TikTok Fiasco w/ Howie Mandel | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 175
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On this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave Bert Kreischer is joined by Howie Mandel in Tom Segura’s place. They discuss Howie’s TikTok fiasco, watching yourself on TV, how Bert Orders takeout, Julius Caesar, their worst haircut stories, and more! Throughout, the two come up with jokes, and Bert wraps up the episode by running them by his wife LeeAnn.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:35 - Bert Telling Stories
00:12:59 - Water Privatization
00:19:48 - Tit for Tat
00:22:54 - Other Languages
00:24:38 - Haircut Stories
00:36:11 - Julius Caesar
00:42:42 - Watching Yourself Perform
00:47:53 - Howie’s Prolapse Fiasco
00:56:50 - Garth Brooks
01:01:55 - How Bert Orders
01:04:29 - Bert’s Sex Life
01:08:21 - Bert Thought He Had Psoriasis
01:10:43 - Call with LeeAnn
01:17:21 - Tom’s Question for Howie - Komedie
Bert getting called out for repeating stories, by Howie…is priceless.
Howie's a tuff interview takes no BS lmao.
@@eldenring9428 and Bert's arguably the worst interviewer lol.
Why is Bert so fat can anybody tell me that
@@brittoncoursey5142he’s just drunk 24/7 tht even when he’s sober (if he’s sober here) he just acts and rants like a drunk it’s horrible I get enough of it from my girlfriend
We will NEVER forget Howie. FAMILY.
Family family family.
FLOCKA
family
What do we do about it?
My friend Neil bent over and this happened.
“He’s not well read. He’s just in a room where people are reading!” -Howie summarizing Bert’s life in one simple statement 😹
Burt didn't even get it was a dig
@@allnovieveryday Brent doesn't listen
Brert is not a smart man
I knew Brent wouldn't catch that as soon as I heard it. Super funny and real line.
His level of learning is worse than my 7 year old, but it adds credibility to hos college stories
That moment around 1:09:59 of howie looking around in sheer, genuine terror as Bert probes his body for the sticky thing is one of the greatest moments in this shows history.
Must have been a pine needle and some pine sap got on his skin.
Brent's new special "HAVE I TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE?" coming out the next time you start talking to him. 😂
"HAVE I... *SQUEAL*.. TOLD YOU AHAHAHA THIS BE *SQUEALHAHA* FORE?"
Honestly good name for a special haha
All recycled bits from his other specials.
Bart has revealed everything
When Bert wheezes, he sounds like when you pinch the tip of the balloon and let the air out
More like a mosquito flying in/out from your ear
lmaooo
Lol that's a very apt description
I never thought about this and now this is all I'll ever hear. 🤣🤣🤣
Its called Squee-ing. It's not a wheeze. There is a word for it. You're welcome.
Bert starting 6 different stories in the first 5 minutes and Howie getting absolutely lost at the "sticky spot" story had me crackin up. Great episode.
It's crazy that Howie is way more in tune with what the listeners want to hear than Bart who has been doing this for so long
It's because he doesn't drink Like it says last day on Earth
I love that H3 gave him
the confidence to be proud of the prolapse
Family
@@mbryant4525 you humans are the worst
Family
Family
Family
Howie managed Burt so deftly. Called out his outrageous behavior, but kept things rolling constantly. Such a great cohost.
I LOVE that howie is calling out berts bull crap
Hearing the story about how Bert orders food for everyone without asking what anyone wants, and then immediately saying "is that how you have sex with your wife?" was on point. And then Bert's dumb ass confirms it LMAO. Least self-aware person alive
I love that Howie just calls everyone out.
Howie is the GOAT! He looks younger than Brent despite being over 15 years older than him 😂
That's the power of handsoap
Touching your face makes you age faster than touching nothing
amazing what drinking does ;P
15 years? Holy shit lol
Bert definitely looks older than howie
tom has been losing a scary amount of weight he’s almost unrecognizable in this episode
That's not Tom, it's Howie Mandel. It surprised me too at first...
@@irongoatgaming9966 that’s….that’s the joke….
Adam seemed genuinely concerned for Tom.
I just wanted to Reassure him...
And he can absolutely pull off those glasses !! Who knew?
wow lee Ann did a great job with both of the new studios . this is what i always imagined a 2 bears studio to be
She’s got better taste than Tim and Kristin that’s for sure
Ennie's studios looked better than the one right now toms tested sucks Makes him in his wife look Terrible
Their chemistry is the best, i appriciate this episode way more than i expected to
always loved howie, but just recently watched him on some podcast that had a host with the biggest hands iv ever seen who’s an even bigger jeff dunham fan. definitely brought my attention back to howie even started watching his podcast. keep up the great work howie!
Howie was a hilarious guest. He had me dying the whole episode. God bless that prolapse story.
It's wild how many people in comments are sleeping on Howie... Y'all need to start getting in on the legend of comedy that is Howie Mandel! He's awesome!! Wayy funnier than Bert. On the same level as Tom.
You know Bert’s drinking again when he screams at the top of his lungs after every punchline
And as red as cherry kool-aid
If ppl can’t tell he’s a raging alcoholic from that thumbnail alone, I’m worried for them 😂
Punchline?
I love how Howie just jabs at Bert it's wonderful
Sometimes you forget , Howie is actually funny as hell
Network tv will do that to you
Spoken like someone who doesnt know anything about Howie
@@zap4264 lol the fucks that even supposed to mean?
@@zap4264 I know nothing about him except he’s an agt host
@@RatEmperor that's a damn shame cause that's a super watered down molded for mid week family friendly American primetime television... So basically it's trash... But I won't bash the guy for getting that bag I'm sure AGT fkn PAYS!! But you should definitely check out more of HOWIE dude, you're missing out on a true comedy legend. I don't know how anyone could "forget he's funny" like the original poster unless they're basically in your camp and haven't really experienced the true HOWIE Mandel. Hopefully you do my friend. He's also wayyyyy funnier than Bert. I'd put him on the same level as Tom tbh.
Bert and Howie play of each other so well.
Bert is best in conversation when he talks to other people that will talk also over him.
@@cornbredx Howie and Bert would make a better 2 bears 1 cave This should be 2 bears 1 cave
Howie telling his haircut story before Brent got to his haircut story is awesome.
Dang, was really hoping this one would be Tom; the dolphin laughs strike again!
Hahahahah
Thank God Tom did the Ryan holiday episode.
Hahahaha
Bront's mentality of "but I like it" explains him singularly
We will never forget Howard Mandel. Forever family
Howie putting burnt in his place is forever legendary
Ah sweet I was hoping to hear Bart talk over another legend
Howie doesn't stand for that even tho we know that Howie is super respectful and friendly he won't allow the interrupting...I hope
Why do you even watch this show
@@hypno5690 Why does anybody all these comments hate Bert I don't understand why they listen Are these people aware that they don't have to listen they can change can you do anything
@@jasonwinterton9369 because we wanna hear what the guest has to say....he get's to speak to ACTUAL legends...unfortunately!
have really enjoyed Howie being a part of the podcast community, love his off-TV personality
Exactlyyyy! He’s still on point and entertaining but he’s so loose!
Howie is a fkn genius! He figured out the code to shut Brent up... 🤣🤣🤣
You mean actually listen to the guest It's not a code it just called listening
This podcast is awesome. I wish Tom was there to chat with Howie and Bert.
You mean you wish Tom was here for Bert to talk over Howie and the obviously better comedian?
Wait but Tom would say new stories
@@brittoncoursey5142 no, dude. I mean I'd like to hear all 3 chat.
@@brittoncoursey5142 we all know know who the better comedians are, but Bert is cool as well.
we will never forget
Nice start to a Monday morning! Let’s go it’s Bert in Bobby’s World!
Bert’s joke bombing with his wife 😂 1:11:17 can’t write this shit up so perfect
"the dinosaurs farted, they died, and then...jesus" lmaooooo
Howie getting disgusted with Bert near the end was hysterical 😂
I would love for a Bert & Howie podcast.
They're amazing and hilarious together 🤣
Howie said it, "Two Cunts 1 cave" haha
Greatest ending to a 2 bears episode ever 😂😂 on top of one of the best shows ever! The way Howie checks baby walrus 🤩🤣🤣💀
The ozempic comment about Tom😂👌👏 Well played Bert
Love these old timers dressing down Bert, always amusing.
Thank you Howie, for being the adult in that episode
Howie is leaning into it, he made a whole shirt! This was a wild episode of two worlds perfectly colliding.
That prolapse video Howie did was a highlight, love to hear the background to it😂😂
Howie doing so many podcasts lately as been incredible!
If you just listen to the audio, it sounds like an interview with Marc Maron. But you can tell it's Howie because he's happy.
Damn, Howie Mandel is cool as hell when he's uncensored. Funny as shit too!
😂😂😂 first time I can hear the interviewee talk slightly more than Bert. Worth it!
This episode needs a Nobel peace prize
Bert’s wheezing is unBEARable
I’m laughing so hard at Howie Mandels prolapse video, literally the greatest thing that’s ever happened.
“I’m going on tour, let’s get weird” pretty much sums it up 😂
It only took me refinancing my house and taking out a massive bank loan, but I'm finally opening up the first man blouse store in downtown Pomona three months from now. Thanks for the inspiration Bert!
Do you have XXL?
Howies a legend. Best guest bear with Bert, and maybe best of all time after Leanne. Then it ended so awkward.
Howie running with that death joke was fucking amazing.
"I thought it was puddy, cake, maybe pudding" lmfao.
I laughed my ass off at the last bit.pure gold.
I'm 14 minutes in and brett has just been rambling, He hasn't had a single coherent thought.
Love how Howie is schooling Brent how a legend comedian comes up with material.
cause he'll never be one
great mixing of Howie talking over Bretts wheezing
"if I could speak any other language" -Bert
At least he knows his limits... Hahaha 😂
We'll never forget Howie! 🌹 Love you! ✌️💓
I forget how good an actor Howie can be as well. He was stunningly good on St. Elsewhere. It was a big jump from the rubber glove.
Oh god! Howie and Bert are amazing together! Laughed so hard almost prolapsed my stomach! 😂😂🤣🤣
It’s RECLAMATION …. my dad is screaming RECLAMATION at the tv … 😂
This episode was so funny, Howie was so good in this
There should be a 25 minute point of the podcast where Brent isn't allowed to speak
the squealing noises during Howie's haircut story was so distracting, actually pissed me off!
52:45 "There's no fence here..." Have never laughed so hard.
Is that a door creaking or someone laughing in the background? My laugh might have made it onto the podcast.
I’m British and so wasn’t familiar with Howie. Now I love him! Subscribed a while a go. He’s the best! 😂
Howie: I’ve never lived anywhere where the government controls the water.
Also Howie: *lives in California where you can’t even collect your own rainwater*
** Where you couldn't until 2012. It's been 10 years homie catch up!
@@ruxtonau you're still on water restrictions in the summer homie catch up lol
@@leonardorodriguez9919where i live (not california) the extent of our water restrictions is i can only water with sprinklers 2 days a week in the summer. Oof. HARSH O_o
@@leonardorodriguez9919yep gotta keep overwatering almond trees
Takes like 9 gallons of water per almond to keep the vegans in almond milk...
@@ClimptonDiddlehopper I live on an almond orchard this doesn’t even scratch the pesticides issue
Somehow, I think Bert actually pulled it off this time 😂 Howies always a pro 👌
Howie+Burt makes for the ultimate mismatch! It's so great, PLEASE do a podcast 😂
The end of this episode was gold! Tom has to be beyond thrilled!😂😂
I hope Howie goes wild today 🤣
Huh, I honestly didn't know Howie was this funny.These two bro's have good chemistry. 🤪
Best ep I've seen in a long time. Howie calling out that bs is hilarious. We need another onee
I was struggling to breathe at the end, I was laughing so hard.
I remember 6th grade, 2 friends of mine would always come to school late in the morning because they had to finish Bobby's World. One of the best morning cartoons of all time.
Bert’s laugh is on par with Jim Fallon’s, in the worst possible way.
It’s getting so bad I can barely listen. Someone has to have said “laugh like that more, people seem to like it” and they should be fired
It would likely be far more tolerable if he sobered up. Alcoholics and morbidly obese ppl wheeze and rasp like that cuz of acid reflux destroying their esophagus, increased mucus production from the irritation, and inflammation / fat restricting airways.
@@crowe9385my thoughts exactly I was ready to turn it off after Howie was trying to tell his sons haircut story
This thread is the best!
It sounds like when you stretch a balloon and the air is escaping. It’s so annoying.
Howie is so damn funny and fast with his jokes. Love this man.
omg, I'm only halfway in and I can't stop laughing! awesome episode!
Haven't started the episode. Got to look forward to constant interruptions on top of overtaking and a story that tops every story the guest says. Jesus Tim you are killing me. You can't leave us like this.
I cant stand listening to bert leading a podcast. Iiterally cant watch it. I'm 20 minutes in and its exactly. LIKE EXACTLY, how I thought it would be....
I fucking hate how no one will tell Fat boi, he needs a reality check ... I hope he has 300 weeks left.
Yep sames. Oh he slipped in the Russia story. I never saw that coming. He NEVER talks about that.
cry more
Bro Come on. Just do these on bertcast I wait all week for this.
I'm literally in tears because of the end 😂😂😭😭😂
Hahaha I love Bert. He’s the second guy I’ve ever seen to keep a slice of pizza in his pocket. The first was the black guy at the start of Fat by Weird Al.
Bert's uncontrollable laughter just ruins howies story
It was so bad
Imagine paying for yt premium just to sit through 15 ads in the video itself
Ohhh another episode of 2 Bert's 1 Cast
I was eating breakfast while watching this. I almost died from choking to death, because I was laughing so hard at howie not understanding Bert’s thought process. Has to be one of the best guest episodes we have gotten!
I was about to order a t shirt from YMH store but wtf, with shipping it’s freaking $50 for a t shirt. Wtf are y’all thinking over there, you’re already loaded.
Yeah same thing with me, I love them but come the fuck on y'all, make it more affordable!
There's a dozen websites that print on demand stuff, just print whatever you want. You can't copyright random sentences, and either way, if it's for personal use there's no ground to go after you. As philosopher bo Burnham said "I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork". That also applies to buying 50 dollar tee shirts.
I miss when two bears was a show with Tom and Bert (and Nadav of course)
Dude the first however many episodes before the first guest bear....are the most repeatable episodes...i just watched ep 1-5 for the 3rd time yesterday, its like my fav movie
Hearing Howie Swear is like finding out Mr Rogers did crack
Anyone else love the vibe of a dimly lit podcast?
Howie is a fucking national treasure. He messes with Bert in the best way ever.
We will never forget howie
I'll totally watch Howie's podcast. He's hilarious.
This is why Howie is a true legend.
We will never forget Howie! #family
Howie's haircut story had me crying lol
I’ve never heard the word blouse so many times in one sitting.
"what is it when the government owns the water" ah yes, privatization, the exact opposite of what that means. good one Blurt.
yelling at the screen like fucking jeopardy let me finish my coffee
Yeah his ignorance about so much is mesmerizing. Great dude though.