima2174 Před 2 měsíci

    This guy can make a good motivational speaker.

  • @ZoZo_dlamini
    @ZoZo_dlamini Před 5 měsíci +5

    This guy articulation is very good

  • @zanelehilda1761
    @zanelehilda1761 Před 4 měsíci +2

    He’s very good 🎉

  • @MultiMmmmm
    @MultiMmmmm Před 4 měsíci +1

    Intelligent gent ❤❤❤

  • @kudzaimutasa607
    @kudzaimutasa607 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The best story teller ever to come.on this channel is that dude who talked Abt his guys who were using muthi for robbery and he got caught coz he wasn't into muthi. He can talk for a day whilst u listen 😂

  • @lungazoedlamini9794
    @lungazoedlamini9794 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Already crushing on this guy
    😮❤

  • @zanelezulu7485
    @zanelezulu7485 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Wow eloquent.....The English is on point.

  • @IvySibanyoni-jr2sg
    @IvySibanyoni-jr2sg Před 4 měsíci +2

    Tears relieve stress your the star 🌟

  • @LundonSwervewoods
    @LundonSwervewoods Před 4 měsíci

    the eyes are like your emotional exhaust

  • @RunningToolz
    @RunningToolz Před 9 dny

    Had to Google "bedlam" English on another level

  • @philemondibobo6512
    @philemondibobo6512 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I am learning to use your English at work.

    • @ex2con
      @ex2con Před 4 měsíci +2

      Use two new words a week it'll help improve your vocabulary

    • @ntsotuoamapei7948
      @ntsotuoamapei7948 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@ex2con😊

  • @zethugamedze9374
    @zethugamedze9374 Před 19 dny

    GOOD STORY TELLER, INTELLIGENT GUY

  • @malebomammile9283
    @malebomammile9283 Před 5 měsíci +2

    "Unfair" identity parade! Helang!

  • @phakamanimtshali7220
    @phakamanimtshali7220 Před 5 měsíci +1

    And I only see now that he doesn't have 4 fingers on his right hand.

  • @tshepometsi6607
    @tshepometsi6607 Před 4 měsíci +2

    This guy is an educated person, either a varsity graduate or a former law enforcement officer. There's no how he could utter all that legal jargon and the English generally with ease comprehension if he isn't from such a background. Unless he's a repeat offender who has been through numerous trials in court and got used to the jargon.

    • @ek6420
      @ek6420 Před 4 měsíci

      Criminals have learnt the art of studying their opposition, they gather and share knowledge on laws, police tactics and judgement procedures. The general public is ignorant about laws that can potentially get them behind bars just because of lack of basic understanding of words used in law books. The criminals know this and cleverly manipulate the system that's why you see a lot go scot free because of flaws in police operational procedures

  • @thapelomakgere5145
    @thapelomakgere5145 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I am getting married 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @mbakisonyamambi9522
    @mbakisonyamambi9522 Před 4 měsíci +2

    This guy is smart and very eloquent, my brother you dont belong thr

  • @tsepoza
    @tsepoza Před 2 měsíci

    This man is well read

  • @siphoscarfacesakazi2411
    @siphoscarfacesakazi2411 Před 4 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂aybo kuyashadwa ejele

  • @Dr_V5_ZiK5_li5.
    @Dr_V5_ZiK5_li5. Před 4 měsíci +1

    Mmhhh lendoda le i'English yaKh is on par Khula ndoda 🎉🎉🎉

  • @janskhosana5649
    @janskhosana5649 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Mmmmh remificatiion of criminal activities ja this man.

  • @Funeral1000
    @Funeral1000 Před 4 měsíci +1

    A cake and Pizza eh where was this man ?😶

  • @thambomathambo7146
    @thambomathambo7146 Před 4 měsíci +4

    We may be physically free from colonial oppression, however mentally we are very much oppressed. In Africa we often correlate proficiency in English with intelligence and education,this is a false positive correlation. And conversely if one isn't proficient in English or French or any other colonial language that person is perceived to be intellectually inferior. It seems obvious, however when you visit places like Canada, USA or England you soon realise that in those countries ones grasp of English is not a reflection of their IQ.

    • @ex2con
      @ex2con Před 4 měsíci +1

      If you listen to the context of what I say in video you'll see that your opinion matters somewhere else not on my video. It's not as though I speak only in English anyway

    • @thambomathambo7146
      @thambomathambo7146 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@ex2con Thank you very much for taking your time to respond to my comment. There's no doubt that you are an articulate and intelligent orator. The comment was not to denigrate your work it was merely to underscore how proficiency in English is inappropriately correlated with intelligence in Africa. Why isn't proficiency in Zulu or Xhosa associated with intelligence for instance? If you had articulately narrated your story in Zulu would we have appreciated you in the same manner? I doubt it. And the comment was not in response to your content it was in response to the comments section.

    • @ex2con
      @ex2con Před 4 měsíci

      Thank you for the elaboration, I now understand what you meant earlier.

    • @mix_ma_salah_gaming
      @mix_ma_salah_gaming Před 4 měsíci

      😂 your comprehension of the man's articulation is skewed towards "self-hate", a serious side effect of the oppression you speak of. Next time you have nothing good to say my brother, say nothing. Your comments are neither here nor there. Until we have textbooks in our languages your comments are unfounded. Yes English is the language of our greatest oppressor but as you would know, it, like anything foreign has a learning curve which I believe the brother has mastered, give him that and keep it moving. Danko. Danko X. Much love mf2❤, love your videos.

    • @thambomathambo575
      @thambomathambo575 Před 4 měsíci

      @@mix_ma_salah_gaming You have underscored the point I was making. The fact that you can read and write English at a high level of proficiency does not imply that you can assimilate, synthesize, analyze, and evaluate information critically. Evidently, your level of comprehension is very poor. You have completely misconstrued and extrapolated my argument out of context. All I am saying is that one can just be as articulate and intelligent in their native tongue. We should have, doctors, lawyers, accountants, and engineers that are taught from primary to tertiary level in their first native languages. If the Afrikaners, Germans, French, Polish, Chinese, Russians, etc… can do it. Why aren’t we not doing it? English people are not learning in Zulu in England I doubt they even learn it as a foreign language.