WHO'S READY FOR ARSTOTZKA [sovietpunk mashup]

I can't be the only one with this idea, but I'm the first to do it LMAO XD
Credits:
"The Arstotzkan anthem" by Lucas Pope
"Who's ready for tomorrow" by RAT BOY
alt-version:
• alternative version
instrumental-version:
• instrumental remix

[@fionn_mac_ribs]

“Papers, Choom.”

[@WhyisAlpharius69]

"No passport, Choom? Rot in the waiting line before you get kicked out."

[@nickvlahos4547]

lel

[@CharnHorpee]

This got me good

[@AMightyViciousOlogsFriend]

"Papers? Night City so great, no need papers, right?"

[@themanthebat]

Should've been pinned

[@CABRALFAN27]

If Cyberpunk was set in a Communist dystopia instead of a Capitalist one.

[@zloboslav_]

lmao XD

[@roadent217]

From what I remember, Mike Pondsmith had somehow managed to turn the USSR into a Capitalist dystopia as well.

[@CABRALFAN27]

@@roadent217 Yep. From what I remember, the leader after Gorbachev, instead of dissolving the Soviet Union, instead just dropped any pretense of being actually Socialist or Communist, but of course, kept the dictatorship part. So, basically China, but they said the quiet part out loud.

[@mynamesnotshanekid813]

​@CABRALFAN27 I mean, there were still plenty of democratically elected people they had to shell out of their parliament.

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

Cyberpunk 1984

[@enraikow6109]

**looks at hair**
"your height does not match your documents"
[DENIED]

[@zloboslav_]

lol XD

[@zeronixite4248]

*citation: blah blah blah something about height idk*

[@dk1480]

Damn he's 185

[@alexioushastralla5194]

@@dk1480tru

[@nathlovechilling8611]

LMFAO

[@user-ck4yi1hs4x]

I don't know, maybe a happy story for my family?
Here in Arstotzka? Wrong people, wrong city

[@whannabi]

It's a mouthful. Actors would be annoyed just by pronouncing the name

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

East Grestin​@iytdominotik

[@ivnislykun]

​@@whannabiWeakling mentality 🧠

[@localbrachiosaurus]

say East Grestin instead

[@AltRockEdit59]

​@@whannabi how? Its pretty easy to pronounce

[@leanpostxd3782]

WE GETTING OUT OF NIGHT CITY TO ARSTOTZKA WITH THIS ONE!!🗣️🗣️

[@sabotabby3372]

the soviet union is still around in cyberpunk universe lol
they won the 2nd corporate war

[@roadent217]

In 20XX they voted my city the worst place to live in Arstotzka. Main issues? Sky high rate of violence, and more people living below the poverty line than anywhere else. Can’t deny it - it’s all true... but everybody still wants to live here.
-В, Грестин наемник и чум

[@jackstar7204]

Not if you don't have the right papers, you won't. I have a decent aim with the tranq and I need that extra cash. Little Timmy is sick again.

[@PesukaReloaded]

Lol, Imagine fighting tooth and nail just to get out of Night City, just to end up in Arstotzka. ☠️☠️☠️

[@haz_7055]

This is my favorite comment

[@koin799]

"arasaka diplomats have to carry designated documents"
"you'll regret this choom"

[@mustash1388]

YOU DARE MISPRONOUCE THE GREATEST COUNTRY!

[@Stefano_Gaming]

I was definitely not expecting to see Hol Horse here🤣

[@RadicalEdward2]

Remember: in the Cyberpunk universe, the Soviet Union never fell.

[@user-ou9qd9no5n]

Well, this really distopy

[@quan-uo5ws]

Its also apparently a better place to live than in america lol

[@shadowkiller4000]

@@quan-uo5ws I could imagine, since the main reason why cyberpunk is a dystopia is because its corporate greed gone way to far. And since corporations and businesses and capitalism go hand in hand.

[@user-ou9qd9no5n]

@@quan-uo5ws So you'd probably be better off moving there

[@whw148]

Did you know that Cyberpunk's setting was made before the dissolution of the Soviet Union?

[@msci69]

Listened to it while traveling in a shitty bus smelling of ethanol and piss to my work in a barely heated commie block in a middle of Eastern European winter, never felt so depressed. 10/10 truly a banger.

[@zloboslav_]

lmao i know that feeling too well bro

[@kioxan_9555]

​@@zloboslav_10í0😊😊

[@processedgrain8685]

Ah... The Eastern European Lifestyle.

[@slippyfruit8538]

Jesus, Romania or Russia?

[@zloboslav_]

@@slippyfruit8538 Bulgaria, but it's all the same in most countries around here :)

[@saltsaltius9831]

I’m telling you comrade, I am built differently
-David martinov

[@zloboslav_]

lol XD

[@M138.]

thats so cursed XD

[@DashingBanana]

Arasaka so great, passport not required. Right?

[@the_buff_femboy]

Brother?

[@Moai_God]

Lol

[@olegezic4209]

classic

[@remobothic]

[DETAIN]

[@unmarkit1027]

Potato old guy lol

[@masterlasheron]

Ah, yes, extremely specific mash up, my favorite
Glory to Night City

[@zloboslav_]

Thank you! :)

[@LoquendoTusk]

hola frot xd

[@kromodp4803]

Que pasa fred, que sorpresa.

[@guillermoalejandroramirezm4419]

The man himself, Adam Sandler

[@mikhaelgribkov4117]

@@guillermoalejandroramirezm4419 Ok, Adam Sandler as real ruler of Night City goes hard.

[@donertark7979]

this is an insane combo and I love it

[@zloboslav_]

Thank you!

[@Indomitable.308]

Yeah
Cyberpunk and Papers please are dystopian world

[@TehShinegami]

When you have to show your papers but it's Adam Smasher in person checking them.

[@zloboslav_]

lmaoo XD

[@quan-uo5ws]

Anton Smasherovich

[@Matti2ooo8]

Anime Adam Smasher or game Adam Smasher? I'm wondering how worried I should be

[@Gort54424]

TTRPG Smasher@@Matti2ooo8

[@AHHHHHHHH21]

​@@Gort54424oh lord

[@ziul9163]

can't believe the algorithm hasn't picked this up yet

[@zloboslav_]

me neither lmao XD you can help if you'd like to share it to people ;)

[@icycactus88]

@@zloboslav_ hey guess what

[@n0b0d1bg5]

It appears it did xd

[@sherazkiani3816]

You'll never guess what just happened

[@domidoodoo]

Thank god it did for me

[@SlavicBoi]

this is like, an actual masterpiece there is no spot in the song that sounds out of place

[@zloboslav_]

thanks man :)

[@SlavicBoi]

@@zloboslav_ I was wondering if you would be willing to make a version without the other parts of Arstotzkan anthem?
By that I mean just the 2 notes that play throughout the whole song minus all the extra flare that the anthem has.
I really like the parts of the song with just the 2 notes the beginning in particular.
if not , thank you for making this version since it is still amazing.

[@zloboslav_]

​@@SlavicBoi I'll check if I keep the project files and if it's not too much effort, but I give no promises ;)

[@SlavicBoi]

@@zloboslav_ lmao here's to hoping it's simple, and that you have it

[@zloboslav_]

@@SlavicBoi whoop whoop check it out - czcams.com/video/sa5kijfA3cc/video.html

[@maxthepaladin2147]

Ah yes, David Martinovitch from the anime Cybergopnik: Krawędziobiegacze

[@rage_2000]

“Who’s ready for tomorrow” now feels incomplete to me because of this
This mashup is amazing

[@zloboslav_]

Thank you! :)

[@DivinityIncarnate000]

Sameeee

[@humanperson9443]

Oh hey, I know you. I saw you on Doug Doug’s channel

[@beket__]

I wanna hear more of the Arstotzka bass mixed into more songs, it goes so hard

[@zloboslav_]

That's a great idea. I can't think of another song that would fit so well now, but I'll keep it in mind. Thanks! :)

[@NathanPa-xo3zj]

​@@zloboslav_ 😂 I Really Want To Detain Your Passport, parodies of I Really Want To Stay At Your House

[@seventheroot-r]

I can Imagine this is what an Scavenger listens to while walking the streets of Night City.

[@2hunnid689]

theyre russian right?

[@seventheroot-r]

@@2hunnid689 If I remember correctly, they’re from Eastern Europe and Maybe Russia.

[@PuxelG]

Added to the playlist instantly, this is way too good.

[@zloboslav_]

thanks! :)

[@mimaimoo]

“Night City is such great place no one need passport to enter!”
ngl i can imagine Jorji fitting into Cyberpunk’s world perfectly and being known as “that wholesome guy”

[@coolsceegaming6178]

That one scav that likes to just hang out in Night City

[@xninewxw7559]

when they traumacels say something so dismemberphobic that you gotta hit him with the level 100 organitskaya stare

[@illuminati955]

what 😭

[@kb_49a]

fr 😭​@@illuminati955

[@taleundere2610]

Bros lost in the Night city talkin like them chooms😭

[@sarahluise3153]

@@illuminati955 Organitskaya is the Soviet Mob of Cyberpunk

[@kekistanimememan170]

0:18 OUR bank account.

[@zloboslav_]

lmaoo XD

[@chester9585]

We are collectively bankrupt 😢

[@wolfhunterelamodelaoscurid2191]

I was a teenage soviet with no worries in My mind but now im getting older My babushka is getting colder all thats fines🎤

[@zloboslav_]

lmaooooo omg XD

[@bonk5664]

There's borscht all the time

[@harmfuloddysey]

WE GETTIN THROUGH THE BORDER WITH THIS ONE!!! 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

🔫💂‍♂️🧱 🏍

[@pedrosampaio7349]

Banger thumbnail

[@zloboslav_]

Thanks! :) I only re-colored the original art, but I matched the color values like the game. :)

[@bananaspice1967]

Ahhh, beautiful city of Nightztotska! I no need passport for beautiful city yes?

[@Bigb-rj5om]

Passport is required

[@Asmokedetector]

Finding a song to mashup with this one to make it sound good is max level difficulty.

[@boxingcock2341]

Just finished watching Edgerunners after getting into Paper,Please and youtube drops this banger on me, could swear i'm being watched

[@Agomacule]

You are buddy

[@hazeltree7738]

Arasaka would like to know your location :)

[@pepsi_tv]

Путешествовать под такое по зимнему Питеру просто прекрасно.

[@dbonechis]

can u translate that to american
edit: the lack of people who understood this was a joke is disturbing

[@moonkinu]

@@dbonechis American? I've never heard of this language

[@hock3n]

@@dbonechis Travelling in winter St. Petersburg while listening to this is a bliss

[@pepsi_tv]

​@@dbonechisputeshestvovat' pod takoye po zimnemu Saint-Petersburg prosto prekrasno

[@user-dg5kx1et1e]

Питер дерьмо ебаное

[@mosterfire1737]

WE GETTING ACCEPTED INTO ARISTOZKA WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@youngblood6281]

GLORY TO ARASAKA

[@AHHHHHHHH21]

Strange amount of similarity. Maybe there's something they aren't telling us..

[@sadscotsman]

certified hood classic

[@18supasinwongjuntip63]

these edibles ain't shit
20 minutes later:

[@zloboslav_]

lmao XD

[@tireddanishguy]

God I love you for thinking of this idea inside your monkey brain
This SLAPS

[@zloboslav_]

Thank you! :)

[@Leywaaaa]

"You took my Sandevistan"
"Its our Sandevistan"

[@ShamelessDuck]

When mashup sounds like a remix, you know you struck gold

[@zloboslav_]

thank you! :)

[@caetano1998]

the ending part at 1:40 got really hype

[@Andreas_Schwartz]

why so underrated??? So cool!

[@zloboslav_]

Thank you! It's because I'm a small channel, not enough people to share from. :)

[@josefstalin8069]

This is actually really good, nice work

[@zloboslav_]

Thank you!

[@artemchannel5316]

Превосходно. Даже неожиданно, что оно так идеально сочитается

[@OnlyGrafting]

What's worrying is how hard this slaps and how feasible a cyberpunk future feels every passing day

[@wcmba4]

Это прекрасно, не могу перестать слушать. Всё звучит максимально гармонично и ни в одном моменте не присутствует ощущения пустоты. А ведь мы могли и не увидеть этот шедевральный мэшап...

[@webkarma9654]

This goes hard AF, perfect song Combo

[@zloboslav_]

Thank you! :)

[@user-xn3gv4ys9d]

one hell of a fucking crossover

[@user-ld5pc8rd9g]

Man that's incredible mashup

[@zloboslav_]

Thanks! :)

[@rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462]

I think you've just found the theme of the SoCal - NC border patrol.

[@alekoperr]

HOW does this fit so well together

[@zloboslav_]

Magic! Lol :)

[@frog_samurai4297]

WE ARE GETTING OUT OF ARSTOTZKA TO NIGHT CITY TO BE EVEN MORE DERANGED AND DEPRESSED WITH THIS ONE

[@gamemaster1608]

Remember: in the Cyberpunk universe the Soviet Union still exists and it's a better place to live a peaceful life, since has free healthcare and actual security for the citizen, like stated by a female ripper-doc, who only moved to Night City because people by more cyberware in the America

[@MigWith]

yeah I've been listening this for more than a week now, very good, amazing combination

[@zloboslav_]

thanks! :)

[@MILK-im8nr]

We’re getting out of Night City and getting into Arstotzka with this one!!!🔥🔥🔥

[@Cascade7155]

POV: you are tied up in the back of a white van about to be brought to a scav hideout (they promised pizza)

[@anonymanonymus4706]

As a person raised by a family from the soviet union, this sounds like my parent's childhood songs honestly.

[@yaboi_nas5568]

“In night city, what makes someone criminal? Having wrong papers.”

[@yololollipops2446]

i just realised that a cyberpunk themed extension of some sort to papers please would be amazing

[@diefool]

Sov Oil ost:

[@profanegunman7586]

Only got around to watching the show last week, as soon as I heard the song I knew this existed.

[@fortitudesigfreid5668]

Oh yeah, this needed to exist.

[@ZaheerCheng]

This crossover is absolutely unexpected and god level hilarious 🤣🤣

[@zloboslav_]

Thanks :)

[@Goddessllias]

This goes way too well, I've got it on loop now

[@zloboslav_]

I'm happy you like it, thanks! :)

[@BonePapi]

Algorithm picked it up. Nice boppin'

[@zloboslav_]

Yeah, that's awesome! Thanks!

[@lo-kal8207]

I heard the first couple of seconds and something I was missing all my life just came to me

[@notthebest0]

i knew ever since i first saw the serise that tune was familier to me. You have realesed me from tourture

[@zloboslav_]

Happy to hear that, thanks! :)

[@nintendofan1749]

We making it out of Night City with this one!

[@jaye.0512]

This is such a weirdly niche crossover of my interests I love it

[@zloboslav_]

Thanks :)

[@louisnguyen6610]

This exudes the feeling of "damn wasnt expecting this but i should have known"

[@ausgoonbag6904]

My god I can't get enough of this remix, if you have a speaker that can handle bass, turn it up!!!!!

[@knoxiegb1782]

"Whos ready for tommorrow" has been my "getting out of the house in the morning" track lately. With this god damned dark winter this is going to be a much better fit

[@zloboslav_]

Thanks! :)

[@shinuba]

WE'RE TAKING REBECCA TO ARSTOTZKA WITH DIS ONE 😭🗣️🗿✨🔥‼️💯

[@GrassesOn97]

I was not expecting to see an overlap between these two franchise;, but, man, I’m glad someone had the bright idea to do so.

[@zloboslav_]

Thanks :)

[@redacted8983]

HOW DOES THIS FITS SO WELL

[@KrulKrukuw]

There's just no way this mashup exists and sounds so good.

[@elimanic7925]

This is genuine fire, outta control! Hope this blows up!

[@zloboslav_]

Thanks! I hope so too! :)

[@grahamshaw9873]

I'm sorry, but why does this slap so unbelievably hard?

[@danbiggaming]

need this on spotify🙏

[@dynioglowy]

Amazing, love it!

[@zloboslav_]

Thank you!

[@joshuaadler4259]

Need this on spotify for sure

[@zloboslav_]

Sorry, I can't, copyrights and stuff could get me in trouble there. :(

[@Cocodood]

Genuinely goes hard 10/10

[@zloboslav_]

Thank you!

[@ChaosVixen]

Oh thank you algorithm lord for sending this to me 😂

[@evasionefiscalegang]

i was expecting some shitty meme mashup but this is really well made, good job

[@zloboslav_]

Thank you! :)

[@henrycorpman2596]

Glory to Night City.

[@DragoStourm]

Fits way too well

[@zloboslav_]

thanks! :)

[@willianenriquez120]

David, dont´t take me to the moon, just get me out of Arstotzka

[@C4Bud]

We making it out of Soviet City with this one 🔥🔥🔥

[@processedgrain8685]

this sounds surprisingly good

[@zloboslav_]

thank you :)

[@user-nz5ll6bn6d]

"this is not a preem passport choomba"

[@Phospoppylickalick]

This was my top track for my CZcams recap

[@zloboslav_]

Nice! :)

[@Mermin-]

Шедевр! Жалко что нету в спотифае

[@ryanrobinson2293]

Epic my guy

[@zloboslav_]

Thanks :)

[@peeferin9476]

This mix works surprisingly well ! Great job ^^

[@zloboslav_]

Thank you! :)

[@aqualitymeme9476]

This unironically goes hard af. Cyberpunk Soviet Union be hittin iron

[@Asentheter]

The good ending: They moved to the Soviet Union.

[@zloboslav_]

lmaoo XD

[@aziffx2]

Glory to Arastotzka!

[@RoGirGy]

I'm so glad i found this! These songs go together really well, thanks to you. Glory to Arstotzka!

[@zloboslav_]

Thanks, I'm happy you like it :)

[@tempheror112]

I can't believe it. you figured it out.

[@BYHP-dr2mx]

"Cyberpunk but communism" basically China

[@michanowacki2306]

"Your documents don't match the standard"
"I guess I'm just special"
"Nobody is special in Arstotzka City. Denied."

[@rexnetlol]

WE ARE DEFEATING ADAN SMESHER WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@clearskiesovermilwaukee]

My Cyberpunk 2020 campaign plot is set in post-soviet Ukraine so this is basically the anthem